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Quint reviews WAR OF THE WORLDS!!!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here, back in my hotel room after a whirlwind night in New York City. I've put up my spiffy clothes (including the first shirt I ever paid more than $20 for) and am ready to write up my opinion of Steven Spielberg's WAR OF THE WORLDS. I got to attend the NY premiere this very night and am here to tell you about the flick. I'm not going to delve very deeply into spoilers, but there may be some stuff below that you don't want to know if you want to keep spoiler-free for the film.

I had been worried about WAR OF THE WORLDS. Nothing I saw onset gave me a hint at which way the movie was going. I had friends who were on the inside that told me David Koepp's script was fantastic and I have a ton of faith in Spielberg, so I was hoping for the best. Then the reviews started coming in saying that the movie was great up until you meet Tim Robbin's character, then it just runs out of steam and loses its focus. Not all the reviews said that, but more than one felt that was a problem.

So, I was hoping they were wrong going into the screening, but also thinking that it was a possibility. Spielberg's done uneven stuff before. So, what's the verdict?

In short, Spielberg knocked it out of the park.

I'm so glad he kept the key imagery out of the marketing. It was so nice to see a big summer event film on the big screen and not feel like I'm just waiting for the bits in-between the sequences from the trailer and other marketing.

I was worried a little about Tom Cruise in the film. Not because of all this bullshit that has been going on in the last couple of months, but the worry was that Cruise playing the lead would make his character an action hero, not an average person. However, Cruise's character is very real and he plays it very real. Flawed, even. Matter of fact, Ray is kind of an asshole. He doesn't know how to be a father, so when he takes his two kids (Dakota Fanning and Justin Chatwin) from his ex and her husband for the weekend it comes off very uncomfortable.

His ex doesn't trust him, his kids treat him like a stranger and every move he makes to share some quality time is forced. All this is shown in about 10 minutes of the film. It's not long before the shit goes down and once it starts it doesn't stop.

I'm going to say right here and now that the sequence where the first tripod is revealed is one of the best directed, paced, shot and performed sequences ever put to film. Pretty high praise, I know, but it's it true. From the moment Tom Cruise arrives at the spot where all the lightning was striking to the moment he walks back through his door... classic scene. The tripods are massive, hardcore and vicious. Everything we wanted them to be.

Spielberg shot them throughout the whole movie with a sense of mystery and awe. There's a running theme of mirrors and reflections in the film that is used to great effect. Don't get me wrong... there is still a ton of spectacle and some epic shots, but there's a freshness to the film that I haven't felt from Spielberg in a long time. I loved CATCH ME IF YOU CAN and THE TERMINAL mostly for the character work done by the actors (Hanks in both and Walken in CATCH ME) however I didn't get a sense of them as Spielberg movies.

WAR OF THE WORLDS is a Steven Spielberg movie. You feel it in every shot, every performance and every sound. Even before the invasion starts, the camerawork is sharp and creative, keeping an energy to the film, a momentum that builds to the arrival of the aliens. One of the reasons I love JAWS is his creativity with the editing, the camera work and the angles he chose. His recent films haven't looked dull, but this is the first time since SAVING PRIVATE RYAN that I could almost see Spielberg's face on the screen, he's put that much of himself into the film.

The film is rated PG-13 and it's a hard PG-13. Some swearing at the beginning... no big deal... But when the Tripods start blasting people... when you see how they create the red weed... Good God, it was awesome. And that's not taking into account the intensity. During the scene I was talking about earlier, the reveal of the first Tripod... I was wondering why the audience was so quiet until I looked down my row and literally every single person in my row (middle aged men, teenage girls, etc) was staring at the screen, mouths hanging open. They were awed. I haven't seen a film do that in a while.

Without ruining the surprise, I will say that Spielberg came up with a great way to show the Tripods taking out dozens upon dozens of people... a great visual that signals it has happened even if we don't see it (and we do see a lot of people get taken out, so don't think they use this as a way to not deliver the goods).

The effects are stunning, of course. ILM can be iffy these days, depending on the project, but whenever they're working under Spielberg they always seem to be at the top of their game and WAR OF THE WORLDS is no exception. The Tripods are massive and awesome, the aliens (yes, you do get to see the aliens) are creepy and oddly built. They move unlike most aliens I've seen put to screen, although there is a bit that reminded me of ET in their big scene, but, again, I'll let you discover the details of that your own self.

