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CLERKS 2 teaser is ready to check you out... would you like fries with that?
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here... was at an early screening when the trailer hit the web. Just got a chance to check it out and it strikes me as being very much an internet trailer... I mean, I saw the word fuck on a big bald dude's arm, so I doubt this is a greenbander for theaters. As a teaser, you get a glimpse at the world, but there's nothing much in there that we haven't already seen in some form on the Clerks 2 Production Diaries. Love that donkey mouth, though, but who doesn't?
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to piss off the masses by singing K Smith's praises. God, help me - I love his stuff!
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Showed you enough stuff to get you excited excited but didn't give away any of the jokes...well, except that one at the end. Nice job, Kevin.
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This teaser rocks the fuckn' house!
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I wonder if talkbackers get slammed in this one?
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Yep. Me and my Windows Media Player editor. Took me all of 5 minutes. And thank GOD I had that Anthrax mp3 in my 20 gb harddrive. Whew!!!!
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And made a crappy movie about it.
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pleeeeeeeeeease!
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Mewes looks like he's been doing some HARD stuff. And Rosario Dawson may in fact be perfect. physically.
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Jan 09, 2006 7:12:12 PM CST
nice to see Dante working in some Just For Men product placement
by hypeendshere
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Jan 09, 2006 7:12:23 PM CST
They've been talking about it for most of the day now in the
by citizen arcane
Timely. Anyway, very good editing job with the trailer. Don't know about the guys being fast food servers instead of clerks. I hope "Waiting" didn't take all their jokes.
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Considering all of its executives (but one) were killed in Dogma
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ty kevin smith
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I'd be afraid Kevin Smith would get his own talkback again and make some crude joke about semen and my mother or some rehashed gay joke. Oh, what the hell...it sucked.
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it was a teaser, that's it. i had no idea they were going to be working in fast food - but i like how the whole universe sort of comes together with Mooby. it looks like it has potential, but the random hotties (blonde chick and Rosario) really stick out among the pasty white guys. no complaints though.
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I don't know what the trailer looks like, my work computer won't let me use quicktime...any way it's available in Media player yet
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That's like a George Lucas trailer with all dialogue. Smith's visuals don't exactly drum up enthusiasm. This could still be good if the movie contains, you know, people talking. And I just noticed it for the first time, but Dante looks a lot like David Brent.
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I'll give Smith and friends my 10 bucks.
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Jan 09, 2006 7:25:36 PM CST
Yeah, the whole thing does rely on you already being a fan of th
by citizen arcane
It's a bit arrogant and self important. DANTE! RANDAL! JAY! SILENT BOB! See it! Fine, I will. I don't know what the people who don't know who the fuck any of those people are will say. But then it is just a teaser
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and i mean that in a bad way
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You're right, it's nothing we haven't already seen at this point. Seems a little soon to be putting anything out, I mean they just wrapped on this thing didn't they? I'd rather they waited to give us something substanstial than give us a montage clip and hype it as a trailer.
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And that blonde was Mrs Smith/Jennifer Schwalbach, right? So, she's no longer a journalist and is an actress now? Wow, let's see a Jessica Simpson pull *that* stretch.
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Here come the fat jokes. Randal was always the funniest character Smith ever created. I will probably see this. I know how much KC likes the rapes and I saw a bit of both the loathesome Affleck and creepy Scientologist Jason Lee, so maybe one of them will get raped in this flick.
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Rosario Dawson bounce up and down some more. I have NEVER seen anyone even close to that hotness level work at a fast food place. If that were the case, I might even start eating fast food again.
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I think this should be awesome, if not ground breaking. It should also be fun to see if people who wanted Smith to get away from the Jay and Silent Bob Universe and ended up hating Jersey Girl will get behind this one.
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But I guess I'm kinda disappointed that we found out they go work at Mooby's. That would've been a fucking amazing reveal. It could be a good premise though, but some guy up there was right, I hope it doesn't turn into a "Waiting" with 30-year-olds. Actually, the more I think about it... this movie is fucked because of "Waiting." Still have to see it, and actually hope that Smith continues using the universe.
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there's a new Silent Hill Trailer at gametrailers.com and it's sweet!
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(copied from other article) I thought I remembered Smith saying that people like Affleck wouldn't be in the flick, that he'd be exploring his roots, so to speak; yet Affleck, Lee, and Suplee are all in the trailer. Granted they all look like they have small parts, but I thought he said he'd avoid even cameos. ::shrug:: Good to see Kevin Weisman (a.k.a. the only watchable part of Alias) in there though. I'm still looking forward to this, though still with mild trepidation.
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ewwwwwwwwwwww
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randall flagg's right. but that dialogue at the end was high-larious.
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Kevin has a deep seeded fear of success. So to make sure the film doesn't do TOO well he darkens his door with Affleck, if even for a brief cameo. With his poisonous box office mojo infecting the production, its ensured to not be too successful and lets Kevin keep it real.
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....how to use an html preloader script to make the trailer load as you watch it... like every other quicktime video on the net.
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...how to use the H.264 codec or hell, even Sorensen 3 to make smaller file sizes. This is ridiculous, and I have ultra DSL.
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Jan 09, 2006 8:46:24 PM CST
Lame. I'm about as hungry for Clerks 2 as I am Mallrats 2.
by buck turgidson
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That woman is so beautiful.
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Jan 09, 2006 8:52:42 PM CST
Give me an "H", Give me an "A", Give me a "C", Give me a "K"...W
by crackerfarmboy
I think you get the idea.
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Well, naked and fighting Colin Ferrel off, which does kind of ruin it. But she has fabulous boobies.
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It's been 13 years since Clerks 1. This film could pull in 13 million opening weekend...or in total 13 million. After this Smith should try a Wood Allen (sounds like a drink) and make some sort of Match Point type film. Something you'd look at that you'd never associate Smith doing. How about a court room drama like A Few Good Men. Or a period (ha ha period) piece like Lion in the Winter. You get what I'm saying. Something that has great dialogue but could have been made by other directors yet being made by Smith is just that much more amazing. That's my advice for Smith make a movie that's all talking but talking from a genre some consider dead.
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Damn I forgot to type y for Woody.
