March 27, 2006, 3:15 a.m. CST
dillon... you son of a bitch
March 27, 2006, 3:39 a.m. CST
Anything with Carl Weathers = Box Office GOLD. Also...Anything with a FIRST in the subject line = Moron. Lastly...Anything with a <FIRST> and a goddamn ? question ? mark ? following the FIRST? = Moron who doesn't know they are a moron. Get a friggin clue and come up with something better like..."How do you like your ribs?" Because basically anything quoted from Action Jackson is miles above what any <FIRST> posters could come up with.
March 27, 2006, 4:25 a.m. CST
rocky. predator. action jackson. happy gilmore. some sasquatch movie. see a trend there? talk about both ends of the spectrum. hell, who am i kidding, happy gilmore is a favorite guilty pleasure of mine
March 27, 2006, 5:42 a.m. CST
well, i know in happy gilmore that his hand was bit off by an aligator. if i'm not mistaken (and i very well could be because its been a while since i've seen it) the predator lops off his arm abover the elbow. gotta love the falling dismembered limb still firing away on that gun. classic. but anyways, if he loses most of his arm in 87, his hand in 96, then maybe he'll lose a finger in '06. god i hope so. such a great setup for a fart joke gone awry. Weathers - "Hey Sasquatch, pull my finger!"
March 27, 2006, 7:42 a.m. CST
by Nice Marmot
And has been killed by Ivan Drago, a Predator, and a fall from an apartment window after being frightened by a dead alligator. Damn! I'm almost as pumped for this movie as I am for Snakes On A Plane!
March 27, 2006, 7:47 a.m. CST
by Anna Valerious
I've been waiting to see this movie for a long time because it sounds so damn funny!!!
March 27, 2006, 9:15 a.m. CST
In other words, a lame straight to video kiddie monster movie that no one but you remembers? I think it's actually this generation's Laserblast, or The Further Adventures of Tennessee Buck.
March 27, 2006, 9:37 a.m. CST
Can't go wrong.
March 27, 2006, 10:51 a.m. CST
does that mean that this movie will be unwatchable post-puberty?
March 27, 2006, 11:24 a.m. CST
March 27, 2006, 3:53 p.m. CST
oh god i can't stop laughing from all the clever insults. you are right man, i am such a moron! i bow before your infinate knowledge of all things carl weathers and your scornful demeanor. you really told me. you must be a real pro. this is why i read chud... its not crawling with half witted fanboys with nothing better to do than rail on people they have never met to numb the pain of thier cheeto covered, porn watching solitude. normally i would'nt stoop, but it only seems fitting to use a tired cliche' like "get a life"
March 27, 2006, 4 p.m. CST
i do read this site as much as chud and i appreciate the staff... i just can't stand the bottom feeders that have NOTHING better to do than vomit unnecessary and malicious trite while pretending they know ANYTHING about movies. can't you think of anything healthy and constructive to do? try reading. maybe you can come up with something better than "moron"