I am – Hercules!!

Shortly after we visited the new “Big Brother 6” house last week, someone wrote in to claim that there’s a secret, third bedroom with four beds. (We, sadly, got to tour only two non-secret bedrooms: the upstairs Head of Household lair and the downstairs room that sleeps nine. Trouble is? The season starts with 14 houseguests.)

For the record? If there is a secret room, I’ll agree it’s probably adjacent to the one downstairs bedroom everyone has to share. (I remember being surprised that there was so much less room in the south end of the house than in the north.)

Somebody else, somebody who did not find any secret bedrooms, wrote in. He claims to have participated in a week-long dress rehearsal to test out the new house. His report:

I just wanted to say that I was Mock House Guest for the Big Brother House. Basically 14 of us lived in the house and played the game for a week while the crew became familiar with the new house.

Things I learned:

The "Storage Room" is located left of the "Diary Room". This holds the Iron, Ironing Board, Fridge and the Fish Food. Which you must feed two times daily.

It will be funny to see the first people to walk barefoot on the grass. Because the Astroturf burns the hell out of your feet. It becomes an oven in the backyard.

You must befriend the Head of Household or another Houseguest because they do not allow you to sleep on the couch. And the beds are not very sleep friendly.

11 people can fit in the downstairs bathroom.

Shower in groups. This allows you to scheme and also limits the amount of people to scheme against you.

When your bored as hell, it is fun to go upstairs with a rolled up sock and use the dinner table as a dart board. It looks exactly the same.

If there is a secret room, I would assume it was behind the subway looking wall in the bedroom, but now I am pissed I didn't explore more and find it.

The foozeball table didnt have a foozeball, you either made one or will win one.

The Pool is freezing and the Hot Tub is just right.

The Head of Household room has a CD Player. Very nice perk.

I'll email more later.......

I'd still like to be anoynomous........or Capt. Fantastic

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