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QT6 - Harry survives his 6th Quentin Tarantino Horror Marathon - this one - 80's Horror!!!


All night Horror Marathon. The first one of these that Quentin threw, we had Vincent Price, Fulci and I collected a caterpillar woman from the floor of the Dobie that QT threw out at dawn. Oh – and there was LEGEND OF THE WOLF WOMAN – possibly one of the greatest cult exploitation films I’ve ever seen.

Tonight will be a bit different. It’s All Night 80’s Horror. I’ve seen all of these, I believe. Now, how I saw them all was as individual films and not all in a lump, without Quentin’s introduction which tends to always fire you up exactly right for the movie. This first film… PSYCHO II – is something that I haven’t seen in forever. I seem to remember liking. it more than the original PSYCHO. But I’ve always been insane that way.

Tim League hits the stage and goes into a rather serious bit. Apparently at TELLURIDE recently there was a little ‘ta do’ regarding “SACRED SPACES”. Not a film, but an actual zonal reverence. Telluride’s officials had deemed THEATERS as SACRED SPACES – with a zero tolerance for talking, cel phones and the like. And in enforcing this “SACRED SPACES” policy, they found themselves up in the faces of some purty famous folks – and a big stink was raised, and suddenly it all felt very un-TELLURIDE, which is known for its laid back coolness. “Well, this is Texas and FUCK THAT – This is a Sacred Space – you talk, your cel phone goes off, we’re throwing you the fuck out!” Immense cheers erupt from the rowdy audience.

Tim was extremely passionate about this – and continued in with the films tonight. He loves the subject of 80’s Horror, the subject of tonight, and credited EVIL DEAD 2 with changing his direction in life. He asked that the Audience please do not TALK BACK to the films, but rather to enjoy them for what they are. He also wanted us to look around us because some of those in the room would be LOSERS and leave before this night was done. “I’m sure you LOSERS are nice people and all, but you’ll still be a big fat loser if you leave!” doing an “L” symbol on his forehead.

Then he introduced Quentin Tarantino he came bounding down the right aisle of this Sacred Space in a black CABIN FEVER t-shirt to hit the stage and take the mike laughing. “Tim, that was a really fucking eloquent introduction, now how many of you out there think you’re gonna be here around 8,9, 10 this morning?” A really weak response comes back.

“Oh come on, that was really weak, especially for this early in the evening. Come on, how many are gonna make it all the way through?”

A really loud response comes back.

Quentin does a patented QT, “Alright alright, we’ll see.” Sorta thing. Then reinforces what Tim was saying about 80’s Horror and the respect that he hoped to see out of tonight’s audience. “Laugh when its funny, not to prove you’re superior to the movie.” You see, there’s a whole segment of the “Horror” audiences that fucking drive me nuts. They seem to like to sit back and either denigrate the characters on screen or just laugh at the really tense moments (This Really Fucking Drives Me Insane) What Quentin said next is just dead on – “Just Give yourself to the movie. Then at some point in the film you’re realize that you really fucking care about these characters and you’ll ask yourself when did you start to fucking care. They’ll sneak up on ya. By the way, you can laugh at MAUSOLEUM, its fucking funny!”

Quentin then went into a thing where he said, “Here’s the thing about 80’s Horror for me. I saw more movies in the 80s than I ever did at any point in my life. I found that if I even half liked a movie in the 80s I was watching it 2 or 3 times. Now the problem with 80’s films is that they don’t fucking hold up. I look back at some of those films I watched 2 or 3 times and I can’t believe I fucking liked those things. You see, in the 80s every film had that wimp out ending, where they’d take back everything in the last 15 minutes. Nothing ever counted. The one genre exception was 80’s HORROR. 80’s HORROR ruled. The 80’s fucking invented the SLASHER FILM which is one of my favorite genres period.” Quentin went on to say something that I completely fucking agree with, which was that the 80’s kept us horror fans alive through the terrible 90s when horror fucking sucked and on through to the last 4 or 5 years when we’ve had a very real revitalization of horror from the indie and foreign markets. At this point, I’d (Harry) like to personally nominate MAY as the best horror film of this decade thus far.

At this point Quentin began to talk about the first film of the marathon, PSYCHO II. “I’ve always been a big fan of PSYCHO II and a huge fan of the director, Richard Franklin who did ROAD GAMES and PATRICK before this. Those films are why Universal brought him over to do PSYCHO 2 which was a very big deal.”

“Also, I feel that PSYCHO 2 has the very best performance by Anthony Perkins of all time. I completely care about Norman Bates in this thing and that’s fucked up. I remember at the time with friends saying if they’d just fucking left him alone he’d been ok, Alright? If that fucking Vera Miles bitch had just left him alone, he’d been fine! He was really trying to be good, and they all got what they fucking deserved!”

He then went on to talk about Meg Tilly and how this was right before her BIG CHILL blow up, and I’d just like to formally put out there… WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU MEG TILLY??? We want you back on film again! My God – she’s just so fucking good in this movie, and did I say HOT! She’s just scrumdiddliumptious! Oh wait, I’m getting ahead of myself.

Quentin told us that Vera Miles is back and she’s a fucking bitch. “A friend of mine pointed out, and I’m not spoiling this, it’s been out forever, but when Vera Miles is stabbed in the mouth, this friend of mine was like, ‘But she’s a Fucking Big Mouth,’” Quentin begins laughing.

He then went back to Norman Bates saying that his fall was kinda heartbreaking, cuz Perkins really convincingly shows he’s making the effort.

Then he told us to watch Dennis Franz in this. That this was prior to his NYPD BLUE days, back when he was essentially that guy showing up in all the Brian DePalma movies.

Quentin, unable to escape the deliciousness of Norman Bates and Anthony Perkins’ performance, tells us that PSYCHO 2 has one of the all time great line readings in history. He couldn’t remember the exact line, it is more around the reading of a word, so he made up a sentence. Perkins and Meg are sitting down for a sandwich and Bates asks if she’d like some “Cutlery”, and he said that that line reading trumps all the Hitchcock shit right there.

Quentin then leaves this time tossing the microphone gently ‘up’ – I’d give this a 6 for flamboyance, but still not the reckless mayhem and gleeful destruction of a 10.

The first trailer up was for PSYCHO II – great moody trailer.

DRESSED TO KILL – fucking amazing trailer. Completely makes you think Angie “Use Me” Dickinson is the star of the entire film. Brilliantly done. I love this movie. The shower scene in this is the one that convinced me that heterosexuality was for me. And damn Nancy Allen was scrumptious.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME – trailer didn’t do much for me, but the birthday cake – somehow – that Birthday cake made me want to see the film. Weird how the brain works.

