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AICN'S Believe It Or Not: Harrison Ford Spills Alleged Title To INDY IV'

Hey folks, Harry here... I'm not gonna claim this is the title of the next Indiana Jones adventure... but do consider this. There was a fundraiser for the DNC last night with Hillary Clinton speaking and Harrison Ford was there last night. That's all a matter of record. Now the questions are: Did Harrison drink enough to let the title slip? And is Steven and Lucas crazy enough for a title this cumbersome? Believe it... or not...

I went to a big hollywood fundraiser last night that helped to raise money for the DNC. I am a member of the young democrats at my university and was lucky enough to be selected to attend. There were tons of celebs there one of which was the great Harrison Ford. Being a HUGE Indiana Jones fan I could not pass up the chance to talk to Mr. Ford. He is a great guy and took the time to talk to a loT of the students that attended.

Now for the big news. I asked him about the new Indiana Jones 4 script and he said that he was in the process of reading it. Then out of no where he dropped the biggest bombshell I could possibly imagine.

The working title of Indiana Jones 4 is.........

INDIANA JONES and the OPAL OF THE MER-MAN PRINCE

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  • June 3, 2005, 5:44 p.m. CST

    interesting title

    by blackstormy

  • June 3, 2005, 5:44 p.m. CST

    Have fun with this one...

    by aceattorney

    yikes

  • June 3, 2005, 5:45 p.m. CST

    yuck

    by pkpa976

    that title friggin sucks. bad.

  • June 3, 2005, 5:46 p.m. CST

    Worst Title EVER!

    by danowen

    Seriously. And we all thought Phantom Menace and Attack Of The Clones were bad! Ugh. I bet serious money this isn't the final title - but it does hint that perhaps the story is based on Atlantis?

  • June 3, 2005, 5:46 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and The Bullshit Working Title.

    by IAmJack'sUserID

    Coming soon to movie rumor websites everywhere.

  • June 3, 2005, 5:46 p.m. CST

    Starring Zoolander....

    by drewcaster

    Mer-man, father! MER-MAN!

  • June 3, 2005, 5:47 p.m. CST

    Everytime I reload there is another post or two

    by ghettoiam

    fo real.

  • June 3, 2005, 5:47 p.m. CST

    I'll bet my left opal that ain't the title.

    by odysseus

    I just wish they'd hurry up and start making the movie, already.

  • June 3, 2005, 5:49 p.m. CST

    So bad

    by Dark Vapor

    it rings true, especially with Lucas around.

  • June 3, 2005, 5:49 p.m. CST

    harison ford is a democrat

    by blackstormy

    I had him pegged as a republican, living in wymoing and all. And George W. Bush kind of stole his swagger. Bush's foreign policy reminds me of the Raiders line "I don't know, I'm making this up as I go."

  • June 3, 2005, 5:53 p.m. CST

    Word has it they're gonna have an all- digital character!

    by TedSallis

    Instaed of Sallah, it'll be Sal-Sal.

  • June 3, 2005, 5:56 p.m. CST

    Rumor Control - Check the CHUD boards

    by Leota Toombs

    same douche that sent this in tried it out on the CHUD gang: http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?t=81404 " Big News! I went to a big hollywood fundraiser last night that helped to raise money for the DNC. I am a member of the young democrats at my university and was lucky enough to be selected to attend. There were tons of celebs there one of which was the great Harrison Ford. Being a HUGE Indiana Jones fan I could not pass up the chance to talk to Mr. Ford. He is a great guy and took the time to talk to a loT of the students that attended. Now for the big news. I asked him about the new Indiana Jones 4 script and he said that he was in the process of reading it. Then out of no where he dropped the biggest bombshell I could possibly imagine. The working title of Indiana Jones 4 is......... INDIANA JONES and the OPAL OF THE MER-MAN PRINCE"

  • June 3, 2005, 5:59 p.m. CST

    I agree with doga'

    by lead_sharp

    He's known for his sense of humour, he was winding this poor guy up.

