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Boy, Christina Ricci looks bruised, battered and trashy in BLACK SNAKE MOAN!
Y'all know me, know how I earn a livin'. Quint here with some slutty/sexy/disturbing pics of the yummy-yummy Christina Ricci in Craig Brewer's follow-up to HUSTLE & FLOW, a flick called BLACK SNAKE MOAN. This is supposed to be Brewer doing a film in the mold of GATOR BAIT and after seeing the below-linked pics... it looks like he's pulling it off. I can't wait to see this flick and see just how mean and cruel Sam Jackson's gonna be!
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I mean that in the nicest way of course.
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"Plot Outline(IMDB): The plot involves a white nymphomaniac who must be "cured" of her disorder by an older black bluesman."
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...and some Bactine.
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how sad most of the people who post on this site are. And that includes Harry and his cadre of repoters. Go on Harry, ban me again. I'll just re-register. Ah, I love the anonymity of the net.
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yeah, stating the obvious, but still....
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Ahh, yes, another cinematic celebration of what's *great* (sarcasm) with our world.
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With that shiner she must been talkin' smack and was told to get her ho-ass back to work.
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Oct 03, 2005 5:45:00 AM CDT
For the love of christ. who would need 4 Heathcliffe DVDs?
by trevor goodchild
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You know what is more disturbing Quinty? A battered and bruised Ricci turns you on because she's so clumsy and keeps falling into Jackson's closed fist. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to masturbate to The Accused.
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The only movie I remember seeing her where she didn't play some kind of slut or dirtbag was Addam's Family.
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And those breasts! Yum-my.
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Wednesday Adams was a filthy whore.
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Oct 03, 2005 7:34:00 AM CDT
You can always tell when an actress is making a last-ditch attem
by seppukudkurosawa
when she appears throughout the whole movie beaten-up, half-dressed (if that) and with that glassy look of over-use in her eye. Think about all the examples of actresses who've gone this typical showbiz route before (Katherine Hepburn, Olivia DeHavilland, Whoopie Goldberg), somewhere down the line they all revealed the inner battered whore.
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Good thing it's a white girl being smacked around by a black man, as opposed to say... a black girl being smacked around by a white man, cause you know, THAT would be racist.
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WHY Cant it be WHITE SNAKE MOAN. or YELLOW snake moan. Cuz ya'll muthafuckers always trying to keep the black man down. And if we black people don't speak up in outrage at every shit thats obviously NOT racist people will forget theres racism in the world AND WE CANT HAVE THAT.
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Oct 03, 2005 7:53:22 AM CDT
Interesting how the full front view has the most hits.
by trevor goodchild
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blond hair looks good on her
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Damn POS talkback. // I never saw that in Wednesday, but I wouldn't mind seeing her dressed in goth-leather and makeup today. In fact, I would not mind that at all...
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Oct 03, 2005 8:06:30 AM CDT
My lesbian feminist aunt would say it's wrong to find humor
by mrboinfoint
But I can't help look into Christina Ricci's, bruise, battered, bloody face and mirror her ecstatic smile with my own. You go, punching bag!
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I think I should point out to the fine fans out there of Miss Ricci that she seems to be missing her BOOBS!!!!! WHERE THE FUCK ARE HER MAUMFLAUMBAS????? WHAT THE HOLY GOD IN HEAVEN HAPPENED TO HER WONDERFULLY GLORIOUS RACK OF FUNBAGS?!?!?!?!? HAS SHE FALLEN VICTIM TO YET ANOTHER HOLLYWOOD TREND OF GETTING SO FUCKING HUNGRY AND THIN THAT THE FIRST THING TO GO ARE THE SAFETY CUSHIONS??????? DAMN YOU - YOU FUCKING CASTING AGENTS!!!! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU ALL AND USE YOUR SCHREDDED CARCASSES FOR ARTIFICIAL BOOB FILLER!!!!! THIS HAS GOT TO STOP!!!! WE NEED THE TITTIES!!!! WE MUST HAVE THE TITTIES!!!! TITTIES HELP THE WORLD GO ROUND!!!!!! GRAB YOUR GUNS AND RUN FOR THE COAST EVERYBODY - WE HAVE GOT TO DEFEND THE GREAT TITTIES OF THE EARTH!!!!!...And thus, bring them girls some gravy! - - - George, The 7th Chicken!!!!
