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Damn I want these PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST toys Right Now Dammit!!!

Hey folks, Harry here... Another of my IM buddies... John Robie, while checking email - got sent these from that scourge of the internet, the Yatterling... who got em from the swingingest dick to ever surf the scruvy nets of the world wide web... that's right the famed Ryan! Well, he managed to get these early this afternoon, but me being busy with daydreaming of bliss... just now am getting around to putting them up for you. THESE RULE! Best action figure creatures in a damn long time. But then, there's only one thing better than undead pirates.. and that's barnacle festooned monster pirates! FUCKING A! How many of you got a shelf with their names on it waiting for these babies?













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cool!
by DarthBakpao
Feb 2nd, 2006
03:39:32 AM
So it's about fish-pirates?
by ZeroCorpse
Feb 2nd, 2006
03:41:58 AM
Looks shits
by Foxman
Feb 2nd, 2006
03:43:23 AM
Good Gravy
by The Reef
Feb 2nd, 2006
03:47:10 AM
Wait, you mean this type of stuff will be in the sequel??? Hmm,
by Shermdawg
Feb 2nd, 2006
03:51:44 AM
Mmmm hushpuppies. *drools*
by Shermdawg
Feb 2nd, 2006
03:53:14 AM
FIRST
by JethroBodine
Feb 2nd, 2006
03:55:45 AM
Thats right!
by Ridge
Feb 2nd, 2006
04:11:49 AM
Doc Ock is DAVY JONES
by Det. John Kimble
Feb 2nd, 2006
04:13:04 AM
these are toys?
by ChickenGeorgeVII
Feb 2nd, 2006
05:24:41 AM
That first pic reminds me of Monkey Island for some reason or an
by The Wrong Guy
Feb 2nd, 2006
05:25:08 AM
George...
by LeckoManiac
Feb 2nd, 2006
06:36:12 AM
so, Jack Sparrow defeats Davey Jones with bowl of melted butter
by Peven
Feb 2nd, 2006
06:37:06 AM
Toys...
by General_Mortimer
Feb 2nd, 2006
06:41:42 AM
so, Jack Sparrow defeats Davey Jones with a bowl of melted butte
by Peven
Feb 2nd, 2006
06:45:39 AM
So apparently they go into some sort of fish mutation....
by Anna Valerious
Feb 2nd, 2006
06:58:35 AM
So apparently they go into some sort of fish mutation....
by Anna Valerious
Feb 2nd, 2006
06:59:17 AM
So they're mutated fish pirates?
by Anna Valerious
Feb 2nd, 2006
07:03:22 AM
That Company Should Make...
by BojTrek
Feb 2nd, 2006
07:22:04 AM
If some other company wants to compete there is always Pirates o
by Declan_Swartz
Feb 2nd, 2006
08:13:19 AM
Did not see BojTrek's post, I meant if another movie company
by Declan_Swartz
Feb 2nd, 2006
08:18:52 AM
These aren't just cash-in sequels
by performingmonkey
Feb 2nd, 2006
09:26:49 AM
whose making these figures?
by Gungan Slayer
Feb 2nd, 2006
10:12:28 AM
Where is the "Keira's Sunken Chest " Toy?
by DeskOfSteel
Feb 2nd, 2006
10:57:02 AM
So im not hip to "piratey" myths
by Spice-Orange
Feb 2nd, 2006
10:58:16 AM
Is That a Mongoloid Mongolian?
by DeskOfSteel
Feb 2nd, 2006
11:06:02 AM
THE FIRST MOVIE WAS $HIT
by Bishop6
Feb 2nd, 2006
11:09:55 AM
THE FIRST MOVIE WAS $HIT
by Bishop6
Feb 2nd, 2006
11:10:52 AM
These look like they're McFarlane's handy-work.
by George Newman
Feb 2nd, 2006
11:24:28 AM
These look like McFarlane's handywork
by George Newman
Feb 2nd, 2006
11:26:00 AM
Crab people.
by Christopher3
Feb 2nd, 2006
11:27:36 AM
the hammerhead shark is my least favorite animal
by zooch
Feb 2nd, 2006
12:35:25 PM
Hammerheads
by keekthesneek
Feb 2nd, 2006
01:16:30 PM
First one looks like's Zoidberg's long-lost uncle.
by MrBoinfoint
Feb 2nd, 2006
01:30:34 PM
Aaaaaand this week's AICN "Mark Twain You Fucking Moron!" aw
by DocPazuzu
Feb 2nd, 2006
01:50:06 PM
Zee capitan...
by Childe Roland
Feb 2nd, 2006
02:27:37 PM
The only thing worse than collecting action figures...
by Tony Mike Hall
Feb 2nd, 2006
02:41:38 PM
I miss the Cursed Pirates!
by spikebad666
Feb 2nd, 2006
02:58:43 PM
you guys and your toys... spend your money on buying women...
by Russman
Feb 2nd, 2006
04:55:32 PM
Fish Pirates?
by onefalsemove
Feb 2nd, 2006
06:49:44 PM
Ya now, it is possible to have plenty of sex with hot young girl
by I Dunno
Feb 2nd, 2006
07:03:00 PM
There are hot, young girl geeks too
by I Dunno
Feb 2nd, 2006
07:08:01 PM
Fish-Pirates raped my childhood!!
by Uncle Stan
Feb 2nd, 2006
09:56:37 PM
"It was intended as a trilogy all along...!"
by Osmosis Jones
Feb 2nd, 2006
10:54:13 PM
"It was intended as a trilogy all along...!"
by Osmosis Jones
Feb 2nd, 2006
10:54:48 PM
WTF!?
by The Midget_King
Feb 2nd, 2006
11:06:10 PM
WTF?!
by The Midget_King
Feb 2nd, 2006
11:10:34 PM
WTF!?!
by The Midget_King
Feb 2nd, 2006
11:13:40 PM
"toys conquer the butter during sunday dinner"
by Neosamurai85
Feb 3rd, 2006
12:16:08 AM
Hammer Head looks badass
by Neosamurai85
Feb 3rd, 2006
12:19:33 AM
am i the only one who thinks....
by BRUTICUS
Feb 3rd, 2006
12:19:50 AM
Beat me to the Zoidberg reference
by Bass Ackwards
Feb 3rd, 2006
12:54:22 AM
VH1: Where are they now? Cthulhu
by PurityOfEssence
Feb 3rd, 2006
01:22:22 AM
They are going to be made by NECA
by Engelhast
Feb 3rd, 2006
04:07:40 PM
Friends! Help! A Guinea-Pig... er, Sparrow tricked me!
by mustang_dvs
Feb 3rd, 2006
10:23:01 PM
Accidental Bizarro Double-Post!
by mustang_dvs
Feb 3rd, 2006
10:24:31 PM

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