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AICN & The Alamo present DOMINO with Tony Scott & Richard Kelly + Cocktails & Shotguns & Live Ammunition! That's Right

Published at:  Sep 25, 2005 4:48:52 PM CDT

Hey folks, Harry here! This time we ARE gonna have shotguns for this deal! I'm so pumped for this screening I feel like a Nerf Rocket! First off - Tony Scott! Tony Scott! That's Awesome! I don't know about you, but I've grown up with his films! They're continually an event that I'm waiting for. Then there's Richard Kelly, the smartest, coolest, youngest ball of genius to come rolling into Hollywood in ages. So that alone would make this screening the bee's knees - but wait... there's more. After the film - the Audience gets up and heads out to a shotgun range - one where 20 people can simultaneously blow the fuck out little Clay Pigeons in the night sky, while people suck down alcohol and special treats! Sometimes, living in Texas really fucking pays! Now, I know what you're thinking... "HOW THE FUCK DO I GET TO BE THERE?" Well - Tim League has all the details below! Enjoy!






These things are happening fast and furious this month!



Ain't It Cool News and the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema are proud to present another kick-ass sneak preview screening.



Event: Domino Sneak Preview


Date: Sunday, October 2, 7:00 PM


Location: Alamo Drafthouse Cinema South Lamar



Director Tony Scott and screenwriter Richard Kelly will be live in person to introduce and conduct a Q&A for the WILDLY anticipated new film DOMINO. The film is inspired by the life of Domino Harvey, daughter of legendary actor Laurence Harvey and a former model who rejected her privileged Beverly Hills life to become a bounty hunter.



Following the Q&A, attendees are invited to an after-party at an Austin shotgun range, where you live out the movie by being trained to become a bounty hunter! Appetizers will be served with beer and wine. Guests will be invited to shoot skeet under the supervision of trained instructors. Your ticket to the screening includes the party, including the cost of the instructors, gun rental, clay skeet and ammunition.



There are two ways to get tickets to this event.


1) Fantastic Fest badge holders (VIP and regular film badges alike) are invited to the screening. You can purchase a Fantastic Fest badge at FantasticFest.Com. Fantastic Fest is a horror, sci-fi and fantasy film festival happening October 6-9 at Alamo South Lamar, featuring over 20 regional premieres and sneak previews, including Project Greenlight's FEAST, Eli Roth's HOSTEL, the extended cut of SIN CITY, ZATHURA, and more.



2) You can purchase a ticket for $26 at OriginalAlamo.Com/Lamar. Tickets will go on sale at 5:00 PM on Wednesday, and are extremely limited. To assure admission to this screening, we recommend the purchase of a Fantastic Fest badge.



Detailed directions to the after party will be given to the attendees following the screening.



Note - there is a chance that Tony Scott will be pulled away to begin shooting his next feature, but at the time of this posting he will be in attendance for the event



Man! I can't wait to blow those fucking clay pigeons away after seeing shotguns brutally used in DOMINO! I just want to see Tony and Richard blasting away, you don't think they're woosified Hollywood Anti-Gun do ya? Heh. I didn't think so either! THIS IS GOING TO RULE!!!!!



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  • Sep 25, 2005 5:05:13 PM CDT

    My name is Domino Harvey

    by ace hunter

    Wish this would start. Sick of seeing the trailer.

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  • Sep 25, 2005 5:07:12 PM CDT

    Also...

    by ace hunter

    ...alcohol + shotguns = a good time.

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  • Sep 25, 2005 5:07:36 PM CDT

    Keira Knightly As A Hot Chick Bounty Hunter? I'M SO THERE!

    by zombiesolutions

    Ms, Knightly is gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. i love her.

