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Harry says, 'Shatner... while being a God, is anything but a HAS BEEN!!!'

Hey folks, Harry here... I don't do this often. Fuck, I never do this. I'm pretty damn sure I've never written up a "pop" album in the history of Ain't It Cool News. I've written up a couple of soundtracks... scores to STAR WARS movies, LORD OF THE RINGS films... but frankly not many others. Why? Well, frankly - there's a finite number of hours in my day that I can dedicate to writing and covering things. And that time is shrinking because frankly at 34, a certain amount of my priorities have shifted. This doesn't mean I don't love AICN, I do... desperately. But at this juncture in my life I've learned a degree or two about delegating responsibility, administrating and pursuing endeavors that I always felt I'd have time enough for later in life.

Most of you probably don't read my MySpace page because frankly you don't care about my "real world" life, and that's fine by me. Well... about 4 weeks ago, a dear old friend of mine, one that invaded my bedroom at Sundance back in 1998, to make sure I saw an amazing film that morning... well we were talking and he mentioned how I had to hear William Shatner's HAS BEEN... that apparently it was an awe-inspiring album from the Shat...ner... I made fun of him. I made ALOT of fun of him. You see, I have Shatner's ROCKETMAN burned into my memory - right alongside his tear-inducing version of "ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT" from Star Trek V. Yeah... I had all that I've ever needed of Bill Shatner's musical ambitions. They belong right there beside Nimoy's Bilbo Baggins song. On the oddity and freakshow world that surrounds the cult of personality produced albums that just suck.

Then... about a week ago, my girlfriend, an aspiring music manager... happened to say that the best produced Album she's heard in forever was William Shatner's HAS BEEN. Now... my previous friend that brought this album up to me was given his copy for Christmas from Alan Skinner of CREATURE FEATURES... who apparently bought 20 copies to give to everybody that he knew. My friend gave his copy, after listening a 100 times to TIM CURRY. That's kinda awesome. But the thing is. He's a freakish loving geek. There's a chance that he allowed the awesome brilliant aura of Shatner to over-shadow any critical thought... but this... this was my girlfriend, and albeit... while certainly she's dating an insane geek... and I would say she's a geek, she's more of a music geek with a beginning serious affair with films. And her taste in music as I've had it introduced to me has been incredibly interesting. She's introduced me to Sufjan Stevens, The Magnetic Fields, Mates of State and Dear Nora along with quite a few others... I have to say, I'm growing to really look forward to listening to the next album she brings over. It's so nice to have someone want to introduce something that isn't being constantly pushed in my general direction all the time.

But this was WILLIAM SHATNER... How the fuck is this girlfriend introducing me to something SHATNER? I'm the geek. I'm supposed to introduce her to his sweaty pudgy chest as his shirt was ripped repeatedly and as he kissed alien women of a rainbow of colors and eyebrows and ear-shapes. Today was an interesting day... and as I'm finishing up my final draft on my latest PENTHOUSE piece... I decided to put on William Shatner's HAS BEEN.

OH.... MY.... GOD....

I feel like I'm about as late as humanly possible in recommending this to you, but hey... just wait till you get my DVD lists from January & February - then you'll know the meaning of late. But after the first 3 tracks - I rushed to AIM to notify the friend I made fun of for recommending Shatner's HAS BEEN. He then begged me to write it up. SO... Here I am.

I'm not a music critic... and a great many of you would call my ability to critic or recommend anything is suspect beyond words. BUT... ya know what? I don't fucking care. I know what I like, I know what I love... and this Album... well...

You know how when you put in a classic Isaac Hayes album, you put it in... it's like an injection of soul... Isaac Hayes is so cool sounding, that just hearing him emote the lyrics and the phrases on his songs... you feel you're becoming sexier, yummier, cooler and blacker. And all of that feels like the greatest thing in the world. Calling HAS BEEN the great albino Isaac Hayes album isn't an insult. This album has soul dripping out of every track. Only... this isn't the soul of Isaac Hayes... Duke of New York, A#1. This is fucking SHATNER!!!!! William Shatner! This is HIS soul. His cool. His suave. His libido. And I know - it's kinda hard to draw comparisons... but Captain Kirk fucked every species in the universe. He wasn't limited to the variety here and now, but that fucker boldly went where no other man has gone before. Yes... I know, I'm confusing reality with fiction... or vice versa. He goes into that a bit on "REAL"