FRIDAY THE 13th Part 2 – I love the “kill countdown trailers” of this series – which honestly I feel is the best thing to come out of this series. I’d love to have the countdown for the entire run of films all edited together in one big 30 minute play out. It’d rule.

Ok – now PSYCHO II.

Like Tarantino, I greatly prefer PSYCHO II to the original. I’m not sure if it’s just that like with SUSPIRIA for me, the film came with such an authoritative “Best Slasher Film Ever” or “Best Horror Film Ever” credence that I just sort of came at the film from a “Prove It” stance, but honestly – I don’t think so.

To me – I love Herrmann’s score, the shower scene, Mother, The House and Norman Bates, but I have never been a particular Vera Miles fan, nor do I give two shits for John Gavin. Also – this is the film where Hitch used his TV crew from the ALFRED HITCHCOCK PRESENTS show, and as a result, I’ve always thought the film felt flat and uncinematic. The characters are some of the least developed characters in the history of Hitchcock and ultimately the only real plot to the film is the twist… and I hate the epilogue.

Whereas in the sequel – Richard Franklin is embracing the persona of Norman Bates and doing something that we just never see in the genre – which is adding a layer of the Larry Talbot, WOLF MAN persona – which is to say… Norman Bates doesn’t want to kill again. He wants to be a good boy, but he knows what he’s capable of – and he truly does wish to be done with the killing.

This film has so much going on with it. I love that you legitimately don’t know exactly what’s going on till near the end. I love that Dean Cundey’s cinematography just pops. I love the physicality of Perkins. This was who was born to play Ichabod Crane. His impossibly gaunt wisp of a muscular man look is just so damn disturbing. The way he’s shot in the film makes him look 7 ft tall. His twitch, his constant hesitation, as if to always be doubting what and why he’s doing anything. He’s like a dog that’s been beaten every time he’s taken a shit for the last 6 years finally starting to take a shit, wondering if the newspaper was going to come in, and from where. It’s classic.

Then there’s Meg Tilly. Had she fucked Norman Bates – this could have been the greatest film of all time. I don’t know what it is about girls that love and care for sick deviant fucks that makes me go gaga, but this Meg Tilly character is the girl that Hannibal Lecter deserved. She’s like Vulnavia or Edwina Lionheart. A girl to kill with and live with. Is there anything more delicious? I think that’s why I’ll always have a crush on Mallory Knox, but this Meg Tilly character – when she’s stabbing on Norman and he’s just continuing to come towards her… that’s a fucking love scene! There’s love in both their eyes, and this is the extent of Norman’s capacity for love, he’s giving himself over to her to kill. This is how he wants to go, at the hands of the only woman to ever truly care for him.

Vera Miles though. I hated her in the first film, and in this – she’s a 100 times worse. She’s just a dried cunt of a character. No soul, no understanding.

Robert Loggia and Dennis Franz are both absolutely awesome in the film. I miss this Dennis Franz… the sleazy prick. Nobody does it quite as icky as he. However, after Perkins and Tilly, my favorite character of the film is Hugh Gillin’s Sheriff John Hunt. There’s something just awesomely authentic about him. When he’s talking to Meg at the swamp and he’s confronting her about what gives her and her mother the right to fuck with Norman, she says something like “Norman killed people” – and the Sheriff shoots back, “Norman was crazy, what’s your excuse?” and it’s just such a “Fucking A!” from the sheriff you just want to cheer. And at the end – the sheriff’s explanation of everything is just fucking classic.

The audience just ate the film up. PSYCHO II has a delicious flavor to it. It just feels naughty in all the right ways. This film has aged fantastically.

Next Quentin comes out to introduce FUNERAL HOME by William Fruet. Now – at this point I’d just like to say that my notes become a little scattershot, because I was just getting into the evening primarily instead of being the living reporter/journalist that you’d all like me to be. Ahem. That’s right, I was just geeking out.

Having Quentin host 80s Horror Night – I just feel everybody should be in pajamas and that at some point a pillow fight should erupt where Quentin begins unleashing hither to unknown pillow wielding prowess as he beats some geek the point of feather explosions. It’d be grand.

Quentin asked how many had seen FUNERAL HOME – I think one other person than me, had seen it. “We got a lot of cherries to be popped then.” QT went into how this film is basically PSYCHO. Not PSYCHO II, but PSYCHO. That about 20 minutes in you’ll realize that it is in fact PSYCHO, and then the joy becomes – are they going to go all the way with it, and Quentin wouldn’t say whether or not they would, but I knew they would. Also – we would be getting FREE PIE with this screening compliments of the wondrous Jasmine and her start up PIE company – WILD PIES – which will be starting up at www.WildPies.Com, which isn’t up yet, but will be soon.

Quentin also went into a thing about how he recently had been going back through all the Slasher films that he had missed and FUNERAL HOME was one of those. Does this mean his GRIND HOUSE chapter will be his SLASHER FILM? Hmmmmm… I’d bet yes. He says that after BROOD and RABID, that FUNERAL HOME is his favorite Canadian Horror Film. He then stated that if you really know your SLASHER films – that you know that half of the best ones came out of Canada, like PROM NIGHT, FUNERAL HOME, MY BLOODY VALENTINE and BLACK CHRISTMAS – which I’d say is my favorite Canadian horror film – I’ve just watched it compulsively my entire life.

Then he went on to say that William Fruet was one of his fave out and out genre directors of Canada. Mentioning how much he loves HOUSE BY THE LAKE, that Fruet did the best episodes of the FRIDAY THE 13th television series, which Quentin is a big fan of and that Fruet did a giant monster flick with Steve Railsback called BLUE MONKEY that he liked quite a bit.

Quentin really seems to like all the remakes of PSYCHO to the actual PSYCHO. He prefers Gus Van Sant’s shot for shot remake, generally because he feels that it’s more real. That Van Sant was, within the constrains of the script, making it all real. Not really sure if I agree. I get the idea of shot for shot remakes as being treating a screenplay like a play, and just reperforming it, but if you are taking on that exercise, don’t go shot for shot – dare to reimagine the look of the piece almost entirely, and not just in color.

That’s why I love the DePalma remakes of Hitchcock. Cuz he abandons the confines of the times that Hitchcock worked in. PSYCHO/DRESSED TO KILL, REAR WINDOW/BODY DOUBLE, VERTIGO/OBSESSION – I just love his versions to death – though I do prefer REAR WINDOW to BODY DOUBLE, I do prefer OBSESSION and DRESSED TO KILL to Hitch’s.

He gave props to Lesleh Donaldson and Harvey Atkin and the lady playing his girlfriend, “One note, but totally hitting it!”