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  • Sep 25, 2005 5:36:41 PM CDT

    To be in Slacker Country right now...

    by seppukudkurosawa

    You should make that Shotgun Fest a belated tribute to our man Hunter S Thompson (with each passing day the man grows deader). I've always liked Little Scottie's films: I'm one of those rare mineral-deprived individuals who actually dug the hell out of Enemy of the State & The Last Boy Scout. Is it me or is there a serious lack of sawn-off shotguns in the action films of today? Sure, you get the occasional black liquor store owner tearing one out from under the counter, but that's all too rare a happening. If these film-makers really grew up lathering over Foxy Brown, then pay the madam some respect, open those trunks and bring out Old Rusty for ol' times sake.

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  • Sep 25, 2005 5:44:55 PM CDT

    Keira "Princess of Thieves" Knightley

    by seppukudkurosawa

    Caught this on cable the other day, and she's pretty good as Robin Hood's daughter. I really felt bad for her not seeing her father often enough. Plus, she's the sexiest tomboy beanp---- Hey, I didn't mean use the shotguns on me wtf!

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  • Sep 25, 2005 5:55:44 PM CDT

    who's domino? what's her name? what does she do?

    by holodigm

    i've watched the trailer a billion times and for the life of me i wish the trailer told me that stuff.

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  • Sep 25, 2005 7:51:48 PM CDT

    Keira Knightly

    by itchy

    I once jerked off to her boobies in The Hole. I think she was 15 at the time she filmed that scene, which is cool under UK law. Does that make me a bad person ?

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  • It's a fucking mistake from frame one because...drumroll...Kiera Knightley is the second-most overhyped broad since Scarlett Johannsen...her handlers are genius to sucker the studios into thinking she can open anything other than a soda can.

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  • Sep 25, 2005 8:00:49 PM CDT

    This is such a bad idea

    by the funketeer

    Putting guns in the hands of a bunch of retards who's understanding of weapons comes from watching movies like this. Trained instructors or no, I've shot trap and skeet plenty of times and there's always some asshole who thinks he's in a movie and ignores the basic safety rules designed to keep the rest of us alive.

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  • Sep 25, 2005 8:05:47 PM CDT

    Harry, you shouldn't shoot any shotguns...

    by kintar0

    you broke your leg just from walking. A shotgun recoil would probably break your collarbone. When I was in high school, I'd go to the range with my dad to shoot all time. This one time I was there this really hot, mean popular chick was there with her family. She was firing a shotgun for the first time and the butt popped up right into her mouth and busted three of her teeth out. I can still picture her screaming and bleeding and fuckin' freaking out. Just watch, Harry, have a beer and cheet on Cameron Crowe, man.

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  • Sep 25, 2005 9:05:28 PM CDT

    They delayed this movie forever, but I still wanna see it

    by neo zeed

    Tony Scott is so badass. I wish that his bro would get back to doing his Alien, Blade Runner, Legend stuff again. Matchstick Men + Kingdom of Heaven = snoozeville.

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  • Sep 25, 2005 10:06:41 PM CDT

    Ridley's Matchstick Men is better than *anything* Tony'

    by osmosis jones

    And it was Tarantino's screenplay and the killer cast that made TR a great film. At least T. Scott used to make good-*looking* films, but ever since, say, The Fan, his films have been getting jumpier and mre incoherent. Man On Fire literally gave me a raging case of eye strain, and Domino looks equally frenzied and unbearable. Plus, seeing Keira Knightley (who probably weighs 95 pounds soaking wet) weilding two machine guns simultaneously whilst trying to sound "badass" with her twee Brit accent is funny for all the wrong reasons. Say what you will about Jennifer Lopez, but in Out Of Sight, she was convincing as a gorgeous female who could also kick your ass. Knightley looks like a strong wind would blow her over.

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  • Sep 25, 2005 10:14:42 PM CDT

    HARRY DO NOT DO THIS!!!!

    by flummage

    OH.MY.GOD. HARRY!?!? Have you got a suicide wish!? ONE OF THESE ALCHOHOLIC PYCHOSIS RIDDLED NUTFUCKS WILL GO...well FUCKNUTS!!! Promise me you will at least wear a kevlar vest, or if you can't get a decent sized kevlar, call up Peter and go for a mithril one. PLEASE!! *...bites nails anxiously...*

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  • No doubt. As for Man on Fire, I liked his new frenzied visual style. The story was weak but hopefully if this has a great script, (like I've heard it is) than it should be good. Fingers Crossed! And Tony's BMW film was the best use of his new style to date. And one of my favorite of the series.

