I am – Hercules!!

UPN’s "Everybody Hates Chris" is a sitcom, created by writers Chris Rock & Ali Leroi (“Down to Earth,” “Head of State”), about a teen Rock attending a mostly white school in 1982. It stars Tyler Williams as Rock (Rock himself lends narration), as well as Tichina Arnold (“Big Momma’s House”), Terry Crews (“White Chicks”), Tequan Richmond (“Ray”) and Vincent Martella (“Deuce Bigelow: Male Gigolo”).

TV Guide and Entertainment Weekly are both raving about it (TV Guide picked it as the best new sitcom of autumn over “The War At Home,” “Freddie,” “Hot Properties,” “My Name Is Earl,” “Twins,” “Love Inc.,” “Out of Practice,” “Kitchen Confidential” and “How I Met Your Mother”).

But I suspect no one will ever, ever see “Chris” on a television set, as it airs Thursdays at 8 p.m., opposite the very established “Survivor,” “The OC,” “Alias,” “Smallville,” and “Joey.”

So pick up Entertainment Weekly’s new issue (the one with “Nip/Tuck” on the cover) and discover perhaps a CD-ROM containing the entire “Chris” pilot.

Is it the next “Arrested Development,” the next “Malcolm in the Middle,” or the next “Mullets”? Will you watch it instead of “Survivor,” “Smallville” and “Alias”?

Watch. Then take up valuable bandwidth with your predictions and reactions.

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