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Well we're gonna get to MEET THE LITTLE FOCKER!

Hey folks, Harry here. Seems that Dreamworks, upon making 'all da money' with MEET THE FOCKERS is going to make MEET THE LITTLE FOCKER next. Thus completing (hopefully) the whole FOCKing series. Personally, I'm not a huge fan of this series. Mainly because I have no sense of humor and like to claim this series is one of the key signs to the end of Western Civilization. Just kidding. These have been lite comedies with weight of a feather - but they're very fun diversions.

hey peoples, is reporting that a second sequel to "Meet the Parents" is happening. It's called "Meet the Little Focker" and "will introduce the newest addition to the Focker clan".

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  • July 11, 2005, 1:53 a.m. CST

    Please God NO!

    by loafroaster

    Another nail in the coffin of DeNiro's career...

  • July 11, 2005, 1:54 a.m. CST

    And so the Focker Trilogy comes to a close...

    by Ribbons

    ...about two movies too late.

  • July 11, 2005, 1:58 a.m. CST

    Complain all you want...

    by Hung-Wei Lo

    The people that you should be lecturing is your parents, your brothers, sisters, grandparents, and their friends, and all the other people who found a way to drag your ass out and see the sequel over the holidays. It happened to me, and I'm sure it happened to a whole buncha other people as well. I hated Meet The Fockers, completely unfunny and generic. But I contributed eleven dollars to its intake, and for that, I apologize. I am the reason why there is now a little focker in the bad.

  • July 11, 2005, 2:01 a.m. CST

    I can't be the only one that thinks this is a bad idea?

    by Grando


  • July 11, 2005, 2:03 a.m. CST

    You know what's really focked up?

    by exit272

    The way Hollywood works, in 30 years, some studio will remake these all over again!

  • July 11, 2005, 2:04 a.m. CST

    Focking Hell!

    by NZGUY

    That and the news of Highlander 5, it's the end times people!

  • July 11, 2005, 2:36 a.m. CST

    Wait, dont tell me, lemme guess

    by BrainFart

    this time we get to see al pacino ruin his career. he will play the overly bossy gay father of ben stillers wife. Catch phrase= "Say hello to ma lil focker". think ill just stay home and watch Batman and Robin a couple times.

  • July 11, 2005, 2:42 a.m. CST

    So That's THREE That I Won't See OR... So, You Can Make

    by jollydwarf

    ...but you'd better damn well change "Hellblazer" to "Constantine". And take the demons out of "Doom". Focking Middle American and its mother-Focking hypocrisy.

  • July 11, 2005, 2:57 a.m. CST

    Al Pacino as the gynaecologist

    by Latauro

    Everything I predict comes to pass.

  • July 11, 2005, 3:59 a.m. CST

    Heh heh.... 'Fockers'. That sounds like--

    by Lone Fox

    Wait, is that the only joke?

  • July 11, 2005, 4:10 a.m. CST

    Oh no...why?

    by phortonfour

    So I'm guessing this film will be full of piss-poor baby jokes and probably be very similar to o'Baby's Day Out' a film I have far too many times.

  • July 11, 2005, 4:21 a.m. CST

    I liked the first two movies

    by antonphd

    These movies are for the people who like families and who still have inhabitions. You know, the fucking pathetic morons who pay all the taxes in this country that you hate so much. Thanks for at least acting like you aren't snobs about your personal taste in art and entertainment. Thank god you all ARE the minority. We wouldn't have ANY movies to watch if you all had your way. Fuck! If you ever like something that isn't brilliant than you have to appologize for it. You guys must not like sex much... cause it's by definition ussually just ok and sometimes meh and every once in a while fantastic. Doesn't matter how good or bad you are at sex either... cause it's relative. No matter how good you are it can still be better and you will still have worse and most of the time what you have will be just ok in your opinion. Knowing that I would think that most of you would learn to apply that to film. If you don't learn that... you will always be a disappointed asshole about film. If you do... you will have fun, even when the film doesn't blow your socks off. Ah well, why do I even try. You guys aren't gonna get this until you grow up. Until then you will still believe that your smart ass counter remarks are original and that the critical thoughts you have are not thought by everone else with a brain.

  • July 11, 2005, 4:39 a.m. CST

    So, your point, antonphd...

    by kintar0

    is that we should just accept the fact that uncreative people make shitty films that other stupid people love and we should just shut up and grow old? How, exactly, is sex, BY DEFINITION, just okay? We should all just accept this lack of artistry and be dickless like you? You see, you, sir, are the REASON shitty film exists. You "have fun" with mediocre film? Well, keep on keepin' on, man. Keep encouraging the brain death, keep encouraging the normalcy. You know what, I don't even think the majority of us arm chair critics really do "hate" the "pathetic morons who pay the taxes in the country..." But you obviously do, because you obviously hate yourself. Last time I checked, taxes are still being taken out of every single paycheck I get. Hey, enjoy the Fockers Trilogy all you want. You're stupid, it's stupid, it's a match made in heaven. If getting old means turning into you, let me know what age you started acting like this.

  • July 11, 2005, 4:43 a.m. CST

    ugh, 'tis not about the money,

    by Colonel_Blimp

    It's about the integrity. De Niro used to be a bastion of the new golden age of hollywood. He chose his movies wisely, not by the paycheck but by the artistic potential of the movie. The last decade he has made mostly tripe. What was his last really good movie? Heat? While I enjoyed Meet the parents (but that was mostly due to Wilson, I haven't seen Fockers) I lament the fact that He Who Used To Be One Of The World's Greatest Actors now has reduced himself to a) a sub par Steve Martinish parody of himself and b) "creepy" man/doctor/whatever in crappy horror movies starring Rebecca Romijn. The boxoffice matters not. De Niro isn't a movie star, he is an actor. Or used to be at least.

  • July 11, 2005, 4:51 a.m. CST

    Families Are Overrated

    by Warren Oates

    The attitude that families are precious are why sensible people are stuck at the multiplex with our options being either six screens of Meet the Fockers, six screens of The Polar Express, or six screens of The Pacifier. Understand this: Your family is not kooky, nor are they zany, quirky, colorful, loveable-but-gruff, or any other delightful phrase you want to attach to them. You're a pack of people, like everyone else and quite honestly, you're a pain in the ass. You can't walk into a goddamn store anymore without kids running in front of you, stomping on your feet, as they scream and throw boxes of Hamburger Helper at eachother. You jokers just stand there, saying "Stop it. Stop it", yet the kids don't listen to you. On the other hand, if I tell your little snot-nosed, Kool-Aid-moustached turd to stop grabbing my girlfriends purse, I'm the bad guy and you'll rip me a new one for supposedly telling you how to raise your kids. Fuck off! You've been given carte blanche to do as you wish and you fuckers are out of control. You're grumpy dopes who make grocery shopping an exercise, let your kids turn movies into gabfests, and simply annoy the shit out of me with your holier-than-thou feeling that because you have a family, you get first dibs on life. You're schmucks and frankly, if you walked out of Meet the Fockers smiling and telling your spouse, "It's like they filmed OUR lives", you should just go home and sleep with the barrel of a gun in your mouth.