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Jan 09, 2006 9:09:06 PM CST
Trailer looked funny. The movie will be funny. Kevin Smith is do
by doom ii
No other director is as loyal to his fans as Kevin is. Sure, he's not everyone's taste, but who is? Michael Bay? George Lucas? Rob Reiner? Cameron Crowe? All those directors have fans and all have haters, but NONE are as kind to their fans as Kevin is. He realizes that he has a nice house, lots of extra cash and a chance to make more movies thanks to his fans. I am not a Smith apologist either. I do not like Dogma or Jersey Girl so much, but am a big Clerks, Mallrats & Amy fan. I have met 5 directors in my life and Kevin is one of the nicest in person (although a bit stressed out at Vulgarthon). My ONLY 3 beefs with Smith is his willingness to whore himself out on shitty tv shows (Tonight Show, Yes Dear, Veronica Mars, Degrassi), his insistence on putting his ex-journalist (non-acting) wife in everything now and his hatred of Family Guy. Other than that, he's cool.
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Well, that's one thing we'd agree on. Family Guy sucks.
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Jan 09, 2006 9:14:55 PM CST
Wasn't this going to be a continuation of the cartoon?
by anna valerious
It was going to be called "Clerks 2: Still Clerkin'" where Randall gets a bright idea to film a cinema verite documentary about their jobs...sound familiar? And about the animated series, I had always thought of the idea of having a bouncer outside the video store I used to work at, lining people up...and I'd prolly be just reading manga inside, not caring.
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Consider it rented.
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Jan 09, 2006 9:17:47 PM CST
I just noticed that Dante looks like Ricky Gervais, Kevin Smith
by jrbarker
That pretty much sums the Talkback remarks from all you people. No need to continue.
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Forgot about that one.
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so whatever you trying to say becomes instantly bullshit.
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Pisspoor timing, dude.
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Genius I tell you. It's loud music playing to scenes of people who appear to be having conversations with each other. Damn I want to see this movie.
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Jan 09, 2006 9:34:01 PM CST
they should just have rosario dawson smile up at the camera and
by miltonwaddams
swoon.
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Jan 09, 2006 9:35:20 PM CST
Won't see this in theatres, but I might watch it on DVD on a
by indiephantom
If the beer's cold and the pizza's warm, I can't see that not being a good double bill.
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Jan 09, 2006 9:44:23 PM CST
Fuck yeah, this buys me a few more years of Silent Bob on Hallow
by horseflesh
Free beer, free pot, ladies flirting, and I don't have to talk! Thank you, Kevin Smith. Because I kinda look like you I can put on a hat and a coat once a year and get fucked up for free.
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well that surprises me. Dont see how anyone could hate that show. You're guaranteed about 5 laugh out loud moments per show.
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Way to sell out man. If it's good enough for Spielberg, Hitchcock, and Clooney it should be good enough for you. Especially the Clooney part.
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Another mediocre sequel in perspective! way to go boys!
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Jan 09, 2006 10:12:19 PM CST
If you ever needed proof that Kevin Smith hasn't grown as a
by leiadown&fuckher
How completely fucking lame. The hardcore Smith devotees will love it of course, because, well Hell, they always do, I mean most of them even love Jersey Girl for fuck's sake, but I think pretty much everyone else is waking up to this particular one trick pony by now. After all, there's a damn good reason why he still hasn't had that break out hit, it's because most people are sick of watching the exact same shit only slightly moved around or set to slightly different backgrounds over and over and over again. And now that everyone knows exactly what to expect dialogue wise from Smith, and knows every damn beat that he throws out there backwards and forwards because he's put the same shit out there repackaged so many times, people are also waking up to the fact en masse that he can't direct for fucking shit. I mean people bitch about Paul Anderson or Michael Bay, but those guys are fucking artistes compared to Smith's lumbering and stylistically dead on arrival "point the camera in the right direction and shoot people talking" so called style. Succeed or fail I just wish he'd at least try something different, take some risks (and no, the cloyingly saccharine and disneyised Jersey Girl doesn't count), but at this point I don't think Smith has the balls to actually go out there are try to do something outside of his comfort zone, so all we get fed is the diminishing returns of the same stale old shit over and over and over again. As I said, how completely fucking lame.
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Thats freakin cool. And to use the rerecording with John Bush, no less...as a fan of both, Im all bunged up.
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Jan 09, 2006 10:43:02 PM CST
Smith... here is my teaser trailer.... will you face me for a "s
by the_lion
http://www.digitallions.org/aghanscene.html That's a link to my "teaser," Kev. There it is. I bet my last fuckin dollar that my movie, "The Plan," will school any fuckin Kevin Smith movie you want to put up against it. Kev, if you have any balls, step up and face me at a private screening in LA. Wilshire Screening Room. I want AICN talkbackers to attend. My name is Tom Lowe. Now you know who I am, fucker. Step up, motherfucker.
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Don't get me wrong, she is a great actress, but why add her to the cast?
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Jan 09, 2006 10:50:09 PM CST
Smith's wife looks like she's about 4000 years old in th
by angry mean panda
Damn.
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...it's called Google Image Search. And it's not the first time she's shown the goods on film. And the goods are soooo good.
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Most teasers let you know a little about the story. Your movie is about a dude who's chilling in the desert with a rifle, wearing a poncho, with a beard, apparently. Rad. You really probably shouldn't have put your phone number on your website, either.
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Jeeesus Christ! I wonder how his cousin Hurricane is doing?
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Or why was the first not in color? No matter, but seeing it's a sequel, consistency would have been nice.
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If you thought my teaser was whack, cool. I think it's pretty good. if you wanna talk about it, rning me, nigga. my cell is listed, and it's on.
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Man, he's aged terribly. And Mewes is fucking unrecognizable.
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...well I thought it was pretty badass. I didn't read a goddamn thing about the plot of the movie but put a dude with a beard in the fucking mountains in jedi robes and I am sold. I hope he shoots fuckers and stuff. And I hope he is an American, like Rambo or Snake Plisken. Good luck. I want 2 tickets to Sundance or worst case scenario, a preview copy of the direct to Blockbuster deal.
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I read the plot. Sold, solid. It's like "Wisdom" for liberals. Even Jesus hated organized religion. I know. I read the book. P.S. In the sequel, please blow lots of shit up in Utah.
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Chillin in my hotel room at Sundance, 2007. I will submit a Sundance rough cut in Oct 2006. Smith will be curled up on the floor after getting bitchslapped at the Wilshire Screening Room in October....lol
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but two different genres, remember
the power of the mindless slaves can be nasty.
