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Hey folks, Harry here... If I were ROGUE, DIMENSION, NEW LINE, LIONS GATE or REVOLUTION - I'd sign up with DARK HORSE on this immediately and produce the living dead out of it. You've got an absolute Icon that's sold more DVDs than Mickey Mouse - Has two Best Selling books - and is a genre god... fighting Zombies. With the correct marketing and push... and Bruce on every talk show in America - this movie could be 5 times as big as STEALTH or THE ISLAND! And still cost less than half of what their opening weekend dribbles were. Call this, "HI! I'M BRUCE CAMPBELL, YOU MAY REMEMBER ME FROM..." heh. Here ya go...

Hey folk, Drunk-ass Steve here. This is a week and a half late, but I'm a busy guy. Bruce Campbell had his book signing and Man With The Screaming Brain showing here in Minneapolis last week and I happened to make it there. AICN has had a couple little bits about an upcoming Campbell movie where the world gives him a shotgun and a chainsaw to take on zombies. I figured for all your sake, I'd ask him these questions both at the signing and the Q&A at the movie.

So here's the fucking score... Bruce said to me at the signing that it is not the world, it is a small town in Oregon (the state in which he lives). At the premier of The Man With The Screaming Brain, I asked nearly the same question but asked for more detail; partially for the AICN crowd, but also for the crowd there that probably had no idea it was in the works. He said the movie should be shooting sometime fairly soon this year by Dark Horse Comics. It is a small town in Oregon that gets overrun by zombies and some dumb fuck recognizes Bruce Campbell from the Evil Dead series and has the "great" idea to give him a double barrelled shotgun and a chainsaw. In short, he said, "the whole town mistakes me as Ash, and I've never shot a gun, nor used a chainsaw." Bruce commented on this saying something like, "and I don't know shit on how to use either one, so I actually cause more deaths than the zombies." I mostly asked this to get a title out of him 'cause this would be bigger news, but for now it is "Bruce Campbell Untitled" I think, or something close to that. Either way, it's untitled as of yet.

For those of you still planning on hitting a Bruce Campbell showing, I do highly recommend asking about Sam Raimi's car that is used in every movie he has done. Bruce's story and plans about that are fucking hilarious. If this actually gets used, I may share what I remember in the Talkbacks.

As for The Man With The Screaming Brain, I'd review it, but I don't have reviewer skills. It was funny as hell, definitely worth a watch, but I didn't have as high opinion of it as I expected. I think the Q&A was the best part of it all.

Drunk-ass Steve (International Quarter-ass Celebrity) out...

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first biatch
by SirBiatchReturns
Aug 6th, 2005
06:32:31 PM
and i wont be watching this when/if it comes out
by SirBiatchReturns
Aug 6th, 2005
06:33:56 PM
Po Mo
by Moe Ron
Aug 6th, 2005
06:37:33 PM
Sounds like a rehash of GalaxyQuest
by IMMORTAL-1
Aug 6th, 2005
06:56:11 PM
WOOO
by iamnicksaicnsn
Aug 6th, 2005
06:58:58 PM
Boo yAH!
by ShoulderDevil
Aug 6th, 2005
07:01:47 PM
"5 times as big as STEALTH or THE ISLAND!"
by I Dunno
Aug 6th, 2005
07:09:51 PM
What`s the big deal with Campbell on this site? Seriously, he IS
by Man of Stool
Aug 6th, 2005
07:57:49 PM
Man of Stool, I used to wonder that as well...
by 3 Bag Enema
Aug 6th, 2005
08:23:41 PM
I want the REAL ASH not mr goody two shoes
by VatoLoco
Aug 6th, 2005
08:46:11 PM
The next person that says a bad word about Campbell will taste t
by Mr Brownstone
Aug 6th, 2005
09:02:23 PM
To NewYorkKid: Why Bruce Campbell Rules
by Johnny Ahab
Aug 6th, 2005
09:21:26 PM
Sounds sweet
by Kayfabe
Aug 6th, 2005
09:22:58 PM
Bruce is God
by John-Locke
Aug 6th, 2005
09:24:09 PM
5 times as big as STEALTH or THE ISLAND!
by dr.bulber
Aug 6th, 2005
09:28:18 PM
ATTN: Guillermo Del Toro: please hire Bruce for the Lobster John
by IAmLegolas
Aug 6th, 2005
09:46:20 PM
why we like Bruce...
by Lain Of The Net
Aug 6th, 2005
10:42:18 PM
Why Bruce C. is respected
by MrCere
Aug 6th, 2005
11:04:56 PM
And Galaxy Quest was a rehash of Three
by Barry Egan
Aug 6th, 2005
11:45:35 PM
God?
by ChristianZane
Aug 6th, 2005
11:54:11 PM
Are the Coen Brothers directing this?
by blackstormy
Aug 6th, 2005
11:59:59 PM
Anyways, I was just busting your balls Sopranos-style. Love Camp
by Man of Stool
Aug 7th, 2005
12:53:07 AM
here's a scoop that Aint It Cool doesn't know
by Purgatori
Aug 7th, 2005
01:45:05 AM
so is Bruce aware
by freak2thec0re
Aug 7th, 2005
02:09:03 AM
More on this...
by thedrunkenone
Aug 7th, 2005
03:17:59 AM
no doubt
by freak2thec0re
Aug 7th, 2005
04:48:34 AM
First
by -sfx-
Aug 7th, 2005
05:16:53 AM
Sounds like fun to me!
by antonphd
Aug 7th, 2005
05:37:04 AM
Another word of defense for Bruce...
by Jumpstart
Aug 7th, 2005
08:23:23 AM
Three reasons who Bruce is admired by his fans:
by Otter
Aug 7th, 2005
08:29:09 AM
Three reasons why Bruce is admired by his fans:
by Otter
Aug 7th, 2005
08:31:01 AM
An Evening With Bruce Campbell
by CigaretteFairy
Aug 7th, 2005
08:42:05 AM
"Sounds like a rehash of Galaxy Quest"
by F69
Aug 7th, 2005
11:06:13 AM
About the car....
by The Pusher
Aug 7th, 2005
11:27:13 AM