  • June 3, 2005, 6:03 p.m. CST

    Sounds about right

    by docfalken

    It smacks of Lucas. Remember the first time you heard "The Phantom Menace". (I still don't know what that means)

  • June 3, 2005, 6:05 p.m. CST

    so i can imagine very well george lucas as the mer man

    by drjones

    i've recently learned to belive a lot and to have become a "true believer". but this story sounds so goddamn made up and the title sounds like a "three investigators" story title. harrison ford at a democrats event "chatting with some students" and just by the way naming this romantic disneyish title. i can actually hear Xorn laughing as he sits in front of his computer seeing as his really creative title spreads over the internet. but in fact this title IS kind of inventive if it isfake... will there be mails like this in harry's mail every day to come? i mean inventing wheel chair or otherwise dedicated indy titles is an old game...but now it possibly will be a sport. another side of the whole thing is that i can imagine how it'll be much fun for ford to just throw some weird mind fucked titles around as he likes....

  • June 3, 2005, 6:07 p.m. CST

    The Creeping Fear

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 3, 2005, 6:08 p.m. CST

    Harrison Ford

    by bluebottle

    I've seen him make jokes in interviews, he's got a great deadpan. I'm sure it was a joke.

  • June 3, 2005, 6:11 p.m. CST

    Who gives a fuck what his politcal stance is.

    by Floyd_Dylan

    I don't care if he's a democrate, republican,liberal, leftie, commie, or whatever, as long as he makes a good film I don't give two fucks, so take your Fox news propaganda bullshite elsewhere troll.

  • June 3, 2005, 6:12 p.m. CST

    Jesus

    by 007-11

    George Lucas is the man that named one of the Star Wars Prequels "Attack of the Clones". This could very well be the title. I don't know what fills me with more trepidation(look at how I just slid that word in there), the cumbersome nature of the title, or the plot that spawned it.

  • June 3, 2005, 6:13 p.m. CST

    I hope this is for real

    by Alan Strykeforce

    If this story is ture, it means that we may get to see a shitty looking mer-man prince act along side Harrison Ford. Cross your fingers.

  • June 3, 2005, 6:13 p.m. CST

    crap title

    by whatyoufear

    this is a joke. not just the title but the fact that people are even considering to make this film happen... i have two words and a number for all of you: LETHAL WEAPON 4

  • June 3, 2005, 6:15 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Sith Neck Menace

    by la_sith

  • June 3, 2005, 6:16 p.m. CST

    The Young Indy Chronicles

    by Fried Gold

    had titles like "Attack of the Hawkmen" & "The Phantom Train of Doom". This isn't far off. It's a working title anyway. It may as well be Return of the Nazi.

  • June 3, 2005, 6:17 p.m. CST

    whatyoufear has a point

    by 007-11

    I don't think any of us will forget Joe Pesci's "Froggy" monologue.

  • June 3, 2005, 6:18 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones Fore-head and the Lost Neck of Goatse.cx

    by la_sith

  • June 3, 2005, 6:18 p.m. CST

    That's a good laugh for the weekend!

    by The Heathen

    Holy shit, this better be fake. It rolls off the tongue like acid from an alien. I'll eat my left nut if this is the real title.

  • June 3, 2005, 6:19 p.m. CST

    "If Adventure Has A Neck..."

    by la_sith

    Hollywood Homicide 2: Electric Geritol

  • June 3, 2005, 6:20 p.m. CST

    hahah Its a Merman....a merman!

    by Jon E Cin

    Please have Stiller in it.

  • June 3, 2005, 6:20 p.m. CST

    This was Ford in the drunk stage "Professor Jones"

    by Nordling

    When he sounds really smart and creative. Soon following that is "Hand Solo" when he gooses all the young women. Later on he enters the stage "Hangover Street."

  • June 3, 2005, 6:22 p.m. CST

    maybe it's supposed to be...

    by joelbarish

    the opal of atlantis. it DOES rhyme and would let ford keep to any NDA he might have signed.

  • June 3, 2005, 6:22 p.m. CST

    Mer-man vs He-Man

    by la_sith

  • June 3, 2005, 6:25 p.m. CST

    It's not real

    by PoliMan4

    Don't pay attention to this worthless April Fools reject topic. No movie would ever have that title.

  • June 3, 2005, 6:28 p.m. CST

    I doubt it

    by Rupee88

    Anthing is possible, but I'd give this about a .5% chance of being correct.