His last note on the film was that it had one of the creepiest cats in the history of creepy cats. “That’s a go good fucking cat. If I ever need a creepy cat, look no further, Canada’s got some creepy fucking cats!” He told us that this was one he felt could be a sleeper hit… and with that, he gently tossed the mike (5).

Then came the trailers…

First came Tobe Hooper’s THE FUNHOUSE – great little trailer and an unappreciated film of Tobe’s.

THE HOUSE ON SORORITY ROW – I fucking love this movie.

GALAXY OF TERROR – and I love this one even more.

THE HITCHER – this trailer just kicks unholy ass. Interspersed with shots of Soulman picking up Roy Batty for a ride are shots of the horrifying mayhem that Rutger is about to unleash on C Thomas Howell’s pathetically boring life… ending with C. Thomas saying, “My mother told me to never do this.” And smiling. AWESOME TRAILER! God I love the original HITCHER!

FORBIDDEN WORLD – cheesy Alien knock off that looks kinda fun and kinda dreadful.

DON’T GO IN THE HOUSE – ok – now this movie. This is one of the sickest most fucked up horrifying, they really killed people movies that I’ve ever seen. Quentin showed this years ago and it really fucked me up. The whole trailer I was having flashbacks to the stuff they’re not showing and twitching. This movie beat me.

So – What’d I think of FUNERAL HOME? Well, I first saw this on cable a billion years ago – and dismissed it as a shitty remake of PSYCHO, a film I didn’t like the first time – and as I’ve matured into the film geek that I am today – I can say that my fondness for this film has grown about equally to my fondness for the original PSYCHO. Which isn’t saying a whole lot. What I like about Hitch’s PSYCHO – I like much better than I do this. You can’t beat Herrmann’s music, that house or Anthony Perkins and that dead sculpture of mommy. BUT – the quirky as hell Canadian cast for this flick is pretty damn endearing. The cat is fucked up, but I prefer the cat from PET SEMATARY – if only I had a gray cat like that one that fucking creeped me out, that I buried in a pet cemetery as a kid that fucked my shit up. “Gray Molly” we called her. My sister fed it DRANO. And folks wonder why I call her Sister Satan.

I really like Barry Morse’s character in this. If only that I liked trying to remember where the fuck I remembered him from. I came up with SPACE 1999 – Dad, being the old fart that he is, came up with the original FUGITIVE TV show.

Kay Hawtrey was just disarmingly folksy, but I don’t think there’s ever a doubt she’s the fucked up one. They throw out a lot of loose leaders in the film, but she’s just the mark. Though, it’d been cool if the ‘tard had been the bad guy.

Next – Quentin came out for SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT – and I haven’t seen this since I was like 14. I don’t remember liking it. Quentin calls this, “SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT, The First One, The Only One!” He then went into how there have been a lot of killer Santa Claus movies, but this is the one! Now, he never saw this in L.A. and is convinced it never played there. The commercials freaked people out and Siskel and Ebert trashed it so TriStar just dumped it. He never really thought he’d missed anything, but then he saw it and, “If you’re like me and love to see young actors traumatized onscreen, then this is the movie for you.” As he was watching the opening scene for the first time, he couldn’t believe that he hadn’t seen it sooner. He now calls it one of his favorite opening scenes ever. And when he started talking to Robert Rodriguez about it, Robert took on the old grand pa’s voice and did the entire scene word for word – turns out that it’s one of Robert’s all time favorite monologues – then Quentin did, “If you see Santa Claus BOOOY, You better run for your life!”

Quentin particularly likes how the film 100% focuses on the killer – and by god – when he starts killing, Quentin said, “The earth got what it fucking deserves. He’s just reaping what God sowed.” Cuz this kid went through shit. After the intro Quentin did his best Mike toss yet. 7.

Trailers came – THE BURNING – ok trailer.

DEAD ZONE – “The Ice… is gonna break!”

HELL NIGHT – QT vet flick.

SILENT RAGE – fucking brilliant Chuck Norris film. Best film he ever made and just a great fucking movie. I love this film. I recently introduced this film to Edgar Wright Jr - who flipped for it!

Then came SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT – and folks – this is just a fucking blast. That opening scene… Holy Shit – that’s so much more intense than I remember it. If the film had ended with that boy in the snow – I’d pay to see it over and over. One of the great traumatizing works of cinema. The next segment – is pretty rough, but I kinda needed to see the Nun strapping the boy. At this point, my Dad leaned over and said we need to show my Nephew this film. And you people call me sick.

They guy playing Billy as a grown teenager is just one of the creepiest cherubic faced actors I’ve ever seen. The thing that is kinda insane about this flick is this. Once the kid begins his psycho spree… he’s just really really good at it. Alcohol doesn’t affect this kid like alcohol has affected anybody on the planet Earth.

There’s a few bits of him stumbling, but once he kills that first guy with the Christmas lights and the one arm strangulation… I just thought – DAMN THAT’S EFFICIENT. But here’s the thing. At this point, Billy just killed a rapist prick. And the girl he saves, she looks at Billy – and is she thankful that Billy spared her from a Christmas Eve rape? Oh no, she starts going nuts on his ass, till he finally has to kill her. Then, well, then he’s committed to doing what it is that Santa Claus does.

The girl that puts shorts on, but remains topless to open her front door to let the kitty in – I love her. That is so exactly right. Leave the tits out. But as I watched Billy’s further mayhem, I just thought how humiliating it’d be to be wiped out by a cherubic teen Santa catholic school boy. There’s no respect in that death.

The film had the audience going really really good. This one holds up really well.

Next Quentin came out to introduce BEYOND EVIL with John Saxon and Lynda Day George. Quentin starts off by saying that this film is a little bit better in every category than it ought to be and that we were switching to the Possession Genre. He then says the film has a bit of that CARMILLA vibe, but without the Lesbian overtones. AWWWW MAN! I’m getting a bad vibe at this point. CARMILLA without the lesbian overtones is like getting laid without the woman – you’ve just got a strong right hand.

Speaking of which, he begins talking about John Saxon, aka MR COOL. He says Saxon has “a soft cock role” as the husband of the possessed woman in the film. And he feels Saxon just brings the role a believable sensibility and a human heart. While Lynda, he feels, gives the best performance of her career – to which LARS ( the Alamo Drafthouse’s Something Weird Wednesday programmer) shouts out PIECES! To which Quentin laughs, “PIECES is crappy, but I liked it.” Continuing on Lynda, he says she’s older than in her young hottie roles we all remember her for, but though she’s a little older and very matrony – you just get the feel that she’s an Allison Anders character trapped in a horror movie.

He reminds us that Michael Dante was the pedophile from Sam Fuller’s NAKED KISS.

