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John Rambo is set to strap on his headband and jump back onto the silver screen!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. So it looks to finally be happening for Sly. He's got his Old-timer ROCKY flick up and running and just nailed down $50 million to make RAMBO 4, which is supposed to be more FIRST BLOOD than RAMBO Part 2 or 3. Apparently in the one John Rambo is living a reclusive lifestyle, but is compelled to return to action in order to help find a missing a girl, taking justice into his own hands. I'm a big fan of the first two RAMBO flicks and even enjoy RAMBO 3 on a crazy-over-the-top level, so this is good news for me! What do you folks think?



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  • Oct. 28, 2005, 4:23 a.m. CST

    First!

    by norskGud

    Finally.....

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 4:26 a.m. CST

    Too little, too late

    by acroyear77

    and it'll probably be direct-to-dvd.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 4:36 a.m. CST

    Hmmm...

    by Johnny Wishbone

    Why not jusy remake the first Rambo movie. Remaking perfectly good films is all the rage in Hollywood at the moment. Mindless twats.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 4:49 a.m. CST

    eli roth to direct!

    by donnidurden

    it want be the same without richard creena(r.i.p) but it could work if they offerd it to eli roth to direct

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 4:58 a.m. CST

    Only if Frank Stallone does the title song!!!

    by godoffireinhell

    But let's face it, they will never be able to top, equal or even be a wart on the gorgeous masculine buttocks of RAMBO 2.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 5:01 a.m. CST

    Sure why not...

    by cagirl

    Hollywood isn't doing anything anymore but robbing graves and cloning, why not the Rambo franchise too?

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 5:05 a.m. CST

    It's a long road when you're on your own,and it hurts wh

    by The True Priapic

    HuuuuaaarrrGGGghhhhh!cue fireball explosion.Derr Nerr Neerrrr nerrrr Nu Nu Nerrrr Nu Nerrrr!!!Shoe shine Johnny,Shoe shine?Annn UUu Cooouldn't finnnne 'eess fuggginn LEEEEEEuuuuugggGGGGGGss!!

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 5:40 a.m. CST

    Along with the Francis Stallone soundtrack....

    by ChickenGeorgeVII

    Co-starring Don Swayze and directed by Aaron Norris! wooo!....And thus, almost worth half price! - - - George, The 7th Chicken!!!!

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 5:48 a.m. CST

    11 Posts in a rambo talkback and no sign of ABKing.

    by SamFisher

    Of course it's almost 4am in California so no doubt he's still parked up outside Arnie's malibu beach house but the police will move him along and when he gets home he's bound to see this and unleash his insanity and let us all know how this will be stallones come back film yadda yadda yadda...

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 5:51 a.m. CST

    "Metal Gear!"

    by General_Mortimer

    A Metal Gear Solid angle to the story could totally work. Veteran one-man-army called out of retirement takes on terrorists, wonders why he does what he does, says "Fighting was the only thing I believed in." Wait a minute! Metal Gear borrows heavily from Rambo!!

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 5:59 a.m. CST

    HuaaaaaaaarrrGGGGHHHHH!!

    by The True Priapic

    The film will start with John,avoided civilisation,masterbating in a corner of a shack in the Montana hills when Trautman finds him and lures him back to one last mission with the promise of a lifetime subscription to Penthouse,a dvd player and 50 discs of Jenna Jameson skin flix and a Juli Ashton plastic Butt and anus with lubricant.Johns mission is to find and anally molest Osama Bin Hidin and Nuke Iraq in the process.John does this in slow motion,running toward screen as the mushroom cloud grows,jumping out of its way with an almnighty "HuuuaaarrgghHHHH!".Rambo returns home,exhausted only to find Trautman has welched on his deal and only given John some piss poor Carry On films to wank to.Enraged,John runs in slow motion toward the screen,Jerry Goldsmith music pumping,with anger in his eyes.Finding Trautman to have left the Army and fund his own Porn internet site,John decides to kill the Colonel and free the porn stars employed by him.Stealing a Hellicopter John launches an attack on Porn valley,it is FUCKING mayhem.Cue Jenna Jameson on fire,flying through the air in slo mo.Tera Patrick,tits wobbling IN SLO MO,running toward screen-ON FIRE!!Cue males porn stars screaming liker bitches as they fly through the air,butt fucking nekkid as the camera cuts to John Rambo in his Chopper screaming "Huaarrrrgghhhh!"Goldsmith music is at a crescendo.Rambo spots Trautman and lands,He has a dialogue which is unintelligable and plants his last,unused Nuke up the Colonels ass and runs toward camera in slow motion.As the Colonel explodes John jumps out of the way of the Nuclear explosion with the Mother of all "HUUUUUAAAARRGGGHHH!"s.As the dust settles,John hears a sobbing.He finds Britney Skye,still alive and butt fucking nekkid,in the dust.He picks the tiny sex moppet up in his arms and walks to his Chopper.He and Britney Skye fly off into the Sun,Britneys blonde hair bobbing up and down in Rambo's lap.Cue Frank Stallone singing "Solid as a Rock" by Ashford and Simpson.Credits.It's a hit!....negative,negative.It was only effective on the outside.Nurse!!!!Nurse!!!

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 6:01 a.m. CST

    "ADRIANNNNN!"

    by IAmMrMonkey

    Shit, that's the other film isn't it?

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 6:19 a.m. CST

    "NOTHING IS OVER!"

    by The True Priapic

    Hopefully we'll get a freeby on the Rambo dvd that has a specially filmed clip of the character meeting Sly and saying thanks to his creator.There was one on the Rocky dvd and it was wonderful.Genuinely moving.Especially when Rocco gave Sly the Oscar.Just lovely.....AW,FUCK IT....it was the most fucking UNBELIEVABLE piece of ass stink nugget shit stain...urggghh.Thanks Sly,I owe ya big time,mother fucker.Urgghhhh.To see it is to to believe it,sadly I'll never see again as I had to tear my ears out with a pair of dirty pliers while I watched.Urgghh.I demand a rambo film where John a)begins by living a peaceful existence b)has one 'last' mission which has a personal meaning c)gets wounded and patches himself up gorily d)runs toward camera,fireball behind him e)"HuuuarrrGGGHHH!" f)speaks a virtually incomprehensible monologue about the cruelty of war g)returns to nature h)shit AOR rock song and i)to be 15 again when I thought this kind of shit was fun.Fuck this and Rocky.Sly you putz.IAAMMMMMMDUUUULLLOOORRR!!Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.HUUAAARRRGgggggHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 6:23 a.m. CST

    well

    by Gungan Slayer

    Indiana Jones 4. Rambo IV. Rocky VI. Die Hard 4.0 Star Trek XI. Superman 2.5 X-Men 3. Spider-Man 3. Batman Begins 2. Hellboy2. Sin City 2 Sin City 3. Pirates of the Carribean 2. Pirates of the Carribean 3. James Bond 21. Pink "Shitty" Panther Remake, Zorro 2, then of course the everendig crappy list of remakes. Hmmmm, anybody see a problem somewhere? Sure, I want to see many of these films, but, honestly now.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 6:28 a.m. CST