by MrMxyzptlk
Aug 7th, 2005
11:46:00 AM
The car WAS in Quick And The Dead
by thedrunkenone
Aug 7th, 2005
12:12:26 PM
No Buy Bookie, No Get in Liney
by Hate_Speech
Aug 7th, 2005
12:25:59 PM
wait, did sirbiatch say he wasn't gonna be seeing this?
by slone13
Aug 7th, 2005
12:42:39 PM
cause I really give a rat's ass whether some chump on a mess
by slone13
Aug 7th, 2005
12:44:06 PM
Bruce Campbell as Abslom Daak
by lynxpro
Aug 7th, 2005
02:17:56 PM
"move away from Evil Dead"
by thedrunkenone
Aug 7th, 2005
02:50:36 PM
to the guy who said "For what it's worth, yeah, all his role
by freak2thec0re
Aug 7th, 2005
03:42:16 PM
Who can say?
by JediStryker
Aug 7th, 2005
03:50:24 PM

by thedrunkenone
Aug 7th, 2005
04:45:25 PM
That's actually a pretty fine premise for a flick.
by Chastain-86
Aug 7th, 2005
06:25:21 PM
Funny shit
by thedrunkenone
Aug 7th, 2005
06:58:04 PM
Goatzinger
by lynxpro
Aug 7th, 2005
09:49:52 PM
Put Hal Sparks in the zombie movie.
by Shan
Aug 8th, 2005
02:16:50 AM
Uhm, Hate Speach, he isn't charging.
by Pseudo
Aug 8th, 2005
03:51:56 AM

by jackofhearts29
Aug 8th, 2005
09:14:01 AM
This sounds awesome!
by Capt. Murphy
Aug 8th, 2005
11:40:08 AM
Capt. Murphy...No They Shouldn't.
by www.valiens.com
Aug 8th, 2005
12:31:20 PM
lynxpro.....
by Hairy Nutsack
Aug 8th, 2005
12:51:47 PM
Much love to Campbell but...
by lindyboy
Aug 8th, 2005
01:44:42 PM
OKAY... SO BRUCE IS A NICE GUY... BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU
by moto
Aug 8th, 2005
02:59:36 PM
What else Bruce was good in....
by www.valiens.com
Aug 8th, 2005
04:00:57 PM
WHO ELSE COULD HAVE PLAYED ASH??
by moto
Aug 8th, 2005
04:39:23 PM
He did direct a film he starred in..."Man With The Screaming Bra
by www.valiens.com
Aug 8th, 2005
05:08:43 PM
OOPS... CATCH 22...
by moto
Aug 8th, 2005
05:43:19 PM
OKAY, I ACTUALLY READ THAT STORY ABOVE... AND
by moto
Aug 8th, 2005
05:49:05 PM
Who else could've played...?
by Vincent Gecko
Aug 8th, 2005
06:17:51 PM
fand=fan
by Vincent Gecko
Aug 8th, 2005
06:20:45 PM
Stephen Baldwin.
by Shan
Aug 8th, 2005
08:55:24 PM
I like Bruce better than Jim.....
by Hairy Nutsack
Aug 9th, 2005
02:01:41 AM
SO YOU'VE MET CARREY???
by moto
Aug 9th, 2005
01:38:45 PM

by The_Alienist
Aug 9th, 2005
05:36:53 PM
Oh Moto puh-leez.....
by Hairy Nutsack
Aug 9th, 2005
05:59:19 PM

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