Then he tells us that the film was set in the Philippines, and how you have to love it that the film begins with the dancing of the Tanikalang. I don’t know what that is, but ok. And limply tosses the mike. (4)


BLOW OUT – God, I love this film. Might very well be my favorite DePalma film.

VENOM – I’ve never seen this. Stars Klaus Kinski, Oliver Reed, Nicol Williamson, Sterling Hayden and Susan George and features a killer Black Mamba. And after looking it up online it seems it was co-directed by Tobe Hooper. HOLY SHIT I NEED TO SEE THIS! Yes! It’s on DVD – and is ordered.

VIDEODROME – gets screams from the audience, cuz it owns.

VISITING HOURS – really cheesy trailer.

OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN – here’s another that I want to see. It’s directed by George Cosmatos, whom I love. Stars Peter Weller and Jennifer Dale and it’s on DVD! I have you now!


Well, I kinda really didn’t care that much for this one. I like John Saxon, Lynda Day – but I just kinda felt the film wasn’t enough for me at this hour. Had this been the first film of the evening, I think I could have enjoyed it more. Some of the fire dances interested me, but that dopey devil statue caused yawns and I notice about 1 in 3 people were dozing instead of watching the film – and that shows you where I was, if I was noticing 1 in 3 dozing. Including Rav, who I’ve never caught dozing in a film.

Lynda was quite beautiful in this, and John is very good for what he has – but this is a just miss for me. It really made me tired.

Quentin comes out – his energy still at peak levels – and that kinda reinforced me a bit. He’s out to introduce MAUSOLEUM – a film I remember as being really really dumb. “MAUSOLEUM is quite similar to BEYOND EVIL, a totally fucking dumb movie that’s really fucking fun. “ He tells us that Bobbie Bresee is in the film and she got a surprisingly good body and gets naked a lot, which is really what we all need right now. That’s a good thing. He tells us that about halfway through the movie her constant nudity starts to charm Quentin. This gets good laughs from the audience.

Then he tells us about Normon Burton, who plays the Doctor in this film. He’s played the Doctor in tons of films, but this is by far the biggest role he’s ever had in a single film and he’s got a cool authority kinda going on. By the end, Quentin tells us that he’s completely taken over the lead role.

Then – he tells us that what we’re really waiting for in this film are the Snapping Breasts. That it’s the only thing that they didn’t do in SHAME OF THE JUNGLE and how MAUSOLEUM is about to correct that fact with SNAPPING BREASTS! This really gets the audience going. We’re all in need of snapping nipping biting breasts! QT does a nice little mike toss, that felt exceptionally loud. (7)


AMITYVILLE 2: THE POSSESSION – I honestly feel this is my second favorite possession film after THE EXORCIST – note – haven’t seen Emily Rose yet. Fun trailer.

DON’T ANSWER THE PHONE – they say that too much.

CREATURE – fun trailer.

SILENT SCREAM has a pretty great trailer.


So – What’d I think of MAUSOLEUM? I really fucking loved MAUSOLEUM. A lot of that has to do with Bobbie Bresee’s Tracy Lords-esque upturned tittage. Which is always a very big plus. This film also has a fucking great gardener – reminds me a bit of Moriarty.

However, no matter the amount my penis wanted to fuck Bobbie Bresee and her wonderful snapping breasts – no amount of little head dedication, could keep my love of LaWanda Page’s performance of the maid. You may remember her from ZAPPED! Or as the hotel made in MY BLUE HEAVEN or her hysterical turn in SHAKES THE CLOWN or as the old lady in FRIDAY – but her GUARANTEED improv in this role is just amazing. Everybody in attendance would have loved it had she been the main character. It would have been the greatest movie ever. The shit coming out of that woman’s mouth just had me in hysterics. I believe she actually said, “Great Googily Moogily!” “No more grieving, I’m Leaving” and my personal fave, “THERE’S SOME STRANGE SHIT GOING ON IN THIS HOUSE” and here skirt’s limitation of her stride in getting the shit out of that house made for the funniest walk I’ve seen in some time.

Snapping Tits were worth the wait and glorious.

This film energized the audience – and I think is the genuine sleeper of the night. Not saying it’s great, but at the butt-crack of dawn, it was the light that brought us home.

Then – some cruel bastard, whom I’ll refer to as Tim League, played at 40 gigabels this fucking bizarre rap/performance piece about being trapped in a closet – that was the scariest fucking thing I’ve seen. Remember the Soulless Singer from AMAZON WOMEN ON THE MOON – imagine if he changed with the times and became a rapper. It was like that… but it hurt in a funny way, like breaking your leg trying to take off your pants.

Then giggling in a no longer fresh CABIN FEVER t-shirt, Quentin took the stage one final time to introduce the final film of the evening. MADMAN MARZ. He instantly apologized for screening a film that we’d already screened here. Tim League and I screened MADMAN MARZ at CAMP HACKENSLASH – where it played like tits at a truck stop. And like tits at a truck stop, this film was welcomed back.

I’m afraid – my brain and fingers didn’t take note of anything from Quentin’s intro here other than the fact that in any other city on the planet earth – OTHER than Austin – This film was completely unknown. Heh. It is on DVD now, it wasn’t when it played Hackenslash. He also mentioned how he really liked the use of the axe and its introduction in the film.

He made fun of Tony Fish’s T.P. and his belt buckle. And I don’t remember him making a big deal about Gaylen Ross, but I’d like to. This actress made 3 horror films. DAWN OF THE DEAD, MADMAN MARZ and CREEPSHOW. Actually – that’s the only 3 films she’s made as an actress – and ya know what, that’s golden. I say cast her in your horror film just as a fucking good luck charm if nothing else. She’s great in all 3, even if in Creepshow, she does little more than play a screaming head at a beach – her part in this and DAWN OF THE DEAD though, should get her nominated for the Horror Hall Of Fame! She’s gone on to be a pretty damn good documentary filmmaker. I really like her DEALERS AMONG DEALERS and her TO RUSSIA FOR LOVE: MAIL-ORDER BRIDES docs. And MADMAN MARZ is her only non-George Romero acting performance, and she’s pretty great in this. She strikes me as kind of a blonde Illeana Douglas in a way. Maybe I’m crazy – or drowsy as hell.

It should also be noted that Moriarty was a loser and left before this film. He has a branded L on his forehead for LOSER and a P on his penis for PUSSY! And that goes for everyone else that left too.

The final trailers of the night were:

ALONE IN THE DARK – very creepy.

THE HOWLING – genius – love the scratch transition between shots.

SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE – hilarious trailer, but…

Not as funny as: PROM NIGHT – love this trailer.

