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Spielberg on a 4th INDIANA JONES film... Looks Promising!
Hey folks, Harry here... this doesn't really tell us anything we didn't already know, but it is nice to just see The Beard commenting for himself on this matter. I sure would love it if George, Harrison and him could pull off one last great adventure. I just want it to be exactly that... one last great adventure...
Hey Harry,
I'm long time reader. Here's everything you need to know (taken from SpielbergFilms.com - Click Here For Original Story!):
"Unless some very powerful fates finally conspire to do Indiana Jones in once and for all (and he’s beat some pretty tough foes in his day), the long-awaited fourth film in the “Indiana Jones” franchise is full speed ahead for production this year (and release next year, according to series creator George Lucas).
While director Steven Spielberg remained largely silent on his work on “Indiana Jones IV” during the busy days on “War of the Worlds” and “Munich,” Spielberg finally broke the silence in a recent interview with Israel’s Yedioth Ahronoth newspaper.
“I haven’t given up making entertaining films, but over the last decade I have been making some films that express the respect I have for history,” Spielberg said.
“I am about to make ‘Indiana Jones 4,’ which is, as far as I am concerned, the sweet dessert I give those who had to chow down on the bitter herbs that I’ve used in ‘Munich.’”
I think that about says enough to set the ‘net ablaze with talk tonight!"
Kadabr
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first?
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Speilberg's history movies are entertaining.
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Straight from his mouth!
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Anyway, this sound slike good news, can't wait.
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"'Stir not the bitterness in the cup that I mixed for myself,' said Denethor."
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fat indiana jones is even worse
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Well as long as the script wasn't written by GL, I think we'll do okay.
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we've been teased about IJ4 for decades now. just make the damn thing, we'll go see it, i promise.
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we've been teased about IJ4 for decades now. just make the damn thing, we'll go see it, i promise.
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I though Spielberg was going to make another crap science fiction film with Tom Cruise. I think it's kind of funny that he said he has not stopped making entertainment films. What was War of the Worlds supposed to be? A critical analysis piece on the state of arab/american relationships in this day and age? He did get it right that that movie was not entertaining. Crap that movie sucked.
I know everyone wants to see another Indy movie and I do too but I just kind of think too much time has gone by and resurecting the franchise will pay off the same way The Two Jakes paid off or The Phantom Menace paid off - poorly. -
Can't we start that again? That was good "waste time at work" reading.
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Probably no chance of starting that again, but why not try?
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Instead of "George, Harrison and him" I read it as "George Harrison and him." I thought Harry's brain had finally been broken.
However, I'll guarantee you the fictional adventures of George Harrison and Steven Spielberg would be infinitely more interesting than Indiana Jones IV.
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Let's go! While we're young!
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We're making funnies
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might as well go back to the original
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Abe Lincoln can wait a couple years. Indiana Jones can't.
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Someone should tell Speilberg to lay off the analogies. I would've gone with, "Indy 4 will be like a birthday party with olf friend a few months after being brutally raped in a dark alley." No, that's not really good either.
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What a disaster.
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...eom...
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That one just writes itself
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Him To Pay For Their Divorce
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Heck ake it another trilogy. You know when it makes money they'll want another one. Make it take place in the 50s. The communist Russians should be the enemy. Give Jones a beard even, make it realistic. He's aware he's getting old, but he's still giving it his all. We could have something here
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Get it...he's old as Mayans and yet the title could still work. jk...
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old people are funny
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Feb 20, 2006 11:40:13 PM CST
Indiana Jones And The Radioation Treatments For Prostat
by sundancekeed
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I like it Orionsangels. Henry Sr. could lose a shoe at the UN building and the Kruschev could angrily pound it on the podium at the General Assembly. Maybe toss in a cameo from Clive Owen as just-getting-started James Bond for extra-crunchy fanboy goodness.
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the man can pull it off. I'm convinced. Johnny Depp should be in this, too. Add Virginia Madsen and you got a great cast
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Or did the Simpsons already do it?
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And my last one was Indiana Jones And The Radiation Treatments For Prostate Troubles. Not enough space in the title line, sorry.
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I hope he keeps the earing in - its a nice look for the old bastard
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Feb 20, 2006 11:59:09 PM CST
Indiana Jones and the Damn Kids Who Won't Get Off My La
by eyeofpolyphemus
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Had to get in on the fun.
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Never never NEVER (and thank God).
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Feb 21, 2006 12:14:30 AM CST
Indiana Jones and the Case of the Disgusting Sneakers
by iamnicksaicnsn
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Feb 21, 2006 12:18:06 AM CST
Indiana Jones and the History Class He Finishes Teachin
by iamnicksaicnsn
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Chuck Palahniuk bitches!
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I don't know how they're going to make Indiana Jones believable at his age...but it doesn't matter! I've just rewatched all 3 of them, with the features and cannot contain my joy for an Indy 4. Hell Spielberg needs it IMO. I think he's gotten a bit carried away recently with his dichotomous approach to filmmaking. He isn't a dark filmmaker and yet it seems likes he trying to force that upon his films because it's "fashionable". Bugger that, Spielberg makes cinematic joy. Deal with it. It's kind of like that sweet nerdy character who never ever swears but can never sound authentic when he does...The last Spielberg film I truly loved and had absolutely no problems with was Jurassic Park...Minority Report was awesome but it was flawed and uneven...AI? Flawed, uneven...War Of The Worlds? Entertaining for most of the way but bogged down with poor characterisation and poor character motivation...not to mention patchy performances in a Spielberg film!? I know! And we don't even want to go into the hideously disappointing Munich. Hopefully they just focus on great entertainment and not trying to needle a heavy handed real world thematic (ala WOTW) beneath the narrative. All the other Indy's managed to have something to say in a subtle entertaining way. Keep it that way Mr. Spielberg.
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Feb 21, 2006 12:36:48 AM CST
Indiana Jones Counts Exact Change in the Check-out Line
by hairy nutsack
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Search your feelings, you know it will be true.
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yeah
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Every Morning in the Snow.
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Replaced him from the Future.
I vote for James Marsden.
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can; belive it wasn;t posted yet.
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I want it to have a Yeti in it. I big, crazy-ass, angry Yeti that throws Russians around like their insects. And submarines. And a scene involving Russians and Americans getting really close to shooting each other over and over and not doing it for comedic effect. And then Indy comments on it. Ok I'm kidding, but then after writing that I was thinking maybe it's not such a bad idea.