  • July 11, 2005, 4:54 a.m. CST

    It's funny because "Focker" sounds a lot like "Fucker"!!!

    by godoffireinhell


  • July 11, 2005, 5 a.m. CST

    And By The Way: EVERYONE Pays Taxes, You Dope

    by Warren Oates

    Soccer moms and dads didn't corner the market on that, moron. No wonder you probably giggled like a schoogirl at the word 'Focker.' "Tee-hee, it sounds f-u-c-I can't say the rest or I'll go to H-E-Double Hockey Sticks."

  • July 11, 2005, 5:13 a.m. CST

    Warren Oates talkbacker - You made me laugh.

    by Angry Chimp

    You are completely correct - and it made me laugh out loud. I love the way that all children, ever single one that slips out of these crackers like diarrhoea is special... what the hell has happened to our society where by the largest group with the least contribution is the most important - fucking hell! they're going to inherit everything we have eventually anyway - ain't that fucking enough? I'd like to see a return to victorian values for children - where they are seen and NOT heard - and not seen. As for this movie - don't worry folks, it'll have come and gone before you know it and we'll be moaning about King Kong 4 - Kongatchya!

  • July 11, 2005, 5:28 a.m. CST

    I agree with BallToucher

    by Darth Mulder

    If you don't want to go see this movie then don't go.It's just that simple.Why is it that every damned thing that Hollywood puts out is complete shit to most of the posters on this site?Let me tell you something.Not every movie that comes out has to be some piece of cinematic genius that's going to change the world to the benefit of all mankind.Most of us just want to go to the movies to be entertained for a couple of hours.If the film I've just seen doesn't have a profound effect on my life-who cares?I laughed my ass off at "Meet The Parents"."Meet The Fockers" wasn't as good but was still pretty funny.Given my experience with the first two movies,I have every expectation that I will enjoy this new one when it comes out.

  • July 11, 2005, 5:36 a.m. CST

    My Point

    by antonphd

    Did you read what I wrote? Man. You talk big about wanting something more than fluff but you can't handle it when you get it. OK. Let's talk about the importants of movies. With the exception of maybe documentaries... you can't discuss anything really important in life with any depth. Sorry... if you think that you can... you obviously aren't very deep. 90 minutes even with pictures worth a thousand words still doesn't approach the complexity of even the simplist themes in life. This is why books still kick films ass in the story department. You guys are almost like the kids who think they know what christian rap is cool and what sucks. Um. Yeah. You know, I only start to write because I feel bad for fools and I kinda want to maybe point them in a constructive direction. But then I realize that that's the thing about fools: they think that they are the smart ones. Like... right now... while you're thinking of telling me something like how I'm that fool and you are trying to tell me that I need to get smart... whatever... you're thinking something like that or some other shit... but you don't get it... you can't really say anything when you don't really listen to who you're talking to. Go think about that for a while and come back with some respect and humility.

  • July 11, 2005, 5:41 a.m. CST

    and by humility i mean

    by antonphd

    an understanding of what you really can do and do know. I don't mean keeping your opinion to yourself. In particular I mean understanding the value of your opinion in relation to the value of other people opinions. If you think yours is worth more or less... you need to learn some humility.

  • July 11, 2005, 5:45 a.m. CST


    by Man-in-the-Box

    It's amazing how much some people hate even the idea of another Focker movie. To me it sounds like a bunch of elitist movie snobs trying to feel superior to the rest of the world. Does it really matter enough to get your panties all in a twist. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE IDEA OF ANOTHER MEET THE WHATEVERS, FILM, DON'T SEE IT! It's not a sign of the impending apocalypse, it's just a movie. It seems to me that this is yet another chance for you to feel like the king of the movie world on the AICN talkback. And thank you Warren Oates for that brilliant social commentary on the family. Of course you're 100% correct. All children are annoying little bastards. There are no children left on the planet that mind their parents. They were put here for the sole purpose of pissing you off. It's obvious that Deniro isn't playing the powerful roles of yesteryear; that doesn't diminish what he's done for cinema. I'm sure that after 20 years of making Big Macs, you won't take the same pride in building the perfect burger that you do now.

  • July 11, 2005, 5:48 a.m. CST

    and you should at least quote the entire sentence

    by antonphd

    "You guys must not like sex much... cause it's by definition ussually just ok and sometimes meh and every once in a while fantastic." Do I have to spell out what it means to you? It means that sex has highs and lows but mostly inbetweens. OK. And if you think otherwise... well, you are either really lucky, unlucky, using drugs during sex, or not having enough sex to know what I'm talking about.

  • July 11, 2005, 6 a.m. CST

    Oh joy!

    by Bart of Darkness

  • July 11, 2005, 6:20 a.m. CST


    by keepcoolbutcare

    " can't discuss anything really important in life with any depth." The Sweet Hereafter. Do the Right Thing. La Haine. Clean Shaven. Henry:Portrait of a Serial Killer. Happiness. The Bicycle Thief (or Thieves). Tres Colors Trilogy. The Decalog. Breaking the Waves. I ain't gonna flame you or nothing, but are you a film lover? I know I'm not very deep...but these films aren't? Sure they're not in the same league as books in terms of "...approaching the complexity of even the simplist (sic) themes in life" but people have written dissertations on these films and others like them. I like how you left documentaries out because "The Thin Blue Line" SAVED THE LIFE OF AN INNOCENT MAN! But yo man, enjoy your Fockers, glad you did. With the amount of money the second made of course a third was to be made. We all go to/watch/enjoy movies for different reasons...hell when I lived on the East Coast in the summertime I'd go see anything to get out of 100 degree heat and 98% humidity. But what does paying taxes have to do with any of this? In my line of work I try not to let the gov. in on how much I actually make (p.s. tip your bartenders in cash so we don't have to declare it). So you pay your taxes to support our Military Industrial State. GFY. Let's just keep this 'bout film though...please? And hey man, take your girl/guy to "The Wedding Crashers", have your ok sex but please say why you dug the soon to be Focker fecta. List. Explain. Point out the jokes you dug. "He's a jew" "So was JC" type of stuff ya know?

  • July 11, 2005, 6:42 a.m. CST

    alright, keepcoolbutcare, I got ahead of myself there

    by antonphd

    I wasn't thinking about all movies. It's like 4am. I was talking about commercial movies made by hollywood. Especially the kind of movies talked about on this site. Although, with rare exception, movies don't handle important life issues with depth. Many have made impacting statements. I am the first to say that is one reason I love movies. That and the pretty pictures and sounds. :) But I have such a hard time reading people talk so importantly about superhero movies and situational comedies. They don't realise how much they sound like religious extremists and racists when they talk. I just can't fathom why a person would spend time ripping apart a colorful fun film when the film wasn't ever trying to be something deep enough to pull apart in the first place. And to talk like people who like a simple movie are simple minded people. It's like you are only allowed to like complicated movies. That's it. Everything else is shit. Wow. I have NEVER met an painter who wasnt' awed by a blue sky... or a sculpter who wasn't amazed by sphere... or a writer who didn't think that less was more... or a dancer who didn't just like spinning. Who are these people who say what is art... they aren't artists. Who are these people who say that clowns aren't funny... they are entertainers. So, in my book, they can shut the fuck up.

