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About That Alleged SUPERMAN Teaser Trailer...

Hi, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab...

... um, despite what EMPIRE Online says, that is not the teaser trailer for SUPERMAN RETURNS, and that is not a new John Williams theme.

It’s a fan trailer. It’s a really well-made fan trailer, cut together from footage that’s been used in the previous BlueTights blogs, but it’s still just a fan trailer. And, frankly, if that was the teaser trailer, I’d be worried. It’s an okay assemblage of the footage the guy had to work with, but it’s not terribly exciting and there’s not a single real money shot in the thing. I’m sure whatever Warner Bros. is cooking up, it’ll be more impressive than this. It had better be, anyway...

As I understand it, Warner Bros. plans to unleash the first SUPERMAN RETURNS teaser attached to HARRY POTTER & THE GOBLET OF FIRE this November. I’m sure there will be a lot of noise about it landing online, and we’ll run a link for you then. But for now, hold tight. This is not the trailer. So please... stop e-mailing us the link.

"Moriarty" out.





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  • Sept. 5, 2005, 5:48 p.m. CST

    First??

    by sacul1138

    Is there a link, I'd like to see this fan made trailer.

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 5:48 p.m. CST

    Almost time for a trailer

    by bjk4ku

    I can't wait, I hope it is done right. I Love John Williams.

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 5:48 p.m. CST

    Meh...

    by CrapHole

    It had better be better than "You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near '' at line 1" because that is all I'm seeing at this point.

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 5:50 p.m. CST

    Those kids sure are gonna get a surprise when they see GOF

    by spikebad666

    I bet their little eyeballs will just light up when they see Superman on the big screen, including mine.

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 5:53 p.m. CST

    I feared for this movie as it is...

    by tango fett

    especially after the recent newsweek article. Brandon Routh just doesn't quite look right or somethin, and the story is kind of, uh, un-epic even though it's branded as "an epic adventure."

  • http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/Kyorca/normal_SL_001.jpg

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 5:56 p.m. CST

    Has anyone here...

    by tango fett

    ...seen the Bollywood version of Superman? It's hilarious, check it out if at all possible. www.stomptokyo.com

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 6:08 p.m. CST

    Yeah, that site and IMDB still say Hugh Laurie's Perry White

    by Cletus Van Damme

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 6:13 p.m. CST

    Link to the "trailer"

    by JediOliver

    http://www.supermanimagery.com/SRmovies/Superman_Returns_Teaser_Trailer.mov

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 6:39 p.m. CST

    New Superman Pics & Links to 2 Fan Trailers

    by Dark_Silence

    Just go to http://www.fi-sci.net and look under Superhero news & Latest articles..... you'll find all the goodies there.

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 6:47 p.m. CST

    You know its sad

    by Thirteen 13

    When this site can't even do something as simple as post a good reliable link. And on the few occasions they do its usually some behind the scenes picture of the actors drinking coffee between takes. WOW. This happens all the time here. Instead you have to rely on the talkbackers to hunt it down and provide the good link. But then again this is also the same site that posted 3 gushing, glowing, "A must see movie", reviews of land of the dead, so that explains a lot.

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 6:56 p.m. CST

    the comic con footage in bryan singer's 22nd "blog"...

    by jig98

    had some bitchin' stuff. when they put out this real teaser nov 18th with goblet of fire. i doubt kids will be surprised because they already know superman and what bryan singer is doing to make it something wonderous just like chris reeve did with the first 1978 film. just one wow out of this and kids will be thinkin things for this movie before june 30 2006 and a possible burger king promo going with the year to year connect with the wonderful batman begins and the great fantastic 4. oh, and by the way ,i'm waiting for people to agree with me on this. thank you

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 7:01 p.m. CST

    Cletus Van Damme

    by The Llama

    IMDB has listed Frank Langella as Perry White for months now.

