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THE PRODUCERS One-Sheet Is Online!
Hi, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab...
Check out all the Uma!
The film opens Dec. 21st.
"Moriarty" out.
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Enough said
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Looks like the Photoshoppers worked overtime on Uma.
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It's odd looking. It's strange to see a man as heavily photoshopped, fake and shiney as Mathew Broderick is in t hat thing... it's like a Bicentennial Man poster or something.
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I don't see Uma working in this movie, but whatever.
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I don't know if the play will transfer to a video game very well though.
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the movie based on the musical based on the movie.can't(yawn)wait.
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come on!! who's with me??
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Though there's one completely bemusing thing in this one-sheet... Nathan Lane's got lipstick traces on his face. Unless he's developed a healthy homosexual penchant for ladyboys, as opposed to just normal boys (gay men), then we all know that those lipstick smudges make no sense.
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...'nuff said.
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Ferris takes the day off to have his prostate exam! The doctor? None other than convicted pederast Principal Rooney! "You're ass is mine" was never this funny! Cameron is on day leave from the mental hospital and sister Jeanie takes a break from turning tricks in this rollicking sequel that will have you in the aisles! Ebert says, "Never has anything slayed so much since Broderick was driving in England!"
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...what with that, Broderick's bizzare middle aged women's Hollywood hair commercial style lighting, and the fact that in lights behind Lane it says "Funny Boy", I think this movie has got "issues" with it's sexual identity. Somebody call Dr Phil.
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I can
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With secratary Grace as the madame.Not to mention the return of charlie sheen,cinema's greatest pervert!!"Why don't you stick your thumb up your butt??"Thought you'd never ask.
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Whatever. This is an entirely unneccesary film, isn't it? The original is a classic, and the play is awesome, so this is just a desperate grab for cash. I never saw the original Lane/Broderick run, but I did see it in LA with Jason Alexander and Martin Short, and in England with Lee Evans as Leo Bloom and some fat guy named Brad Oscar as Max. I think I'd rather see a movie version with Alexander and Evans, as they were both hysterical. But man-o-man, I does love me some slutty swedish Ulla-Uma...
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That character was pretty minor in the original if memory serves.
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Oct 08, 2005 12:25:47 AM CDT
I only know the musical from the curb your enthusiasm episodes
by i dunno
I'm a phillistine I know. But I got enough to know that it's fucking obnoxious. But then I can't stand musicals in general. The longer Broderick wastes his time the longer it's going to take to see Godzilla 2.
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Does it ever make you want to just stop this "website thing" when all people do is hate on EVERY THING POSTED?
You talkbackers are a fucking joke. GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
For being sceptical about a remake of what is, for some, a beloved classic? That makes us haters... Hell, I'd hate to see how apoplectic You get when some suit gets the notion to remake Battlefield Earth.
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I'm with you.
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I think its great that you love that classic.
SO WATCH THE CLASSIC AND DONT WASTE YOUR TIME WITH THIS ONE.
The point is, why are you such a fucking little whining bitch?
We are in a remake cycle here. Does that surprise you?
Read a book. Go out. Do something other than bitch about something that you all have seen coming and cannot stop.
I bet you haters all go pay to see it, or at least download it.
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You sure do hate thems there haters.
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at all, she's too skinny.. Funny stage show, great movie from the 60's.. this will be ok I'm sure, but she was the wrong lady to play that role. Harry would have been a better choice than Uma.
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Oct 08, 2005 3:17:20 AM CDT
The original is brill as is the stage play, but do we really nee
by alucardvsdracula
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NAthan and Matthew don't seem to be concerned with the woman with the broken neck laying on their desk. Weird.
Seriously, her head looks, um, twisted...and she looks like Madonna. Which isn't so bad as it is weird. -
None of those people were together for the taking of that photograph.
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Oct 08, 2005 4:13:21 AM CDT
It's the first time I can really look at Uma without feeling
by derlanghaarige
But she still has to prove that she can act.