And yes, they are aliens, not some alternate dimensional ogres or whatever the hell people thought they were going to be. They managed not to lie in their advertising ("They're already here"), but still kept them aliens from another planet. I will say no more.

When I was onset, Spielberg told me he was keeping the film almost solely from the perspective of the family we're following and he wasn't lying. You stick with Ray Ferrier and his kids through it all. As their story weaves in and out of the line of fire we see glimpses of how the rest of the world is affected and we learn a little about the aliens in their encounters with other survivors. The military is seen only briefly, only as Ray and his family come into contact with them, so you don't have big scenes of jets shooting at Tripods until Ray and his family are there. This decision is a brilliant way to exclude any similarity between Spielberg's alien invasion film and Emmerich's. WAR OF THE WORLDS is unique, but still thrilling which is why I anticipate this to be a big hit. The draw will be Spielberg and Cruise, but what'll keep people coming back is how they made the flick.

The acting is top notch all across the board. Cruise hits every beat just right and I'm hoping all this tabloid bullshit that's been surrounding him lately will be forgotten about once the film begins. I know it all slipped my mind and Cruise and Holmes were in the theater with me, supposedly. I never saw them once, but I'm told they were there.

Dakota Fanning proves again that she is deserving of my shocked terror every time I see her on screen or off. She's extremely good in the film, too good. She's like a midget or a realistic android... She's just not right. Her talent, her maturity... all belong to someone much older than she. People keep comparing her to Jodie Foster and I don't disagree.

Tim Robbins is cool in the movie, playing a kookie guy that helps Cruise and his family out at an opportune moment. He has a terrific scene with Cruise, played mostly silent with facial expressions and hand gestures... another highlight moment of the film.

I didn't feel the movie lose focus or become something it shouldn't have been from this point, like I was worried I was. I think it's a bit of a shock to some people because this is the first time the movie lets you take a breath, the first time it slows down at all. I think it's a much needed moment, especially when you see what happens just previous to it. But the breather doesn't last very long...

Justin Chatwin plays Cruise's son. Like his dad, he's a bit of an asshole at first, but the compassion he has for his sister (Fanning) goes a long way to making him sympathetic for the audience. Chatwin does a solid job with the character. He's comfortable in front of the camera and it's a good thing, too, because this is probably the least likable character in the film and if Chatwin hadn't been up to snuff he could have really made the character a bore. I hear he's great in CHUMSCRUBBER. He's definitely one to keep an eye on.

Morgan Freeman's opening and closing narration is perfect. Freeman doing Welles reading Wells. Freeman's the man.

John Williams' score is nice, but non-intrusive. Lots of horns and drums... a little James Horner-y. I would have loved an instantly recognizable theme for the titles, but I can't complain. His music fit the film like a glove, but wasn't too showy.

I don't know if I have anything else to say... I know the ending (**SLIGHT SPOILERS HERE**) has been worried about, but I thought it was a nice cap to the film. The cynics will no doubt be bitching about it being too happy and I thought I was going to feel that way, too, but when the ending came it didn't feel out of place or unearned.(**END SLIGHT SPOILERS**)

So, rejoice! This summer is still running strong. We have a great BATMAN movie in theaters already, a sweet Romero zombie movie opening this weekend and a great Spielberg sci-fi blockbuster opening next week. If Spielberg can bring this level of effortless creativity to INDIANA JONES 4, then I say bring on INDIANA JONES 4!

I'm tired... it's been a helluva long day... I saw a movie in the same room as Hulk Hogan, Bruce Willis, Bill O'Reilly (believe it or not), Tim Robbins, Susan Sarandon (how that couple could have been in the same room as O'Reilly and not start a fist-fight is a minor miracle), Paul Schrader, Peter Bogdanovich, Howard Stern, Ice T and John Singleton and the main cast and crew of WOTW to name a few... that's so weird... and I got to tell Tim Robbins that I loved him in HOWARD THE DUCK (no lie) and Kate Capshaw that I am one of the few people that can honestly and with total sincerity tell her that I love TEMPLE OF DOOM. I also got to geek out in front of Dennis Murren for a few minutes. As you can see, it's been a wild ride and I'm happy to share it with you folks.

I have a day of enjoying the city in front of me tomorrow... so I better get to bed before I sleep the whole day away. I've got some cool shit on the horizon, squirts, including a set visit to a sci-fi/horror flick called ALTERED, my time up north on the set of MASTERS OF HORROR as well as those KONG reports to finish up, not to mention Comic-Con happening in about 3 weeks. Busy busy busy. 'Til then, this is Quint bidding you all a fond farewell and adieu.

