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Damn I want these PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST toys Right Now Dammit!!!
Hey folks, Harry here... Another of my IM buddies... John Robie, while checking email - got sent these from that scourge of the internet, the Yatterling... who got em from the swingingest dick to ever surf the scruvy nets of the world wide web... that's right the famed Ryan! Well, he managed to get these early this afternoon, but me being busy with daydreaming of bliss... just now am getting around to putting them up for you. THESE RULE! Best action figure creatures in a damn long time. But then, there's only one thing better than undead pirates.. and that's barnacle festooned monster pirates! FUCKING A! How many of you got a shelf with their names on it waiting for these babies?
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where's chow yun fat figure?
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They'd better not get borded by Long John Silver's crew! They'll end up deep fried and served with hush puppies!
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Cthulhu anyone? Maybe Del Toro will get inspired and hurry up with the "Mountains of Madness" now. Drink up me hearties, yo ho!
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Feb 02, 2006 3:51:44 AM CST
Wait, you mean this type of stuff will be in the sequel??? Hmm,
by shermdawg
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Aww yeah, it's been awhile.
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Part 2 isn't about to rehash the old skellie pirate thing, not totally anyhow, apparently Davey Jones's pirates are all mutations and amalgamations of sea creatures and other wierd and wack things! Theres meant to be a shell-fish man whos face can retract into a shell or something too... CANT WAIT!!!
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I hope the movie is as fun as these character designs.
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harry harry harry.....tsk tsk tsk....these are not toys....no no no no....these are statues....toys have arms that move....toys get thrown under the bed where the dog chews on them....toys get put in the microwave to see what happens....toys get lost in the cushions of the couch....toys take a ride in your pants pocket through the washer and dryer....toys conquer the butter during sunday dinner....toys poke your sister in the eye....toys help you to describe what part of your no region that the priest stroked...toys are based on characters that appeared in the background for fourteen frames during a transition establishing shot...toys are made by 10 year old little chinese boys for 40 cents a month...little boys who live in the used outhouse, taking a daily beating from one parent while turning tricks to the tourists for the other parent and fighting off bobcats, gorillas and horny priests while they walk 50 miles uphill each way to work for 58 hours a day ....toys are fun and chemical based that if ground into a fine powder can give you brain cancer and scurvy....these are not toys....these are statues.....And thus, will they give these a crotch? - - - George, The 7th Chicken!!!!
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Feb 02, 2006 5:25:08 AM CST
That first pic reminds me of Monkey Island for some reason or an
by the wrong guy
Probably because of the whole pirate thing.
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Look at that second guy...his arms do move...they have the standard toy arm joints...so does that mean its a toy?
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Feb 02, 2006 6:37:06 AM CST
so, Jack Sparrow defeats Davey Jones with bowl of melted butter
by peven
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also duel-wield spring-loaded rocket-launchers!! Ooooh yeah! I'll be first in the queue for "Ninja Jack Sparrow" and his Pirate-Ninja-mobile!
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Feb 02, 2006 6:45:39 AM CST
so, Jack Sparrow defeats Davey Jones with a bowl of melted butte
by peven
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Feb 02, 2006 6:58:35 AM CST
So apparently they go into some sort of fish mutation....
by anna valerious
First the undead pirates, now this. I'm glad that Rangetti (The poor bastard who keeps losing his eyeball) is in this. :D
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Feb 02, 2006 6:59:17 AM CST
So apparently they go into some sort of fish mutation....
by anna valerious
First the undead pirates, now this. I'm glad that Rangetti (The poor bastard who keeps losing his eyeball) is in this. :D
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I'm just going to be interested to know how it happens...but this is the kind of freaky shit you expect from Gore Verbinski.
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Whatever company made those... they should make Star Wars and/or Star Trek alien figures... Those Pirates figures are incredible... Oh fond memories of collecting action figures.
Now I buy one figure every two years or so to display on my desk at work. -
Feb 02, 2006 8:13:19 AM CST
If some other company wants to compete there is always Pirates o
by declan_swartz
http://www.piratesofdarkwater.net/
http://www.piratesofdarkwater.net/downloads/movies/opening.mpg -
Feb 02, 2006 8:18:52 AM CST
Did not see BojTrek's post, I meant if another movie company
by declan_swartz
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Sure, they ARE out to make money as every motion picture is, but they're pre-planned as a trilogy of movies. The first was designed to be standalone in case it bombed, but they already had these stories mapped out. As long as they don't decide to do a prequel trilogy...
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It would make a nice bookend.
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What other stories, myths and adventures happen on the open water? all i've heard is the Davy Jones thing. you think Moby Dick/Monstro story is too over done? Jack Vs the volcano? :)
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It could'nt decide if it was a comedy or serious and thus failed as both..I just did'nt "get it" and felt conned, like I do when watching most jerry bruckheimer movies..they usually suck balls.