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x-military, huh? That guy would gnaw Kevin Smith's face off and use the blood to polish his rifle. An Evening With the Lion: Roar Harder would be an instant classic methinks. I don't have anything against KS though. Clerks and Chasing Amy were excellent. He has really created his own Universe and manufactured his success from the ground up. Its all about likeability and Smith is pretty much the most likeable guy on z planet. By the way, I respect all of you.
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Kevin doesn't have the balls to face me. He talks mad shit about "Motherfuckers use fake names to talk about me!"... but I am using my real name. Will Kevin step up, or not? I have written a novel, and had it published, in hardback and paper, by Simon & Schuster.... the most prestigious publisher on the planet. Does Kevin have the balls to face me in a screen off?
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Actually sounds pretty darn interesting
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Peter North to a cum-off...Oh sorry, wrong talkback. I meant to go to aintitcum.com
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nothing he says is ever really THAT offensive... he just bugs me. And who the fuck would name themselves "The Lion"? Get your head out of C.S. Lewis' ass, dude.
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What the hell does Waiting have to do with anything? Oh dear, people work in a food related industry, better release it 5 years later, just in case people get Clerks 2 confused with that movie with the Milonakis kid. PS - Rosario hates when the little spermies get caught between her teeth.
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Hahaha! I love it! Finally someone stepped up to Smith's challenge and proved they arn't a nobody virgin living in there parents basement. This will really test Smiths character - someone has backed their claims up - is Smith big enough to do the same. And I have to admit, for a 'trailer' with 1 scene of nothing happening, the plan actually looked interesting.
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"Delusional Film-School Pissant". It's a really chilling look into the mind of a failing independent filmmaker... think Bowfinger except not at all likable in any way... who, having exhausted all sane avenues toward making his movie as he's not really that talented, has a nervous breakdown and comes out the other side believing that if he can childishly insult an established an successful filmmaker on an internet page long enough, that filmmaker will love him for his "honesty" and be his best friend and find him a studio backer and bring him food and water and smite his enemies and stroke his hair as he goes to sleep at night. He's obsessed with the idea that if he can just trick him into meeting him and seeing his student film, even if it's through adversarial internet flaming, he will look at his movie and they will lock eyes and open-mouthed kiss and all his dreams will come true. It's this sad hilarious hideous kind of a cross between "The King of Comedy" and that Eminem song "Stan" and, oddly, "Tales of a Fourth-Grade Nothing". It's a really uplifting work, in that, you're really uplifted in knowing that at least you're not that guy. Had no idea it was a novel, though, got it in the autobiography section.
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You people are just plain nutty. People complaining about what movie KS finally decides to do are some of the same morons complaining about everything Lucas did. No one owes you anything! And I agree with brendaham, like Waiting is the pinnacle of moviemaking. Sure, it's probably got a lot of the same audience, but who gives two shits? And I know it's been said a thousand times, but you knew it when you clicked on the link, didn't you, you knew that you were get on the talkback and bitch about it. God, some of you people are just dense. Why the hell am I wasting my time doing this? What the hell is this world coming to?
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I like it. It works. Now does this mean "Passion of the Clerks" has been dropped for the title "Clerks 2". I hope so. "Clerks 2" works just fine. I love the LOTR dialogue on the end. I'm starting to get excited about this now.
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I could have sworn I read somewhere that "Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back" was going to be the last movie in the View Askew universe and that Smith was going to concentrate on other projects outside of that particular world.
What the hell happened?
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...the folks over at www.businessmanmovie.com
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Jan 10, 2006 12:47:26 AM CST
a former CIA operative comes to view religion itself as the gre
by alonzo mosely
I am sensing a lack of dick jokes...
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It had Kevin Smith's hot wife, Rosario Dawson, Jason Lee sporting his Earl 'stache, and Marshall Flinkman. And it appears that this film will tackle the important issue of geekdom transferring it's collective obsession from Star Wars to Lord of the Rings. And also Kevin Smith's hot wife.
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Kevin Smith's dried up ho bag. Why did he marry someone 20 years older than him. C'mon, Kev!
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All of this either takes place at the end of the movie or in a dream sequence... most of the film takes place at the good old quick stop. my two cents...
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you surprise me for someone claiming to be a film maker. All you do is talk shit to everyone, revel in your own self stated superiority, and post a trailer that really wasn't that exciting. Here, wanna see mine? http://media.putfile.com/equidtrailerwmv I admit it's notging really fantastic. but it was never really meant to be. I just love making films. And I don't hang shit on other film makers. I band with them in a kindred kind of way.
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The Internet is a communication device that allows people the world over to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. Here's what we're looking for: "Movie PoopShoot.com" "PoopChute." Yeaaahhh.
This is a site full of militant movie buffs: sad bastards who live in their parents' basements, downloading scripts and trading what they believe to be inside info about movies and actors they despise yet can't stop discussing. This is where you go if you wanna hear frustrated would-be filmmakers mouth off with their two-bit, arm-chair-director's opinions on how they all could've made a better Episode One....
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Napoleon Dynamite and Rake Yohn meets Timecop. Way more engaging than The Plan, which isn't even suited to sniff The Businessman's ass.
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but then i guess my drunken ass misstyped my password. fuck. oh well. to sum it up in a few words, why the color? i love most of smith's movies, but why the switch? thats what made it feel so much more real. i've worked many a hour behind a convenience store counter (by family obligation much more than choice), and i just have to say that the B&W of the original clerks made it seem that much realer. ok. enough rambling. i just hope that its worth my 8 bucks when i go watch it
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So, take the rest of the day off. Nothing to see here.
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I quite liked your trailer - especially yer man's cheeky glance at the girls tits at the end. And the effects look about ten times better than Dogma as well
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Jan 10, 2006 4:03:33 AM CST
slder2 - You need to be smacked down for unjustified hatin'.
by trader groucho 2
If he'd had the bread, he'd probably have done the first one in color. And has he done ANYTHING involving these characters since the original Clerks in black and white?
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Jan 10, 2006 4:08:36 AM CST
I just watched Bender's trailer without sound, and all I hav
by alonzo mosely
Get a haircut and nice tits...
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great fucking laugh at the end of that trailer. I smiled the whole way through and then I was topped off by the one ring thing. Right fucking on. Great Trailer.
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Wait since I commented on this website I might as well talk about how "shitty" something is... "I hate movies"... "I hate entertainment" blah blah blah Serenity is awesome... I will again ask this question of the talkbackers. Why do you hate so much? If you spend ANY of your time on this website which (I believe) was made for people who love movies, why does everybody who ever "talksback" fucking hate everything they ever see? Rock on Kevin Smith. Rock on anybody working in the movie business. I'm working on getting there, but it's fucking hard.