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That she turned me on more when she was under the age of fifteen and had some meat wrapped around her bones?
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I agree. I found her irresitable in the Opposite of Sex and Buffalo 66. However, lately she has joined the whole "I will never eat again" crowd and has lost her figure and some boobage.
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No, no. The opening to Shivers is disturbingly sexy... make you want to kick yourself with a steel toed boot in an ice cold shower... This? This just looks sad. I wonder if Ricci can resist the trailer trash accent she could so easily use for this? Looks interesting... man this film is going to piss a lot of people off. Peace.
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Don't cha just hate it when ya keep saying a word over and over again? Fuck. Peace.
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Oct 03, 2005 9:35:21 AM CDT
"I AM GOING TO KILL YOU ALL AND USE YOUR SCHREDDED CARCASSES FOR
by neosamurai85
Good one man. First luagh of the day! Peace.
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...but she hung around with Vincent Gallo.He's horrible.Just horrible.How the fuck did Sevigny accept that...ahem...part?Does that Gallo just prey on moronic birds?Yeah,suck my cock cos its ART!!!But Ricci looks cute and sexy as shes smiling and in little itty bitty panties and that ass...holee.....still,the bruises look erm....hmm...maybe shes been dating Tom Sizemore,
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This looks like a bunch of misogynistic bullshit. You actually think a women being beaten, chained up and raped is sexy? What the hell? I know you guys love you your pornography and everything, but come on, this is ridiculous.
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I make it a point to play to her fragile and distorted body image. A little "You look kinda hefty in those jeans!" goes a long way toward keeping her hot and emaciated. Think of it as a daily affirmation of her deepest insecurities. Calling her "Chubbs" helps as well.
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Yeah, you're right, there's nothing to be shocked about. But I'm not being prude or naive. Stop propagating the horny nerd stereotype, you assholes. Have some respect for yourselves and the opposite sex. You might learn that human sexuality isn't really about dominance and control, unless you have a really damaged psyche, and it's more about accepting another person's instead of your own, with the love and trust that they'll do the same for you. I swear, you'll enjoy sex a lot more.
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...that is.
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When I saw this on fark TWO WEEKS ago I noticed her boobs are gone and she's too scrawney. Say it ain't so, Wednesday!
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Still not seeing the sexy here. On an unrelated note, I must say that make up is kind of bad. Perhaps lighting will help. Peace.
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Thanks to this article I won't have this piece of crap "art" film cluttering up my NetFlix list.
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These are not pics from the film, they are from the set. This tells us nothing about how she will be portrayed... she's not acting right now, she's just having fun drinking her soda. That said, if one is turned on by seeing Ricci in her underwear with bad makeup on... I'm not sure they are a sicko... I mean.. that zombie chick from the Land of the Dead forum was pretty hot by my book... However, I really don't get that impression from most talkback posts. Peace.
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IMO, the panties/top deal is really preventing this scene from taking off... Mr. Brewer might want to reconsider a slightly more revealing re-shoot...
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does she not listen or what?
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But it is nice to see Nicole Richie is getting some work. I used to really want to bang her, as she's obviously one of those chicks that has a nice sex jiggle when she gets pumped real hard. I'm guessing her sex juggle now is all gone . . .
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Ricci!!! She was the one with the sex jiggle.
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I had access to seeing her test footage for this film. She was all kinds of nude. There is much to look forward to
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TAKE ME!!! ITS ME YOU WANT!! COME ON!!! THIS IS ABOUT ME!!! TAKE ME!! oh, look! its christina ricci! nope, it's katie holmes. sorry.
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How has this site existed so long and I haven't known about it?!Christ on a cracker, I would kill anyone to get a chance to do many naughty things to and with Christina Ricci. God, I am such a sad, fat man, posting my intentions for love on a talkback. Must go cry and eat pie now. Masturbate later.