As MADMAN MARZ played out the night, the audience was with it. What audience there was. I went home and conked out, cuz while I’m a bigger man than Moriarty – I’m not so much of a man that I went home and wrote this up, I slept – cuz the next day began at 5pm – which was just enough time to get enough sleep to not be punchy for the next day’s movies. And while I’m dedicated to you, my loving audience, I owe the films a clear mind – I slept. AUSTRALIAN NIGHT was coming!

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  • Sept. 12, 2005, 5:59 p.m. CST

    Holy Crap

    by owlxi

    I want to move to Austin.. NOW!!

  • Sept. 12, 2005, 6:01 p.m. CST

    Holy double crap!!

    by owlxi

    am I first?!! YES!! and, is it just me or are there not enough breastesses in 90s horror.. not one in that Emily Rose flick.. WHICH I saw in an "urban" theatre.. and everyone was shouting at the screen and doing exactly what Harry hates.. made the movie kinda fun though.

  • Sept. 12, 2005, 6:05 p.m. CST

    There gets to be a point. . .

    by YouInRawbIns?

    where ass kissing needs to stop. Just because QT likes Psycho 2 is no need for you to blaspheme in your declaration that you like it better than the original. C'mon Harry, you always have intriguing taste, but keep it just that, YOUR taste.

  • Sept. 12, 2005, 6:08 p.m. CST

    Horror films

    by Quin the Eskimo

    scare the crap out of me

  • Sept. 12, 2005, 6:20 p.m. CST

    Punch & Pie

    by John-Locke

    Nice one Grande Rojo.

  • Sept. 12, 2005, 6:23 p.m. CST

    I don't like agreeing with you Harry, but...

    by JohnNada

    ...ever since I was a kid I always preferred Psycho 2, it's by far the better film...and for all the reasons stated. The reason I don't like agreeing with you? You say things just to appear "cool" and be a trend setter. The difference here though is that I've thought it for about 20 years, where as you probably decided to say it after QT did. ;)

  • Sept. 12, 2005, 6:39 p.m. CST

    MoriLoser was a BIG STUDLY GENTLEMAN

    by John-Locke

    Go home & sleep Loser.

  • Sept. 12, 2005, 6:43 p.m. CST

    Sorry, but anyone who wears a "Cabin Fever" t-shirt and prefers

    by chickychow

    That said, I love most of QT's movies.

  • Sept. 12, 2005, 6:50 p.m. CST

    And does anyone find it completely icky and unconvincing when Ha

    by chickychow

    Gimme a break. Thats not your bag, man. geek out about prequels or something. I'm not buying the whole "leave your tits out," "my penis wants to fuck Bobbie Bresee," etc... Even tho I've read that kinda weirdo shit from him for years now, I struggle to believe any of it goes through that huge head of his.

  • Sept. 12, 2005, 7:18 p.m. CST

    maybe it was forbidden world??

    by MrWisco

    Does anyone remember the 80s horror movie where some alien monster starts taking over the base,and at one point the (80s hot chick) decides to have sex with the one of the beasts tenticles only to be impailed by it?? i keep telling my buddy about it since we both like 80s cheesey movies but damn if i can remember the title???

  • Sept. 12, 2005, 7:38 p.m. CST

    Laid Without The Woman

    by Nate Champion

    Wasn't that the title of Harry's autobiography?

  • Sept. 12, 2005, 7:39 p.m. CST

    Chickychow - RIGHT ON!!!

    by zikade zarathos

    Sorry, Harry, that Hitchcock couldn't "prove" himself to you. He only invented the genre. What does the guy have to do?! Preferring not only PSYCHO II (a horrible, but cheesy fun, movie), but the abysmal, drained-of-all-life, neon colored, shitty-acted Gus Van Sant remake to the original is absolutely ridiculous. PSYCHO II cut down what was a complex, interesting character into -- as you yourself described -- a fucking Universal monster. All the subtlety has been erased, and his nervous ticks ramped up to cartoonish levels for the audience who didn't pick up the first go round that he stuttered. It's IDIOTS-GUIDE-TO-PSYCHO, and I hated it the first time I saw it, but have grown to merely dismiss it as crap. Tarantino, for making such great, wild, fun films, has some of the absolute worst taste in movies I've ever seen -- Seriously, to prefer damn near any slasher movie to PSYCHO is to simply not understand film.

  • Sept. 12, 2005, 8 p.m. CST

    Cabin Fever T-shirt?!!!

    by Neo Zeed

    QT is reppin' that bad flick? For shame. Eli Roth lips must chapped from all that ass kissing. Hey QT I wanna another violent, funny crime movie outta ya before I die.

  • Sept. 12, 2005, 8:16 p.m. CST

    In fact, the more I think of it. . .

    by YouInRawbIns?

    It seems that just because QT said that he preferred Psycho 2, that you've taken 1/4 of this report to bash Hitchcock. Do you realize what the fuck you're doing? It's Hitch, goddamnit, open your eyes and see what you're writing.

  • Sept. 12, 2005, 9:58 p.m. CST

    Creepshow 3?

    by jrbarker

    Any news on this thing? I is supposed to come out next year.

  • Sept. 12, 2005, 10:24 p.m. CST

    rap/performance piece about being trapped in a closet???

    by mrgreentheplant

    you must be referring to R. KELLY!! and if you haven't seen the 2005 VMA LIVE performance of this song (runs about 12 min.), and you love torture you are missing out! p.s. every amityville horror movie (didnt see the remake) has sucked sucked sucked sucked sucked.

  • Sept. 12, 2005, 10:33 p.m. CST

    you see...

    by Purgatori

    This is what pisses me off. If I got the chance to go see something like this, with Tarantino of all fucking people there....I'd drink like a six pack of Sobe Fuel and fucking make it all the way through this thing, relishing ever moment. is so not fucking fair. Quentin I love you.

  • Sept. 12, 2005, 10:40 p.m. CST

    Gotta Disagree With The Pedantic Geekery of QT -- Not Only Is It

    by ZombieSolutions

    seriously, QT has gotta get a grip. not every grindhouse flick is a work of art. and laughing at them / with them isn't about feeling superior, it's about being apart of the communal experience of gratuitous exploitation. a lot of these movies are just flat out fucking funny (intentionally or not). if they are really creepy / scary / weird, theres no time for jokes.

  • Sept. 12, 2005, 11:24 p.m. CST

    Psycho II is Better Than Psycho?

    by Jervis Tetch No. Not close. Not in the same ballpark, not in the same zip code. No. Go through each film scene by scene, shot by shot, line by line. Compare. Consider what "Psycho" meant in 1960 to movie history vs. what "Psycho II" meant in 1983 to movie history. Compare. Where's the shower scene in "Psycho II"? (Actually, the shower scene is IN "Psycho II" and its the best murder in the movie.) Where's Bernard Herrmann's murder music in "Psycho II"? What's with the attack on the necking non-acting teenagers in the fruit cellar? (An exact duplicate of a shark attack in the similarly sold-out "Jaws 2.") And the climax? No. Nope. Not the same. Not close. P.S. Perkins tried hard, but he no longer looked young and innocent and he was already down the road to overdone self-parody in this film. No.

