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Season Boxes Denied You III!!Herc's Super-Exciting Season-Box DVD Vault!!

I am – Hercules!!

It’s a new year, and time perhaps to briefly revisit the Herc List of Season Boxes Denied Us.

Last July we picked out 24 missing series in all:

1. Andy Richter Controls The Universe
2. Buffalo Bill
3. Chicago Hope
4. Clone High
5. Cupid
6. Daria
7. Ed
8. Eyes
9. Gideon’s Crossing
10. Hill Street Blues
11. Kolchak: The Night Stalker
12. Line of Fire
13. Maverick
14. Mission: Impossible
15. My So-Called Life
16. Now And Again
17. Pasadena
18. Relativity
19. The Rockford Files
20. St. Elsewhere
21. Tenspeed and Brown Shoe
22. The Tick
23. The Venture Bros.
24. The Wild Wild West

Three of these have been issued since:
* Buffalo Bill
* Kolchak: The Night Stalker
* The Rockford Files

A couple more of these are expected to be out in the first half of 2006:
* “Hill Street Blues” has a firm release date of Jan. 31.
* “Mission: Impossible” is said to be headed our way in late April, to tie into some new J.J. Abrams movie based on the series, and
* “Venture Bros.” creator Jackson Publick wrote on his blog last year that Brock Sampson & Co. would hit DVD March 14, but he’s since said this plan has been postponed. It’ll still be out, he says, before Cartoon Network airs its next season.

So here are the remaining sets I continue to crave most:

1) Andy Richter Controls the Universe. Every episode, I believe, made me laugh aloud, but the third – with Andy’s gorgeous anti-Semite girlfriend – was so funny it made me poop my pants a little. Nineteen half-hours were produced. Five apparently never aired.

2) Chicago Hope. The first season and a half with Mandy Patinkin as Jeffrey Geiger? Hilarious. Best thing “Boston Legal” mastermind David E. Kelley ever did. And as much as I revere “The Princess Bride”? Patinkin was better in this.

3) Clone High. Has anyone here seen Abraham, Gandhi and John? A silly but witty, well-considered animated half-hour with a surprising amount of character development, it boasted one of the catchiest theme songs in the history of history. One episode saw Principal Scudworth endure a perfectly hi-larious roadrunnery feud with a devious skunk. Joan of Arc and Cleopatra pursued pillowy bedroom antics. And if you’re inclined to indulge tasteless humor, make sure it’s as funny as a line like “Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys!”

4) Cupid. One of the most original hourlongs ever conceived, this first, 1999 series created by “Veronica Mars” mastermind Rob Thomas starred Jeremy Piven (“Entourage”) as a mental patient named Trevor Hale who believed himself the god of love and Paula Marshall (“Out of Practice”) as the psychologist who tries to help him. Trevor believes he was expelled from Mt. Olympus for his arrogance and must, in order to return, unite 100 couples without the godly powers he can no longer access.



5) Daria. MTV cranked out 65 episodes over five seasons between 1997 and 2001. How many are on DVD? Zero. Daria, Jane and Trent all watched a show called “Sick Sad World” and mocked everything in their orbits. Daria was cool.

6) Ed. Worth owning just for the ever-escalating turf war waged between Dr. Burton and Dr. Jerome. Worth owning some more for the exploits of uberspazz Warren Cheswick.

7) Eyes. Right up there with “Rockford Files,” “Moonlighting” and “Veronica Mars” as one of the best private-eye series ever aired. Created by John McNamera, who earlier created “Profit” (alongside “Angel” creator David Greenwalt). Genuinely funny. Great characters. Nine episodes shot. Only five aired, earlier this year. Probably would have taken the 10th slot on my 2005 hourlong list had “Everwood” not improved so mightily.

8) Gideon’s Crossing. A reteaming of Andre Braugher and “Homicide” creator Paul Attanasio. Introduced many of us to both Rhona Mitra (“Boston Legal”) and Hamish Linklater (“Fantastic Four”). Better than “House,” better than “ER,” better than “Chicago Hope,” better than “Medical Center,” “Trapper John, M.D.,” “The Bold Ones” and “Grey’s Anatomy” put together.

9) Line of Fire. One of the best shows from last season that no one watched, from writer-director Rod Lurie, who went on to create a huge hit with “Commander-In-Chief.” Half of it was about a Virginia mob family, the other half about the FBI branch tasked with bringing that mob family down. It starred Leslie Hope (“24”), Leslie Bibb (“ER”), David Paymer (“Payback”), Julie Ann Emery (“Taken”) and Sarah Thompson (“Angel”).



10) Maverick. Before James Garner and writer Roy Huggins teamed for “The Rockford Files,” they collaborated on “Maverick,” an urbane Western about a gambler who survived the Old West on his wit and wits. The first two seasons, produced before Huggins bolted (James Garner would leave the next year, replaced during the fourth season by – Roger Moore!), cry out for issue.



