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The final installment has come! Episode 3: Revenge of the Smith!!!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with the final battel of the epic war between Kevin Smith and the talkbackers. Many have fallen in this battle. Many others have been changed forever. Still others have profited off this war by stealing billions from the Nigerian National Bank with the aid of Umagaa Ombongo. But this bloody confrontation is about to end. Kevin Smith has one more round of back and forth with the talkbackers before retiring to the editing room. Enjoy the triumphs and failures of this bloody final battle!

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HMMMM......\
by blackthought
Nov 27th, 2005
12:56:44 AM
I have only a small clue who Kevin Smith is but at least I'm
by Prince of Space
Nov 27th, 2005
12:58:01 AM
I say again, long live Smith!
by eppdude
Nov 27th, 2005
01:01:01 AM
FOURTH!!!!
by Darth Pestilence
Nov 27th, 2005
01:21:32 AM
I, and my 8th greatest ever comedic creation, Umagaa Ombongo...
by Alonzo Mosely
Nov 27th, 2005
01:22:47 AM
Hey, Kevin, can I have a job?
by Jonesey1111
Nov 27th, 2005
01:25:45 AM
It's sunday morning, I couldn't sleep any longer, but Sm
by DerLanghaarige
Nov 27th, 2005
01:27:02 AM
I don't begrudge Smith making movies...
by crazyeyezkillah
Nov 27th, 2005
01:30:16 AM
K
by jesuschrist
Nov 27th, 2005
01:42:52 AM
kev, you're the only one who can explain it to me.
by Hercules
Nov 27th, 2005
01:43:48 AM
I still want Mallrats 2: Die Hard in a Mall
by SaintX99
Nov 27th, 2005
01:44:53 AM
Herc is right
by rygel
Nov 27th, 2005
01:45:48 AM
correction
by rygel
Nov 27th, 2005
01:46:45 AM
KEVIN SMITH, GEORGE TAKEI WILL OWN YOUR ASS!
by jesuschrist
Nov 27th, 2005
01:48:10 AM
What
by jesuschrist
Nov 27th, 2005
01:50:16 AM
Holy Shit
by docfalken
Nov 27th, 2005
01:51:05 AM
Man, Kevin Smith must not have a lot of time on his hands.
by tendermelon
Nov 27th, 2005
01:51:19 AM
Alonzo "Mosely," if that's your real name...
by The Garbage Man
Nov 27th, 2005
01:53:38 AM
Goddamnit!
by jesuschrist
Nov 27th, 2005
01:53:53 AM
Oh, yeah...
by crazyeyezkillah
Nov 27th, 2005
01:54:05 AM
This is cool news?
by El_Barstardo
Nov 27th, 2005
01:58:18 AM
.......
by MaulRat
Nov 27th, 2005
02:02:14 AM
Herc, I may not like Desperate HOusewives either, but does that
by Lenny Nero
Nov 27th, 2005
02:12:23 AM
Where's the cheese?
by WONKABAR
Nov 27th, 2005
02:26:21 AM
What's the deal?
by viranth
Nov 27th, 2005
02:34:11 AM
REVENGE OF THE SMITH
by Cash Bailey
Nov 27th, 2005
02:58:46 AM
HE MENTIONED ME!!!!! HE MENTIONED ME!!!!! KEVIN SMITH POSTED ME
by ChickenGeorgeVII
Nov 27th, 2005
03:02:22 AM
The Bottom Line
by The Thinker
Nov 27th, 2005
03:04:47 AM
BOOORING...
by Terminator
Nov 27th, 2005
03:04:53 AM
Sad...
by BCfreeB
Nov 27th, 2005
03:40:28 AM
THE SAFE FILMMAKING POST!
by JaPra
Nov 27th, 2005
04:35:26 AM
(delighted laugh of sophistication)
by BendersShinyAss
Nov 27th, 2005
04:41:22 AM
here's my problem with Kevin Smith's replies...
by Zino
Nov 27th, 2005
05:31:47 AM
So the deal is...
by Jumpstart
Nov 27th, 2005
06:01:12 AM
yo Zino . . .
by freak2thec0re
Nov 27th, 2005
06:07:22 AM
and Jumpstart . . .