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It worked for Bond...mostly.
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Teach Anymore
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Didn't Live Through the Depression
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I ask only because I've seen no mention of Ford's age being a concern so far regarding this film.
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help! my career has fallen and i can't get back up!
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Of the Library
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what has that foul odor? is it the clothes or the man?
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and Old Spice, But Kind Of Racist
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just imagine what they could do in recreating the classic mine car chase scene using a couple of no-good teenagers and some shopping carts
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His Business. (Why are all the good titles longer than a talkback topic can hold?)
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any young girls out there like older men? yeah, the dog's name is Indiana, but you won't believe what he calls his penis
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When There Is Clearly a Debit Card Right There In His Wallet (am I right, people?)
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Monday Night Than Come Up With Lame Movie Title Parodies Spoofing How Old Harrison Ford Has Become To Still Be Doing Action Movies
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its not a day at the beach when the little ones come and visit Grandpa Indy
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hey. it worked in Blazing Saddles.
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Care anymore! Take that, endless pre-production talk.
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(This Time We Promise It Is!)
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they could be talking about their BM problems when Indy stops a wheelchair bound John Rhys-Davies from drinking from his glass and points to the dead monkey on the ground and says "Bad Metamucil"
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Lucas has his way all he has to do is CGI in a young Indy. Hell if he could get away with it he would make the whole film CGI. The guy is no longer a filmmaker just a special effect whore.
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I miss Karen Allen. She was peppy. And perky. And feisty. But small boobied. What the hell, bring back whatsername with the huge yabohos.
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"Oh. My. GOD!"
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Just asking...lol
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Just insulting Munich and saying his recent films weren't entertaining? Because Munich is one of his best films and, while thought provoking and emotional, still very entertaining. I dont like this false dichotomy of "entertainment" and "serious cinema." The best movies of all time are both. www.unseenfilms.com
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yeah, karen allen is in a cameo. In george lucas's saucer men from mars script, all the old characters turn up at indys wedding. mebbe thats whats gonna be in it......
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I'm curious what he's going to be seeking, aren't all of the major religeo-historical artifacts found already?
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Because he did lots of chicks
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Give it up, nerds. And I'll believe that Indy IV is happening only when they're on set for the first day of shooting.
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Not gonna happen.
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They never get funny.
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I gotta say, that strikes me as a complete load of, uh, something that I really disagree with. It kind of reminds me of when a talkbacker posted in complete sincerity that Spielberg was a great talent who peaked at Duel and has made terrible films ever since. In my estimation there have been quite a few Ford movies since Blade Runner that have been pretty damn good (even "classic"): Return of the Jedi, Temple of Doom (an interesting case, because while the film itself is a bit of a mess, Ford has never been more relaxed and charismatic), Witness, The Mosquito Coast, Frantic, Last Crusade, Working Girl and The Fugitive. Since the Fugitive he's had some "pretty good" films, but nothing truly stellar. There, that's the official tally.
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Oh wait... have I misunderstood the game?
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The fact that people are posting unfunny Indiana Jones titles that have ALREADY been used ad nauseum, or the fact that they post twelve of them.
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You only count twelve? Anyway, some of 'em ARE funny...I liked "Readers of the Large Print," for instance...
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"INDIANA JONES AND THE WHEELCHAIR REPAIR!" For some reason I love that one. Fucking classic and stupid mate. I love you, have gay babies with me :P
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Since it seems to have been missed by 99% of TBers so far (who also seem incapable of reading only several posts above their own, let alone an earlier thread), if your "hilarious" Indy title has any of the following words and/or phrases in it, it's probably ALREADY BEEN USED 472 times in this, and in previous, TalkBacks: Prescription Medication, Alzheimer's, Denny's, Damn Kids, Ear Hair, Bedpan, Walker, Wal-Mart, Mid-Life Crisis, Clapper, Flatulence, Fiber, Viagra, Cialis, Arthritis, Prostate, Dentures, Renal, Orthopedic, Diabetes, Hip (including Broken, Replacement, and Arthroplasty), Hernia, Depends, Ben Gay, Fixodent, Colonoscopy, Enema, Clapper, Goiter, Wheelchair, Kidney Stones, Gall Bladder, Med-Alert, Coupon, Nursing Home, Overpriced, Medicare, Hospice, Bingo, Wrinkles, Early Bird Special, Golden Girls, and Bea Arthur. Well, maybe not Bea Arthur, but let's assume that wouldn't be funny anyway. Okay, you've been advised. Feel free to continue.
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I listed 'Clapper' twice. Hell, I can't even read my own post.
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and all of you can feel the wrath of harrison ford at whatever age he decides to go on adventures.
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I still think this is going to be cool. And f@ck the "funny" fake-titles - most aren't even close to being funny.
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Innit.
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..me and Indy..Indy Jones..Indy Jones..we got a thing going on..
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You wouldn't make the (incredibly lame and unfunny) age jokes about Sean Connery or Clint Eastwood or Christopher Lee or the Lord of the Ring queer. So why Ford? He's not playing an ageless cyborg. The whole character is about him being a professor who's always in over his head and getting his ass kicked. So why can't he play that character at 64? But please, continue with the peurile title jokes, they're comedy gold.You guys should all write for Leno.
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Did I see one that said, "Indiana Jones and the Early Bird Special"? I can't wait for Indy IV. I don't doubt that Ford and Spielberg can pull it off; although I hope they don
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Stop posting Indy news.
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Indiana Jones and the Search For Kids To Shovel My Driveway For $10 And Some Social Teas Biscuits.
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Hey, this is fun.
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Some women can fuck up men's careers.
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Feb 21, 2006 7:45:57 AM CST
Indiana Jones & the Search For Harriet Carter Catalog
by brokebackcowboy
Indy finds helpful senior aids for the whole village.
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in the name of sam hill do we need another indy film, face it stevie you blew it, you should have done it ten years ago, now we are gonna get a bloody indy that looks older than his dad...indiana jones and the raiders of the old folks home...sigh
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OilCanBoyd already used a blinker joke! I'm the freakin' Jayson Blair of the talkbacks...
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I could play along...or I could go back to bed...And thus, I'll sleep on it! - - - George, The 7th Chicken!!!!
