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Our First Two Reviews of THE LEGEND OF ZORRO

Hey folks, Harry here... This is a very very early look at this. Most likely the first Test Screening for LEGEND OF ZORRO. Seems to be on its way to being a very fun film with a rough beginning. But then that's what test screening is for, finding the rough bits and ironing them out. Sounds fun though.

Hello all you Ain't it Cool People,

I just got back from a test screening of the new film The Legend of Zorro, starring Antoni Banderas and Catherine Zeta-Jones reprising their roles from the previous film, "The Mask of Zorro." I will spare you from the really big spoilers even though the flick is mostly predictable but fun. The temp track included music from movies like, Aliens, Mask of Zorro, Willow, The Green Mile, Waterworld, The Mummy Returns, and Cutthroat Island.

The Good

The hot blond sitting next to my left in the theater. The Even hotter brunette sitting to my right. The fact that the blond had a PSP and was watching Spider-Man 2 before the movie started. (I have to get myself one of those! The PSP I mean. I'm already married.) Anyway, the movie had two standout performances and neither of them were Banderas or Zeta-Jones. (Although both were excellent and Catherine was stunning as always.) No, the best two characters in the movie were Zorro's kid Joaquin (played by relative newcomer Adrian Alonso) who is a welcome presence and brings an added degree of humor that only a kid can provide and Nick Chinlund is absolutely diabolical as the bad guy and clearly has a great time being bad. Alonso has one great scene towards the end of the whole thing where he realizes something and the look of utter joy that crosses his face is priceless. The second hour is non stop and full of action. The horse makes for some great comic relief. The final fight aboard a runaway train is probably one of the more original action sequences I have seen. The cinematography is beautiful and there is one shot aboard said train involving a horse that I have definitely never seen in a movie ever. The sword play is excellent which is expected for a Zorro movie.

The Bad

While the movie has some great points. The first hour can be described in two words. Fucking Tedious. It was like the filmmakers said, "Let's get the boring shit out of the way in the first hour and cram the action into the last hour when everybody starts to wake up." The action and funny stuff are a very precious few and far between in the first half. I felt there was no sense of urgency until the second half. All the scenes with Rufus Sewell who takes on this terrible French Accent were the biggest offenders. I was half expecting him to say "I am FRENCH! Can you not tell by my OUTRAGEOUS ACCENT?!?!?" Also the opening fight reeks of stupidity especially the fact that there were so many shots of Zorro jumping that he almost looked like Superman flying through the air. I actually found myself somewhat bored by this opening fight which was much better in "Mask of Zorro." Also, Banderas has a drunk scene which is completely out of character for Zorro. And one final nit pick: the green screen work was a little more than obvious.

FINAL ANALYSIS

For the most part, the movie is entertaining. However, the first hour and Rufus Sewell almost kill the flick. If they fix the first hour before final release, it has the potential to be one of the bigger hits of the year. If you post this, call me:

Big Daddy Chingon

And here's another... slightly more negative, but given the rough state of the film, that's to be expected. There's a few spoilers here - so steer clear if ya don't wanna know. Here ya go...

Long time reader, first time writer...

They screened Legend of Zorro in Burbank this evening, and I was lucky enough to be in attendance. It's a work print, 126 min. long, and a lot of the fx (especially the rear-projection work in the climax) will hopefully be fixed, and some of the music was temp (and really well known stuff too, Waterworld, Aliens, etc... quite distracting). As for the movie...

Well, first off, let me state that Mask Of Zorro is my favorite action film of the 1990s and my pick, in terms of pure quality, for the best pure superhero movie ever. In fact, along with Almost Famous, it's one of the two films I show to potential friends and lovers to gauge their taste. You don't have to like Batman, Star Wars, Pulp Fiction, Airplane, etc. But you oughta love those two. Anyway... MINOR spoilers

Is the sequel as good as the original? Not a chance. But is that a bad thing per se? Not really. It's a very different story, not nearly as Campellian, with the classic arctypical elements at play, and thus less iconic. It's simply a really good adventure story which continues the journey of the two main characters (Zorro and Mrs. Zorro) while introducing a few new ones (Zorro's son, a friendly priest, two very cool villians). The new plot (which I won't reveal, since the trailers don't) is actually pretty complicated, and it's not till near the end till we understand where everyone fits into this scheme (minor spoiler - one of the major antagonist forces actually works for the side good, allowing for much shades of grey).

The action is every bit as cleanly and widely shot and easy to follow as you'd expect from Martin Campbell (he even talks about that on the commentary for the first one). There is about as much action as in the first film, but the middle act has more brief bits of action, as opposed to the two long set pieces in the first film between the opening and the climax (interestingly, there is a bit less sword dueling in this film, with more chases, fights, and escapes). This film's terrifically exciting opening set piece, involving a murderous attempt to steal voting ballots, immedietely reminds you what was so darn good about the first one (using the original themes whenever possible doesn't hurt either), while introducing a terrific new villain (a lively, murderous bible-thumping racist, I was thrilled to see him come back after the opening). Other than that, my favorite action scene involves a small scale rescue of a young couple and their child (around 45 min in), it's quite intense because likable, but potentially expendible, characters are in real danger. The eventual main story involves the trouble of balancing being a superhero to a city, and being a superhero to your own wife and child, and outside forces that complicate that even further. Without going into details, it provides a nice dramatic arc for the whole Zorro family (though not nearly as pathos-filled as the first film's sense of bitter loss and sorrow), with ample amounts of comedy (Bandaras is drunk alot in middle fourth, and he's as funny as expected) and the requisite buckling of swash. In the end all is resolved, a logical evil plot is foiled (it's not as ingenious as the scheme from the first film, but it again takes advantage of outside forces and real historical events), and all is set for the next adventure (hopefully in sooner than 7 years though).

Again, I didn't enjoy this one quite as much as the first (if Mask was an A+, this is a B+/A-), but I give the film credit for not retelling the first film in different locations. It's a quirkier, more low-key plot, with much less brooding, and less grand superhero themes. The child of Bandaras and Jones is slightly annoying, but he does have an arc and a role to play (one scene involving school house hijinks should be cut, the rest is ok). I'm sure I'll enjoy it more once the music is in place, as it really was distracting to be figuratively tapping my toes to the Zorro theme, then have the music jarringly cut into Waterworld. And the rear projection isn't finished yet, so the climax will look better in October (at least I hope it's not finished, I didn't have the heart to ask Mr. Campell outside the theatre). Oh, and a major cheap fakeout involving the alleged death of a major ally is really terrible, to the point where I was annoyed for several minutes. Note to Campbell and Co... either kill him off for real and just knock him out, don't pull that junk. Regardless of my qualms, I had a blast watching it and I look forward to seeing the finished cut in October. It's not a classic like the first film, but it's a darn good adventure movie and well worth looking forward to.

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