by freak2thec0re
Nov 27th, 2005
06:08:12 AM
I think Clerks 2 will be fun now
by Rupee88
Nov 27th, 2005
06:18:04 AM
Hahaha!
by Azlam Orlandu
Nov 27th, 2005
06:18:47 AM
This Kevin Smith v Talkbackers has no possible ending..
by SamFisher
Nov 27th, 2005
06:42:48 AM
JaPra
by zabbadoo
Nov 27th, 2005
06:46:11 AM
I noticed too how Smith tore JaPra up . . .
by freak2thec0re
Nov 27th, 2005
06:50:03 AM
Watching JaPra and Smith..
by SamFisher
Nov 27th, 2005
06:53:04 AM
That whole thing was silly but Smith was right about one thing..
by Citizen Arcane
Nov 27th, 2005
07:20:15 AM
Well, I Guess We All Learned A VER Y IMPORTANT LESSON Out Of All
by buster00
Nov 27th, 2005
08:18:28 AM
Forget this... when are we gonna see UWE BOLL vs the talkbackers
by Smash Mcduggan
Nov 27th, 2005
08:57:28 AM
brace yourself Harry
by vicious_bastard
Nov 27th, 2005
09:07:12 AM
51st!
by beelkay
Nov 27th, 2005
09:08:27 AM
smith
by themanlikedave
Nov 27th, 2005
09:12:47 AM
Well, this whole event has been a deeply cleansing experiance
by BendersShinyAss
Nov 27th, 2005
09:16:20 AM
I'd still rather eat my own shit than see one second of anot
by Drunken Rage
Nov 27th, 2005
09:18:37 AM
Hey Kevin, 3rd time I post this, hopefully the kiddies will keep
by HellonEarth
Nov 27th, 2005
09:19:25 AM
Hurts. Hurts damnit!!
by BendersShinyAss
Nov 27th, 2005
09:20:02 AM
So i watched kevin smith's degrassi episodes last night...
by tbransonlives
Nov 27th, 2005
09:38:07 AM
Chasing Amy
by BendersShinyAss
Nov 27th, 2005
09:40:09 AM
My dear good sir, Kevin...
by _Kayser_
Nov 27th, 2005
09:41:57 AM
Kevin Smith is...
by seppukudkurosawa
Nov 27th, 2005
10:01:26 AM
Please
by jaxnnux
Nov 27th, 2005
10:01:53 AM
A reply to Kevin Smith..
by The True Priapic
Nov 27th, 2005
10:15:27 AM
Daredevil
by Peven
Nov 27th, 2005
10:24:20 AM
Kevin Smith has become Nick Nunziata
by Rowley Birkin QC
Nov 27th, 2005
10:27:41 AM
Chasing Amy was not a very good movie.
by Negative Man
Nov 27th, 2005
10:43:14 AM
I agree, Desperate Houswives is boooooring!!!
by Orionsangels
Nov 27th, 2005
10:52:55 AM
Wow...
by Theta
Nov 27th, 2005
11:22:13 AM
Hey, Kev. Would you be interested in writing & directing a low
by JDanielP
Nov 27th, 2005
11:51:26 AM
Gotta give a man his due props.
by Josh Town
Nov 27th, 2005
12:17:09 PM
KEVIN SMITH, GEORGE TAKEI THANKS YOU.
by jesuschrist
Nov 27th, 2005
12:19:19 PM
He didn't respond to me, but I still have my fingers crossed
by Shermdawg
Nov 27th, 2005
12:51:29 PM
personally, i think hes a fucking moron...
by satansteve
Nov 27th, 2005
01:05:29 PM
Kevin, you don't need to thank me...
by J-Dizzle
Nov 27th, 2005
01:24:37 PM
Nastiness & The Internet
by JaPra
Nov 27th, 2005
01:44:25 PM
if I'd known he was going to respond I would have laid into
by vicious_bastard
Nov 27th, 2005
02:21:42 PM
hehe, Kevin says I masterbate
by spider-ham
Nov 27th, 2005
02:24:21 PM
Shut the fuck up already Kevin.
