Hey folks, Harry here – Heading to bed. Time for sleep. But there’s a little bit of work I need to do first before getting my 8 hours and then I will become one with the conscious unconscious that is BNAT… but before I do that and leave you good folks for about 32 straight hours – leaving only the delicate loving nubs of Herc to embrace and entertain you… I must give you the FAKE BNAT 7 line up.

The Fake BNAT 7 Line Up?

Yes, I know – lame. You want to know what’s playing. You want to know what you’re missing, how that makes you feel better. Or you’re going to BNAT and this is that last bit of mental anguish that I give you before your brain overloads from the mania it is going through.

Suffice to say, each year at BNAT, before I leave I make this list of films that could very well play as alternates to the films that are ACTUALLY playing – but that are most likely NOT the films that are playing… unless I’m an ass – and well I’m not an ass. Well, maybe a tiny one. (BROTHER THAT AIN’T TINY!)

For some of you that don’t go in, some have used this as a guide to kind of follow along on their own video or DVD Buttnumbathon at their own home. SO – what do we have for the non-line up of BNAT this year? Well let’s jump off and just dive in…

1. ROLLERBALL (with James Caan – I’m sadistic, but I’d never show that fucking remake)

2. GORGO (greatest Mother’s Day film of all time)

3. TOP HAT

4. I MARRIED A MONSTER FROM OUTER SPACE

5. SHURAYUKIHIME

6. GUNS OF NAVARONE

7. ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK

8. REVENGE OF THE COLOSSAL BEASTS

9. DELIVERANCE

10. HOOPER

11. THE TIN DRUM

12. SWORD OF GIDEON

Well – Good Luck with your guesses. And I hope you find yourself some good movies this weekend. For you BNATERS – I will see you bright, chilly and early in the morn. It’s time to have the best 24 hours you’ll have a movie theater… till the next, BUTT-NUMB-A-THON. Just 365 days from today.