CLERKS 2 teaser is ready to check you out... would you like fries with that? -- Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news.

First... by KarmicRelief	Jan 9th, 2006 06:58:52 PM
Excellent Trailer by Sean38	Jan 9th, 2006 07:02:36 PM
We're still interested in these characters? by modlight	Jan 9th, 2006 07:02:43 PM
Second! by ZombiKiller86	Jan 9th, 2006 07:03:05 PM
Lame. The Clerks go work at Good Burger? by crazyeyezkillah	Jan 9th, 2006 07:05:31 PM
I edited that trailer, btw by Sleeperkid	Jan 9th, 2006 07:06:30 PM
Kevin Smith ate my burger... by Terminator	Jan 9th, 2006 07:07:34 PM
More Rosario dancing... by splbrg75	Jan 9th, 2006 07:08:45 PM
why's it taking so fucking long? by HypeEndsHere	Jan 9th, 2006 07:11:05 PM
nice to see Dante working in some Just For Men product placement by HypeEndsHere	Jan 9th, 2006 07:12:12 PM
They've been talking about it for most of the day now in the by Citizen Arcane	Jan 9th, 2006 07:12:23 PM
I'm surprised the company can still operate by chrth	Jan 9th, 2006 07:13:02 PM
i hope there's another hockey game on the roof :) by tHEmOOG	Jan 9th, 2006 07:13:29 PM
I'd say that trailer sucked but... by TheAllSeeingEye	Jan 9th, 2006 07:14:24 PM
stop teasing me and DO ME ALREADY by microwavable?	Jan 9th, 2006 07:18:37 PM
crap... by Everett Robert	Jan 9th, 2006 07:20:12 PM
A Kevin Smith trailer with no dialogue? by eg4190	Jan 9th, 2006 07:20:53 PM
Looks good by Dignan	Jan 9th, 2006 07:25:16 PM
Yeah, the whole thing does rely on you already being a fan of th by Citizen Arcane	Jan 9th, 2006 07:25:36 PM
Dante looks like a satanic Ricky Gervais by chickychow	Jan 9th, 2006 07:29:47 PM
Dante looks like mirror universe Ricky Gervais by Orionsangels	Jan 9th, 2006 07:30:40 PM
Doesn't really add anything.. by quadrupletree	Jan 9th, 2006 07:33:48 PM
oh that's funny, I was just coming on here to say how I' by TheSeeker7	Jan 9th, 2006 07:47:00 PM
Dante got fat! by fiester	Jan 9th, 2006 08:01:20 PM
I'll watch it just to see...... by Jimmy Jazz	Jan 9th, 2006 08:04:12 PM
I can't wait by ClarkK82	Jan 9th, 2006 08:08:48 PM
It was cool. by iamnicksaicnsn	Jan 9th, 2006 08:08:58 PM
Speaking of trailers... by kintar0	Jan 9th, 2006 08:20:49 PM
Affleck? by Randall Flagg	Jan 9th, 2006 08:23:06 PM
Mrs. Smith's wrinkly hag face by NeilJung	Jan 9th, 2006 08:25:40 PM
lame trailer by Holodigm	Jan 9th, 2006 08:28:20 PM
Affleck is a talisman for the film by Citizen Arcane	Jan 9th, 2006 08:28:28 PM
someone needs to show Smith's webmaster..... by Jarek	Jan 9th, 2006 08:32:52 PM
also... by Jarek	Jan 9th, 2006 08:38:38 PM
Lame. I'm about as hungry for Clerks 2 as I am Mallrats 2. by Buck Turgidson	Jan 9th, 2006 08:46:24 PM
But Rosario Dawson is scrumptious by Buck Turgidson	Jan 9th, 2006 08:47:18 PM
Oooohh Sweet Rosario by ELGordo	Jan 9th, 2006 08:47:44 PM
Give me an "H", Give me an "A", Give me a "C", Give me a "K"...W by crackerfarmboy	Jan 9th, 2006 08:52:42 PM
and Rosario Dawson is full on naked in Alexander... by crazyeyezkillah	Jan 9th, 2006 08:54:06 PM
Isn't 13 an unlucky number? by spidermanfreak20	Jan 9th, 2006 08:55:31 PM