  • Sept. 12, 2005, 11:27 p.m. CST

    The fucked-up thing about the Austin Film Society...

    by heywood jablomie the way they sold those stupid fucking nine-day passes online. The first night of QT VI, the geeks were shoved to the side while Austin's yupoisie sashayed in, dressed like they were going to the opera or to some New Age aura cleansing. Fortunately, these people bailed after The Spy with My Face, realizing--holy shit! These are movies for a...bunch of GEEKS! But the real film lovers were herded in and out of the theatre Schindler's List style ad nauseam, so that these pseudo-L.A. posers could enjoy their $145 Brush with Tarantino. QT does this shit for the fans, and God bless him. I know the Austin people want to raise funds for their yearlong project, but please--not at the expense of the people who really care about this stuff, and, like me, flew 1000 miles to be there.

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 12:16 a.m. CST

    Psycho II wasn't bad but it was no Psycho.

    by I Dunno

    I know Tarantino has a coke fueled ADD taste in movies but let's not get crazy. Psycho II was a good thriller and avoided the obvious slasher film trappings that Psycho III fell into. Although the Hitchcock sillhouette in the bedroom scene was a little over the top. As for the Psycho remake, I atually thought it wasn't that bad. All the actors involved did a fairly good job. I find it interesting that the same people who jump all over this remake are creaming over the King Kong "re-imagination". I fail to see the difference.

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 12:26 a.m. CST

    Psycho 2 is only as great a film as it is...

    by Some Dude

    ...because it is a smart sequel to a great film. Without the first film, I don't think anyone would be scared of or scared for Norman. That said, it is the Empire of Psycho films (what an ending!). If only part 3 didn't suck so bad and had some good music. The Virgin Mary/suicide scene was a pretty neat subversion of the cliche shower scene, but everything else (barring the love story) was trash.

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 1 a.m. CST

    Why arent you covering Advent Children?

    by FloppyStumps

    Its better than 90% of the other stuff that gets covered. When lord, whens gonna be [AC's] time?

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 1:01 a.m. CST

    Some people just enjoy drek,

    by Phloton

    the same way others enjoy NASCAR. I've tried to watch "bad" movies to see if I can enjoy them, but it just doesn't work for me. Back in college my dormmate said I had to watch bad movies to appreciate the good ones. Well, he was full of shit. What draws me to films is the expertise brought to the film by all the craftsmen involved. A successful film, you actually feel the filmmakers heart and soul on the screen. Badly made movies just look like some guys got together and found a way to get girls to take their clothes off in front of them. It would be nice if I could enjoy the crappy movies, 'cause I'd probably get more fun out of life. Unfortunately I'm one of those snobbish cinefile types that prefers quality over quan-titties. Although, I will admit when I was a teen I was a fan of Lifeforce, but when I see it now I realize I probably only liked it for Matilda May.

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 1:06 a.m. CST

    Psycho II on DVD

    by bluebottle

    tomorrow at all fine sellers of the DVD's you kids love so much. Oh, and Psycho III comes out too. Both in the "anamamorphic widescreen"

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 1:41 a.m. CST

    Psycho II

    by kwerky

    I watched this on VHS when I was like 12, with my younger sister. After the movie ended we left the living room and she was walking past the bathroom. I pointed and screamed "BLOOD'S COMING OUT OF THE TOILET!!" Damn near scared her to death with that.

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 2:08 a.m. CST

    Psycho II


    It wasn't a better movie than Psycho, but it was really good, a lot better than you expect a sequel to a classic to be. I also remember feeling really bad for Norman, he was really trying to make a go of normal life. I still think the scene where he's crying and remembering how his mother used to make him grilled cheese sandwiches was really moving. Also, that scene when he's talking to a dead phone line, and Meg Tilly is in front of him, and he says "no mother, don't make me kill her", man that creeped me out when I was a kid.

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 2:16 a.m. CST

    I disagree with the Anti-Laughing rule...

    by zikade zarathos

    After hearing that speech, I would expect movies like Whale's BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN or Tod Browning's THE UNKNOWN, true classics that, due to the dated nature, might get inappropriate, annoying laughs. I'd buy that. But to get up there, say, "And don't anybody DARE laugh!" and then proceed to play FUNERAL HOME? MAUSOLEUM? I've seen these movies, and they're fun garbage -- hell, when the 'lazer eyes' part comes along in BEYOND EVIL, I would've been choking back fits of raucous laughter. I wouldn't have wanted to be in that theater when THAT movie played with the "RESPECT ALWAYS" rule in effect -- what about when the car explodes? That's hysterical! Oh well. Sounds like a good time, anyway...

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 2:39 a.m. CST

    Psycho II original aspect ratio?

    by ThePhantom

    When the original GoodTimes dvd came out, lots of people complained that it wasn't in widescreen. The company responded by saying that it was actually shot for fullscreen, and just matted for theatrical release. So my question is are we actually getting 'less' picture with this widescreen dvd? Couldn't Universal release it with both 1.33:1 & 1.85:1 pictures? They're pretty efficient with double-sided dvds of late!

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 2:41 a.m. CST

    A flame has burned in my loins for Meg Tilly for many years.

    by Cash Bailey

    I think she retired to raise a family or something. I'd be happy to be proven wrong.

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 2:55 a.m. CST

    The Psycho films

    by jimmythesaint

    I think I might possibly agree with saying Psycho II is my favourite of the bunch. Note that I'm not saying it's the BEST film - you can go on all you like about Hitch's substantial contribution to the horror genre, the innovative editing of the shower scene, etc, etc - but Psycho II's definitely the most fun of the bunch, and a film that stands up to repeated viewings. Psycho III is even more bonkers but has a lot of guilty pleasure moments ("Watch the guitar...") as well as being very nicely shot by Bruce Surtees; and Psycho IV, Bates Motel and the remake are all pretty awful. And yes, no more sex talk from Harry plz.

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 5:49 a.m. CST

    " don

    by xavier masterson

    You are a closeted sick deviant fuck.

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 8:15 a.m. CST

    What, no Creepshow and Fright Night?

    by Lou Stools

    The night wasn't complete without them. Oh, and Tarintinoreno always looks like he just sniffed something his ass-smelling fingers.

