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What did we ever do to deserve something this cool' Sam Jackson is AFRO SAMURAI!!!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with news of a project that could possibly be the coolest thing ever. On the whole planet of Earth. In the whole Universe, Multi-verse... ever. Sam Jackson as AFROSAMURAI? That concept is... just... wow.

This project, which you can read about over at Variety if you want more info, is going to be adapted to both a live action feature and a cartoon series, where Jackson will also voice the cartoon version of himself.

I don't know about you guys, but I have visions of a live-action CLONE WARS-esque Sam Jackson killing the shit out of bad guys left and right... With the tone of something like SHOGUN ASSASSIN... That's what I want and I hope I get something anywhere near that cool! AFROSAMURAI has just become the title to look for... Although it looks like we'll have to wait for 2007... sigh...


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FIRST
by SgtElias
Aug 3rd, 2005
03:36:31 AM
The fro f'in master
by SgtElias
Aug 3rd, 2005
03:38:02 AM
Sgt. Elias: First Whore
by ChristianZane
Aug 3rd, 2005
03:43:29 AM
Sounds like a perfect role for the idiot who believes he is the
by SalvatoreGravano
Aug 3rd, 2005
03:45:11 AM
A whore will do
by SgtElias
Aug 3rd, 2005
03:45:59 AM
Interesting
by OldEnoughForMe
Aug 3rd, 2005
03:46:07 AM
since quint is too half assed to google it
by Mr Brownstone
Aug 3rd, 2005
03:51:02 AM
"AFRO SAMURAI??? This is awesome!" Ah HA HA HA HA HAAAH... Guys
by Man of Stool
Aug 3rd, 2005
03:53:10 AM
man of stool
by Mr Brownstone
Aug 3rd, 2005
03:59:54 AM
Seriously
by Kizeesh
Aug 3rd, 2005
04:53:43 AM
Outta make a good double feature with Undercover Brother
by Archduke_Chocula
Aug 3rd, 2005
05:00:15 AM
When is Russel Crow going to play CaucasionShogun?
by Hot Carl
Aug 3rd, 2005
05:19:38 AM

by Orphu of Io
Aug 3rd, 2005
05:21:19 AM
Old old old old old old old (old) news.
by kiddae
Aug 3rd, 2005
05:25:29 AM
Two Words: Grindhouse Masturbation
by krullboy
Aug 3rd, 2005
05:25:41 AM
Yeah Hot Carl, because that would never happen...
by kiddae
Aug 3rd, 2005
05:34:37 AM
Bwahahahaha!!! This news is OLD!!!! Jackson signed on in 2004!!
by Negative Man
Aug 3rd, 2005
05:45:44 AM
If Jackson plays this half as good as he played Mace Windu...
by sith-vol
Aug 3rd, 2005
06:20:13 AM
c'mon...
by calami-shami
Aug 3rd, 2005
06:36:27 AM
When I pull out this Samurai sword, that means yo' ass
by Doc_Strange
Aug 3rd, 2005
07:10:03 AM
The Dumbest Thing I've Ever Heard?
by DannyOcean01
Aug 3rd, 2005
07:39:23 AM
Jackson would do well to actually do some fucking practising thi
by cockknocker
Aug 3rd, 2005
07:44:43 AM
I'm from Mississippi
by RezE11even
Aug 3rd, 2005
07:47:20 AM
He IS da traitor!
by amano
Aug 3rd, 2005
07:52:53 AM
jesus h christ on the holy fucking cross
by Mr Brownstone
Aug 3rd, 2005
07:56:05 AM
Whats wrong with niche acting?
by Zergxes
Aug 3rd, 2005
07:58:02 AM
Cartoon = PG13 Movie
by Kielbasa
Aug 3rd, 2005
08:04:46 AM
Jesus you fucking people... it's news to some of us, ok?
by Uncooked_Meat
Aug 3rd, 2005
08:13:51 AM
Mr Brownstone
by Kizeesh
Aug 3rd, 2005
09:05:44 AM
hollywood stole my idea
by fried samurai
Aug 3rd, 2005
09:16:22 AM
I like Jackson most of the time...
by DocPazuzu
Aug 3rd, 2005
09:38:06 AM
PG-13 or just PG, that's the question here ...
by godoffireinhell
Aug 3rd, 2005
10:11:29 AM
It can't be worse than "The Man" with Eugene Levy
by I Dunno
Aug 3rd, 2005
10:11:31 AM
Jim Kelly should be in this
by NicholasWolfwood
Aug 3rd, 2005
10:15:20 AM
Worst ever
by cyanide christ
Aug 3rd, 2005
10:18:39 AM
You can also get predisposed to prostate cancer from a diet high
by Shan
Aug 3rd, 2005
10:58:27 AM
Family Guy said it best...
by tango fett
Aug 3rd, 2005
11:11:12 AM
He may play the same character over and over a la Tom Cruise, bu
by Terry_1978
Aug 3rd, 2005
11:35:03 AM
Samurai Champloo copy
by ShoulderDevil
Aug 3rd, 2005
11:38:36 AM
Clint Eastwood plays the same character and everyone fellates hi
by I Dunno
Aug 3rd, 2005
11:52:00 AM
Eastwood
by cyanide christ
Aug 3rd, 2005
12:02:23 PM
The most important question remains:
by DocPazuzu
Aug 3rd, 2005
12:07:18 PM
Sam Jackson is like Sean Connery, they do the same character and
by Big Bad Clone
Aug 3rd, 2005
12:07:34 PM
wow
by smackfu
Aug 3rd, 2005
12:59:11 PM
I was thinking the same thing.
by Thavertop
Aug 3rd, 2005
01:08:10 PM
DocPazuzu
by calami-shami
Aug 3rd, 2005
01:11:02 PM
R.C.'s opinion: One word perfectly pontificates my reaction
by R.C. the "Wise"
Aug 3rd, 2005
01:18:11 PM
R.C. opinion II: What's with you pussyies? Hating on Samue
by R.C. the "Wise"
Aug 3rd, 2005
01:24:41 PM
I like Jackson, but I think Fishburne would make a better Samura
by Batutta
Aug 3rd, 2005
01:36:47 PM
Mace Windu was the second most annoying character next to Jar Ja
by Thirteen 13
Aug 3rd, 2005
01:59:05 PM
Ghost Dog?
by Mad_Radhu
Aug 3rd, 2005
02:14:14 PM
fried samurai, my dream died today
by Hud
Aug 3rd, 2005
03:49:28 PM
DocPazazu...
by Mel Garga
Aug 3rd, 2005
04:38:19 PM
Why are you yelling at me?
by quadrupletree
Aug 3rd, 2005
04:54:15 PM
...
by Gluecifer
Aug 3rd, 2005
05:53:55 PM
coolest thing ever...not even the coolest thing ive seen today.
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Aug 3rd, 2005
06:15:11 PM
Smackfu said it best
by liljuniorbrown
Aug 3rd, 2005
06:58:35 PM
Blade holds a sword and weilds to a great effect...
by Meremoth
Aug 3rd, 2005
07:54:44 PM
Don't get ahead of yourself Harry
by caerlas
Aug 3rd, 2005
08:12:35 PM