    "I'm comin' for you."

    by Evil Chicken

    Yeah, I'll be at the multiplex. Ya know Rambo dies in the first book but they changed the ending for the films. Will Rambo bite the dust in IV?

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 6:38 a.m. CST

    I demand Avril Lavigne plays Rambo's daughter...

    by The True Priapic

    ...who takes over the mantle of superhero fuckwit from John.She could fight crime with RAWK and ROWL!A duet with Frank would be just.......words can't express.Just think of her running towards screen,headband handed down from John R.Snr,guitar in hand as a fireball explodes behind her she could jump out of the way in the same way as she jumps off her skateboard in Slo mo,while wearing zebra socks and kickers.HuarrrrGGGHHHHHH!Like,yeah,totally.She can skin a rabbit in 10 seconds flat,I've heard!Brings a guy off with those tiny hands in a minute flat as well.So I've heard....er...would like,y'know...like...to find out.Like.Totally.Dear God,how does she play such a big guitar with such TINY hands??HEDD-ley!!

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 6:43 a.m. CST

    Hmmm

    by Halloween68

    I think Stallone's embarrassing himself. What next? TANGO AND CASH 2? Copland just got bigger: "COPWORLD"? Sly... How 'bout reading a few scripts. You're always trying to convince us how literate you are. Branch out into something new.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 6:54 a.m. CST

    Stallone's Path Back...

    by ABking

    I knew this news would come on the heels of the ROCKY VI NEWS, but not this fast. Sly's PR people sure are doing a GREAT job keeping him in the press. I love the plotline (premise) going for RAMBO IV. Sounds like a violent solid action film and with the right director at the helm (John McT., Walter Hill maybe even Paul Verhoeven) it will be all the better. The Hollywood Reporter which broke this news also says in between ROCKY BALBOA and RAMBO IV, Sly will direct his pet project POE (possibly with Robert Downey Jr.). These three films will mark Sly's BIGGEST comeback. For those that think Sly is all about these big sequels...POE will shut you guys up!

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 6:54 a.m. CST

    It's Payback Time!

    by John_Rambo

    I told you dirty commies! You aint it cool red neck baby killers! Your mine! I can make this all end for you in seven sweet mother words -- "Johnny's back: Busting Balls around the globe". Eat crap you red swinging geek soldiers.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 7:09 a.m. CST

    Sly the hasbeen

    by TheJigga

    Stick to what works I guess.. ps CopLand Pwns all

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 7:33 a.m. CST

    Here's a better storyline - Near destitute, Rambo signs up w

    by GrandMuffTarkin

    gets blowed up by an IED. The End.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 7:36 a.m. CST

    What did i fucking tell you? Welcome ABKing!!

    by SamFisher

    This guy is a class act. His ravings are quite possibly the funniest you'll ever read on an AICN talkback. Of course, he hasn't got a clue about anything with most of his posts being nothing short of masturbatory muscle fantasies and refer to 'shutting up' stallone and arnold critics. He's just unreal, he even thinks the Stallone remake of Get Carter is an excellent movie, he's off his fucking head!

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 7:36 a.m. CST

    by thetotalpackage

    What is a 'stallone' movie to you. to me, its him, ripped to shreds, packing heat, and kicking ass. The bloke is a fkn geriatric now. he's just turned 59. look at his body in his adverts for 'instone' nutrition. he's just a bag of fucking bones. think of this. would a real pro boxer make a comeback in the ring at 60 ? and besides, the once heavy weight champion of the world never weighed more than 13.5 stone, thats a fucking middle weight - like is acting.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 7:39 a.m. CST

    Rambo's going to be even more confused in this one

    by Citizen Arcane

    The people who hated him in First Blood now have "Support Our Troops" ribbons on their SUVs. The Russians he fought in Rambo II are our friends now, and we carpet bombed all the people he saved in Rambo III. I smell a weepy monologue coming on.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 7:39 a.m. CST

    rambo IV

    by thetotalpackage

    so what is he fighing in this epic ? Old age ? Bet it doesn't even hit the cinema, bypass's dvd and goes straight to VHS.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 7:43 a.m. CST

    'he's just a bag of fucking bones'

    by SamFisher

    Exactly. The only person that he'll be able to convince that he's the same old rambo is ABking..but you just know in this Rambo flick they'll cover over his ancient frame with body armour and a cool combat outfit; none of this bare chested action that made Rambo who he was in the day. Which of course will be a big disappointment for ABKing because he'll have no skin material to jerk off to.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 7:50 a.m. CST

    In the next installment, he'll be off hunting an Al-Qaeda ce

    by TheAllSeeingEye

    He'll find them, but they capture him and because of the old friendships they'll let him go but tell him they won't be so generous next time. Cue sly pondering in the desert and there'll be some stupid reason for him to meet two old soviet army vets who are hunting chechens who've joined this group in afghanistan. So now, Rambo joins with his old foes to fight his old friends. It'll be dross and you all know it!

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 8:03 a.m. CST

    This time, it's not personal....

    by Kauzi Sezso

    ...it's financial. He's throwing away the walker, and he means business!

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 8:04 a.m. CST

    Bitchin' about sequels

    by DarthMango

    I dont hear anybody confront Rowling with her creativity... I have absolutly no problem with sequels if its well-written, french connection 2, godfather 2 etc.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 8:10 a.m. CST

    Sly - Rocky versus Rambo.

    by SalvatoreGravano

    You will play both roles; ergo, you will receive twice the salary. Just think about that!