-Quint





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Sounds good
by TrustTyler
Jun 24th, 2005
04:39:57 AM
Whatever...
by buckaroo_banzai
Jun 24th, 2005
04:57:41 AM
Please!!! No!!! It's "wretchedly happy"!
by SgtElias
Jun 24th, 2005
05:03:34 AM
Sounds good - also agree about DOOM its highly superior to the b
by Spacesheik
Jun 24th, 2005
05:12:02 AM
I really hope the film is better than the impression this review
by Shan
Jun 24th, 2005
05:33:52 AM
Shan...
by jollysleeve
Jun 24th, 2005
05:41:15 AM
HULK HOGAN!!!
by CuervoJones
Jun 24th, 2005
05:49:43 AM
I don't know... I still think this movie will be a stinker
by spider-ham
Jun 24th, 2005
06:02:02 AM
Re: In fact this early reviw is the only one that has said anyt
by jollysleeve
Jun 24th, 2005
06:59:40 AM
Jollysleeve.
by Shan
Jun 24th, 2005
07:13:13 AM
The Primal Katie
by Regicidal_Maniac
Jun 24th, 2005
07:56:25 AM
Please, please, please....
by MaguaSynfield
Jun 24th, 2005
08:06:31 AM
Central Park
by RenoNevada2000
Jun 24th, 2005
08:22:18 AM
He digs it ...
by Gus Nukem
Jun 24th, 2005
09:02:37 AM
Reasons for Wotw worlld wide media blackout
by emeraldboy
Jun 24th, 2005
09:02:38 AM
Name Dropping
by fruitlips
Jun 24th, 2005
09:05:36 AM
so... a guy calling himself "Quint" likes a Speilberg movie, huh
by HypeEndsHere
Jun 24th, 2005
09:26:06 AM
If I had nenver spent more than $20 on a shirt, I wouldn't t
by Barry Egan
Jun 24th, 2005
09:31:31 AM
knowthyself: why don't you just marry M. Night?
by Film Whisperer
Jun 24th, 2005
09:45:09 AM
smuggling
by Hypnos99
Jun 24th, 2005
09:51:19 AM
Quint, you lost it with your Temple of Doom comment
by MiserableRainGod
Jun 24th, 2005
10:03:31 AM
I believe our planet is 70% H2O
by Mister Man
Jun 24th, 2005
10:10:05 AM
DOOM and CRUSADE
by Film Whisperer
Jun 24th, 2005
10:11:41 AM
I'm tired... it's been a helluva long day...
by Harker-Writes
Jun 24th, 2005
10:15:16 AM
Did you ask Hulk Hogan if he is going to be in the sequel? And
by Heywood Jablowme
Jun 24th, 2005
10:29:11 AM
Great review, Quint
by BillEmic
Jun 24th, 2005
10:29:53 AM
Haters, Deniers & Pessimists... More Love for WOTW
by Neary
Jun 24th, 2005
10:54:24 AM
Tom Cruise's act is enough to keep me away from this movie
by AlwaysThere
Jun 24th, 2005
10:54:29 AM
My Above Post
by Neary
Jun 24th, 2005
10:56:38 AM
Wow, CHUD is following the rules but this review shows why I sti
by Lost Skeleton
Jun 24th, 2005
11:08:14 AM
Re: Tom Cruise
by Darth Busey
Jun 24th, 2005
11:27:40 AM
"I will marry M. Night because his last four films are better th
by MaguaSynfield
Jun 24th, 2005
11:29:57 AM
Howard Stern's short review
by Film Whisperer
Jun 24th, 2005
11:58:17 AM
No Surprise Here
by sith-vol
Jun 24th, 2005
12:20:01 PM
...and another thing...
by sith-vol
Jun 24th, 2005
12:25:00 PM
To sith-vol...
by Neary
Jun 24th, 2005
12:42:06 PM
THE TERMINAL WAS THE SECOND BEST FILM OF LAST YEAR
by Proman1984
Jun 24th, 2005
12:55:13 PM
Happy ending.