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  • Sep 25, 2005 10:39:49 PM CDT

    Crimson Tide was Tony's last really great film.

    by osmosis jones

    Of course, the superb performances by Denzel and Gene helped, as did QT's uncredited script polishes. Last Boy Scout is a definite guilty pleasure ("I forgot to tell you...'Bom' means 'Fuck you' in Polish"). Other than those and TR, however, Tony has never lived up to Ridley. I mean, Top Gun vs. Alien? Man On Fire vs. Blade Runner? Revenge vs. Black Hawk Down? Sure, Ridley's made his own turkeys (Legend in particular), but at least Ridley's visual style has remained somewhat consistant, while Tony's grows ever more frenzied and nauseating.

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  • Sep 25, 2005 11:15:24 PM CDT

    See What I Mean!?

    by flummage

    This thing is only gonna decend into a... "SHE'S MA' SEXEH LITTLE BEAN..BONER...POLEBEAN....POLEBONER.
    *buuuuuurp* AW SHEEIT! SHE'S MINE AND YOU CAN'T HAVE HER!!! *Blam blam blam blam blam*

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  • Legend had big script problems, but it was very ambitious artwise and had a haunting beauty to it. I love the it's traditional effects rather than the Cgi-fest of fantasy movies today. But it was a failure (I still have see the directors cut though.) I think Tony has been the more forward thinking of the brothers lately though. His BMW film was fantastic. And is at least he's pushing the envelope in terms of editing and use of text onscreen. And his latest projects at least sound more exciting. Ridley's new projects don't take advantage of his talent to create new worlds. I will admit that I just saw the longer trailer for Domino and it was a bit of a mess. I hope the film is better. At least Tony is willing to try new things. Ridley (though still very skilled) just going through the motions.

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  • Sep 26, 2005 3:01:35 AM CDT

    Itchy, it ain't cool under UK law.

    by tonywilson

    Sorry bud it's 16 here and 16 for boobs out too, they got away with it though. The nice thins is I was 15 when I saw it so ahaha, doesn't make me a bad man at all.

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  • Sep 26, 2005 4:51:22 AM CDT

    Wheres Columbo When You Need Him!??!?!

    by flummage

    *...Flummage appears to be casually walking out of the talkback, when he wheels around dramatically...* Oh, Mr Wilson?... *...smiles openly...* ...Or can I call you Tony?... *...pulls out a rumpled piece of paper from the depths of a pocket in his filthy mac rain coat...* ...just one more thing, Tony...*...squints heavily at the paper..* ...lemme see here, I can't see a thing in here, so gloomy! You know the wife is always tellin me to get contact lenses, even books appointments with the optician! ...* ...says in a buddy buddy type manner...* ...but I can't stand it, cant stand the idea of putting something in my eye... where am I?...*...pats around for reading glasses...* ...ah let me see now...ah yes, here we are!...You stated in the Joss Whedon talkback that- not more than a few inches from this one... and I quote!..."I'm 23 and was 16 when Buffy started"... *...stares up through his reading glasses at the shifty looking Tony in a suprised manner...* ...yet on this very talkback, you state that, and I quote again, "...The nice thins is I was 15 when I saw it so ahaha, doesn't make me a bad man at all..." ... *..sighing heavily, and scratching head...* ...Doesn't! Make! You! A! Bad! Man! At! All! ...indeed it doesn't Tony, indeed it doesn't... *...hunched over and with his arms crossed...* ...yet you state that you are 23 now, and that you were 15 when you saw The Hole?!?!? ... *...scratches head...* ...which at the earilest would have been 2001, when it was released... *...looks at the squirming Tony, straight in the eyes - even though he is still squinting....* ...so according to your figures Tony, you would have been 19 when you saw this movie. 19. Not 15! Not at 15 years of age did you, and I quote!!...*..getting angry...* ..."VIGOROUSLY, AND REPEATEDLY MASTAURBATING OVER KEIRA KNIGHTLY'S BAZOOMBAS WHILE WATCHING THE HOLE. DID I MENTION REPEATEDLY? WANKING. AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. REPEATEDLY.......BAZOOMBAS. WANKING. ME. ......BAZOOMBAS" ... *...straightens up, and turns away from the sweaty, and panick stricken Tony...* ...I think you'll find that every single exit is beeing covered by Lieutenant Blob Tony, and yes ... he is related to "The Blob", so don't think that you will be able to run jump out of the windows, or climb the chimney, unless you like sufficating in a giant pink gelatinous blob... *...walks steadily away, lighting a cigar and taking a deep tugg on it...* ...I'll give you a few minutes to compose yourself before I send anyone in...I suggest you compose yourself........... Mr Wilson... *cue theme music*

