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BASIC INSTINCT 2 naughty footage erupts online

Hey folks, Harry here... The following link leads you to footage of Ms Sharon Stone - full frontal and more from BASIC INSTINCT 2. There's sex, gore and car stunts aplenty. Looming ice pick shots, lots of shots of her spread eagle in chairs, then there's all the stuff of a car driving real fast, lesbian scenes and more. Yes, that's right - this footage is probably not very work friendly. Unless, you're the boss. Or have your own office and headphones. And if you're under 18 - don't you dare click below. Cuz you need to grow up first! Go watch something violent, and wait for the sex stuff till you're older. How does this look? Cheesy as hell. I can't wait to see it though, looks like it could be glorious trash!!! Thanks to A.M. for the link...

Click here to go get your sleazy BASIC INSTINCT footage, thanks to RopeOfSilicon.Com!!!

For an alternative take on this show reel, with a certain Benny Hill flavor... go here!

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  • Feb. 7, 2006, 2:19 a.m. CST

    this won't last long...

    by kintar0

    thank god. Where are the lawyers when you need them? Yikes.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 2:21 a.m. CST

    would much like to watch this...

    by Yellow Flamingo

    ...Alas im at work Go Sharon!

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 2:27 a.m. CST

    Since I didn't have to freeze frame...

    by photoboy

    ... to see Sharon Stone's cooch this time, is there any reason to go see the actual film? Where's the 1080p trailer please?

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 2:28 a.m. CST

    WTF? The movie producers must really be DESPERATE

    by Proman1984

    Still Sharon doesen't look too bad. Those tits are still acceptable.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 2:31 a.m. CST

    Hmmm, quite the trailer.

    by OldEnoughForMe

    Here I was, being a good little boy, and keeping my hands where they should be until this thing showed up.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 2:36 a.m. CST

    Well I knew Basic Instinct 2 was coming

    by Undead Neverhood

    Although I expected it to be released like 1 or 2 years after the first one rather than 17 years later. This hints at the condition of the movie industry. I'll save this one for netflix if I even see it at all.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 2:40 a.m. CST

    Best Trailer to Rub One Out To ....

    by docfalken

    Since the Muppet Movie.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 2:41 a.m. CST

    Wow...lots of fortuitous sex...

    by aceattorney

    hAH

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 2:41 a.m. CST

    Is Sharon now the FEMALE HANNIBAL LECTOR?

    by aceattorney

    Huh?

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 2:42 a.m. CST

    Holy Shit, thats a lot of humpin!

    by Shermdawg

    Um, wow. Woulda been a hell of a lot better if Charlize Theron was taking over for Stone. Now if you will excuse me, I'm going to go watch that again, because I can't believe they actually released something like that. This sucker is gonna be heavily cut, or it is gonna get a NC-17. Maybe if Serenity had a teaser like that it would have did better. :P

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 2:43 a.m. CST

    That was quite possibly...

    by BAMF

    ...one of the silliest things I've ever seen. Talk about low rent.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 2:46 a.m. CST

    Looks SHOWGIRLS bad

    by zikade zarathos

    Which means I'll see it as soon as possible to laugh my ass off.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 2:49 a.m. CST

    To: Earth, From: S. Stone: PLEASE LOOK AT MY TITS.

    by LlGHTST0RMER

    You wanna know where this clip came from? 20 to 1 says it's Sharon's publicist.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 2:56 a.m. CST

    This must have been leaked by mistake

    by Doc_McCoy

    The movie's biggest selling point is all the Sharon Stone nudity. No distribution company in their right mind would release all that nude footage on the internet, thereby losing all the business from people who have now gotten enough of a fix. After seeing that trailer I don't even feel a need to see this on Cinemax in about a year.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 2:58 a.m. CST

    This must have been leaked by mistake

    by Doc_McCoy

    The movie's biggest selling point is all the Sharon Stone nudity. No distribution company in their right mind would release all that nude footage on the internet, thereby losing all the business from people who have now gotten enough of a fix. After seeing that trailer I don't even feel a need to see this on Cinemax in about a year.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 2:58 a.m. CST

    "This is all fucked up!"

    by Shermdawg

    You said it dude. I mean who would have actually thought that Basic Instinct 2, even as shitacular as it looks, would end up having a better teaser than Superman Returns, X3, and MI3 combined?

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 2:59 a.m. CST

    And it's not even a teaser for craps sakes!

    by Shermdawg

    Or is it?

