March 16, 2006, 3:25 a.m. CST
Now, let's talk about that popcorn salt.
March 16, 2006, 3:43 a.m. CST
by Tubbs Tattsyrup
...god damn it.
March 16, 2006, 3:49 a.m. CST
by zikade zarathos
I'm really excited about that movie, more than any other this year except for probably THE DEPARTED. Knowing Fincher, though, it'll get delayed to 2010.
March 16, 2006, 4:04 a.m. CST
Heres hoping that Charlotte's Web is every bit as charming and heart-warming as it should be.
I'm kind of nervous about what they've done to charlottes web...That's kind of one o fmy fonder childhood memories in both book and animated form, you know?
March 16, 2006, 5:03 a.m. CST
by Acne Scarface
is that a clue?
March 16, 2006, 5:55 a.m. CST
by I Dunno
And is she ever going to grow up? Maybe it's the sheer number of movies she's been in but it seems like she's been 11 for 5 years now. Maybe they keep her frozen in carbonite between shoots and press junkets.
March 16, 2006, 6:47 a.m. CST
The dude that was taken into the other room...was he tortured in cruel and inhuman ways?
March 16, 2006, 6:52 a.m. CST
I had sort of seen all these pictures before... and concerning Zodiac; there's more and better quality ones here: http://tinyurl.com/otak5. Quint... is it just me... or does ShoWest actually sound a bit.... boring?
March 16, 2006, 7:05 a.m. CST
After all, She's Zuckerman's Famous Kid!
March 16, 2006, 7:10 a.m. CST
by Gary Busey's Upper Half
That's the REAL Mission Impossible. M:I2 was just embarrassing, perhaps the worst film of his career. Most of the audience I saw it with audibly LAUGHED at the dove metaphors and ridiculous slow-motion action scenes. This one looks better, but the series will always be hampered by Cruise's insistence that these be vanity projects that focus solely on the Ethan Hunt character instead of the ensemble pieces they should be. I suspect the Tomster will end up like Harrison Ford - craggy and earring-laden, with real and screen wives half his age, and taking increasingly ill-fitting roles that perpetuate his illusion that he's still an action star.
March 16, 2006, 7:31 a.m. CST
March 16, 2006, 8:15 a.m. CST
There you go, a talkback headline hitting all the best categories: it's retro, it's got a kid, it's got animals, alcohol, and implied bestiality. The question is...if that was a film would you watch it? With Rob Scheider as the pig?
March 16, 2006, 8:20 a.m. CST
Is anyone else shitting their pants at how good MI3 is going be? And Lawrence Fishburn playing Guess Who with a woman..that scene is going to fucking rock!!!
March 16, 2006, 8:53 a.m. CST
Where does this shit come from? She's a cute kid and not a bad actress for her age. Maybe she's a little bit robotic, but she's like ten friggin' years old. Cut the kid a break.
March 16, 2006, 8:57 a.m. CST
Oh wait, they don't want to her to grow up to have luscious Lindsey Lohan curves, because they don't want to have to explain the extreme weight loss that will result later on. Oh, and you wanna know Dakota Fanning's real name? Hannah. Hannah Fanning. Am I the only one who thinks that's a cuter and more memorable name than Dakota? C'mon! Hannah Fanning! Say it with me!
March 16, 2006, 9:03 a.m. CST
....That ass quit his job as Chef from "South Park" because of "bigotry" regarding the infamous Scientology episode. He says it's a mockery of human rights, but Matt Stone rightfully shoved Isaac's final paycheque up his ass by saying he departure was ENTIRELY because he was a Scientologist, and that in the seven years he's been on the show, he hasn't had any trouble making fun of Christianity and other relgions. "He's just a man, who no one understands except his mamaa....and Tom Cruise!"
March 16, 2006, 9:18 a.m. CST
geat cult of scientology didn't get Fishburne replaced by Isaac Hayes, since he's now out of work due to his "strong beliefs in not ridiculing religion" cause South Park JUST started doing that.
March 16, 2006, 10:16 a.m. CST
Quint: In 2003 I went to ShoWest and had a passport. I came home with more free crap then I'd ever thought possible. Most of it was t-shirts. I remember getting t-shirts for everything from Hulk, 2 Fast 2 Furious, Pirates of the Caribbean, Finding Nemo, Dumb and Dumberer to 13 Grams. It was like every movie coming out that year had a t-shirt. Also ended up with random note pads and stuff like a 20th Century Fox computer mouse. And an Anger Management teddy bear who was all bandaged up. Random, I know. So I got a couple of cool movie t-shirts, a shitload of bad movie t-shirts and some pretty great bags. I mean the actual bags the stuff came in, which were like nice luggage shoulder bags. I have a small Universal one from that year that had made a perfect Gym bag. Oh and Paramount must always be the one studio to do something big like the MI3 thing you saw this year, because I remember back then they had this big Tomb Raider 2 temple thing you could go into. Of course the main thing I came back with from ShoWest was more freaking free candy then I ever thought possible!
