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KONG is riddled with F-bombs!! Blooper reel hits the net!!!
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here about to run out the door for the big AICN panel and beyond. But before I headed out I wanted to make sure to post this bit that hit the net, courtesy of Empire Online. They held their big awards recently, their readers naming KING KONG as best picture of the year. Peter Jackson accepted the award via video tape and sent along a blooper reel. I love blooper reels, often my favorite feature on the DVD on the rare occasion where they happen to show up. Enjoy the silliness!
CLICK IT HERE FOR F-BOMBS GALORE!!!
Hi,
Peter Jackson sent in a video acceptance to receive his Best Film gong at the 2006 Empire Awards and, after the usual pleasantries, Jackson included some never-before-seen footage from the film. There's a blooper reel, Andy Serkis 'original' vision for Kong, lightsaber action (seriously) and a brand new scene constructed especially for Empire that answers the biggest question of the film - how did they get Kong back to the States?
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Kong was fuckin' the coolest movie of last year. Hands fuckin' down.
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Apes and curse words. Two great tastes that taste great together.
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That religion was just a puppet being used by the current administration? I blame the people who started AA and made people look towards "a higher power". This movie will rock and that law is a joke.
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Fuckin' A!!!
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That's all I want to see. Is that too much to ask?
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F'n THONG!!!
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if I wait a few years I'll actually finish dl'ing it. Fuck you EMPIRE.
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What browser do I need? Do I have to buy another computer??? Mac OS 9 isn't cutting it anymore. Need Help Please!!!
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Christ I never had a harder time seeing a video ... click here to see video , no click HERE to see video ... no click HERE to see video ... FUCK IT
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...and add to that it took fuckin AGES for the bloody thing to come down... broadband my ass!!
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Why not make it downloadable? This will end up on the DVD, no doubt.
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download it with Quicktime pro and upload it at You Tube. I lack the technology, but it seems the right thing to do now. Too slow... Took me ten minutes to stream the first three seconds.
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Why is it that the link says "Click here" but then you have to end up going through like 3 different sites and like 5 links just to get to the page that actually has the video on it. How about just linking to the damn page with the video on it?
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Did they mention that?
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http://www.empireonline.com/images/interviews_and_events/awards2006/video/30.mov
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USE THAT!
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PLUG THIS INTO A DOWNLOAD ACCELERATOR: http://www.empireonline.com/images/interviews_and_events/awards2006/video/30.mov
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That fucking site is more stopped up than Harry's toilet!
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not some dramatic bullshit nobody cares about. congrats to PJ and crew! what a humble guy. Kong was best film of 2005 for me. ROTS a close second. don't like my opinion? hold on. the phones ringing... yeah that was i don't give a fuck. he said to tell ya to go blow yourself
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TaU-9l0HmE
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TaU-9l0HmE
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I think this server is running with a 28.8 modem connection.
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been buffering for ten mintues and less than ten percent empire spend some money on bandwidth hope it's owrth the waite
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hadnt read through the talkbacks before posting have watched it now thanks again man
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You know those 1 minute caches. Makes you look like a royal idiot by the time your post comes up sometimes.
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when you stated your opinion, Orions, I was about to let you have it, (face it, you were asking for it when you wrote, "don't like my opinion?") but then I read the "hold on" so I did. Then you came back with "I don't give a fuck"! It's like you somehow KNEW what I was going to say!... in other news Kong will be forgotten 3 months after the SE DVD. deal with reality for a change.
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Although the movie is a thinnly veiled interracial tragic romance.... I guess they just needed to spell it out further.
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A God among Talkbackers...
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That was funny! kong pushing the boat at the end that was shown already when andy serkis won some award. can't remember right now. extended cut? like it needs to be longer haha
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The fucking fuckers fucking fucked!
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Gollum's f-bomb riddled acceptance speech at the MTV movie awards (2003?) was ten times funnier...nice to see, though, that Jackson still has enough of a sense of play about him to take the time to put this together. Loved the shot of Kong pushing the boat; I can't think of any other way they could have transported him back. But then, I couldn't figure out how Indy was able to hold his breath underwater while hanging on to a Nazi submarine either; so there ya go! Hope there's a little more comedy footage on the upcoming Kong dvd!