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It could'nt decide if it was a comedy or serious and thus failed as both..I just did'nt "get it" and felt conned, like I do when watching most jerry bruckheimer movies..they usually suck balls.
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I wish he still made toys and not these statues as the other george noted. Sure you can move an arm or two, and maybe swivel the waist. But you can seriously play with these. McFarlane's first 10 series or so were incredibly detailed AND play-withable! That's why he has so much money. Not because of Spawn. Spawn sucks. It was the toys. The gorgeously detailed ACTION FIGURES!!!! I don't need a bunch of paperweights for my desk. I want toys!
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I wish he still made toys and not these statues as the other george noted. Sure you can move an arm or two, and maybe swivel the waist. But you can seriously play with these. McFarlane's first 10 series or so were incredibly detailed AND play-withable! That's why he has so much money. Not because of Spawn. Spawn sucks. It was the toys. The gorgeously detailed ACTION FIGURES!!!! I don't need a bunch of paperweights for my desk. I want toys!
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Looks like crab, tastes like people. And I'd like to see a face off between Oh Dae Su and the squid dude.
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who seriously needs to hammer nails under water? how useless is that ugly head they have? what a unbelievably stupid fish.
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you dumb shit the head acts like a rudder or plane. enabling them to be incredibly agile .
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Captain Long John Shellfish. Berg.
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Feb 02, 2006 1:50:06 PM CST
Aaaaaand this week's AICN "Mark Twain You Fucking Moron!" aw
by docpazuzu
...keekthesneek.
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...he was like...how you say...zee octopus? He put his testicles all over me!
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Feb 02, 2006 2:41:38 PM CST
The only thing worse than collecting action figures...
by tony mike hall
... is collecting comic books. Fucking dorks. Grow up.
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These look great but nothing can ever top the skelital look the pirates had in the first film.
Jack Sparrow: Deleted scene: "The Immortal Captain Jack Sparrow. That has such a lovely ring to it."
It does indeed Jack. It does indeed. -
Feb 02, 2006 4:55:32 PM CST
you guys and your toys... spend your money on buying women...
by russman
you'll be a lot happier. (just kidding) I spend my money on plants so I can't laugh at any of you.
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Arrgg Billy, this ain't a fish stick and that ain't tar-tar sauce.
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Feb 02, 2006 7:03:00 PM CST
Ya now, it is possible to have plenty of sex with hot young girl
by i dunno
Some of the girls collect action figures themselves. The geek community is no longer about anyone's basement, kids. Just go to film school. If you're a sorry bastard who are just geeky enough to visit and post to this site but unable to tap into the female geek community, then you're the ones who make the "basement dweller" comments and well, life must really suck for you. Having said all that, those figures look gay. Depp was cool in the first film but you can only take so much of that.
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Some of the girls collect action figures themselves. The geek community is no longer about anyone's basement, kids. Just go to film school. If you're a sorry bastard who are just geeky enough to visit and post to this site but unable to tap into the female geek community, then you're the ones who make the "basement dweller" comments and well, life must really suck for you. Having said all that, those figures look gay. Depp was cool in the first film but you can only take so much of that.
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That statement is always 100% bullshit.
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That statement is always 100% bullshit.
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Dude. People will do anything to make a quick buck. Its this type of shit that bastardizes the toy industry. I know this because I am an expert in the toy industry. And all you dick lickers who think these toys are cool should go shove that shit up your asses. Jesus Christ it looks like the Creature from the Black Lagoon fucked Jabber Jaw and those toys were the product of it.
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It goes to show you that people will do anything to make a buck. And to you dick jockeys that think these toys are cool, I say this, shove that shit up your asses! Jesus Christ it looks like the Creature from the Black Lagoon raped Jabber Jaw and these toys were the product of it.
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OK so all of my posts seem to disappear. To keep this short, these toys look like the product of when the Creature from the Black Lagoon rapes Jabber Jaw. Fucking lousy.
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Classic. Peace.
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But old Davey don't look to tough. The mandable is at the elbow and that tenticle finger isn't that funtional beyound the bad touch, bad touch. Dude from The Monkies is far more dangerous. Peace.
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that these designs are a little cheese?
im super stoked to see the movie and truly believe it will be great. But this davey jones character concept, to me is just kind of kiddie. Its a guy with a head like a squid? a lobster snapper for a hand? A starfish leg for a leg? -
First thing I thought of too.
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With his popularity rapidly declining, Cthulhu took the only job he could find, that of a pirate mascot at a local Seafood restaurant. Unfortunately his demeanor was erratic and one night he snapped... ... He spent the rest of his days homeless roaming down near the pears, looking for someone to scrape his barnacles off.
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And yes the look good in those pics but so did the first line of Pirates figures they did. The production figures looked like garbage except the 18" Sparrow they did.
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Aha! Now the rubber band's on the other claw!
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Bizzaro, I love you! Bizarro. Bizzaro!
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