11) My So-Called Life. The teen adventures of Angela Chase, Brian Krakow and Rayanne Graff have already been issued on DVD, but the show cries out for a reissue. Used DVD copies (the ones containing all 19 episodes) are going for hundreds of dollars.

12) Now and Again. The brilliant, witty sci-fi show Glenn Gordon Caron created between “Moonlighting” and “Medium,” it was about a fat, middle-aged insurance exec who died violently, then had his brain secretly transplanted into a superhuman body by the government. Just before he jumped aboard “24” as presidential candidate David Palmer, Dennis Haysbert played the disdainful government operative who oversaw the project.

13) Pasadena. In 2001, after Mike White wrote on “Freaks and Geeks” - but before he wrote the screenplays for “Orange County,” “The Good Girl” and “School of Rock” - he created a darkly comedic primetime soap about a publishing dynasty that liked to bone children and murder enemies. It was easily 100 times smarter and funnier than “Desperate Housewives.” Thirteen hours were shot; Fox only aired four, two of them less than a month after 9/11. It starred Alison Lohman (“Matchstick Men,” “Big Fish”), Natasha Gregson Wagner (“High Fidelity,” “The 4400”), Balthazar Getty (“Lost Highway”), Mark Valley (“Keen Eddie,” “Boston Legal”), Martin Donovan (“The Opposite of Sex”), Dana Delany (“China Beach”), Chris Marquette (“Joan of Arcadia”), Nicole Paggi (“Hope & Faith”) and Philip Baker Hall (“In Good Company,” “The Amityville Horror”).

14) Relativity. The series the great Jason Katims created between his writing stint on “My So-Called Life” and his creation of “Roswell,” it was about two L.A. families – one blue-collar and Jewish, the other not – that intersect when their twentysomething kids meet and connect in Italy. It starred Kimberly Williams (“According to Jim”), David Conrad (“Miss Match”), Jane Adams (“Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind”), Poppy Montgomery (“Without A Trace”), Lisa Edelstein (“House”), Devon Gummersall (“My So-Called Life,” “Roswell,” “The L Word”) and Richard Schiff (“The West Wing”). Seventeen episodes aired in 1996 and 1997.



15) St. Elsewhere. The first series created by “Northern Exposure” masterminds Joshua Brand and John Falsey. Forget about that incredible chemistry between Victor Ehrlich (Ed Begley Jr.) and Mark Craig (Williams Daniels). For the first time ever, Howie Mandel was rendered tolerable! (You’d think somebody would issue this just for the Denzel Washington factor.)

16) Tenspeed and Brown Shoe. Insanely inventive con-man Early LeRoy Turner (Ben Vereen) teams with mystery-loving accountant Lionel Whitney (Jeff Goldblum) to form a detective agency. Another show from Stephen Cannell (“The Rockford Files,” “The Greatest American Hero,” “Wiseguy”), and one which barely lasted 14 hours in 1980. All I can remember is the accountant had a black belt and was good with guns, and that I loved this thing to pieces.

17) The Tick. Long before he created the peepee demon on “Angel,” Ben Edlund created a comic book, a Saturday-morning cartoon series and a live action sitcom, all about a strange, slow-witted superman. There were supervillains and sidekicks and other superheroes, and it’s all very entertaining. The entire live-action series has been on DVD for a spell, but none of the 36 animated half hours that ran on Fox between 1994 and 1996.



18) The Wild Wild West. Genius from the Beatles era. Somebody thought to marry the long-entrenched TV Western with the James Bond craze of the early 1960s. Secret service agent Jim West (Robert Conrad) teamed with master-of-disguise Artemis Gordon (Ross Martin) to combat sci-fi madness at the behest of President U.S. Grant. The best TV theme music this side of “Hawaii Five-O.”

And then there are the missing seasons:
* Larry Sanders (seasons 2-6) : Perhaps the best sitcom ever produced; six seasons; only 13 first-season episodes out on DVD season-set. Hey now!
* Twin Peaks (season 2) : Sure, season one is out on DVD. Big deal. Season one (sans pilot) was eight episodes, only one of which was directed by David Lynch. Season two, the true meat of the series with 22 episodes, including three Lynch-directed episodes (among them the Nov. 10 installment revealing who killed Laura Palmer), not on DVD. Legions clamor!

* Wiseguy (seasons 3-4) There were all sorts of issues with Ken Wahl’s availability, but McPike and Lifeguard stuck around, and the writing never wavered. There were nine fourth-season ‘sodes with Cuba’s own Steven Bauer searching for Vinnie Terranova, but only six aired on CBS, and I still don’t know what became of Michael Santana. (Though Terranova did ultimately return for a 1996 TV-Movie scripted by “24” mainstay Joel Surnow, so I guess he was just fine.)

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