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Anyone got a mirror, this is taking forever!
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I see the links above
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fucking people make me sick.
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why is the empire video so slow....? I noticed that their whole website is kinda slow
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England is a place where it's harder to buy something than it is to sell something... I guess even if it's free.
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Funny. Although not as funny as the Kong haters with really small penises who feel the need to hate on this clip. I was hoping we'd be treated to Ringbearer9, but all we got was a wet, metallic series of oral farts from the predictably flaccid moviemack, our resident one-man banner waver for furious, weeping masturbators around the world.
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...don't expect to see this clip in all it's profane glory in any PG-13 DVD set. Download it now while you can.
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You should be given an Empire Award for best use of computer to help out fellow movie geeks!!!! Bravo!!!!
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F U! That I had to go through that! Watch that filthy monkey director!..... Just kiddin! Haha. Thanks digital8, appreciated!
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Y'know Doc, I forgot just why it was that I love you, but you're post about moviemack reminded me. Thanks for your sweet, sweet medicine....
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i was completely indifferent about king kong. watched it and found nothing AT ALL remarkable about any of it. at least with really bad movies you can laugh at them. with thoroughly mediocre movies (such as this) all you can do is wait until its over. i never have fallen asleep during a movie, but i was really fighting it when i watched this one.
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Shitballs it took forever. I prefer Windows media over this.WTF
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Jackson has wayyyyy too much of a hard on for Kong. I like the movie but it was long and self involved. Canted Angle said it well:
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He owns mine. Good looking out, man!
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He's also playing Cary Grant's role in a remake of Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House, only he's doing it as a sequel to "Are We There Yet?". someone needs to hand this man his ass. AND I'M JUST THE MAN TO TELL SOMEONE TO DO IT.
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Took forever to load about an hour ago. Just restarted downloading and took about 30 seconds. Fuckin fuckers.
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Pretend it is pornography, and I am sure it will be like normal for you.
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Mar 14, 2006 9:17:08 PM CST
I had no problem dling it. Quicktime is still the only
by iamnicksaicnsn
...way to watch online shit. WMP is too inconsistent. King Kong was aight, good, but not great, and definitely not as great as people keep saying. Too choppy, too many inconsistencies with the plot, beautiful effects though, I will give it that.
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the site was taking way, too long.
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this clip is unentertaining, thoroughly forgetable, overly long, hopelessly unintelligent, and filled to the brim with bad dialogue spoken by worse actors. Let the shooting match commence! Just give me a moment to get my flame-retardant coat.
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Best Director: Steve Box and Nick Park. Awesome.
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Mar 14, 2006 10:35:44 PM CST
What do you dudes think of my Superman Returns poster?
by iamjack'suserid
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/Col_Kilgore/forums/grandposter2.jpg
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especially considering that thats all i was saying when i walked out of that King sized shitter.
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Where are the blooper reels from Star Wars? From Jaws? From Raiders of the Lost Ark? From Alien? From even James Cameron's silly movies? You know what I associate blooper reels with ... really bad, failing sitcoms on television, so unfunny they have to insert some propaganda at the end of their shows during the credits, to convince everyone that their show is really hilarious. And the point I was making about Star Wars and other movies that don't have blooper reels ... those movies had directors who cared about their final product, cared about the final product being taken seriously by the audience. That Jackson can so blithely let his mind get distracted by bullshit goofiness like this is the reason that Kong was such a failure as an adventure movie, as a monster movie. As Jackson half-admitted in Rolling Stone when he said he wanted to make this film before he got too old and cynical ... well, it was too late, wasn't it. Only a cynical fucker would think a blooper reel of his actors saying "fuck" would make people love the movie more. What the movie needed was a director who hadn't already become a jaded, cynical Fuckhead himself, one who could only make bad jokes about Kong, not really try to make the audience believe in Kong. The jokey footage at the end of the clip, with Kong pushing the boat ... it just emphasizes the stupidity of Jackson. He can't even get this cinematic joke right, give it the effort necessary to make it look a little convincing. You can see that Kong's movements indicate that he's actually connecting with solid ground, while the boat is obviously steaming along in deeper water, otherwise it's keel would be stuck on the ground Kong is pushing against. If you argue that Kong is swimming, paddling with his legs, then he seems to be using SpiderStick powers to hold on to the back of the boat. In other words, the "joke" indicates what was wrong with the film, that it's director didn't really care about true audience involvement .... he'd probably have put more actual jokes like that blooper scene in the movie if he thought he could get away with it. Oh, and loves and kisses to DocPazuzu.