  • July 11, 2005, 6:44 a.m. CST

    aren't entertainers

    by antonphd

  • July 11, 2005, 6:49 a.m. CST

    you just redeemed yourself with that last post antonphd

    by Colonel_Blimp

    Excellent points. You could also argue that a complicated (or rather complex?) film to the average AICN TBer is nothing else than a movie with a downbeat pessimistic ending. It never fails: happy (eg. spielberg) ending: movie sucks; BUT everyone dies and hate each other ending: great movie. you just need to learn to love, and to be loved in return, guys. maybe then you would bother to smile once in a while.

  • July 11, 2005, 6:53 a.m. CST

    There is nothing wrong with a happy ending...

    by DanielKurland

    but the thing is, it is done so often. A pessimistic ending doesn't make a movie better, but in my opinion, I appreciate it when a movie takes a less taken route and has a devastating ending rather than a predictable happy one.

  • July 11, 2005, 7:13 a.m. CST

    Second wasn't as good as the first, but it still made me lau

    by Holodigm

    Heads will roll if there isn't a spoof of their scene together in Heat.

  • July 11, 2005, 7:13 a.m. CST


    by Colonel_Blimp

    even if it doesn't correspond with the rest of the movie? i sort of agree with you. my favourite are the bittersweet endings. Where things in a way turn out happy, but so much is lost and broken on the way you know that things will never be as they were. for instance: LOTR, the searchers, A.I. (yes, A.I.!) to name a few. and I just noticed something great: thanks to the prequel trilogy, the ending of RotJ now has a much more bittersweet feel to it. that's lovely. but ultimately, a movie's ending has to be appropriate to the rest of the movie. you can't just throw in an unhappy ending just because it was unexpected.

  • July 11, 2005, 7:16 a.m. CST

    De Niro is NOT funny

    by HootDad

    De Niro is marginally watchable in dramas. In comedies, with all the mugging he does, he is unbearable. "Meet the Parents" was torture and, thankfully, all I had to do was turn it off. Never had a desire to see the second. They won't be getting any of my money for this thing.

  • July 11, 2005, 7:20 a.m. CST

    we're nerds, geeks...

    by keepcoolbutcare

    To WAY SIMPLY OVERSTATE THINGS...I think a lot (NOT ALL) of the people who come to this site were/are the comic book reading, sci-fi lovin' outcasts (or at least they perceived themselves to be) kids that formed a bond with said sci-fi, comic books that they couldn't/didn't find with others. (MYSELF INCLUDED) Now that they/we ("the Royal We") have mostly good jobs and positions of power they want to let other folks know how strongly they feel about "their" (mine as well) material. We simply want our material to be treated with respect. I mean this is Harry's site, and while we don't always agree with the big man, his tastes and his interests are what brought us here in the first place. Yeah so some of us are a tad bit overzealous in getting our points across...we just "want the world and we want it........NOW!!!" Do you read Harry's reviews, his top ten? How many critics are gonna have "Oldboy" (good choice) or "Slimido" (um, no) as their top films of a given year. How many people are gonna name their kids Toshiro Lucas? So yeah, people may get a little touchy 'bout stuff, but bashing us outright isn't gonna change the way we view things. Nor will any flaming on you change yours. But if you give us reasons as to why you like 'Fockers, point out why you think they're good films, in a respectful, decent tone, then people will show ya the love back. And c'mon, we all go by an alias here, nothing written here is gonna change the world, and when not conversing with someone face to face sometimes we make our points a little bit harshly. And a "Colorful, fun film" to you might be someone else's cumstain on a rug. And you've never met a writer "who didn't think less was more"? I know I've never "met" Thomas Pynchon, David Foster Wallace, Neal Stephenson, Zadie Smith...but do you think they proscribe to that? No we may not be artists...but we are, all of us, CRITICS. It's all just mental masturbation anyway, but I think it's fun. And don't you...cuz here you are at (well for me at least) 5:00am debating with one of us. Enjoy.

  • July 11, 2005, 7:24 a.m. CST

    DeNiro is NOT funny

    by Man-in-the-Box

    Watch Midnight Run

  • July 11, 2005, 7:35 a.m. CST


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  • July 11, 2005, 7:38 a.m. CST

    DeNiro shot Guido FIRST

    by LargoJr

    This will complete the trilogy as Ben originally envisioned it so many long years ago. The years of labor and love, the debate and despute will finally be over. At which point I hope he never works in Hollyweird again. HOLY CHRIST is it just me or doesn't ANYONE ELSE think Ben Stillers films (if you can call them that, they should REALLY be called "Something About Mary pt whatever") suck rancid camel sphincter?

  • July 11, 2005, 7:43 a.m. CST

    and another reason we're here...

    by keepcoolbutcare

    ...and we also come to the site for the funny stuff like that last post, or Dino's, hell when Lando goes all out ballistic on someone he's pretty funny (granted in a misogynistic, homophobic, juvenile (ain't nothing wrong with that) kinda way). And Lando, even if your not a satirist (which I really hope you are) your rantings are always amusing...some mofo's just take you WAY to seriously. (Although the tb'er who said he was a "Gay, Four Star General" was hands down the funniest comeback I've read here)

  • July 11, 2005, 7:44 a.m. CST


    by keepcoolbutcare

    well, second to last post, but "rancid camel sphincter" is a good one

  • July 11, 2005, 8:04 a.m. CST

    Hope you all like poop and vomit jokes!

    by rev_skarekroe

  • July 11, 2005, 8:14 a.m. CST

    They already milked this idea in the second one.

    by zerogundamx

    It'l be a rehash of the baby cousin.

  • July 11, 2005, 8:30 a.m. CST

    Why aren't you banned yet

    by Lone Fox


  • July 11, 2005, 8:54 a.m. CST

    These films were comedies???

    by Groggy

    Did someone steal the jokes from the version I saw?

  • July 11, 2005, 8:57 a.m. CST

    Meet the Fockers III: Jews in Space!!!

    by Jeditemple

    Perfect title for the next sequel!

  • July 11, 2005, 9 a.m. CST

    why meet the fockers sucked!

    by fanboyssuck

    Left wing liberals(Hoffman&Streisand)=Bad for business. All political affiliations aside, those two are about as exciting as watching paint dry. The first movie was somewhat funny. This movie was just plain drivel. Wow I just can't wait for the next remake of a remake of an old 70's show that was a spinoff and a remake of that other show!

  • July 11, 2005, 9:15 a.m. CST

    Does anyone else know that the first one was a remake of a MUCH

    by Sith Witch

    Why its not gotten official DVD release is beyond me.

  • July 11, 2005, 9:24 a.m. CST

    Okay, some of you people don't get it...

    by TheTerminator

    Yes, it's true that not every film has to be some cinematic masterpiece that 'changes the world' or whatever someone said. HOWEVER, the reason that most of us despise films such as "Meet the Fockers" so much is because it sets a TREND for the studios. If one crappy movie makes 300 million, then they give us 20 more crappy movies. THAT is the problem. It would be one thing if the studios gave us a 'fun' (i.e. "crappy") movie ONCE IN A WHILE. Instead, with the success of one crappy, 'fun' movie, we are given 20 crappy, 'fun' movies. That is the problem, people.