"I have saved the world in the movies... so naturally there are folks that think I must know what to do. Just because you've seen me on your TV doesn't mean I'm any more enlightened than you." then this twangy singer comes in to be the "singing" voice of Shatner to sing, "While there's a part of me in that guy you've seen, up there on that screen... I'm so much more. And I wish I knew, the things you'd think I'd do, I would change this world, for sure. But I eat and sleep and breathe and bleed and feel. Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm real." This isn't sung funny, or with irony. It's sung earnestly and real. It's also the only track that really refers to Shatner's on-screen persona.

The tracks run the gamut of sounds and styles. There's literally a bit of something for everyone here - and throughout it all, there's so much wit and humor - twisted and tangled into a wizened soulful swagger that pauses and all means it's the voice of that genius, SHATNER.

My two favorite tracks are YOU'LL HAVE TIME and HAS BEEN. That isn't to say there's a bad track, it's just that these two songs are just fucking breathtakingly awesomely written and produced and performed.

Admittedly - it'll make you want to wear a toupee, rip off your shirt and make love to your woman as only Shatner could. It actually creates that delusion. That conceit of being smarter, wizer, hipper, cooler, sexier and shatnererer...

I've often felt that as a geek... the key to living a sane and reasoned life is to carry the ultimate trifecta of well-functioning male unit in your skull was to assign your logic centers to Spock, your emotional centers to McCoy and your actions to Kirk. In an emergency, what would Kirk do. He'd consult logic and emotion, and then without a moment's hesitation he would act. But act from the direction and consultation of cold consideration and warm humanity. That's why he'd kick Picard's ass seven ways to sunday!

As for this album... I'm afraid it's deeply entrenced into heavy rotation here at Geek Headquarters. Now - rather than rushing out to fuck Shatner... Go to iTunes or go to Amazon via the link below on the CD cover. It's amazing.







P.S. -- Shit after continuing to listen.... I've found myself falling desperately in love with IT HASN'T HAPPENED YET... which is the most fucking emotional thing that Shatner has put me through in twenty years... Not since, "His was the most... human..." Shatner is an icon of rare power! Kudos Shatner! Kudos Ben Folds! And yes, I am now familiar with the fact this came out October 5th, 2004... but I've only just discovered it. And I figure more than a few of you might want to be similarly enlightened. Cuz... this is fucking cool!