I got wood. by spidermanfreak20	Jan 9th, 2006 08:57:36 PM
Trailer looked funny. The movie will be funny. Kevin Smith is do by Doom II	Jan 9th, 2006 09:09:06 PM
Smith hates Family Guy? by kintar0	Jan 9th, 2006 09:12:31 PM
Wasn't this going to be a continuation of the cartoon? by Anna Valerious	Jan 9th, 2006 09:14:55 PM
and Rosario Dawson is full on naked in Alexander... by blessedsloth	Jan 9th, 2006 09:15:02 PM
I just noticed that Dante looks like Ricky Gervais, Kevin Smith by jrbarker	Jan 9th, 2006 09:17:47 PM
...oh and Kevin Smith wife is dog ugly. by jrbarker	Jan 9th, 2006 09:19:34 PM
clerks came out in 1994... hence not 13 years ago. by therightclique	Jan 9th, 2006 09:22:08 PM
what did smith say about family guy? by Freakemovie	Jan 9th, 2006 09:26:59 PM
Kev, I love ya man, but right after "Waiting?" by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 9th, 2006 09:30:07 PM
This trailer was pure genius. by Thumper2k1	Jan 9th, 2006 09:30:27 PM
they should just have rosario dawson smile up at the camera and by MiltonWaddams	Jan 9th, 2006 09:34:01 PM
Won't see this in theatres, but I might watch it on DVD on a by indiephantom	Jan 9th, 2006 09:35:20 PM
Fuck yeah, this buys me a few more years of Silent Bob on Hallow by Horseflesh	Jan 9th, 2006 09:44:23 PM
he hates Family Guy??? by Captain Katanga	Jan 9th, 2006 09:49:29 PM
clerks II in technicolor? by slder78	Jan 9th, 2006 09:59:13 PM
the hacks are back! by gandhalf	Jan 9th, 2006 09:59:50 PM
If you ever needed proof that Kevin Smith hasn't grown as a by LeiaDown&FuckHer	Jan 9th, 2006 10:12:19 PM
ONE WORD: Anthrax by Darth_Dumbass	Jan 9th, 2006 10:36:58 PM
Smith... here is my teaser trailer.... will you face me for a "s by The_Lion	Jan 9th, 2006 10:43:02 PM
Is that Jason Mewes? The guy looks totally different. by warp11	Jan 9th, 2006 10:44:50 PM
why add Rosario Dawson? by warp11	Jan 9th, 2006 10:48:35 PM
Smith's wife looks like she's about 4000 years old in th by Angry Mean Panda	Jan 9th, 2006 10:50:09 PM
Rosario Dawson naked... by mustang_dvs	Jan 9th, 2006 11:01:42 PM
That was pretty corny, The_Lion... by crazyeyezkillah	Jan 9th, 2006 11:03:26 PM
WTF? There's a dude named 'Earthquake' in it. by The Wrong Guy	Jan 9th, 2006 11:06:25 PM
Why is it in color? by Prior Walter	Jan 9th, 2006 11:06:31 PM
lol, nigger, call me by The_Lion	Jan 9th, 2006 11:07:28 PM
Dante was always out of shape, but Randal? by aSTRESSEDavenger	Jan 9th, 2006 11:11:07 PM
The Lion, The Plan, and The Towelhead by Darth Philbin	Jan 9th, 2006 11:14:41 PM
...and then by Darth Philbin	Jan 9th, 2006 11:19:32 PM
Darth Philbin, you and all the negroes are gonna be.... by The_Lion	Jan 9th, 2006 11:28:28 PM
points for using berserk music in that trailer by 81666	Jan 9th, 2006 11:28:53 PM
5 bucks on The Lion... by drewATX	Jan 9th, 2006 11:33:32 PM
BERSERK is my favorite story ever. by The_Lion	Jan 9th, 2006 11:34:56 PM
the plan by tbransonlives	Jan 9th, 2006 11:36:57 PM
I CHALLENGE... by drewATX	Jan 9th, 2006 11:39:49 PM