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I felt it was needed.
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Looks like you worked in some inventive effects on a small budget. The digital age has produced way too many pretentious, talentless Fellini wannabes; I'm always happy to see digital work that doesn't take itself too seriously and has fun with the limitations of the medium, rather than trying to make the next 8 1/2 for $5,000.
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How in the fuck does such a small clip bring out such lunacy? I thought it was pretty fucking funny myself. Nothing earth-shattering, but then it's not meant to be. Yet most of the nay-sayers are acting like Smith just shat in their mouth. Or maybe they're upset that he didn't. The Lion certainly seems upset about something. In any case, Smith's made me laugh enough in the past to pay to see this one.
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Jan 10, 2006 5:05:46 AM CST
Hey, thanks to George Lucas, you too can make a film in your own
by bendersshinyass
It'll take you prob a year in post though. hehe. Thats what I love about Kevin Smith doing what he's doing. He's just making his own films, his way. He has a following and he goes with that. Champion film maker. But don't think for a second my effects are better than Dogma. Jesus, you don't see any shit monster in my film!
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I guess you need to be a fan...uh
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That shit is messed up. Plus it serves no real purpose other than to out you as a douche.
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and why is this coming out feb 17, the week after pink panther and curious george? {which by the way will both suck}
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Jan 10, 2006 6:29:26 AM CST
I assumed all the wife insults were made by all the slimline, st
by lone fox
The Bizarro appearances in Superman comics were always fun
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On what planet, exactly, would a Hollywood director with a studio backing accept a "private screening challenge" with some film school guy who hasn't been able to get the job done?
Bear with me, it makes no sense on a couple of levels. Firstly he's become accomplished in his field and while many folks don't like his movies, many folks DO like his movies. Everyone movie isn't for everyone and enough folks like his movies for him to have a contract with the Weinstein Co.
Secondly, from a business standpoint, why on earth would his bosses (Bob and Harvey) ever allow him to do such a thing, even if he felt like it?
You talk as if you're the better man for throwing out some childish chalkenge to screen your movie against his in a room full of people who don't like his movies. Chances are he'd still get the better reaction as these are the same folks who line up for Q and A's and ask their burning questions. What has he got to prove to you? The true challenge is getting your movie bought and released and building a career. You want to challenge the guy? At least be somewhat realistic about it. -
There are no worse directors today than Kevin Smith. None.
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Wait, I meant to say.... greatest trailer music of all time. :) I can't wait for this movie.
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Jan 10, 2006 6:56:01 AM CST
I agree with the above poster. Lion, or "Tom Lowe"... whatever
by chief redcock
Maybe you should have a "film-off" (in a circle, maybe?) with Vincent Gallo instead. You'd be competing for most pretentious amateur act EVER. I'm sure you could win that one hands down.
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Amateur movie one can see at every bad amateur movie festival in NYC. I laughed at the ridiculous framing of that long take.
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excellent, but hopefully Rosario only features in the trailer, not in the movie, or atleast gets gangraped by 280 dwarves and made into mincemeat and served at the burger joint. I retch in my parents basement where I live, natch.
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Jan 10, 2006 7:29:18 AM CST
What a coincidence - I'D rather you eat your own shit than s
by squidman
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Wasn't a teaser at all. It way more of a "Hey, I took my video camera on vacation with me, let's get some shit on tape."
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...it just might very well be that you have some talent when it comes to motion pictures (although that teaser was a bit too bland to decide from). However, there are a couple of things wrong with the way you choose to make your presence known here. First of all, you're acting like a complete asshole. If you had been a little bit more friendly, humble or at the very least sportsmanlike, I'm sure people would not make too much of an issue with any perceived flaws they may find in your work. With your attitude, though, even the slightest weakness in your film will be seized upon and used to beat you into a figurative pulp by anyone who thinks you're a wanker (there will be quite a few). Being self-confident and convinced of the righteousness of one's chosen path in life is all good and dandy, but being a dick is just that: being a dick. If Vincent Gallo can't get away with it, why on Earth would you think you'd be any better at it? Second of all, challenging KS to a film-off is truly sad. I enjoy most of the guy's movies, but he's not exactly the epitome of cinematic art or some unassailable fortress of Wellesian stature, the crashing down of which at your mighty hands will win you fortune and acclaim across the civilized world. And how exactly do you judge a cinematic competition between a lightweight, geekcentristic, comedic film and what looks to be a dour, self-important meditation on all things Tom Lowe?
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Ever since she got rid of that mole, she looks 10 times hotter than I remember.
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Remember in Carlito's Way, John Leguizamo was a small time dealer tryig to get Al Pacino's attention through the whole film and he kept being ridiculed and ignored? Watch out Kev, The_Lion's going to put a cap in your ass.
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I really do!
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Jan 10, 2006 8:40:48 AM CST
The_Lion exemplifies everything that is wrong with movies today
by tony mike hall
When did it become about kicking someone's ass or whose is bigger and better and who sucks and who swallows? If you're a filmmaker, isn't it supposed to be about art? Kevin's got his vision and you have yours. Live and let live, man. Leave the antagonistic bullshit to the studio execs butchering each other with sub-standard producer-driven films. And quit saying "motherfucker" so much - it makes it sound like you're a prepubescent moron - it's childish, act your age.
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Jan 10, 2006 8:44:24 AM CST
Now The_Lion must go to every screening of every movie of every
by derlanghaarige
Or otherwise he is...I don't know and don't care. (P.S: Why are you posting this on AICN and not on Smith's site?)
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Sure took me long enough to realize that was Anthrax's Among The Living playing in the trailer. ATL is, of course, a song about Randall Flagg... in a Clerks 2 trailer... hmmmmmmmm..
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I'm not a huge Smith fan either. But this "Lion" chap is a total turd. I can't even believe I'm wasting 15 seconds of my life typing about him right now.
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Whole thing reeks of desperation.
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Jan 10, 2006 9:43:23 AM CST
You guys are spending a lot of time explaining to everyone how y
by citizen arcane
Yes, this film will most likely only appeal to fans of the original who aren't tired of the Askiewniverse. I don't think anyone is denying that. I don't know what point some of you are trying to make. Except The_Lion, he's just an ankle biting choad.