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 9:23 a.m. CST

    This may be THE gayest thing you have ever said, Harry!

    by JimboLo

    "...Having Quentin host 80s Horror Night

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 10:09 a.m. CST

    THE gayest thing you have ever said, Harry!

    by van dog

    change Quentin for Michael Jackson and you have the gayest thing.

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 10:53 a.m. CST

    Harry's Wetdream = A pillow fight with Robert Rodriguez, QT,

    by chickychow

    Dunno if they make those, but if they do, they'd better make 'em in XXX!

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 11:21 a.m. CST

    Ah man, I don't usually complain on talkbacks, but this arti

    by JimboLo

    It really got on my tits the more I read of it. All that 'Quentin hates people talking in films, and it drives me insane too' nonsense. How many desperate links can someone make between themselves and someone else. It's like reading the diary of that bird from Single White Female. He hates people talking during films and so do I!!! He prefers Psycho II and, hey, me too! Just like Quentin, I also have a micro penis and a hairy back. We're like brothers seperated at birth. I mean... Christ! Do you have his photo in your wallet?

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 11:50 a.m. CST

    Anybody Ever Read the Book Psycho II?

    by tonagan

    Also written by Robert Bloch. Completely different than the movie, and I think completely different than what anyone was expecting (whether that's good or bad is debatable, I guess).

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 12:01 p.m. CST

    "I collected a caterpillar woman from the floor of the Dobie tha

    by Immortal_Fish

    There it is, folks. Your moment of Zen.

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 12:11 p.m. CST

    Hey QT, Wheres The Goddamn KILL BILL Deluxe Edition!!!

    by ZombieSolutions

    lay off the coke and get to work! we want to give you more money if you'll let us... and you know what more money means? MORE COKE!

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 12:49 p.m. CST

    Psycho II Rules!

    by SamBluestone

    SomeDude summed it up so well I'm just gonna copy it here "Psycho 2 is only as great a film as it is because it is a smart sequel to a great film. Without the first film, I don't think anyone would be scared of or scared for Norman. That said, it is the Empire of Psycho films (what an ending!)." Well put, and I'm in total agreement on all counts!

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 1:39 p.m. CST

    "Psycho 2 is only as great a film as it is because it is a smart

    by JohnNada

    errr...hence it being a sequel. Your point could apply to every sequel ever made, even your Empire reference. Sure, we might not have felt the same if it were not for Star Wars, but there's no denying Empire was the better film, as was Godfather part 2 e.t.c. Psycho is a classic and the innovation spawned countless imitations. No one fucks with Hitchcock, but Psycho 2 is a better film regardless of what was set up in the first. I even prefer the music in 2, and Bernard Herrman was one of my favourite composers.

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 1:39 p.m. CST

    PSYCHO is a masterpiece. Has Harry gone crazy? Or is he just g

    by Krinkle

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 2:03 p.m. CST

    Psycho v. Psycho II

    by Jervis Tetch

    Here are some lines from "Psycho": "Hotels like this aren't interested in you when you check in, but when your time is up..." "There are plenty of motels in the area. You should have, I mean just to be safe." "First time it's ever happened: the customer high-pressuring the salesman." "Mother's not herself today." "I think we're all caught in our private traps, we scratch and claw at the air, at each other, but for all of it, we never budge an inch." "We all go a little mad sometimes...haven't you?" "If it doesn't jell, it isn't aspic, and this ain't jelling." "She may have fooled me, but she didn't fool my mother." "If that woman at the house is Mrs. Bates, who's that woman buried out in Greenlawn cemetary?" "When the mind houses two personalities, there's always a battle. And in Norman's case, the dominant personality has won." "It's sad when a mother has to speak the words that condemn her own son." "Why, she wouldn't harm a fly." Now: gather up that many good, famous, or meaningful lines from "Psycho II."

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 2:34 p.m. CST

    Does Anyone Honeslty Take QT's Opinions Seriously?

    by ZombieSolutions

    i love his movies, and he's clearly a talented cinema-collage artist / director / writer, but he also happens to be a monumental bonehead who talks out of his ass basically 24/7. that being said, wheres the goddamn KILL BILL deluxe DVD, jerko?!?! remember, cha-ching cha-cing? more moola means more cocaine!

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 4:02 p.m. CST

    Pillow Fights Are GAY!

    by DeskOfSteel

    And that's all.

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 4:13 p.m. CST

    I love ya QT an' all....

    by Brendon

    ....but it IS okay to like Hitchcock, man. You can. We can see your point, but roll with it. You know you'd love his tuff if you weren't resisting how "easy" that is.

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 4:22 p.m. CST

    Psycho and Psycho II

    by bluebottle

    2001 and 2010. Apples and oranges, but both delicious fruit. :) - eat me, TB'ers.

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 4:30 p.m. CST

    I Forgot a Line

    by Jervis Tetch

    "A boy's best friend is his mother." That one made the AFI list of greatest movie quotes.

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 5:28 p.m. CST


    by LHombreSiniestro

    I rented SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT a few months ago, and its fucking great! I love every inch of the movie and shrieked with delight when i found that it was in QT fest, i hope it gets played again, so i can somehow make my way up to Austin and see it on a screen!

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 5:29 p.m. CST

    Meg Tilly

    by Jervis Tetch

    ...married a big time studio chief named John Calley, who was about twice her age. Still married, I think. P.S. Martin Balsam won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor a few years after he made "Psycho." He was pretty good.

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 6:14 p.m. CST

    Hey, fuck Psycho 2. The man said he PREFERS VAN SANT'S REMAK

    by chickychow

    This is, imo, an irredeemable offence. That movie made me want to slash my wrists. Even if you had never seen the original, even if it never even existed, you would still have to look at Psycho '98 with the frozen expression of someone who has just smelled a juicy dog fart. The interesting challenge that movie poses is deciding the worst performance. Yeah, you might rush to say Vince Vaughn, but Viggo's is the stuff of junior high school plays. Van Sant's ability to get horrid performances out of good actors rivaled George Lucas (in that movie, at least. I somewhat like a couple of his other flicks).

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 7:56 p.m. CST

    Goatzinger, the day they remake 3rd Man is the day I drown mysel

    by chickychow

    ... but I can hear Harry and/or Quentin now... "Yeah, Orson Wells is good in The Third Man and all, but I much prefer Transformers the Movie!!"

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 8:23 p.m. CST

    Whoa wait, Tarantino likes the Psycho remake better?

    by TheAFLACDuck

    Did I read that right? that's some sort of typo right. He was joking about liking the remake BETTER than the original Hitchcock version? Isn't that breaking some sort of filmgeek commandment or something? Is he aloud to run in geek circles anymore now because of that? Quint! Clarify!! ERROR! ERROR! EXAMINE!