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 3:04 a.m. CST

    I was only curious about a few things in this film...

    by Bungion Boy

    And I think I just saw all of them. Though David Morrissey was awesome on the miniseries Blackpool, but that's not enough for me to go see this.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 3:13 a.m. CST

    Great now I don't need to buy a ticket

    by Demosthenes2

    Also saved me from a dull circumscribing hour and forty-five minutes.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 3:16 a.m. CST

    Basic Instinct 2: Hollywood is Dead

    by CuervoJones

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 3:38 a.m. CST

    Somebody put this thing to the Benny Hill theme.

    by Shermdawg

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 3:42 a.m. CST

    Holy FUCK that looks sleazy as all hell!

    by Harry Weinstein

    If this was the 70s, this would have been directed by Joe D'Amato, and it would have at least one cumshot, and possibly also a scene with Sharon Stone jerking a horse off. The thing is, it looks like it actually might have both of those things in it even without ol' Joe's involvement. Fucking goddamn awesome. Where's the EMANUELLE AND THE LAST CANNIBALS remake? Someone needs to get on that pronto.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 3:52 a.m. CST

    Dirt...

    by Johnny Wishbone

    ...sheer dirt.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 4:12 a.m. CST

    That trailer was as boring as late night Cinemax!!

    by Kampbell-Kid

    Honestly, this trailer insults lesbian porn and confuses it with degenerate straight Cinemax porn. Sure a talkbacker didn't get his emails to Harry mixed up with his Skinemax newsletter?

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 4:12 a.m. CST

    Dum(b!) ditty dum(b!) ditty ditty dum(b!) dum(b!)

    by Jaka

    Or, to make myself perfectly clear - FUCKING RETARDED!!!! That looks stunningly awful. At least, what you can see does. Some of you must know some tricks I don't know - because that was crap lookin! And it's not my monitor, it's just too dark to see very much. However, what I found myself wondering was, is it SF? Nothing about SS naked excites me. We've seen it. And I'll wait for screencaps of this to turn up on the internet - no way in hell I would pay to see this movie. I hope Sharon got her retirement millions - because her career is OVER. Tata.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 4:20 a.m. CST

    That trailer was as boring as late night Cinemax!!

    by Kampbell-Kid

    See.. this is what happens when a straight guy makes a lesbian porn and fucks it all up. Even real lesbian porn has more suspense than that trailer by throwing in a vibrator with a head size of a bowling ball. You'd be glued to the screen also just to see if she can take that 8 pounder!! Instead, this trailer makes this film look like some boring ass Cinemax/Skinemax flick.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 4:24 a.m. CST

    I forget

    by Grando

    was Stone a killer or not in the first one?

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 4:30 a.m. CST

    body double in basic instinct 1

    by Gorgomel

    I read that porn actress Ashlyn Gere was the body double for the beaver shot in Basic Instinct 1. Now, it seems that Sharon is so desperate shat she bares it all for real this time

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 4:31 a.m. CST

    Reminds me of 'Body of Evidence'

    by PietjePuk

    Which in fact is NOT a good thing.... This footage reminds me what a 'subtle' movie Basic Instinct was.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 4:36 a.m. CST

    This has got to be a joke

    by BannedOnTheRun

    Is there a director attached to this, or did they just have a camcorder and a tripod?

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 4:37 a.m. CST

    Looks SHOWGIRLS bad

    by Mr Cairo

    agreed , that looks crap

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 4:38 a.m. CST

    So um, hows Amy Poeler supposed to spoof that?

    by Shermdawg

    They better get the blur machine up and runnin' by the time SNL returns.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 4:41 a.m. CST

    Coming in 2007...

    by Shermdawg

    Sliver 2!!!

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 4:47 a.m. CST

    I cant wait for the prequal trilogy

    by ChileanSeaBass

    ..she must be like 80 know..they should wake up Miceal douglas from his deathbed to play the white rabbit...

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 4:51 a.m. CST

    Looks BOMB-A-RIFIC!

    by Negative Man

    We now need the names and numbers of everyone involved and have them arrested for idiocy.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 5:13 a.m. CST

    Jesus christ

    by Ridge

    She shouldn't be inflicting this movie on anyone. Talk about fucking lame...

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 5:18 a.m. CST

    God, that looked crappy (except for the tits)

    by Uncle_Les

    And why no girl-on-girl with Charlotte Rampling, huh? HUH? Peace Out.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 5:38 a.m. CST

    Not that I'm into Sharon Stone at all, but...

    by TheGoddamnSiege

    After seeing this trailer, why doesn't she just flat out do porn?

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 6:10 a.m. CST

    Yeah, it looks like a piece of shit

    by BendersShinyAss

    well it does

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 6:25 a.m. CST

    This film has been in the works longer than Indy 4

    by BendersShinyAss

    So why the hell does it look like just another one of the cheap straight to video T&A flicks that the first Basic Instinct gave birth too? Ooow, a car crashes into a river. From 12 different angles no less. It's like sharon stone discovered you can go down the camera store and buy a Mini DV camera with a resolution better than your average 16mm soft cock porn transfered to betaSP. I can see it now, she shadow directed the whole fucking thing with a budget of $14. sweet jesus I can feel the end of the world coming.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 6:37 a.m. CST

    Basic Instinct 3; The Red Shoe Diary

    by broadsmile

    Misty Mundae to play Sharon Stone's grand daughter...