by Thirteen 13
Nov 27th, 2005
02:43:43 PM
The_Lion Responds to Kevin Smith. (I know you're reading th
by The_Lion
Nov 27th, 2005
02:45:00 PM
On this date, twenty years ago on "The Facts of Life...."
by Borgnine JR
Nov 27th, 2005
04:18:54 PM
Lightsaber or Hoverboard
by Deranged Fan
Nov 27th, 2005
04:22:02 PM
The geek in me says lightsaber, but let's be practical here.
by seppukudkurosawa
Nov 27th, 2005
04:41:46 PM
hey, kevin smith, if you can hear me, can i "askew" something?
by jig98
Nov 27th, 2005
04:43:17 PM
seriously, pretentious 'evil' white man...
by omarthesnake
Nov 27th, 2005
04:56:52 PM
Gus Van Rant, you're damn right. That's why I can confi
by The_Lion
Nov 27th, 2005
05:19:17 PM
Ignoramus Gloop
by Knugen
Nov 27th, 2005
06:30:13 PM
Speaking of Stan Lee, I'll never forget his hilarious appear
by Shermdawg
Nov 27th, 2005
07:08:45 PM
The_Lion
by Immortal_Fish
Nov 27th, 2005
07:18:21 PM
Slap Happy
by BigSugar
Nov 27th, 2005
07:21:58 PM
HERC
by ILK
Nov 27th, 2005
07:26:36 PM
Honestly, The_Lion...
by johnmikeoos
Nov 27th, 2005
08:01:05 PM
Im sorry
by Rcamacho2278
Nov 27th, 2005
08:11:02 PM
johnmikeoos
by seppukudkurosawa
Nov 27th, 2005
08:17:00 PM
Spidey And Black Cat is Finished!
by RezE11even
Nov 27th, 2005
09:13:51 PM
Monsieur Kerr...
by Smalltown
Nov 27th, 2005
09:16:36 PM
And as for the cowardly Lion?
by Smalltown
Nov 27th, 2005
09:31:44 PM
Smalltown, stop making excuses for Kevin, bitch.
by The_Lion
Nov 27th, 2005
09:48:19 PM
Why does he bother with this?
by Hate_Speech
Nov 27th, 2005
10:02:11 PM
Wait a minute...
by AwesomeBillFunk
Nov 27th, 2005
10:07:53 PM
God I hope I haven't left it too late
by AwesomeBillFunk
Nov 27th, 2005
10:11:40 PM
ROOAAARRR!
by The Thinker
Nov 27th, 2005
10:11:43 PM
Struck a chord, have I, Billy?
by Smalltown
Nov 27th, 2005
10:13:49 PM
Smalltown, your hero Kev is going to get taken to the fuckin woo
by The_Lion
Nov 27th, 2005
10:49:57 PM
I get it, you're Andy Kaufman.
by Smalltown
Nov 27th, 2005
11:05:30 PM
If I was challenging Paul Thomas Anderson or Chris Nolan or Tara
by The_Lion
Nov 27th, 2005
11:18:56 PM
Goddamn, Smalltown....
by buster00
Nov 27th, 2005
11:30:18 PM
More on Kevin's Hypocrisy. "All you internet haters would n
by The_Lion
Nov 27th, 2005
11:48:36 PM
Kevin Smith is SO over....
by Col. Klink
Nov 28th, 2005
12:15:38 AM
smalltown
by SLEAZY DINOSAUR
Nov 28th, 2005
01:15:11 AM
hey Lion
by freak2thec0re
Nov 28th, 2005
01:41:36 AM
freak2thec0re, you don't know what the fuck you're talki
by The_Lion
Nov 28th, 2005
02:07:59 AM
why beat around the bush . . .
by freak2thec0re
Nov 28th, 2005
02:32:01 AM
Excuse me, Lion
by BendersShinyAss
Nov 28th, 2005
03:27:08 AM
Short films are gay
by BendersShinyAss
Nov 28th, 2005
03:52:08 AM
Smith is certainly a fascinating individual, but if you'll e
by SpyGuy
Nov 28th, 2005
07:41:59 AM
Bendershinyass . . .