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It only made $900 mill not counting DVD and spawned 2 hugely successful sequels. What a fuck up.
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Because it was the last crusade, as in for the holy grail. You're just chock full o' ignorance this morning aren'tcha?
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We need more of those kinds of films... either way I'm intrigued by this one...
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...wherein Indy fights off marauding Nazi racketeers, whom are hell-bent on seducing Indy and his cohorts at the Assisted Living Condominium Complex into investing in highly suspect Timeshare properties in Cairo. Joining Indy on his quest will be "Short Round", now a 40-something gay hairdresser living in Miami. Hijinks ensue.
Meh. I'll be there opening day, along with the rest of you.
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it's really complicated
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Funny and intersting man. I certainly respect him as an actor, but Indiana Jones is in the past. He has moved beyond the role. There is nothing wrong with acknowledging that. It would make much more sense to recast the role (ala Bond). Of course the greatest sense would be to rent the DVDs every once in a while. Enjoy the movies for what they are, and demand that Hollywood come up with new ideas for movies.
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Feb 21, 2006 8:56:31 AM CST
Indiana Jones and the Rump Raiders of the Lost Talkback
by studioplant69
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Showed some behind the scenes footage of Ford doing his own stunts and diving through windows and some other shit... I gotta say, the old man's flexibility impressed me and it bodes well for Indy 4
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Crap, am I too late with this?
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Dude, FINAL DESTINATION 3?! How can you even have a 2?
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How about a question. Which actor in the 25-45 range could pull of the role now? Not imitate Ford but still capture the spirit of the character. Viggo Mortenson, anyone?
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That's one of the inherent problems here. I don't presume to speak for geekdom or fandom (are they any different?), but I just don't think anyone will "buy" any actor but Ford in the role. Sure, we may idly chat about who might be able to fill the role, but c'mon...does anyone REALLY want to see anybody but Ford crakin' that whip? It's a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" situation, to be sure...
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At least, that's what I thought it said. Spielberg and Lucas in a pitch meeting: What if the quiet Beatle had somehow got his hands onto the cup from the end of Last Crusade? You know, right after it fell into that cavern?
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I've been busy, did I miss anything?
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The lameass Ford jokes should end now. The movie is happening, the script is there with Lucas making 'refinements' to it, Spielberg is shooting it this summer/fall for a November 2007 release (even though I'd prefer a May release). I'm looking forward to this. I don't care how it turns out I just WANT TO SEE IT! It's impossible for it to 'rape my childhood' because that was already done in Last Crusade. Just like the prequels never had too much of a negative effect on me because Jedi 75% sucked ass. Phantom Menace is the best prequel by the way (apart from the lame space battle which they need to screw around with in a TPM special edition).
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Sorry, just had to contribute that one. For all you US people, 'pants' in England actually refers to underwear. Cor' I always have to explain my jokes to you guys. God I hope Harrison Ford injects some energy back into this character, he's been so droll and half asleep in his films lately, and even in the last Indy movie he was becoming a bit plain.
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A senile old archeologist bores de hell out of his driver (a not so old black guy, like Sidney Poitier) with old stories about past glories, while touring the Amish country conrtyside...
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These title "jokes"... do you actually think you're being funny? Or are you just ironically mocking other people that make these title jokes by doing it to the nth degree? If any one of you made a joke like "Indiana Jones and the Zimmer Frame blah blah blah" then go and look at yourself in the mirror, and say to yourself "wow, I am a seriously unfunny human being"
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Damn posting delays.
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Hows about this... put Indy 4 in modern times with a 100 year-old Indy dying (his aging slowed due to drinking from the holy grail) reminiscing about adventures he's had from the previous 50 years... you know, tie him in to historical events forrest gump-like... and then have him die...
The End...
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PLEASE. I hate all too strict seperation between serious stuff and things that are about gore, adventure, pure fun. [br]
After reading a couple of interviews with Spielberg, that were done in the aftermath of the Munich release I'm quite shocked how hurt a filmmaker can be by stupid reactions of certain audience types. He should acknowledge that the 100% negative reactions were mostly about politics not about filmmaking, and thus should not feel adressed by the criticism. Didn't he see all those top ten lists Munich was on? He should not do Indiana Jones for the sake of audience love. I'm glad though, that he sounds that assured that it is actually gonna happen: and it's good to hear some new words, substituting the "it's on the front burner" or "we're closer than we've ever been"...I'm just excited.... and on the dvd I wanna see some extra featurette about the best fake indy4 titles ever invented with some TB-animations. -
The zen parallelism is what makes it funny.
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of DOOM
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After watching George Lucas endure a terrible crash in his full-immersion gameroom at Skywalker Ranch, Spielberg and Ford listen to their dying guru's final message: somewhere out there is a single copy of the REAL prequel trilogy, the serious stuff, the shit, the bigtime... not that pablum they fobbed off on the masses. Lucas's dying gasp (before he goes back to playing full-immrsion MARIO'S NEKKID CASTLE FREEKZ) is a challenge to them to find the lost print, buried somewhere beneath a pair of golden arches. Spielberg and Ford look at each other, then turn and realize the room is crowded with other listeners: Kevin Smith, Joel Silver, Spike Lee, Billy Dee Williams, Gedde Watanabe, Corey Haim and Corey Feldman (ah hell, the whole Goon Squad!) Jeff Goldblum, Sir Richard Attenborough, Natalie Portman, Lukas Haas, Rip Taylor and Cyndi Lauper. Everyone makes a mad dash for the door. Spielberg starts to follow, then turns to see Ford putting on his whip and hat. "There's no need to hurry. There's only one place he could have taken them. Marrakesh. I need two thousand dollars." Spielberg nods, smiles, and smears chicken feathers off his face. Aaaaaaand... SCENE.
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"Willie Scott is a drag - a well known drag. We turn the sound down on her and say rude things." R.I.P. George.
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...of Doom
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How bout Small-Fry is the new INDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSS!!!
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Theres another idea for ya
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awesome
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So he can go back and get his younger self to direct this.
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but over the last decade I have been making some films that express the respect I have for history,
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Can't believe I snuck that one in there. How 'bout Cap'n Reynolds as a younger Indy?