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 8:42 a.m. CST

    Estelle Getti as Johnny

    by CuervoJones

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 8:47 a.m. CST

    Now it all makes sense...

    by ECUPirate71

    I am positive that the winner or several of the boxers on ESPN's Contender 2 will be given a cameo in the movie. It will be Rambo with a bunch of middleweights we have never heard of. Hey, Sly has to look good somehow.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 9:06 a.m. CST

    50 million aint what it used to be and RAMBO IV looks like its p

    by Spacesheik

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 9:17 a.m. CST

    Rambo V

    by EyeofPolyphemus

    In this sequel, he will be escaping from a corrupt nursing home, battling evil HMOs, and a running duel with a sumo wrestling nurse. The obligatory torture scene involves a molasses enema gone wrong. This one is not for the kiddies.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 9:18 a.m. CST

    Rambo IV

    by Rahug

    About time Sly got a break. First Blood was an excellent genre film, unfortunatley it spawned many awful films. If they stay clear of all the political crap that spoiled Part II and certainley Part III then everyone may be surprised. I hope I will be.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 9:26 a.m. CST

    Rambo won't be the same without a new Jerry Goldsmith score.

    by Osmosis Jones

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 9:27 a.m. CST

    Yeah, who could forget Rambo 3? The Taliban were the good guys!

    by Lance Rock

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 9:28 a.m. CST

    I think it's a good idea

    by Wee Willie

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 9:30 a.m. CST

    I think it's a good idea

    by Wee Willie

    Sorry about that. I think it's a good idea to have a low-key premise like this for Rambo. Rather than some over-the-top geopolitical bullshit, have Rambo back in action on US soil. This could actually be pretty good. Lets just hope Stallone doesn't pull any punches and lets Rambo kick ass. I wonder if the missing girl is Richard Crenna's character's daughter or soemthing?

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 9:39 a.m. CST

    "Rambo won't be the same without a new Jerry Goldsmith score

    by cockknocker

    Amen to that, he is greatly missed. That is my one reservation about this project. Hey it might be shit but if sly gets to run around with an m60 and shoot at things whilst screaming his lungs out ill be a happy bunny. Plus i think sly is still in good enough shape to pull this off.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 9:48 a.m. CST

    Ah fuck

    by moviemaniac-7

    When are the Hollywood bozos finally figure it out. Stallone was quite good in the second season of Las Vegas and maybe he should do a movie about that character, but Rambo, Rocky, Terminator, Indy etc. ... they're all icons from a long, long time ago. Everything they do now can only fuck up the previous movies.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 9:52 a.m. CST

    wow

    by Nizzuts

    I was just mentioning on the Predator remake talkback about next they will be wanting to remake Rambo. I guess not, with the new Rocky and Rambo coming out, hollywood will have to wait a few more years to remake both of those 80's classics. Although it would be funny to see if a Rambo remake or Rocky remake would beat another tired sequel at the box office. How would Sly react to Vin Diesel's Rambo and the Rock's Rocky betting him at the box office?

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 10:02 a.m. CST

    Uh...

    by TheTerminator

    You people are retarded. Rambo didn't fight with the "Taliban" in Rambo III. He fought with MUJAHIDEEN. This group was made up of people from the Nothern Alliance and from people who EVENTUALLY became terrorists. In the current war in Afghanistan, the Northern Alliance is fighting with the Americans against the remnants of the Taliban. So, for those retards who like to make idiotic statements such as, "Rambo fought with Al Quaeda", you should probably get your fucking facts straight, jackasses. Secondly, as I said in the Rocky VI talkback a couple of weeks ago, I'll take Rambo IV AND Rocky VI over any crappy 'romantic comedy' or stupid ass remake ANY DAY. What would you pussies rather see, Rambo IV or Julia Roberts' newest, GAYEST 'romantic comedy'? Uh, I'll take Rambo IV.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 10:04 a.m. CST

    poo

    by reckni

    Don't be fooled or hoodwinked, Stallone hasn't had a good movie in years (Detox?). Retreads are like grasping for air while drowning. He's finished, even TV didn't work. Hey John Spartan, lift some weights, shoot some more steroids in your ass and maybe, just maybe, you can go after Simon Phoenix again in DEMOLITION MAN II. See you at Taco Bell.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 10:20 a.m. CST

    I'll see it...IF

    by barryap

    Rambo's mission is to hunt down the Predator. And maybe set it on Skull Island while we're at it.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 10:36 a.m. CST

    Sad

    by fiester

    Over-the-hill action stars are like athletes who stay in the game too long. Just sad.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 10:41 a.m. CST

    by perromaldito

    Demolition man..HOW COOL WAS THAT PICTURE??!!! "send a maniac to catch a maniac" or something...why not clone simon phoenix?, come on hollywood! work you magic, make this happen! Demolition man 2! we should all be glad to see sandra bullock looking fuckable again in that tight spandex

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 10:53 a.m. CST

    Stallone is desperately trying to save his career

    by BigTuna

    Doing sequels to his only hit movies might help I guess. Most of his movies nowadays are direct to dvd.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 11:02 a.m. CST

    The next guy to jump on the bandwagon and say Stallone's too

    by Doc_Strange

    Save it. We've all heard your bitch ass complaints in the Rocky talkback.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 11:10 a.m. CST

    Rambo IV directed by...

    by perromaldito

    David Lynch and co starred by tom Cruise also repraising his role as a vet in "born on the 4th of july". Sly an Tom kicking ass, what about a rocket launcher hidden in the wheelchair? ????!!!WICKEDDDDD!!!!

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 11:27 a.m. CST

    Will He Fight For AL-QUEDA Like He Did In Rambo 3?

    by ZombieSolutions

    that was back when AL-QUEDA was good friends with the US and the Bush family. hey, that was back when Saddamn Hussein were good friends with the US and the Bush family too! (apparently gassing the populace didn't bother Reagan or Bush sr. back then. gee, wiz. wonder why?) anyway, WOW! i can't wait to see this latest jingoist propaganda! gotta love those american foreign policy disasters! (the saddest thing being that the first Rambo was actually pretty cool and had a good message -- how the US is as corrupt as any other aspiring imperial power and how its veterans [who are usually poor and/or working class] are routinely fucked over by the US government... )

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 11:38 a.m. CST

    Rambo IV...

    by Childe Roland

    ...Johnny Got His Cane, coming soon to a video store near you. The teaser will depict John Rambo gumming down on a belt while he pulls out his own catheter. There will be the obligatory "Huuargghh!" Then we'll see the moving dramatic sequence where he slides off the toilet onto the tile floor of the nursing home and cries: "I can't feel my legs!" Did I mention it's a comedy?