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Jan 10, 2006 9:44:01 AM CST
Okay, Peven, I get it. Mine was a poorly written post - what I M
by squidman
What I MEANT to say was: What a coincidence - I'D rather you eat your own shit than for YOU to see this movie, too.
I, on the other hand, would like to see it. Randall's cool.
Sorry, Peven
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Read his posts, fuckwit. And then provide us with an example of when Scorsese used "motherfucker" repeatedly in an interview or discussion outside of actual lines in his films. If you're going to pop in this late in a discussion like the half-assed gadfly-in-a-box you usually are, at least read the relevant posts beforehand -- it might make you seem a bit more intelligent than you actually are.
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Something happened after the success of the original Clerks, because Dante looks like his face had has been through 1,00,000 spa's since then. It's too manicured and shiny. Almost plastic. Don't mean to be mean, but it does.
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Jan 10, 2006 9:58:01 AM CST
This Movie Will Tank In The Theatres, But Do Well On DVD / Rosa
by zombiesolutions
thats about all I got to say.
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Jan 10, 2006 10:00:22 AM CST
Let me tell you exactly HOW I'm not going to see this: I'
by buck turgidson
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1) Rosario Dawson looks quite attractive in this movie. Though it's funny to think of her back in her "Kids" days.
2) The_Lion, I was going to watch your trailer until you started using racial slurs. That's weak.
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Jan 10, 2006 10:01:48 AM CST
"I'd rather eat my own shit than see this movie." - Drunken
by quin the eskimo
SIr, I'll call that bluff.
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I like the first Clerks though.
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If Smith was smart, the thing didn't cost more than $7 mill. Surely it can make that back in the theaters.
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is good looking. Only morons marry purly on looks anyway.
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That the guy's TalkBack handle is "The_Lion" (Oooohhh the Lion!) or that Moviemack keeps using his patented "Generation Dumbass" reference as if it's going to catch on.
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Except when you spent your entire vacation on AICN during the weeks leading up to Batman Begins.
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Jan 10, 2006 10:18:12 AM CST
"Mr. Nice Gauis exemplifies everything that's wrong with guy
by docpazuzu
Your hate-fu is weak, moviemack.
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Jan 10, 2006 10:24:20 AM CST
haha. regardless of any bitchslapping going on between you and p
by bendersshinyass
You did come into this rather late and picked up on loose threads and brought on the authority. It was funny to watch. It was funny to see you called on it. and it's piss funny watching you go down in flames now. Seriously dude. The Lion IS whats wrong with modern film makers. And YOU are whats wrong with modern talkbackers
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I guess there really was something to the accusations of you "true" Superman fans having sexual identity problems.
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Generation Dumbass does make me laugh. Or rather it did. I personally call it Generation dipshit, but thats just me. But it's 'choad' that REALLY cracks me up. That word is magic. What does it mean??
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The only 30-something people that work at a fast food joint are crackheads, tweekers or retarded. Which is it, KS? And never, ever would anyone as hot as Rosario Dawson spend more time at a fast food place than however long it takes to go through the drive thru, binge and throw it up on the way home.
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Moviemack - "Planet of the Apes"? Wha???!!! Come on, dude. I've never even seen it. But I know exactly what you mean to imply by using "Generation Dumbass" and it's absurdly lame. Why? Because you, sir, exemplify everything that is wrong with everything: you are a bitter, elitist, snob. And it's people like you who come up with phrases like "Generation Dumbass" in a vain attempt to put yourself on a phony higher plane.
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Jan 10, 2006 10:36:47 AM CST
Wow, moviemack shows up and the TB goes from 0 to retarded in le
by citizen arcane
"Generation Dumbass"? Wha does that even mean? nevermind, I don't care. I do agree that it's highly unlikely that anyone who looks like Rosario Dawson would be working at a fast food joint. I think I bought Denise Richards as a nuclear weapons specialist in The World is Not Enough easier.
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Jan 10, 2006 10:37:33 AM CST
the worst part about fast food franchises is that they are alway
by hypeendshere
ever since the 80s. truth is, they don't wear that crap anymore if they ever did. i think the idea was to reflect the soul-crushingly menial job's impact internally on the employee by representing them externally as some sort of clown. or purple shows up good on film.
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I'm not taking sides here, but it's pretty self explanatory.
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Generation Dipship means the teens-20's who regularly prove themselves to be nothing more than dipshits. I coined it myself. And I enjoy it. I assume Generation Dumbass is like, the American equivlant. Don't worry, I only coined the word this morning. And I had a pretty bloody good reason. This guy looked like a rooster. Or a parrot. Dipshit.
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loser puts up a post on the "Where the Wild Things Are" talkback that he thinks he'll like it, and then goes on to say that just because he said that it will bring all sorts of hate onto the pic. oh yeah, loser, hordes of people wait with baited breath to see which side you'll come down on an upcoming movie to see whether they'll like it or not themselves. get a fucking grip.
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Interesting website, your movie doesn't sound like something I would go see, but I'm impressed that your following your dream, and I hope that you make it in the biz. I do think you took your exchange with with Smith a little to personally, he was just goofing off on the net, I doubt he took it to seriously, and probably didn't expect you or anyone else on here to either. I love most of Smiths movies, except for Mallrats and JASBSB, they were ok, but I like it when he mixes in some serious themes with the dick and fart jokes. But, his work isn't for everyone, but it all just boils down to personal opinion. I am sort of interested in your novel, I couldn't find it on Amazon, was it under a pen name? Anyway, good luck with the film career, and try not to take this talkback shit so seriously, it'll just give you a headache. And thanks for your service to our country. Oh, and to the other talkbackers ragging on Smiths wife, we must be looking at a different woman, she looks like a babe to me.
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Actually, it is on Amazon. It's called "Spin" and can be purchased for a whopping 26 cents.
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Jan 10, 2006 11:25:28 AM CST
The Lion...like nearly anything, I'll give it a chance. I&#
by r.c. the "wise"
watch the N Word pal. It's nigga, not Nigger. As a black man myself, I figure you didn't purposely intend to throw that hatred word out there rather you intended to use the deluting "nigga" reference to be light spirited. If that's the case, I'll let it slide; though it's kinda a norm that only blacks should use that slang. Personally, I don't care for ANY one using the word but I understand some of the connotations and intonations for using that slang.
