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Behold... QUINT KONG!!! When Our Seaman Goes Ashore In The Big Apple, The Monkey Didn't Play Nice!

Published at:  Dec 04, 2005 3:14:06 PM CST

SPOILER ALERT !!

Hey folks, Harry here... You probably hate Quint for any number of reasons. His cuddle time with me. Getting to hang and talk JAWS during some personal mano a mano time with Stevo "da Beard" Spielberg. Playing a zombie in Romero's LAND OF THE DEAD. The insane amounts of money he gets paid to like one film and to hate another, all tax free, delivered in envelopes late at night under his pillow by the Studio Fairies. The set visits. The cuddle time with yours truly. And then there's the women that swab his mighty deck. It's truly enough to despise the boy-man for. Through it all, I think most of you have merely looked at the mini-Titan as... well, a pixely character through whom you live vicariously.



Well, in the morning, the scurvy boat jockey will be pulling out his New Jersey haunt - venturing forth into Times Square for the enormous premiere of KING KONG, where the rotten evil Quint will sit down next to Fay Wray's daughters for the film, most sane people have lost their sanity waiting for. Then - Somewhere towards the end of this film - he'll see the scene below and he'll smile this unholy self-satisfied sense of wonder at being in this eighth wonder. That's right. Quint landed a cameo in KING KONG while spending 7 years in New Zealand during the filming of this movie. That's him in the foreground. We do not know if he got whiplash coverage before filming the scene, but errrrr... CONGRATS QUINT! I grabbed this from DATELINE NBC which had a big Kong special that KongIsKing.Net captured in its gargantuan 112meg complete segment. I captured just the cameo and the following shot.












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  • Dec 04, 2005 3:18:55 PM CST

    Okay, we get it, this site really likes this Kong movie.

    by heywood jablowme

    Now please find some other news. First?

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  • Dec 04, 2005 3:24:03 PM CST

    Lame

    by jaxnnux

    Ok...something is fucked up. Mozilla keeps crashing when it trys to load QT and IE won't even play the damn things. And yes, I have the newest, i-tunes riddled version of QT.

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  • Dec 04, 2005 3:28:22 PM CST

    hmm...

    by keysersoze

    where are we supposed to be seeing quint, exactly?

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  • Dec 04, 2005 3:37:48 PM CST

    As challenging as all "what" was?

    by heywood jablowme

    Enough with the Kong already! Where's the X-Men 3 news? The teaser hits the net tomorrow allegedly.

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  • Dec 04, 2005 3:46:41 PM CST

    huh>

    by burlivesleftnut

    What is this Kong?

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  • Dec 04, 2005 3:47:29 PM CST

    you lucky son of a bitch

    by vicious_bastard

    Over-acted though.

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  • Dec 04, 2005 3:51:37 PM CST

    I dind't know John Goodman was on this flick...

    by edward brock

    That being said, I agree with vicious_bastard. Nice little cameo.

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  • Dec 04, 2005 3:53:00 PM CST

    And jaxnnux is right

    by edward brock

    It crashes on Firefox. Just right-click save it.

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  • Dec 04, 2005 3:56:36 PM CST

    i work at the AMC Empire 25 they're having the premiere at

    by freak2thec0re

    anyone need to be sneaked in?

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  • Dec 04, 2005 4:00:22 PM CST

    Very cool news.

    by thirteen 13

    World premiere is tomorrow and then we get our turn on the 14th. Oh I can't wait. Thankfully Peter Jackson was the director for this and nobody else, so unless Peter seriously screws up (which is very doubtful) this one is going to be a good and memorable one. Can you imagine the disaster King Kong would be if say Spielberg or Lucas were in charge of it. Sheesh. I shudder at the thought.

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  • Dec 04, 2005 4:19:45 PM CST

    since it is harrys site

    by slappy jones

    i guess he can do whatever he wants? i don't get people who complain about the quirks of AICN. if you haven;t figured this out by now go elsewhere if you don't like.
    it is like saying you hate the way pizza hutt makes pizza yet going there every night for dinner.it doesn't make sense.
    i love reading a harry review and spotting the parts that the talkbackers will use against him but he doesn;t change it. he sticks to his guns..why?? because it is his site.