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 6:46 a.m. CST

    Get me some of those!

    by Gonzozales

    BendersShinyAss, please tell me where Stone got that Mini DV camera. I need to get me a few of those!

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 6:52 a.m. CST

    David Morrissey: leading man?

    by Neon Killer

    This all looks pretty tasty, shlocky and titillating, but has anyone noticed David Morrissey's distinct lack of leading man qualities?? He looks like an estate agent who, in his childhood, wet the bed and got bullied at school.... Granted: he's a solid actor, but visually I'd only just buy a house from him, and even then i'd need convincing....is that dried piss i smell on your suit flannels sir?

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 7 a.m. CST

    Gotta love the Lesbo action. . .

    by krullboy

    the male 18-45 market will be there for this, guaranteed

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 7:04 a.m. CST

    MILF silk panny-encased camel toe. . God I miss college

    by krullboy

    ohh, the good old days. . .consequence free sex, numerous partners, no worries about pregnancy. . come to think of it, why don't you ever see pregnant chicks on campus??? I know, girls don't learn the "trap guys" techniques until their late 20s-early 30s, at which time they enter their second "slut phase". This phase dovetails nicely with the "MILF" phenomenon. . .

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 7:15 a.m. CST

    Well, I think it's hot...

    by DanielKurland

    that Sharon Stone is willing to show so much of herself. Honestly, if it was the same footage with Scarlet Johanssen, no one would be complaining.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 7:49 a.m. CST

    That's the oldest naked lady I've seen

    by MrBoinfoint

    This side of the Shining.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 8:15 a.m. CST

    I guess if I were a 40 something woman.....

    by Mr. Profit

    Being offered 14 mil to reprise my role as a sexual predator with an ice pick who spends 80% of the film naked, I'd do it. The movie looks crazy awful but hey I give props to Stone for still looking good when all her older peers are looking like shit (Meg Ryan?)

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 8:31 a.m. CST

    HELL YEAH FUCKING CREAM MY TWINKIE!!! THE NEW SHOWGIRLS

    by MentallyMariah

    OMG, after seeing that trailer, I am sooo gonna be there opening night with my posse of bitches screaming and howling with pure orgasmic delight at every bad line, at every camel toe and tit shot! Wow now this is what I call a good time at the movies! Come on guys, give it a break, Everyone involved knows exactly whats going on here, to bring you GLORIFIED TRASH just like Harry Said, but this time I can't believe what I just saw...There will be howling and piss in your pants laughter at every screening! OMG, Midnight Movie here we CUM!!

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 8:46 a.m. CST

    great dont have to see that!!

    by Xammas

    You just saw the movie right there...

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 8:56 a.m. CST

    Stan "The Man" Collymore

    by IrishJoe

    To all you Statesiders there is a cameo for mixed up bad boy reformed alco and druggie former soccer player Stan collymore in this movie as a mixed up bad boy reformed alco and druggie former soccer player. Hope he doesnt get type cast. He likes a spot of dogging too (thats sex in very public places with strangers ...popular in the UK)www.writersstories.com/stories.asp

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 8:58 a.m. CST

    BI 2

    by Tony Crawley

    Sure proves one thing. Even guys with dorky haircuts can bed great women.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 9:02 a.m. CST

    So....it's a porno flick?

    by Khan89

    this doesnt even look like a film....its one of those cheesy porno flicks u see on late night t.v. [not that i would know....]

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 9:06 a.m. CST

    Why pay $9.50 to see this

    by Novaman5000

    When you can download better porn for free? If the 18-45 year old males market really turns out to spend their money on this half-porn nonsense, God help us all.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 9:20 a.m. CST

    Well...

    by luis1210

    ... I don't know if i would see this for its clever plot, i can't remember whether stone was a killer, i have the impression it was the other girl, the brunette one...

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 9:48 a.m. CST

    That's SO gonna get an "R" rating!

    by goateggs

    NOT. Too bad this movie wasn't made 10 years ago. But I'll probably go see it. And so will you.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 9:51 a.m. CST

    That's SO gonna get an "R" rating!

    by goateggs

    NOT. Too bad this movie wasn't made 10 years ago. But I'll probably go see it. And so will you.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 10:22 a.m. CST

    Wow! That was awful. Hell, you see the whole movie.

    by R.C. the "Wise"

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 10:35 a.m. CST

    Maybe they'll try and trim it down to a PG13, for kids.

    by chickychow

    u know, When a Stranger Calls just made 22mil! Did you hear?! Teenagers love scary movies! This thing could make, like, I dunno, 22 million dollars!

