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Guy Incognito's review of ANTZ

Hey folks here we go...

Guy Incognito here with my final scoop from the 1998 Toronto Film Festival. This one's a doozie 'cause I happened to score some tickets to the World Premiere of "Antz" which also happened to be the closing film of the festival. Included in the price of admission (a hefty $165) was an invitation to the party afterwards thrown by Dreamworks. More on that later.

First, me and my buddies snag a seat and we leave our jackets so we can pop out for a quick smoke before the movie starts. On our way to the balcony, we have to cross the red carpet area where the stars make their entrance but the security guard holds us back and says we have to wait 'til everyone's made their entrance. Now Christopher Walken's gotta be one of my favourite actors and when he walked in the door, right past me I was speechless, too in awe of his coolness to say anything. Nobody really expected him to be there, I guess, I don't think he goes to a lot of these things. He rushed through the press line, I dunno if he really spoke to anybody. Next through the door was Jennifer Lopez (even hotter in real life), Danny Glover, Jeffery Katzenberg from Dreamworks and the directors of the movie, Jane Curtin and Dan Ackroyd. The person that REALLY made an impact on me was Gene Hackman. As all the other stars made their way through the doors into the theatre, he stayed outside for what must've been about 15-20 minutes shaking hands, signing autographs, doing interviews and generally being very gracious and personable. Even when he entered the theatre, he STILL stopped to shake people's hands and sign autographs, what a guy! When all the stars had passed, the security let us through, but my friend and I took the wrong path and ended up walking up the sectioned-off carpeted area where all the stars are led into the theatre. There were hundreds of people there with cameras waiting for their favourite movie idols and they were giving us this "Who the hell are these guys?" look. By this time it began to dawn on me that something was wrong and when some guy yelled, "You've gotta do a MOVIE first to walk there man!" everything became clear. It was an honest mistake so I turned beet-red and made my way back down the carpet (beer in hand) and took the CORRECT route this time. People must've thought I was some party crasher 'cause we were getting some DIRTY looks from people I tells ya. Hey, water under the bridge. Sorry for rambling. ANYWAYS, things get underway and the directors come out thanking everyone for showing and then they had the stars come out on stage one by one. Walken got the most applause by far with Gene Hackman and Danny Glover close behind. Then the movie began.

Wow. I'd been impressed by the stills I'd seen of this film but I really hadn't seen much else until last night so I was totally blown away. "Antz" is a REALLY entertaining movie. Basically, Woody Allen's character, Z, is sick of being part of a colony where everyone is expected to do what is asked of them without question. He hates being a worker ant and dreams of finding the legendary "Insectopia" where he can be his own person (or ant in this case) instead of a number. Sharon Stone's character, Princess Bala, is also sick of her life. She's the Queen's daughter, destined to pop out babies one every ten seconds and marry Gene Hackman's character, the evil General Mandible who has plans of his own for the future of the colony. While slumming it one night in a bar, Bala hooks up with Z and when he switches places with his soldier pal, Weaver (Sylvester Stallone) in order to see the princess again, things start to get crazy. The story is really well done and the voice talent is excellent. It's funny, 'cause although you know who's voicing certain characters and the personalities of the actor and CG equivalent are similar (Stallone as the burly guy, Walken as the bad guy, etc.) the characters really get a chance to stand on their own and they're not overshadowed by the major voice talent behind them. Woody Allen is great and the role seems to have been written for him. Nobody does the neurotic, insecure guy like him and it was great to see him as an ant 'cause they had some really great lines for him, "I was the middle child of 5 million.", "Some days, I just can't lift any more than 10 times my own." weight." which got a great audience reaction. The thing that REALLY blew my mind was the CG. Visually, this movie is LIGHTYEARS beyond Toy Story. I'm a CG animator by trade so I know how difficult some stuff is to do and PDI's work just rocked the house. Every frame of this film was gorgeous enough to take home and frame and while Toy Story had some rough spots (like that awful-looking dog and the humans), Antz was virtually flawless.The animation was as impressive or even moreso than Toy Story and the movie was more adult oriented so it had a cool "edge" to it that I loved (even had some language that would make Uncle Walt blush). The closing shot of the film is genius. I won't spoil it but not only was it amazing from a technical standpoint, but it also made a very cool statement. In all honesty, I can't see how someone couldn't like this movie. It's great looking, it's really fun, it's hilarious at times, it's smart, it's exciting and it's short and sweet (77 minutes). And hey, no cheezy Randy Newman songs!!!! Full marks for "Antz" and to everyone behind it. The most kudos go out to Pacific Data Images, you're work was FABULOUS guys!!!!! Man, with Prince of Egypt coming out soon, Dreamworks is REALLY proving that Disney ain't the only guys who can do animation in town, they're definitely a force to be reckoned with now and I can't wait to see their next animated feature. All I gotta say is even though the look is totally different and it's geared towards different audiences,"A Bug's Life" better be damned good, for their sake.

After the movie, everyone went next door for a huge party sponsered by Dreamworks. Didn't see any of the stars there, but someone claimed to have seen Harvy Keitel and I saw the lady who played the machine gun weilding little person, Thumbelina, in Total Recall. TOO COOL! After the party, one of the employees was taking down these amazing "Antz" banners and when we asked if we could have them, he said we could take the ones on the other side of the huge tent. My friend climbed into the scaffolding and cut them down and as we were walking out, some guy stopped us and said that they had to go back to the production office and that the other guy had no authority to give them away. DAMN! Anyways, out of spite, as I was leaving I managed to take a huge cardboard box filled with unused plastic cups. WOOHOOOO!! All in all, a great night (albeit pricey) but I managed to get my moneys worth in free booze.... and plastic cups. Another great year for the Toronto Film Festival!

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Antz advance screening
by fluffy
Sep 22nd, 1998
06:23:25 AM
Antz in Ottawa, Canada on the 29th
by Alex
Sep 22nd, 1998
07:08:25 AM
Randy Newman and ANTZ
by AMC DAVE
Sep 22nd, 1998
01:01:30 PM
Scud
by biff
Sep 22nd, 1998
01:18:42 PM
Wooohooo! Carolina 4, Buffalo 2. The Cup is near.
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Jun 2nd, 2006
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