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HAVE YOU PEOPLE NOT READ THE EARLIER POSTS TELLING YOU THAT YOU ARE NOT FUNNY?!?!?!?!? WHY ARE YOU STILL POSTING!!!! WE HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT WE ARE NOT FUNNY!!!! WE HAVE TO STOP!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...WE ARE NOT COOL IN THE MIND OF SOME BITTER ODD MAN WHO IS ANGRY THAT THIS TALKBACK IS NOT BEING INFORMATIVE ABOUT THE NEW COOL VIDEO GAMES ON THE MARKET AND TELLING THE COOL BITTER TALKBACKERS THAT THEY ARE TOO COOL FOR ALL OF US TO SHARE THE PAGE WITH!!!!! SO WE HAVE TO STOP NOW!!!!! WE HAVE TO STOP POSTING NOW!!!! WE ARE NOT COOL!!!! WE HAVE BEEN TOLD!!!! OH MY GOD....WE HAVE WASTED THIS WHOLE TIME ON SOMETHING THAT MADE MOST OF LAUGH...BUT FOR NAUGHT!!!! BECAUSE ONE ASSHOLE SAYS WE ARE NOT COOL!!!!! WE MUST KILL OURSELVES NOW!!!! GET SOME ROPE!!!! AND SOME CHAIRS!!!!! WE MUST HURRY!!!! BEFORE THEY COME BACK FROM YELLING AT OTHER KIDS ABOUT HOW FAR THEY GOT IN "HALO"!!!!!!!...And thus, please accept our apololgies! - - - George, The 7th Chicken!!!!
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"A truss? Why'd it have to be a truss?"
Marion tries to slap Indy. He catches her frail, withered hand in the air.
Indiana gives Marion a look. He half-smiles, a glitter in his eyes.
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you guys ROCK!!! I suddenly understand what you're all getting at. Using the kind of deliriously inventive wordplay that would leave Oscar Wilde himself cowering in the corner, you're making the point that HARRISON FORD IS TOO OLD! ARRGHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! F*CKING CLASSIC!! You're taking the familiar Indiana Jones titles, but you're f*cking with them!! You're playing on people's expectations! So where I am expecting to hear "Indiana Jones" and the search for some archeological relic... YOU are turning that expectation ON ITS HEAD, and delivering a comic SUCKER PUNCH, by saying "Indiana Jones" followed by SOMETHING THAT RELATES TO OLD AGE!!! AHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! MAKE NO MISTAKE, THIS IS COMEDY GOLD... WHAT A MINDF*CK!! HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THIS? Are you professional writers? Because if you are that just ISN'T FAIR LOL, hanging around in the talkbacks putting the rest of us to shame! HOW CAN WE COMPETE? I would try to get my head round the brilliance of what you guys are doing, but I can't because I'M LAUGHING SO DAMN HARD I CAN HARDLY TYPE! Harrison Ford IS OLD!!! ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS TRUE! You know... you guys aren't just funny... you're DANGEROUS... you're f*cking with the system FROM THE INSIDE. I only hope the powers that be don't feel threatened by your RADICAL COMIC ASSAULTS. You are just TOO DAMN FUNNY.
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Indy leans over the wall urinal and fishes out the only wrinkled snake he's NOT afraid of (and neither are the ladies).
He starts to piss. A tiny pathetic little trickle dribbles into the trough. His shoulders hunch. He writhes in pain.
"Ah, ah! Oh, God! Oh, God! It's NOT beautiful!"
Indy hears the sound of a jackbooted thug behind him. He whirls (more a shuffle, really).
His shriveled, little trouser snake continues to dribble over his dusty boots.
"You---!"
A small bespectled man in glasses and pale green scrubs faces Indy!
"Yes, it is me, Herr, er, uh, Dr. Jones - your arch-nemesis, the evil head of this diabolical nursing home - Dr. Walter Goldstein!"
"Now, get back in bed before you break a hip," he says. He looks at Indy's shrinking manhood as the last yellow-crimson drops dribble down on his boots.
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I think that is exactly what Spielberg means about his recent films as history. Like Lucas, he has taken to warning us not to repeat the past through his overly simplistic views. He should stick to making serials.
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Who'd've thunk of using SARCASM to make a point! Wow, dude, that's the best! If you're not a perfesshunal wrighter, you really ought to think about it. Sarcasm! Har har har! Brilliant! In all honesty, me and probably every other jackhole here is salivating at the opportunity to plunk down our ten bucks ("Ten bucks," Indy says. "I remember when I could hire TWO Bangkok whores for a whole week for that kind of money!") to see Indy in his last slo-mo adventure. Ah, the thrills of watching a tired, withered, hunchbacked old dude fight Nazis, uh, Commies, uh, er, terrorists! Seriously, though, the point of these posts is the humor of the Indy's age (and the onslaught of age-related maladies) juxtaposed with "Indy-esque" titles. They're funny, dude! "Come on, dude. Show a little sense of humor."
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was actually characterize everyone involved, from the victims to the terrorists to the assassination squad as actual human beings which they all were. That pissed off a lot of Jews. Lucky for Spielberg, he and Lucas are the only filmmakers alive who can piss off the jews and still make a living making films in Hollywood. Well that's not exactly true, Lucas makes his films outside the Hollywood system. As for this title bullshit that I predicted way at the top of the thread, even though the irrational railing against Ford's age is absurd, the main complaint is that you guys just aren't funny. This thread is the equivalent of an 6 year old who learns he can piss off adults by repeating everything they say. It's all terribly entertaining to the 8 year old, I'm sure.
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the mentality in this TB is somewhere in between.
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Feb 21, 2006 12:53:56 PM CST
Harrison Ford will appear and lay all you fuckers out!
by quadrupletree
Mark my words.... um, down somewhere. Cause that way you'll remember them when he beats your ass. Doubters/haters be warned!
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The Jones back in action! doughy, creepy grumpsters tackle neo-nazi survivalist ice fisherman!
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Feb 21, 2006 12:57:17 PM CST
Indiana Jones and the Return Trip to the Well of Wealth
by childe roland
Or "Raiders of the Played-out Premise." Just let it go, Indiana.
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worship!