  • July 11, 2005, 9:37 a.m. CST

    Hating Meet the Fockers is not elitist.

    by I Dunno

    I thought Starsky and Hutch was hilarious so I'm definitly not an elitist when it comes to comedy. The problem was that Meet the Fockers wasn't a comedy as I define the term. There were simply no jokes in it, save the blue dog. Really. Watch it again. Tell me what parts even attempted to be funny, I'm willing to learn. You are right about one thing though, I hate pedestrian family types who slap magnetic soccar balls and "Support the Troops" ribbons on their SUVs and talk about who got voted off what last night by the water cooler and make movies like Monster in Law possible. Maybe that makes me an elitist but disliking Meet the Fockers doesn't. All that means is that I'm not so dependant on the laugh tracks in Everyone Loves Raymond to tell me what's funny that I can't think for myself.

  • July 11, 2005, 9:38 a.m. CST

    Wow, even my SISTER predicted this one

    by Funmazer

    down to the exact name of the title. Hollywood surely DOES suck!

  • July 11, 2005, 9:43 a.m. CST

    by teddanson37

    i thought i was the only one who believed that "this series is one of the key signs to the end of Western Civilization."

  • July 11, 2005, 9:43 a.m. CST

    is this the one where he becomes Darth Focker?

    by JackDonkey

  • July 11, 2005, 9:54 a.m. CST

    antonphd - wow

    by I saved Latin

    I'm wondering if the "phd" following your "anton" is an indication of a degree earned and if so, what university would give a Phd to someone who thinks the word "importance" is "importants". And that's no typo either brutha so don't even try.

  • July 11, 2005, 10:02 a.m. CST

    I must admit...

    by Kentucky Colonel

    ...when I heard whats-her-name say that her married name would be "Suzie Martha Focker"...I did get a chuckle.

  • July 11, 2005, 10:18 a.m. CST

    HSX? Knight Rider Movie is a go too???

    by The+Hitman

    I play in the HSX, it's a fun diversion, that being said, they have a ton of "stocks" out there that'll never see the light of day. While I believe Lil' Focker will happen (because there is money to be made), HSX doesn't break any news. It throws out possible ideas, some stick, some don't. They aren't what I'd consider a reliable source.

  • July 11, 2005, 10:27 a.m. CST

    Oh Fock No...

    by Ironghost

  • July 11, 2005, 10:38 a.m. CST

    phd doesn't stand for anything

    by antonphd

    5-6 years ago when some friends set me up a yahoo account, 'anton' was used up... so we tried out a few extra letters and 'phd' was the first to come back as not taken. Good points by the way.

  • July 11, 2005, 10:38 a.m. CST

    Yack backer

    by I saved Latin

    I'm doing pretty well. It takes some time time to get going. The old saying, you have to have money to make money. Once you get to around 20 million you start to grow at a much faster rate. As far as advice, I'd get some stock of a guarantee that's got a while till it's release. Be patient and hang on to it. I could recommend the new Batman sequel that just posted or even the next Indiana Jones flick is still at a fair price. I bought War of the Worlds last year at $65 a sahre and sold it the day it was released for $211. Then you roll the profits from that into several smaller films with potential to hit big, like Bad News Bears or Dukes of Hazzard or something. Not too expensive, and if it's a big hit, you're rolling in it. If not, you won't lose anything. I've also found that it's best to dump the blockbusters in the few days before release, they tend to be over valued. Have fun.

  • July 11, 2005, 10:45 a.m. CST

    Hitman - HSX

    by I saved Latin

    It's my understanding that every movie on HSX is on the burner somewhere. I don't think they themselves think up movie ideas and post them. There's a ton of movies listed that will in fact never go to camera, but they're all in the development stage with someone, somewhere.

  • July 11, 2005, 10:50 a.m. CST

    HSX, I've been at it a LONG time

    by The+Hitman

    I'm sitting around $383MM. I Saved Latin is right. Be patient. I got into The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe at $19, and held on (now it's over $150). But for every one of those, I've also got a Submariner, Jetson, and Rainbow Six. I was in it on the music side too, then they sold that off to that other music channel (I think it's the Pulse or something). Other tip, I buy Mutual Funds there too, they all work out positive.

  • July 11, 2005, 10:51 a.m. CST

    I vote to have a retarded chimpanzee with a dartboard run Hollyw

    by HypeEndsHere

    do you think we'll notice?

  • July 11, 2005, 11:12 a.m. CST

    Meet the Who Cares. I hate kids, too.

    by RainJacket

    My sister used to be the blacksheep of the family. A real slut, slept with every guy she's ever seen. Borderline alchoholic. Casual drug user. Meanwhile, I did nothing. I was about as good a kid you can have. I was the favorite one. Then one day my sister slept with some good ole boy form Atlanta and popped a kid out. Now she's better than me, and my folks send her money left and right "for the kid" even though my sister uses it to buy fancy computers and a new car and a new house. I can barely pay my rent, by the way. But, "it's my own damn fault." World ain't fair, but we all know that.

  • July 11, 2005, 11:14 a.m. CST

    Blame Matt Lauer

    by abcdefghijklmnop

    The reason the title is so familiar is because Matt Lauer suggested it during a Dateline interview with the cast. The actors did a collective, "Hey, that's pretty funny", so it obviously stuck. Let's just hope Matt Lauer hasn't written the only funny joke in the film.

  • July 11, 2005, 11:25 a.m. CST

    They should cross this with one of Disney's overmilked serie

    by Immortal_Fish

    "Honey, I blew the Focker!"

  • July 11, 2005, 11:30 a.m. CST

    I officially transfer the blame I might otherwise be on the hook

    by Childe Roland someone who paid for himself and his wife to see Meet the Fockers to the asshole friend and his wife who, after seeing it once, recommended the four of us go and see it together before dinner one night. It was largely unfunny and emotionally heavy-handed and, unfortunately, introduced the term "ash hooooole!" into the lexicon of stupid movie quotes my acquaintances throw around at parties. To be fair, I made the same friend pay for our dinners while listening to my 1,000-word monologue on why the film was so unfunny and he needed to see more movies before recommending any in the future. I also ordered the tenderloin, just to be spiteful.

  • July 11, 2005, 11:31 a.m. CST

    They should feature Jessica Alba in "The Fockers meet the Knocke

    by cookylamoo

  • July 11, 2005, 11:36 a.m. CST

    Al Pacino IS going to be in this movie

    by Quin the Eskimo

  • July 11, 2005, 11:37 a.m. CST

    i think i'm going to be sick

    by mcdowell_32000

    hopefully, the profits from this mess will be used to fund something of cinematic value. meanwhile, i'll spend my time playing scrabble or baking a cake or curing cancer....

  • July 11, 2005, 11:37 a.m. CST

    as Travis Bickle

    by Quin the Eskimo

    executing the whole fockin' gang!