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  • Dec 04, 2005 4:24:26 PM CST

    Quint, get on the PJ diet, stat!

    by det. john kimble

    What a camera ho.

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  • Dec 04, 2005 4:30:56 PM CST

    HA

    by bcfreeb

    Great screen shot. Fun fun. But seriously, Harry, quit telling me how insane I'm going over this movie. www.unseenfilms.com

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  • Dec 04, 2005 4:35:27 PM CST

    This will be very funny...

    by movieman742

    when this movie is not a huge hit. I'm going to laugh my ass off. Seriously though, this movie is not going to do well. I'm waiting for at least a week or two to see if it's worth my money and 3 hours I will never get back. We shall wait and see I supppose.

    Reply to Talkback

  • only because he delivered on my favorite book series as a child. ONLY.

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  • Dec 04, 2005 4:47:12 PM CST

    "Seriously though, this movie is not going to do well."

    by docpazuzu

    Seriously, movieman742, you must be mad. And did I understand you correctly that you'll be waiting to see if it's a financial flop or not before deciding to see it? Is that how you normally decide what films you'll see?

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  • Dec 04, 2005 4:51:51 PM CST

    give us a rest

    by cuervojones

    (fuck remakes)

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  • Dec 04, 2005 5:05:49 PM CST

    Pete Jackson's next movie should be something original.

    by capt. blackadder

    Like a Godzilla remake.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 04, 2005 5:08:46 PM CST

    Better yet, make Gremlins 3.

    by capt. blackadder

    The Next Botch.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 04, 2005 5:28:10 PM CST

    Wait, wait, wait.

    by shabbadoo

    Where are the spoilers?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Lucky twat. I bet it kicked ass wearing that costume.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 04, 2005 5:32:48 PM CST

    We are gonna need a bigger shark.

    by proper

    no offense mate,enjoy the film,hope the king kong crew get what they want..

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  • Dec 04, 2005 5:40:06 PM CST

    Why has this article recieved negative feedback?

    by shabbadoo

    I can understand mocking Harry's ability to put a sentence together from time to time, but goddamn.

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  • Dec 04, 2005 6:15:48 PM CST

    Quint is a method actor... He gained 100 lbs for the part...

    by alonzo mosely

  • Dec 04, 2005 6:18:57 PM CST

    Twas diabetes killed the beast.

    by el che'

  • Dec 04, 2005 6:25:08 PM CST

    The insane amounts of money he gets paid to like one film and to

    by screaming brain

    I'll bet the cameos sure don't sway his opinion of a movie or director one way or another either do they?

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  • Dec 04, 2005 6:31:59 PM CST

    Ahhhh fat jokes.

    by docfalken

    I thought it was hilarious that they got Quint to shave his manly scruffy face.

    And cuddle time with Harry is a form of payment at AICN. Don't knock it until you've tried it.

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  • Dec 04, 2005 6:39:54 PM CST

    Well now we know where Mike Myers got his Fat Bastard idea from

    by kampbell-kid

    <3 you mean it :)

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  • Dec 04, 2005 6:42:55 PM CST

    freak2thec0re

    by appleballs

    HOLY FUCK YES. Feel free to send me an email at JERusso@GMail.com. I've been trying every source I can to get into this movie, so any help I'll fucking take it!

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  • Dec 04, 2005 6:45:19 PM CST

    "where Mike Meyers got his Fat Bastard"

    by prof.ikamono

    You mean... Quint is Scottish?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Why can't I get this thing to play correctly? I have the latest version of QT, the audio part is fine, but the video shows a stillframe every 8-10 seconds.

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  • Dec 04, 2005 6:53:26 PM CST

    Quint Kong! (Now with poll)

    by bean_

    When King Kong gets released, it is going to be: 1) Awesome; 2)Incredible 3) Amazing; 4) King Kong

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  • Dec 04, 2005 7:00:54 PM CST

    I spent 7 years in New Zealand and all I got was this lousy 2 se

    by orionsangels

    Where's my T-Shirt at?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 04, 2005 7:01:43 PM CST

    We're gonna need a bigger monkey cage

    by orionsangels

  • Dec 04, 2005 7:04:24 PM CST

    I think the fall killed the beast.

    by orionsangels

    The Empire State building is pretty high

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  • Dec 04, 2005 7:08:16 PM CST

    I think fat guys are cool and more hot girls should like them.

    by orionsangels

    I don't like fat girls though, because their bodies lose that sexy womanly figure, no offense.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 04, 2005 7:15:43 PM CST

    It's only a cameo if you're famous...

    by wackynephews

    ...if you're anyone else you're a fucking extra!