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The year is 1998. A story is posted on aintitcool about how the next Indiana Jones film will be about Atlantis, and may or may not feature Kevin Costner as Indy's evil brother. A talkbacker hovers over his keyboard and thinks to him self "well... Ford is getting a little old" and then BANG!...it hits him... between spasms of laughter he types a post to the talkback that reads "Indiana Jones and The Zimmer Frame of Doom". Fast forward to 2006. Another Indiana Jones story. Another talkbacker, shoulders shaking, tears of laughter streaming down his face, types the words "Indiana Jones and The Zimmer Frame of Doom". BUT you're right, who am I to say whats funny and what isn't? If you guys are enjoying yourselves, good luck to you! *leaves talkback*
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Do we really need more Indy films or a passing-of-the-torch? The Last Crusade ended perfectly. The best Indy films are the two with Biblical artifacts and the themes that flow from that. What could we expect from a fourth film with an older Indy?
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Katenga...pretending to "leave talkback" sausage-like digits poised over the keyboard to defend senior citizens honor to the death!
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Indy V I hope and prey it doesn't happen.
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...on a very special episode of "The Golden Girls"...the rest of the joke pretty much writes itself.
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of the crap that comes out of Hollywood these days
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...bitching about how the "Harrison Ford is old" jokes are lame (or whatever): Get over it. It's not the pinnacle of wit or the zenith of comedy, but most of these are at least reasonably funny. True, they're not as funny as, say, watching Harrison Ford running around tugging on his depends undergarments while continuing to confuse facial tics and grimacing with actual "acting", but they are nonetheless a reasonable substitution for said imagery until we get the actual "Indy 4". And yes, like I said, I'll be there on opening day regardless. Ford's probably got one more Indy movie left in him, and that's about it, so I'm all on board. Just stop taking things so seriously, and start having a bit o' fun for a change, you cantankerous hosers! Oh, and for the record..."Indiana Jones and the Half-His-Age-Trophy-Wife of Desparation". Nyah.
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No "Black Lightsaber" jokes? No All Your Base, HAM AND MAY-NAISE, "sing a sad song" schtick?
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All your cliche are belong to Aint It Cool.
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...of Doom.
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I watched Firewall, too. And as for him doing all his own stunts, big deal. The only stunt in that movie was the climactic scene in which the hero and villain engage in prat falls. *yawn*. I am one of the biggest fans of harrison ford. Honest. But after seeing firewall, it was obvious that he was too old to play the part of a 40 something parent. The guy was groanin when he used a blender, for crying out loud. Which is fine for firewall, or any other movie--as long as you are playing your age. But as an indy flick?? come on.
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...of doom
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of doom
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Gumming its way to a theater near you - SLOOOOOOOOWLY! Ain't it funny how the seeming majority of talkbackers here DO find these little jokes funny and try to add their own twisted little idiocies to the mix while a very, very, very small group of curmudgeons doesn't find it funny and presumes to tell the rest of us what to post and not to post, what is funny and what is not. Therefore, I propose...
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Starring Harrison Ford and some of these crackers!
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Wait, they already did that? Shit. But, if it was the last why are they still making...oh...okay.
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My great-great grand uncle died of gout and gout-related illness. And my mother's best-friend's cousin's boss broke his hip once! Come on, dudes! We're all gonna get, uh, uh, what's the word? Oh, dear, I've forgotten my... Uh, hey, get outta my yard, you golldurned whipper snappers! I've got sock suspenders and I'm not afraid to use 'em!
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new movie you saw, was DEFINITELY not by Steven Speilberg.
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Please stop! These weren't funny the first time. Honestly.
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Last Crusade was a fun reunion. Everyone has moved on now, and should keep moving.
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You Pussy, you! Trying to sneak in that Zimmer Frame joke that you originally made. And you will keep coming back to read these talkbacks. BITCH!
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Including me, yes, I know.
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that would be an AWESOME MOVIE.
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This post is so out of date. Clicking on the link shows its just fan fluff, with no direct-source quotes from Spielberg. Also, it says that he'll start production as soon as he finishes WAR OF THE WORLDS and MUNICH! War is already on DVD and Munich is up for longest movie of the year at the Oscars!
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401k!
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Indy holds up his dukes, Thirties-style! He and his his tall, muscled opponent circle each other. The tall, muscled man feints then jabs. Bam - right in the kisser! Indy's knees buckle. He falls down -- right on his ass! His mouth drops open, his eyes wide. A tiny dry whine breaks from his lips. The tall, muscled opponent leans down, concerned. "You all right, old man," he asks. Indy struggles to breathe. Tears trickle down his weathered cheeks. "Yeah," Indy gasps. "I think I'm all right. I just sat down on my own balls." The tall, muscled opponent grimaces in sympathy. "Now help me up," Indy whines, "so I can kick your young ass. How old are you anyway?" "Seventy-eight," replies the tall, muscled opponent. "Just a kid," Indy says. "This shouldn't take long. Now help me up I said."
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okay, i admit--im starting to get desperate
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The crowd clears to reveal a swordsman. He challenges Indy, showing off his flashy sword skills. Indy has no time for this, so he casually pulls out his gun. But before he can fire he POO'S HIS PANTS! HAHA Everybody rolls about laughing and pointing at Indy, including the swordsman. He pooed his pants! Haha geddit? He's OLD! Old people poo their pants! Stupid old poopy panthead!
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hour earlier, but Spielberg decided to add a tag-on happy ending.
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Both LET'S SCARE INDIAN JONES TO DEATH and STOP! OR MY INDIANA JONES WILL SHOOT! made me laugh. -
Why not. Two Harrison Fords kicking bad guy ass is better than one...
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You really shouldn't put the "haha geddit? He's OLD! Old people poo their pants! Stupid old poopy panthead!" shit in your post. It was fine until that. Quite funny, in fact. One of the keys to being funny is usually in not pointing out your own funny. But keep trying I'm sure you'll get there.
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V for Viagra is funny. And it's original.
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grimacing and apologizing to a theater near you
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And family get-togethers! What do they call you, the Grim Reaper of Funny?
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Also, if it ain't funny, find another talkback.
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in the middle of Firewall.
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I just typed the lamest joke i could come up with and it was still the funniest thing on here! Thanks for the tip though.
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"git offa my lawn you dirty whippersnapeprs!"