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Jan 10, 2006 11:27:32 AM CST
As far as those hating/questioning on Rosario being in this film
by r.c. the "wise"
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You make a good point. I'm not too fond of Kevin's penchant for sinking to our level (I said our, not yours) and answering TBs. However, he is playing defense. And it's not Lion's use of obscene gerunds that ignites my ire. It's just the attitude in general. "You movies suck, my movies don't." This kind of bullshit misses the point entirely and makes the TBs unbearable at times. We're all guilty of it occasionally but it would be great if he and others would identify exactly what about Kevin's movies "suck" so we can discuss instead of just calling each other "motherfuckers" and inviting one another to "throw down." It's all so tired.
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Jan 10, 2006 12:10:36 PM CST
"Mr. Nice Gauis exemplifies everything that's wrong with guy
by big jim
Did you confuse Gaius with Zaius? Or did you mean guys who watch too much Battlestar Galactica? Or does it matter?
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I'm going to allow "hate fu". It's original. However, "Generation Dumbass" will not be tolerated. In addition, anyone that ever uses "meh" should have their talkback privileges rescinded for life.
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He said he always intendid to drop it, he just really liked the artwork. But still score one for you! ..Natch
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Jan 10, 2006 12:28:02 PM CST
Hm. We had The_Lion, Moviemack, DocPazuzu and lots of Smith-hate
by derlanghaarige
...but why is this talkback still "meh" (to speak in the words of generation dumbass)?
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He's dissed talkbackers, attacked me a couple times just because I expressed my opinion about him, and Smith has basically called every here losers who will never make their own movies. I pointed out Smith's hypocrisy a few weeks ago, when he dissed PT Anderson on the net, then shook his hand when they met in person. This is the same guy who accuses us of doing that exact same thing. After watching this horrible CLERKS 2 trailer, I feel confident that I could school Kevin in a "screen-off"...lol
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shut up
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...you are wrong about "Passion of the Clerks" being either out of date or stupid. Has America magically eliminated all its Christians? No. Do a lot of those weirdos love POTC? Yes. Was Clerks about the pain (ie passion) endured by a bunch of losers? Yes. Is it funny to lampoon a silly movie (made by a man, based on conflicting stories written by men living decades after the supposed "true" events) that many morons confuse with the actual word of a god? Yup.
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whys it in color
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Can't wait to see your entry in the big "screen off." You can pick Kevin's worst since you're a beginner and all. Get crackin'! Or you were you just shitting through your keyboard?
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Jan 10, 2006 12:43:03 PM CST
"attacked me a couple times just because I expressed my opinion
by peven
hey Lion, could you be anymore of a crybaby DUMBASS? do you have any idea how utterly retarded and juvenile that statement is? when you talk shit about Smith its just you, "expressing your opinion about him", but when he expresses his opinion of you its "attacking"? you have just won the daily, "talkback ultimate tool" award. now go take your prozac and get lost, you're late for your group therapy.
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yup, you're shit stinks pretty bad too, Lion. I look forward to hanging shit on you when you are on your 4th or 5th major feature. Actually, no I wont bother, there's plenty here who can re-fresh the memories of you and your posts. I mean, dude.... you give your name, your pic, your contact details, all the while speaking absolute shit. Not just on this talkback, but on talkbacks of the past. It's mind boggling to me that you would even hold yourself in such high praise and try and notch it up by calling we (your supposed audiance) bitches and niggers. While also giving servings to Big Kev about how his films are shit, and you want to have a 'film off' Dude, is that you actually in your own film? You seemt o have that 'aware of yourself' look in your eye. You are such a common film maker I can't stop pausing to think about it
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I will admit that I do watch lots of "Battlestar Galactica". Hence the TB handle. As for watching "too much", I can only account for what comes on week to week. Cheers.
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Can you hear the music? It usually stops after...
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Asian chick ballet
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or did the first 20 or 30 seconds look like a student film? i dig his stuff and will see this, but it really seemed student filmish in the beginning
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Smith is either bitter that his Clerks cartoon was quickly cancelled and Family Guy was picked back up 3 years after cancellation or he is such a hardcore Simpsons fan (well known fact) that he will not give Family Guy a chance. Either way, he HATES Family Guy and Seth McFarlane. In fact, in an episode of the Clerks cartoon, they show the animated show writers holding a book entitled "Lazy Movie Reference Jokes Made Easy by Seth McFarlane" (or something like that. Clear as day. Kevin's fans on his viewaskew.com site (being the mindless ass-kissing automatons they are) all seem to back him up that Family Guy sucks and The Simpsons rule. It's fucking stupid. Kevin will not even DISCUSS Family Guy. When asked about the show, he will say "Next question" or just shake his head. I think he's ass-hurt that his little Clerks cartoon (which should NEVER have gone to network tv in the first place. HBO anyone?) was a failure and the cancelled/resurrected series Family Guy has a LEGION of fans worldwide (it's HUGE in Britian as well as the US).
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In order of importance, first, BendersShinyAss, your parrot friend reminds me of a joke. This old guy is sitting on a park bench, just staring at this pierced, spiky green-haired punk, who finally looks at him and shouts: "What're you lookin' at, ol' man? Ain't you ever done anything wild in your life?" And the old man smiles and says: "You know, it's funny you should ask that, because when I was a younger man I was in the Navy and one night I got so very drunk that I had sexual intercourse with a parrot. Now, looking at you, I can't help but wonder how old you are and where you're from." On another note, I'm a little bummed that Clerks 2 appears to be in color. I thought the black and white of the original was about as close as Kevin's ever come to making a non-verbal statement in any of his movies, and it worked for me. Maybe there's a reason for the color, though. Have to wait and see when I rent this. Meanwhile, for Randall Flagg and the choice of music on Smith's trailer: Sometimes 19 is just 19. I doubt this movie's about you. And, finally, The_Lion, the Wizard called and he wants his courage back. You apparently have no idea how to use it. He'll trade you for some of the brains he had left over from the Scarecrow. Trust me, it will be an upgrade for you.
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And since I can't find the link. Please accept this substitute http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ragingfred.html
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Jan 10, 2006 1:33:48 PM CST
Ah ha! Success!! here's what you reminded me of, Childe
by bendersshinyass
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe-psa20.html
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And knowing's half the battle when fighting for the marital rights of sailors and their parrot partners everywhere. Thanks Bender. That shit cracked me up. Yo Joe!
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Jan 10, 2006 2:41:33 PM CST
"Um, now let's see what DocPasnoozu has to say about that."
by docpazuzu
Um, you're a cunt.
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Damn Moviemackles. You walked right into that one son.
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if the lion roars and no one is there to hear is it still bullshit?
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pwned.
