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F'n A! FANBOYS to finally lens this January!!!

Harry here in Kayente, Arizona - about ten minutes from heading off West son, West! Heh. Might show the tot the meaning of the word gigantic by driving him to the Grand Canyon. Check out some natural bridges, but then it is time for PLANET OF THE APES. The first mega-geek film of the trip served up upon the beach that Taylor washed up at the beginning of the film. AWESOME! Anyway, as I was sitting here in the Holiday Inn parking lot, Father Geek and Giovanni doing laundry at the $1.75 machines... I got an email from Ernest Cline... aka Ernie Cline... aka undiscovered geek genius behind FANBOYS. Back a bazillion years ago you may remember that this film was all set to start shooting, I opened my mouth about the project and the next thing we know... Poor Ernie was flooded with the hellfire of Hollywood offers. Which muddled the whole thing up on to its path to being a well financed feature film.

If you remember - this is the story of 4 lifelong fans & friends. One of them develops a deadly illness that will take his life before the release of the first Star Wars prequel movie - and it is his dream to see it with his 3 friends, whom he's seen the original films with. Problem, he doesn't have long - and George Lucas isn't known to screen early prints of this movie for folks. So they plan to somehow breakin to Skywalker Ranch and watch whatever they have.

That was the cheap little version of this story. Actually in reality it is a story of friendship and a quest for the impossible. It's about the road and the history of friends of our generation. It's funny, iconic and cool as hell. There's been many drafts since that original one, and each time Ernie has knocked it out. I hear that casting is in the process right now - Why "THE PHANTOM MENACE" - well that was the last time that Star Wars geeks were united. Their anticipation was maddening. They believed they'd see that film and get their pants pregnant. It was a miracle movie at that point, that thing we never thought we'd get. It was pure. There was no question, no debate. Cynicism hadn't come in and it was the dream of what it may be. Truly the high water mark of anticipation for "our kind". They had moved it to the subsequent films - but luckily Ernie and crew realized what was special before that first screening. This has been nearly 8 years in development... maybe 9, but great scripts sometimes find a way, I'm glad this one is.

Ernie - Congrats - just get the film done in time for BNAT 8 & leave the fungus behind!

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bastard
by Chicken2nite
Aug 24th, 2005
12:50:56 PM
If the guy survived until the release of episode I
by Judge Doom
Aug 24th, 2005
12:56:05 PM
this sounds like a tragedy.
by mocky_puppet
Aug 24th, 2005
12:57:55 PM
This is 8 years in develompent and 8 too late!
by Batutta
Aug 24th, 2005
12:59:26 PM
Huh? Harry has a kid????
by Russman
Aug 24th, 2005
01:04:24 PM
Yawn
by SamuelLappDance
Aug 24th, 2005
01:11:43 PM
Mocky Puppet
by DinoDeLaurentiis
Aug 24th, 2005
01:12:48 PM
yes
by Krangelus
Aug 24th, 2005
01:15:38 PM
Well the prequel apologists will love this
by Thirteen 13
Aug 24th, 2005
01:23:45 PM
The guy should die before he can see a frame of PHANTOM MENACE
by godoffireinhell
Aug 24th, 2005
01:31:59 PM
I'd be ready to die after seeing Phantom Menace
by modlight
Aug 24th, 2005
01:32:36 PM
Too Late
by Zedsdead
Aug 24th, 2005
01:33:10 PM
Seriously though
by modlight
Aug 24th, 2005
01:40:27 PM
The movie should end with at Baskin Robbins
by stlfilmwire
Aug 24th, 2005
01:45:26 PM
So after they watch "The Phantom Menace"...
by fiester
Aug 24th, 2005
01:49:00 PM
Are his last words on his death-bed
by Big Jim
Aug 24th, 2005
02:08:01 PM
Midway through the screening the ill kid turns to his friends an
by The True Priapic
Aug 24th, 2005
02:44:26 PM
Tragedy Indeed!
by JumpinJehosaphat
Aug 24th, 2005
02:53:06 PM
At the end...
by Shigeru
Aug 24th, 2005
03:02:25 PM
Lucas should catch whatever this kid has as the ending
by fenstersaysWTF
Aug 24th, 2005
03:03:33 PM
damn you shig, you beat me too it bastard
by fenstersaysWTF
Aug 24th, 2005
03:04:49 PM
It's good to see that the SW TB is back sooner than later
by IAmLegolas
Aug 24th, 2005
03:16:19 PM
lens
by gredenko
Aug 24th, 2005
04:10:41 PM
If it really is about fanboys, then dying guy's 3 friends sh
by Big Jim
Aug 24th, 2005
04:22:54 PM
Just to add to the Lucas bashing,WILLOW was on tv last night...
by The True Priapic
Aug 24th, 2005
04:29:36 PM
TPM bashing
by Indiana Clones
Aug 24th, 2005
04:31:05 PM
This talkback
by scratcher
Aug 24th, 2005
04:41:54 PM
Finally, a movie for us!!! Rocks!!!
by Sexybitch
Aug 24th, 2005
05:08:01 PM
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!
by tincanman
Aug 24th, 2005
05:13:45 PM
RE: Oswald Cobblepot
by Head In A Box
Aug 24th, 2005
05:16:30 PM
As he dies his friends say "we love you" and he replies...ah,you
by The True Priapic
Aug 24th, 2005
05:16:42 PM
The Outlaw George Lucas
by The True Priapic
Aug 24th, 2005
05:27:09 PM
NOOOOO!!!!!!
by Ace Hunter
Aug 24th, 2005
06:16:56 PM
Uugh, here we go again
by Lukecash
Aug 24th, 2005
06:17:17 PM
Hey Geek Boy -
by Ric Flair,Whooo!
Aug 24th, 2005
06:57:19 PM
Lukecash
by scratcher
Aug 24th, 2005
06:59:59 PM
Ric Flair
by Russman
Aug 24th, 2005
07:06:52 PM
Russman....
by Ric Flair,Whooo!
Aug 24th, 2005
07:21:30 PM
this should only works as a COMEDY...
by DarthBakpao
Aug 24th, 2005
08:23:47 PM
No, no, no, you got it all wrong. The awesomness of "Phantom" he
by Tall_Boy
Aug 24th, 2005
08:42:02 PM
Comedy about guys trying to break into Skywalker Ranch
by tincanman
Aug 24th, 2005
09:36:57 PM