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My cousin Walter is old and, sometimes, he shits himself. That, in and of itself, ain't necessarily funny. But one time, in an effort to trick the old man out of his money (Walter had a little bit of money, you see), this guy named Pokadoo tried to get old Walter to sit in his lap. You know, talk about the first thing that came up? Well, unfortunately, Pokadoo wasn't familiar with Cousin Walter's propensity for pants shitting. So old Walter sat down and this guy named Pokadoo stared coming on all smooth and shit, but, the next thing you know, what was coming up wasn't what Pokadoo expected. It was the foul and horrendous odor of Cousin Walter shitting himself for, like, the third time that day. Unfortunately for Pokadoo, Cousin Walter had boiled cabbage and chicken gizzards for lunch and, also unfortunately for Pokadoo, once Walter starts he just can't stop. In the end (so to speak), he filled ol' Pokadoo's lap with the most disgustingly putrid concoction ever created in the bowels of a living human being. To make matters worse, it took us a while to get Cousin Walter to stand up as, having been enticed by Pokadoo to "talk about the first thing that came up," he wanted to discuss in detail the benefits of a boiled cabbage and chicken gizzards diet. All of this is by way of telling you all why he finds no jokes about the elderly humorous.
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Say's it all.
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I went in not knowing anything about it, or any of the remarks from critics. I just went cause i figured it would kill a few hours and would be a nice diversion for a while. Boy did I get burned!!!! Anywho, pokadoo, i hope you understand i wasnt trying to personally insult you or anything. just being silly
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... I've seen the "Darn kids on my lawn" joke about three times in this talkback alone, so I guess the well is running kinda dry.
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Your cousin Walter pooped on me! Or something. You're a regular Jason Lee!
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...and thanks for not picking up on my typo! I hope you got your money back.
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See how it works better without the whole "haha geddit? He's OLD! Old people poo their pants! Stupid old poopy panthead!"-line? See? For originality here in the Retirement Community Talkback we can paraphrase Jason Lee lines from ANOTHER MOVIE SERIES ENTIRELY!
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Actually, that was funny, and original. Old people love those dead roast birds.
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Nahh, I'm obnoxious and goofy--not rude. No, I didnt get my money back. Believe it or not, the movie was okay, if extremely generic, up until the ending. If anybody else has watched this movie, they would refer to it as the exact moment as the dog collar scene. From that point on, it was ludicrous and unbelievable to the point that I, and quite a few other people, were actually laughing in the theater. And I came in with meh expectations, too!!
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seeing, as how i wrote about twenty jokes or so on this TB, i was hoping to get something original. The old shotgun blast technique, im afraid.
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I feel like such a dummy! Thank's for the comedy tips, man.
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good day!!!
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Spielberg rarely makes a bad movie-and has never made an unwatacable one-1941 was ok-its been a while since hes made one of these which if im thinking straight would be The Lost World (pretty good movie)-its been quite some time since ive seen Harrison Ford in anything worth watching-this should break that
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Feb 21, 2006 4:41:37 PM CST
Indiana Jones and The Raiders of The Old Folks Home.
by capt. blackadder
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Indy raids Neverland to free his son, who his held hostage by Jackson. Marcus gets fondled to death before Indy can save him. Indys father breaks out of the luny bin and together they defeat Michael by feeding him to rabbits.
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A buddy film with Brad, abd Billy Bob.
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The place where humor comes to die.
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to make up for that fucking hokey knight at the end of crusade
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Seriously, guys? I don't want every Indy 4 post from here til release to be just full of them. If so, mods, PLEASE keep them clean with bannings for those that do it from now on, huh?
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Seriously. The reason that these jokes keep getting posted on every indy thread, is because there never really anything to talk about. The news just seems to be monthly updates on whether Speilberg or Harrison are still excited about doing the movie. When we get some actual news, I doubt there will be so many. Even so, it's still funny.
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Hs agent did it.
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Uncontrollable flatulence.
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...any dessert would be sweet after the complete shit that was MUNICH. How many times do we need to be fed a ton of characters and a ton of story with only 3 hours to tell either? Another unsuccessful go from a director who has obviously passed his peak and is now in six shades of Post-Schindler denial. At least he's not directing Indy 4. That would be a good way to kill it.
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Quick. What was the last really good Harrison Ford movie? I thought so.
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The Fugitive. By my reckoning.
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You're entitled to your opinion, sure, but to criticize a 3 hour movie because it has too many characters is plain crazy. Traffic had a ton of characters and multiple plotlines. Was that a shit movie? Or Saving Private Ryan? Do you prefer your movies short with only a couple of characters so it's easy to follow? Perhaps Sin City was too much of an overload for you too. Munich was a great film, not perfect, but easily one of Spielberg's best. Now back to the Indy titles ...
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of Doom
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As this page loaded I said a silent prayer it would be filled with Indiana Jones and.... posts. Thank you.
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"Man, you come right out of a comic book"
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This is the time that we as fans stopped with immature jokes and instead supported the movie we've all waited for! Let's put our trust in the filmmakers who made us love "Indiana Jones" movie in the first place!
Don't you understand how lucky we are because this movie is made for us, fans? NO CGI crap, real stuntemen, man!
It's 1980's all over again, man (and I mean this in the best possible sense)!
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(for Calista too, in her cameo as a palm tree outside a luxy Rio de Janiero mansion)...
I for one am sorry Harrison Ford seems so curmudgeonly and aloof much of the time. At this point in his life, you'd think he'd earned some peace and self-satisfaction. Here's hoping this project makes him smile more... -
It's future home shrinkwrapped with "Six Days and Seven Nights" billed as a Harrison Ford feature pack.
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Readers of the Large Print, that's my fave so far. But seriously, this movie is going to hurt. Start rewatching the trilogy now, while you still can.
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same old prunes just repackaged
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i'm going to miss these Talkbacks...
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in the Subject Line Field.
This exists, why? -
They should put Joaquin Phoenix in it playing Indy's son, as a salute to River Phoenix who played the young Indy in the last movie. Seriously.
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Lucas with his awful prequels,
Ford with his horrendous pictures and persona over the last decade and a half, and Speildberg with his War of the Worlds.
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I like Steven Spielberg.
Harrison Ford IS a good actor.
"Raiders of the Lost Ark" is a great movie, perhaps on my top ten.
I don't care if Indy 4 is a totally self indulgent, worthless piece of crap. I'll bitch about it ,
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I accept that Harrison Ford is not in the business of making high-concept films anymore. Harrison Ford makes popcorn movies. So what? I would like to see him do something ground-breaking, like he did earlier in his career, but if he doesn't, he can still be proud of the films he's entertained us with. He's a great environmentalist, and for that I think we can all - excepting Thunderballs - be thankful. Now back to the Indy titles ...