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  • Ah, yes, er well erm you do see that, obviously, in er regards.....to the last...er statement...well quite rightly you say, 16..er 15..er 19 yes well ~coughs~ I feel that, er oh bollocks. I thought Kiera was 23. Same age as me so yeh I must have been 19. Ah I'm busted.

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  • Sep 26, 2005 5:09:00 AM CDT

    To Tonay, Or Not To Tonay. That Is The Question!

    by flummage

    Nevermind Tony. At least you weren't here for that Tonay bastard. What a wierdo that guy was! Sheesh! Not even funny in a dark way that Tonay fella.

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  • Sep 26, 2005 5:11:46 AM CDT

    I wasn't there but he lives in derby where I'm from, thi

    by tonywilson

    Yes er the "strange" excuse will work for me quietly slipping out the window and running along the roof to escape Lt. Blob._____________
    p.s there's a message in the Zone for you flumm.

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  • Sep 26, 2005 5:35:34 AM CDT

    Ahahaha

    by theoneofblood

    Man, I miss my old Columbo dvds. I'm going to watch it again tonight!

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  • Sep 26, 2005 7:32:57 AM CDT

    I've been doing a little Columboing of my own.

    by seppukudkurosawa

    Examining these talkbacks looking for forensic evidence of Tonay's misdoings, going on his forums, analysing his writing patterns. And it occurred to me, MikeTee is Tonay. He suddenly shows up posting links to Tonay's forums after Tonay gets banned. He's either Tonay's Igor or Tonay himself. We'll never be able to use the word Tonay again here anyway, not after that sick sick poetry of his. Tonay2 will do.

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  • Sep 26, 2005 7:40:58 AM CDT

    Yeah, Because The Arbitrary Dividing Line Between 15 & 16 or 17

    by zombiesolutions

    give me a fucking break. the whole concept that you can define a persons sexual maturity by an arbitrary age is ludicrous. in the US it's 18, in the UK 16, in Japan 13. so which one is right? the whole hting is monsterously stupid. its as if a young woman suddenly walks thought a magical door and beomces an adult on their 18th (or 16th or 13th) birthday? it's ludicrous!!!

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  • Sep 26, 2005 7:45:18 AM CDT

    13 you say?!?!? Outrageous deplorable and disgusting.

    by tonywilson

    Hello is that British Airways? How much for a seat on the next flight to Tokyo....oh no one way will be fine. I keed I keed.

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  • Because well it's not worth getting caught is it? And 15 to me is still pretty immature mentally even if they are seemingly very responsible/mature.