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 10:41 a.m. CST

    SHARON LOOKS FUCKING HOT

    by ODM

    Bring on the sex tape.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 10:43 a.m. CST

    Is that really Stone's camel toe?

    by photoboy

    The camera jump cuts as it pans up her body, do you think they got a body double to show off her fanny?

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 10:50 a.m. CST

    Just more proof that Hollywood is desperate

    by cockdiesel

    and out of ideas.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 11:03 a.m. CST

    The car footage is pretty sweet, you have to admit.

    by AristidesTheJust

    Sharon stone can use me as her boytoy, agreed. I see too the cop (?) gets both her and her girlfriend in the sack (well, Sharon in the sack, the gf on the leather couch). Good for him.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 11:15 a.m. CST

    Can't...stop...laughing....

    by OBSD

    Funniest goddamn trailer in years. Oh no! She's driving her car into the Themes! Lookout! They're trying to be "erotic", but I can't stop laughing! Besides, aren't Stone's softcore days loooooong behind her? Are they purposfully trying to make a comedy, cuz that shit looks funnier than Wedding Crashers and Kicking & Screaming combined! Plus, you know that there was more nudity and sex in that there trailer than there will be in the American theatrical version.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 11:26 a.m. CST

    "Risk Addiction" - What a crappy subtit...le.

    by Behemoth

    And did something called "Basic Instinct 2" really NEED a subtitle?? That said....CROM, that Sharon Stone looks good for a 50-something...

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 11:27 a.m. CST

    I thought it was great!

    by AxeBox

    I liked the explicit sex, the mirror between sensuality and violence, the entire revenge angle, the shots (especially that angled extreme closeup on his eyes all angrified). That was a fucking awesome, awesome trailer. You never see such hard-R rated trailers at all anymore and this just totally hit the mark.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 11:37 a.m. CST

    Why?

    by expert24

    Let's face it, Stone is desperate and this film is totally uncalled for. The first was a film that didn't ask for a sequel and wasn't supposed to, Van Damme tried the same thing with Universal Soldier: The Return and everyone remembers how bad that was, the same will happen to Stone. Lucky bad sequel! HANNIBAL! horribal film that made it financial, BI 2 is doomed.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 11:44 a.m. CST

    Well HOT damm!!!

    by LordAsh

    Go figure that Sharon is still SMOKIN hot!!! Nice rack, tight tushy and a neatly shaved cooch. She must be a lot of fun at parties what with her constantly sticking her tongue down strange girls throats. Would love to get the wifey involved in that action. The only thing that would make her any better is if she had a button on her that you pressed so when you were done banging her, she turned into a pizza and a 6-pack of Miller Genuine Draft.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 11:48 a.m. CST

    This movie rules!

    by Josh Town

    C'mon, Sharon Stone naked, bangin, humpin, menag a trois'n. Who cares if she's 40? She's still slammin hot!! Anyone who says otherwise should have their man card taken away. It's Sharon Fucking Stone, for christs sakes!! Already one of my top 10 for next year..

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 12:02 p.m. CST

    Am I on crack?

    by Mister Man

    This, AND "Michael Jackson may sing late Pope's prayers" - all in one day.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 12:33 p.m. CST

    Basic Instinct 1 ending

    by holidill

    What I gathered from the ending of Basic Instict is that Sharon Stone was the killer. But she set up Jeannne Tripplehorn to get revenge for what happened to them in college. That's what I think anyway.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 12:35 p.m. CST

    Basic Instinct 1 ending

    by holidill

    I thought that Sharon Stone was the killer all the time and that she set up Jeanne Tripplehorn because of what happened between the two of them during college.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 12:39 p.m. CST

    People bitching... What did you fucking expect?

    by Mr. Profit

    It is called Basic Instinct 2. You know what you are going to get. So why complain? The 1st one was sexually forward for it's time. This one is going to be like part 1 but on coke and speed.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 12:44 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Lombardi of Seuss

    by Loosejerk

    Whoops! Wrong talkbalk.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 12:48 p.m. CST

    Well HOT damm!!!

    by LordAsh

    Ok-im gonna just flat out say it: "Will there be actual insertion?" cuz if there will, im THERE opening night!