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You know you all love Kevin Smith and the films he's made, you're just too embarrassed to admit it.
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and anyone who goes over to check it and can see it for themselves. as for your little coment above about "its just movies', thats a real joke coming from someone who practically had an anurism over Batman Begins. i have seen PETA people less enraged over the fur industry than you were over that movie.
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I (only) kind of like the arrogant overrated bastard. There's something sexy about the way he keeps talking about sucking cock. So, is Kevin dried up? Is he out of creative juice. Is he trying to prime the pump by revisiting the work from his youth? Oh GOD not "Chasing Amy II!!!" I haven't seen anything decent out of the guy since '99's Dogma and I'd venture to say that was top of form for this guy.
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http://batman.dmgproductions.com
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1. BendersShinyAss, 2. Kevin Smith, 3. nomad202, 4. The_Lion. And nomad202 and The_Lion are neck and neck for geekiest lead actor ever.
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I didn't spot him in it...Oh, and by the way, Affleck was the bomb in Pearl Harbour, yo! Hey Smith, if you are reading these talkbacks again for the craic...answer me this: when the fuck are you gonna come to Dublin and do a Q&A! I saw you're "Night with Kevin Smith" DVD or whatever. I nearly soiled me caks on several occasions...get your tubby butt over here and entertain us live! You know you want to!
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Jan 10, 2006 4:40:42 PM CST
"not grown one iota since the first Clerks as a director" = hors
by tall_boy
His movies look a hellova lot better now, and this time he's not working with a fancy cinematographer, no, he's got D.P. Dave from the original Clerks behind the camera. Dialogue and plot wise? I have no idea. But just from that trailer, the dude can work the camera alot better now, for sure. Hell, just look at that swoop in shot of Randal near the end, that's a great little move there.
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Jan 10, 2006 4:43:25 PM CST
BendersShinyAss, only a bearded Mel Gibson smokin' a doobie
by chief redcock
I guess it was kind of funny.
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My fellow talkbacker and fellow filmmaker wannabe, that trailer was horrid. Sorry, but it has to be said.****************** As far as Clerks 2 goes (thank GOD he dropped the "Passion of the Clerks title) maybe it will be funny in the way Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back is funny, but it can't really have the impact the original Clerks had can it? And Kevin isn't a very good filmmaker, but he can definitely write funny dialogue. What is up with Jason Mewes? He looks like a totally different person. His features look all chiselled and shit. And his eyes look "hard". Hopefully he is still funny as hell.
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All I can say is... Yikes.
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Since when?
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and will feature a 72-minute dolly shot.
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Yeah, you are coming off like an asshole. The problem with that is this: If your film is shitty, then you will look like a total/complete idiot. If your film is good, then you didn't need to throw down this "challenge" in the first place. But judging from your trailer, it isn't looking too good for your film. A teaser like that works for something that has a built-in audience (like if a teaser only showed the batsignal, and then summer 2007 or something) but your teaser has nothing saying "watch me". Oh, and did you shoot in Lone Pine, CA? ************* I don't get all the fat virgins with no social skills saying how Kevin's wife is not attractive. She is in a league that all y'all ripping her won't ever reach. That being said, she does look old. Older than she is listed anyway. I didn't recognize her from the trailer. I thought she was some actress playing a "Jerry Hall" type, who is way older than Dante. Jennifer's imdb bio says 1971 was her D.O.B. Might want to check that birth certificate Kevin!
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That is all.
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Start the insanity!
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I have a bad feeling about this drop but Smith is actually brave for doing a followup to Clerks which I personally consider to be the funniest film of the nineties. Actually I personally consider just the scene where Olaf sings 'Bezerker' to be by itself funnier than any other film of the nineties. There's a lot of pressure on this. It can't be easy to win universal acclaim, hit a backlash and then return to your greatest triumph. Anyway here's hoping it does not suck.
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My Blue Heaven was way funnier than Clerks.
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I get it. It's "The Plan" because it's actually a joke-movie, you're a PARODY of an obnoxious wannabe film guy. This is all an Andy Kaufman-esque cyberprank. Man, phew. I couldn't believe that you were actually this naively arrogant but... "The Plan".. it's a fictional sequel to "Plan 9 From Outer Space" and your entire online personae is sort of a 21st Century Ed Wood sorta thing? Awesome. My faith in humanity is slightly returned. Man, Lion, what other characters do you have lined up for us? A prop comic? Maybe a country-style stand-up who deconstructs Jeff Foxworthy-style comedy as he goes? An obsessed fan of Harmony Korine's? Awesome.
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Do you live in Colorado?
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I laughed at the only dialogue in the fuckin' trailer! I'm so there! Fuck yeah!
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Jan 10, 2006 11:45:23 PM CST
"Clerks 2: Older and Fatter", now there's a good subtitle.
by negasonic
Not too late to grab that, Kev. P.S. FYI I would happily do your wife. You know, if that makes you feel any better.
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My nipples are hard, the music lured me back to my Satanic minimart roots...working for minimum wage never looked so good!
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Where would I know you from?
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Jan 11, 2006 2:54:09 AM CST
Hey moviemack. for a guy who claims to only visit this site two
by thirteen 13
If you claim to drop in only every two or three days it usually gives your claim more credibility if you ACTUALLY do only drop in every two or three days. And where is your buddy ringbearer9. Is he still holed up in a corner convinced all movie critics are part of some big grand conspiracy to give thumbs up to every movie he hates before he sees it.
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he got himself banned under his other name Goatzinger. Shame too, 'Jurrasic Kong' never got old.
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Jan 11, 2006 3:53:08 AM CST
'BendersShinyAss, only a bearded Mel Gibson smokin' a do
by bendersshinyass
Well, the man is in my bloodline. and I often do have a beard (I'm a lazy shaver) and I most certainly do have a doobie often keeping me company. But don't tell anyone, ok. I sometimes get paranoid.
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...Ringy and Zingy are two different people but they did get banned at the same time, hence the confusion. However, homewrecker should be here at any moment declaring that both Ringy and Zingy are yet two more of my secret arsenal of identities. I do suspect both R9 and GZ will be back under new names eventually, though.
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Jurrasic Kong.... hahahahahaha
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Jan 11, 2006 6:01:02 AM CST
So Kevin can rip on Family Guy in the commentary for his animate
by citizen arcane
But all the people on the net who rip on his stuff are just jealous losers. Ok. The Family Guy isn't high brow comedy but it's fucking funny. Not all comedy shows have to have deep social commentary, not even the animated ones.