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  • Sep 26, 2005 7:58:24 AM CDT

    Tony's just being a fink to the man

    by seppukudkurosawa

    Damn, if your namesake Mr. Blair suddenly got a hankering for twelve year olds and changed the law to suit his foibles, then you know that we'd all be doing it before the month's out. That being said, the line's set at 16, at least here in the UK, and some US states, so I'll walk it. My question: would you get down and dirty with a really immature looking nineteen year old? She's got a nice face, but her body's as undeveloped as Paltrow's. The reason why I ask this question is because I hear Daniel Kurland just broke up with his ex...

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  • Sep 26, 2005 8:03:52 AM CDT

    True story here guys....

    by tonywilson

    I live about 2 minutes from my corner shop and one day I was strolling down, it was about half 9 on a friday night when a girl walks up to me wearing next to nothing and asks me to buy her some vodka, being the responsible yet utterly hypocritical guy that I am I say sorry no at this point she walks right up to me and says she'll suck me off if I buy her the vodka. No she was hot, not amazing but still hot. I still turned her down cus that is just some sick sick shit to even contemplate, the point is I like a woman to be mature or at least fully aware of the consequences of what she's doing by having sex with me. 15 yr olds aren't like that, heck most 18 year olds aren't either, doing something with someone like that is just grubby and sordid.

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  • Sep 26, 2005 8:04:59 AM CDT

    p.s

    by tonywilson

    not grubby and sordid in the good way either.

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  • Sep 26, 2005 8:24:07 AM CDT

    I Agree, TonyWilson

    by zombiesolutions

    it's just funny to me how hypocrtical and arbitrary it all is. especially considering the vast proliferation of highly sexualized images of "jailbait" that exists in our culture. it's EVERYWHERE. on tv, adverts, billboards, magazines; these images of "forbidden" desire are inescapable. but god forbid you admit to thinking a young Keira Knightly or Natalie Portman are cute! god forbid you admit what everybody thinks and/or feels. it's ridiculous. and to legislate such a thing in such an arbitrary way with vastly different laws existing for it around the world just proves how silly and self-defeating it all is. i'm pretty well certain that a girl of 17 (or 15) one day before her birthday is pretty much going to be the same girl the next day at 18 (or 16).

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  • Sep 26, 2005 8:35:22 AM CDT

    Sexualised Culture and Marketing

    by tonywilson

    This is true Zombie, very true, * year old girls wearing t-shirts with "Sexy Bitch" and things on them. Mini skirts for pre-teens and the like. But the media have those lovely double standards they love to emply where they demonise paedophiles (mostly quite rightly if excesively) and then have idea for goodness know how many barbie dolls looking like hookers. Always remind me of the South Park Paris Hilton episode. God those guys are fucking awesome, the most moral show on TV is a cartoon about foulmouthed 8 yr olds. What a world._____p.s Have you posted in the Zone yet Zombie?

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  • Sep 26, 2005 8:39:21 AM CDT

    South Park! Yes!

    by zombiesolutions

    the "stupid spoiled whore playset" had me very nearly crying with laughter! clearly we are on the same page. ______ hey, i tried to sign up on the Zone, and it wouldn't work. has Doc Falken revivied the registration function?

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  • Sep 26, 2005 8:42:18 AM CDT

    Oh god with the Nightvision clips of the kid in the bed!!!!

    by tonywilson

    Oh sheer bloody excellence. Check your ZombieSolutions email adress and it should be working now. Or jusr re-register. We had a few hiccoughs but Mori kindly fixed them.

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  • Sep 26, 2005 9:22:39 AM CDT

    Coflummbo

    by flummage

    I'm pretty sure he was just having one of his moods. I found a crusty roled up "The Hole" Kiera Knightly poster in his mac. *** And South Park , I feel, is the most consistantly funny, biting and potent show on TV. If anything it has gotten better as it's become more focoused. Psst to Zombie, hurry up mate, I've got a cold one waiting for ya, but if you don't hurry up, somebody may, or may not drink it... *...reaches for bottle opener..*

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  • Sep 26, 2005 9:36:24 AM CDT

    Anyhow... over to Richard Kelly

    by moviemaniac-7

    Joblo (www.joblo.com) has a script review with massive spoilers of Southland Tales.