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 12:49 p.m. CST

    that benny hill version...

    by mocky_puppet

    ...really is funny. i imagine some folks associated with the movie and "accidental" leakage of this footage slapping their foreheads and dragging their hands down their faces.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 1:20 p.m. CST

    Bar none...

    by Darth Thoth

    The sleaziest minute 30 i have ever seen. Shameful.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 1:29 p.m. CST

    Stone still gives me the Tripplehorne...

    by Behemoth

    ...She makes me wanna excommunicate the bishop....old hag.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 1:32 p.m. CST

    I meant "shameless"

    by Darth Thoth

    And after seeing that footage, this slimeball Rick Fox apparently has managed to land on his feet after his breakup with Vanessa Williams. Sharon Stone would still catch it after all these years. I know he's having a good time these days. Lastly, that trailer wins the "Most Likely to Make You Squeeze One Afterwards" award. My goodness. This bird Sharon Stone has no shame whatsoever. No rump either I might add. But still- hot face, nice rack, hot box and a look like she'd suck the chrome off my old BMX's handle bar. My goodness! I may actually have to go see this movie.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 1:42 p.m. CST

    My boner remains flaccid

    by Aust1n

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 1:46 p.m. CST

    Good lawd! Do the plants in this thread not realize...

    by Jaka

    ..that they sound like complete fucking morons. Your film cannot be saved. Straight to video people, straight to video.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 1:49 p.m. CST

    Right, she WAS the killer

    by MrCere

    The point of the flick, I thought when I saw it 15 years ago, was that she got away with cold blooded murder. No?

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 2:27 p.m. CST

    stone is hot

    by invalid entry

    I will see this just for the sex. I could care less about the storyline.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 2:31 p.m. CST

    My take on Basic Instinct:

    by DocPazuzu

    As with Starship Troopers, loony genius Paul Verhoeven is playing a trick on his audience. The guy is a master of having his cake and eating it too. In ST, he managed to create a hugely effective satire (which at the time went over far too many American critics

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 2:41 p.m. CST

    Goldsmith, we miss you

    by Thing-Fish

    I loved the first movie. Sure, the story was cheesy, but the direction and cinematography were gorgeous (shame that Verhoeven did "Showgirls" after that, that one was waaayyy too campy). But what made the first movie really stand out (to me, at least) was the beautiful score by Jerry Goldsmith - one of the most beautiful, if not THE most beautiful, film scores ever, IMO. As for this little trailer, it looked fine. I can't really judge whether it's going to have the things that made the first one good. I can't judge the direction from this little trailer, for instance ... but the music of thi trailer was horrible, terrible, awful. If "BI:2" has this music, or music like this, or anything else that's too far below the quality of Goldsmith's score, this movie is surely going to feel like one of those cheap direct-to-rental ripoffs another talkbacked mentioned.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 2:55 p.m. CST

    you all know you'll go see it...

    by stewiegriffin

    then talk about how you hated on here while beating off...lol. Stone looks hot for any age.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 2:55 p.m. CST

    Doc that was funny as shit....

    by JAGUART

    Especially the "breast-identifying skills" bit. How true. I think I'll watch that movie again.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 3:19 p.m. CST

    Uhh... stupid

    by Meremoth

    I'm not sure what the point of loading movies with sex is anymore. If I want to see sex I can google it and indukge all day for free if I desire. Spend millions of dollars elseware like blowing things up or maybe, just maybe, make a good film, save money help fight world hunger. I don't. Fuck it.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 3:23 p.m. CST

    Awesome, now a reason for a Fatal Instinct 2

    by DigitalDong

    Or do they have to make aother Fatal Attration as well?

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 3:25 p.m. CST

    indukge

    by Meremoth

    indulge*, my bad. Maybe I should edit my posts better.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 3:41 p.m. CST

    Lucky...

    by The Midget_King

    That dude gets mad ass. I just have this strange feeling this is a fucking direct to video POS. I could be wrong. Then again, I thought Gigli was gonna do great...wait a minute, who the fuck said that?!?!

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 4:15 p.m. CST

    What is this footage about?

    by zacdilone

    Maybe they're trying to get a distributor? Why even make this?

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 4:24 p.m. CST

    A Shameless Exploitation of "Dinosaur Vag"...

    by Luvs269er

    As another poster wrote on a more trafficked site!

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 4:43 p.m. CST

    Rumored to include a shot of Sharon Stone's cervix

    by BrandLoyalist

    Sequels have to raise the stakes after all, right? So they're going to show Wayne Knight raise an eyebrow, and then pan & zoom from his eyes down to Sharon Stone's completely exposed crotch -- and then right up into her vagina. The interior shots will be accomplished with CGI.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 4:57 p.m. CST

    Great post, DocPazuzu

    by Gilderoy

    That had me laughing. And Jeanne Tripplehorn was in the first one? I'll have to watch it again...

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 5:29 p.m. CST

    Looks like great wanking material...

    by Darth Melkor

    And little else. But maybe that's the point.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 5:35 p.m. CST

    Maybe it's just me

    by drjohnnyfever

    Maybe I didn't know what to expect, but that "trailer", for me, was less "ooooh *wankwankwankwankwank*" and more "Aggh! What the fuck was THAT?!?!" I agree with a lot of others on here, though; there's really no point in pushing a movie that's all gratuitious sex and violence when you can get that on the internet for free.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 6:01 p.m. CST

    Speaking of Wanking material...

    by R.C. the "Wise"

    Anybody else see the cover of Vanity Fair? ......... I had a dream just like that cover, only I was in Tom Ford's spot and things got interesting. Hahahaha! That dream put anything conjured in the B.I.2 piece of shit to shame!