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 7:12 p.m. CST

    The origin of the teaser

    by IAmJack'sUserID

    I can't get it to work, but a guy from the hometheaterforum.com, Simon Young, made a pretty nifty trailer for all of the footage available so far. He posted it on this thread at htf.com. http://tinyurl.com/d2wbw

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 7:20 p.m. CST

    2 Different Movies

    by Flummage

    I want this film to work, I really do. But like I posted on the last Supes/Kong TB, I'm getting two different messages from the stuff were seeing. First, is from the magazines pictures, and articles coming out. This film wall fall down. It looks camp, the story revealed in the latest artical, just seems to much smaller and and tackier than I was dreaming for. It sucks. It's gonna bomb, and everyone will hate it. I try to fight it, but it just gets worse and worse, and those 2 new pictures above proove it. The other film I'm seeing, is from the actuall footage. The tidbits and clips from the blogs are pure quality. Say what u want about pictures and casting or what ever but the actuall (semi) finished footage is class. It looks epic, it feels as if it's beeing played very straight, with a lot of nobility and pathos. And Routh's voice just echos that, so does Eva Marie Saints, she delivers those lines beautifully. I love that clip in the comican footage, it's already stuck in my head permanently. And the John Williams score over it all?! OMG. It's gonna work. Its gonna absoloutely fucking fly. They just need to stop promoting this movie, with tacky photographs, 330 or so days before it's even coming out. I'm pretty confident that on the screen, this film is gonna blow us away. I'm not a Supes fanatic, a super hero fanatic, or a Bryan Singer apologist, it's just the facts as I see them from the footage, the most important hints that we can get at this stage. I just hope I'm right, for our sakes anyways...

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 7:26 p.m. CST

    Man! Empire was duped by this?!

    by Cymbol

    Come on. I would be totally mad if the Teaser actually showed less than the footage shown at comic-con. However, it was a nice enough trailer from some guy who still lives at home.

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 7:32 p.m. CST

    I meant to add that the trailer Young posted on hometheaterforum

    by IAmJack'sUserID

    Sorry.

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 8:10 p.m. CST

    Wow...

    by blues

    something obviously fan-made that AICN *wasn't* duped by. Good thing Moriarty heard about it before Quint or Harry.

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 8:11 p.m. CST

    It's obvious it was a fan trailer...

    by Doc_McCoy

    ...because it sucked. Used unintersting clips from the movie and didn't generate any excitement.

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 8:28 p.m. CST

    ONCE AGAIN, I HAVE A LINK THAT actually WORKS!

    by 3 Bag Enema

    And I give it to you, the foot-tapping, watch-watching AICN reader, humbly, because that's the kind of guy I am. (Well, it worked when I posted this, anyway.) http://www.supermanimagery.com/SRmovies/Superman_Returns_Teaser_Trailer.mov

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 9:01 p.m. CST

    Next Summer... the world's greatest hero...

    by 3 Bag Enema

    Will wear an unfortunate wig. This was a good... well, parody of a teaser trailer, creatively using crap from the blogs. Frankly, watching Singer run around shouting orders and mugging for the behind-the-scenes camera has been more entertaining than the actual film footage.

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 9:15 p.m. CST

    Major Villans Minus Luthor

    by sledgehammer5050

    I think this movie is gonna be great. The tributes they are making to the first two Supes movies, the music, and the casting is great. My only fear is that they are not tapping into the plethora of villans Superman has. I mean, one of the many reasons spiderman is succeeding is because the villans are very interesting and diverse. Superman has Metallo, Darkside, Lobo, Bizarro (which I'd love to see him) and most of all...Brainiac! I just hope eventually they tap into those villans so we can have a balls-to-the-wall all out modern day Super fight better than the third Matrix. I mean giant trucks being thrown at each other, buildings being smashed up, etc....please dive deep into the comics!!@!!

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 9:24 p.m. CST

    Almost time for a trailer

    by I Dunno

    I can't wait, I hope it is done right. I Love Christopher Reeves. And if the teaser doesn't show anything but the Goddamned "S", I'm going to give Bryan Singer a teaser and only put the head of my cock in his ass that night. He hates that.

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 9:29 p.m. CST

    I Dunno - that's funny.

    by 3 Bag Enema

    It's also disturbingly erotic. I have to go now.

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 9:31 p.m. CST

    fan trailer or not

    by BurlIvesLeftNut

    That is fucking awesome. Who needs a "money shot"? It's Superman.

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 9:32 p.m. CST

    NOT REAL!!

    by calami-shami

    oh thank god. that teaser was crap.