  • June 3, 2005, 6:29 p.m. CST

    OPAL OF THE EHTEL MER-MAN

    by RobertsPlant

    Indy is done with the Nazi's. Now he 's fighting WW2 veterans who think they're Ethel Merman. "Everything's Coming Up Roses!!"

  • June 3, 2005, 6:29 p.m. CST

    Let's Sign a Petition

    by Alan Strykeforce

    Let's make sure that the title stays as is. This title is way to bizzare to let it slip away.

  • June 3, 2005, 6:30 p.m. CST

    Episode III rulz all your collective necks!

    by la_sith

    Following his spilling of George Lucas's beans, Harrison Ford promptly left the fundraiser, was pulled over and blew a .3 on the breathalyzer. The cop let him go after he told him the title of the new Indy moovy.

  • June 3, 2005, 6:33 p.m. CST

    Indy Vs. Namor?

    by CHEWBLACCA

    I'd say it's bullshit, but it doesn't sound like the kind of thing he'd just pull out of his ass.

  • June 3, 2005, 6:33 p.m. CST

    Harrison Ford tells me titles for movies all the time

    by Alan Strykeforce

    It's not like it's some big whup or anything.

  • June 3, 2005, 6:34 p.m. CST

    Not the title-Mostly Joke

    by Lukecash

    Obvious Ford (or the writer) is pulling a fast one. For those who failed obvious symbolism 101: The Phantom Menance refers to the fact that the trade federation threat was hollow, while the unseen threat of the Sith gaining power in the Republic. The Attack of the Clones, was in fact, the clones attacking and a definite homage to the old serials that Lucas loved. One could stretch it and say that the clones were an actual attack on peace and the republic. If you need me to explain the Revenge of the Sith, A New Hope or Return of the Jedi, Then you are pathetic indeed.

  • June 3, 2005, 6:35 p.m. CST

    Ally McBulimia and the Stench of the Drunk Mer-Man

    by la_sith

  • June 3, 2005, 6:35 p.m. CST

    Harry Knowles and The All-You-Can-Eat Lunch Buffet of Doom

    by IAmJack'sUserID

  • June 3, 2005, 6:39 p.m. CST

    I laughed for 3 minutes reading that title!!!

    by Batutta

    It has to be a joke. Please. I can't stop laughing. I'm about to pee myself...Oops, just did....

  • June 3, 2005, 6:40 p.m. CST

    It's too wierd for someone to just make up off the cuff

    by I Dunno

    Actually it's too wierd for anyone to make up with preparation. Actually it's too wierd for anyone to think of legitimatly. This article must not exist.

  • June 3, 2005, 6:41 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Spooge of Sasquatch!

    by Batutta

  • June 3, 2005, 6:50 p.m. CST

    What, you're a member of...

    by Veraxus

    the young brainwashed socialist douchebags on your compus? Not only do I HATE that Indy title, the thematic implications terrify me.

  • June 3, 2005, 6:57 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Attack of the Menace

    by Liberty Valance

    There's your perfect title. Could apply to anything and also serve as Georgie's personal EAT SHIT to all the prequel haters. And the leading lady character's name should be Barbara Jinks (an homage to fan favorite Jar Jar Binks...get it fuckface?)

  • June 3, 2005, 7:01 p.m. CST

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

    by Sithlord_999

    Funniest thing I've read all day. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

  • June 3, 2005, 7:07 p.m. CST

    I never thought PHANTOM MENACE was a bad title...

    by LHombreSiniestro

    Attack of the Clones on the other hand..... but I grew accustomed to it. The Phantom Menace I always liked. I am still irked by REVENGE OF THE SITH. It was just too obvious. And I hate the word SITH anyways. But yeah....wow....the supposed INDY title takes the whole cake. Fuck, it takes the entire bakery and rapes the owners as well. There is no way on earth this is true....i mean.....good God....

  • June 3, 2005, 7:09 p.m. CST

    I Agree with Sith-Lord.......

    by antifyre

    Ford is a funny B****** when he's drunk.... I can practically see him cracking up to himself on the way home over that one....

  • June 3, 2005, 7:12 p.m. CST

    actuallly.....

    by antifyre

    ...sorry just read the whole thing, stinks to high heaven of the s*** of bulls...going back to throwing the Rotten Tomatoe's Server at Lucas

  • June 3, 2005, 7:15 p.m. CST

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA

    by cockknocker

    That is all.

