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PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST Super Bowl Commercial!!!
Hey folks, Harry here with the trailer that'll be playing this Sunday during the SUPER BOWL! That's right, here's the new PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST trailer. Personally a Dead Man's Chest always seems bruised and sunk in... badum dum... That's ok folks, I'll be here all weekend! *canned laughter here* Ok, truth be told, I'm watching REEFER MADNESS the Musical and am high as a kite... not on that there devil weed, but on something far more powerful... That's right, you guessed it... I've taken up cross-dressing and soliciting police officers! Please... all the cool people do it these days! As for the teaser - it's just 30 seconds long, and I'm pretty sure there isn't a single new thing in it. Right? Here, check it and see...
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Very nice. West Wing rules. First.
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It is the truth.
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Helllllo? Superman Returns commercial?
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movie looks good. by mummy you mean keith richards, don't you? isn't he in the movie as depp's dad.
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Still looks good though, and no, Keith Richards wasn't able to commit cause filming conflicted with the Stone's schedule.
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That POTC is the new Mummy franchise...the first one was surprisingly fun...the next ones will be absolute shit
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I love the tone of seriousness with elements of comedy to undercut it. The tone of POTC is what made it great, with a bunch of serious charactters in serious situations and Jack thrown in to mess everything up. Fun stuff, in the same vein of Indiana Jones. They don't make enough action movies with that kind of tongue-in-cheek, fun but still full of real action and adventure tone. www.unseenfilms.com
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Feb 04, 2006 4:37:09 AM CST
Apart from Legolas' piss-poor line-delivery, this looks good
by seppukudkurosawa
And there's not much more to say about it. DOC or HARRY, sort out the talkback lag- whenever you post anything it goes off to limbo-land for a few minutes before you can see what you've written; it's pretty annoying.
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It seems like they are really banging us over the head with "look how funny Captain Jack is!!!" The trailers for the first movie weren't so blatant. The audience gravitated to him naturally. This time it just seems cheap and forced. Although, I guess they're just giving people what they want. Or at least what they think the people want.
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you should actually try some real drugs instead of always bragging about it.. anyway, cool trailer.
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You should actually try some real drugs instead of always bragging about it..anyway, cool trailer.
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that's even worse than getting banned. Aint we got no rights in here?
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Congrats!
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they seem to have made jack a complete clown for this one... at least zoidberg looks good.
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Man, that's crazy news about the director from NZ that got arrested for cross-dressing and prostitution. It makes you wonder how messed up some of these Hollywood-creative types are! Oh, btw, Keith Richards isn't in the second movie - they're trying to get him in the 3rd movie. POTC was so-so - this one looks about the same.
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For those that don't know, Lee Tamahori, director of "Die Another Day," "XXX2: State of the Union," "Once were Warriors," and "The Edge" got arrested for posing as a female hooker and soliciting an undercover cop. I guess Harry needs to be less subtle next time! Btw, Keith Richards isn't in this - they're still trying to get him in POTC3.
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seems more like a kid's movie than the first one...I'll pass.
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It looks like fun. It looks like more of the first film. So, it looks like I'll be looking at it this summer. Plus it has Knightley, and she's wet. I mean, come one. Knightley + Wet = cool.
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After seeing the first trailer, I thought "oh my god, what did they do to my POTC?!!" I watched it a few more times, it got a little better. But now with a trailer that's being aired with the Super Bowl, and everything about it is the same (esp tone), this movie is just way too fantastical. I know it will be a fun movie, but not the same way Black Pearl was fun. Like others said, the first was a bit more serious, or at least the trailers were, than this. I dunno, I'll wait till more trailers, clips, interviews, etc. are released, but I'll prob go midnight and see it anyway lol.
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except for the small detail that no actors were given an academy nod for the mummy. and, you know, the actual POTC being a good movie thing and all
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...the exact thing that's been bugging me about both the potc2 trailers. they are hitting us over the head with jack when honestly, we already know he's the reason we want to see it. of course, there's always the chance (and the way trailers have been lately, it's a pretty damn good chance) that's just how they're marketing this film, and our fears will not be realized. and as for will's line...it made me laugh the first time i watched it but now i'm thinking it might be the second movie's "corset" line. and will i be watching this opening night? yes, yes i will.
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That commercial was just a cut down version of the trailer. Nothing new here, move along.
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Life seems so empty sometimes... then you see it... A COMMERCIAL! Suddenly, you have a new desire to keep you going. I didn't know what to think or feel until that Commerical showed me the way! Suddenly, I have a new identity and desire. Thank you tv box! THANK YOU!!!
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The last great one was the one for Matrix Reloaded/Revolutions. You know this to be true...
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Feb 04, 2006 1:50:02 PM CST
"The last great one was the one for Matrix Reloaded/Revolutions"
by performingmonkey
Revenge of the Sith - great trailer, shit movie. POTC - mediocre trailer, I'll give it a chance. Also, the first POTC was excellent fun, with some great action that people don't usually mention, they just talk about Kiera or Depp's Jack. I like the 'you don't know Jack' tagline.
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...stop drinking household chemicals.
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The original was fun at times, but a bit too long (and slow). This one will most likely be shorter and faster. Ya gotta love fish-pirates more than skeleton-pirates! I know I do. Living skeletons are played out!
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Which isn't necessarily bad. There's a place for films like this in the popular canon. Citizen Kane it isn't, but it should be pretty entertaining.
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get it straight kids. You KNOW it to be TRUE!
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how about mixing jack sparrow with willy wonka? "what do you say to 3 hershey kisses, and we forget the name?"
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Feb 04, 2006 5:40:05 PM CST
ZombieSolutions - "Revenge of the Sith -- Great Trailer, AMAZING
by havocschultz
b4nn3d...
