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Davy Jones' Ship Isn't Monkee-ing Around!!! Great Pirates of the Caribbean Production Design Shown Off!

Published at:  Nov 28, 2005 4:35:00 PM CST

Hey folks, Harry here... John Robie IM'd this link to Dark Horizon's shots of Davy Jones' Ship from PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST - and man oh man... it looks awesome. I hope to god they built that ship to last and don't plan on destroying it. Cuz that sucker looks stunning... and deserves to be preserved beyond just the fabric of cinema. The artistry of that ship is just awesome. It looks like some hellspawned Spanish Galleon that lay dormant on the bottom of the ocean floor for hundreds of years. That's fantastic. I just want DISNEY to sell Tentacle Beards for Halloween - to tie in with Davy Jones' character. I want a tentacle beard, by cthulhu! And I wanna see little tentacle bearded kids running around tempting the wrath of the old ones. It'd just make me happy. How about you?



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  • Nov 28, 2005 4:38:08 PM CST

    I already have a tentacle beard, a natural one.

    by dr_dreadlocks

    These aren't new.

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  • Nov 28, 2005 4:38:12 PM CST

    First?

    by mrfan

    Hell, I would take sloppy seconds at this point.

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  • Nov 28, 2005 4:38:45 PM CST

    And this relates to King Kong how?

    by dr_buggerlugs

    Sorry...there was me expecting something about King Kong...my bad.

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  • Nov 28, 2005 4:40:08 PM CST

    Pretty Silly...

    by slim_goodbody

    If that ship was is the first movie, it would have been pretty stupid. Does this mean the next movie is going to suck? Only time will tell...

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  • Nov 28, 2005 4:53:00 PM CST

    Awesome Dudes!

    by vinceklortho

    But, seriously, what happened to that tiny trailer you posted a couple of days ago?

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  • Nov 28, 2005 5:06:23 PM CST

    I would like a tentacle beard, please.

    by 3 bag enema

    I'm thinking dyed silicone would look good. It's funny how Lovecraft has become (I think) the chief influence on horror of the 21st century, replacing Poe. No? "The most merciful thing in the world is the inability of the human mind to correlate all it's contents," he said to the plush Cthulhu on his shelf. Oh, and let's take a poll - how do YOU pronounce "Cthulhu?" Hmm....

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  • Nov 28, 2005 5:14:04 PM CST

    Hey Harry

    by seppukudkurosawa

    just want to know what happened to that Pirates of the Carribean news item (with a link to the trailer) that was kicking it about here for about twenty minutes before you deleted it? I posted the best talkback entry in the world. It involved Orlando Bloom, Leprechauns, Keith Richard's guitar and Keira Knightley's severed head...trust me, it worked in the post.

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  • Nov 28, 2005 5:18:50 PM CST

    Big no-no

    by antifyre3000

    Disney Execs not like when meatheads get one over one them, so they pull trailer and warn King Geek with mucho Bounce on noggin!

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  • Nov 28, 2005 5:20:48 PM CST

    Star Wars Episode III Owns My Ass

    by stallion_cornell

    Perhaps I need surgery.

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  • Nov 28, 2005 5:24:48 PM CST

    Before Harry has to explain his joke....

    by kajic

    *sigh* Davy Jones was singer/tambourine player for the Monkees. The plural of "monkey" (like King Kong) is "monkeys". Harry was not making a King Kong reference. Got it? Thank you.

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  • Nov 28, 2005 5:26:35 PM CST

    Forget this......

    by shaner jedi

    .....where's the Kong info? :p

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  • Nov 28, 2005 5:40:39 PM CST

    Davy Jones will own your ass

    by screamingpenis

    Cheer up, Sleepy Jean!

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  • Nov 28, 2005 5:45:13 PM CST

    Disney is rehabbing the park ride so........

    by mister man

    so perhaps it spent money wisely, and can recycle it.

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  • Nov 28, 2005 5:48:11 PM CST

    i think that trailer looked pretty good too

    by peven

    had all sorts of fun with he first POTC, and from the looks of the trailer this next one ought to be quite a ride too. Depp not only pulled off a great creation of an original character in the first, Verbinski provided perhaps the best character introduction i have ever seen. i literally laughed out loud when Sparrow stepped onto the dock. the bribing of the dockmaster, and the manner he did it, topped it off beautifully too.

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  • Nov 28, 2005 6:29:36 PM CST

    Aw man, this is misleading. I thought Davey Jones from the Monke

    by orionsangels

    What a load a monkee turds

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  • Nov 28, 2005 7:21:09 PM CST

    Moore's best movie was Bedazzled

    by peven

    Peter Cook and Dudley Moore together were a riot. and Verbinski redeemed himself from any lingering frog-guilt with POTC, so i have no fears in looking forward to POTC:DMC

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  • Nov 28, 2005 7:36:05 PM CST

    my pistol is loaded, I shot Betty Crocker...

    by jrbarker

    delivered Colonel Sanders down to Davey Jones locker...