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 11:42 a.m. CST

    Better Idea Than Rocky

    by Rock Icon

    I think another Rambo could be great, and is a much better idea than another Rocky. And since some of you need a refresher course, he was fighting alongside the Muhajadeen which then splintered into the Taliban and the Northern Alliance (who was our ally on the Afghani front).

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 11:49 a.m. CST

    So Rambo 4 is really a remake of Commando?

    by Immortal_Fish

    This time, will it be Rae Dawn Chong who tells him, "It's over, Johnny"...?

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 11:51 a.m. CST

    The Taliban

    by perromaldito

    its easier for us to think that he actually fought with the taliban that comited the terrorist attacks, we can

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 12:17 p.m. CST

    Cool man, we need some old fashioned no brainer action flicks ba

    by Lord_Soth

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 12:41 p.m. CST

    There is no such thing as AL-QUEDA

    by Wee Willie

    It's just a boogeyman name they applied to represent all terrorists. The way the press makes it sound it's as if Al-Quueda is a network of spies and murderers like S.M.E.R.S.H. or SPECTRE. Plus, the Taliban is NOT Al-Queda and the Mujahadeen is not the Taliban. Assholes

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 12:41 p.m. CST

    What??? No Terrorists?!?!?

    by Graphix67

    We have been bombed by terrorists, we are currently at war with terrorists... but Rambo-4 will feature a search-and-find storyline concerning a missing little girl. God forbid he should, you know, actually be fighting TERRORISTS!!! *Sigh* I guess even Rambo has to bend over and grab his ankles for the politically-correct crowd.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 12:48 p.m. CST

    To survive a war, you gotta become a war.

    by Groggy

    A girl was supposed to deliver his "meals on wheels". Three days later a very hungry John gets seriously fucked off. Turns out the kidnapper was Bennett from Commando. "I can have you John. I don't need a knife". As quick as a flash Rambo whips out his trademark pigsticker and turns the fat fuck inside out. Rambo plays with his blood in the moonlight. Cue Col. Trautman: "We just chipped away the rough edges". The end.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 12:53 p.m. CST

    AL QAEDA vs S.P.E.C.T.R.E

    by perromaldito

    guess no one listens, i was just kidding Wee Willie hehehe im not even from the US, BUT i WASNT kidding about DEMOLITION MAN 2 BRING IT!!!!!!

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 12:58 p.m. CST

    "My war's over!"

    by pokadoo

    Charlie Sheen should play Rambo. He's got the Rambo chops from Hot Shots part Deux. They should have Rambo team up with Martin Cove & David Caruso to rescue Brian Dennehey from the Taliban. After a solid 2-hour bullet-fest, Rambo makes a tearful anti-war speach at the G8 summit, causing the leaders of the world to throw down their weapons and kill themselves in shame. A triumphant Team-Rambo ride into the sunset while Frank Stallone sings a song (of his choosing) over the credits. The End.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 1:01 p.m. CST

    Based on his declining mental faculties in the first two...

    by Mike Nesmith

    ...he should be a drooling vegetable by now. And I'd pay to see that movie.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 2 p.m. CST

    Rambo 4

    by Mandolorian

    Since Richard Crenna actually passed away, this one should start with Rambo at Col. Troutman's funeral.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 2:53 p.m. CST

    ABKing likes it so you know it'll be good.

    by IAmJack'sUserID

    We all know how objective the raving loon is.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 2:55 p.m. CST

    And I completely agree with the notion of the absence of Goldsmi

    by IAmJack'sUserID

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 2:55 p.m. CST

    war with terrorists?

    by Wee Willie

    where? Iraq? BWWWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sucker.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 3:15 p.m. CST

    Sly is TOO OLD and is TRYING TO SAVE WHAT'S LEFT OF HIS CARE

    by HansDelbruck

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 3:20 p.m. CST

    HansDelbruck

    by cockknocker

    Well done for contributing something fresh and exciting to this talkback.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 3:21 p.m. CST

    Rambo is an odd series of films. You got this brilliant first fi

    by TheGinger Twit

    Seriously, it's like if the 'Die Hard' series became 'Maclain' Always found that rather strange. Hope to bloody hell it's more along the lines of the first film and not Rambo takes down Osama like they were talking back when America was Super Hard core a couple years back. These days you guys are just plain dumb. You want Iran and Syria now? Geez.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 4:35 p.m. CST

    Rambone....

    by JimmyJAMF

    In this one, John J. bends a Vietnamese lass over a log and takes her for a trip up Saigon alley. Then he kills a few people. A heard it on the TV so it must be true...

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 4:55 p.m. CST

    Sly has only franchised ROCKY and RAMBO! What the fuck!

    by ABking

    For the people who say "what's next, Tango & Cash 2 or Demolition Man 2" -- for your information, Stallone has only franchised two movies and made them into world famous Iconic characters: ROCKY and RAMBO!!! So stop saying what's next! The ROCKY series has grossed over 1 billion dollars worldwide not including merchandise, vhs, dvds etc. The RAMBO series has grossed over 614 million worldwide not including merchandise, vhs, dvds etc. So what if Sly is making a few more movies in each series! If they are well written (Sly is the writer) bring it on. Geroge Lucus can do it with STAR WARS ...so can STALLONE!!! The plots for both ROCKY VI and RAMBO IV sound really good. And for those that think Rambo will go direct-to-dvd/vhs, GET REAL!!! When a series grosses over a quarter of a billion dollars, straight-to-video is NOT AN OPTION!