I nominate The_Lion as most annoying talkbacker ever by Chief Redcock	Jan 9th, 2006 11:45:24 PM
Did anyone even see Waiting? by brendahamLincoln	Jan 9th, 2006 11:48:38 PM
The_Lion vs Smith by El_Barstardo	Jan 9th, 2006 11:49:18 PM
I actually read The Lion's book... by Smalltown	Jan 9th, 2006 11:54:44 PM
What? by RobTheIdiot	Jan 10th, 2006 12:12:06 AM
The Anthrax music works for this... by Thirteen 13	Jan 10th, 2006 12:28:09 AM
View Askew by Mr.Soap	Jan 10th, 2006 12:30:54 AM
"I nominate The_Lion as most annoying talkbacker ever" by Thirteen 13	Jan 10th, 2006 12:33:14 AM
I think The Lion and his crew should battle... by JustinSane	Jan 10th, 2006 12:38:06 AM
a former CIA operative comes to view religion itself as the gre by Alonzo Mosely	Jan 10th, 2006 12:47:26 AM
Awesome trailer. by Mr. Anderson	Jan 10th, 2006 01:14:07 AM
And by "Kevin Smith's hot wife" you mean... by CerebralAssassin	Jan 10th, 2006 01:21:40 AM
Smith hasn't been funny since........ hmm...Ever. by all	Jan 10th, 2006 01:54:58 AM
This TRAILER is a TRICK!!! by Hideo Kojima	Jan 10th, 2006 02:19:22 AM
hey Lion by BendersShinyAss	Jan 10th, 2006 02:46:01 AM
WTFis the internet?!?!?! by EbenBolter	Jan 10th, 2006 02:57:29 AM
I kinda liked it, BendersShinyAss... by crazyeyezkillah	Jan 10th, 2006 03:00:38 AM
i typed a huge long talkback.... by rebel299	Jan 10th, 2006 03:15:06 AM
I have no trailer and I must scream by BannedOnTheRun	Jan 10th, 2006 03:36:38 AM
BendersShinyAss by kuryakin	Jan 10th, 2006 03:59:02 AM
slder2 - You need to be smacked down for unjustified hatin'. by Trader Groucho 2	Jan 10th, 2006 04:03:33 AM
I just watched Bender's trailer without sound, and all I hav by Alonzo Mosely	Jan 10th, 2006 04:08:36 AM
fuck you all by pants009	Jan 10th, 2006 04:17:33 AM
Oh shit I forgot by pants009	Jan 10th, 2006 04:32:39 AM
sorry for swearing by pants009	Jan 10th, 2006 04:35:24 AM
Nice trailer, Bender by eg4190	Jan 10th, 2006 04:39:31 AM
fun trailer, odd talkback by Westoun	Jan 10th, 2006 04:39:32 AM
Hey, thanks to George Lucas, you too can make a film in your own by BendersShinyAss	Jan 10th, 2006 05:05:46 AM
My reaction was...WTF??? by Der-Rabe	Jan 10th, 2006 05:40:57 AM
What's with all the catty comments about Kevin's wife? by Ribbons	Jan 10th, 2006 05:51:27 AM
can anyone tell me why eddie murphy isn't doing dr. dolittle by jig98	Jan 10th, 2006 06:17:25 AM
I assumed all the wife insults were made by all the slimline, st by Lone Fox	Jan 10th, 2006 06:29:26 AM
Hey Lion by Ultimo The Duck	Jan 10th, 2006 06:37:44 AM
I'd rather eat my own shit than see this movie. by Drunken Rage	Jan 10th, 2006 06:53:48 AM
Greatest trailer of all time... by Razorback	Jan 10th, 2006 06:54:43 AM
I agree with the above poster. Lion, or "Tom Lowe"... whatever by Chief Redcock	Jan 10th, 2006 06:56:01 AM
by "the above poster," i mean Ultimo the Duck, natch by Chief Redcock	Jan 10th, 2006 06:56:54 AM
THE PLAN looks like every bad... by Razorback	Jan 10th, 2006 07:16:58 AM
doing what a 'teaser' should... tease by frankenchr1st	Jan 10th, 2006 07:19:12 AM
What a coincidence - I'D rather you eat your own shit than s by squidman	Jan 10th, 2006 07:29:18 AM