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I wish you luck. Although personally, I think you'll end up banned again with that kind of a TB handle.
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Jeez, Ringwearer, wish you'd stop with the silly, frivolous remarks. What this site needs more of is deathly serious analyses of not only popcorn entertainment, but bloopers that CAME from that same entertainment. Now let's get out there and discuss the political allegory and pro-Iraq war sentiment in The Hills Have Eyes remake, fer chrissakes! Or are we expected to believe that one of these movies is simply about a giant ape, and the other is a balls-to-the-wall revenge fantasy?
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I got a request for a Ringbearer review, so there it is. Though it wasn't hard to re-awaken by Hate for Jackson while watching that boring blooper reel!
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Um, way to kick the piss out of a blooper reel, moondoggy. You sure showed it... The Blooper reel... (some of you people make me fuckin laugh)
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Shoot, no one ever requests ME. Ah, what the hell: I'm too busy watching Scrubs reruns anyway. It's not that I'm a Jackson devotee or anything, but I very much enjoyed the LOTR series; and I thought Kong was pretty terrific as well. I can see someone getting bent out of shape about Cronenberg's History of Violence, now, which has interesting things to say on America's favorite subjects of violence AND sex...and it meant to be taken extremely seriously. It just tickles me when ANYBODY attaches so much depth to something that is meant as lighthearted escapist entertainment...though I admit, it's not as ticklish as one of Dr. Cox's monologues or Elliot's high-pitched vocal inflections.
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I know its just a blooper reel. Its just that i saw so many people complaining about the dorks where were giving this reel an in depth analysis. What can I say? I couldnt help myself. I'll go sit in the corner now.
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better as in "kept my interest more"...
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just wanted to say that.
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Thank you for the URL, you rock!
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You're right, King Kong was far better than Crash... Just so you know, I'm laughing as I say that, moron. You think King Kong needed "more slow motion racism" to win an Oscar? Well, I think you need "more of an education" so you can be the smartest kid on the whole little bus, you insignificant little irritant.
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Mar 15, 2006 2:10:15 AM CST
IamJack's, I thought it was pretty coo, I'd get rid of
by iamnicksaicnsn
... the pics at the bottom, make it more teaser-y.
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"You can see that Kong's movements indicate that he's actually connecting with solid ground, while the boat is obviously steaming along in deeper water, otherwise it's keel would be stuck on the ground Kong is pushing against." ...... Oh yes, indeed, and he's as bugnuts as ever. Welcome back, Ringy. I'm looking forward to re-owning you on many an occasion now that you've finally reared your distended cranium up from the shadowy recesses of your own anus, and shambling once more into the talkbacks.
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You're most welcome.
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Nothing to see here droogies...move on. Oh yeah...Kong rawks AND rolls!
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and sell it for $45 limited release on 2 disks.
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It wasn't funny. It wasn't sad. Granted the last shot of kong pushing the boat made me giggle but overall.... why do i hate so much?
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post again. I love your shit. Pazuzu, get your arse together for some owning. I'm gunna go make some popcorn.
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quite the finest compound swearing I've seen on this site. I've seen the Kong blooper reel before. I was in the cinema. And it lasted three hours.
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... and Jackson obviously didn't. Not really. Despite all the hype about his loving Kong to death.
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There is no blooper reel because no one was having any fun at all with the PT, least of all the audience.
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... and said what I meant poetically compressed. Kudos!
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You mean to say you've never encountered Ringbearer9/Ringwearer9 before? I can assure you that no piss whatsoever is being taken on Ringy's part. He really is that insane.
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are those halo jeeps behind Jackson?