by freak2thec0re
Nov 28th, 2005
08:01:13 AM
whoops, meant to say "calling shorts *gay* is ridiculous"
by freak2thec0re
Nov 28th, 2005
08:02:05 AM
The_Lion...
by The Dubliner
Nov 28th, 2005
09:57:43 AM
I suppose there's a little hypocracy in Smith's crusade
by Citizen Arcane
Nov 28th, 2005
10:03:20 AM
Kurosawa
by Deranged Fan
Nov 28th, 2005
10:05:53 AM
just about chasing amy..
by HellonEarth
Nov 28th, 2005
10:12:30 AM
For the record I'm shooting on HD 24p.
by The_Lion
Nov 28th, 2005
10:43:26 AM
yawn
by vicious_bastard
Nov 28th, 2005
10:49:03 AM
Centered or not, Jason Lee's coolness definitely went down .
by TheAFLACDuck
Nov 28th, 2005
10:59:55 AM
Mr Smith, can you please send Jay & Silent Bob to beat up every
by darthflagg
Nov 28th, 2005
11:15:31 AM
Here Kevin, have a pretzel on me.
by Jeditemple
Nov 28th, 2005
11:20:47 AM
Lion...
by Josh Town
Nov 28th, 2005
11:49:55 AM
Lion, if you own a condo...
by Chief Redcock
Nov 28th, 2005
12:26:32 PM
Why Does Kevin Smith Seem To Care So Much About What The Talk-Ba
by ZombieSolutions
Nov 28th, 2005
12:30:34 PM
Kevin Smith dick-riders...
by The_Lion
Nov 28th, 2005
12:37:58 PM
you still haven't given a synopsis of your amazing film, Lio
by freak2thec0re
Nov 28th, 2005
12:48:37 PM
Can I ask you a question, in all seriousness-ness
by BendersShinyAss
Nov 28th, 2005
12:51:37 PM
WHY IS THIS NEWS??????
by Traumnovelle
Nov 28th, 2005
12:53:35 PM
Zombie...
by BendersShinyAss
Nov 28th, 2005
12:56:02 PM
C'mon
by JacksonsBane
Nov 28th, 2005
01:35:10 PM
Lion...
by Josh Town
Nov 28th, 2005
01:47:04 PM
15 posts ago...
by The Dubliner
Nov 28th, 2005
01:57:10 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if he was barely pushing 12
by freak2thec0re
Nov 28th, 2005
02:06:47 PM
Lion, forget the "screen-off", just ask Harry
by Big Jim
Nov 28th, 2005
02:16:18 PM
BOCK, BOCK, ...BAAAAAWWAAAAAACK, ...BOCK, BOCK, BOCK. I find it
by JDanielP
Nov 28th, 2005
02:19:21 PM
CLERKS 2 will be a huge hit if you include mad WEED REFERENCES!
by VatoLoco
Nov 28th, 2005
02:38:10 PM
fish in a very tiny barrel
by Smalltown
Nov 28th, 2005
03:04:13 PM
He answered my question and thus justified my pathetic existence
by Pumpkinsboy
Nov 28th, 2005
03:04:50 PM
loose ends
by Smalltown
Nov 28th, 2005
03:14:43 PM
I guess SUPERMAN RETRUNS and COLLATERAL are cheap-ass "video" mo
by The_Lion
Nov 28th, 2005
03:16:23 PM
other loose ends
by Smalltown
Nov 28th, 2005
03:28:16 PM
Man, any of y'all ever seen that cheap-ass straight-to-video
by seppukudkurosawa
Nov 28th, 2005
03:28:26 PM
Well...
by Smalltown
Nov 28th, 2005
03:33:12 PM
Smalltown, you're making some good points, and seem like les
by seppukudkurosawa
Nov 28th, 2005
03:33:56 PM
"But then, Neil would probably just fake a colic-y cough in hope
by Lolthien
Nov 28th, 2005
03:36:18 PM
Does
by Quin the Eskimo
Nov 28th, 2005
03:38:44 PM
I know Kev won't read these...
by johnhawks
Nov 28th, 2005
03:43:09 PM
Of course I post on the Viewaskew boards.
by Smalltown
Nov 28th, 2005
03:45:39 PM
johnhawkes
by seppukudkurosawa
Nov 28th, 2005
03:50:06 PM
The_Lion's latest...