  • July 11, 2005, 11:38 a.m. CST

    It will evolve into Taxi Driver meets the little focker

    by Quin the Eskimo

    and sells him to Harvey Keitel!

  • July 11, 2005, 11:52 a.m. CST

    The 2

    by Darth Maui

    Ben Stiller raped my young adulthood.

  • July 11, 2005, 11:56 a.m. CST


    by I saved Latin

    Wow, 383 mil, you must have been at it for a while. I cleaned up on Lion, Witch too. Got in at $30 or so. My first big cash cow was X-Men, which I got on the first post day for $10. I recommend that new players invest the entire $2 mill in something long term and don't visit the site again for a year. Otherwise you drive yourself nuts at the movies you want but can't afford.

  • July 11, 2005, 12:01 p.m. CST

    I bought The Lion the Which

    by Quin the Eskimo

    at 17.77 a share

  • July 11, 2005, 12:08 p.m. CST


    by TomPalpatine

  • July 11, 2005, 12:17 p.m. CST

    I'm just waiting for the 'Are We There Yet' trilogy

    by The Ghost of Marcus Brody

  • July 11, 2005, 12:24 p.m. CST

    Okay then Mr. Evil President...

    by I saved Latin

    There there Mr. Evil President. Take a deep breath now. Right. Breathing is good! I understand that it's frustrating being you. Now breath again... good. I know that nobody understands you. Breath... Of course you aren't gay. Just because you can't help but stare at the teenage boy bagging your groceries and the YMCA lifeguard in his little wet speedo. Breath in and out... good. I know you're angry and it's just not fair dammit. Why can't I be like all the other little presidents? Why must I be evil? Breath in again... good. Now just keep the breathing going for the rest of the day. Visit your favorite pedophilic website when no one is around and relax. There, now isn't that better? Who feels better now? Who's the big man with the grown up potty mouth? Who is he? Who is he? I know... it's you Mr. special Evil President man. You ARE special and don't you ever forget it!

  • July 11, 2005, 12:46 p.m. CST

    dont blame me bitches

    by calami-shami

    i didnt see that peice of shit when it was in theaters. I didnt see shark tale either, or hide and seek, or showtime, or...jesus christ de niro has made alotta shitty movies in the last five years! Good thing i didnt see any of them haw haw. I still have my shitty de niro movie virginity. Thats the only kind of virginity you should be proud of having. WHOO HOO!

  • July 11, 2005, 12:48 p.m. CST

    Fock the MPAA

    by AlwaysThere

    Those rat bastards...

  • July 11, 2005, 1:03 p.m. CST

    You guys a remember...

    by DinoDeLaurentiis

    ... the Witch Doctor inna the monkey mask inna my Kong movie? Bobby DeNiro. I swear onna my children's eyes.

  • July 11, 2005, 1:03 p.m. CST

    Oh Crap.

    by F69

    Looks like another completely useless sequel just like we got after American Pie and Father of the Bride. Actually, we could have done without even one Father of the Bride.

  • July 11, 2005, 1:07 p.m. CST

    Please God, make it stop...

    by quadrupletree

  • July 11, 2005, 1:16 p.m. CST

    antonphd - whoa dude... relax

    by chiahead

    I think someone's becoming the object of his own scorn by becoming just a little too empassioned about someone else's opinion. That and likening it to a mediocre sex life is like... fuck dude, why don't you just give us a rope and pinata pole? Frankly, I think the majority of talk backers (Lucas apologizers, Lucas haters, Whedonites, Whedon bashers alike) are doing exactly what the talkback was invented for. Exchanging opinions and ideas. Your arguement presupposes that no one on this site has considered the experience that you currently hold. i.e., that your experiences outweighs everyone else's. Perhaps your PhD is in film criticism, perhaps not. All I know is, the only thing that comes from raising the bar- and make no mistake, many of the talkback forums users are well planted in the industry- is a raised bar. I'm a minority (in more ways than one) and if you dared unleash your venom beyond my cinematic rights on to the realm of my civil rights, you'd probably see how fucking ridiculous you're being. Take a chill pill, and relish that you like something someone else can't figure out. Shouldn't that be enough?

  • July 11, 2005, 1:22 p.m. CST

    I liked Meet the Parents

    by jim

    But I found Meet the Fockers to be forced. And forced humour is not funny. My beef with the third movie is it seems to me that the entire film is being created around the title. That does not bode well. And F69, I heard they are doing a 4th American Pie with none of the original cast and it takes place at band camp. I guess they had a bunch of Meatballs sequel spec scripts lying around. Just change the camp to a music camp and add Stifler's little brother and you got a movie. Sounds like something fished out of the kybo.

  • July 11, 2005, 1:24 p.m. CST

    Maybe Jinx the cat can potty train the little Focker

    by SputnickCameltoe

    You know they thaught of it.

  • July 11, 2005, 1:36 p.m. CST

    RainJacket: Where's your sister?

    by Some Dude

    I like sluts. Even "reformed" ones. Oh, and anyone who likes the Focker series should be exterminated. Unless they are a slut.

  • July 11, 2005, 1:48 p.m. CST

    Crap Is Still Crap

    by Warren Oates

    I love Say Anything... and that's a sappy flick that gets me crying everytime. Fast Times at Ridgemont High isn't exactly a complicated piece of art either, but I still loved it. I was excited by War of the Worlds. Fuck, I even enjoyed House of Wax cause I'm a sucker for shitty horror movies; have been since I was little. People can like fluff. Movies like 'Fockers' is just lazy comedy. There's nothing to it. It's not well-written or executed nor does fall into the so-bad-it's-fun category. It has the weight of air. On top of that, there's a smarminess to it, one that oozes from the pores of Middle America; a notion that they, The Heartland Family, are more important and real than everyone else. It's obnoxious and movies that secrete that vileness are obnoxious. Kids cussing is not funny and any movie featuring that automatically gets knocked into The Lame Category. So, get off your high horse, acting as though you're a real folksy fella who appreciates the beauty in everything. You're busting at the seams with immodest modesty. You're a snob like me and everyone else. Embrace it. And by the way, I'm in total agreeance that movie geeks take stuff TOO seriously. That's why we got a psycho-analytical Batman movie. He's a comic book character; he doesn't need to be pyscho-analyzed. All you're doing is boring me. But still, 'Fockers' is as funny as a dead dog dick. And I don't know about you, but even though sex doesn't always set off fireworks in the sky, I've never had a shoulder-shrugging session. You're either emotionally stunted or dead.

  • July 11, 2005, 1:49 p.m. CST

    I love people who brag about the movies they didn't see

    by cookylamoo

    "You think I saw that? Hah. Not me. I stayed home in my room and read Comic Books. Then, I jerked off. Screw you Hollywood. Maybe next time you'll listen." Oh, no, Jimmy stayed home and Jerked off. Cancel the sequal. Let's make "Station Agent II" instead.

  • July 11, 2005, 1:50 p.m. CST

    I'll pass

    by steveinbaltimore

    I didn't want to 'meet the fockers' I damn sure don't want to meet their children.