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April fools isn't here yet
by Exterminans
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:26:24 AM
Sounds cool...
by L. Duderino
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:27:51 AM
Common People
by chopstyx
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:28:46 AM
A second opinion?
by dampen666
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:31:46 AM
Pulp Shatner
by dampen666
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:33:04 AM
Sounds funky. Cool
by Jugs
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:34:06 AM
Transformers-soundtrack
by L. Duderino
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:42:24 AM
right on
by lichtpartikel
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:45:25 AM
Really, you think Common People is the worst track?
by Bass Ackwards
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:49:59 AM
i've had this for ages
by Hell_Bender
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:51:50 AM
'That's Me Trying' is forver in my iPod
by Det. John Kimble
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:53:59 AM
my spelling/typing is teh suck tonight
by Det. John Kimble
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:55:39 AM
Go!
by Slightly Mad
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:57:26 AM
HARRY: It's "...HIS was the most... human."
by Det. John Kimble
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:58:55 AM
"Ahh-ah-ahh-awww... bitter dregs."
by Det. John Kimble
Feb 22nd, 2006
05:01:07 AM
Harry, you GUSH too much about EVERYTHING!
by Darth Bono Jr.
Feb 22nd, 2006
05:01:22 AM
If you love the Shat watch Boston Legal
by ChorleyFM
Feb 22nd, 2006
05:01:26 AM
Isn't this like two years old?
by zikade zarathos
Feb 22nd, 2006
05:51:27 AM
Myspace
by hank quinlan
Feb 22nd, 2006
06:04:35 AM
Harry, I agree with you 110%
by BendersShinyAss
Feb 22nd, 2006
06:11:52 AM
Ben Folds is the best. Hands down.
by CoursinLarry
Feb 22nd, 2006
06:27:38 AM
I hope Ben Folds was well paid!
by KajiC
Feb 22nd, 2006
06:43:00 AM
Shame Harry
by radio1_mike
Feb 22nd, 2006
06:59:23 AM
Shatner Albums? - I can't get behind that!!
by Kizeesh
Feb 22nd, 2006
07:07:53 AM
Whoa...Harry you actually have a girlfriend?
by Prof.Ikamono
Feb 22nd, 2006
07:19:40 AM
my space
by TheWard
Feb 22nd, 2006
07:48:34 AM
his myspace page
by TheWard
Feb 22nd, 2006
07:54:12 AM
Feels like an attempt to get Bill to appear in Fanboys.
by genro
Feb 22nd, 2006
08:06:37 AM
Better late than never...great F'n album
by Sci_Fi_Wasabe
Feb 22nd, 2006
08:20:38 AM
great album
by stvnhthr
Feb 22nd, 2006
08:33:06 AM
Denny Craine!
by eppdude
Feb 22nd, 2006
08:39:56 AM
If you liked this, you'd love Warp 11's music!
by warp11
Feb 22nd, 2006
08:46:34 AM
only a decent album because...
by beepbeep
Feb 22nd, 2006
08:49:58 AM
frankly you don't care about my "real world" life...
by Trazadone
Feb 22nd, 2006
09:12:10 AM
Harry's MySpace page - WHERE IS IT?
by Buddapest
Feb 22nd, 2006
09:13:37 AM
Yep Harry is right.
by erich
Feb 22nd, 2006
09:26:04 AM
Only kissing Shatners ass because he buys ad space here
by Elmore Rigby
Feb 22nd, 2006
09:33:04 AM
Ben Folds proced this album - its no joke
by Spacesheik
Feb 22nd, 2006
09:38:11 AM
KAAAHHHHNNNNN!!!!!
by Kentucky Colonel
Feb 22nd, 2006
09:41:05 AM
my ability to critic or recommend anything
by mraig
Feb 22nd, 2006
09:54:21 AM
Ben Folds needed some mention in this article.
by LUZER
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:01:56 AM
Hell of a good albumn
by Brock Samson
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:07:17 AM
Great album.
by Jar Jar 4 Prez
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:21:07 AM
Ben Folds is a genius
by beefywhore
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:37:02 AM
Not to mimic the others, but...
by IAmLegolas
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:38:33 AM
Has Been
by Bob Muttonchops
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:38:46 AM
FINALLY!
by Death Sticks
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:43:06 AM
harry and his time...
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
11:02:39 AM
William Shatner
by Stollentroll
Feb 22nd, 2006
11:04:50 AM
myspace? our space!
by georges garvaren
Feb 22nd, 2006
11:09:16 AM
Best Album of '05
by Mobius74
Feb 22nd, 2006
11:16:24 AM
this album IS great, but...
by JacksonsPole
Feb 22nd, 2006
11:29:33 AM
Old news
by Nate Champion
Feb 22nd, 2006
11:32:17 AM
The Transformed Man
by The_Deathticle
Feb 22nd, 2006
11:51:07 AM
Harry in love. I dare you to read the whole thing.
by 3 Bag Enema
Feb 22nd, 2006
12:06:01 PM
Samples of the Album
by GrammarPolice
Feb 22nd, 2006
12:13:19 PM
Ben Folds rules all.
by DarthCorleone
Feb 22nd, 2006
12:16:48 PM
Let's slingshot around the sun... back to 2004.
by Rufus_T_Firefly
Feb 22nd, 2006
12:18:42 PM
Let's slingshot around the sun... back to 2004.
by Rufus_T_Firefly
Feb 22nd, 2006
12:19:40 PM
Coincidence?
by The_Deathticle
Feb 22nd, 2006
12:20:06 PM
I think this is more a testament to Ben Folds...
by quadrupletree
Feb 22nd, 2006
12:24:40 PM
just wait till you get my DVD lists from January & Feb
by DonKingKong
Feb 22nd, 2006
12:50:08 PM
MISTER TAMBOURINE MAAA-HAAAAN!
by BrandLoyalist
Feb 22nd, 2006
01:15:37 PM
I need geeks
by Nairb The Movie
Feb 22nd, 2006
01:16:31 PM
MC Lars
by Han Solomente
Feb 22nd, 2006
01:39:01 PM
that's great. Too bad I had this album OVER A YEAR AGO!
by Right Bastard
Feb 22nd, 2006
01:43:37 PM
Common People
by xeeds
Feb 22nd, 2006
01:44:43 PM
Reports Are Coming In That The Titanic Has Sunk
by flamingrunt
Feb 22nd, 2006
01:58:52 PM
the story writes itself
by gredenko
Feb 22nd, 2006
02:10:14 PM
a year ago
by kehmical
Feb 22nd, 2006
02:11:15 PM
Further reports coming in..
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
02:14:58 PM
President Kennedy has been shot!!!
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
02:15:51 PM
The Neil Armstrong has walked on the moon!!
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
02:17:01 PM
George Lucas plans to do a flash gordan rip off...
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
02:17:52 PM
Apple has plans to manufacture home computers
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
02:18:52 PM
The Berlin Wall has fallen
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
02:19:34 PM
New Kids On The Block are sure to be the next Beatles!!
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
02:20:21 PM
President Clinton impeached!!!
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
02:21:13 PM
The US plans to invade Iraq.
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
02:22:55 PM
shhh, don't say anything, but I've got a tip on a horse
by HypeEndsHere
Feb 22nd, 2006
02:28:39 PM
Trading remained good on October 23 1929.
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
02:34:19 PM
i don't know if you guys are aware of this, but....
by HypeEndsHere
Feb 22nd, 2006
02:42:05 PM
Actually... no bullshit... it's pretty fucking decent!
by alucardvsdracula
Feb 22nd, 2006
02:54:08 PM
The Atom has been split!!!
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
03:01:00 PM
Just Downloaded It Off Limewire...
by Sean38
Feb 22nd, 2006
03:01:54 PM
wait, wait, WAIT!
by luv
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:09:50 PM
I CAN'T GET BEHIND THAT!
by JAGUART
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:12:47 PM
totally agree
by DukeDeMondo
Feb 22nd, 2006
05:04:12 PM