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 5:16 p.m. CST

    Watch RUCKUS with Dirk Benedict

    by WONKABAR

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 5:31 p.m. CST

    Thank God For Rocky Bolboa for hopefully getting Rocky's har

    by Neo Zeed

    What the fuck was up with Rocky 5? Rocky broke? That dude could have been a sportscaster or sold some George Foreman-like grills. That whole shit about ad-men not wanting him to rep shit because of his criminal past was pure B.S.! What about Rocky 4? The guy was an American hero! Hopefully this movie can fix things. But Adrian dead? He better get Shire on board A.S.A.P. or this movie will be D.O.A. Rambo 4 is stupid unless he adresses the taliban stuff from part 3. This "return to roots" crap is a diss to continuity. He should go back to Afghanistan. P.S. Rocky 4's soundtrack ruled.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 5:58 p.m. CST

    I don't know what it is...

    by Lone Fox

    ...But since they screened all the Rocky movies here in the UK recently, I have decided Stallone can do whatever he wants, it's fine with me. Make another TEN Rockys, Rambo, anything. Fuckit, I'm gonna buy Demolition Man tomorrow. ...... Okay, I may draw the line at Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 6:18 p.m. CST

    ABKing, you defy belief...

    by SamFisher

    If they are well written? What conceivable scenario could require a SIXTY YEAR OLD MAN, to go into combat? More important, what idiot would be prepared to swallow that crap? Well, apart from you I could barely see how a new Rocky movie might work but geriatric commandos is taking it just a little too far. The point alot of people are making is that this whole situation reeks of desperation on Stallone's part, it stinks to high heaven. The man knows he's got no more clout in showbiz so he's dusting off his old popular movies to try and rekindle interest in HIM, not the franchises. Face it, with so many Turkeys under his belt the only interest from 3rd parties he's going to get is from the likes of Uwe Boll; that's why he has to come up with his OWN vehicles because no one wants to cast him. Time you woke up and smelled the shit that's infront of you, eau de stallone!!

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 7 p.m. CST

    First Rocky, Now Rambo ?

    by Itchy

    Jesus Stallone ... when is the repo man coming ??

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 7:26 p.m. CST

    Well this can't be any worse than what George Lucas has writ

    by Thirteen 13

    Can it??? No wait it can't.

  • Lets see...Sean Connery was in his mid 60&#39;s when he played a bad ass sent back into combat to help young Nic Cage and boy did he kick ass in that film (and upstage Cage). Now what are you gonna say!!! I know, Sly sucks!!! Well, the fact is Stallone looks better now at 59 than Connery did at 59! Stallone has been wanting to make a ROCKY VI and RAMBO IV since the mid 90&#39;s so this isn&#39;t him all of a sudden trying to dust them off. Rumor already has it that Tommy Lee Jones might join Sly in Rambo IV as a Col. type figure. It&#39;s just a rumor but we&#39;ll see. IF you watched THE CONTENDER you would all know how jacked/ripped Stallone is right now. He was named one of the top ten bodies still in hollywood recently. And if you go to his company&#39;s website (www.InstoneNutrition.com) then you would see the kind of shape the man is in. Oh, believe me, he can still play Rambo like it was the 80&#39;s and 90&#39;s! Wait till the film goes into production. After the two sequels...Sly will direct POE <his pet project>! Sly has a full slate for the next two years! Let&#39;s see how those 3 films turn out! By the way...sorry for the childish insults under "The Hitman message board". I did go a little over board, lol!

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 8:32 p.m. CST

    Rambo rages war on Michael Jackson and invades Neverland to save

    by KongMonkey

    Oh wait, its a little GIRL! Nevermind.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 8:40 p.m. CST

    "I&#39;m your worst nightmare"

    by Shermdawg

    I&#39;m starting to believe him.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 9:04 p.m. CST

    You can ditch Stallone all you want but the one thing remains:

    by nsomnia

    Broke and almost homeless, he said no to a good chunk of money for his Rocky screenplay, pulled it, got an Academy Award, and went on to be the world&#39;s biggest action star for over a decade. Despite his latest choices in movies that most of you still went tos ee JUST because he was in it, he managed to pull a COPLAND and guess what, we&#39;re all going to see Rambo V AND Rocky VI ,no questions asked.So guess what, the guy deserves the outmost respect.NSOMNIA OUT.

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 9:11 p.m. CST

    Thank You NSOMNIA !

    by ABking

    Well said!

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 10:50 p.m. CST

    Sly,have Rambo go and fight the Aborigines in Oz....

    by The True Priapic

    Rambo kicking shit outta drunk fucking Abo&#39;s!!Either that or Rambo in London....beating fucking ten bells of hell outta Liverpudlians....but I&#39;m guessing he&#39;ll go the obvious route and have him fight for the Argentinians to reclaim the Falklands.Rambo in Scotland:Sassanach Massacre.Rambo in Space:Where noone can hear you HuaarrggghHH.Rambo in New Zealand::Thets a bet rech!Rambo in China:Noodle attack!!Trust me,I&#39;ve HuarrrGGHHHHHed many times.Its usually the noise my arse makes as the entire universe falls out of it after eating street vendor noodles.Cunts.Literally not sat in my gut for evena minute and they&#39;re out.HuarrrgggGGHHHHH

  • Oct. 28, 2005, 11:57 p.m. CST

    stallone

    by philmcknight

    my big problem with stallone is that he&#39;s trying to play characters that he doesn&#39;t know how to play. and when he had 2 characters that he could play, john rambo and rocky balboa, he turned them, thanks to the sequels, into unbelievable jokes. he is at his best when he&#39;s playing an average guy in unusual circumstances. rambo 4 and rocky 6 will be good as long as rocky doesn&#39;t win the championship again and rambo doesn&#39;t kill every one in sight.

  • Oct. 29, 2005, 12:44 a.m. CST

    post 9/11?

    by Chief Redcock

    i want sty fighting al qaeda (sp?) atop the new world trade center while it bursts into flames. fuck the p.c. sissies, that&#39;s the only way to go... this sounds too much like deliverance, and we all know that sty isn&#39;t a native american.

  • Oct. 29, 2005, 1:02 a.m. CST

    a paul verhoven rambo would be cool, i have to admit

    by Chief Redcock

    he&#39;d make it a parody, which is, honest to fuck, the only way i can see this working. otherwise bend over sty, it&#39;s time for another ass raping at the box office. demolition man 2? only if it consists entirely of naked, sweaty, sandra bullock VR sex.