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  • Dec 04, 2005 7:18:28 PM CST

    It wasn't the long fall that killed him...

    by oh_riginal

    It was the sudden stop at the bottom.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 04, 2005 7:28:12 PM CST

    I think you first need a neck to get whiplash

    by buck_turgidson

  • Dec 04, 2005 7:36:20 PM CST

    I really expect an unbiased, objective review of this film.

    by iamjack'suserid

    Sure do, like all of the other recent reviews. I'm sure Aeon Flux and Rent are great movies! Even if Kong sucked (a concept that these guys have no capacity to consider), you wouldn't know it if you read the forthcoming review.

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  • Dec 04, 2005 7:49:14 PM CST

    Isn't playing a zombie a cut above standard extra work?

    by fluffyunbound

    After all, to be a Romero zombie you have to stagger around a little, and that should count as "acting". In addition, in a zombie movie the zombies are kind of one of the points of the exercise. They're one of the reasons most of the people in the audience are there. The extras in the background of a chase scene in "The Island" are NOT one of the reasons anyone in the audience is there. Oh, and Quint would have loved Kong whether he went to the premiere or not. It's a given. Everyone at this site would / will. In that sense they're incorruptible - it's not bribery if you would have given the good review anyway.

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  • Dec 04, 2005 7:53:37 PM CST

    wow

    by sledgehammer5050

    um, ok...next.

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  • Dec 04, 2005 7:56:55 PM CST

    hey freak2thec0re

    by titus05

    I live in NYC close to the AMC Empire 25 theatre...can you try and hook me up with some free tickets to the premiere?..thanks

    phantommenace2@yahoo.com

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  • Dec 04, 2005 8:00:30 PM CST

    he really spent 7 years in NZ?

    by newc0253

    he can't have been working for AICN all that time. what did he do for food? i hear huhu grubs are nourishing, but still. 7 years?? damn.

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  • Dec 04, 2005 8:00:38 PM CST

    AppleBalls and Titus05 . . .

    by freak2thec0re

    I was just kidding, tickets were all gone a month ago . . . I'll be sure to tell Peter Jackson you guys said hi though

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  • Dec 04, 2005 8:10:18 PM CST

    Looks like the Times in the UK must have gotten lots of set visi

    by fluffyunbound

    And their review has the usual bits about Jackson reinventing the action blockbuster, yadda yadda yadda. Damn film critics giving out fake reviews for site visits and premiere tickets! They're everywhere.

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  • Dec 04, 2005 8:11:30 PM CST

    We care about you guys. Lose some weight!

    by jrbarker

    No joke. Seriously.

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  • Dec 04, 2005 8:13:37 PM CST

    "nothing less than an act of cinematic alchemy." Wow, they must

    by fluffyunbound

    "One of the greatest dizzying sprints in cinema history." I think they bought some banner ads to get him to write that one. "This Kong is a breathtaking testament to the power of cutting edge hyper-realism." I assume they had to part with some props and memorabilia for that part.

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  • Dec 04, 2005 8:15:49 PM CST

    Quint in Land

    by oducerproducer

    Where was he?

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  • Dec 04, 2005 8:23:53 PM CST

    I believe that Quint played the cheerleader zombie.

    by fluffyunbound

    I can't remember if he took a bullet or not.

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  • Dec 04, 2005 8:26:35 PM CST

    Oh you're right, Fluffy. I forgot that Harry and Co. are ins

    by iamjack'suserid

    What planet are you from?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 04, 2005 8:41:12 PM CST

    Ok.... I'm confused..... Which one was Quint?

    by w3bzpinn3r

    Was he in the bus, or the fat thing attacking the bus on the outside?

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  • Dec 04, 2005 8:46:42 PM CST

    I apologize to Kong...

    by w3bzpinn3r

    Considering the great ape is 70+ years old, he's in fantastic shape... Kong must use the same plastic surgeon as Dick Clark, Cher, and David Bowie... Now Quint.... yeah.... no wonder the shark can't swallow him...