by johnnyangel
Feb 22nd, 2006
05:06:28 PM
This album is a year old
by Maggie
Feb 22nd, 2006
05:17:47 PM
Thank God for BitTorent
by r3sp3ctm3
Feb 22nd, 2006
05:47:27 PM
Ben Folds is the Shiznit, especially Rockin' the Suburb
by iamnicksaicnsn
Feb 22nd, 2006
05:48:01 PM
Hold on...Harry is writing for Penthouse?
by Pops Freshemeyer
Feb 22nd, 2006
06:27:50 PM
Warp 11 makes a great companion...
by Raschied
Feb 22nd, 2006
06:31:18 PM
Free Enterprise
by Shan
Feb 22nd, 2006
06:46:49 PM
but shan, accordint to AICN,
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
07:00:56 PM
Drunk
by ABVH
Feb 22nd, 2006
07:25:35 PM
Davey Jones and the Last Train to Clarksville
by Exterminans
Feb 22nd, 2006
07:32:15 PM
You'll have time...
by ILK
Feb 22nd, 2006
07:43:34 PM
MySpace
by Jaka
Feb 22nd, 2006
08:04:05 PM
I just heard this CD called "Sgt. Peppers" something...
by Flim Springfield
Feb 22nd, 2006
08:37:02 PM
Agreed, this is a great album
by Christopher_atUC
Feb 22nd, 2006
09:06:25 PM
Why Harry, Against All Odds, Is Great
by heywood jablomie
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:00:49 PM
Yer right, you ARE way late, but better late...
by DarkHawke
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:14:56 PM
Soundtrack of AICN talkbackers dating...
by Neosamurai85
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:32:20 PM
"BLOW is better than GOODFELLAS!"
by Neosamurai85
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:34:41 PM
Wait Film Springfield--what are CD's???
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:48:18 PM
moondoggy2u ...
by Shan
Feb 22nd, 2006
11:10:46 PM
I am usually not this mean
by perfecto_fan
Feb 22nd, 2006
11:29:46 PM
All the Folds Love...
by Playhouse
Feb 22nd, 2006
11:35:02 PM
Oh and...
by Playhouse
Feb 22nd, 2006
11:37:46 PM
Ben Folds is the man.
by Wonder Man
Feb 23rd, 2006
03:05:16 AM
Damn you Harry!!!!
by Gabba-UK
Feb 23rd, 2006
05:48:07 AM
Cool news but old news.
by Undead Neverhood
Feb 23rd, 2006
06:57:09 AM
Warp 11
by ILK
Feb 23rd, 2006
08:23:33 AM
I can't get behind...
by beelkay
Feb 23rd, 2006
10:22:53 AM
Great album, but its been out for a long time
by modlight
Feb 23rd, 2006
11:34:19 AM
novelty
by gredenko
Feb 23rd, 2006
12:07:22 PM
a friend indeed
by graniteman
Feb 23rd, 2006
12:22:25 PM

