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Disney unleashes, for real this time, the PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST trailer!
Hey folks, Harry here - in the midst of watching the director's cut of FRIGHTENERS - the ol portable telly rings and it's a voice, one whose name I did not catch, but the voice say, "Yahoo - Pirates Trailer" - and sure enough, Mr Voice be right, says I. Right you'll see. Sorry, Treasure Island flashbacks. Actually - I posted this trailer a long time ago - for about 30-40 minutes, when Disney rang to say it was an accidental release, and if I would mind taking the story down till they arranged for a proper debut for this the Crown Jewel of the Mouse House's 2006 slate. No problemo. For those that saw that version, it was roughly postage stamp size and had all the resolution of the Iraq War. Sorry, damn television influence. Anyways - Disney's chosen YAHOO to debut it, and hopefully in the next few days we'll get a HD transfer via the Quicktime site. I like YAHOO's full screen, but it just doesn't compare to the masterful quality of that damn HD stuff over at Apple.
How's the trailer? Outstanding. Davey Jones is intensely cool looking, and that Hammerhead bloke rules - and 10-eyes Jack rules! I can see that being a very popular look next Halloween. Well, here be the trailer:
Yo Ho, A Pirate's Life For Me!
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And I really liked it. Doesn't look like the first at all, which is a good thing, even though the first was a lot of fun.
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I was impressed
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When I saw a crappy version earlier this week that was quickly removed, I couldn't help but think this would be attached to The Chronicles of Narnia next week. Any word on that?
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Shit that woman is gorgeous. Looks good to me. I'll be there opening day.
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Nov 30, 2005 10:12:14 PM CST
The Jack Sparrow movie!!! oh yeah and those other people too.
by orionsangels
What a weird trailer. its mostly jack depp sparrow. at the last minute. oh yeah keira and orlando are in this movie too, but lets get back to jack, haha.
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I remember there was a rumour that this be true.
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Davy Jones looked pretty neat, it'll be cool to see how it looks on a big screen with better lighting.
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it's obvious Disney is putting all their eggs into their non-animated baskets. I'd figure this sequel would have just been some shitty rehash of the first, but I'm glad to see the whole gang in what appears (at least in this teaser) to be something new and fresh. Cool effects with the hammerhead dude and the davey snake beard. Almost feels like something Gilliam should have done. Kudos also to the 20,000 leagues under the sea like octopus too.
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Last I heard, they didn't get Keith in time for this one, but were still trying to get him in a small appearance in number 3. So, it's fairly safe to assume he will not be in "Dead Man's Chest."
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He seems to be less the swashbuckling hero this time around and more an accident prone sarcastic reluctant hero.
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I really, really hope we see some more of the big action/spectacle shots from Superman soon. The Superman teaser is great for the established hardcore fanbase, but the average guy/girl won't get it. Anyway, great job Disney.
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I couldn't get a good look with the bootleg, the quicktime version made the difference.
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"Well that's interesting."
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Nov 30, 2005 10:44:23 PM CST
If Keith Richards is in it then it will be the greatest film eve
by i dunno
For the kiddies, Keith Richards was the drummer in a band called The Beatles and they recorded the theme song to Armageddon.
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Nov 30, 2005 10:45:12 PM CST
Ironically, I Dunno....most of them would think you're serio
by terry_1978
Don't you feel old as fuck now?
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Nov 30, 2005 10:46:03 PM CST
They should've subtitled this "Keira Knightley's Chest".
by osmosis jones
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Thank you, and good night.
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looks like this one will be just as fun as the first.
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Nov 30, 2005 10:49:32 PM CST
Looks Like Fun. Funny To See Both a Han Solo Moment And Indiana
by flim springfield
The Han Solo one being Sparrow trying to blow out the fire. The Indy one should have been obvious.
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Damn, being a pirate is hard work. Looks good, can't wait to see Orlando swashbuckling.
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Nov 30, 2005 10:55:44 PM CST
Put the hash pipe down Rindain. You're talking nonsense. T
by heywood jablowme
looks like an economics lesson on the law of diminishing returns. You can keep going back to it, but it won't ever be as good as the first time. Sincerely, the third plate of food I ate last Thursday (Thanksgiving feast for you non-American folk).
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I'm looking forward to this one.
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I personally liked the Superman teaser, but it's too esoteric for most audiences (at least the audiences I've seen the trailer with, along with most of the friends I've shown it to.) Most people react with confusion (i.e. who was narrating?), instead of "wowawesomneihavetogoseethat!".