  • July 11, 2005, 2:01 p.m. CST

    i call for the banning of tera patrick

    by Bubastis

    or whatever the fuck his name is. Posting offensive 9-11 videos on a tb relating to a 9-11 movie is one thing, inciting anti-semitism into a tb relating to a (imho) harmless romantic comedy is another. Ban this cunt. Out the fuck!

  • July 11, 2005, 2:01 p.m. CST

    and they said that Hollywood didn't have any original ideas!

    by Darth_Nader

  • July 11, 2005, 2:06 p.m. CST

    "It's funny because 'Focker' sounds a lot like '

    by Voice O. Reason

    Thanks for ruining the movie for me, jerk.

  • July 11, 2005, 2:27 p.m. CST

    Will the baby sing and dance? Will it be voiced by John Travolt


    By the way, Ribbon? I laughed my ass off at your subject heading so thanks for that.

  • Because it just seems ideal to have her, Dustin Hoffman, Barbara Streisand, and Robert DeNiro all competing to be less funny in these movies. I like Blythe Danner too much.

  • July 11, 2005, 2:55 p.m. CST

    Bring it!

    by Proman1984

    I'll be looking forward to this one. The first two were funny!

  • July 11, 2005, 2:59 p.m. CST

    The reason this is happening...

    by El Vale

    is there are lots and lots and lots of people who'll be genuinelly excited about this. Your grandparents, parents and uncles and everyone just love these movies and so Dreamworks is gonna take advantage of it, as well they should. Don't see it when it comes out if you know you're gonna like it.

  • July 11, 2005, 3:03 p.m. CST

    The real a reason...

    by DinoDeLaurentiis

    You know, it's a true, the real reason I haven't a made a the new Conan movie is a not a because Arnie was flabby inna the speedo suit, but because Jimmy, he stay home anna jacked off. Iffa you knew Jimmy, you'd a know why I hadda to halt a the production. So sometimes, the boycott/jack off thing, she works.

  • July 11, 2005, 3:25 p.m. CST

    Little Focker Goes to School

    by xhah

    I think this would be the next movie in the series... ;)

  • July 11, 2005, 3:30 p.m. CST

    "Son of a Focker" or...

    by HypeEndsHere

    "Bad Mother Focker" with Jessica Tandy's ghost as De Niro's mother-in-law.

  • July 11, 2005, 3:30 p.m. CST

    Teri Polo

    by dicbeaks

    if there's a chance to see her naked, then I'm in...

  • July 11, 2005, 3:33 p.m. CST

    a better title is Mother Focker

    by blackstormy

    this movie will suck but make a shit load of money

  • July 11, 2005, 3:34 p.m. CST

    Oh wait

    by xhah

    They should name the kid gaylord too.. just so they could work the Big Gay Focker and Little Gay Focker joke a little bit more... also... hmmm... speaking of which.. here's the plot of the movie... The Fockers are of course pregnant. They go with a more modern way of childbirth, while deniro's character keeps on trying to make sure the doctors they go to are all his contacts... He might even make a HILARIOUS comment of taking someone downtown.. to chinatown. Heck he even might make Big Gay Focker suspicious of certain doctors as well. Hmm... someone will be drugged... Gaylord will once again be outsmarted by some infant somewhere. gaylord will have to deal w/ bad dreams and anxieties dealing w/ his impending fatherhood. Little Gay Focker is born.. roll the credits.... w/ outtakes..

  • July 11, 2005, 3:52 p.m. CST

    MEET THE PARENTS was funny

    by ScreamingPenis

    ...and so was the first AUSTIN POWERS movie. But maybe it really is impossible to make a funny sequel to a successful comedy (with the obvious exception of the POLICE ACADEMY series). As predicted, the second movie was full of potty humor, so look for the third to be more of the same with a new gimmick, hopefully, Al Pacino.

  • July 11, 2005, 5:19 p.m. CST

    dicbeaks are you high?

    by Bubastis

    Teri Polo looks like something a crow shit in the famine.

  • July 11, 2005, 5:23 p.m. CST

    Am I living in a dream world...

    by BAMF

    ...or is there actually a long talkback dedicated to a Fokker movie? Find something useful to do with your day, eh?

  • July 11, 2005, 5:26 p.m. CST

    oh fock that's just what we bloody need

    by josh_strapp

    but people will still go and see it anywho

  • July 11, 2005, 5:46 p.m. CST

    There wasn't any real need for the second movie

    by performingmonkey

    Well, apart from the need to make millions of dollars. But there's only so far jokes and concepts can be taken. Take the Austin Powers series for example (also directed by 'Parents' and 'Fockers' director Jay Roach), by the time of Goldmember it wasn't just joke recycling but recycling of the recycling of the parodying of the first movie, which itself was a parody in the first place! Admittedly, Goldmember was still funny, mostly because of Myers. But sadly, there's no-one in the 'Parents' franchise (he he, now it's a FRANCHISE!!) who is funny. Also, they already did baby jokes in 'Fockers' so what the freaking fuck are they gonna do in this movie? Is there gonna be numerous Hollywood cameos? The studio should be putting their money into something more worthwhile. Like Austin Powers 4.......... Titles, anyone? The Man With The Golden Cum? Live And Let Shag? Tommorrow Never Shags? Thunderballs?

  • I thought Meet The Parents was a hoot. Really silly funny. But Meet The Fockers was embarrassing how unfunny it was. There wasn't one thing that was remotely funny. It was mostly just really uncomfortable. I can't believe Streisand came out of retirement for that mess. The baby in MTF should have been a clue. Anytime a baby or precocious kid is introduced into a film series, the franchise is toast. I can't believe they're going back for seconds with a new baby. Yikes. Unfunny crap.

  • July 11, 2005, 6:30 p.m. CST

    didn't they introduce a baby in the last one?

    by microwavable?

    aren't they just about out of little kid jokes? i swear that kid said that "aaaws-HOOOOOOOOLE!" line about 40 times.

  • July 11, 2005, 6:39 p.m. CST


    by ChickenGeorgeVII


  • July 11, 2005, 7:08 p.m. CST

    Anyone who is honestly upset or angry about this movie...

    by TheBaxter

    ...seriously needs to get a life. what's next, ben stiller raped my adulthood?

  • July 11, 2005, 7:27 p.m. CST

    the phd is not because I have one... in fact... i think i take s

    by antonphd

    You know I am just insulted when time after time after time I have to read about how much I suck because I had a good time at the movies. OK, so it's trash talk to get a point to the studios that you don't want these kind of movies. Fine. I guess if you want to play the political mud slinging your opponent thing then go for it. I just thought that you guys(the guys doing it, not EVERYONE in talkback) would want to be above that. I thought that real art enthusiasts would try to have a higher standard of behavior. Why you can't just say that you DON'T LIKE THESE TYPES OF MOVIES instead of alienating people who do and yourselves by the way by insulting the movie and the makers and the viewers is beyond me. I thought art enthusiasts were civilized. I hear an insulting attack on innocent people who are just trying to have a good time and I get pretty pissed about it. Why can't you guys just talk nice? I think it's funny as hell to read the over the top posts, but, the ones that bother me are the ones that you can tell are really trying to hurt people by what they are saying. I don't think that I am better than anyone else here, but I would like to see some respect from the posters. Don't you guys hear the people who continually ask for respect? They aren't saying that you should shutup, they are saying that they want to voice their opinions without being treated like they are in a political race. You know it could be done. Posters could become respectful and then finally gain some real power in numbers instead of trying the bully method which everyone knows doesn't work.