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i like uma
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though the character didn't have too big a part in the original, she had a much bigger and more important role in the broadway show
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Is it that fucking hard to get three actors in a room and position them on a desk for a poster? Seriously? Why the hell do they have to paste heads on other people's bodies. It's not like the actors are THAT Goddamn busy all the time. It's a two hour photo-op... But no, let's just take their heads and impose them on some poor saps body. Because... uh, we can.
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I loved the original with Zero Mostel and Gene Wilder (And TV's Mr. Belvedere, the late Christopher Hewitt as their drag queen director) and I can't wait to see this one...especially since Will Ferrell is playing the crazy German. :D
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Oct 08, 2005 1:21:02 PM CDT
"Never has anything slayed so much since Broderick was driving i
by bubastis
That was in Ireland, dipshit.
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That's an insult to crazy German people, you take that back! Now! Schnell! Schnell!!!!!
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The close-up of Uma's feet!
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Perhaps this is Mels Swan Song for film. The Producers was a great film-the Play was a different twist on the movie...Looking forward to seeing the movie cause I missed the Musical...mainly cause I don't live in NYC
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Uma is in this movie becuase Nicole bailed. I havent seen the Musical. so i dont know whether this updated version will be any good and will modern audiences laugh at the idea of Hitler the musical. I just dont know. The reaction to this in the US will be interesting anyway. Mel brooks is not the hot movie property he once was. America gave bith to the PC Culture and it may well be that this will be cut to ribbons because of that. We will soon found out.
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Oh well excuse me all to hell.
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Is he now perceived as a liability marketing-wise?
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A movie based on the stage musical based on a movie. When will we see a movie based on the stage musical based on the movie based on the TV show based on the book based on the video game? Maybe ten years?
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that's all
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Oct 08, 2005 11:35:05 PM CDT
Apparently MASH is being remade with Ashton Kutcher as Hawkeye a
by seppukudkurosawa
which will be a movie based on the tv show based on the movie based on the book.
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quite an ugly poster.
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Like an unlicensed airbrushed t-shirt you'd buy at a flea market.
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Some guy up there said he missed the musical because he doesn't live in NY. I live in NY and never go to see the show. Simply I never had the money or patience to pay like 80 bucks for a show two months from the time I buy the ticket.
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And is that a good thing? His last several movies haven't been all that great, and I don't know if he's just lost his touch (how the hell was there not a joke about him holding crosses as Van Helsing in that Dracula spoof?) or if he's just not as passionate about the material he's spoofing anymore. I could blame the not-as-good crop of new actors he's got to work with, but how do you make Jeffrey Tambor as unfunny as he did in Life Stinks? I hope I get to laugh with this one, I miss loving Mel Brooks movies. At least his name is all over it so that if it works it can't be mistaken for anything but a Mel Brooks creation. And if it stinks, it's the fault of someone else because the original and the play are both good.
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You know you want it, bitch.
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Is it just me or does Uma look like Madonna on this? Also, amen on the Spaceballs prequel banned, but wouldn't it have to be Spaceballs CHAPTER something? It called itself Chapter 11, I think, in the opening credits.
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Oh how I miss the mel that made that movie along with "high anxiety" ("i got it...I got it....I got it...I don't got it....) and "silent movie". I TRIED....yes, TRIED to watch "life stinks" and was very disappointed. Even spaceballs leaves me in a somewhat "bleh" state of mind. Sorry, but the jokes don't hold up to the ravages of time like, say..."young frankenstein".
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doesn't look like Uma
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Let's hope that "The Producers" doesn't meet the same fate
that "The Phantom of the Opera"
met with last December when it
bombed at the domestic boxoffice
(it may have done better internationally). It played on broadway for years and still has
stage productions going on all over
the world but that did not translate into big boxoffice dollars. Lack of big boxoffice names might have veen a factor.
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