by scrivener
Jun 24th, 2005
12:56:08 PM
For the umpteen time: TEMPLE OF DOOM ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Charley Varrick
Jun 24th, 2005
01:03:42 PM
Mimi Rogers
by DinoDeLaurentiis
Jun 24th, 2005
01:15:59 PM
Does Hogan appear in the movie?
by Doc_Strange
Jun 24th, 2005
01:24:52 PM
On a more serious note..
by Doc_Strange
Jun 24th, 2005
01:28:41 PM
Cruise is a dumb fuck
by crimsoncinder
Jun 24th, 2005
01:41:08 PM
Spielberg's films are like massage parlors...the best ones g
by Heywood Jablowme
Jun 24th, 2005
02:02:58 PM
How the fuck can the ending be remotely happy?
by santos kauffman
Jun 24th, 2005
02:16:54 PM
Happy Ending
by crimsoncinder
Jun 24th, 2005
02:42:42 PM
QUINTTTTT
by nova90210
Jun 24th, 2005
02:57:05 PM
My guess about the signficance of the Red Weeds
by Ingeld
Jun 24th, 2005
03:01:44 PM
Hey, do these aliens die...
by Christopher3
Jun 24th, 2005
03:24:06 PM
"SOYLENT RED WEEDS ARE MADE FROM PEOPLE!!!......FROM PEOPLE!!
by Rolling_Stone
Jun 24th, 2005
03:27:26 PM
Tom Vs: Matt
by Film Whisperer
Jun 24th, 2005
04:37:35 PM
Happy Ending...
by -guyinthebackrow
Jun 24th, 2005
04:57:56 PM
can someone who hates spielberg's movies
by the beef
Jun 24th, 2005
05:09:13 PM
Re: by the beef
by jollysleeve
Jun 24th, 2005
05:13:58 PM
Temple of Doom had one of the best climaxes in movie history...4
by bigdickmcgee
Jun 24th, 2005
06:05:39 PM
Spielberg is good when he's Spielbergian and he's bad wh
by Spacesheik
Jun 24th, 2005
06:08:37 PM
And yes if I was Spielber now I'd be really fucking pissed a
by Spacesheik
Jun 24th, 2005
06:16:02 PM
DOOM Rocked. How spielberg got a PG rating while ripping out pe
by Harry Coin
Jun 24th, 2005
06:53:15 PM
ringbearer9 and spacesheik
by Film Whisperer
Jun 24th, 2005
06:56:51 PM
"I got to tell Tim Robbins that I loved him in HOWARD THE DUCK (
by 3 Bag Enema
Jun 24th, 2005
08:25:15 PM
"Tripods taking out dozens upon dozens of people" -- with 6.5 bi
by FrankDrebin
Jun 24th, 2005
08:26:23 PM
Tom Cruise is bat shit crazy
by bluebottle
Jun 24th, 2005
09:18:02 PM
Spielberg is a Jew..blah, blah.blah...he supports Israel blah bl
by bigdickmcgee
Jun 24th, 2005
10:12:40 PM
"Tom Cruise is bat shit crazy"
by Thirteen 13
Jun 25th, 2005
01:17:31 AM
You think the media wants to kill this flick because
by JUSTICE41
Jun 25th, 2005
01:34:39 AM
Robbins
by YouInRawbIns?
Jun 25th, 2005
01:50:31 AM
Justice41
by Film Whisperer
Jun 25th, 2005
01:54:57 AM
Also...
by Film Whisperer
Jun 25th, 2005
01:56:50 AM
People who complain about too much Cruise...
by Azlam Orlandu
Jun 25th, 2005
02:12:10 AM
Naw man the High school records stuff is a setup for the Draft
by JUSTICE41
Jun 25th, 2005
02:16:50 AM
You're fighting windmills, Mr. Orlandu.
by Colonel_Blimp
Jun 25th, 2005
03:09:39 AM
JUSTICE41
by Azlam Orlandu
Jun 25th, 2005
03:10:51 AM
If only Picasso were still alive Colonel_Blimp.
by Azlam Orlandu
Jun 25th, 2005
03:27:00 AM
Temple of Doom is the neglected masterwork!