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  • Dec 04, 2005 9:18:22 PM CST

    yeah it looks an NBC movie of the week

    by slappy jones

    if they spent 200 million on it...

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  • Dec 04, 2005 9:26:28 PM CST

    Isn't Quint, like, 20?

    by cerebralassassin

    And he's already that fat? He won't see 35 at this rate. So Quint was in the movie, huh? Another reason it's all Kong all the time on this used-to-be-cool-news website.

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  • Dec 04, 2005 9:49:12 PM CST

    why come heree and bitch?

    by darth pestilence

    just say, "good for you, dude." got nothing better to do than be assholes

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  • Dec 04, 2005 9:50:37 PM CST

    Suuuuurrree...

    by hail

    and if you look closely over his right shoulder, you will see me...Hail ;)

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 04, 2005 10:16:51 PM CST

    You fat bastard

    by alwaysthere

    My God. Harry laughs at you in his sleep.

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  • Dec 04, 2005 10:40:57 PM CST

    its gonna be really funny when the movie turns out to be totally

    by s0nicdeathmonkey

  • Dec 04, 2005 10:51:57 PM CST

    Medicore?

    by mrcere

    Do you know what medicore means? It means this movie would be average, just like another old movie. It isn't that, already. The question is: Is it great or not?

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  • Dec 04, 2005 10:53:04 PM CST

    Better picture of Quint

    by covenant

    http://www.imdb.com/gallery/hh/0895266/HH/0895266/iid_878263.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Vespe,%20Eric

    Old news, but better than that blurred mess. Apparently one DOES need to be a little heavy (I'm being nice) to be on AICN. Still, he and Moriarty are my favorite contributors.

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  • Dec 04, 2005 11:03:11 PM CST

    How come everyone working at AICN is obese?!

    by acroyear77

  • Dec 04, 2005 11:07:36 PM CST

    Hilarious!

    by jaguart

    Really looking forward to Kong. I love these holiday releases from Jackson & Co.

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  • Dec 04, 2005 11:09:07 PM CST

    Might this be the best monkey movie since Every Which Way But Lo

    by moviemaniac-7

    This one does not have Clint in it... Or Clyde...

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  • Dec 04, 2005 11:26:08 PM CST

    It's not just that they're all obese

    by rowley birkin qc

    Everyone working on this site seems to be the same variety of beady-eyed, unattractive overweight geek with badly grown facial hair. Judging by the pic at that link covenant posted above anyway. Just add temper and you've got Moriarty. Add another hundred odd pounds and you've got Harry. Take away a lifetime's worth of showers and you've got Devin from CUD. These are the kind of guys that get a following on the internets.

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  • Dec 04, 2005 11:49:15 PM CST

    It's fascinating how unfraid some people are to be real assh

    by aikimoe

    I do hope that the assholes here aren't over 25. If you're still a real asshole in your mid-twenties, it's more likely you'll be an asshole until you die. Good luck to you.

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  • Dec 04, 2005 11:50:21 PM CST

    "unafraid"

    by aikimoe

  • Dec 04, 2005 11:59:54 PM CST

    I think its more of a concern for the wellbeing of these guys

    by jrbarker

    morbid obesity isn't healthy

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  • Dec 05, 2005 12:19:10 AM CST

    FIRST XMEN PICS HERE- BEAST, ANGEL

    by mpfanatic

    http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/2005/x3/flash.htm

    beast looks awesome, angel not so much

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  • Dec 05, 2005 12:30:09 AM CST

    The teaser trailers supposed to hit sometime today also.

    by shermdawg

    I wonder at what time. I can't wait to start bitching, or *gasp* actually admitt it will be good.

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  • Dec 05, 2005 12:41:21 AM CST

    That X3 info won't be posted here anytime soon...

    by cerebralassassin

    It's not related to Kong, nor is it being made by the Hollywood buddies of Harry and co. Nor is it a film Harry and co are producing.

