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Who's cuter' Orlando Bloom or Kirsten Dunst' Check out the ELIZABETHTOWN poster and decide!
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with the poster for Cameron Crowe's upcoming ELIZABETHTOWN, which was first presented by the good folks over at Latino Review. ELIZABETHTOWN is one of my most anticipated flicks of the year. Crowe's ALMOST FAMOUS was my favorite flick the year it came out and still stands as one of the most touching and personally involving films I have ever seen. Granted, as a young man who started writing about film and interviewing celebrities at the age of 14 I had a rather unique experience with the film, but Crowe has not failed me yet. I haven't read the script, I haven't seen any footage, so this is all on faith. I can say I really like the poster. It reminds me a bit of the LOST IN TRANSLATION Bill Murray poster in terms of one image of an actor (in this case, two actors) showing everything we need to know about the character(s) on the poster. Body language, eyes, clothing... Says what we need to know. I can't wait for this one! Check out the poster below!
Hey folks, Harry here... Quint beat me to posting the above poster... but unlike him, I have seen close to 20 minutes of the film. Just select scenes from here or there. There's something just uncanny about the way Orlando Bloom holds himself in the footage. It reminds me of a young Jack Lemmon... You can't see it in the poster really... but in the footage, well it was there - mainly in his eyes and the way he shrugs a smirk into a smile. To me, this is the film that shows us if Orlando Bloom can be a star. For basically the first time, he doesn't have a horse, a sword or a bow. His ears are not pointy and he doesn't have 100,000 pixely people backing him up in battle. Here he's just an incredibly bright and talented man slapped with failure at a gargantuan level. That urn in his lap there... that's his dad. Kirsten is just a flirtatious flight attendent that... well, she's that amazing miracle that happens upon your life when you're scrapping a sewer for a dime. She's a quirky mysteriously odd bit of whimsy, she's a bucket of smiles and a pair of sympathetic eyes. She sees more than he could possibly guess. This will be amongst the very best films of the year. You'll see.
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sweet
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Seriously gay.
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I've always wanted to say that.
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and now fourth, too.
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and this will definetly suck
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is where i want to blow my load..
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Duh.
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christ, quint...that's sad....just sad...time for you to sit with me and ride out the shame with some of what I'm drinking....And thus, have a new liver lined up! - - - George, The 7th Chicken!!!!
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...since she was apparently smashed during the whole shoot.
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Now with richer, less Hebrew people! Also, getting to inteview celebrities makes you special. Nothing is more magical than sitting in on a junket, I'll tell you what.
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A "young Jack Lemmon"? C'mon, dude. Get a fucking grip. Someone got a nice big muffin basket of swag from Cameron Crowe.
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Hmm, let me guess. Guy begrudgingly goes back to his hometown, hangs with friends/family he no longer has anything in common with, and then, against all odds, he falls in love with a fellow damaged soul. The latest incarnation was called Garden State.
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In other words, sounds like the perfect girl, but she DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST. You will NEVER find that.
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I think she's pretty hot , big boobs , real slim and a nice different look about her..yummy.
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Jun 20, 2005 3:23:58 PM CDT
In other news, Jack Lemmon just rolled over in his grave.
by garbageman33
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But it was close, I almost gave it to Orlando
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Now that Star Wars and Batman have come and gone, THIS is the most anticipated movie of the year. Well, okay, maybe it's just a little shy of Serenity and Kong, but come on! Cameron Crowe makes new movie, I'm first in line.
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This orlando guys needs to disappear ASAP.
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Jun 20, 2005 3:43:24 PM CDT
"something just uncanny about the way Orlando Bloom holds himsel
by so sorry
you hear that? that's the sound of a thousand gay men sighing with glee!
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...but I really am. I think it looks somewhat refreshing in a sea of epics and special effects productions.
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Jun 20, 2005 3:49:34 PM CDT
Through the Magic of Crystal Meth We Can Deduce that...
by zombiesolutions
both are fuckable. BUT, only one will conjure feelings of guilt, remorse, and confusion as we queue up the following day at the STD clinic. the other will have us smirking smugly as we contemplate the joy of having vigorously fucked a superhero's girlfriend into a quivering, squealing frenzy.