  • if we can be taken seriously. it's just so hard to quote a good point when it is in a sentence that is full of shit. maybe someone in power could actually say 'look, see what they are all saying'. yes, we are the minority viewers. but being a minorty never stopped any one before. being quoted saying shit is easy to dismiss.

  • July 11, 2005, 7:32 p.m. CST


    by -sfx-

    I also look forward to Pink Panther.

  • July 11, 2005, 8:09 p.m. CST

    Cry Me A River, Antonphd

    by Warren Oates

    You fire on all cylinders, telling people in your own nebbish way to 'piss off', then you pull a Rodney King, asking for calmness. I'd rather fire my verbal annoyances straightforward, rather than dress it up in the hopes that no one will be offended. Here's something for you to be pissed at: The 'Meet The...' series is for mongoloids. Angry? How about this: You're dopey for enjoying it and climbing on a soapbox proclaiming the rightousness hum-drums who just shake their heads like bobble dolls. Again, two words for you: Immodest modesty. You're not standing up for regular people nor are you more civilized than anyone else. You're a goon and you opened the floodgates yourself with the stupid 'tax' line. Deal with it.

  • July 11, 2005, 8:21 p.m. CST

    Besides Which, Antonphd....

    by Warren Oates

    You must not like anything really. You should hate Bill Murray cause I'm sure he probably did a sketch on SNL years ago, making fun of some movie or t.v. show you like. Or perhaps you'll quit watching Conan O' Brien. He's ripped on quite a few movies and celebrities in our time. Or how about Letterman, Lewis Black, George Carlin, Premiere magazine, The New York Times, Jerry Seinfeld, David Cross, Sarah Silverman, Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk, Lars Von Trier, Robert Altman, even your precious Ben Stiller has goofed on the entertainment world and the culture that enjoys certain movies, shows, and books. You want them to curb their opinions too?

  • July 11, 2005, 8:27 p.m. CST

    can you fucking imagine

    by Mr Brownstone

    If they had made 2 sequels to The In-Laws. yeah I think it woulda worn thin after the original too. The problem with Fockers is that it was so sure the concept was funny they forgot to make the actual movie funny. Parents worked to certain extent because DeNiro (and his family) played the straight man to Stillers clown, but in Fockers DeNiro was played as a clown too, sucking out any comedic tension. The same problem occured in Anchorman where Christina Applegate played her 'straight man' role like she was in on the joke. As far as the fucking Fockers goes, the only part that got a real laugh out of me was Owen Wilson playing the Pan Flute at the wedding.

  • July 11, 2005, 9:03 p.m. CST

    Teri Polo hasn't even got great enough tits to make enduring

    by Cedar_Room

  • July 11, 2005, 9:25 p.m. CST

    Warren Oates

    by antonphd

    Oh yeah, and you're a poopy head!

  • July 11, 2005, 9:47 p.m. CST

    ...and this is the guy who doesn't like bubble gum adaptatio

    by Enter4None

    "I don't have a sense of humor" utterly fucking convinient Harry Knowles, guess you just cashed the check Universal sent, right? yes? good.

  • July 11, 2005, 9:52 p.m. CST

    Please let it END!

    by Smurfette

    Judging by the box office, I'm in the minority.

  • July 11, 2005, 9:57 p.m. CST


    by Enter4None

    Will it include John Travolta and the "Harry-like Fat" Kristie Ally??

  • July 11, 2005, 10:30 p.m. CST

    Who asked for THIS?!

    by The Pusher

    Who, I ask you? Who?

  • July 11, 2005, 10:38 p.m. CST

    Congrats, Antonphd

    by Warren Oates

    You actually dropped the piousness and became human. Feelings are a strange new urge, aren't they? By the way, another name for your boycot list: The guys from Mystery Science Theater 3000 since they spent ten years being "meanies."

  • July 11, 2005, 11:19 p.m. CST

    Any Guesses On The Kid's Name? "Gaylord Focker" And "Martha

    by Flim Springfield

    Can anything else achieve that level of lameness?

  • July 11, 2005, 11:59 p.m. CST

    Thank you, Warren Oates :)

    by antonphd

    I love free writing. Especially when I am taking a view that is not my own. It's goddamn diddly dooky fun! Sometimes you just want to go off of the mother fucking edge, you know. :) Can't do it at work? Come to ain't it cool news! The best place to hypochritically blast someone! I love it!

  • July 12, 2005, 12:02 a.m. CST

    What the fuck...

    by kintar0

    does "hypochritically" mean?

  • July 12, 2005, 12:03 a.m. CST

    for the record... in this thread it was my own view

    by antonphd

    but hey, you think it's easy being a nice guy 24/7? This is my back alley porn theater. Wouldn't it be funny if someday I happen into politics and this gets drug out. Oh my god! That would be so funny! And suck. For the record... I was playing mystery science theater before there was one. My friends and I called it what to do when nothing but badly dubbed Godzilla movies are playing all saturday afternoon.

  • July 12, 2005, 12:05 a.m. CST


    by antonphd

    It's called being a bad speller. I am a windows application programmer, need I say more?

  • July 12, 2005, 12:17 a.m. CST

    Typos are one thing...

    by kintar0

    but you're on an internet connection, so you have no excuse for egregiously bad spelling.

  • July 12, 2005, 1:05 a.m. CST

    Jesus, You're Lame

    by Warren Oates

    Between your choirboy temper tantrum about paying taxes to your dead-in-the-water attempt at humor, no wonder you watch 'Fockers.' You can't spell and you're about as funny as child rape. What the hell are you going on about? For the record, I bitch like this at work too (I manage a movie theater) and surprisingly, I don't get in trouble. It's what happens when you have one iota of intelligence: you can defend your opinions passionately. Stupid people get confused and rather than report you to the boss, they assume you're right. As for those MST sessions you had, I bet they were a barrel of laughs, what with the fine tuned sarcasm and wit you've honed over the years. Keep those "comedy" bits coming. Junk like that makes one wonder why you couldn't have been the load your mother swallowed.

  • July 12, 2005, 1:19 a.m. CST

    nerds and geeks

    by antonphd

    You manage a movie theater? THAT explains a lot. I worked at movie theaters thru college. The good ol' days. Funny, tonight out of the blue I get a phone call from a theater a few towns away for an interview based on an application I did so long ago that I can't remember. They offered full time at minimum wage but all the free movies after they are out for a week. It was hard to resist. That is not a crack at you being a manager. Just a funny weird thing that happened tonight. So, do you guys think that you smell blood or what? :) Do you want a pussy fight over a thread? We could try to outsmart and outtalk each other! Come on. Let's have some fun. Better YET! Why don't you come to a chat room and see how you do. I don't use the internet much for more than a couple movie sites and game sites and work, so, I don't know where to go, but I imagine that there are places. Yahoo used to do chatrooms 5-6 years ago last I checked. Lets have a real conversation about movies. Come on. Let's have some fun. I promise that I'm not a guy pretending to be a guy pretending to be a girl pretending to be a guy pretending to be a goat!

