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Our First Review of FANTASTIC FOUR...

Hey folks, Harry here. Just got out of LAND OF THE DEAD, which was just a pure joy. So far, I've had a great time with REVENGE OF THE SITH, MR & MRS SMITH, KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, BATMAN BEGINS and now LAND OF THE DEAD. I'm anticipating greatness from WAR OF THE WORLDS. In their own light amusing ways, I enjoyed MADAGASCAR and BEWITCHED... but ya know, I'd absolutely love to eat crow on this whole FANTASTIC FOUR thing. It was my favorite Marvel comic. But check this review out. To me it is among the worst sort of reviews. 5/10 - straight up mediocre. The good points and bad points. And Ryan here seemed to enjoy it while in the theater, but is saying he's disliking the film the more he thinks about it. Here ya go...

Hey Harry,

Ryan here from Mukmouth.com

caught a media screening of Fantastic Four last sunday here in New Zealand so I thought I send you a review. I didn't hate the film, but there too much crap stuff in the film to actually like it, and to be honest the more I sit down and talk about it with others that saw it, I begin to dislike it even more, so I had to write a review before my opinion completely changed.

I had such high hopes for this film, right up until the day I saw it. What a fool!

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FANTASITC FOUR REVIEW

5/10

With the X Men and Spiderman movies proving that superhero films can be extremely good, it's a real shame that Fantastic Four is a step backwards for the genre.

Don't get me wrong, there's a lot to like about the Fan 4, but unfortunately, there's even more to dislike! The reason X Men, Spiderman and even the new Batman film work so well is the studios treat them with respect by hiring top directors like Bryan Singer, Sam Raimi and Chris Nolan and actually casting good actors for the iconic roles, shock horror!

It's weird, but it seems like Fox totally forgot that they were the ones who have raised the bar and went against everything they did right with X Men and Spiderman. Gone is the visionary director and in their place, Tim Story, who without being too harsh, is merely......your generic director for hire, someone who is extremely capable of standing behind a camera and yelling "action" but has no real vision, sure Barbershop was a fairly good movie, but it's in no way a great stepping stone to move on to a mega budget superhero film.

This, I'm assuming, is why Fantastic Four feels very much like an extended episode of Charmed with great special effects. The best shots in the film are the ones that are completely computer generated eg, city shots and zooms, and that's thanks to the effects team not the director.

As for the cast, well.....they're not too bad, Michael Chiklis (TV's The Shield) does justice to Ben Grimm/The Thing but unfortunately this is one time that I wish they had used 100% CG for a character rather than a rubber suit, as it clearly looks like a rubber suit, not rock like it should!

Jessica Alba, who will never be known for her amazing acting abilities, does an adequate job as Sue Storm/Invisible Girl and Ioan Gruffud (last seen as King Arthur) is ok though completely underused, the standout however is Chris Evans who does a wicked job as Johnny Storm/Human Torch, he seems the most comfortable in his role and just has fun with it, which makes the cheesy dialogue seem acceptable.

I know it seems like I hated the film, but that's not true at all, so now that I've got all the poo-pooing out of my system, lets look at the good bits. The effects and action for the most part are great, (apart from The Thing looking a little rubbery at times) the Human Torch flame effects are outstanding and are the highlight of the film, it's just a shame you don’t get to seem them all that often, but when you do, it's very cool! The film benefits from having a fairly interesting origin story. It's cool to see a bunch of characters getting their superpowers and all dealing with them in their own way eg, Johnny Storm embracing his flaming abilities and loving the superhero idea to Ben Grimm/The Thing dealing with the burden of being covered in rock and looking, to most, like a monster. It makes you realise that we haven't really seen that in a superhero film before. Also, I have to mention, Julian McMahon, best known as the womanising Christian on TV's Nip/Tuck, does a surprisingly good job as the movie's main villain Victor Von Doom aka Dr Doom.

All in all the film suffers from a weak script and lackluster directing and is only slightly redeemed by it's few impressive action scenes and some nice effects. It's hard to believe that visionary directors such as Steven Sodebergh and Peyton Reed were once attached to direct, hmmm, what went wrong.