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  • Sep 26, 2005 9:40:23 AM CDT

    Lemme Try And Re-Register...

    by zombiesolutions

    cause it's still not workin'....

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  • Sep 26, 2005 9:47:30 AM CDT

    Who Is The Zone Administrator?

    by zombiesolutions

    can you email me the address? my name is on the users list, but it won't let me log-in OR re-register!!! my email address is -- zombiesolutions@hotmail.com. thanks!

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  • Sep 26, 2005 10:26:37 AM CDT

    Re: Southland Tales

    by darth busey

    Read the script review, and sounds awfully repetitive of Donnie Darko, just on a grander scale. I'm not sure if that is a good thing, either.

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  • Sep 26, 2005 11:03:36 AM CDT

    Hey!!!

    by kid ab

    I first brought that script review up on an earlier TB. True it is a far out there plot. Reminds me of Back to the Future with the same person meeting himself from another time zone destroying all time and space stuff.

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  • Sep 26, 2005 11:05:51 AM CDT

    I've just read a rumor that Scott hired REAL STREET GANG MEM

    by salvatoregravano

    I don't know if it's true. I would like to hope it's not, that it's just a foolish false rumor or maybe a misunderstanding. If, however, it is true, then the man is a revolting bag of toilet waste, and one can just wonder how much "absolute love" he would reserve for those looting, drug-pushing, murdering "gangsta" parasites if he encountered them in the street normally and were inevitably raped, crippled and robbed by them, not necessarily in that order.

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  • Sep 26, 2005 11:54:19 AM CDT

    Sorry Kid AB if you were first

    by moviemaniac-7

    I haven't been here for a few days and I didn't see an article mentioning it. But I also agree with DarthBusey that it sounds a lot like Donnie Darko. Maybe DD was only a test reel for what he really wanted to tell. Still, with that cast and me loving DD I still can't wait to see Southland Tales (and Domino for that matter). Would be cool if Jake Gyllenhaal did a small cameo at the end, somewhere dancing the waltz in the fourth dimension...

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  • Don't know which one so good luck finding it. Anyway, I still am thinking about back to the future when I think about the (Alleged) ending of Southland Tales. They haven't taken the review down at JoBlo yet, so I don't know if the script that was reviewed is what they are shooting.

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  • Sep 26, 2005 3:29:11 PM CDT

    Where is this shotgun range in Austin?

    by toxic frog

    I'd like to go there sometime. All the ranges I know don't allow shotguns. Anyone got the info?

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  • Sep 26, 2005 4:18:59 PM CDT

    Tony Scott! Tony Scott! That's Awesome! I don't know abo

    by dale_cooper

    And I don't know about you, but I think I'm tired of loading up this site and seeing what scrotum that man-whore Harry has attached himself to today. He's either got horrible taste or he's a complete sellout, and neither one is exactly a singing recommendation.

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  • Sep 26, 2005 4:31:36 PM CDT

    Actually...

    by triflic

    I'm not a very big Tony Scott fan, but I do kind of like his over-kill visual style he's been working on lately...Worked great in his BMW Short. Haven't seen Man on Fire, but I'm actually looking forward to Domino, mainly due to the screenwriting credit, but also Scott's indulgences...

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  • ...look how Walter Hill raped and urinated over his own beloved film by turning it into an idiotic cartoon:

    http://warriorsmovie.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1564&sid=8b1de98eac6041085c2efd70e58ad4cf

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  • But, the new trailer kicks ass. I tend to hate Tony Scott's stuff, but I will be seeing this flick. Tony, this is it for me. If "Domino" sucks, I will sit through no more of your shit. I am sorry that you have a more talented and more famous brother, but don't take it out on the film-going public.

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  • Sep 26, 2005 5:39:04 PM CDT

    *first Domino trailer* i meant

    by el scorcho

  • Sep 26, 2005 5:43:24 PM CDT

    I was thinking this was some Ocean's 11 remake job before yo

    by seppukudkurosawa

    With Faye Dunaway as the tomboy beanpole.