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Seriously that trailer was almost as bad as the Dungeon Siege trailer Uwe Boll put out. I might see this at a matinee for Depp,but personally right now my interest is nil.
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Nov 30, 2005 11:45:33 PM CST
Direct download: http://mp3content01.bcst.yahoo.com/pub06root2/P
by alexandra.dupont
I think this is it: http://mp3content01.bcst.yahoo.com/pub06root2/Pub06Share08/yahoomovies/7/20041615.mov **** You're welcome.
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Nov 30, 2005 11:47:07 PM CST
Actually, via tinyurl.com: http://tinyurl.com/cdt9m
by alexandra.dupont
http://tinyurl.com/cdt9m **** Sorry. Forgot that existed. Mod, please delete the TalkBack-stretching version, if you would....
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Stellan is in it... weeee. Sweden rules!! Oh.. and Dolph Lundgren is Canadian! Shut up!
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I didn't see the first one till it came out on dvd. This trailer looks decent so I'll check it out in theaters. I know it's going to suck though. Since they filmed 2 and 3 back to back. They are going to have a cliffhanger ending. I just know it.
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The first one nearly screwed itself by just going on and on. No need for any movie called PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN to be almost 150 minutes. And all Keira lovers get thee to a screening of PRIDE AND PREJUDICE. If she wasn't a star, you'll see the birth of one in that movie.
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And with all the cool stuff that they're adding to the ride at Disneyland based on the movies, Disney will own next summer.
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Dec 01, 2005 12:26:16 AM CST
That part with pirates TOTALLY ripped off "Cutthroat Island"
by krullboy
God Bless you, Matthew Modine and Genia Davis
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I fell asleep on two seperate occasions watching the first Pirates movie in the theatre...the second time i was drunk and dont so much blame the movie, but none the less.
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There are three Star Wars references and three Indiana Jones references respectively. Let's start with the Star Wars ones: A)The Han Solo blowing of pyre flames from ROTJ, B)Squidhead similarity with undead pirate that Loblaw pointed out, C)Ewok net reference when Orlando is tumbling over cliff edge (single shot of his face is reminiscent of Han or Luke in distress while netted by said Ewoks). Indiana Jones references: A)Jack Sparrow running from riotous, indigenous savages onto beachhead (ROLA), B)silhouetted figures against setting sun towards end of trailer, references ROLA again, and C)Skull faced warrior towards very end of trailer, references ToD. Thanks for playing.
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but now its been said they couldn't get him in time.
Could his father really be....DAVEY JONES? "Jack, I AM YOUR FATHER"
Wouldn't that be awful empire strikes backish of them.
Im just curious how they're going to explain this mess. So first Sparrow gets himself into a mess with the ghost pirates, and now davey jones has returned from the locker to come to get him? How does he get into so much trouble? I hope the plot is somehow tied in with the first movie. Maybe the curse on the black pearl came from davey jones in the first place? I dunno, too many magical sources could get hokey. Just my two cents. I'll be there, looks great, except that first cheese look on Depp's face. -
Dec 01, 2005 1:19:28 AM CST
For some reason, I always confuse Stellan Skarsgard with Brendan
by hung-wei lo
Hell, when I got dragged to see HP4, that's what I was telling my friends when Brendan came on screen -- "Psst. That's Stellan Skarsgaard, I think" What a liar I turned out to be, and yeah, I'm a movie talker so fucking sue me. I don't know why I get them confused with one another, I just do. It's kinda like that Dermot Mulroney/Dylan McDermott wormhole. Oh, and by the way, Anne Hathaway's hot funbags in Havoc is on dvd! God bless the...gods.
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Clearly she has none...
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It's all for our benefit really. 'Wow! Did you hear Someone leaked the trailer of Dead Man's Chest and Disney had to rush to get it pulled?? Because Disney don't want me to see it I DEFINITELY want to see it now!!' Line, hooked.
The trailer is pretty cool though. Everyone who is complaining about it being cornball cheese should remember that it's a cornball cheese don't-think-just-enjoy-it film. That's not necessarily a bad thing! -
...although in many ways a rambling mess, was also a lot of fun. Johnny Depp's Jack Sparrow was inspired and the prospect of seeing another film with that character is certainly enough to get my money. Count me in. Bring on the swashbuckling, sea monsters, swordfights, naval battles and Sparrow hilarity.