by sym69
Jun 25th, 2005
04:04:49 AM
Temple of Doom was partially filmed in Sri Lanka ...
by Shan
Jun 25th, 2005
04:05:36 AM
sym69 you almost had an invite to the floating citadel...
by Azlam Orlandu
Jun 25th, 2005
04:23:12 AM
"The Shankara stones will be found Dr Jones. YOU WONT! hahahaaha
by Spacesheik
Jun 25th, 2005
05:10:10 AM
Spacesheik is now formally invited.
by Azlam Orlandu
Jun 25th, 2005
05:45:04 AM
Thanks Azlam.....
by sym69
Jun 25th, 2005
06:30:15 AM
Azlam Orlandu.
by Shan
Jun 25th, 2005
07:36:15 AM
P.S said island = Sri Lanka ...
by Shan
Jun 25th, 2005
07:42:12 AM
Tom Cruise may force me to like him.
by FluffyUnbound
Jun 25th, 2005
08:59:47 AM
Sri Lanka, sym69 and Tom Cruises redemption?
by Azlam Orlandu
Jun 25th, 2005
09:49:59 AM
I am gonna take some Xoloft, Effexor, Xanax, Paxil and Lithium b
by MentallyMariah
Jun 25th, 2005
09:52:38 AM
The limitations of text ... !Curses Foiled again!
by Shan
Jun 25th, 2005
10:02:52 AM
Oh right ... the j/k
by Shan
Jun 25th, 2005
10:05:35 AM
Spielberg is not pro-war
by Maniac Cop
Jun 25th, 2005
10:34:49 AM
Shan
by Azlam Orlandu
Jun 25th, 2005
12:31:17 PM
sym69 and the pro war Spielberg argument
by Film Whisperer
Jun 25th, 2005
12:39:39 PM
Yeah yeah War of the Worlds bla bla bla
by AndrewJuve
Jun 25th, 2005
01:05:06 PM
WOW? who knows, but Cruise is OK
by SgtElias
Jun 25th, 2005
01:43:11 PM
WOTW: Thumbs WAY DOWN, EBERT!
by makemyfilm
Jun 25th, 2005
02:16:49 PM
Tom Cruise talks the talk but cant walk the walk - hed rather pl
by Spacesheik
Jun 25th, 2005
02:27:59 PM
Sorry...This movie may be a great as this review says it is, bu
by CryptosporeX
Jun 25th, 2005
02:47:04 PM
HOW CAN ANYONE TAKE CRUISE SERIOUSLY
by Greenflame
Jun 25th, 2005
03:24:00 PM
Cruise equals Crap!
by Greenflame
Jun 25th, 2005
04:56:17 PM
300 million dollars for Tom Cruise. His paycheck is just not big
by Psalmolive
Jun 25th, 2005
04:59:37 PM
Cruise watersquirt
by makemyfilm
Jun 25th, 2005
05:07:41 PM
......
by andyrew
Jun 25th, 2005
05:35:27 PM
Temple of Doom rules, Last Crusade sucks, end of story.
by Pops Freshemeyer
Jun 25th, 2005
07:06:55 PM
WotW
by vhsiv
Jun 25th, 2005
07:08:01 PM
What're you talking about, Psalmolive?
by Pops Freshemeyer
Jun 25th, 2005
07:13:10 PM
Crapping on HG Wells
by Greenflame
Jun 25th, 2005
08:40:15 PM
Proof of Tom Cruise's 300 million dollar PLUS salary for War
by Psalmolive
Jun 25th, 2005
09:34:44 PM
Pharmaceutical companies would hate me ...
by Shan
Jun 25th, 2005
10:22:38 PM
Spielberg
by Basswizard8
Jun 26th, 2005
03:42:16 AM
Suddenly Sick-Seattle Times-Cruise is a BADASS!
by SgtElias
Jun 26th, 2005
04:33:04 AM
R.C.'s opinion: Wow, Moviemack won't go see War of the
by R.C. the "Wise"
Jun 26th, 2005
10:15:57 AM
Katie Holmes missing for 2 weeks
by Junior Frenger
Jun 26th, 2005
10:50:33 AM
SOUNDS LIKE A PRO WAR MOVIE!
by Greenflame
Jun 26th, 2005
11:43:55 AM
RED WEED
by Darth Philbin
Jun 26th, 2005
11:59:18 AM