by graniteman
Feb 23rd, 2006
12:23:11 PM
Ben Folds Five
by tjrmusic
Feb 23rd, 2006
12:50:38 PM
"this is late! Wahh"
by ZeroCorpse
Feb 23rd, 2006
01:47:20 PM
playhouse
by beefywhore
Feb 23rd, 2006
03:19:32 PM
zerocorpse, this may come as a shock to you, but
by moondoggy2u
Feb 23rd, 2006
04:22:20 PM
I've seen Folds live six times...
by DarthCorleone
Feb 23rd, 2006
04:38:12 PM
Wow, this album has been out for about a year
by www.valiens.com
Feb 23rd, 2006
04:40:48 PM
Harry, I just had to comment on this blog quote...
by DarthCorleone
Feb 23rd, 2006
04:41:31 PM
Shatner vs Hasslehoff
by TELF
Feb 23rd, 2006
05:23:04 PM
Shatner rules all
by Bong
Feb 23rd, 2006
05:39:46 PM
moondoggy2u
by Lovecraftfan
Feb 23rd, 2006
07:33:06 PM
shatner is
by Tigs
Feb 23rd, 2006
08:20:55 PM
vs hasslehoff
by Tigs
Feb 23rd, 2006
08:23:08 PM
Lovecraftfan
by moondoggy2u
Feb 23rd, 2006
08:47:26 PM
whore in the kitchen, angel in the bedroom
by akg
Feb 23rd, 2006
10:43:33 PM

by psychedelic
Feb 23rd, 2006
11:49:44 PM
Congratulations, Harry, on your weight loss
by psychedelic
Feb 23rd, 2006
11:58:02 PM

by Lovecraftfan
Feb 24th, 2006
10:27:31 AM
His next album...
by Hellhouse
Feb 24th, 2006
10:33:05 AM
Harry, George Lucas AFI 05
by ToughGuyRizzo
Feb 24th, 2006
10:54:02 PM

by quantize
Feb 25th, 2006
05:29:16 AM
Do I dare? I can barely stand most music
by scrumdiddly
Feb 25th, 2006
06:43:19 AM
In communist russia...
by smackfu
Feb 25th, 2006
07:41:29 AM
Shatner is the only cool thing about Star Trek
by DARTH VOODOO
Feb 25th, 2006
09:36:11 AM
Rolling Stone named album as "one of the best of the ye
by DARTH VOODOO
Feb 25th, 2006
09:37:29 AM
I knew about this CD too, but you know what...
by Wungolioth
Feb 25th, 2006
12:05:01 PM
Sweet. I'll probably buy it now.
by dregmobile
Feb 25th, 2006
09:06:17 PM
Glad you finally gave it a chance, Harry ...
by Shadowss
Feb 25th, 2006
11:29:35 PM
Is he serious?
by DoctorWho?
Feb 26th, 2006
03:22:15 AM
If you like this try...
by Jetfunk
Feb 26th, 2006
08:04:44 AM
Bruce Campbell...
by zombieslayer
Feb 26th, 2006
03:06:20 PM
http://www.myspace.com/aintitc ool
by Ken Luxury Yacht
Feb 27th, 2006
04:09:56 AM
MySpace
by tards
Feb 27th, 2006
05:55:14 PM
Actually Registered Just To Say...
by Reviler
Feb 28th, 2006
04:21:29 PM
Frankly...
by TheGoddamnSiege
Feb 28th, 2006
05:17:53 PM
SHATNER IS GOD.
by Captain Happy
Feb 28th, 2006
09:49:06 PM

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