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  • Nov 28, 2005 7:40:16 PM CST

    So whatever happened to the Teaser?

    by chrth

    I noticed the site took it down, why did AICN take down the posting?

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  • Nov 28, 2005 7:46:25 PM CST

    After web surfing for less than eight minutes I found a mirror o

    by prof.ikamono

    The sound wasn't synched with the picture, but it looks decent. I won't tell you where to look, because the Mouse has probably devoured in the time it took me to type this. Tomboy beanpole looks fine dressed as a boy. Oddly enough the natives in their face paint look like they could be from Skull Island, so... Wa sabi ani mako o tar dey Rama Kong! Wasabi? Tako sushi anybody?

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  • Nov 28, 2005 8:03:22 PM CST

    see Yack, i'm not a TOTAL asshole

    by peven

    lol, though my soon-to-be-ex-wife might disagree.

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  • Nov 28, 2005 8:16:19 PM CST

    heed the professor people, and use your knowledge of google to g

    by cherub rock

  • Nov 28, 2005 8:16:46 PM CST

    n Jack --- the enter key is a plague on mankind

    by cherub rock

  • Nov 28, 2005 8:44:28 PM CST

    painfully cute? haha

    by orionsangels

    who says that, that was funny

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  • Nov 28, 2005 8:59:12 PM CST

    Cthulhu the Mighty

    by cerebulon

    I pronounce it Kah-Thul-Hoo and I pronounce R'Leyh as Reh-Lay and I sing a song called "Cthulhu's Hideaway" that sounds like Fernando's Hideway, and it goes a little something like this:
    He's been asleep for aeons long,
    Before our time had even dawned.
    But now, he won't be sleeping long!
    Make Way! For Cthulhu's Hideway: R'Leyh!

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  • Nov 28, 2005 10:01:34 PM CST

    now you're cracking me up Yack

    by peven

    ponytail? where did that come from? lol. in all honesty, though i don't think WOTW sucks, its not one of my favorite movies of the year either; just a big fan of the original work. i would have been much happier if Spielberg had set it in its original time period too. as for the impending divorce, man, talk about a tangled web. nothing about the situation is typical, and unfortunately i was too trusting and too generous for too long, put myself behind the 8-ball. at this point, my main concern is just to try to minimize the negative effects on my kids. thanks for the goodwill though.

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  • Arrrrrrrrr!

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  • ..but i'm drawing a blank. its been so long since Ford made a decent movie, lol.

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  • Nov 28, 2005 10:39:29 PM CST

    ok, the dude who got killed by Downy jr in U.S. Marshals

    by peven

    that was a good flick, but looking over Ford's filmography, you're right, it is the last time he made a good one where he wasn't playing Jack Ryan. i did like Clear and Present Danger though.

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  • Nov 28, 2005 10:40:39 PM CST

    Fugitive was very good, Marshals was fair to middlin

    by peven

  • quick cuts anyone? lol. as cheesy as it was, i did have fun watching Once Upon a Time in Mexico. i agree that the SUV ambush scene in Clear and Present Danger was top notch, visceral and intense without being too choppy or frenetic.

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  • Nov 29, 2005 5:13:29 AM CST

    Davy Jones is a demented midget!

    by mike nesmith

    And I know what I'm talkin' about. But he could play a MEAN tambourine. When he wasn't being a demented midget.

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  • Nov 29, 2005 5:29:22 AM CST

    Clear and Present Danger

    by theoneofblood

    Clear and Present Danger also has Ford's greatest "fuck you" moment. His last lines; "I'm sorry Mr. President, I don't dance", that shit is the bomb!

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  • Nov 29, 2005 7:43:41 AM CST

    Richards

    by papa lazaru

    So is Keith Richards definitely not appearing in this one . Is that 100% confirmed ? I would have loved to see that crusty bastard playing Sparrow Sr. He wouldn

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  • Nov 29, 2005 7:50:10 AM CST

    You know what would make me happy?

    by atari

    A new job.

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  • Nov 29, 2005 8:59:17 AM CST

    Cthulhu rocks the house

    by crimsonghost

    I pronounce it Kuh-Tool-Oo, and pronounce R'Leyh as Arr-Lay. But then I also pronounce tomato as Toh-MAH-toe so what the hell do I know.

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  • Nov 29, 2005 9:10:09 AM CST

    Oh Dae-su just ate my tentacle beard!

    by prof.ikamono

    Most people seem to say Ku-THOO-loo. An old friend says he heard someone who was a part of the old Lovecraft circle (Bloch, I think) pronounce it THOO-loo. All of us of the Ikamono clan however, call Him O-Jii-san.

