Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with an update on the goings on of Roland Emmerich's newest epic spectacular, a flick called 10,000 B.C. The film follows a tribal hunter back in caveman days who embarks on a journey into unknown territory in order to secure a place for his dying tribe, thus saving the woman he loves within the tribe. I'm sure he'll also blow up a few caves along the way and wrastle with a sabertoothed tiger.

Anyway, the heroic young hunter will be played by Steven Strait and his cavewoman back home will be the lovely Camilla Belle. I guess she will be vacuuming with a baby elephant and listening to caveman tunes on the pterodactyl record player.

Steven Strait recently played the young hellion, Warren Peace, in SKY HIGH. He was good in that flick and even played it a little caveman-ish. Belle was last seen in the remake of WHEN A STRANGER CALLS, a film I avoided like the plague when even my top most horror buff friends told me to stay away. She's ungodly cute and did a great job in the underseen CHUMSCRUBBER, so I'm sure I'll give it a view when it hits cable just to watch her for an hour and change.

I always find myself enjoying the spectacle of Emmerich's flicks. I don't expect this one to be any different.