Dec. 22, 2005, 2:02 a.m. CST
i always wanted to do that.
Dec. 22, 2005, 2:13 a.m. CST
I want to be surprised with what the first two episodes of the Jack Bauer Power Hour bring us. Is that wrong?
Dec. 22, 2005, 2:21 a.m. CST
Alas... ...he is gone.
Dec. 22, 2005, 2:32 a.m. CST
Happy Festivus, Everybody!! "A Festivus for the rest of us!"
Dec. 22, 2005, 2:45 a.m. CST
Man, I'm soooo jonesin' fo' my shit to come back on tv next month. We need some serious edge of yo' seat can't wait fo' next week action and violence to grace our beloved boob tube again.
Dec. 22, 2005, 2:58 a.m. CST
by Alonzo Mosely
Because it is listed as a spoiler for 5.1, but surely they are showing 5.1/5.2 in one go on Sunday, before 5.3/5.4 on Monday. So are we being spoiled up to the halfway point on Sunday, or are we classing 5.1 as the entire 2 hours. If anyone has the answer I will be standing next to a staircase ready to avoid CTU detection by climbing them...
Dec. 22, 2005, 3:30 a.m. CST
hey, at least we've all moved on from that cougar.
Dec. 22, 2005, 3:34 a.m. CST
by Alonzo Mosely
Turns out it was really naked Mandy in a costume...
Dec. 22, 2005, 3:44 a.m. CST
by Regis Travolta
Sounds like a damn soap opera again. But the one minute commercial I saw looked great! Nonstop action of course that doesn't mean anything. FOX schedule cheapens the entire ride though by showing 4 hours over 2 nights you idiots just show 1 hour each week for 24 weeks straight you'll get to go into summer with final episode on July 4th you morons are so damn limited in thinking the show has to wrap up by Memorial Day weekend when May sweeps end you fucking idiots. You would also give the production team more time to do better episodes. Show should premiere on January 2nd and Hour 24 on July 4th. How's that for smart programming strategy. And I think it was Howard Gordon who said in a recent article that they are scaling down now after really big plots this year is supposed to be smaller in scope. But I'm open to being impressed and surprised and hopefully raving about how great the ep's are and cheering the show on like I always do. It's dynamite TV except for the occasional soap opera scenes.
Dec. 22, 2005, 4 a.m. CST
by Alonzo Mosely
Last year I found it just got me so into it. Not that I wouldn't have responded to one good episode, but I couldn't wait for Monday night after Sunday, and it really gives the story a chance to have an explosive start, we can get a whole series of characters and ideas set into play rather than it taking a month to get to the same point. Also, while avoiding spoilers, I think their big beginning surprise is a long term mistake in terms of the show. Won't go any further than that for the sake of those remaining pure. We may joke about the Jack Bauer Power Hour, but this show was always about more than one particular man, other characters are equally integral.
Dec. 22, 2005, 4:10 a.m. CST
Dec. 22, 2005, 4:55 a.m. CST
Dec. 22, 2005, 5 a.m. CST
that is all.
Dec. 22, 2005, 5:40 a.m. CST
by Kauzi Sezso
It's just a TV show.
Dec. 22, 2005, 6:02 a.m. CST
Christ. Do we really need her back? Maybe she dies. That'd be cool.
Dec. 22, 2005, 6:07 a.m. CST
... is idiots who call anyone remotely right of their idiotic fantasies neocon nuts. People who can't handle the idea that political opinions other than their own are at least as valid as the ones they hold should stop cheating Darwinism by leeching off of those who feel sorry for their sorry mental capacities and remove themselves from the genepool ASAP.
Dec. 22, 2005, 6:10 a.m. CST
by The Wrong Guy
Seriously. It's beyond ridiculous. How many bad days- VERY bad days- can one man have? Stupid, stupid, stupid. It is exciting, though, I'll give it that.
Dec. 22, 2005, 6:56 a.m. CST
some people have bad weeks. even bad years. hey, look at 1939-1945. or the hundred years war. or the whole middle ages in fact. hell, if you think about it, every millenia prior to 0AD pretty much sucked ass.
Dec. 22, 2005, 7:43 a.m. CST
by Kid Z
... Fiction, dudes... not a political treatise! Granted last season was a little ridiculous. I could buy the "control-all-nuclear-reactors" macguffin gizmo, but then the terrorists managed to steal a Stealth, shoot down Air Force One, steal the nuclear football, AND a nuclear missile... I mean, Lex Luthor would have a difficult time pulling all these scemes off in one 24 hour time span, much less some Middle Eastern family living in the Valley.
