Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Having been attending film festivals and the San Diego Comic-Con for many years, I've been lucky enough to see Kevin Smith speak a dozen or so times. This man is fuckin' funny. Those who haven't had the chance to see him talk can certainly get a feeling of the experience with his AN EVENING WITH KEVIN SMITH dvds.

What I love about these stories the most is when he goes into his personal life, usually involving sex stories with his wife. At a Comic-Con a couple years ago he discussed how his daughter walked in on him and the missis banging away one night. They froze like deer in headlights as the little girl stared at them. "What are you doing?" Grabbing something out of the netherworld Smith piped up with, "Your mom and I are just Night Swimming." He went on from there, but the idea of calling sex Night Swimming has been an injoke with the friends every since.

Now over at the Clerks 2 site they have tons of onset diaries, but they just posted two new ones that I had to link to. The top is one with Affleck sporting a scary gay biker 'stache... that one's okay, but the second one down had essentially a frank conversation between Kevin and his wife caught on camera. Out of all the Clerks 2 diaries, this one reminded me of classic Comic-Con Kevin Smith the most. It had me laughing out loud throughout the damn thing. I had so much fun with it, I thought I'd share it with all you good people. Enjoy!

CLICK HERE AND NAVIGATE DOWN TO "LIGHTS... CAMERA... TOUNGE (YES, WE SPELLED IT WRONG)" AND GIVE IT A CLICK TO HEAR ABOUT KEV'S TIGHTY-WHITIES!!!