  • Sept. 13, 2005, 11:57 p.m. CST

    You fucking lost me, Harry.

    by Gilkuliehe

    I made it through your love for that turd called CABIN FEVER. I even tried to understand your feelings for Van Helsing. But bashing Psycho was more than I can take. Today my friend, you have lost me. Now go get some kleenex and CRY ME A RIVER, BITCH.

  • Sept. 14, 2005, 1:40 a.m. CST

    Don't get excited about it, Folks. It's just a contraria

    by JimboLo

    Honestly, I love this website, have had a few scoops posted and have stuck up for Harry several times when people have taken the piss about his weight, etc. but this article made my blood boil. This is just the opinions of a pair of contrarians, pure and simple: "Hey, Harry/QT, the sky is blue." QT: "Well, yeah, that's what most people like to think, but I much prefer to think of it as light pink. I know it's not fashionable to say that, but that's what I think." Harry: "Like Quentin, I too think of the sky as being pink. Because I'm like Quentin. And he is like me. And I am like him. And I want him to like me. And I want people to know he likes me..."

  • Sept. 14, 2005, 3:07 a.m. CST

    RE: JimboLo

    by Shermdawg

    I know you weren't trying to nail the Tarrentino impression, but if you were, you should have typed this, OT: "Well, that's what most people think, allright? I much prefer to think of it as pink, okay? I know it's not fashionable to say that, allright? Thats just what I think, okay?"

  • Sept. 14, 2005, 5:10 a.m. CST

    Good work, Shermdawg. I'm going to give this contrarian shit

    by JimboLo

    Okay, Batman & Robin is THE most underrated studio film in, like, the last decade, alright? Joel Schumacher is the Stanley Kubrick for the 21st century, yeah? I feel B an' R has the very best performance by Arnold Schwarzenegger of all time, okay, along with, y'know, Hercules In New York where he just, like, owned the screen from start to finish, right. I completely care about Mr Freeze in this thing and that

  • Sept. 14, 2005, 8:16 a.m. CST


    by Shigeru

    you need to add more "fucking" and "fucks". And the occasional *snort* noises of blow vanishing up his sniffer.

  • Sept. 14, 2005, 9:11 a.m. CST

    P2 and other 80's flicks

    by Homer Sexual

    I must agree emphatically that 80's horror was by far the best. And I thought my aunt and I were the only two people who loved Psycho II. As I recall, it wasn't even a modest hit, but it sure kept you guessing and had a great payoff. Cinematically, it is nowhere near the original. But the story? Great! Satisfying, twisty but not a rip-off. I have been wanting Silent Scream on DVD, but it isn't available. Friday the 13th parts I, II and IV. Halloween IV. I could go on and on, so many good flicks back then. And now? Emily Rose and The Ring. What a pathetic age we live in. I am the type of person who wants to go see a movie every Friday, yet often I don't because nothing looks even mildly appealing. Case in point, I saw Cabin Fever due to a recommendation here. That was not a good recommendation. Finally, I'm another person who hates to agree with Harry, particularly twice in one article, but May is terrific!

  • Sept. 14, 2005, 9:38 a.m. CST

    "Moriarty'sTracy Lords-esque upturned tittage is always a ve


    Oh wait...that's not a direct quote. Hey Harry, hope that website is sending you free pies for the plug. It's achingly clear from all of your misogynistic comments that you could use some pie. I just don't understand how a woman's tits can turn a shitty film into a good film. I mean if that were the case, Oscar would have a BEST PORN category. But then again you thought the original "Psycho" felt flat because...why, again? Hitch used his TV crew? Wait a sec: what was Hitchcock famous for as a director?--isn't it for being a fucking CONTROL FREAK? Anything you see on that screen is due to his vision for better or for worse. In this case, FOR WORSE since the primarily-forgotten "Psycho II" is far superior to the classic original. Whatever. To each their own. I'm gonna be over here watching "The Shining". You go jerk off to "Killer Clowns From Outer Space" and tell me how that is. Then write a column about how the TV version of "The Shining" is superior to the Kubrick version.

  • Sept. 14, 2005, 11:53 a.m. CST

    "Alright so Cabin Fever is like, totally 80s horror, okay?"

    by chickychow

    "I mean that movie is just fuckin raw, alright? I mean, the guy fingers her bloody wound, alright, and he thinks he's fingering her cunt, okay? That is just fuckin AWESOME... By the way, Revenge is my favorite Tony Scott movie, alright, I fucking LOVE Revenge, it makes Dances with Wolves look like a piss stain on my sofa, alriiiight. Its what made ME want HIM to direct True Romance, okaay?"

  • Sept. 14, 2005, 11:57 a.m. CST

    chickychow you are genius


    that is all.

  • Sept. 14, 2005, 3:28 p.m. CST

    "Okay, you wanna talk genius? William Lustig is a genius, okay?"

    by chickychow

    "Okay, you know that scene in Maniac where he blows off the dude's head in the car? Alright, I used to fall asleep to that scene every night in the 80s, okay? And like Maniac Cop 2 is a fucking GREAT movie, an undiscovered masterpiece, alright? Like, there are fucking AMAZING shots in that movie, okay, and Bruce Campbell's death scene is like 100 times better than Janet Leigh's in Psycho, alright? It blew me away, I mean blew me the fuck away..! I'm gonna put together an all Maniac Cop marathon, alright, cuz it'll kick your asses out of your seats and into another theater playing some other fucking ridiculous piece of shit movie from the 80s that no one could posssibly like so much!!" Whew, sorry. Alright, thats enough of that...

  • Sept. 15, 2005, 9:33 p.m. CST

    THe psycho films

    by Chief Redcock

    Ok, Hitchcock's film rules over them all, no question. Psycho II is damn good though, and VERY different.... maybe more of a drama than a thriller or horror film, centering around Norman Bates as a human being. Tilly has a real nothing part though (I'm surprised no one has mentioned that, just her tits). Psycho III ain't bad either, directed by Perkins himself, and with a totally blasphemous opening credits sequence, an homage to Vertigo.... "There is no God!" shouted over a black screen? Tell me you don't love that! Hell, I'll even defend Psycho IV... it was written by the MAN Joseph Stefano, and there's something cool about a movie 1/4th or 1/3rd of which is a call-in to a radio show... i dunno, that element always felt cool to me. I'll even defend the remake. It's nothing brilliant, and not better than Hitch, but rather a postmodern statement about how context (and contemporary context) shapes and redefines the meaning of even the most familiar tropes. Watching those old lines and camera angles take on new implications in the hands of Van Sant, if not revelatory, was at least worth the trip. NOTHING, though, but NOTHING, trumps Hitch. Sorry Quentin, sorry Harry, you're both wrong.