Dec. 22, 2005, 8 a.m. CST
by Judas Booth
As much as I love this show, nobody ever shows any fatigue. In the first season, there were a few moments that showed Jack trying to catch a few zzzzz's or dozing off, but never in the other 3 seasons. Seriously...if you were on a 24 hour adrenaline rush and had a few moments to crash from during a lull, you'd fall asleep hard. Granted, someone like Jack could hack it, but it would be good to see a supporting character like Chloe disappear for a few episodes, saying 'Fuck you all, I'm catching a nap.' Love the show, though. Can't wait for the power hour to return.
Dec. 22, 2005, 8:13 a.m. CST
Damnit! Hopefully hot Kim Bauer is back. No mention of the car explosion and regulars dying in 5.1?? Soul-Patch better have a major role.
Dec. 22, 2005, 8:57 a.m. CST
by Alonzo Mosely
and second, for the creation of a neo-con nutjob it didn't half make a Democratic President one of the strongest and most powerful fictional politicians in the history of TV...
Dec. 22, 2005, 9:35 a.m. CST
I haven't been this excited for 24 to return for a while, and i wasn't the biggest fan of day 4. Pease kill Audrey, please bring eye candy Kim back, she can even still be stupid/annoying. I thnk audrey surpassed her in both of those things. Was there um a hundred YEAR war newc0253? ;0 I disagree, it take discipline to wait til JAN for 24, but its worth to have ti on every week w/o repeats or off weeks. I am pretty sure the episodes are filmed in advance so that the time contraints dont' affect production too much. I can't stand teh entire month of DEC is repeats. ugh this dead air on tv just feeds my angst awaiting the return of bauer
Dec. 22, 2005, 9:45 a.m. CST
Where are all the chinese guys hunting Bauer down?
Dec. 22, 2005, 9:52 a.m. CST
...which was a retread of the year prior. I LOVED the first season of 24. I liked the second season. By the third season it became clear they were simply telling the same story over and over again but changing up some of the elements. That's when I checked out.
Dec. 22, 2005, 9:54 a.m. CST
by Guy Gaduois
will not be solved? Why was he wearing that Lhasa Ahpso on the back of his head. In other news - Elton John is gay???? At least they picked some butch wedding rings. Captain Fantastic and Aquaman did not attend...together.
Dec. 22, 2005, 11:09 a.m. CST
by Kung Fu Hustler
24 is about, in part, CTU, the Counter Terrorism Unit. So, plots are going to revolve around terrorist acts. Most terrorists have the same agenda, but the details of their plan and who they are can be different. You're reason for checking out seems kind of ridiculous to me, but hey, there's more to life than TV.
Dec. 22, 2005, 11:35 a.m. CST
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Dec. 22, 2005, 11:59 a.m. CST
I think he's referring to it being more specifically formulaic than that. The consistant formuala of each season is episodes 1 - 10 introduce the initial terrorist plot and resolve or nearly resolve it by episode 10, at which point the REAL mastermind bad guy is revealed, but the REAL plot is still a mystery until about episode 15-16, where the REAL plot is fully revealed. Between episodes 15-20 Jack gets presented with one or 2 CRAZY situations which require him to either kill an innocent, or allow one to be killed, for the sake of the nation. It's also during this span that they dig up characters from previous seasons to help jack out on the government level. By Episode 20 the REAL terrorist plot is foiled or near-foiled, and the remaining 3-4 episodes are a long, drawn out personal chase between Jack and the bad guy full of an irritating number of near misses. And then the entire 24 episode span is gratuitously crammed with shots of CTU agents giving each other knowing looks from across the CTU op floor and Jack yelling 'dammit' into his cell phone. Still though, I like it. But I have to admit, you could literally make a program to write 24 seasons.
Dec. 22, 2005, 12:17 p.m. CST
Hey Herc, can you tell us who the credited main cast is for season five, at least as of episode 1? As last year told us (when it was Jack, Audrey, Heller, and Driscoll), the line-up may not remain constant for the entire year...but it would still be interesting to know what the show's game plan is at the moment.