  • July 12, 2005, 1:20 a.m. CST

    lets see how smart you guys really are

    by antonphd

    Won't take long to find out.

  • July 12, 2005, 1:23 a.m. CST

    Holy Shit Warren Oats, I just finished reading that last post of

    by antonphd

    I just skimmed it the first time. Damn! That was some tough talk! If my mother had swallowed! That is some funny shit!

  • July 12, 2005, 1:25 a.m. CST

    Dead in the Water attempt at humor?

    by antonphd

    Wow. Did I offend you or something? You are starting to sound pissed. I was trying to say that you were right about my going overboard, you know. I was tired and being a dickhead. Geesh! You guys take being scolded too serious!

  • July 12, 2005, 1:30 a.m. CST

    Man, I am bored.

    by antonphd

    It's 11:20 at night and my wife is busy watching the news and I have programming work I should be doing but I'm too tired and no one is fighting with me online and I am ready to start playing one of my computer games that I buy but never play if I don't find something interesting to do for the next 40 minutes before I crash for the night. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SHIT I DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT!! Not sit around being bored. Damn ADHD.

  • July 12, 2005, 1:48 a.m. CST

    Will the Fockers' lawyer be Hacky, Joke & Dunnit?

    by Heckles


  • July 12, 2005, 2:04 a.m. CST

    What the fuck? I mean, what the FOCK?

    by cherrycola

    I&#39;ve never seen "meet the parents" nor "meet the fockers". Am I missing something here? Is it nothing but ben stiller acting a fool and getting hit in the &#39;nards? If it is then I&#39;m not missing much. Ditto for "meet the little focker"

  • July 12, 2005, 2:10 a.m. CST

    After "meet the little focker"...whats next???

    by cherrycola

    "Focker 4: Electric Boogaloo". Sorry, It&#39;s lame I know. But no one has said it yet.

  • Harvey Fierstein will be the Gay Lamaze teacher, Robin Williams will reprise his Russian Doctor routine from that lame "9 months" movie, Ally McBeal will be thrown in and trip seeing the dancing baby Focker, and Philip Seymour Hoffman will play a sexually confused male nurse harboring feeling for DeNiro. Score.

  • July 12, 2005, 3:52 a.m. CST

    Just to add my two cents: Meet the Fockers was shit

    by BarrelRider

    Another example of how Americans mistakenly think Jewish humor is the peak of hilarity. Don&#39;t get me wrong, it can be good, but MTF was a lazy, lazy piece of shit. How could it possibly have made enough money to justify a sequel?

  • July 12, 2005, 6:06 a.m. CST

    Al Pacino Delivers The Baby, Says "Say Hello To My Little Friend

    by Flim Springfield

    This movie writes itself.

  • July 12, 2005, 6:14 a.m. CST

    Shitty De Niro movies? Why has no-one mentioned &#39;Rocky and B

    by NoMoreNails

  • Cookymaloo, closely followed by Dino De Laurentiis&#39; follow-up. Pure genius guys, you should be proud of yourselves; humor is other wise sadly lacking in this TB

  • July 12, 2005, 7:09 a.m. CST


    by Jon E Cin

    Im sorry. I had to.

  • July 12, 2005, 7:42 a.m. CST

    I&#39;m waiting for the prequels.

    by Drewchem08

    Episode 1: The Phantom Focker. ultrasounds of the soon to be born Focker Episode 2: Puberty Attacks the Focker. Zits, Zits and Zits and Finally Episode 3: Revenge of Fockers!!! featuring classic lines such as "Are you threatening me Master Bater! I mean Focker." (hilarity ensues)

  • July 12, 2005, 8:53 a.m. CST

    Names for the kid

    by jim

    Hugh Focker or Hugh Jass Focker or Lilly (Lil) Focker or David Ustov Mark (D.U.M.) Focker or Brian Urkel Thomas (B.U.T.) Focker or Andrew Steven Sean (A.S.S.) Focker or Peter Ishmael Gaylord (P.I.G.) Focker

  • July 12, 2005, 9:22 a.m. CST

    Big Jim, you are a comedic genius my friend

    by krullboy

  • July 12, 2005, 2:43 p.m. CST

    Sith Witch: The 1992 version

    by Billy Goat I&#39;ve wanted to see this forever. From what I&#39;ve heard, it&#39;s much more surreal, like you&#39;d expect from Emo Philips. And by the end of the movie, several people end up dead as a result of the Focker character&#39;s innocent bad luck. When&#39;s it coming out on DVD? Eh? Anyone? Please?

  • July 12, 2005, 4:08 p.m. CST

    thanks krullboy, I&#39;ll be here all week

    by jim

    (and next week, and the week after that...)

  • July 12, 2005, 6:46 p.m. CST

    She&#39;s having a baby Focker

    by VulgarBob

    Are you focking kidding me? Baby movies are so lame. Why has DeNiro been reduced to making stupid comedies? Has he lost his edge that made him so famous? Are you talkin&#39; to me, focker?

  • July 12, 2005, 11:32 p.m. CST

    Hey Harry, don&#39;t burn the check from Universal on the San Di

    by Enter4None

    Makes you wonder what kind of humor we should expect from Harry&#39;s "Ghost Town"...

  • July 13, 2005, 8:18 a.m. CST

    One a more name for a the bambino...

    by DinoDeLaurentiis

    Okay, this a thread, she prolly a dead by now, but I gotta the good name for a the kid. Dominic. Get it? Dom Fokker! BWAHAHAHAA!! Dino, he make a with a the funny...

  • July 13, 2005, 10:07 a.m. CST

    shouldn&#39;t this be called "LOOK WHO&#39;S FOCKING"???

    by Flansy

    starring Hulk Hogan as the baby. "I&#39;m in need of some nursin&#39;, brother."

  • July 13, 2005, 12:44 p.m. CST

    Warren Oates

    by Hervoyel

    You&#39;re my Talkback hero for the week. The only thing that first rant was missing was "Hallelujah! Holly Shit! Where&#39;s the Tylenol?" Shine on you crazy diamond!

  • July 13, 2005, 1:42 p.m. CST

    inbloom you arrogant shit

    by Bubastis

    what the fuck would you know about comedy, you humourless sack of shite. Do you think your some sort of all-knowing talkback king? Do you think we all vie for your attention, you arrogant prick? Get fucking lost.

  • July 13, 2005, 1:52 p.m. CST

    Fock That!

    by zabbadoo

    &#39;nuff said

  • July 13, 2005, 8:58 p.m. CST


    by Roger Thornhill

    I almost pissed in my pants while reading your post. I LOVE DEM HILLBILLY HUMOR! DESE THE FUNNIEST DAMN FOLKS I EVER DID HEAR! Oh...and hating Meet The Parents and it&#39;s unwanted sequel doesn&#39;t make you elitist, it just means that you have taste.