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Wong-Kar who? Hyukky! I like most of Smith's movies and this is probably the most important and eagerly awaited sequel I can think of. Love the trailer, Among the Living playing just made it better.
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Did they really get banned? I remember ol' Ringy declaring, after the "King Kong" TB fiasco, that he was going to take a break from AICN. Goatzinger was just loony. So, are they really gone?
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i like Smith's stuff ok, and get tired of the reflexive Smith-haters on here, but what the hell did Family Guy ever do to Smith to deserve shit from him? sure its low brow stuff, but like you i find it pretty fucking funny most of the time. and since when was Smith's stuff anything but low brow or maybe a small notch above anyway?
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Yep, go back to some of the KK talkbacks and you'll see that all of their posts are gone. I had a feeling Ringy's fate was inevitable and actually cut and pasted his KK "reviews" which might come in handy for future giggles -- especially if he ever comes back.
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and i will go see this one as well
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I don't think it was his Kong shit that got him banned. Last time I saw him he was spouting some really virulent anti-semitic stuff in a Munich TB, and I'm guessing that's when the trapdoor was activated.
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Holy cow, I had no idea. I wonder what it was that got Goatzinger flayed. I thought Ringbearer got away with a warning (watching him get called out by Moriarty in his own TB was hilarious) but perhaps he was contacted directly. If Mori's patience was tested, I'm sure Harry's must have been as well. Now I know what to look for: if your posts disappear, you're a goner. Well, I'm sure they'll try to take another form and return. And I will be on the lookout, patrolling the frontier when they do. Cheers.
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Jan 11, 2006 10:31:22 AM CST
Yeah, anti-semitic posts in a "Munich" TB would probably do the
by mr nice gaius
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Jan 11, 2006 11:05:16 AM CST
RE: "since when was Smith's stuff anything but low brow or m
by citizen arcane
Yeah, aknowledging that all you do is dick and fart jokes doesn't make the dick and fart jokes any more high brow. Being self-aware doesn't elevate the humor any. Still, big fan, I just don't think he's in a place where he can rip on another more successful venture while ragging on the common folk for criticizing him. Everything about the cat has a feel that he can dish it out but he can't take it.
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At first I was not excited about clerks 2. Just said to myself..same old bullshit..going to the well...
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Got himself banned because Vern pulled him up on something and it sent GZ completely over the edge - like a robot thats just been asked to understand the meaning of love. He started posting, one after the other, sheer nonsense that had even me scratching my head. He even started cutting and pasting Ringbearers Kong posts. It really was one of the more bizzare of talkback moments. I just assumed that since the two talkbackers were banned at the same time, and since there was an obvious connection between the two - that they were in fact the same talkbacker. Can he ever come back? I heard the IP address gets banned, not just the account.
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He's been banned before, although it was a couple of years ago, I believe. The guy is notoriously thin-skinned and will fly into a spittle-flecked rage whenever anyone dares comment on his "performance art". Very strange guy.
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Jan 11, 2006 11:41:27 AM CST
Only the most utter moron would think "Jurassic Kong" was funny.
by morgoth
Heh...just getting a rise out of Bender (it's a joke, un-wad yer panties there matey). Eh...looks like the same old same old...guess I'll wait for this to come out on video though seeing Rosario flouncing on the Big Screen is always enjoyable.
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...I could never understand him/her/it. I still say R9 was Orson of old. Too much of a similarity in the "Hate The Very Ground Jackson Walks On" mindset to be a coincidence.
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I'm convinced he was Orson. The pedantic insanity was virtually identical. I think he decided on a less pretentiously cineastic nickname in order to throw everyone off. So much for that disguise. However, Ringy does have competition in the form of Spidermanfreak20 (who, come to think of it, may actually be Ringy). The guy posted the longest and most anal diatribe I have ever seen, detailing why Pixar's Cars will suck. Check it out in the previous Kevin Smith talkback. It has to be seen to be believed. What a loser.
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I just checked that post by Spidermanfreak20. Geezus, you weren't kidding. There is a tone there that is strangely reminiscent of ol' Ringy...I wouldn't be surprised if he's decided on a new visage. (That bit about revealing himself in time killed me.) And Orson is a handle I do recall from reading TBs in the past. But I never payed enough attention to think about comparing the two. In any case, he shouldn't be too hard to recognize for too long. His "style" is unmistakable.
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...I'm usually hesitant to hammer on someone else's verbal diarrhea (cha-cha-cha), as I've been known to trot on from time to time, but spideyfreak's manifesto was a little much for someone like myself, who feels compelled to read every fucking post in every fucking talkback, no matter how inane. Ah, the tribulations of being an obsessive compulsive masochist. Speaking of which, whatever happened to BroncoFan and his multiple aliases? I loved how, under whatever name he was using at the time, he'd always degenerate into tales of random honkings that escalated into road rage (on his part) and offered to send pumped-up, lubed-up ophotos of himself to all us "faggots" in order to prove what a manly man he was. Part of me still thinks he was the Andy Kauffman of Ain't it Cool News.
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The only joke in history you can repeat and it actually does get funnier, not more annoying. Actually, come to think of it, thats what Vern pulled him up on. Jurassic Kong hahahahahaha
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...the comedic stylings of BroncoFan. I was under the impression that he also was Powermetal1, ForeverTJ, Landoasskissian, and Nintendo (after each banning respectively). He used to brag about having a legion of usernames registered and waiting to be used for the next decade, providing he got banned every two weeks or so. I especially loved his tales of forcing people to stop their cars on the freeway and beating the shit out of the drivers for flashing their lights at him. What a guy.
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You all suck
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...is like watching a hundred fanboys bend over and drop trow with the words PWN ME NOW KEVIN SMITH written on their cheeks.
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...is the new "has a BEER and CHEETS on HIS WIFE."
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I really wanted him to make that Green Hornet movie so Clerks 2 seemed like pussying out. Never mind. Seeing the characters again has made me actually excited about the movie. Not that there's anything in the trailer but a list of who's in it, though that last gag is awesome! ------------ Bring on the fucking DVD! If big Kev doesn't cut a 50 minute feature of all the takes of Rosario dancing then he'll have me, and probably the rest of the male world to answer to. Good fucking god, she has NEVER looked hotter. ----------------- By the by, why is Jay trying to look scary and serious now? Look at his picture below the trailer. Looks like he's auditioning for a catalogue job or something.
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