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Jun 20, 2005 3:50:41 PM CDT
Hey, it's a movie about two lesbians. Dunst is the lipstick
by johnnytremaine
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That's just so funny
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Jun 20, 2005 3:56:27 PM CDT
Kirsten is cuter than Bloom, but that blonde elf chick in Lord o
by big bad clone
she can grab my arrow any...wha? That chick is that dude? This is worse than that time I married that middle Hanson kid and found out he was a guy on wedding night.
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Kristen Dunst offends the senses. It was really a trick question; Bloom is just more feminine in every way. Well played, Legolas. Well played indeed.
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She's cute if she's the girl that sits next to you in class or that girl that works at McDonalds. For a "movie star"... nah.
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But they all flop and fail.
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That horse in the painting is cuter than either of them.
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Jun 20, 2005 4:33:56 PM CDT
Jesus God, either that poster is airbrushed or Kirsten's gon
by filker-tom
Kate Moss has got more meat on her. Look at those legs. My god, get the girl a couple o' Hoagies.
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"It seems every movie is Bloom's chance to show he's a star...
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HOW?!?!?
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Lost in Translation, Garden State, and the Fantastic Four all come to mind immediately.
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Geeze, when did everybody get so fucking holier-than-thou? I reckon with no new Star Wars y'all just have no purpose. Personally, I'm really looking forward to Cameron's latest pic...Alomst Famous totally fucking ruled for so many reasons, as did Say Anything, Fast Times (technically not his...but close enough for me), only Vanilla Sky left me a little cold. I lived with a girl from Elizabethtown (Kentucky...in case you didn't figure that one out already) and the town is truley full of characters. It's about 45 miles SW of Louisville, fairly close to Fort Knox. I remember when Cameron & crew came to shoot and was pissed that the day of "extras-shooting" I was tied up at work. Still, this is only help to make the summer of Aught-5 to be the best one in years. So lighten up you guys...you know you'd do Kirsten in a New York Minute. Deny it, punk! www.cinematreasures.org
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The four previously mentioned movies would have been huge hits regardless. The fact that they featured an actor with all the charisma of a spiral notebook is completely irrelevant.
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. . . in Pirates of the Carribean & Kingdom of Heaven, but shouldn't THOSE still have been the films that showed us he could be a star? I think so. And he still hasn't shown that he can be anything but a talking mannequin and every 11 year old girl's pretty boy favorite. Has anyone stopped to think, "What if Orlando Bloom had his present day fame back when I first found out he was cast as Legolas?"
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Sheesh, no one's seen a single frame of this movie yet except Harry and already people are ripping on it. Bloom's no Jack Lemmon but I'm confident Crowe can get a good performance out of him.
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So of course you will get a bunch of ugly , broke losers with no life bagging on the rich and famous and acting like they are somehow smarter and above them..the internet is the only place where anyone will listen to crap like this..in the real world people like Kirsten wouldn't fuck any of these guys if they were the last male on earth....yet here they act like their the rich ones with the great life and Orlando and Kirsten are 2 dirtbag no talent losers..thats why most of the talkbackers should just shut up and die..
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Would you have preferred Ashton Kutcher?
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Lets see a sex scene between them. Better yet, let us see Kirsten getting pounded by Bloom and Depp together. THAT's worth $8 at the cineplex.
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Black Hawk Down. But that's been about it. I'd say -- working with Crowe? -- this is his chance. Crowe is sort of like Soderbergh; if anyone's going to coax an actual performance out of you, it's someone like that.
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Jun 20, 2005 5:04:44 PM CDT
I delcare this to be stupid posting on AICN of the week!
by studioplant69
Of course it's Monday and AICN is bound to do something stupid any minute...
Jude Law looks really wierd in that picture too...wait a minute that's not Jude, it's Orlando Jones, no that's that guy from MadTV, no it's Osmosis Jones, nope crappy cartoon, Star Jones? Orlando Florida? Orgazmo Jones and the Temple of Doom?
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That's not a criticism of this movie, it's just my opinion of this one sheet. It's actually a neat poster. They can't all be about 'splosions, boys.