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I'm loving the sea creature design. Davey Jones, Hammerhead and Sea Urchin all look pretty damn cool, and I too am glad to see some type of leviathan will make an appearance.
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Dec 01, 2005 4:04:09 AM CST
looks like a few pirates, jumping around and swinging on things.
by simongarth2001
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Are they really adding new stuff to the rides based on the movies? Jeez that's kind of incestuous. It'll be the ride based on the movies based on the ride.
I've only been to a Disneyland once and despite all the super duper high-tec rides Pirates of the Carribbean was a secret fave. A classic. I DON'T want it changed based on these movies. Make a NEW ride.
And if they ARE making a new ride then this time let's make sure that when it breaks down the pirates DO eat the guests.
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in the summer of 2003, I went into potc, thinking that based on the fact that it was a jerry bruckheimer, that the film would be absolute rubbish. Well how wrong can you be. It was the best film of the summer of 2003. and depp pretty much owned the movie from the moment he set foot on screen. I cant wait for the sequel and the third one.
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NEVER get too excited about ANYTHING with the word "Disney" on it.
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A lot of people here commenting on "influences" from Star Wars and/or Idiana Jones. Those film series themselves were largely influenced by old swashbuckler films from the 30's, 40's, and 50's. Fair's fair folks the pirates are just taking their old riffs back that's all. (Although the native are taken right out of the old "Danger Island" series from the Banana Splits!)
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And instead of complaining about the size, one could easily convert that leaked .FLV to any video with resizing.
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Anybody remember 'Nate and Hayes', a fun little pirate flick from the 80's? That's what the trailer made me think of. I think I'll have to go watch it again this weekend....
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I don't think so. I thought Depp was a bit annoying in the film and I'm a fan.
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I know you've got to expect a certain amount of pointless negativity here, but I can't believe there are so many POTC haters. The first flick was a come-from-nowhere surprise that stands firmly as one of the best summer films of all time. It is a bit lengthy, but most of it soars on a kind of gleeful, anything-goes sense of adventure that reminds one of the glory days of "Raiders of the Lost Ark." And what can you say about Depp? The man is a genius who knows how to elevate every scene he appears in. I worry the two sequels may suffer do to the insanely fast production schedule for two huge movies, but this trailer went a long way toward assuaging those fears. "Chest" looks bloody great.
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Cheer up, will you? POTC was a fine, innocent fun flick and it looks like they have been able to keep the tone as well as the funny character. I am not complaining!
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Dec 01, 2005 8:19:11 AM CST
fuck the haters, POTC was a fun popcorn flick, and this trailer
by peven
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Ah, the AICN hater motto. About a dozen TB'ers come to mind who could have this tattooed to their foreheads. You know who you are...
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Jack Sparrow has become Fonzie in the later years--a caricature of his own over the top character. By the way I loved the first movie.
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That's not a put-down, mind you. It was most impressive. THat said, I'm pretty excited about this - I enjoyed the first one immensely, and this looks to be more of the same type of fun. Hopefully, Orlando Bloom will actually act, instead of simply recite, in this one.
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The Surprise hit of 2004 is back!
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Dec 01, 2005 9:57:29 AM CST
At least will and elizabeth didn`t have an annoying little kid(y
by silverdog
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KRAKENS RULE!
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Dec 01, 2005 10:07:44 AM CST
RE: "is POTC the Indiana Jones of the new millenium?"
by citizen arcane
If so then it's a sad fucking millennium.
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Dec 01, 2005 12:11:48 PM CST
I can't believe there are actually haters out there for this
by r.c. the "wise"
Unf*ckinbelievable. Just like the first film, this looks like fun. To the haters go Fuck....something...Anything; shit!
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I didn't see one Monkee or set of maracas anywhere in that trailer! He's the real Daydream Believer!
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Usless Factoid - - - did you know that David Bowie's real name is David Jones. -
bring it
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"Release the Kraken."
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A Kraken, cool. Wait, that has already been done. A giant squid, cool. Wait, that has already been done. A hammer head shark that is just too coo.. wait, that has already been done. Being caught in a net, oops, that has already been done. Silhouettes against a setting sun, by gosh that has already been done. Pirates, that is such a unique... damnit that has already been done. When oh when will Hollywood finally come up with an original scene in a movie that has not been done in the thousands of movies before? Seriously people, have some common sense and enjoy the movie.