by Darth Philbin
Jun 26th, 2005
12:00:31 PM
Strangely Enough, I Feel No Desire to See This Movie Whatsoever
by ZombieSolutions
Jun 26th, 2005
01:29:04 PM
Am going to see this movie because:
by mrfan
Jun 26th, 2005
02:14:42 PM
Ham-burger:
by sleepyhead
Jun 26th, 2005
02:16:54 PM
GO JEFF WAYNE
by Greenflame
Jun 26th, 2005
02:49:14 PM
Goat, You Can Babble On...
by Rebeck
Jun 26th, 2005
04:26:56 PM
Eh. Why stand in lines at the the cineplex when all you need t
by JohnnyTremaine
Jun 26th, 2005
06:20:55 PM
JohnnyTremaine - im afraid teenagers opening nite watching WOTW
by Spacesheik
Jun 26th, 2005
08:27:52 PM
Raiders, Doom, Crusade
by cyberskunk
Jun 26th, 2005
10:08:29 PM
Who waits in line to see a movie?
by FluffyUnbound
Jun 26th, 2005
10:34:25 PM
Psalmolive
by Azlam Orlandu
Jun 26th, 2005
10:52:48 PM
Darth Philbin
by Azlam Orlandu
Jun 26th, 2005
10:55:12 PM
So, let me see if I have this right....
by Fuzzyjefe
Jun 26th, 2005
10:59:26 PM
Know what Fluffy? You're right...
by JohnnyTremaine
Jun 26th, 2005
11:37:09 PM
Yo, HARRY!
by Rebeck
Jun 26th, 2005
11:47:29 PM
Chanting: Harry! Harry! Harry!
by Rebeck
Jun 26th, 2005
11:49:53 PM
If the "underlying commentary" doesn't fit what the story is
by Monkey Butler
Jun 27th, 2005
12:02:26 AM
Summer movies are becoming boring and predictable...hence the sl
by Bong
Jun 27th, 2005
12:17:24 AM
"Who waits in line to see a movie?"
by Thirteen 13
Jun 27th, 2005
02:52:47 AM
Hollywoods box office slump
by Thirteen 13
Jun 27th, 2005
03:18:04 AM
RE: Anti - Bootlegging Promos...
by Ribs
Jun 27th, 2005
05:10:12 AM
Must...not..read...spoiler(s)!
by scrumdiddly
Jun 27th, 2005
06:41:57 AM
I've always wanted to tell Tim Robbins that I loved him in H
by Billy Goat
Jun 27th, 2005
02:58:05 PM
nice to see all the cultists in one place
by sith-vol
Jun 28th, 2005
10:48:58 AM
wow thats nice...
by sith-vol
Jun 28th, 2005
12:20:11 PM
That 9/11 subext in full...
by Planty McPlant
Jun 28th, 2005
02:02:00 PM
Proof that ebert is going senile.
by cherrycola
Jun 29th, 2005
12:59:49 AM
RE: Anti - Bootlegging Promos...
by cherrycola
Jun 29th, 2005
01:05:16 AM
Where has Mr. Spielberg been hiding the last decade?
by schots
Jun 29th, 2005
03:19:13 PM
King Kong Trailers...
by ANGELS-EGG
Jun 29th, 2005
05:42:02 PM
What else is quint gonna say.
by Moonrocks
Jun 29th, 2005
06:29:09 PM
Just saw the movie...
by uberman
Jun 29th, 2005
11:24:00 PM
Saw it too ...
by BonnieSituation
Jun 30th, 2005
01:52:42 AM
Good in the Beginning and then...
by FlickChick
Jun 30th, 2005
07:52:26 AM
Saw the film too...
by Redrockmullet
Jun 30th, 2005
09:57:48 AM
Cameos
by tomokato
Jun 30th, 2005
10:14:27 AM
The ENDING IS THE SAME AS THE ORIGINAL BOOK, PEOPLE. IT IS NOT A
by uberman
Jun 30th, 2005
01:06:35 PM
The Virus/cold aspect....
by ANGELS-EGG
Jun 30th, 2005
03:54:58 PM
Anus?
by Jaws is still #1
Jun 30th, 2005
06:48:10 PM
Every review from this site was completely the opposite of the t
by rajium32
Jul 1st, 2005
12:12:00 PM
i didnt like it. at all.
by Krangelus
Jul 1st, 2005
01:42:27 PM
starfish: anus = mouth
by matersuspiriorum
Jul 2nd, 2005
07:37:33 PM
'there's a freshness to the film that I haven't felt
by Orionsangels
Jul 4th, 2005
12:48:31 AM

by C_wizard
Jul 4th, 2005
03:44:34 AM

by C_wizard
Jul 4th, 2005
03:50:51 AM
I'd take that wager rajium32, along with all the other so ca
by KongMonkey
Jul 5th, 2005
12:57:09 AM

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