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Kristin looks hammered - get in there, Orlando
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I used to hit that before she was famous.
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There's a Elizabethtown in NC, too. It's where my dear ol' pappy is from and all my otha relatives as well, suh. I can guaran-damn-tee you nobody looks that good in THAT Elizabethtown.
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When are they going to start making movies with people that weigh over 300 pounds? You know, the average person, haha
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Sorry about the previous one everyone, i screwed up. No Way!!!!! Some of you people who are dissing Orlando or the movie have absolutely NO IDEA what you are talking about. You obviously have never watched any of his movies. And you obviously know nothing about him. I wouldn't be surprised if that poster was the first time you saw him!!!!! You have no idea what he's gone through, how sweet of a person he is, and how good of an actor he is. You peoples favorite actor is probably that kid from Napolean Dinomite, one of the stupidest movies in the world, by the way. You just dont get it. Sickening.
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Because he had two lines and fell out of a helicopter and smashed into the ground. He can't act and Kingdom of Heaven proved that.
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Interesting you'd say that. Well, not really, but here's a sort of response. Last I heard, Alfonso Cuaron, "the Harry Potter guy" and the guy who co-wrote and directed 'Y Tu Mama Tambien,' is attached to direct an adaptation of the book 'A Memory of Running' which, if memory serves (no pun intended), is about a big huge fat person. Little Buffalo Bill reference for ya right there.
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...Kylee.
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Knowing what he's gone through??? Bashing Bloom brought me no satisfaction til you chimed in. Do your write letters to Entertainment Weekly by any chance?
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You people who were saying this is like garden state? It must be better because it has orlando in it. And besides, this movie had been created WAAAAAAY before Garden State was ever a small idea in the corner of the creators mind. So Garden State was a copy of Elizabethtown, not the other way around. Just because it came out first doesnt mean that it was created first. Garden State probably didn't take very long to make because it was much crappier than Elizabethtown. You people should really get your facts straight. Geez.
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You people PISS ME OFF. I think i'm going to stop reading now so i dont get anymore pissed off. And you people taliking about banging have seriously sick, sick minds. Infact, i dont think you have brains at all cuz if you did, you wouldn't have said all the things that you did. (Remember, this is for everyone who didn't say Orlando was the best, so you people that did say that he was the best are some of the smartest and best people on the face of the earth.) Oh my god, how much worse can it get? *Hysterical screaming* *Huge sigh* They'll never learn.
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Thank you to those of you who just backed me up. And lol, no i am not a coumnist
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I think it would be good if you fell out of a plain and broke your back, which was what actually happened.
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He JUST about pulled it off in Pirates, and only because, with Depp on the scene, there was no need for Bloom to play anything other than one dimensional pretty boy. As a lead he lacks charisma. The sooner casting directors realise this, the better. Although it looks like it's gonna take a while before they consider anything other than his looks and 'pretty boy' fanbase.
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Why, is there someone like me who has written letters to Entertainment weekly?
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I actually think I'm in love with Kirsten Dunst, if that's possible considering I've never met her and only seen her in like 5 movies. Fuck...her...*drools*...
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Ummm... WHAT? JUST about? Johnny was definitely NOT the star of POTC. You know why directors cast him? Because they know it will get a ton of money because PEOPLE WANT TO SEE HIM!!!!! KOH pulled in 21 mil in just the first day!!!!! And hes not a freakin 'pretty boy'. You want to know a 'pretty boy'? Adam Brody is a pretty boy. Orly is just sexy, thats all.
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Im leaving now, ive had enough of your crap. You can say anything you want, i dont care. Maybe i'll come back later and fight some more.
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Last thing. You should say Bloom isn't JUST a lead. Because he's more. Now i'm gone. Sianara, suckers.
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Jun 20, 2005 6:34:13 PM CDT
Any red blooded male who looks forward to a Cameron Crowe flick.
by bigjeffrey
should have his testicles removed and presented to one of those hardcore dykes who'd make better use of them. Oh, and if Orlando Bloom is an actor then so am I!!! Screaming girls aged between 14 and 19 is why Orlando Bloom has a career! The boy is woodier than a carpenter's workbench and hopefully another performance like the one in LOTR, TROY and KOH will be the end of him.