  • June 3, 2005, 7:15 p.m. CST

    The Phantom Menace was....

    by Spaz_Monkey

    .... The Sith!

  • June 3, 2005, 7:24 p.m. CST

    I call shenanigans

    by mascan

    No way that's the real title. The only question is whether this guy is screwing with us or Ford was screwing with him.

  • June 3, 2005, 7:25 p.m. CST

    Does this mean - Hendrix for the backing track?

    by Rhett Butler

    A MERMAN I SHOULD TURN TO BE... Or should that be Purple Rinse, Harrison's getting on. And on.

  • June 3, 2005, 7:26 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Harry Potter-Like Title

    by KCMOSHer

    Chalk another vote for BS. New Harry Potter book title? Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. You really think Spielberg et al are going to go with a title so similar?

  • June 3, 2005, 7:29 p.m. CST

    This is bogus nonsense.

    by jimmy_009

    Why even post something so obviously fake. Even if he did say it, it was probably as a joke as he is a bitter old curmudgeon now and would get a huge laugh at the media and fanboys flipping out over something so stupid.

  • June 3, 2005, 7:31 p.m. CST

    It's an anagram

    by CrispyOne

    OPAL OF THE MER-MAN PRINCE = PHANTOM MENACE PROFILER This is a scam. Someone somewhere is laughing it up that they leaked fake news to AICN again.

  • June 3, 2005, 7:31 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Pearl Necklace of the Man Milk Prince

    by krullboy

    and one more thing. The Phantom Menace is Darth Sidious you moron!!!

  • June 3, 2005, 7:36 p.m. CST

    Atleast its not Attack of the Alien Overlords

    by BRUTICUS

    As someone posted recently that the old WIP 90s script was about. Whew!

  • June 3, 2005, 7:36 p.m. CST

    Raiders of the Blue Harvest

    by Giant Fish

    What a load of tosh. Unless it's called Indiana Jones and the Wrath of Khan", I'm not going to watch it.

  • June 3, 2005, 7:44 p.m. CST

    Why do new submitters....

    by JCubedz

    ALWAYS close with "if you use this call me XXXXXXXX" Just end it with what you want to be called for christs sake!!!

  • June 3, 2005, 7:45 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Hidden Thing Found...

    by Vance Castaway

    No, seriously, that's the title... more or less...

  • June 3, 2005, 7:47 p.m. CST

    Harrison was pulling your leg!

    by BigTuna

    I believe this guy for some reason, but I know Ford likes to get sloshed. I met him once in a bar in Toronto when he was filming " K-19 a few years back. He drinks...a lot.

  • June 3, 2005, 7:49 p.m. CST

    God, I hope Ford was joking when he said that.

    by Hammer2Fall

    The very sight of that supposed title is causing nausea.

  • June 3, 2005, 8:01 p.m. CST

    It might not be a joke

    by performingmonkey

    But it certainly won't be the final title. Seriously, can you imagine movie-voiceover-guy saying that title? However, it might be what the movie is about, but Lucas might not have a final title.

  • June 3, 2005, 8:08 p.m. CST

    imagine the trailer

    by HomestarRunyon

    1977 George Lucus changes cinema forever 1980 Steven speilberg touches our hearts with "ET" These 2 cinematic visionaries team up to make Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the lost Ark 1999 Lucas ass rapes Star Wars w/ the release of PM Speilberg follows suit by making the weirdest choice in DVD history by changing guns to walkie talkies They reunite to ruin your childhood once more w/ Indiana Jones and the Opal of the Mer Man Prince That's right the first Indiana Jones gay disco. Now with Ewoks

  • June 3, 2005, 8:08 p.m. CST

    Who cares what it's called... It's INDY!

    by Proman1984

    And that means it's gonna rule!

  • June 3, 2005, 8:11 p.m. CST

    by HomestarRunyon

    No, it could have had the coolest name in the world. It was never going to be Indy. Just as Last Crusade could never be Raiders. Except geriatric Indy is going to be so much worse

  • June 3, 2005, 8:21 p.m. CST

    What!!!!!

    by RKO Classic

    That's horse shit. I was at that gig last night, and Ford whispered in my ear the following: "Chum, the new Indy movie is called, 'Indiana Jones And The Sweet Honey Jellies Of Spicy Al Kaboosh'." You heard it first here.