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 9:34 p.m. CST

    spikebad666

    by calami-shami

    do u really think kids these days will care aboot superman? What with the ipods and the internet dating and the ice cream socials.

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 9:42 p.m. CST

    I know this would violate the sacred Goddamned canon....

    by I Dunno

    But they have to do something to make Spacey's Luthor not look like the parody Dr. Evil in the beginning of Goldmember. Make him burned somewhere or a scar in a different place or maybe a monacle...no, then he'd look like the Penguin. Anyway, I just hope they're aware of this dillemma.

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 9:46 p.m. CST

    New Pics

    by TheOGT

    Can anyone post a link to the new leaked pics? Besides this one: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/Kyorca/normal_SL_001.jpg

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 9:50 p.m. CST

    The movie will suck

    by AlwaysThere

    Count on that.

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 9:50 p.m. CST

    Thank goodness

    by invalid entry

    Thank god. That sucked.

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 9:58 p.m. CST

    This is the teaser trailer you want...

    by SithLordSi

    http://www.sbstudios.f2s.com/sy/sr_teaser.mp4

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 10 p.m. CST

    Obviously a Fan Trailer

    by Sean38

    Not sure how anyone could think for a moment that that was a REAL trailer.

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 10:01 p.m. CST

    You will suck

    by IAmJack'sUserID

    Wait, already happened.

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 10:27 p.m. CST

    If you are having problems...

    by SithLordSi

    ...simply download the file to your hard disk and remove the .txt extension. It's in MPEG-4 format, for now. http://www.sbstudios.f2s.com/sy/sr_teaser.mp4

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 11 p.m. CST

    dammit, doesn't work anymore

    by iamnicksaicnsn

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 11:21 p.m. CST

    Are you sure it's not the trailer, Moriarty?

    by bluebottle

    Did you want me to e-mail you the link? or do you have it? i couldn't tell. i've got some other stuff to send you... stuff for you to read... you're not busy, right?

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 11:21 p.m. CST

    Are you sure it's not the trailer, Moriarty?

    by bluebottle

    Did you want me to e-mail you the link? or do you have it? i couldn't tell. i've got some other stuff to send you... stuff for you to read... you're not busy, right?

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 11:23 p.m. CST

    In a fight between Superman and Harry Potter...

    by playahatersball

    Harry Pothead actually has the upper hand. It sucks to think that any prepubescent with magic powers could basically hand Superman his ass. Hell, anyone with a red-tinted tanning booth could destroy the Man of Steel. Why is Lex Luthor not smart enough to develop a weapon he could fire into the atmosphere and block out the sun?

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 11:25 p.m. CST

    Oh yeah....

    by playahatersball

    Dark Knight Returns, Supes goes and picks some flowers, everything is okay again. Suddenly I hate Frank Miller just a little more. The movie should be pretty cool though.

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 11:29 p.m. CST

    An idea for a teaser trailer...

    by mattw

    A black screen. We hear the first riff from the John Williams score (nuuuuh nuhnuhnuh nuuuuuuuuh). Then type on the black screen that says "June 2006". That's it. The whole thing is 8 or so seconds.

  • Sept. 5, 2005, 11:44 p.m. CST

    The Anvil of Crom

    by darthbinks1220

    Hope they use Kevin Smith's script for the sequel to Returns. James Cameron should direct. Basil Poleduris' Conan the Barbarian theme should accompany the trailer as Supes battles Doomsday. This will accentuate the God-like power of both Superman and his Kryptonian nemesis.

  • Sept. 6, 2005, 12:48 a.m. CST

    That's inspired, mattw

    by I Dunno

    If he did that, I wouldn't even give Bryan Singer the -tip- of the head of my penis. And a reacharound would be out of the question. As for Kevin Smith, was that the script with the polar bears or is that one of the many rewrites? I don't think Kev has displayed the chops to write any kind of action movie yet, especially a major studio picture. And note that I refuse to use the Hollywood buzzword "tentpole", unless it's referring to Bryan Singer's cock while watching American Idol. Ok, ok, the gay stuff is getting hacky, I'll show myself out.

  • Sept. 6, 2005, 1:02 a.m. CST

    Yeah, Smith's script for the sequel

    by moviemaniac-7

    And let's hope that he has gotten the Jon-Peters-Spider-Thing right!