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Does AICN ever break any news stories not involving comic book movies?
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She's still the cutest, but I have to have the breasts back.
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Orlando Bloom is the hottest. He ia also a good actor. He is the hottest guy actor.
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I speak for every rational hetero-sexual male with a healthy dose of self-esteem...That bitch is Coyote Ugly! I'm still trying to erase the image of her closeup during that scene in Spiderman 2 right before Doc Ock threw that car throught the window. In fact, that was a merciful cockblock. You'd think with all the money she has she'd get her teeth fixed.
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...while Kirsten is merely...blonde. No contest. And get a clue, fanboys -- Orlando's appeal is mostly to heterosexual (and some lesbian) women (much as you'd like to think he's pandering to gay men). Orlando may not be a great actor, but then again, neither is Tom Cruise, and Patrick Fugit was a green kid, and Crowe managed to elicit great performances from both of them (Jerry Maguire, Almost Famous). Crowe also knows if raw acting material will pan out -- after all, he fired Ashton Kutcher for being a piss-poor actor and had Bloom take over the lead role in this film. Malign Orlando to your hearts' content, boys, but the little girls understand.
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Jun 20, 2005 8:15:46 PM CDT
Orlando Bloom is the sexiest tomboy beanpole on the planet
by bob of the shire
Somebody had to do it.
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And I still maintain my indifference to Kirsten Dunst.
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Yeah, but I bet you've got a puddle of drool collecting in your lap for whatshername Alba, the Thankfully Invisible Girl. She seems to be AICN's Ordinary-Looking Plastic Surgery Victim Du Jour. Y'all are entitled to your opinions- just barely- but bear in mind that Kirsten Dunst AND Orlando Bloom get paid millions of dollars to appear in movies *because lots of people find them attractive*, while you guys... well, maybe post your pictures online, and we'll all tell you what we think, but I'm betting they ask you to face the rear of the Burger Hut while you operate the fry basket, so you don't frighten the paying customers.
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One thing's for sure. He's a lot more believable as slightly foppish metrosexual than as a "warrior." I really believe that I could kick his ass inside of 10 seconds.
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Jun 20, 2005 9:42:15 PM CDT
"Orlando may not be a great actor, but then again, neither is To
by performingmonkey
OK, I have no extra special love for Cruise, but I have yet to see him put in a shit performance in a movie. Granted, there are some where he kind of Cruises along with little effort, but he's mostly solid, and at least he has SOMETHING, unlike Bloom, who probably couldn't even get a part in a TV show if he auditioned. It's just the media blitz around him.
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I liked Vanilla Sky.
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Click the link below and then -- if your keyboard hasn't suddenly gotten too sticky -- write back and tell me she's not hot. Go ahead. I'll wait.
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I challenge you to post 15 stories in a row on movies like this, that don't have guns, robots, swords, capes or magic comic strip x-men powers. I believe by the 4th or 5th story some of these talkbackers will run around their apartments shitting themselves like a dog on the 4th of July. And then hopefully somewhere around number 12 theye'll start chewing their own arms off. There is no way to really know for sure this will work unless you have the courage to pull the trigger on this one. And I think you do. By the way, funniest post of the day is the kid who said this was "gay gay gay." Yeah that's right, nothing more homosexual than a picture of a man and a woman sitting together.
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Brundlefly would look cute sitting next to Kirsten Dunst! If I ever venture into show business, I want her publicist and her agent. They have Hollywood and the public at large bamboozled into thinking she's a glamorous sex kitten. I hate to tell you folks this, but the Emperor has NO CLOTHES!
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ok this is boring... people fighting all over the place... I'm not complaining about Bloom being the lead... after all he is the best from the mediocrity of young actors of our days... and you can't say he's not better than Ashton Kutcher, besides Dunst is a decent actress, not too great but ok enough to entertain for a while... I guess this film will be cool... after all... it's a Cameron Crowe film.
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I just hope Orli can pull off an American accent a la Tim Roth or Christian Bale... not crappy like Minnie Driver in Grosse Pointe Blank.