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It looks good but that's 45 sec of a 2 hr film.
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For some reason, that reminded me of the game "Daikatana", where it seemed about 80% of the time you were trying to leave a level, your character would say something like "I CAN'T leave without my buddy Superfly." Should be a very cool flick, but the teaser is more of a "piece o'eight" than a "doubloon", savvy?
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Nothing else to say really.
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the first one sucked.
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Girls love the Sommersverse. Girls love POTC. Girls love SW. Girls love Harry Potter. Girls love LOTR. Girls love The Princess Bride (I haven't seen it myself, BTW), LXG, Phantom of the Opera.... To me, it's something about how we want a rogue like Rick O'Connell or Capt. Jack to sweep us off our feet. Or to have a guy devoted to us like Wesley or Raoul. Sure, there's a bunch of action invovled, but who do you think the target audience is?! I rest my case.
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The animatronic movie figures of Capt. Jack, Capt. Barbossa, and Davey Jones will be in Disneyland at the end of June and WDW on the film's release of July 7th. Unfortunately, it'll be a year or so before I can even think of vacationing in Orlando again...
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Am I lucky? 'Just felt like posting something stupid. 'Makes me feel like I fit in. ;)
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Hardly. You pimp Van Helsing and LXG at every opportune and inopportune moment you can. What kind of fantasy and/or film fan hasn't seen The Princess Bride? For shame.
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to warrant seeing The Princess Bride, just a fan of life. Good call on Ms.Valerious a.k.a. Stephen Sommers' doting mother.
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One of my biggest problems with the first POTC was that they killed off Barbosa....Rush was friggin' awesome. So is he in this one or what? If so, I'll go see it. Looks like Bloom will still have a career as long as this franchise is alive. It is encouraging that the original director (a hack, yes, but a good hack) and writers are returning too.
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I feel bad nocking POTC because I know it is a sincere and genuine film. My real problem however, is in the 2 and half hour run time, and now 2 sequels coming back to back. What happenes if No. 2 is a piece of crap? Matrix anyone? I didn't mind matrix reloaded..... for about 45 minutes, that is. I guess I have a real nasty habbit of not being able to see past the logic flaw of Johnny depp taking a coin and become an undead pirate, while Orlando blooms character carried the coin around most his life and was never an undead anything. I also have issues with some of the comic relief pirates. Who am I kidding, POTC was boring as hell with a few good laughs and some awesome spfx. Am I evil?
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I feel bad nocking POTC because I know it is a sincere and genuine film. My real problem however, is in the 2 and half hour run time, and now 2 sequels coming back to back. What happenes if No. 2 is a piece of crap? Matrix anyone? I didn't mind matrix reloaded..... for about 45 minutes, that is. I guess I have a real nasty habbit of not being able to see past the logic flaw of Johnny depp taking a coin and become an undead pirate, while Orlando blooms character carried the coin around most his life and was never an undead anything. I also have issues with some of the comic relief pirates. Who am I kidding, POTC was boring as hell with a few good laughs and some awesome spfx. Am I evil?
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Feb 05, 2006 9:25:35 AM CST
hey hey, my triumphant return to AIC with a double post
by bendersshinyass
I am a fucking legend!
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Ted and Terry treated the adaptation of a theme park ride with the kind of reverence generally not afforded to the Bible. Hey, it made for a good movie, but maybe a little too much of a good thing (ala King Kong). And POTC is gender-neutral, which is one of the reasons it made so much money.
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Yeah! Girls are stinky poopies! When I play with action figures they're like, "I want to play with dollies!" DUH! Don't they know that action figures are way cooler than they're stupid BRATZ dolls?! DUH!!! I hate my sister! She is so stinky and stupid and dumb and stupid and dumb. When I was trying to tell her how great FARSCAPE is she was like, "when are you going to grow up and get a job? hjave you ever even kissed a girl?" I mean, DUH! How stupid is that?! Just because I am 50 years old, live in my Mom's basement, and weigh 850 pounds, she thinks that makes me as dumb as her like girls are dumb. Girls are stinkles! Please kill me. (This message brought to you by the Obese Middle Aged Virgin Geek Outreach Program. Don't become one of them. Please. There is hope outside the box. Go for a walk. Don't eat all the Doritos. Thank you.)
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that made me laugh. Anywho, nothin new but still looks good.
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...swashbuckling shit like this generally isn't my cup of tea.
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When I first saw Depp's Sparrow character I thought he was just doing an ultra-gay version of his Hunter S. Thompson. Then the campiness grew on me a bit and at the end of the film, I thought that was good enough. But two more movies? Keith Richards might help things a bit.
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That's the absolute truth.
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and The Mummy Returns sucked Butter's hairy chin balls. Anybody triumphing those flicks loses credibility.
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I'm there.
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Mummy 2 sucked, yeah, but the first one owns Pirates.
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"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn, matey."
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did she grow some. owch. whocha! reeeeow. ")
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you know it
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Orlando's character wasn't undead because according to the curse you have to actually STEAL the gold from the actual chest, not have it just handed to you, which is why the curse didn't affect Keira either.
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Especially involving that damn curse. Go pop in the DVD and turn on the writer's commentary. AFTER the movie is over, the writers decide to recap in excruciating detail all the backstory, exposition and rules of the curse....for God's sake, it's a friggin' pirate movie. Just have a good time.
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I had no intention of seeing it until I talked to an otherwise rational friend who raved about how great it was. Much to my suprise, I loved it too. After a while you forget movies are supposed to be fun. Its nice to see something every once in a while that reminds you why you watch in the first place. The comparison with The Mummy is a pretty good one. Lets just hope it doesn't have an equally disappointing sequel.
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