I am – Hercules!!

It lost this year’s prestigious Golden Globe to “Desperate Housewives” and this year’s outstanding comedy Emmy to “Everybody Loves Raymond,” but “Arrested Development” did win the comedy-writing Emmy – and it beat out “Joan of Arcadia,” “The Office,” “Will & Grace,” “Bernie Mac,” “Judging Amy” and “Eyes” in USA Today’s “Save Our Show” poll last spring.

And so it has been saved. Will Monday’s episode see the stunning Kitty (Judy Greer) leave Tobias for luscious Lindsay (Portia de Rossi)? A boy? Can dream!

The other big returnee on the Mt. Olympus radar Monday is “Medium,” which grabbed its own Emmy Sunday for Patricia Arquette’s lead performance. Its second season begins much as its first did, with the help of the Texas Rangers’ Capt. Push.

Bandwidth. Predictions. Reactions.

“Arrested Development”: 8 p.m. Monday. Fox.
“Medium”: 10 p.m. Monday. NBC.

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