Cheers

Ryan - www.mukmouth.com

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I expect more bad reviews
by Thirteen 13
Jun 22nd, 2005
01:31:09 AM
First? big deal
by RJ MacReady
Jun 22nd, 2005
01:31:55 AM
THIRD!
by MyNameDoesn'tFit
Jun 22nd, 2005
01:34:24 AM
the fantastic first
by nolan bautista
Jun 22nd, 2005
01:34:34 AM
..blast!!..
by nolan bautista
Jun 22nd, 2005
01:36:36 AM
Umm, where is the review?
by El_Barstardo
Jun 22nd, 2005
01:39:15 AM
Hmn, as much as I love to see a negative review of the futile f
by Anla'shok
Jun 22nd, 2005
01:41:31 AM
What A Shock.
by RedFive
Jun 22nd, 2005
01:45:44 AM
uhhh.......FAKE REVIEW...(not that the movie will actually be go
by Monkeybrains
Jun 22nd, 2005
01:52:23 AM
AINT IT COOL FILM FESTIVAL?
by snakecharmer
Jun 22nd, 2005
02:01:50 AM
Why will this suck?
by zekmoe
Jun 22nd, 2005
02:05:09 AM
cool
by antonphd
Jun 22nd, 2005
02:06:54 AM
"Hulk is by far the best after multiple viewings"
by El_Barstardo
Jun 22nd, 2005
02:17:24 AM
Sony did Spiderman
by Praetor
Jun 22nd, 2005
02:24:34 AM
Hispanic women who dye their hair look like hookers
by El Vale
Jun 22nd, 2005
02:26:28 AM
Yeah, thought so...
by kintar0
Jun 22nd, 2005
02:32:49 AM
and Ioan Gruffud or whatever...
by kintar0
Jun 22nd, 2005
02:45:50 AM
This will stink so bad, Roger Corman's Fantastic Four movie
by kwerky
Jun 22nd, 2005
02:47:47 AM
you call that a negative review? You ain't seen nothing yet!
by frankenchr1st
Jun 22nd, 2005
02:51:06 AM
"They went up normal, they came back... crappy"
by Heckles
Jun 22nd, 2005
02:52:38 AM
Speaking of Mr and Mrs Smith and Batman Begins...
by Anla'shok
Jun 22nd, 2005
02:52:57 AM
"It's" and "its"
by jackburton2003
Jun 22nd, 2005
02:56:32 AM
Well...
by LUZER
Jun 22nd, 2005
02:56:49 AM
Anti-Plant! A phoney negative review for a change.
by FrankDrebin
Jun 22nd, 2005
03:01:03 AM
Bad Review? Badly Written Review more like!
by The Equalizer
Jun 22nd, 2005
03:07:43 AM
"Batman Begins" was good because they waited until the end of th
by FrankDrebin
Jun 22nd, 2005
03:10:00 AM
the human torch was today denied a bankloan
by banthafodderUK
Jun 22nd, 2005
03:39:17 AM
LMAO
by GiftedInThePants
Jun 22nd, 2005
03:53:14 AM