March 16, 2006, 11:07 a.m. CST
I agree with the person up top M:I-2 was embarrassing and is one of Cruise's worst film and performance and i think alot of his earlier work is pretty good. Like I said before M:I-3 will be all commercials and no substance just like 2, which had the best trailor of all time but was the most boring movie i remember seeing since The Hulk four years later. I remember M:I-2 came out my Prom weekend and my best friend and I took our ex-girlfriends at the time, everyone seemed to genuinely dislike but I vouched for the fact that it had an amazing FACE/OFF style finale but instead was extremely disappointed. M:I-3 will do the same all trailors/commercials no entertainment.
March 16, 2006, 11:40 a.m. CST
see...she ruined war of the worlds. I actually resorted to watching the fucking film with the subtitles on and the sound muted because I couldn't stand her screaming every five minutes. I actually found myself PRAYING that they'd kill her, instead of whatever the fuck the other token kid was called. But then, let's face it, steven spielbergs not got an interest in making a decent movie unless it has a jewish angle these days.
March 16, 2006, 12:49 p.m. CST
Just read a little piece from a German magazine that Harrison Ford did an interview with. He says that he and Spielberg now have a script on their hands that they like and want to go ahead and shoot it. "I believe that we can start with the filming soon" kind of goes against Spielberg's recent cryptic comments that made people think he would be taking a year off and shooting it in 2007. JUST SHOOT THE MOTHERFUCKER!!! Ford is 63. Any older and he'll need the whip to get out of bed in the morning. He said he's been practising with the whip but needs to do more. Honestly...does anyone else think that him running around as Indy now with the whip and all might look really stupid? We shall see. And fuck off to whoever said Spielberg only does movies with a Jewish slant on them.
March 16, 2006, 1:16 p.m. CST
by I Dunno
How come no one says anything about Sean Connery, Clint Eastwood, Christopher Lee or the LOTR queer? Why pick on Ford? No, he probably won't get dragged by a truck in this one but there's nothing he did in Last Crusade that he can't do now.
March 16, 2006, 1:17 p.m. CST
Steven Spielberg doesnt just make movies for jews. Not everyone who likes Steven is a jew!! Oi Vey!!
it's not prejudice at all, I'm merely pointing out that the last batch of films that spielbergs directly had a personal interest in have all been themed around the holocaust, and yet when it came to AI and War of the worlds, just for example, both movies fucking sucked because his heart wasn't in it.
March 16, 2006, 3:03 p.m. CST
But my daily Google searches for "Dakota Fanning washing a pig" have finally paid off!
March 16, 2006, 3:58 p.m. CST
bringing to this site then by all means I welcome you. That was funny!
March 16, 2006, 4:53 p.m. CST
by I Dunno
and one movie about modern jews and terrorists. That's 2 Jew movies. What is this obsession with Jews that Spielberg's supposed to have?
March 16, 2006, 4:58 p.m. CST
The only bag of goodies I got was from the big Paramount dinner where they announced that they were "back!" Sure, Paramount had some trouble in the past, but they were proud to present their reel of surefire smash-hits such as Sky Captain, Alfie, Sahara, Stepford Wives, and the Prince and Me. Unfortunately, time would soon tell. And Paramount was in the hole three million dollars for the lavish dinner party the threw. Complete with gifts of crystal paper-weights with the Paramount gates lazer engraved into them, Spongebob Squarepants dolls, the first three books in the Lemony Snicket series, and more shirts than you could possibly ever want to wear. For some reason, I have still never quite felt the need to parade around town wearing a Coach Carter t-shirt.
March 16, 2006, 6:47 p.m. CST
take a look at his side projects.
March 16, 2006, 7:09 p.m. CST
Im fortunate enough to live in Melbourne(sporting capital of the world at the moment with the Commonwealth games to You Americans that would not have known about world events unless you were bombing there) and have several friends who worked on the shoot. From all reports Dakota has nailed her performance, wait until wilbur et al are sorted out during post and check IMDB for the voice talent - there is a lot of love for this film. It will not fail to deliver !!!!!!
March 16, 2006, 10:30 p.m. CST
She has been the same age for the past 9 years.
March 17, 2006, 4:30 a.m. CST
with that annoying voice
March 17, 2006, 8:02 a.m. CST
by Curt Jurgens
She plays same robot in every film. She would be perfect in AI. But why does Ford give an interview to germans before consulting with George. Discrepancy.
March 17, 2006, 8:40 a.m. CST
Nah Haley Joel Osment was a much better robot. Neither little bastard can act though, even by ten year old standards.
March 17, 2006, 2:27 p.m. CST
Fanning is a great actress, especially considering her age. I think she's going to be one of the few child stars who's going to break into an adult acting career easily.
March 17, 2006, 9:23 p.m. CST
cause she's as talented as jodie foster was at that age, right? do a quick comparison, I think you'll find foster was better