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Harrison Ford could still probably kick the asses of alot of you internet nerds.
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Feb 21, 2006 8:52:13 PM CST
YOU PEOPLE ARE NOT FUNNY AND NEED TO GET A LIFE!!!!!
by chickengeorgevii
NONE OF YOU ARE FUNNY!!!! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE FOOLING?!?!?!?!? I AM THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO IS FUNNY!!!! I OWN ALL THE FUNNY!!!! ALL THE FUNNY IS MINE!!!! YOU ARE VOID OF ALL FUNNY AND NEED TO STOP TRYING TO BE SO FUNNY!!!! I AM THE ONLY FUNNY ONE HERE AND THEREFORE YOU ALL NEED TO PAY ATTENTION TO ME AND DO AS I SAY BECAUSE I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE ALL WRONG AND YOU HAVE TO DO AS I SAY BECAUSE I AM THE CORRECT ONE!!!!! IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THIS YOU CAN ALL TAKE A FLYING DIVE OFF OF THE WORLD BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO BECAUSE NONE OF YOU HAVE THE FUNNY...ONLY I DO!!!!! I AM FUNNY!!! I AM FUNNY!!!! I AM FUNNY!!!! LAUGH NOW!!!! LAUGH NOW!!!! AND THEN DO AS I TELL YOU TO DO AND TALK ABOUT HOW FUNNY AND BRILLIANT I AM AND THEN APOLOGIZE FOR NOT BEING FUNNY BECAUSE NONE OF YOU ARE FUNNY BECAUSE I AM THE ONLY FUNNY AND RIGHT PERSON ON THE ENTIRE PLANET!!!!! BOW DOWN TO ME!!!! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!! LOOK OVER HERE NOW!!!! LOOK AT ME!!! TALK ABOUT ME!!! TALK ABOUT ME!!!!...And thus, I win! - - - George, The 7th Chicken!!!!
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zzzzzzz.......Indy wake up you have visitors. Where did he go???
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He's so bitter beer face!!
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after school. He doesn't even care of you have a big brother.
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goood
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It's too late. It should have happened ten or more years ago, if it had to happen at all. Of course I hope they can make it work, if there's really no stopping this movie from happening. I don't want to see a truly BAD Indiana Jones movie - and that's what I'm afraid I'm gonna get from Steven Spielberg, the hack director of the WAR OF THE WORLDS remake - not to be confused with the genius director of the same name who made CLOSE ENCOUNTERS and the first three INDIANA JONESes.
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dude! I did the plan D medicare thing 200 talkbacks ago, you owe me some royalties
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interesting in the Fall of '84, and midly curious in the Fall of '89.
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see a picture here:
http://www.myjumpsuit.com/
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Whew! I thought I'd never get to the end of this talkback. The old pun titles are lame. I'm not looking forward to this movie either, but I'll probably be there opening day anyway. I think what's keeping me from liking the idea is the "Young Indiana Jones" tv show from a while back. I only watched a few, but I think in end of the pilot they had Indy as an 80 year old geezer in an eye patch. Nothing against old people in eye patches, but that isn't how I want to remember Indy. Just like I wouldn't want to see Michael J. Fox try to play Marty McFly again or see Jeff Goldblum get tricked into going to an island with dinosaurs again. Maybe they should just hire a "Young Harrison Ford" lookalike to play Indy, hire younger actors to play the rest of the established roles, digitally remaster and insert some old footage of Sean Connery as his father, cue up the classic John Williams theme and make it a "loose sequel" to the second film in the series (pretending that third film never happened). Nah, no studio would ever fall for that.
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I think that since I'm the guy who has probably posted the most indy puns for this TB (not to mention most lame ones), I feel I'm the one most responsible. I appologize
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Sorry, couldn't resist it :)
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That, or The Raiders of the lost memory. I can't decide.
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You can't even corectly classify your lame ass Jay Leno/morning radio humor correctly. Why don't you cretins try knock knock jokes, you'd embarass yourselves a little less.
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Just saying this title gag thing went on longer than a bad SNL skit (are there any other kind these days). I guess I'm on the fence with not wanting the memory of the previous films tarnished with a lackluster sequel (Blade 3, Ghostbusters 2, Lethal Weapons 3 and 4, Superman 3 and 4...the list goes on and on). When and if Indy 4 comes out, I really hope it kicks ass. And besides, as old as Harrison is, he's still less wrinkly and craggy-faced as the new Bond guy (kinda puffier though).
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Who's there?
I Dunno
I Dunno who?
I Dunno shit. -
Ten Commandments, Holy Grail, and the Indian Rocks of Doom are done. Seriously, what is there to find?
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...the transliteration of Hebrew sometimes. The language doesn't even have a "th" sound.
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of doom.
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I love all of the titles.
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Gollum wouldn't have a chance holding on to the Ring at the cracks of Doom.
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and Indy wins.
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It must have been at least three hours since I posted last, and it just doesn't stop!!! Heheheheheh!
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I meant the second to last one now. Or maybe not second to last anymore. Awww, hell. I don't know anymore. Must get sleep!! Can't...stop...laughing..!!
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.. of DOOM.
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Volkswagon up Mulholland Drive on Rose Bowl Day, with two Chrysanthimums in your lapels, ditch the car on a hair pin turn and watch it fly off the cliff edge and explode in a ball of orange flame and have your Seersucker scuffed in the front and back, but back then they didn't have dry cleaners like nowadays, it was steam for us and you had to pay at least fifty cents for the service and pay the clerk who took your suite an extra two pence because you know the fella was a good guy and he got a family to raise, you see, they didn't have the GI bill yet, because this was before the war even, and fellas like that would be all over LA, at tackle and bait shops, at hamburger joints all along the highway, you know those ones, in all different shapes made out of paper mache and stucco like big old Donutes or Polar Bears, and you could drive out for miles, and when I say miles, I mean you could drive for miles to the gallon, because we didn't have any of this Mid East nonesense like we do nowadays, I mean, mullahs knew their places, the fakhirs, they could float above ground too, I saw those at the carnivals and in the penny arcades as well, the handcrankers, way before the talkies or the speakies as they are called nowadays, because back then, it was all silent, cause the fellers like Edison hadn't come up with capturin' sounds on them record tubes and, you know, those things are some humdingers I'll tell you, because, they just took all of us by surprise when sound came to the theaters back when, the only way you knew a scene was a changin' or when a character was a speakin' was when....OF Doom.