  • he does have a pretty twisted sense of humor!!

  • June 3, 2005, 8:32 p.m. CST

    Harrison's teasing

    by Krillian

    Sounds like a rejected Harry Potter title.

  • June 3, 2005, 8:40 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the World of Tomorrow

    by -sfx-

    With Jimmy Fallon as Indiana Jones' son.

  • June 3, 2005, 8:47 p.m. CST

    Good for Ford for not backing Dubya

    by tombseye

    Yes Hollywood is "out of touch" with a mere 51% of voters as are the majority of academics, scientists, and hell most of the planet. That 51% must know something OR, more than likely, they just believe all the lies and b.s. coming out of Dubya's mouth. No wmds, the war on terror which requires a superpower level budget against an enemy that doesn't hate the US b/c of "freedom" (lol), social security needs fixing so let's privatize b/f anything goes wrong 50 years from now. Hollywood's got it right. the 51% of Americans who voted for Dubya are the ones out of touch. But hey it's great that they keep voting against their interests and then claim to be the overwhelming majority when they are only actually a slight majority of VOTERS. As for the title, yeesh, gotta be made-up or it's tentative at the moment. Oh and put in Karen Allen as Ford's love interest please!

  • June 3, 2005, 8:47 p.m. CST

    Don't Believe This Liberal

    by A-COD

    I think this young lib is confused. Opal Of The Mer-Man Prince is actually the name of the latest environmental bill sponsored by the Democrats.

  • June 3, 2005, 8:48 p.m. CST

    Sounds like one of the Harry Potter titles

    by AlwaysThere

    Is that a good or bad thing?

  • June 3, 2005, 8:57 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Homely Bitch

    by perfecto_fan

    I don't care what the title is... After Episode 3, I will see anything George Lucas does...Especially any movie with the two words...INDIANA JONES.

  • June 3, 2005, 9:02 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones 4 will never get made.

    by Thirteen 13

  • June 3, 2005, 9:02 p.m. CST

    hey metal for "brains"

    by tombseye

    and I say brains in the dinosaur sense. Oooo, way to be a homophobe too nazi boy. Yeah, the Dems controlled most of the government for, gee, decades too and yet were not quite the sore "winners" the GOP have been. Yeah majority by theft. 2000 Presidential election "won" thanks to the Supreme Court. De Lay redistricts Texas using illegal fundraising. Awnald gets into the governorship on a recall. Yeah, you guys play real fair alright. But hey, feel free to not go to Ford's movies. And while you're at it, don't go to 99% of all the other films and stop watching tv too. And then stop listening to music and don't travel overseas too while you're at it. And stay the fuck out of all of the blue states too where most of the industry, wealth and federal taxes that flow to the red states go too.

  • June 3, 2005, 9:03 p.m. CST

    Harrison punk'd you

    by The Ref

  • June 3, 2005, 9:09 p.m. CST

    Yeah Dean's got about a 1000 IQ points on Dubya though

    by tombseye

    I mean how do you respect a guy who speaks as if he is still in elementary school? For example: "It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way."

  • June 3, 2005, 9:12 p.m. CST

    That's the thing about George...

    by darth kubrick

    He says he makes the movies he wants to make, but then completely panders to the audience he thinks he needs to please. Maybe by the third new Indy sequel he get it right!

  • June 3, 2005, 9:13 p.m. CST

    Hey Tombseye

    by Thirteen 13

    You know Bush was the most beatable president in history. The only problem is the Democrats had nominated one out of the only 3 humans in the country that could not beat him. And he blew it when he said the words "I do not support the death penalty for terrorists." And it also didn't help that he voted against every single defense spending bill in the last 18 years. If you dumbass democrats would have taken a more moderate approach, rather than kissing Michael Moores feet and donating all your money to moveon.org, you would have easily won. Sorry, but a Canadian taxcode, no death penalty for terrorists, drivers licences for illegal ALIENS, socialism, and complete governement control of all healthcare, just aren't the popular juggarnauts you wish they were.

  • June 3, 2005, 9:14 p.m. CST

    metalhead buy a dictionary

    by tombseye

    homophobia is actually both an intense fear of gays AND hatred of gays. And I like the double standard of the GOP. When the Hollywood types who are as braindead as Dubya run it's great that they are taking part in the political process, while the rest of Hollywood should just stick to entertainment. Face it, the GOP "win" on lies, redistricting, and anything else that can be underhanded.