  • Oct. 29, 2005, 2:30 a.m. CST

    I rember reading that Rambo III&#39;s budget...

    by OBSD

    was $50 million when it came out. There was such a big deal back then because it was "the most expensive movie ever made" up until that point. I remember it so well that I thought back to that little nugget every time a movie was made that was more expensive than Rambo III. For a while. So I guess Quint&#39;s wrong about the budget. I wonder where Rambo&#39;s politics will reside this time, seeing as how Rambo freed the Afghanis only for them to become taken over to the Taliban (Thanks a lot, Rambo!). I remember that there was going to be a part 4 in the 90&#39;s and Stallone wanted Rambo to be a eco-warrior, fighting McDonald&#39;s (or some other giant corporation) in South America. It would be kinda cool to see the poster child of the neo-cons in the 80&#39;s turn on the very rednecks that worship him. We&#39;ll see, I guess.

  • Oct. 29, 2005, 4:36 a.m. CST

    RAMBO III and budgets!

    by ABking

    RAMBO III ended up costing 63 million dollars, the most expensive movie of its time until T2 came out! Sly was paid a then record 16 million upfront against a 3.5 million dollar bonus from Carolco!!! RAMBO III is a kick ass action movie. The people that say it sucks havn&#39;t watched this baby in a long time. Go watch it again in hi-def and surround sound and tell me it sucks! 50 million dollars for part IV can go a long way. Besides, the budget will probably rise. It hasn&#39;t even got a cast yet. Remember, movies like The Matrix cost only 60 million. It all depends on what you do with the money you have. A movie like RAMBO doesn&#39;t need to cost 100 million. Keep it old school (great action scenes done with little effects as possible and great hand-to-hand fight scenes). Think The Bourne Identitiy series.

  • Oct. 29, 2005, 4:41 a.m. CST

    ABKing - Connery in The Rock is a different kettle of fish altog

    by SamFisher

    Connery in The Rock seemed to fit. I think it was more to do with the fact that they were selling him as a spy who used his head to fight his enemies. Rambo films were about brawn, not brains, and while Stallone is in excellent shape for a man catching up to his pension he&#39;s not the same man he was 25 years ago. I can&#39;t see him bare chested with bandana and heavy machine gun running across the desert. It&#39;s clear the man has aspirations to be reknowned for more than being a meat head, copland was a decent film and some of the other roles he&#39;s taken have been in movies which have attempted to be more thought provoking but were still ultimately crap. The fact he&#39;s backtracking to his old franchises seems that he&#39;s concerned only about being in the spotlight again when he should be concentrating on other things, like a swansong for starters.

  • Oct. 29, 2005, 4:42 a.m. CST

    Rambo vs. ...Edgar Allan Poe???

    by Nachokoolaid

    In case you haven&#39;t heard, the only reason that Stallone agreed to do another Rambo is so the stuio would agree to finance his upcoming biopic (which he wil direct) on Edgar Allan Poe. I think that&#39;s sort of interesting.

  • Oct. 29, 2005, 4:49 a.m. CST

    Holy shit,Mr.Sulu is a shit stabber!!!

    by The True Priapic

    Like you&#39;d never fuckin&#39; guess.I wonder if he quotes Trek while pounding(or being pounded if he&#39;s the bitch)."George ! Fuckmy ass harder.Harder,George!" , " Warp factor FIVE,Sir!" Hoho,Im here all week,I thankyou.......................oh and anyone who genuinely thinks a Rambo or Rocky film is gonna be anything other than the bits of foamy spittle at the sides of an unwashed hooker&#39;s lips after blowing ten tramps at once is a lunatic.Utter dross.Rocky without Adrian is like Mr.Sulu without his &#39;Captain&#39; giving him orders to go faster.

  • Oct. 29, 2005, 5:01 a.m. CST

    James Doohan has expressed outrage...

    by The True Priapic

    "Ah cannae belive ma wee pal is a poffta!Jings,man.He&#39;s away kissin&#39; a laddie as we speak.Donald wheres ya troosers.Jings,man.Och hoots,by the way.Jings!A wee chinky pufter on ma Captain&#39;s ship.Ma bonnie Enterprise...a fookin&#39; poofta palace!Jings!!"

  • Oct. 29, 2005, 5:03 a.m. CST

    HuaarrrrrgggGGGHHHH!!!!!

    by The True Priapic

  • Oct. 29, 2005, 5:26 a.m. CST

    Samfisher...

    by ABking

    Connery in The Rock was this bad ass old-timer who was "the best" yada, yada, yada. Oh course he used his brain to help Cage but he was 60+ kicking butt. Sly will be 59/60 playing Rambo kicking butt and he has a much better body than Connery doing it. This won&#39;t be the 80&#39;s RAMBO with him shirtless through-out, but I know Sly can pull of RAMBO again with a tight action story! Look at Arnold in T3 when he arrives nude. The shape he was in was incredible.

  • Oct. 29, 2005, 6:11 a.m. CST

    Is Rambo muscular?

    by OldEnoughForMe

    This guy can beat Rambo up. If Rambo fights this dude in the movie (like on a steamy catwalk), I will go watch it under the influence of pure love. Rambo 4: Pants Before Shoes. www.bodybuilders.com/ed_parker.htm

  • Oct. 29, 2005, 6:17 a.m. CST

    Stallone doesn&#39;t look 60, so why the fuck not?

    by Lone Fox

    He&#39;s in a movie, he&#39;s playing a couple of characters a bit younger than his real age, meh

  • Oct. 29, 2005, 9:12 a.m. CST

    The True Priapic+James Doohan

    by Wyrdy the Gerbil

    James Doohan has expressed outrage... good going if he did he died 4 months,ago used a medium to express his outrage did he matey :)

  • Oct. 29, 2005, 9:56 a.m. CST

    Rocky 6: closer to the original. Now Rambo 4: closer to the orig

    by Aston Lad

    Well, at least its an admission from Sly that his sequels were inferior.

  • It will be great to see the entire ROCKY cast back one last time as well as Antonio Tarver being Rocky&#39;s new opponent! The rumors that Tommy Lee Jones might be in Rambo IV (perhaps as the villain or a Col. Trautman type) is great music to my ears. Now who might direct Rambo IV is the big question!!!

  • Oct. 29, 2005, 11 a.m. CST

    stallone revising his rambo role

    by trevorfactor

    jesus christ next thing you know he&#39;ll be trying to bring back Rocky, ... or ... oh what&#39;s that ... no way, get out of here ... you&#39;re serious? ... well fuck me freddy, that&#39;s just stupid ... what&#39;s that? ... they&#39;re remaking predator also? That&#39;s it I&#39;m going to hollywood to start cracking skulls, all I want to know is who&#39;s coming with me?