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OK OK, we can't really judge Superman Returns yet...but I have a bad feeling about it that I can't seem to shift out my mind. But Pirates 2 is pretty much guaranteed to be great. It's low risk, but it doesn't mean it won't be a good sequel. I just hope they haven't gone overboard (ha ha) with the number of effects shots just to try and spice things up. I liked that the first one made exemplary use of CG and mostly concentrated on the performances and lots of practical action like when the Pearl attacks the town and Depp and Bloom's swordfight.
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orlando bloom down. smart move making captain jack the center of the film.
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He'll improve this over the first one, I think.
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Whatever that means. Isn't that something like jumping on a table and saying 'HA-HA'?
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I am so there!
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News to me and I'm into those kinds of creatures. You know, sexually. Hentai of the sea, I call it. Seriously though, having a Kraken is going to be awesome. I love how "savvy" they are about the lore of the time and making it real. The first movie was a much, much smarter film than I expected it to be and I saw it several times in theatres. I was afraid that they'd blown their wads on it, but this looks like more of the same, and for once I mean that in a good way.
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It was tentacle-y.
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AWAY people! I said away...
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I don't know if anyone else noticed but halfway through the trailer you get about a 3 second clip of Barbosa talking to Jack. He looks seriously wasted. All green and pale like a sick fish. I loved the trailer by the way. And plus, we get to see Pintail and raghetti come back and work for Jack. This movie is So gonna rock.
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It looks OK, I think the thought of it is more exciting than the actual trailer is for me. I don't know, it has that sequel feel to it, where their hart just isn't into it and it's just a payday. I really hope I'm wrong though. The effects look awesome anyway.
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It was an awesomely done Harryhausen creature in one of the greatest movies, Clash of the Titans.
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They did call that thing a Kraken, huh? Needed more tentacles to be anything like true to the legend, IMO, but Harryhausen still rules.
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Is it just me or did it look like another one of Xur's zandozans? Jack Sparrow vs the Ko-Dan Armada. You KNOW you want to see that.
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Drink up, me hearties - YO HO!!
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Dec 01, 2005 7:21:36 PM CST
what if they just pulled some shit out of nowhere and made an Em
by vinceklortho
i like the idea there, soul.disconnect...just imagine, an epic battle at the end and Orlando dies by the blade of Bill Nighy and they capture Keira and take her to the far ends of the world. Jack must regroup his grungy group o' pirates and sail to rescue thy sweet princess. Fuck, it could be done, aren't they filmming the third one as well? Why not end the second with the bad guys winning and then redeem in the third?
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watching that made my balls retract... which is a good thing, i think...
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SO i will be there for this one too. Cap'n Jack rocks! They should give 'im his own cereal...
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Gar, Steve.
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you will see
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Dec 02, 2005 12:13:08 PM CST
Check out the screen caps I made of the teaser at my Xanga.
by spikebad666
http://www.xanga.com/SpikeBad
It provides a direct download for the trailer and a link to screen caps that I uploaded from it. Hope you enjoy. -
Dec 02, 2005 1:21:08 PM CST
I was hoping for Captain Jack without the tag-a-long sidekicks
by daredevil
I wish Orlando Bloom and Kiera Knightly weren't in this. They tried to make them the central characters of the first one, when some of the story revolved around them, but they were just secondary characters like everyone except Jack and Barbarosa. Now that the plot really has nothing to do with them? Why are they even in it? You could put any "generic heroic pirate" in Blooms place, and you'd likely get someone more manly and likeable with whoever you chose. To fill the sidekick spot. And since you just HAVE to have "generic damsel in a corset" and you'd probably get someone who could act better than Knightly with whoever you chose. And really, do you need boring sidekicks taking up precious time that Captain Jack Sparrow could be doing something?
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Keith couldn't appear in the films as he was touring with the Stones during filming. However, he will be in the prequels, in which we discover that Captain Jack was raised by Wookies.
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Dec 02, 2005 8:17:11 PM CST
The trailer looks great. Like someone above me said, these POTC
by orbots commander
And would have figured that POTC would be the movie series that would elevate Johnny Depp to major superstar status?
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Dec 03, 2005 4:32:03 AM CST
i looked up video on yahoo and it prompted me to abcnews first,
by jrcash
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Summer 2006 should be a lot of fun.
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Here's the link...
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Almost makes me want to go back next summer... Although it requires a flight across half the country and an expensive hotel stay.
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