  • June 3, 2005, 9:16 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Finger of Doom

    by durhay

  • June 3, 2005, 9:17 p.m. CST

    Any of the book titles would be better: Indiana Jones And...

    by FrankDrebin

    The Peril At Delphi, The Secret Of The Sphinx, The White Witch, The Hollow Earth, The Philosopher's Stone (before Harry Potter), The Dinosaur Eggs (before Jurassic Park), The Sky Pirates (before Sky Captain).

  • June 3, 2005, 9:22 p.m. CST

    Thirteen-Dubya's not a moderate. He's a lying fascist

    by tombseye

    People bought the lies Dubya & Cheney put out and what's funny is that during the debate between Cheney and Edwards, Cheney told people to check factcheck.com, which is George Soros' website and yet even checking factcheck.org you will find that Dubya and Cheney are the ones who lie 24-7. These guys don't win out of moderation. They lie and lie often and do it better. The war on terror is a freakin' joke. The people in the mideast (and much of the world as well) can't stand the US for meddling in their affairs economically and politically and b/c we back Israel regardless of what they do and even when it's not in our interests to do so. As for the defense spending record that Dubya LIED about, actually most Pubs voted to cut defense as well since, gee, the Cold War was over. All Dubya did was go back to feeding the military industrial complex. And please spare me the "socialism" canard. The US is already a capitalist-socialist state. What do you call social security and medicaid? Free market benevolence?

  • June 3, 2005, 9:23 p.m. CST

    Batman Begins

    by Forestal

  • June 3, 2005, 9:30 p.m. CST

    Ah, metalhead you are really boring me so last response

    by tombseye

    I mean seriously I get more mental exercise from sleeping than this "debating" with you. Tell ya what sport, you keep attending NASCAR races and, uh, keep thinking up gerbil jokes (hey no one is judging your obsessive-compulsive need to bring that up over and over again and what you do privately is your deal dude) and leave the politics to people who are more evolved. Oh wait, you probably don't believe in evolution like your boy in the White House though. Well that's just as well I guess in your case. Here's another gem from Commander in Chimp by the way: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

  • June 3, 2005, 9:32 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Invisible Weapons of Mass Destruction

    by MOMERATH

    or perhaps... Indiana Jones and the...You know what? Why haven't we impeached that war criminal, George Bush, for murdering people with his lies?

  • June 3, 2005, 9:33 p.m. CST

    Howard Dean = Muslim Terrorist Appeaser

    by classyfredblassy

    Question: How Many Korans do you think were desecrated after this Muslim blew up this Mosque? Where are the protests? suicide bomb tore through a mosque in southern Afghanistan during the funeral Wednesday of a moderate Muslim cleric, killing at least 20 people including the Kabul police chief, and the local governor said an Arab al-Qaida militant was responsible. At least 42 people were wounded.

  • June 3, 2005, 9:35 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and Anne Coulter was born with a cock

    by adambalm

    It's true. Check out the adam's apple.

  • June 3, 2005, 9:40 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and The Rick James, Bitch

    by Lefty Lefterson

    There you go.

  • I just said they were invisible....maaaagggically invisible....wheeeeee! That would be great if the "weapons" were moved into Syria...but if they were, it seems you've got better information than the fucking MI-6, who said that "Iraq posed no threat", had no significant wepaons ability, and that President Meatpuppet was busy "fixing the facts and intelligence around" the decision to invade Iraq. You also have better knowledge than the Pentagon commission who investigated and released a report saying there were no weapons of mass destruction.

  • June 3, 2005, 9:42 p.m. CST

    SCRAP THIS PROJECT AND MOVE ON TO NEW TERRITORY

    by IMAXIMUS

    Lucas should come to his senses and just leave Indiana Jones riding off into the sunset with his father, Sulah, and Marcus Brody. In the next two years we have the Da Vinci Code, Two more Pirates of the Caribbean sequels, Spiderman 3, Superman, and other Comic Book projects hitting our megaplexes. I don't feel that seeing a man close to being seventy years old rescuing a women thirty years his junior has much box office appeal. Ford clearly stated that he did not want to return to the roles that made him one of the most popular movie stars of all time. I guess since his last few films have flopped he needs to be rejuevenated. I just have a very bad feeling about this project if it ever gets a greenlight.

