Break Out The Kleenex! Harry's In PENTHOUSE!!!

Hey folks, Harry here... As always on April 1st, I like to take this time to give all you good folks a bit of happiness. And I can think of nothing better to tell you than the fact that I'm hitting the pages of PENTHOUSE beginning this month with the "MAY" issue. I've only got a two page spread this month, but next month "JUNE" it gets steamier as J.J. Abrams and I are featured 1 on 1 for page after page after page of hot steamy geeky spank material. A Mission Impossible, not hardly, I tell ya we went at it for a full hour and it was awesome. However, nothing prepped me for the "JULY" issue when I went at it for an hour with a super man, Bryan Singer. Talk about making a guy believe he can fly, whew! Those pages are sure to put lift in your sail! Then, the "August" issue... just wait till you see who I snuggle up with, it'll be one hot night, I promise you that. 30 days after each of those issues hit, you'll get to gaze at every last second of our time together. But let's face it! Now you finally have an excuse to pick up PENTHOUSE... for the pictures!

In other news, I'm moving into a house with a lovely lady. Today, we're picking out furniture, appliances and the whole nine yards. If you're really curious, you can read all about it on my MySpace page. Ain't it cool?

In still other news, the latest script for JOHN CARTER OF MARS came in and it's the best one yet! Can't wait to get this in front of cameras. 2GETHER 4EVER is looking to shoot in late July, probably somewhere between New Orleans and Austin. Then GHOST TOWN just had the latest draft come in and it's fricking great. Once things clear up at Revolution, I'll have more news for you on that, including who the screenwriter has been all this time.

Lastly - AICN beginning today is starting full on development of a whole new backend for the site, which means dumping the set up we've had for the last 9 years, the 1 year before was pure my html, but it looks like we're moving towards some thing called pimple... no, that's not it... it's some sort of "pul" sound. I don't pay attention to tech meetings. I'd rather brush my hair in a mirror and make hot come hither faces in me undies. I hope you have a great April 1st, everyone here at AICN is having their very best. Cuz... it's pay day!