The Plan teaser by Ultimo The Duck	Jan 10th, 2006 07:56:55 AM
You know, The_Lion... by DocPazuzu	Jan 10th, 2006 07:58:02 AM
Clerks II - Older and Fatter by Teh Suk	Jan 10th, 2006 08:02:16 AM
Rosario Dawson.... by oh_riginal	Jan 10th, 2006 08:02:22 AM
The_Lion=Bennie Blanco from the Bronx by Citizen Arcane	Jan 10th, 2006 08:06:01 AM
The_Lion exemplifies everything that is wrong with movies today by Tony Mike Hall	Jan 10th, 2006 08:40:48 AM
hey Rage and squidman, why don't you both go eat some of the by Peven	Jan 10th, 2006 08:46:33 AM
Ummmm wow.. duh.. by Randall Flagg	Jan 10th, 2006 08:50:03 AM
The_Lion = piece of shit by jrbarker	Jan 10th, 2006 09:10:32 AM
shitty sequels are always shitty by vicious_bastard	Jan 10th, 2006 09:12:51 AM
You guys are spending a lot of time explaining to everyone how y by Citizen Arcane	Jan 10th, 2006 09:43:23 AM
Okay, Peven, I get it. Mine was a poorly written post - what I M by squidman	Jan 10th, 2006 09:44:01 AM
moviemack by DocPazuzu	Jan 10th, 2006 09:46:51 AM
Dantes face by riskebiz	Jan 10th, 2006 09:55:50 AM
its all about the syntax, squidman. peace by Peven	Jan 10th, 2006 09:57:50 AM
This Movie Will Tank In The Theatres, But Do Well On DVD / Rosa by ZombieSolutions	Jan 10th, 2006 09:58:01 AM
Let me tell you exactly HOW I'm not going to see this: I' by Buck Turgidson	Jan 10th, 2006 10:00:22 AM
hmmmmm.... by occams_razor	Jan 10th, 2006 10:01:19 AM
"I'd rather eat my own shit than see this movie." - Drunken by Quin the Eskimo	Jan 10th, 2006 10:01:48 AM
G SHow: Season 1 - Disc 2 by Buck Turgidson	Jan 10th, 2006 10:02:18 AM
I don't think it'll tank. by Citizen Arcane	Jan 10th, 2006 10:02:54 AM
And Smiths wife by Quin the Eskimo	Jan 10th, 2006 10:02:55 AM
I don't know what's funnier... by Mr Nice Gaius	Jan 10th, 2006 10:04:05 AM
"I only hang here a couple times a week" by DocPazuzu	Jan 10th, 2006 10:11:56 AM
"Mr. Nice Gauis exemplifies everything that's wrong with guy by DocPazuzu	Jan 10th, 2006 10:18:12 AM
haha. regardless of any bitchslapping going on between you and p by BendersShinyAss	Jan 10th, 2006 10:24:20 AM
So, you went from "Thuperman" to "Duperman"? by DocPazuzu	Jan 10th, 2006 10:25:50 AM
However! by BendersShinyAss	Jan 10th, 2006 10:27:47 AM
Let's call a fast food place a fast food place by Heckles	Jan 10th, 2006 10:29:13 AM
RE: "Generation Dumbass doesn't need to catch on..." by Mr Nice Gaius	Jan 10th, 2006 10:29:20 AM
Wow, moviemack shows up and the TB goes from 0 to retarded in le by Citizen Arcane	Jan 10th, 2006 10:36:47 AM
the worst part about fast food franchises is that they are alway by HypeEndsHere	Jan 10th, 2006 10:37:33 AM
Generation Dumbass"? Wha does that even mean? by Quin the Eskimo	Jan 10th, 2006 10:42:09 AM
in my neck of the woods by BendersShinyAss	Jan 10th, 2006 10:55:10 AM
moviemack is a member of "generation tool" by Peven	Jan 10th, 2006 11:09:39 AM
Lion by SLEAZY DINOSAUR	Jan 10th, 2006 11:15:48 AM
SLEAZY DINOSAUR by DocPazuzu	Jan 10th, 2006 11:25:08 AM