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 6:07 p.m. CST

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    by Dolmes

    HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA.com

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 6:10 p.m. CST

    Yeah, geriatric porn turns me on, too...

    by Little Beavis

    Look, I'm sorry, Sharon's bouncing silicon titties don't make up for the fact that SHE IS FUCKING OLD! She is, curiously enough, exactly one year younger(yep, same birthday, thank you IMDB) than Shannon "Grandma's Pussy" Tweed. Chew on that... eh, on second though, don't...

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 6:16 p.m. CST

    It's a wonder what makeup, lighting, and CGI can do

    by Rupee88

    Sharon Stone probably has dust between her legs at this point, but I'm sure she looks decent in this movie. But if I want porn, I'll download real porn and if I want a good movie, I sure won't watch Basic Instinct II.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 6:18 p.m. CST

    Dear Mom: I've decided to go into acting.

    by LlGHTST0RMER

    >>If my fellow talkbackers would please excuse this minor indulgence, I would like to publicly send an open letter to my mother.<< MOM - You always told me I should follow my dreams and make my life extraordinary. My only failing in that goal, though, was that I never could decide what exactly I wanted to do, what dream I should follow to fruition. But now I&#39;ve had a vision - a revelation. Mother, I want to act. I want to engage in the age-old arena known as the theatre. Well, movie theatres, anyway. You see, the new trailer for "Basic Instinct 2: RISK ADDICTION" has hit the net, and it has affected me in ways I never imagined. It moved me. It became a part of me. It made me realize that despite all the hardships and injustices that creep in the shadows of today&#39;s world, a man can realize the dream of spending 10, 12, even 14 hours on a movie set, licking titties, delivering retarded dialogue, and choking Sharon Stone while he pretends to bang her in the ass... all while being paid for it. Paid well, in fact. Now that I think of it... I&#39;ll be quitting my teaching job tomorrow and heading to Hollywood. Why waste time teaching children to read or write when they will learn all they really need to know by what they see on TV? What good am I really doing, after all? For that matter, what good is any job - social worker, police officer, EMT - when such wasteful practices only take attention away from the truly finer things in life . . . such as the fore-mentioned licking of titties, delivering retarded dialogue and mock-choking/assfucking of Sharon Stone . . . and being paid well. Thank God for the human capacity for dreams. And thank God that we live in a country so morally bankru-- wait, I mean so FREE and so creatively nourishing that a man like me, with no apparent skills or talent to speak of, can aspire to catch a break so lucky that I, too, could be cast as the next "on-the-edge and behaviorally-corrupt" police detective to fingerbang the lovely Miss Stone while she crashes a sportscar into the river in "Basic Instinct 3: BLATANT PORN." God bless you, mom. And God bless America! Love, Lightstormer. PS: Why did you name me after Jim Cameron&#39;s production company? Just curious.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 6:26 p.m. CST

    ok

    by BRUTICUS

    chair scene - check cooch shot - check tit shot - check ice pick - check

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 6:58 p.m. CST

    Hilarious post LIGHTSTORMER!

    by Darth Thoth

    I was on the floor reading it.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 7:21 p.m. CST

    Dumb Post Lightstormer

    by Josh Town

    Since when did "aintitcool.com" posters become so Brokeback Mountain?? Dude! Your going to see more Sharon Stone titties, vag, and more! Holy shit..Everyone of you, who posts this pseudo-intellectual B.S. about why this movie won&#39;t be good is completely retarded. If you go into this looking for a masterpiece your crazy....Well maybe a masterpiece of ass.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 7:39 p.m. CST

    Given the poster...

    by Immortal_Fish

    This must be the trailer for PAN&#39;S LABYRINTH.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 8:05 p.m. CST

    As there is no way this will last till I am off work...

    by Alonzo Mosely

    I hope someone is putting this on Bit Torrent... And when did the subject line get shortend... Damn evil dancing jews...

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 8:07 p.m. CST

    this one&#39;s going straight to my netflix queue

    by TheBaxter

    seeing it in the theater would be a waste, cos most of what&#39;s in that trailer will be cut out before it makes it past the mpaa. but at least we&#39;ll finally have a dvd that EARNS it&#39;s "unrated" badge. besides, i&#39;m too shy to wank off in a movie theater, so my only choice is to see it on dvd. but i&#39;m still looking forward more to the HD-DVD version of Basic Instinct 1. I hear in high definition you can see sharon stone&#39;s clit.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 8:11 p.m. CST

    Bet heads will roll over this leak!!!