by -(heWho)-
Aug 3rd, 2005
08:33:26 PM
Sam Jackson does not play "himself" or the same character in his
by Some Dude
Aug 3rd, 2005
08:44:27 PM
Sounds like Beverly Hills Ninja.
by bioforge
Aug 3rd, 2005
09:30:16 PM
Because you demanded it...
by Johnno
Aug 3rd, 2005
09:57:57 PM
All this angst
by cynibun
Aug 3rd, 2005
10:48:10 PM

by rabban
Aug 4th, 2005
12:44:14 AM

by rabban
Aug 4th, 2005
12:54:21 AM
Speaking of Hulk Hogan....
by MyNameDoesn'tFit
Aug 4th, 2005
01:02:30 AM
Sam is the man
by Darth Thoth
Aug 4th, 2005
01:19:36 AM
Jackson kicks ass I love the guy
by spectrebeeyatch
Aug 4th, 2005
03:05:38 AM
wtf?
by rabban
Aug 4th, 2005
03:24:32 AM
Rabban is right
by Mr Bungle
Aug 4th, 2005
04:10:37 AM
I have nothing against this guy...
by Gluecifer
Aug 4th, 2005
04:14:30 AM
Samurai Champloo is the shit.
by SirBiatchReturns
Aug 4th, 2005
04:32:12 AM
compare to Gary Oldman?
by cyanide christ
Aug 4th, 2005
06:59:43 AM
derka
by smackfu
Aug 4th, 2005
08:36:01 AM
Jackson is Overrated
by Obredaan
Aug 4th, 2005
10:36:22 AM
you know jim kelly did play a black samurai
by fried samurai
Aug 4th, 2005
11:18:35 AM
Don Cheadle is the MAN!
by Kentucky Colonel
Aug 4th, 2005
12:40:28 PM

by rabban
Aug 4th, 2005
06:42:58 PM
It's racist because
by Meremoth
Aug 4th, 2005
06:57:48 PM

by rabban
Aug 4th, 2005
08:16:54 PM

by rabban
Aug 4th, 2005
10:45:39 PM
Holy...
by Neosamurai85
Aug 4th, 2005
11:54:54 PM

by rabban
Aug 5th, 2005
12:30:04 AM
Holy spinach popping psycho koi trailing a twelve-inch string of
by Neosamurai85
Aug 5th, 2005
12:38:55 AM
Sam as an actor... and other stuff
by Neosamurai85
Aug 5th, 2005
12:57:18 AM
Why not do AFRO NINJA THE MOVIE
by Black Caeser
Aug 5th, 2005
01:45:58 AM
Actually there are plenty of Mature-rated cartoons
by The Killer-Goat
Aug 5th, 2005
02:09:02 AM

by rabban
Aug 5th, 2005
03:58:17 AM
Slant Eyed Zulu
by Kentucky Colonel
Aug 5th, 2005
08:47:23 AM

by rabban
Aug 5th, 2005
08:22:05 PM

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