That's the new title, bitch. -
talkbackers like Capt Katanga who have a sirious 'something stuck up their arse' problem...of doom
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AND AT LAST... THE CIRCLE IS COMPLETE.
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booya
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There's been like 2 original titles and the rest I've seen before. 3 times. sometimes 4 times in the same thread.
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of doom
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Hey this looks just like willy. Oh my God she has a willy!
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Man, this old guy farted near me today. You have NEVER experianced a smell like it. It was like the guy had been on a steady diet of beans, onions and dog shit. It was rank!
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Feb 22, 2006 6:31:32 AM CST
Indiana Jones and the memories of being back in my day
by bendersshinyass
I had to teach kids how to read maps, while helping the government track down God all the while doging bullets from nazies. In fact, i even met Hitler. And I still had time to keep 3 girlfriends.
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Yeah, i figure most arent original. But to be fair, this is my first time posting. Also, I'd like to think the Dick Van dyke joke was at least a little original, wasnt it???
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Dick. heh. Dyke. gold.
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did you actually read the whole thread? I remember being a new poster. thank god I got over it. Now I only read 98% of talkbacks
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Yes, bender, i read the whole thread. And there was NO dick.
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drag this film down? If you think the talkbackers think this is funny, wait until the teenage filmgoing audience gets a hold of this joke.
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in this talkback.
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Thats some of the most unfunny shit i've read in my life.
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thats only cause you have read all of these jokes before. However, if you were a stranger to this stuff, like i was, it was pretty damn funny. Besides, I think half the reason it got so silly and long at the end was cause it was such a slow news day for the past couple of days, everybody was bored, and it was getting late in the evening. Dont you ever get to joking with your friends to the point that by the end of the late night laugh fest, you start laughing at everything? Thats all this was. Its what we normal people call being silly and having fun. If you had removed that stick from your posterior, you would have understood, too. Its all in good fun. Even the decidedly more generic and less funny posts on this tb. Get a life, shrew. And cheers to everyone else who had some fun.
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"Indiana Jones and the Big Comfy Couch"?
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Indiana Jones and the Medically-Mandated High-fibre, Low-Fat Diet of Bran-Muffiny-regularity
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Indiana Jones and the Aint It Cool is Dead. Kind of like Tom Hanks' knock knock joke in "Catch Me If You Can": Knock-knock....who's there? Go fuck yourself.
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hire James Cameron without giving him the final cut to direct Paul Walker.
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I see some posters complaining about the "old" joke titles, but I'm laughing myself silly over many of them. Please keep 'em coming!!!
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and I absolutely hate myself for it.
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"I sure would love it if George, Harrison and him could pull off one last great adventure."
Harry, George Harrison passed away a few years ago. Hate burst your bubble! HAH! -
his Bond image he's been trying so hard to get rid of.
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Got to add that I thought Munich was pretty great (WOTW was a missed opportunity where money that could've gone to the SFX teams was diverted into Cruise's bank account; people would have still gone in their droves even if it was a no-star cast) but not in Syriana's league.
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be quiet, disbelievers. Ford + Spielberg + Lucas = pure gold. No matter what you think of them seperately, they kick ass as a team.
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Sorry, I always laugh at my own jokes and others misfortune.
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mediocrity rewarded by piggybacking on nostalgia and then stabbing everything the characters stood for in the back for the director's increasingly cynical/trite vision. Didn't any of you learn your lesson from Star Wars? If they really had great ideas for Indy IV, THEY WOULD'VE MADE IT ALREADY.
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naked cage match!
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...of DOOM!
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only becouse its true. 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1.
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"Dr. Jones you need to put your pants back on and take your meds" "You damn orderlys are so damn rude. I ought to tell... tell you about the time I found the Holy Grail" "Sure, Dr. Jones, sure you did"
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Hilarious talkback.
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You know that's a good one. Wherein Han and Chewie are stranded on an asteroid and discover their mutual attraction for another. Inter-species romance ensues in the beautiful, vast backdrop of space. Until Leia arrives to claim Han, and they have a loveless marraige. Chewie falls for Jabba and they have wookie-hutt offspring. To be continued ... in the sequel, Attack of the Hormones.
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Cuz sometimes Indy needs to pleasure himself for the adventure.
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That would be Jabba's ass.
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Indy takes on Dr. Kevorkian. Then has a menage a trois with Jessica Alba and the guy from that Nip Tuck show no one watches.
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No Stair-Lift? Denied?!!
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i can't believe that I'm posting here as I have to finish a paper for tomorrow. but I KNOW and feel: these days will bring the news. so i just read that ford's project godspeed (which was supposed to be with james cameron who now has other things to do as we more or less know) got cancelled and so PROBABLY did manhunt:
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i mean..did postpone MANHUNT...
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is going to happen right here in one of these talkbacks as a part of one of the "we don't know yet" articles in the near future. One of these sneaky bearded bastards will sneak in and post it with his lousy nickname (what could be lousier than drjones) in the middle of some fake funny age, golden girl and brokeback titles. and none will notice..
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What Indy and Willie Scott were doing while Short Round was asleep: http://www.ketchupeffect.com/teaser.htm
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Indy infiltrates a barely legal porn operation.
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to fight the Communists
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Feb 23, 2006 12:51:02 AM CST
Indiana Jones gets kicked off Back to the Future ride..
by antoniusbloc
...at Universal Studios them park for screaming, "I'll see you in Hell, Biff!"
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SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT - SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT - It's a Chicken George VII birthday bonanza over in "THE AICN ZONE" in the EVIL FUCKING BASTARD ROOM...Why? Cuz I am in for a long 24 hour drunk, and I want boobs and cake!...And thus, back to the indy fun! - - - George, The 7th Chicken!!!!
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Hey, it's no "Readers of the Large Print" but I like it.
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...I just saw Domino. I mean, I was warned about the cutting and all, but JESUS CHRIST!!! Anyway, kind of a shame because somewhere inside all of that a pretty fun movie was lurking. Knightley Knekkid, limbs getting violently removed for no reason at all, The Afghan Guy, the Television Bombing Attack and the climax...I know it could have been something I would have liked a whole lot more.
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echo!
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nuke the fridge, learn this term well for it will be the chilling sound of your doom
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