    by diggedyxl

    It&#39;s bad enough that someone has leaked this footage before there is even a teaser out, but they went one better and added a $2 soundtrack and nasty looking MS Paint title card at the end! Despite that it actually looks reasonably well shot.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 8:48 p.m. CST

    Doc Pazuzu You Have Raised The Bar For All Of Us.

    by skoobyx

    How have I never noticed that about breasts? Not to brag but I&#39;ve felt a few and yes, that is true. Well done sir.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 9:21 p.m. CST

    Regarding the cover of Vanity Fair...

    by Jaka

    ...that&#39;s really the fucking point, isn&#39;t it?! I would rather catch a GLIMPS of Scarletts milky white ass than see Sharon Stone slut around again for another 90 minutes. There is just no point in this movie ever being made. Like I said, RETIREMENT! MILLIONS! Stone&#39;s salary is probably 50% of the films budget AND I bet she&#39;s getting back end on the DVD sales.

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 9:23 p.m. CST

    ummmm, glimpse

    by Jaka

    lol

  • Feb. 7, 2006, 10:23 p.m. CST

    Yeah, Goldsmith&#39;s score was the best part [cont.]

    by Osmosis Jones

    of the original (aside from the nooooooodity), but I&#39;ve heard that Goldsmith&#39;s themes were going to be reprised for the sequel&#39;s score (I forget who&#39;s writing it), just like in the upcoming Omen remake.

  • Feb. 8, 2006, 1:55 a.m. CST

    hahah - sleazy trailer, sharon looks good considering,

    by Spacesheik

    but the film looks visually bland no matter how many screeching shots of cars zooming by are included -- the london locations are unimpressive and the male lead is a blank slate - the sex is on par with cinemax after midnight which is not necessarily a bad thing - risk addiction is a shit title and cheapens the film - no jerry goldsmith score (the man is dead unfort) - wonder who they will use . paul verhoeven is the king of cheese but his movies look good - this sequel smaller scale than the original for some reason

  • Feb. 8, 2006, 2:03 a.m. CST

    Masturbating to this??

    by BendersShinyAss

    How horney can one get? it might just be my own sexual preferance but gimme round and full any day.

  • Feb. 8, 2006, 3:40 a.m. CST

    how is this still up anyway

    by Demosthenes2

    Aren&#39;t studio heads shitting bricks that this gives the audience a taste of everything they could possibly want to take away from a Basic Instinct 2 with no need to pay to sit for two hours to get to this? Or was this a covert ploy of the studio&#39;s own doing to prick up our...ears that the sex/stakes are raised for those of us who, shudder-to-think, presumed Sharon was slumming it?

  • Feb. 8, 2006, 4:29 a.m. CST

    WAIT A GAWD DAMN MINUTE!!!

    by Shermdawg

    You mean someone actually listened to me and put this to the Benny Hill music? LoL Um, I just got one problem. WHERES MY PROPS? NOT ONE DAMN MENTION OF ME! Oh wait, I wouldn&#39;t want my name anywhere near that flick. Nevermind.

  • Feb. 8, 2006, 5:50 a.m. CST

    Damn!!! Homeboy was POUNDIN&#39; Stone HARD!

    by Doc_Strange

    The first movie was awesome, Stone still looks hot for her age. I think I&#39;ll give this one a shot.

  • Feb. 8, 2006, 7:25 a.m. CST

    Don&#39;t let menopause keep you from enjoying...

    by BannedOnTheRun

    erotically charged icepick murder! Take One-a-Day for women!

  • Feb. 8, 2006, 9 a.m. CST

    Sharon Stone on Inside The Actors Studio even stated...

    by Mahaloth

    she was the killer in the movie. She filmed the opening scene, even.

  • Feb. 8, 2006, 9:29 a.m. CST

    Josh Town

    by LlGHTST0RMER

    Hey, pal... who are you to tell me my dream in life is wrong? Actually, it really has nothing to do with the quality of the movie... just that looking at the footage, I&#39;m thinking, "Wow... these people are simply making porn at Hollywood wages." Trust me, bro, I ain&#39;t looking for a masterpiece out of this flick. That&#39;s certainly not the standard I&#39;m holding this movie to. Although I thought "masterpiece of ass" was a great line, BTW.

  • Feb. 8, 2006, 9:39 a.m. CST

    Yeah, that Brokeback To The Future is F-ing funny.

    by LlGHTST0RMER

    Well done, too. Whoever made that is ready to make trailers professionally. In fact when I make BI3: BP, I want that guy to make the trailer.

  • Feb. 8, 2006, 10:55 a.m. CST

    THE BENNY HILL THING WAS MY IDEA!

    by Shermdawg

    LOOK ABOVE !! IT WAS ME !!! I&#39;M NOT LYING !!!! I WOULD HAVE GOT A BETTER VERSION OF THE SONG, BUT YEAH, IT WAS OK !!!!! OK, NEXT ASSIGNMENT: SET THAT SON OF A BITCH TO "ME SO HORNY" !!!!!! NO, NO, THATS TOO EASY, HOW ABOUT: THE MURDER SHE WROTE THEME !!!!!!! YES !!!!!!!!!