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Granted, she's still got a ways to go for Ally McBeal/Nicole Ritchie territory, but she used to look way better with more curves. When did eatin a friggin cheeseburger become so goddamn uncool...
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Oct 03, 2005 6:51:11 PM CDT
Sadly, with C. Ricci, another unusual-looking yet TRULY *fine* y
by stan the bat
...has gone among the ranks of the Plastic Surgery Victim Du Jour. It's just too depressing...
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Its funny how assholes here obliviously keep bringing up the race card when they constantly imply that black people are labeling every plotline as racist. What hypocrites. Who said anything about Ricci's character being beaten by Jackson's character? Damn. Maybe I should use the racist tag on you for jumping to such a conclusion in the first place. I haven't been handed a copy of the script and therefore I don't have a clue if she gets any bruises and if so who was responsible for them. But if Jackson's character does put a hand on her that in a way is kind of a twisted progress since we know how society gets uncomfortable seeing a black man standing two feet next to a white woman on screen. Save your tired "reverse racism" ranting until you at least learn more about what happens in the film.
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"I think I should point out to the fine fans out there of Miss Ricci that she seems to be missing her BOOBS!!!!! WHERE THE FUCK ARE HER MAUMFLAUMBAS????? WHAT THE HOLY GOD IN HEAVEN HAPPENED TO HER WONDERFULLY GLORIOUS RACK OF FUNBAGS?!?!?!?!? HAS SHE FALLEN VICTIM TO YET ANOTHER HOLLYWOOD TREND OF GETTING SO FUCKING HUNGRY AND THIN THAT THE FIRST THING TO GO ARE THE SAFETY CUSHIONS??????? DAMN YOU - YOU FUCKING CASTING AGENTS!!!! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU ALL AND USE YOUR SCHREDDED CARCASSES FOR ARTIFICIAL BOOB FILLER!!!!! THIS HAS GOT TO STOP!!!! WE NEED THE TITTIES!!!! WE MUST HAVE THE TITTIES!!!! TITTIES HELP THE WORLD GO ROUND!!!!!! GRAB YOUR GUNS AND RUN FOR THE COAST EVERYBODY - WE HAVE GOT TO DEFEND THE GREAT TITTIES OF THE EARTH!!!!!...And thus, bring them girls some gravy! - - - George, The 7th Chicken!!!!" What has happened to the breasts of young white starlets? In film, outside the porn industry, breasts and round buttocks are becoming an endangered species for white girls. Its an American tragedy.
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I'm shocked nobody jumped on me about saying "That said, if one is turned on by seeing Ricci in her underwear with bad makeup on... I'm not sure they are a sicko" while I was away. I was going down the road thinking. Didn't have time to fix it... man that's going to catch hell. Anyway
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Isabella Rosellini getting smacked to pieces in Blue Velvet. Seriously, you're a very sick puppy finding bruises sexy. Next you're gonna be talking about penetrating bullet-holes and the like. Go back to necrophiliacsunite.ded you disturbed excuse for a human. ;)
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Ah... what's that they say about a drop of blood in the ocean? Peace.
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However Ricci has a bigger forehead, so in that aspect, I think my friend might even be more attractive than her, which is really saying something.
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Oct 04, 2005 3:02:52 AM CDT
Christina Ricci looking like a multiple rape victim is hot to yo
by laserbrain
Yes, we know now who you are and what you do for a living. You are a pimp, yes?
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was referring to her giant head?
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everytime i click o nit, it doesnt work. is there another site that has them posted or anything?
any help would be, uh, ...help.
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It's perdictible that some talkbackers would respond the way they are, but the fact that Quint started it... that's kind of messed up man. Peace.
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Fine, fine ass! I just hope that annoying hack jackson doesn't fuck the movie up like he does practically everything else he's in.
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Oct 04, 2005 5:31:03 PM CDT
Christina sweetheart...please eat a Big Mac and some McNuggets..
by astronato
.....and a shake. Did she have a breast reduction? I love her when she is full figured. Please Christina,after filming is over stop by Carvels.
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