I am – Hercules!!

I’m such a greedy fuck. I had to take care to place my orders, fill in some key gaps in my library, before I shared with Coaxial News readers. Because I hear these deals may not … last. Forgive. Me.

Warner Bros. Home Entertainment, apparently horrified and threatened by Fox’s insanely low-price pre-hi-def packaging on the series set for Buffy the Vampire Slayer and the season sets for The X-Files, has usurped this month’s worldwide insanely-cheap home-entertainment crown by letting some of its series-sets go for less than $20 per season.

Less than $20 per season???? Mind you, this all kinda feels very temporary. But for the moment, you can pick up shows like “The West Wing” (the genius seasons) and “Friends” for less than $1 an episode. Here are the season-sets that are available for $19.97 each – at least if you … act quickly:

Dallas 1.x/2.x
Dukes of Hazzard 1.x
Dukes of Hazzard 2.x

ER 1.x

ER 2.x

Friends 1.x

Friends 2.x

The Waltons 1.x

The West Wing 1.x

The West Wing 2.x

The one costs more than $20 - but also works out to less than $1 per episode:

Friends: The One With All Ten Seasons

Get this!! “Buffy The Vampire Slayer: The Complete Series,” the best TV series ever produced, WAS available for $239.99 new (or $199.99 used). But NOW you can pre-order all seven seasons brand new, including a never-before-issued 40th bonus disc, for just $129.99!! That’s like all 144 hours for – what? – 90 cents per hour!! A better Christmukkah gift is unimaginable!!!