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  • Dec 05, 2005 12:56:41 AM CST

    I saw it....and it's kinda not very good.

    by earl of sandwich

    Saw it on Thursday and let me tell you the naysayers are going to have a lot of fuel for their fire. For every great moment (i.e dinosaur fights!) there are truly crappy moments. And by crappy moments I mean escaping from the top of a cliff by hanging on to the legs of a giant bat crappy. Newsweek brought up the pond scene in their review, also truly crappy. If there is one scene that will top Vader's "NOOOOO" it's a monkey sliding on his bum, holding on to his girl, LAUGHING. The monkey actually starts laughing while sliding on his bum. There's plenty more groners, but I'll leave those to the haters to discover for themselves. Not to lay a hate down on the movie, on the whole it's kinda fun, but not a memorable type of fun. I just can't for the life of me see anyone comparing this to LOTR, there's just no comparison. LOTR had story, scale, pacing and amazing charaters. Kong has a pretty girl & a monkey....and some killer dinosaur fights!!!!!

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  • Dec 05, 2005 1:16:09 AM CST

    BEAST LOOKS LIKE HE WAS PART OF THE CAST OF "CATS".

    by shermdawg

  • Dec 05, 2005 1:34:30 AM CST

    Quint looks like he ate the cast of "Cats"

    by bunny_lebowski

  • Dec 05, 2005 7:04:34 AM CST

    I can't find the article

    by stvnhthr

    all I can see is Harry's silly intro, where is the actual article?

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  • Dec 05, 2005 7:11:09 AM CST

    King Kong

    by ribbons

  • Dec 05, 2005 7:55:14 AM CST

    Heywood Jablowme

    by minastirithii

    Shut up you moron noob. I have been coming to this site for almost 10 years now, has it really been that long? Yes. Please learn what it's about before spouting such contempt idiocy.

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  • Dec 05, 2005 10:17:38 AM CST

    Why should anyone be afraid to be an asshole on the Internet? Yo

    by orionsangels

    and with great powers comes the ability to be a great asshole

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  • Dec 05, 2005 11:07:21 AM CST

    we're gonna need a bigger boat...

    by devil0509

  • Dec 05, 2005 12:00:20 PM CST

    CODE BLUE!!! I REPEAT: CODE BLUE!!!!!!!!!!

    by methical

    GET THAT MAN A SALAD!!!! STAT!!!!

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  • Dec 05, 2005 1:21:33 PM CST

    jrbarker

    by aikimoe

    I hope you didn't think I meant you. Your comment was appropriate and polite (though let's remember that Orson Welles lived to be 70! ;)). But there have been several folks here who have been mean just for the sake of being mean.

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  • Dec 05, 2005 1:22:14 PM CST

    Well put, Orionsangels.

    by aikimoe

    That's a good point.

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  • Dec 05, 2005 5:41:26 PM CST

    No, I know you weren't talking about me. I'd just hate t

    by jrbarker

    or the many other complications from morbid obesity.

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  • Dec 05, 2005 8:34:20 PM CST

    'Salad Dodgers'...

    by workshed

    ...only the best cajun fried chicken for the AICN staff methinks. I'll give the site ten more years before they're all dead from cardiac arrest. And that goes doubly so for Harry and Quint. It's never too late to quit those Twinkies too fellas.

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  • Dec 05, 2005 11:52:41 PM CST

    nice shot

    by stvnhthr

    Congrats Quint! Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

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  • Dec 07, 2005 4:03:01 PM CST

    Aint it cool the movie

    by emeraldboy

    Return to the valley fat geeks

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  • Dec 07, 2005 4:05:14 PM CST

    or

    by emeraldboy

    Land of the fat geeks or quinty flabbed the a trained.

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  • Dec 07, 2005 4:29:12 PM CST

    RE that x3 info wont be post here any time soon: by CerebralAss

    by emeraldboy

    I sent Harry an email, and got I repsonse saying and I quote" AICN will always be part of my life".

    Well I wonder about that and Harry's call of Hey I am a producer. Harry Please if you are going to be a producer than set up your company. You are doing the reverse of what my cousin did. You are going about this the wrong way. After telling us for years how hollywood was the enemy and writing a book about it. What my cousin did was work on three films for warners bros. Iron Giant, Osmosis Jones and eight crazy nights. The shadow of 9/11 and the tightening of Immigration meant he had to leave the US and so he set his own company and is working towards his first length feature to be released next year. Also, rather than berate hollywood, create your own ideas and make them into films just. Do your website, bitch all you like about movies either you are a critic or not. Set up your own company and produce your own films and use hollywood to distribute your films. My cousin by the way won 5 international awards this year.

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