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shows what you can do with the right airbrushing technology. i personally don't like my women with pencil like legs and no booty, but however, i have to say that Dunst's face in that picture was much better than normal. they should have just pasted that over every entire scene she was in.
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i mean seriously... goddamn. her face was literally sagging in Spiderman 2.
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That was my first response when Garden STate came out: Isn't this the same story as the Cameron Crowe movie? No doubt, the sensibilities will be different. But I'm getting a little tired of the quirky girlfriend who has the right amount of oddness and compassion to bring a guy out of his depression. The only time I've seen it work was in ETERNAL SUNSHINE. As for Orlando Bloom, the guy's a mediocre talent at best. The whole time watching KINGDOM OF HEAVEN I kept giggling over how prescient Chris Rock's line was: "If you can't get Russell Crowe, wait!" And Kirsten: That linked picture was from years ago (around Crazy/Beautiful , I believe) and she was hot stuff then. Her bod still looks good. The legs are kicking. But something's gone wrong with the face, and not just because of bad photography in SPIDERMAN 2. She just looks pale and odd these days. Maybe its too much partying.
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Jun 20, 2005 11:56:23 PM CDT
Wow, so you mean fat people do exist as heroes in movies?
by orionsangels
I thought only matt damon type guys were heroes, haha
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"It's a heck of a place to find yourself"? One of the blandest, most pussified tag lines I've ever heard. For a Cameron Crowe flick I'd expect something more creative. At the very least, something that didn't blatantly rip off Deadwood season one (A hell of a place to make your fortune). Oh, and take a long hard look at Orlando's vacant stare on the poster, because that's the furthest extent of his acting ability. He's the Keanu Reeves of the new millenium.
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There's nothing worse than British people who think they can do convincing southern accents, and Orlando Bloom is going to be the worst.
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Jun 21, 2005 1:08:55 AM CDT
I saw that clip from Garden State on the MTV Movie Awards as I w
by kintar0
You know the part where he's thanking his dad for something or whatever? Yeah, I refuse to watch that movie now. I was almost going to do it, everybody was saying how great it was, then I saw that clip. And the clip where Natalie Portman does that retarded person dance. Fuck that shit. I loved, LOVED Kylee's posts. She THE quintessential poster. The metatalkbacker.
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Leave it to Harry to follow up a relatively sane yet very positive and somewhat coherent comment by Quint with one of his patented over-hyperbolizing, sperm-blasting overstatements.
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I'm not kidding. I have never known of a worse script getting finance. 'Good luck with your infinite abyss'??? ...Please. If this ElizabethTown thing is even half as bad then it's something I hope to avoid.
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I once heard Cameron Crowe described as being like the guy at the party who tries to impress everyone by putting on some obscure indie cd... and then the first track they play is the single. ...Which I think sums it up quite nicely.
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I think he's pretty hot, big cock, real slim and a nice different look about him..yummy.
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http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/d/kirstendunst/photos/005.jpg
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And no offence, Bloom is OK but don't mention him in the same sentence as Lemmon, eh?
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http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/d/kirstendunst/photos/003.jpg This is one is frightening! Why didn't they airbrush out that crusty zit next to her nose? They airbrushed the shit out of Conan's favorite one. I'd not hit that, thank you very much. She's whack.
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'Pimp daddy' Conan signing out... Cheers.
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I always think Orlando looks like Takeshi Kaneshiro's ugly cousin.
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I think that Orlando Bloom will someday prove himself to be a good actor, lead or not. He was great in Calcium Kid, and that role didn't have any swords, horses or pointy ears... And by the way, everyone in Black Hawk Down sucked, except for Eric Bana. It was a rotten movie.
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Fuck Batman Begins. It sucked. There's my review. No Batman Begins Talkback #2 my ass.
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"Granted, as a young man who started writing about film and interviewing celebrities at the age of 14"... which only goes to show once again that there is one thing in particular that all the main contributors to this site really really really like to write about: themselves.