  • Feb. 8, 2006, 12:10 p.m. CST

    I think there might be some sex in this movie

    by Cosmik

    The trailer hints at it.

  • Feb. 8, 2006, 12:24 p.m. CST

    Cosmik

    by AristidesTheJust

    It&#39;s subtle to be sure.

  • Feb. 8, 2006, 12:37 p.m. CST

    That trailer was directed by Jerry Springer.

    by Chief Redcock

    I hope it didn&#39;t give me spyware (or something else). And what was up with that car driving into the water? WTF??????????

  • Feb. 8, 2006, 1:03 p.m. CST

    Direct link to Benny Hill version?

    by Chief Redcock

    Please? I couldn&#39;t find it anywhere.

  • Feb. 8, 2006, 2:04 p.m. CST

    I know Jaka, but for the life of me, I can&#39;t play it

    by Chief Redcock

    I keep getting a blank screen.

  • Feb. 8, 2006, 3:12 p.m. CST

    does this work

    by ChanEpic

    Hello? First time poster..

  • Feb. 8, 2006, 4:05 p.m. CST

    How many Razzies will this movie win?

    by George Costanza

    Worst film Worst Actress Worst Actor Worst Director but damn Sharon...she got some body.

  • Feb. 8, 2006, 4:48 p.m. CST

    Prison Break is only half porn and I still watch it...

    by lutz

  • Feb. 8, 2006, 5:16 p.m. CST

    Dammit want... Benny... Hill... now... ::sniffle::

    by Chief Redcock

    ::sniffle::

  • Feb. 8, 2006, 5:32 p.m. CST

    Chief Redcock....huh...yeah, it&#39;s not there now.

    by Jaka

    It was there yesterday - I get a blank screen now too.

  • Feb. 8, 2006, 7 p.m. CST

    Chief, you&#39;re not missing much

    by LlGHTST0RMER

    It was slightly amusing - But I&#39;d say the idea held more entertainment than it&#39;s execution. That "Brokeback To The Future" link someone posted above is much funnier, IMO.

  • Feb. 8, 2006, 11:19 p.m. CST

    Lesbian kissing is getting old...

    by Robofag

    ...don&#39;t you think? It even looks mainstream these days. Although I like the way "sex" is presented into that trailer. Like that object of desire that explodes in your face and can make anybody without a big moral code turn into an animal... let&#39;s hope the film is as good as that.

  • Feb. 8, 2006, 11:27 p.m. CST

    What kind of car is that she&#39;s driving?

    by CrispyOne

  • Feb. 9, 2006, 1:17 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the aging Stone

    by darthbinks1220

  • Feb. 9, 2006, 1:21 a.m. CST

    Basic Instinct 3: Nick Curran&#39;s Revenge

    by darthbinks1220

    starring Sharon Stone (former blonde goddess), Michael Douglas, & Catherine Zeta Jones Douglas (former brunette goddess)

  • Feb. 9, 2006, 1:38 a.m. CST

    Basic Instinct 4: Like a Virgin........Not!

    by darthbinks1220

    Direct to video starring Madonna as Catherine&#39;s equally vulgar sister.

  • Feb. 9, 2006, 5:04 a.m. CST

    Basic Instinct 5: Pussy Trama

    by Kampbell-Kid

    starring Paris Hilton as Sharon Stone&#39;s replacement in the series

  • Feb. 9, 2006, 1:16 p.m. CST

    There are more clips!

    by tlucky

    Friend at Sony says there&#39;s rumor some high quality clips of the orgy scene deleted to avoid NC-17 is popping up online in Europe. And some wild outtakes too with Stone going crazy at director in nude. Looking for them now. Anyway, decent quality downloadable QT of the promo reel @ http://tinyurl.com/97qvu.

  • Feb. 10, 2006, 12:23 a.m. CST

    Hot lesbian kissing will never go out of style

    by Meremoth

    Until J.C. comes back and throws us all in Hell, but until then viva la mainstream attractive chicks making out.

  • Feb. 10, 2006, 10:04 a.m. CST

    David Morrissey is a good actor...

    by Gondolfin

    what&#39;s he doing in this pile of shit? I thought he might acually have a career but this is sure to finish it before it even gets started. It just looks like crap porn to me.

  • Feb. 10, 2006, 5:08 p.m. CST

    I can&#39;t get the though out of my head...

    by Avon

    that Sharon Stone has had work done, a boob job, a butt tuck and that she must be pushing toward 50...so it&#39;s a bit like "ok, you can be sexy still, but you are not setting a very good example for the grand children, dear"..