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  • They pay them cash and have them watch the set while they shoot, besides the on screen roles as street thugs.

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  • Sep 26, 2005 9:48:15 PM CDT

    KK sells the film

    by bob of the shire

    I would take a bullet for a creature that beautiful. I'm so there.

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  • Sep 26, 2005 10:28:38 PM CDT

    Tony Scott's 61 and his flicks have more attitude than most

    by neo zeed

    Aint that crazy!

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  • Sep 28, 2005 12:57:53 AM CDT

    seppukudkurosawa

    by danielkurland

    Yes, my ex is on the market, but she was far from under-developed. Glad to see that covnersation is still alive and well. Tony Scott has made some really good films, and this definitely looks worth checking out with Kelly scripting it, and from what I've seen, Walken seems to be at his frenetic best.

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  • Sep 28, 2005 8:52:37 AM CDT

    Daniel, Man-to-Man

    by seppukudkurosawa

    you really think that was a sound thing to do, offer up the girl you just shared your most intimate moments with on a platter to people who, from the looks of these talkbacks, really shouldn't be exposed to females, or have females exposed to them...including their own mothers, for risk of imploding in pent-up sexual fury.

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  • Sep 28, 2005 8:40:42 PM CDT

    Keira

    by kuryakin

    Right listen to this. Me and the wife are out walking in Glasgow one day a while back. It happens to be the wife's birthday. We're walking across Kelvin Bridge when I spot, walking towards us in the distance, Keira Knightley. She's in town filming "The Jacket". She's with her mother who is also an actress. Anyway, they walk past us and the wife says to me " Was that Keira Knightley?" and I say 'yes I think so', as though I hadn't noticed her a mile away. Then my wife says, I kid you not: " Is she prettier than me?" Bear in mind, this is her BIRTHDAY. What fucking answer does she honestly expect she will get??? Like I'm going to go "Weelll - she IS pretty cute" I mean,for fucks sake, of course I'm going to say no. Really ladies, why ask this kind of shit? What man would ever walk past Keanu Reeves and ask his wife if he was better looking? Then again - a woman would just say 'no' while a man seems to feel he has to lie. Incidentally, if my wife reads this, I was not lying, you are a beautiful princess.

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  • Sep 28, 2005 9:14:08 PM CDT

    F-This film. Apparently they leave out Domino's lesbianism!

    by bigtuna

    She was even pissed they made her straight. Doubt she'll be complaining now though...

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  • Sep 29, 2005 7:55:18 AM CDT

    Kuryakin ....

    by itchy

    I totally smell what you're cooking. My wife has asked me the same question on two occasions (once in regards to Jessica Alba and once in regards to Avril Lavigne) ... and I was in the same dilemma. I chose honesty. Whoops. It did prompt a discussion about a top 5 list, though, so I now have the a-ok to bang either of those two (or Natalie Portman, Angelina Jolie, or Lacey Chabert) if I ever get the chance. On the other hand, my wife will be spread-eagle for Brad Pitt, Ethan Hawke, Keanu Reeves, Ewan MacGregor or (bizzarely) Kirsten Dunst if she ever gets a chance. Frankly, I like her odds of cashing in on that deal a lot more than mine. In any event, bitches listen up: If you can't handle the answer, don't ask the question. And to save you the asking, yes you look fat in that dress, yes we prefer you with long hair and yes the though of anal turns us on and we want to do it.

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  • Sep 29, 2005 7:03:46 PM CDT

    There IS a wee bit of lesbo-eroticism between Kiera Knightley an

    by karl hungus

    "It'll be my pussy you dream of tonight, won't it?" Or something like that. I loved the movie. Really.

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  • Sep 30, 2005 12:02:31 PM CDT

    But there's no actual Keira cunnilingus!

    by seppukudkurosawa

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