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I agree with the Early Jack Lemmon comment. I did read the script for Elizabethtown, and I have some correlation to relay. Before he filmed Elizabethtown, Orlando was persuaded by Cameron Crowe to watch The Apartment. I have also seen The Apartment recently. I can imagine Jack Lemmon, in The Apartment, as almost an example of what Cameron would want Drew Baylor to be like.
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Incidentally, YouIn, that was the funniest post I've read in a loooong time. Thanks!
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Yeah, nooobody here would hit that because she's not hot enough. Lying mother fuckers. And btw, Garden State was one of the better movies of last year. Braff did a great job of directing, writing, and starring in his first movie! 99.9% of us haven't even had the chance to do even one of those jobs. It is a very long drop from whatever high horse some of you are on. I think Batman will hold up well through word of mouth and overseas. It will make a profit although not a huge one. I took the girl to see it yesterday after work ( a dreaded Monday mind you) and the theater was 3/4 full.
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I realize many talkbackers on this thread find Dunst "ugly," "fugly," or simply "unattractive," but I think she's hot. I mean, the scene where she dances in her underwear on the bed in "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" gave me a few turned-on goosebumps. She's not smokin' in a Jennifer Garner or Jessica Alba way, but I've always liked her blue eyes and playful smile. As for Elizabethtown, I'm excited for it. Like Quint, I know next to nothing about the film, but I dug "Almost Famous," and I'm hopeful Crowe can give us a taste of that medicine.
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Interesting. Thanks for the 411.
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Actually, he's more androgynous than Hugh Grant, so just paying hookers wouldn't be enough. He'd have to get busted for raping and beating hookers, talking trash about Liberals and Feminists, trading blows with someone people hate more like Tom Cruise or Ben Affleck, and breaking up some famous starlette's marriage and then dumping her like Russel Crowe did to Meg Ryan. That combined with maybe a scar and getting kinda uglier as he ages would maybe be enough to repair his image with alpha-male-loving Movie Geeks who enjoy bitching about him waaaaaay too much. This isn't about his talents. The only film he was in that actually sucked and bombed was Troy, and that wasn't because of him at all. Heck, taking such a pussy role was actually bold of him; too bad the movie's script was shit and he wasn't more of a villain like Commodus in Gladiator. I liked Kingdom of Heaven, I think it got dismissed because it was too PC and because it was too much like other (better) movies both Bloom and Scott had done before. And being hated for successfully playing the straight man to Johnny Depp? What the FUCK is that about? Seriously, dudes, did your girlfriends shout out "Orlando" one night during sex? Are you overcompensating for secret homosexual attactions to him? Or are you simply envious of his seemingly easily won fame (which could describe 95% of the current crop of celebrities, so talk about bullshit). I was on board for the hatred of Ben Affleck, that guy just seemed arrogant and reminded me of people who treated me like shit back in High School, but the DIE ORLANDO BLOOM club has become a farce of emasculated fools trying to look macho by hating the pretty boy.
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The Woman is a fright. Her Snagletooth teeth her cross eyed looks . In My mind that is the worst casting For Mary Jane in The Spiderman movies.
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All you haters out there seriously need to find something better to do with your time. You are just flaming these perfectly decent actors and actresses to try and make yourselves feel like something important. I'm tired of you people slandering movies and actors that you know nothing about! I'm looking forward to E-town because Crowe is a great director and Orlando Bloom and Dunst are both wonderful actors. I don't buy any of your bullshit because I've heard awsome reviews from MATURE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY SAW SOME OF THE MOVIE! None of you (with an exception of a few) know what your talking about. I enjoy Orlando's acting he may not be the best, but I would still pay to see his movies. Dunst is great in the movie Endless sunshine of the spottless mind (whatever the title was). You people need to pull the cock from your asses because all of you have said absoluty nothing! None of your concepts make sense! So just get over yourselves...I'm so tired of this bullshit, and more power to ya Darth and Kylee, I totally agree with you two! OH and by the way, In Crowe's online journal, Crowe actually complements Orando's acting many times! If there is anyone to listen to about acting skills it would be Crowe! AND for the those of you who said KOH sucked because of Orlando Bloom, SHUT UP! For one thing Orlando was wonderful in that movie and if there is anyone to blame for the choppy scenes awkward flow of KOH, it isn't the actors, but the director! So stop blameing OB it's not his fault someone doesn't know how to keep the flow of their own movie, because they cut out just about every important scene! I'm happy to finally see OB try something that doesn't have to do with war and that shit because I will admit that he defentaly is more of a 'present day movie' actor. Okay I'm done ranting and feel much better! :P
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NOW it is officially weird.