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The only thing I found funny about that blooper reel was how fat Jackson is. Still. Oh, and isn't it funny how Jackson imagines Kong as a black man with a tower-style black hairdo? There goes that "Kong wasn't a racist movie" defense. Obviously the director IS a racist.
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His hate is real, but he is not.
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Let me go out on a limb here and suggest the reason you two hated the blooper reel is because you hate Jackson and everything about him. Wow, objectivity and even handedness is truly dead with you two. I thought it was inversely proportionally funny as you two aren't.
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"Pazuzu, get your arse together for some owning. I'm gunna go make some popcorn." Now that IS funny! The good DocPazuzu not only owns YOUR Shiny ass BenderRingBendover, totally and completely, to the point where you are Assless In Australia. This should be fun.
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Duh.
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... in preperation for Jackson's next movie release. Only instead of 300 plus posts as in Cbabbit's MATRIX retrospective, there'll be a measly 50, mostly consisting of "Kong was kinda meh for me" posts.
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Why don't you write it yourself? Show the strength of your convictions, Ringy. God knows you don't have trouble obsessing over inconsequential details in movies or producing staggering, insane tomes devoted to your ludicrous theories. I would LOVE to read your retrospective on Kong. Don't forget to leave out Ringwiener9 classics like "the fire in KK is too orange", "it's physically impossible to hang glide hanging on to real giant bat creatures", "everything is so dirty on Skull Island", "how can there be a storm in a fog", and -- my personal favorite -- "haha, Denham says the village has been abandoned for centuries but you can clearly see a fresh fish head. That proves how stupid a filmmaker Jackson is." ...... Throw away that chickenshit caution, Ringy. You don't just want to kill Kong... you want to put the blade of your intellect in it, and look it in the eye, and see whats going on in there when you turn it, thats what you want to do, right?... Don't deprive yourself of some pleasure. Come on Ringy, lets potty!
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Geez, for someone bagging on others for being 'unfunny' that was probably the saddest attempt at humour I've yet seen on these boards. So Kong will be on DVD shortly and it's going to be !extended! hehe. think about this for a second. The Kong that was in cinemas is no longer in existance. It's gone. kaput. see ya. it's had it's run. That means that the fans of King Kong are being screwed over and the haters are being vindicated. however, the thing now is that haters like Ringwearer and myself (I'm not really a hater, I'm a disliker) might actually find the new LOOOONGER version quite good. well i might, I don't think Ring wearer will ever like anything remotely jackson. i had a point somewhere here. I wonder if jackson is planning on 'extending' his penis. I watched the blooper reel again. He's not very funny. God help us if he makes a comedy. YOU ALL KNOW how weak it'd be.
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... but not much of a fan of Jackson's Kong. Nothing to say about it. Best the Doc can come up with is "Not as bad as Ringwearer9 says" "I refused to let Ringwearer9 ruin the movie for me!" It just proves that nobody cares about Kong, and it will sink, along with Jackson, into obscurity (well, after he's done mutilating THE HOBBIT). But, back to Me, the subject on DocPazuzu's mind .... DocPazuzu, I love you too.
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Try and come up with two paragraphs or so about Jackson's Kong, and fill these paragraphs with what you liked about the movie. Stuff that made you laugh, stuff that made you feel wonder, where you admired the dialogue, shared the emotions, shuddered in terror or horror. You are not allowed to mention Me, or anything I have said about the movie.
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Why should I bother? All you'll do is tell me what I REALLY thought about the film by analyzing my text and bringing forth its "true" meaning, like you did with Mori and Vern. No thanks, I'd rather continue ridiculing you.
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Poor Kong. Poor Jackson.
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...for proving my point by analyzing my last post. Predictability, thy name is Ringwearer9.
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Damn yo, why so many Jackson haters. i dont care if you dont like LOTR or Kong cuz Dead Alive owns your ass and if you dont agree then you fail at life.
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That is all.
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Why else would some anonymouse shit flinging internet monkey as yourself expend so much energy disparaging a fantastically successful fimmaker? I'm sorry your life is so bleak and hopeless by comparison that your only apparent recourse is to piss on a bunch of strangers who might have said something nice about your ultimate ego tormentor: PJ. Peace little fella.
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