by BigJake
Aug 25th, 2005
01:18:13 AM
seriously....the script for this movie is fucking awesome....eve
by BigJake
Aug 25th, 2005
01:20:36 AM
Do you think George Lucas will be in the film?
by banthafodderUK
Aug 25th, 2005
04:08:02 AM
In all seriousness
by LordMadhammer
Aug 25th, 2005
07:46:28 AM
I think this could be great..
by SW-Fan
Aug 25th, 2005
08:11:31 AM
what if the gods of irony intervened
by trevorfactor
Aug 25th, 2005
08:21:38 AM
Actually pretty damn funny
by jessenyc
Aug 25th, 2005
08:47:43 AM
Ric Flair....
by Russman
Aug 25th, 2005
09:00:10 AM
mask
by trevorfactor
Aug 25th, 2005
09:38:49 AM
so I says to em I says yeah baby cause I'm the midnight bomb
by fenstersaysWTF
Aug 25th, 2005
09:53:41 AM
so he says to me "i like the cut of your gib" and i says to him
by Ace Hunter
Aug 25th, 2005
10:45:29 AM
South Park already did this - mostly
by Oliviscus
Aug 25th, 2005
12:06:27 PM
Bet I can pinpoint the moment the kid realises TPM is shit...
by The True Priapic
Aug 25th, 2005
12:27:59 PM
i missed that episode of southpark
by trevorfactor
Aug 25th, 2005
01:44:29 PM
Score one for the indie filmakers!
by bryceps
Aug 25th, 2005
04:03:13 PM
This story will make a hilarious movie
by dead-eye
Aug 25th, 2005
04:25:45 PM
ACE HUNTER is right
by Laserbrain
Aug 25th, 2005
10:57:29 PM
I never understand all The Phantom Menace hate...
by Hideo Kojima
Aug 26th, 2005
12:29:50 AM
Hideo,sorry I don't agree....
by The True Priapic
Aug 26th, 2005
07:10:08 AM
suck it losers
by The_Great_Skeeve
Aug 26th, 2005
10:10:12 AM
Skeeve...
by The True Priapic
Aug 26th, 2005
02:02:43 PM
oh fuck no , not again, the darkness it's surronding me.....
by doglips
Aug 26th, 2005
06:02:40 PM
No No No.....Green alien entity possessed killer dolls....I can
by doglips
Aug 26th, 2005
06:25:03 PM
Dogslipsx and Tommyknockers...
by The True Priapic
Aug 27th, 2005
08:00:12 AM
The True Priapic
by The_Great_Skeeve
Aug 27th, 2005
05:04:36 PM
Skeeve...cool,no probs...
by The True Priapic
Aug 27th, 2005
05:46:12 PM

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