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  • Nov 29, 2005 1:06:59 PM CST

    Davy Jones invented the Axl-Rose!

    by blanket-man

    Yes, it's true! GNR nutcase Axl Rose stole Davy's dance moves. It's a proven fact. POTC's Davey Jones should do the dance, too! Tamborine is optional.

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  • Nov 29, 2005 3:42:43 PM CST

    I remember seeing Dudley Moore in a some kind of porn film

    by doc_strange

    Every time he sneezed or something, he lost his wood, but the chicks were smokin. Anyone know what movie that was? Also, can anyone point me to any links on the legend of Cthulhu? I hear that name a lot and I have no idea what it is.

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  • Nov 29, 2005 5:47:25 PM CST

    Doc_Strange, Master of the Mystic Arts don't know who is Cth

    by prof.ikamono

    First, get thee to a library! Bookstore, Amazon, whatever, buy, borrow or steal everything you can find written by H.P. Lovecraft. Online go to www.cthulhulives.org for a good site on the Great Old One with lots of fun links. You may want to visit the Campus Crusade for Cthulhu at http://www.locksley.com/cthulhu/index2.htm or play a fun Cthulhu Mythos game online at: http://www2.warnerbros.com/web/arcane/home.jsp?frompage=sitemap Have fun, a whole universe of shrieking insanity awaits you.

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  • Nov 29, 2005 7:33:33 PM CST

    kuh-2-loo

    by nachokoolaid

    That's how I always pronounced it. Different spellings in different texts seem to hint at that way as well. POTC was completely mediocre and was upgraded to simply "good" on the strength of Depp's performance alone. I'm hoping the sequels are better.

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  • Nov 29, 2005 9:55:57 PM CST

    What's it like having a photographic memory that only kicks

    by seppukudkurosawa

    I guess it's better than no Eidetic Memory at all. Speaking of which, I once had an uncle who was an eidetiker. Unfortunately, he wasn't named Cthulu...what are the odds?

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  • Nov 30, 2005 3:48:03 AM CST

    "GNR nutcase Axl Rose stole Davy's dance moves."

    by mike nesmith

    CORRECT! Doubters can check out the Monkees' t.v. show "video"ish staged performance of DAYDREAM BELIEVER. That goddamn midget was a visionary!

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  • Nov 30, 2005 5:32:45 AM CST

    Was dwarfism a characteristic of the Innsmouth Look?

    by prof.ikamono

    Dementia certainly fits...

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  • Nov 30, 2005 6:27:31 AM CST

    I'm looking forward to POTC II

    by farging bastige

    The first movie wasn't Captain Blood or anything, but it was fun and I thought the skeletal pirates were neat-o. With Bill "Shaun of the Dead's step dad (he's not my step dad!)" Nighy as Davey Jones and Stellan "I starred in the suckass Exorcist sequel" Skarsgard as Bootstrap Bill, I think we're going to have a fun cruise.
    Oh, and what the HELL with the Lovecraft and Harrison Ford jags? Focus, people.

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  • Nov 30, 2005 10:37:02 AM CST

    We could have a kickass trilogy on our hands

    by performingmonkey

    To me, POTC felt like a ride that we hadn't had since...I don't know...Indy maybe. It found the balance of serious and comedy, I feel. It wasn't afraid to challenge the set laws of genre filmmaking that seem to hang around many movies like a bad smell. They think that people can't handle it if their movie isn't pigeonholed into a particular safety zone. I really hope that the sequels don't become safe cash-ins or out and out comedy movies.

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  • Nov 30, 2005 10:57:03 AM CST

    Harry brought up Cthulhu first, you Bastige! It all ties in with

    by prof.ikamono

  • Nov 30, 2005 10:58:22 AM CST

    Erm, I meant tentacle...honest, I did.

    by prof.ikamono

  • Nov 30, 2005 11:07:18 AM CST

    Bootstrap Bill

    by peven

    was i the only one who was wondering what happened to Bootstrap Bill after the end of POTC? i mean, he was stcuk and the bottom of the ocean, undead and all, and then, poof, he's living flesh and blood again, except that he's on the bottom of the friggin ocean, and so he'd drown in just a couple of minutes, right? what i saw as a plot/logic hole in an otherwise great fun movie. if he is supposed to be in this next one i look forward to how they work that out. maybe Davey Jones "claimed" his ass and turned him into a ghost or something. the trailer does look very promising as another fun saturday-matinee popcorn kinda movie.

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  • Nov 30, 2005 4:54:54 PM CST

    I wondered the same thing Peven

    by farging bastige

    Yeah, how WILL they fill that plot hole about BB? They must figure something out since Capt. Barbossa is back too. Maybe the first movie was just a dream sequence ala Patrick Duffy's "death" in "Dallas" (for those of you under 35, it's the penultimate example of jumping the shark, the ultimate obviously being when Fonzie actually jumped the shark. Wait, now I lost my focus. Damn you Cthulu!)

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  • Dec 01, 2005 11:16:38 PM CST

    Dad?

    by buster00

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