by Sword23
Jun 22nd, 2005
03:54:01 AM
So all of a sudden Peyton Reed's a visionary?
by Ribbons
Jun 22nd, 2005
03:54:49 AM
I'm not surprised that harry would find a bad review and pos
by The Founder
Jun 22nd, 2005
03:56:18 AM
snakecharmer
by Prior Walter
Jun 22nd, 2005
03:56:57 AM
You want mutants? Rubber Johnny is out on DVD.
by Trevor Goodchild
Jun 22nd, 2005
04:00:39 AM
Nothing worse than mediocre.
by Trevor Goodchild
Jun 22nd, 2005
04:02:56 AM
The suit is blatently rubber.
by Trevor Goodchild
Jun 22nd, 2005
04:07:02 AM
All you haters take not and READ RIBBONS post, cause he/she is t
by The Founder
Jun 22nd, 2005
04:07:45 AM
Oh and...
by Ribbons
Jun 22nd, 2005
04:11:56 AM
Just have to wait 8 years for Fantastic Four Begins.
by Trevor Goodchild
Jun 22nd, 2005
04:19:41 AM
Great review! Er, except for the total lack of anything even rem
by Lone Fox
Jun 22nd, 2005
04:41:20 AM
"The Thing dealing with the burden of being covered in rock and
by blotter
Jun 22nd, 2005
04:57:50 AM
Seen the trailers ...
by TrustTyler
Jun 22nd, 2005
05:26:32 AM
Casting is the main problem I see
by ellid
Jun 22nd, 2005
05:54:32 AM
Peyton Reed may not necessarily be visionary
by Gheorghe Zamfir
Jun 22nd, 2005
06:07:42 AM
this is a fuckin g review? where are the details? where is the m
by Spacesheik
Jun 22nd, 2005
06:34:01 AM
SEX!
by Darth Kong
Jun 22nd, 2005
06:37:48 AM
Mr. & Mrs. Smith...
by Kid Z
Jun 22nd, 2005
07:30:17 AM
I'm 3/4 of the way through the Peter David FF novelization a
by SpyGuy
Jun 22nd, 2005
07:54:42 AM
Claymation
by groovychainsaw
Jun 22nd, 2005
08:51:58 AM
Maybe it's because I'm merely a casual fan of the FF, bu
by JamesURLJonez
Jun 22nd, 2005
09:23:43 AM
Fox didn't raise the bar with Spider-man, that was Columbia.
by matthooper8
Jun 22nd, 2005
09:31:36 AM
Marvel's jumped the shark
by Film Whisperer
Jun 22nd, 2005
09:44:33 AM
I'm sure this site will be flooded with mixed reviews.
by Devil'sOwn
Jun 22nd, 2005
10:00:37 AM
Like matter, there exist in the universe anti-matter...
by Lost Skeleton
Jun 22nd, 2005
10:02:06 AM
It's Not Supposed To Be Shakespeare...
by NeoAngelus
Jun 22nd, 2005
10:03:28 AM
Steven Sodebergh and Peyton Reed visionary directors???!!!
by tHEmOOG
Jun 22nd, 2005
10:05:38 AM
First of all...
by Childe Roland
Jun 22nd, 2005
10:49:09 AM
Aintitcool sinks to another low....
by Hiredhelp
Jun 22nd, 2005
10:55:31 AM
Please - this site used to be good!
by jonwes
Jun 22nd, 2005
10:58:43 AM
Whoops - One mistake.
by jonwes
Jun 22nd, 2005
11:02:08 AM
IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME
by Devil'sOwn
Jun 22nd, 2005
11:15:24 AM
An extended episode of Charmed??? That sounds bad.
by Batutta
Jun 22nd, 2005
11:16:06 AM
AICN are so biased
by The_Iceman2288
Jun 22nd, 2005
11:36:52 AM
Gee, Batutta, you're right.
by Devil'sOwn
Jun 22nd, 2005
11:49:34 AM
fake fucking reveiw
by Bulldoggie
Jun 22nd, 2005
11:56:35 AM
WORST REVIEW EVER!!!!
by lofe101
Jun 22nd, 2005
11:56:40 AM
here's the link!
by Bulldoggie
Jun 22nd, 2005
12:01:52 PM
This Site Has ZERO Credibility
by Lightning
Jun 22nd, 2005
12:25:26 PM
Isn't it obvious?
by Doc_Strange
Jun 22nd, 2005
12:28:39 PM
This movie is going to suck
by Doc_McCoy
Jun 22nd, 2005
12:40:24 PM
Hold on.......
by themanlikedave
Jun 22nd, 2005
12:41:15 PM
"Apart from maybe gang rape by HIV ridden midgets dressed as Hit
by MaguaSynfield
Jun 22nd, 2005
01:52:52 PM
Lightning-
by Devil'sOwn
Jun 22nd, 2005
02:02:25 PM
Directors AREN'T writers.
by jonwes
Jun 22nd, 2005
02:02:36 PM
Adam West reviews Batman Begins!!!
by goonie
Jun 22nd, 2005
02:16:55 PM
"Directors AREN'T writers"
by MaguaSynfield
Jun 22nd, 2005
02:21:24 PM
Sorry Nintendo... but...
by jonwes
Jun 22nd, 2005
02:21:42 PM
I "like" the "way" Nintendo...
by Childe Roland
Jun 22nd, 2005
02:30:02 PM
DevilsOwn...
by Lightning
Jun 22nd, 2005
02:46:20 PM
Not a big deal to me.
by mrfan
Jun 22nd, 2005
03:15:27 PM
That was a great review. NOT!
by Captain Zero
Jun 22nd, 2005
03:19:09 PM
JamesURLJones
by Ribbons
Jun 22nd, 2005
03:21:07 PM
hmmm...
by occams_razor
Jun 22nd, 2005
03:24:35 PM