Dec. 22, 2005, 12:18 p.m. CST
Too much happens to ONE guy? Who cares, let it go. Besides i think the show could survive w/ Almeda! Bond's made 20+ films. Everyone LOVES the ridiculous crap that happens on Lost.... 2 huge shows. Similar yet so different. Both have recurring themes, various sub storylines and multiple cliffhangers / episode to keep people watching. Both leave you wondering
Dec. 22, 2005, 12:27 p.m. CST
oh, that's awesome. figure out a way to get chris walken into this season and you may have the most perfect television series ever produced in the 500,000 million year history of mankind.
Dec. 22, 2005, 12:52 p.m. CST
And believe me, I've done it with the four previous seasons. Seen 'em on TV and on DVD... Can't wait for the fifth season. Everything looks f***ing awesome so far!
Dec. 22, 2005, 2:12 p.m. CST
And it is wonderful.
Dec. 22, 2005, 2:48 p.m. CST
They definitely don't play up party-specifics, but I'm pretty sure it was Season One, I seem to recall Sherry and David talking about the good of the party, Mike may have been involved, and they let it slip that he was a Democrat. I don't remember Keeler or Logan ever being specifically referred to as Republicans, but we might assume they are by default, or perhaps the second American party in the 24niverse is a little different.
Dec. 22, 2005, 2:57 p.m. CST
by Kung Fu Hustler
I recently started banging this chick who looks just like Mandy. I'm totally serious.
Dec. 22, 2005, 3:18 p.m. CST
...and have sex outside the bonds of marriage, is it called 24nication?
Dec. 22, 2005, 3:22 p.m. CST
I'm not making this stuff up. It's simply my opinion though. Someone else may not think she looks liek her at all, on rather, they may not find Cuthbert to be attractive to begin with. Just stating how things are.
Dec. 22, 2005, 3:45 p.m. CST
Behrooz's rescue by Curtis was filmed but edited out for time considerations. I haven't seen the deleted scenes yet, but the actor playing Curtis revealed this in his DVD commentary.
Dec. 22, 2005, 4 p.m. CST
If you go to www.24insider.com, some of the information above conflicts. Don't go to the site if you don't want to know what regular character dies in the beginning that seems to be the reason why Jack resurfaces. 24 is clearly the best show on TV... not Battlestar Galactica, not Lost, or any of the other so-so shows you guys seem like here. BTW, John McCain is supposedly going to show up on 24 this season. I hope Jack doesn't torture him because that would be just plain wrong!
Dec. 22, 2005, 4:52 p.m. CST
There are supposed to be some massive deaths of main characters in the season premiere... All those people coming back for the first episode? Yeah, I'm betting their cameos are also their death scenes. Damnit, I like Michelle.
Dec. 22, 2005, 4:56 p.m. CST
This is the correct address for 24 spoilers: http://www.24spoilers.tvheaven.com/ no www.24insider.com.
Dec. 22, 2005, 7:04 p.m. CST
who looks like either Jessica Alba or Ernest Borgnine, depending on the light. It's true. All bow down before me!!
Dec. 22, 2005, 7:37 p.m. CST
by Alonzo Mosely
Remember that guy? He ruled...
Dec. 22, 2005, 9:28 p.m. CST
That is all
Dec. 22, 2005, 9:47 p.m. CST
Here's how the second hour ends: "It'll only be a matter of time before the president is notified of the demands." Ughnnnn PLOP! Ughnnnn PLOP! Ughnnnn PLOP!
Dec. 22, 2005, 10:34 p.m. CST
Well played, sir. An elephant never forgets.
Dec. 23, 2005, 12:04 a.m. CST
by Alonzo Mosely
Oh, and IkilledChato, I am sure many of us read that stuff ages ago. However, there are people out there who don't want to be spoiled, so why be a cock about it?
Dec. 23, 2005, 4:07 p.m. CST
by Spike Fett
Julian Sands? Sean Astin? Bah this looks like total cra- HOLY CRAP PETER WELLER OMFG I'M SO WATCHING WTF THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD FUCK YEAH
Dec. 24, 2005, 12:17 a.m. CST
partisan dickwads on this site can claim that a fuckin neo-con-nazi or leftie-fascist-fuck is in control of the series and hiding messages in there is just plain asinine. You want political pandering, go watch West Wing.
Dec. 24, 2005, 12:19 a.m. CST
Fucking classic! Great show, IMO
Dec. 24, 2005, 12:23 a.m. CST
... his fiancee was jealous of Heath Ledger. Jealousy is a bitch. Literally.
Dec. 28, 2005, 7:37 p.m. CST
actually i'm hoping for it.
Dec. 29, 2005, 12:27 p.m. CST
Also, who came up with "the Jack Bauer Power Hour"?