  • Oct. 29, 2005, 11:08 a.m. CST

    ABKing!!! RAMBO III soars!!!

    by Amazing Inframan

    Inframan SHARES your support of the mighty RAMBO III! Although, I&#39;ve always hated that title -- the first two films used "First Blood" in some permutation. RAMBO III was, technically, RAMBO II -- as only RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD PART II used the name RAMBO in it&#39;s title. But I digress, and my head now hurts. RIII is, indeed, rather cool. I remember seeing it in a truly fabulous theater when it was first released, and it was among the most viscerally stimulating films I&#39;d seen to date. A true rush. As you say, it&#39;s a festival of wonder on HD as well. The films has commendable attitude and atmosphere, and its scale is *nothing* to be balk at. It&#39;s directed by Peter McDonnald, the 2nd unit director on the original BATMAN film (he did the all-too-brief alley fight in that film -- did that thug have numb chucks? Can&#39;t recall...) I&#39;ve never been clear on what people hate about RIII. As you say, it&#39;s about brawn over brain, and about kinetic/atmospheric vitality over substance, much like today&#39;s Michael Bay. It&#39;s OKAY for a film to knock us on our asses in a shameless, vicarious way. To deny this is to deny one of the medium&#39;s most basic purposes and capabilities. RIII does it very well.

  • Oct. 29, 2005, 11:25 a.m. CST

    Yeah...RAMBO III is a spectacular action fest!!!

    by ABking

    RAMBO III is a joy for an action film fan. The movie was ambitious in its scale and that&#39;s why it cost 63 million at the time (the biggest budgeted film ever). I dare anyone to watch RAMBO III on a large scale screen with amazing surround sound with all your friends and tell me the movie is not an amazing action film. All the RAMBO films are. Bring on RAMBO IV!!!

  • Oct. 29, 2005, 11:55 a.m. CST

    Rambo vs. Aliens vs. Predator...

    by OBSD

    You know you want it!

  • Oct. 29, 2005, 1:03 p.m. CST

    RAMBO -vs- SERENITY

    by Amazing Inframan

    RAMBO would gun down the entire Serenity crew -- with spectacularly explosive, seeming endless ammo -- while Mal and the gang stand around bickering dysfunctionally. They&#39;d prod each other with time consuming, self-consciously caddy remarks as RAMBO&#39;s primal justics steals away their sad, trasnient little lives!!! NO FLAMES REQUIRED, I&#39;m all for SERENITY. This is just for fun!

  • Oct. 29, 2005, 2:57 p.m. CST

    the true priapic

    by Chief Redcock

    most. annoying. troll. ever.

  • Oct. 29, 2005, 3:05 p.m. CST

    and they already did rambo IV with tommy lee jones

    by Chief Redcock

    it was called the hunted. which was, like, a much better version of first blood.

  • Oct. 29, 2005, 3:23 p.m. CST

    There&#39;s no shame in my game, I like Rocky 4 the best.

    by Neo Zeed

    I realize that Rocky 1 is moving, has wonderful naturalistic acting and won Oscars. Part 2 is similarly moving. Part 3 Mr. T. steals the show. Part 5...well part 5 sucks huge donkey balls. But Rocky 4 gets me hyped each and every time. The training montage and soundtrack (Vince Dicola, there&#39;s no easy way out plus others)was outstanding. Plus this was the only opponent that I thought could kill rocky. People call it cheesy. I call it the most entertaining and rewatchable in the series. When it comes on the tube i don&#39;t change the channel or flick back and forth. (Unlike the others) That shit is an event, that you call your buddies for. Me: "Yo bro, Rocky&#39;s on" Bud: "Yeah which one?" Me: "Rocky 3" Bud:"Ehh..I&#39;ll flick it when Mr.T is on." Now with Rocky 4. Bud:"Yo WTF! What channel is that shit on!" Anybody else the same way? Dragoooooo!!

  • Oct. 29, 2005, 4:24 p.m. CST

    Yes rocky five sucks

    by Neo Zeed

    Go ahead and watch it if you wanna see Rocky broke and mentally challenged, with the lamest villian of all time Tommy Gunn. Could this have been a good movie with those elements. Maybe, but it didn&#39;t make sense after the events of part 4 which in Rocky&#39;s world was the Greatest Victory in Sports History! No way he&#39;s be fucking broke. The reasoning behind it was retarded. And that&#39;s just the beginning..It made me wanna kick the TV. Just a poor script in general. At the very least it&#39;ll make you wish for Rocky Bolboa, if just to make up for Rocky 5.

  • Oct. 29, 2005, 4:29 p.m. CST

    Ok, Rambo 4, maybe not a good idea..but...

    by jojo-pimp

    I do miss seeing Sly in movies. Granted he&#39;s older and what not, but this man redefined action movies in the 80&#39;s. Its been a long time coming to see him in something new and entertaining.

  • Oct. 29, 2005, 4:53 p.m. CST

    People will THINK this is a good idea, until...

    by RoughDraft

    ...we&#39;re subjected to Sly&#39;s old fucking ass hobbling across the screen. Sure, the guy looks fine in still photographs, with airbrushing, but he&#39;s OLD. Steel yourself for some incredibly lame action scenes with this fucking geriatric.

  • Oct. 29, 2005, 8:22 p.m. CST

    What&#39;s Stallone gonna do, slap &#39;em all to death with his

    by Durendal

    He&#39;s getting to be like Sean Connery: TOO DAMN OLD FOR ACTION ROLES. It&#39;s like he&#39;s trying to be Geriatric Man or something.

  • Oct. 29, 2005, 9:21 p.m. CST

    Anyone actually fucking care?

    by The True Priapic

    Who fucking gives a shit?Christ sake,Mr Sulu is gay!I can&#39;t believe it.Actually...........I couldn&#39;t fucking care less.I&#39;m just soooooooooo fucking bored.How about remaking first blood with the Rock?Fucking wankers in Hollywood would probably try it.Toss pots.James Doohan isn&#39;t dead.He lives on..........onlyin our memories.You cocks.

  • Oct. 29, 2005, 10:46 p.m. CST

    Rambo should definitely take on al Qaeada.

    by The_Lion

  • Oct. 29, 2005, 11:12 p.m. CST

    beating the badguys with an oxygen tank would be pretty hardcore

    by Tall_Boy

    That could be messy.