by klag
Jun 22nd, 2005
03:27:07 PM
bollocks
by klag
Jun 22nd, 2005
03:28:57 PM
WELCOME TO THE PARTY, PAL!
by Devil'sOwn
Jun 22nd, 2005
04:03:59 PM
Thanks Devil'sOwn...
by Lightning
Jun 22nd, 2005
04:36:51 PM
By The Way...
by Lightning
Jun 22nd, 2005
04:47:48 PM
PISSING AND MOANING.....WHAT A SURPRISE!
by Animatorguy
Jun 22nd, 2005
05:18:47 PM
This coming from a non FF fan...
by Ribs
Jun 22nd, 2005
05:44:23 PM
Fan4Film
by RAProds
Jun 22nd, 2005
05:45:35 PM
FF Should Have Been Done In INCREDIBLES Format
by Roboteer
Jun 22nd, 2005
05:53:23 PM
Film reviews from the suits with a view
by old_school_pro
Jun 22nd, 2005
06:35:11 PM
Gee...most of what animatlorguy says is also in the book. Big su
by mrfan
Jun 22nd, 2005
06:48:48 PM
old-school-pro...
by Hiredhelp
Jun 22nd, 2005
06:59:28 PM
animatorguy
by Bulldoggie
Jun 22nd, 2005
07:39:40 PM
Glad they pushed it to July 8th.
by mrfan
Jun 22nd, 2005
07:57:10 PM
I don't trust anywhere that spews THAT much vitriol for a fi
by Terry_1978
Jun 22nd, 2005
08:02:52 PM
Shuperherohype?
by Bulldoggie
Jun 22nd, 2005
08:23:52 PM
The movie is bad? No shit...
by AlwaysThere
Jun 22nd, 2005
08:35:01 PM
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink
by old_school_pro
Jun 22nd, 2005
08:37:03 PM
Well, if the quality of reviews were any higher at this site...
by Devil'sOwn
Jun 22nd, 2005
08:42:54 PM
I know, I know...!
by Devil'sOwn
Jun 22nd, 2005
08:54:04 PM
Bring It On!
by RetroActive
Jun 22nd, 2005
09:05:21 PM
visionary...or hack?
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Jun 22nd, 2005
09:51:03 PM
old_school_pro: According To Your Logic...
by Lightning
Jun 22nd, 2005
10:10:24 PM
Stop Being "The Impressionables"--and make up your own minds!
by Lightning
Jun 22nd, 2005
10:22:41 PM
Bulldoggie
by Animatorguy
Jun 22nd, 2005
10:56:19 PM
Between Jessica Alba and the cast of FX...
by RezE11even
Jun 22nd, 2005
11:01:18 PM
animatorguy
by Bulldoggie
Jun 22nd, 2005
11:10:27 PM
old_school_pro....
by Hiredhelp
Jun 22nd, 2005
11:45:25 PM
Animatorguy: Just Stop--You're Fired.
by Lightning
Jun 23rd, 2005
12:11:33 AM
You all need to calm down. someone mentioned that FOx is dumping
by The Founder
Jun 23rd, 2005
01:00:40 AM
Fox is dumping the marketing...
by El_Barstardo
Jun 23rd, 2005
01:33:29 AM
Yeah
by Ribbons
Jun 23rd, 2005
03:03:39 AM
What I love about talkbacks
by TrustTyler
Jun 23rd, 2005
03:56:57 AM
TrustTyler
by Ribbons
Jun 23rd, 2005
04:58:32 AM
Ummm ...
by TrustTyler
Jun 23rd, 2005
06:16:34 AM
Mr. Fantastic....
by Ribs
Jun 23rd, 2005
04:18:46 PM
FANTASTIC FOUR MOVIE REVIEW
by Archangel25
Jun 24th, 2005
06:32:49 AM

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