  • Sept. 6, 2005, 2:53 a.m. CST

    kevin smiths?

    by ivehadsex

    What was the plot for that anyway? I heard the studios rejected it but that doesn't necessarily mean anything.

  • Sept. 6, 2005, 2:55 a.m. CST

    The font was way off anyways

    by quantum_ken

    That's the biggest mistake these fan-made trailers/posters make. Fonts.

  • Sept. 6, 2005, 3:14 a.m. CST

    Question about Kevin Smith's script

    by Zino

    Did it involve a bunch of arseholes with too much to say who constantly reference other movies and have no original ideas of their own? Oh, and I bet there was a monster made of shit in it somewhere that Superman has to fight.

  • Sept. 6, 2005, 3:47 a.m. CST

    I checked out Empire first this morning....got all excited.....c

    by Big_Bubbaloola

    Normally Empire is one of the best at checking it's sources, unlike some other websites (yes AICN....i'm looking at you!), and for them to be duped is something of a rarity!

  • Sept. 6, 2005, 4:17 a.m. CST

    Oh dear Empire

    by phortonfour

    Bet they're kicking themselves after this mis-hap. We'll see a 'actually we were wrong' report being posted soon. It's still a kick-ass magazine and website though.

  • Sept. 6, 2005, 4:24 a.m. CST

    If any one still cares...

    by smallfry

    There's a link to this trailer that still works on the talkback about the trailer on the empire website.

  • Sept. 6, 2005, 4:48 a.m. CST

    Kevin Smith's Script Sucked!

    by Cymbol

    I don't know why people treat Kevin Smith as an expert on . . . everything. He likes comics, and made some low budget movies with a few chuckles. The script was terrible for those who haven't read it. The first couple of pages starts out with a bank robbery, "we see two shiny red boots appear on the edge of a building". Then he "blurs" around taking their weapons. Years waiting for a superman movie and this is our introduction? But the WORST thing in the script. Supes is with Lois, and hears a cry for help. He jumps off the edge of a cliff and comes back up as Supes. (she knows supes identity. He then says the WORST line ever. "Up, Up and Away. I always wanted to say that." Then flies off. Wow! I guess he always wanted to say something like the comic book character . . . that the movie is based on . . ? Basically, just pages of this stuff. I just don't understand why people are so infatuated with the idea of Smith directing a comic book movie. Unless Jay and Silent Bob get superpowers, he needs to leave this stuff alone.

  • Sept. 6, 2005, 5:35 a.m. CST

    SMALLVILLE

    by perromaldito

    Even if this is a fake, what i don

  • I rather liked it, actually. Vaguely romantic and somewhat mythic, too.

  • Sept. 6, 2005, 7:10 a.m. CST

    working download link

    by skynetbauxi

    you can get the fan-made teaser here: starwars.avi-film.com

  • Sept. 6, 2005, 8:39 a.m. CST

    Methinks Singer is trying too hard to capture Donner/Reeve

    by performingmonkey

    I haven't seen an image yet that isn't trying to redo what Donner did, and Singer's trying to make Routh like Reeve. It's as though he thought 'OK, let's admit it, we can't cast a good new Supes so let's just make this model a Reeve clone'. Pity he's like one eighth Reeve's size... I'll admit, a couple of things in Singer's production diaries, like Clark throwing the baseball where they used a practical effect (please don't replace it with CG!!), made me think 'cool' but is that enough? And the soap-like storyline of us not knowing the father of Lois's baby and her fucking off with another guy doesn't sit too well with me. I hope this is a fairly minor part of the movie and that most of it is a totally badass Luthor at work. Something worries me though. Warner were going to give this picture to McGee and a shitty script from JJ Abrams so I don't trust their judgement. It seemed to fall a little too quickly into Singer's lap. He had his Supes story in his head for years, which is why he jumped at the chance to direct, but was it fully realized? No matte what, until the movie proves me otherwise I will believe that Lois and Clark (ahhhhh, Lois and Clark...who woulda thought that Teri Hatcher would become a Desperate Housewife and Dean Cain would become a....a....) have been cast wrong.

  • Sept. 6, 2005, 9:18 a.m. CST

    Anyone who thought that that trailer was real or decent is a god

    by PsychoCrash

    That is all.