  • Oct. 30, 2005, 1:34 a.m. CST

    they probably won&#39;t get made.

    by Russman

  • Oct. 30, 2005, 2:56 a.m. CST

    Rambo IV will own your ass

    by John Rambo

    Its about time this sort of film makes its triumphant returns to the big screen. A film that are serious about its business but will be seen as nothing more than silly after the decades over. For example, look the 80&#39;s, they&#39;re all filled with brainless action films that made no sense whatsoever but they were highly enjoyable at the time and were taken seriously for a few minutes. If someone were to go up against 50 armed men with a big ass knife (And succeed), you would sure as hell like to stick around and witness it. its the spectacle and romance of beefy men that takes us all on a journey of hyper-homoeroticism. Big beefy men wrestling each other while being sufficiently oiled and matter-of-fact.

  • Oct. 30, 2005, 3:33 a.m. CST

    Commando was brutal fun for the whole family

    by John Rambo

    When I was a child, I always thought the poster to Commando was one of the coolest thing ever but of course, what little boy would think military things aren&#39;t cool??? we like watching our heroes carry around big guns and bigger guns and even bigger guns. I also had the Commando T-shirt in the 80&#39;s. You can&#39;t find that kind of authenticity from a Hot Topic store. I sure as hell missed that damn t-shirt and I sure as hell missed the Rambo franchise.

  • Oct. 30, 2005, 8:54 a.m. CST

    It&#39;s over Johnny, It&#39;s over.

    by Brock DD Landers

    Colonel Trautman was a prophet 23 years ago.

  • Oct. 30, 2005, 1:15 p.m. CST

    Commando is awesome, a cult classic!

    by Neo Zeed

    commandofans.com has a sequel script up the was written by DeSouza and revised by Frank Darabont (!) the opening title sequence has a line going "Best read while listening to the "The Brazillian" by Genesis. So if you have the Insivible Touch album. Toss it on and crank up the volume!" I was hyped when I read that! They have to do it Pure 80s style! no CGI. rated R as hell. Also, get Mark L. Lester back. or nuthing at all. But in reality, It won&#39;t be the same cause Commando was a entertaining fluke. But for action flicks in general, I&#39;m sure people would say no way a violent action flick can play today blah, blah. So what? If we don&#39;t ask for what we want instead of playing "fake movie exectutive" we&#39;ll never have any fun at the movies again and we&#39;ll just get shit like XXX: state of the union. That site also has pics of the commando comic and merchandise, check it out!

  • Oct. 30, 2005, 1:37 p.m. CST

    Finally A Movie That Brings American Values Back To Hollywood

    by Ill Clinton

    Patriotism in films has been sorely missed, which probably accounts in some measure for some of the problems we&#39;ve been having.

  • Oct. 30, 2005, 4:22 p.m. CST

    don&#39;t push it....i&#39;ll give you a war you wouldn&#39;t be

    by slappy jones

    RAMBBO 4 can&#39;t come quick enough

  • Oct. 30, 2005, 5:02 p.m. CST

    This just in:

    by DocPazuzu

    Apparently, ALL you fucking crybabies will not only be seeing Rambo IV and Rocky Balboa, but also the 3-hour King Kong, Indy IV and Casino Royale. Who knew? HuaaaaaaaarrrGGGGHHHHH!!

  • Oct. 31, 2005, 12:19 a.m. CST

    Rambo IV? Only if it&#39;s directed by TIM BURTON!

    by Hervoyel

    Seriously, Rambo needs a makeover. Picture Stallone doing Rambo....only this time he&#39;s all dark and goth and shit. Instead of just regular guns he&#39;s got all kinds of weird devices and weapons. His girlfriend is of course cast as that Helen Bonham Carter chick (in the ape makeup? Dare we hope?) and he has to wipe out an army of Oompa Loompas who are now working for Al Qaeda. Soundtrack by Danny Elfman. I&#39;m there!

  • Oct. 31, 2005, 12:20 a.m. CST

    Rambo IV? Only if it&#39;s directed by TIM BURTON!

    by Hervoyel

    Seriously, Rambo needs a makeover. Picture Stallone doing Rambo....only this time he&#39;s all dark and goth and shit. Instead of just regular guns he&#39;s got all kinds of weird devices and weapons. His girlfriend is of course cast as that Helen Bonham Carter chick (in the ape makeup? Dare we hope?) and he has to wipe out an army of Oompa Loompas who are now working for Al Qaeda. Soundtrack by Danny Elfman. I&#39;m there!

  • Oct. 31, 2005, 12:21 a.m. CST

    Rambo IV? Only if it&#39;s directed by TIM BURTON!

    by Hervoyel

    Seriously, Rambo needs a makeover. Picture Stallone doing Rambo....only this time he&#39;s all dark and goth and shit. Instead of just regular guns he&#39;s got all kinds of weird devices and weapons. His girlfriend is of course cast as that Helen Bonham Carter chick (in the ape makeup? Dare we hope?) and he has to wipe out an army of Oompa Loompas who are now working for Al Qaeda. Soundtrack by Danny Elfman. I&#39;m there!

  • Oct. 31, 2005, 2:15 a.m. CST

    Rambo IV / Rocky 6

    by FalconJones

    maybe Rambo IV and Rocky 6 are actually the SAME picture! Rambo VS Rocky! now that would be &#39;over the top&#39;!

  • Oct. 31, 2005, 3:21 a.m. CST

    Forget Stallone, the original First Blodd book needs to be a TV

    by chien_sale

  • Oct. 31, 2005, 9:45 a.m. CST

    Tango/Cash 2

    by reckni

    Actually, Demolition Man II is what everybody wants. Sly could also muscle up and bring back Cobretti though, cure more diseases. Fuck Stallone!

  • Oct. 31, 2005, 5:07 p.m. CST

    Hervoyel

    by Chief Redcock

    funny guy

  • Oct. 31, 2005, 7:47 p.m. CST

    Isn&#39;t The Plot For ROCKY VI That He&#39;s Dead?

    by skoobyx

    Years ago there was a story that the plot would have Rocky dead and trying to fight his way into heaven in a curious theological precedent. --I remember Norm Macdonald mentioning it SNL and promptly ripping him a new one.

  • Oct. 31, 2005, 10:37 p.m. CST

    Rambo vs. Commando

    by smorris09

    Now that&#39;s an idea for a movie.

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