The Lion...like nearly anything, I'll give it a chance. I&# by R.C. the "Wise"	Jan 10th, 2006 11:25:28 AM
As far as those hating/questioning on Rosario being in this film by R.C. the "Wise"	Jan 10th, 2006 11:27:32 AM
My Dear Moviemack... by Tony Mike Hall	Jan 10th, 2006 12:09:26 PM
"Mr. Nice Gauis exemplifies everything that's wrong with guy by Big Jim	Jan 10th, 2006 12:10:36 PM
made up words by slone13	Jan 10th, 2006 12:16:45 PM
Flip by Quin the Eskimo	Jan 10th, 2006 12:23:45 PM
Smith has talked a gang of shit in this forum... by The_Lion	Jan 10th, 2006 12:28:25 PM
The-Lion by Quin the Eskimo	Jan 10th, 2006 12:35:28 PM
Flip63hole, despite having a cool name... by Some Dude	Jan 10th, 2006 12:37:22 PM
sonic boom by Krangelus	Jan 10th, 2006 12:39:06 PM
The Lion: Good luck! by Some Dude	Jan 10th, 2006 12:39:17 PM
"attacked me a couple times just because I expressed my opinion by Peven	Jan 10th, 2006 12:43:03 PM
sniff by BendersShinyAss	Jan 10th, 2006 12:45:37 PM
this movie is gonna be da bomb. nooch by warsinthesun	Jan 10th, 2006 12:46:14 PM
Big Jim by Mr Nice Gaius	Jan 10th, 2006 12:46:35 PM
Lion by Quin the Eskimo	Jan 10th, 2006 12:47:43 PM
Donnie Darko by BendersShinyAss	Jan 10th, 2006 12:50:08 PM
is it me... by dubsy	Jan 10th, 2006 12:59:15 PM
Smith & Family Guy answer............ by Doom II	Jan 10th, 2006 01:02:46 PM
Wow...lots of fun stuff in here today. by Childe Roland	Jan 10th, 2006 01:03:10 PM
childe, you reminded me of something too by BendersShinyAss	Jan 10th, 2006 01:26:35 PM
Ah ha! Success!! here's what you reminded me of, Childe by BendersShinyAss	Jan 10th, 2006 01:33:48 PM
Ha! Now I know! by Childe Roland	Jan 10th, 2006 01:53:03 PM
"Um, now let's see what DocPasnoozu has to say about that." by DocPazuzu	Jan 10th, 2006 02:41:33 PM
"Um, you're a cunt" -- I second that emotion. by Mr Nice Gaius	Jan 10th, 2006 02:58:54 PM
the lion sleeps tonight by haiku tunnel	Jan 10th, 2006 03:02:33 PM
yeah, that was funny, doc. by mocky_puppet	Jan 10th, 2006 03:16:17 PM
All of you "Talkbackers"... by SouthSide_2010	Jan 10th, 2006 03:21:19 PM
moviemack, YOU'RE the one who was giving the credit to yours by Peven	Jan 10th, 2006 03:28:39 PM
Is Kevin Smith Dried Up? by cabsau	Jan 10th, 2006 03:51:40 PM
The_Lione: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A SCREEN-OFF!!! by nomad202	Jan 10th, 2006 04:03:12 PM
Teaser Competition: by crazyeyezkillah	Jan 10th, 2006 04:17:46 PM
Someone said Affleck was in the trailer?? by The Dubliner	Jan 10th, 2006 04:22:27 PM
"not grown one iota since the first Clerks as a director" = hors by Tall_Boy	Jan 10th, 2006 04:40:42 PM
BendersShinyAss, only a bearded Mel Gibson smokin' a doobie by Chief Redcock	Jan 10th, 2006 04:43:25 PM
PS, The_Lion sucks his own dick by Chief Redcock	Jan 10th, 2006 04:44:19 PM
nomad202 and Batman Beyond Reboot by one9deuce	Jan 10th, 2006 04:46:53 PM
Saw a lot of trailers today... by Tony Mike Hall	Jan 10th, 2006 05:01:38 PM
Do words fuck? by Chet Hudson	Jan 10th, 2006 05:05:45 PM
The sequel will be called Plan B by BannedOnTheRun	Jan 10th, 2006 05:33:08 PM