  • ..for pointing out their big mistake...RUMBLE!!!

  • Sept. 6, 2005, 12:33 p.m. CST

    Damn right it's not a "new" Williams theme

    by Cartagia

    It's the theme for Krypton from the original Supes film.

  • Sept. 6, 2005, 12:56 p.m. CST

    Retard

    by kazbar

    Almost time for a trailer by I Dunno September 5th, 2005 09:24:32 PM CST I can't wait, I hope it is done right. I Love Christopher Reeves. And if the teaser doesn't show anything but the Goddamned "S", I'm going to give Bryan Singer a teaser and only put the head of my cock in his ass that night. He hates that. Dude not only are you a homophob but your also an idiot and not a big fan of chris's. Its Reeve you dumb shit.

  • Sept. 6, 2005, 2:03 p.m. CST

    by Frot

    all yout homophob are belong to us

  • Sept. 6, 2005, 5:35 p.m. CST

    Re: "fuck-cunts" on the Empire Talkback...

    by redtom

    They are calling... ? Who the fuck is this "they"?? One person posted this and all he was doing was pointing out that Aintitcool snottily talked down on Empire for making what years ago would have been a "geek" mistake - oh, but no, Aintitcool are geeks for so long now its become a fucking snotty upper class - fuck you and your fucking isolationist attitudes...

  • Sept. 6, 2005, 7:52 p.m. CST

    Superman movie

    by Hugh Jass

    I think its gonna suck shit. Routh looks like Reeve reincarnated. How about something original, not a remake of the shitty 1980's Superman? Smallville should have been the big screen Superman movie. Its by far the best treatment of the Superman legend ever. BTW, I know a guy who worked on X-Men 2 in Vancouver and he says that Singer was always perving on young guys. Always. Major fucking perv.

  • That means with marketing and theater costs it would have to make about $400 mill. It could happen I guess with foreign and DVD sales but why would it possibly cost that much? Kevin Spacey's the biggest star in the thing and he doesn't command that much. They don't have to pay for a new score. The Matrix already did the flying person CGI thing. I don't see a whole lot of ground being broken. Maybe it was that train set. Or maybe the fabulous after hours glory hole parties but that shouldn't be on WB's dime.

  • Sept. 6, 2005, 8:10 p.m. CST

    utter crap towards the end.

    by joeydoo

    Started off quite well though. Then whoever made it put utter shit music on it.

  • Sept. 6, 2005, 8:24 p.m. CST

    "The Matrix already did the flying person CGI thing."

    by joeydoo

    And its soooooooo bad neo would have looked much better animated. If superman looked like that for 140mins then people will have walk out because of side splitting pain. He has to be flawless all the way through for this film to work. I am fed up with plastic looking superheroes. Spiderman being a case in point (I did enjoy the film, though). Hulk still had some of the best CG I have seen and that was many years ago. He will be replaced by King Knog (I like that typo so I'm gonna leave it) shortly. If superman can be totally undetectable for the whole film I will be impressed. We should be there by now, shouldn't we? This isn't a comment on the quality of the films that have bad CG in them. I can still enjoy the films regardless. But it's a matter of standards. Dare I say that Jurassic Park might still be at the top of my list for CG. T-rex still stands up. That film did have some bad Muppets in it though.

  • Sept. 6, 2005, 11:45 p.m. CST

    YOU WILL KNEEL BEFORE KNOG!

    by calami-shami

  • Sept. 7, 2005, 2:40 a.m. CST

    You can tell this is fake by the crappy simple fonts

    by Orionsangels

    WTF is that? although i got chills when i saw the daily planet globe with the music.

  • Sept. 7, 2005, 2:35 p.m. CST

    The Curse Of Superman..

    by pumaman

    I wonder what fate will befall new supes Brandon Routh ... maybe he'll end up sucking face with Michael Caine too in some 'artsy' Homo erotic movie about Priests.

  • Sept. 11, 2005, 12:34 a.m. CST

    John Williams isn't.....

    by Jerry_inMadtown

    ....scoring Superman Returns from what I understand. John Ottman will be scoring. It's listed on his "Projects" page http://tinyurl.com/96hcq . I would hope that he'd incorporate Williams' Superman themes. Anyone know more about the score for SR?