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I think we've been assaulted by some sort of Orlando Bloom Junior High Pep Squad. Weird...
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..she a hot lay because she's ugly and knows it. Not opposed to getting her mug sprayed with man-chowder.
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You've just proved my point. Stan you're just another low self esteem-havin' geek, who on a sub conscious level feel that you're only worthy of objectifying a troll like Kirsten Dunst, and to imply that Kirsten is more attractive than Jessica Alba only solidify my point. Btw, Kirsten Dunst can't carry a movie by herself box office wise(Wimbleton; Crazy/Beautiful & etc.)
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Girls scare me. Orlando loving girls are even worse.
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Women, yes WOMEN, like Orlando because he is SAFE, and he loves his Mommy! *laughs* No, actually I've met the guy. He won my respect in the amount of energy he puts forth to actually pay attention to what you have to say, as if it meant all the world to him. So what if he can't act... maybe he can act, and he just hasn't had the right sort of film yet? Maybe the horse and sword thing isn't his bag. Only time will tell..
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Please don't compare anything with Orlando Bloom in it to Lost in Translation.
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"Sicne you like the awkward girls with little boy bodies here is another for you to wank at"... I do not care for awkward girls with little boy bodies as you put it, but I fail to see how you can describe Kirsten like that, unless you're referencing photo's of her in her 'Interview with a Vampire' days...No wonder your balls are so large, if you wouldn't hit a lovely young lass like Kirsten. Still with your "large" 15 inch (snigger) biceps, I'll bet you wouldn't waste your time with "fuglies" like her... Cheers.
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I'm so confused. Why is Mr Bloom proving so unpopular? Why does it worry a whole lot of you that women find him attractive? And how disturbing is it that most of you can't stay civil when talking about what a woman looks like? Do you kiss your girlfriends with those mouths?? Probably not, because YOU DON'T HAVE GIRLFRIENDS YOU SAD FAT FUCKERS. GET BACK TO THE SELF LOVE AND CLEARING UP THE MESS AFTER YOUR BLOOD WANKS. If that leaves you with a spare five minutes then learn to spell or at least to type - there are as yet undiscovered pygmy peoples who can probably string the English language together better than some of you. For shame.
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I get the overall gist but am not familiar with that term.
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They are peppy and they attempt to inspire pep in others.
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"I get the overall 'jizz-t', but..." HA! Brilliant!
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The people that are cussing orlando are just hating because he is sexy and those of u who have gurl friends ur just pissed coz u gurlfriends think he's sexy too.
ALL of u need to get a fuking life and give orlando a break.
he's talented and sexy, the total opposite of u geeks and freaks!! -
I would have to pick Orlan do over Kirsten coz he is sexy, But dnt get me wrong Kirsten has a killer figure and sexy legs.
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Thank you so much, Des15, and so much power to you!! There are actally some of us out there with brains!!!!
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Power to you, also sky_blu, and anyone else that i may have missed that agrees with everything that we have said and actually has a brain.
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Heres something for all you Orly haters out there. U know how i said all he's been through? Well just to name a few, he's broken his back, his ribs, his nose, both of his legs, his arm, his wrist, a finger and a toe and cracked his skull 3 times. And he almost died once, the doctors said he would never walk again and 2 weeks later he was out of the hospital. That just proves that hes a fighter and can still look sexy considering everything that hes been through. You can make any jokes you want about him being a klutz, i dont care, b/c thats just one reason why i love him, hes a putz like me. So i dont care what you say, you'll never know anything about him.
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Awww, thanx for defending me girls. I was wondering if you would go out with me. Don't be freaked out if I look nerdy like that guy from Napolean Dynamite, because I'm playing as a freaky geek in my next movie. Ummm... Girls? Girls?
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