by The Dubliner
Nov 28th, 2005
03:54:05 PM
More hypocrisy from the Smith Dick-riders...
by The_Lion
Nov 28th, 2005
04:03:58 PM
Smith reminds me of Eminen in that he lives by the contreversy h
by chien_sale
Nov 28th, 2005
04:13:47 PM
You sure seem to like to use dick analogies
by Big Jim
Nov 28th, 2005
04:18:43 PM
The Poopchute?
by haflinger
Nov 28th, 2005
04:23:20 PM
Big Jim, don't quit your job to become a comic.
by The_Lion
Nov 28th, 2005
04:23:59 PM
Doh!
by haflinger
Nov 28th, 2005
04:25:13 PM
The Lion = WORST TROLL EVER
by Chief Redcock
Nov 28th, 2005
04:34:28 PM
Lion, here me roar.
by Josh Town
Nov 28th, 2005
04:37:43 PM
I spelled "hear" wrong.
by Josh Town
Nov 28th, 2005
04:39:10 PM
Come now, that's not entirely fair...
by Smalltown
Nov 28th, 2005
04:40:12 PM
Film School
by Agitpropigation
Nov 28th, 2005
04:49:28 PM
"Leave the comedy to me, bitch."
by Big Jim
Nov 28th, 2005
05:28:29 PM
Kevin is overweight
by Rupee88
Nov 28th, 2005
06:15:01 PM
The_Lion's latset: "Dick-riders" x 4
by The Dubliner
Nov 28th, 2005
07:31:59 PM
The_Lion...
by The Dubliner
Nov 28th, 2005
07:37:00 PM
that was really
by misnomer
Nov 28th, 2005
08:58:49 PM
Kevin Smith exposes himself to children!
by NeilJung
Nov 28th, 2005
09:00:08 PM
seppukudkurosawa...
by johnhawks
Nov 28th, 2005
11:46:39 PM
Yeah, BITCH, Leave The COMEDY To THE_LION!
by buster00
Nov 29th, 2005
01:00:14 AM
HD aint that bad....
by BendersShinyAss
Nov 29th, 2005
01:20:18 AM
GoatZinger
by johnhawks
Nov 29th, 2005
08:23:20 AM
nono. i said Not over on the Ripley talkback.
by BendersShinyAss
Nov 29th, 2005
08:27:21 AM
so let me get this straight...
by trevorfactor
Nov 29th, 2005
09:18:30 AM
johnhawkes
by seppukudkurosawa
Nov 29th, 2005
12:19:49 PM
LOL!!
by KurosawaDisciple
Nov 29th, 2005
12:29:29 PM
was tony danza there, gus?
by Chief Redcock
Nov 29th, 2005
12:55:18 PM
Lion...
by wackynephews
Nov 29th, 2005
01:02:41 PM
Kerr, you are a weird weird person.
by Smalltown
Nov 29th, 2005
02:09:12 PM
You're projecting, my friend.
by Smalltown
Nov 29th, 2005
04:41:06 PM
You mean this isn't about Episode 3 ? ... oh Kevin Smith ...
by skycrapper
Nov 29th, 2005
05:31:20 PM
Rapier-witted directing-success and self-made-man Kevin Smith tr
by Laserbrain
Nov 29th, 2005
09:15:28 PM
don't make jokes about spinal cord injury, pal
by Chief Redcock
Nov 30th, 2005
01:14:23 AM
That Superman Script WAS good
by BendersShinyAss
Nov 30th, 2005
04:41:36 AM
Naa that script was geek wank fest
by chien_sale
Nov 30th, 2005
09:51:34 AM
Well,"Clerks" is definitive proof that...
by Diskatopia
Nov 30th, 2005
10:36:06 AM
KAVIN SMITH WILL YOU BE MY GREEN HORNET?
by Spacesheik
Nov 30th, 2005
02:21:53 PM
yeah, but he wasn't paralyzed from the neck down, as you cla
by Chief Redcock
Nov 30th, 2005
05:02:10 PM
Dad?
by buster00
Dec 1st, 2005
10:48:55 PM

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