The_Lion by one9deuce	Jan 10th, 2006 05:48:37 PM
Rosario Dawson is fucking hot. by Truth0ne	Jan 10th, 2006 06:39:06 PM
This Talkback Thread Has A Menacing Vibe That Speaks To Me by skoobyx	Jan 10th, 2006 08:13:16 PM
Oh And I Wanted To Say by skoobyx	Jan 10th, 2006 08:18:33 PM
Aw, c'mon... by kintar0	Jan 10th, 2006 08:22:39 PM
Wait... by Smalltown	Jan 10th, 2006 08:57:58 PM
Excellent Trailer... by Bronzewood	Jan 10th, 2006 09:05:08 PM
Uh, Dustin? by crazyeyezkillah	Jan 10th, 2006 09:15:57 PM
Not anymore by Bronzewood	Jan 10th, 2006 09:22:48 PM
Holy shit! by Jaka	Jan 10th, 2006 09:33:38 PM
"Clerks 2: Older and Fatter", now there's a good subtitle. by negasonic	Jan 10th, 2006 11:45:23 PM
Kevin, I think you got our attention by Oliviscus	Jan 11th, 2006 02:19:11 AM
Hey Crazyeyekillah by Bronzewood	Jan 11th, 2006 02:47:30 AM
Hey moviemack. for a guy who claims to only visit this site two by Thirteen 13	Jan 11th, 2006 02:54:09 AM
poor ol Ringbearer by BendersShinyAss	Jan 11th, 2006 03:49:38 AM
'BendersShinyAss, only a bearded Mel Gibson smokin' a do by BendersShinyAss	Jan 11th, 2006 03:53:08 AM
Actually, Bender... by DocPazuzu	Jan 11th, 2006 04:02:56 AM
my bad, Pazu by BendersShinyAss	Jan 11th, 2006 04:13:27 AM
So Kevin can rip on Family Guy in the commentary for his animate by Citizen Arcane	Jan 11th, 2006 06:01:02 AM
Hight Art - that's what this is. by Mr Bungle	Jan 11th, 2006 08:15:03 AM
Ringbearer and Goatzinger by Mr Nice Gaius	Jan 11th, 2006 09:20:41 AM
i hear ya Arcane by Peven	Jan 11th, 2006 09:38:48 AM
Mr. Nice Gaius by DocPazuzu	Jan 11th, 2006 10:05:22 AM
I enjoy Kevin Smith's films by Oldmangimper	Jan 11th, 2006 10:10:44 AM
re Ringbearer by DocPazuzu	Jan 11th, 2006 10:16:17 AM
Doc Paz by Mr Nice Gaius	Jan 11th, 2006 10:25:05 AM
Yeah, anti-semitic posts in a "Munich" TB would probably do the by Mr Nice Gaius	Jan 11th, 2006 10:31:22 AM
RE: "since when was Smith's stuff anything but low brow or m by Citizen Arcane	Jan 11th, 2006 11:05:16 AM
haha yay!!! Best trailer I've seen in a long time by Jon E Cin	Jan 11th, 2006 11:13:02 AM
Goat Zinger.... by BendersShinyAss	Jan 11th, 2006 11:13:12 AM
re the Zinger by DocPazuzu	Jan 11th, 2006 11:22:57 AM
Only the most utter moron would think "Jurassic Kong" was funny. by morGoth	Jan 11th, 2006 11:41:27 AM
Strange and indecipherable... by morGoth	Jan 11th, 2006 11:44:33 AM
morGoth by DocPazuzu	Jan 11th, 2006 11:57:50 AM
Holy shite, Doc Paz by Mr Nice Gaius	Jan 11th, 2006 12:25:44 PM
Yeah, Doc... by Childe Roland	Jan 11th, 2006 12:39:41 PM
MorGoth, how dare you knock Jurassic kong by BendersShinyAss	Jan 11th, 2006 12:44:01 PM
Ah, yes... by DocPazuzu	Jan 11th, 2006 12:51:19 PM
by Jon Zuckerman	Jan 11th, 2006 01:51:45 PM
Reading this talkback... by blackwood	Jan 11th, 2006 04:22:57 PM
PWN ME NOW KEVIN SMITH by BannedOnTheRun	Jan 11th, 2006 05:02:01 PM
I'm sold by martinsmith93	Jan 12th, 2006 01:20:40 PM

CLERKS 2 teaser is ready to check you out... would you like fries with that?

CLICK IT HERE AND CHOOSE YOUR OWN DESTINY!

User login

Reader Talkback

Quick Talkback

Talkbacks