  • June 3, 2005, 9:43 p.m. CST

    Powermetal1, nice parody

    by Forestal

    Lighten up, morons. Don't take every thing you read seriously.

  • June 3, 2005, 9:44 p.m. CST

    'that is why the Republicans have the majority in the house,

    by Drworm2002

    ya...and that is why our country is in such great shape, right? 4 more year...4 more years...4 more years and I'll take out bus load of nuns.

  • Oh, wait, I think we've seen that one before. That, and: Indiana Jones and the Bush Appointee to The Women's Health Division of the FDA Who Anally Rapes His Ailing Wife Yet Wants to Legislate What You Can Do or Not Do With Your Own Penis

  • June 3, 2005, 9:46 p.m. CST

    Oh man, muslim terrorist appeaser? That's a joke right?

    by tombseye

    It seems a tad schizophrenic for Republicans and "conservatives" to claim to both despise Muslims and then claim to be outraged when they get killed by other Muslims. And yes there are many terrorists in Iraq NOW. Thanks to Bush's unilateraly trumped up reasons for going to war, they've come there in droves. One can, conceivably, not be for terrorism and still object to US foreign plicy in the region AND call the President the lying sack of crap that he is and still remain completely consistent. If the goal is to simply reshape the region via democracy, the joke's still on Dubya and company. Any traveller or person who watches and reads Mideastern media can figure out what the real reasons for anti-Americanism are. As for protesting the chaos in Iraq and Afghanistan, you, classyfred, seem to beleive that protesting in the states is going to change the minds of insurgents in foreign lands. Interesting concept, but surprisingly not effective. And also interesting how the Bush admin. has dropped the ball in Afghanistan by hurrying into Iraq unilaterally too. I mean who knew Bush left things half done and/or in a mess whenever he had a job to do. Oh wait, most of his business ventures failed and Texas has one of the worst school systems in the country and the US is now more despised than at any other time in history and the deficit is at an alltime high. I'm thinking aside from "protests" which are a waste of time in my opinion, it makes more sense to be politically involved, work on political campaigns, and never let the lying Pubs in power get away with all the crap they've been pulling. Oh and don't worry the Dems who play along don't get away without some notice either.

  • Powermetal1 posted a link to Phyllis Schlafy's Eagle Forum. She's the nutcase who claimed that if Civil Rights were added to the Constitution, then Men and Women would be forced to use the same bathrooms. I also don't see her condemning George Bush's exact same actions. Clinton sent troops to Kosovo to end a genocide. Bush, ignores the Darfur genocide while lying to America so he can invade a country and set his friends up with lucrative military contracts. I'll take Clinton any day.

  • June 3, 2005, 9:52 p.m. CST

    The Phantom Menace is George Lucas

    by dirkcalloway

    Doesn't Lucas have enough money? This guy is seriously fucking with every good memory I have from my childhood. One pretty good prequal doesn't make up for two steaming piles of shit. Please George....back away from the Indy script.

  • Hilary Clinton maybe the last hope for the Dems, but I would rather see new faces. But the point being is that the Bush Administration has little chance of regaining the popular vote from the American Public. Kerry and Dean were drones and had little chance of winning. Maybe thats why I would prefer living in fantasy land of THE WEST WING series.

  • June 3, 2005, 10:01 p.m. CST

    speaking of Bush's many lies, here are, well just a few of m

    by tombseye

    Bush Lies In State Of The Union Speech Bush: "By the year 2042, the entire [social security] system would be exhausted and bankrupt." In what the BBC calls "highly unusual," a State of the Union Speech was interrupted by a chorus of "No's," booing, and heckles from some of the members of Congress in attendance. This happened immediately after the above Bush lie. As Shields mentioned on the PBS wrap-up, and as Brooks concurred, if adjustments are not made, by 2042, as they have been made before, 3/4 of the funds promised would still be available. The entire system would neither be exhausted nor bankrupt. -- Politex, 02.03.05 Social Security privatization really is like tax cuts, or the Iraq war: The administration keeps on coming up with new rationales, but the plan remains the same. President Bush's claim that we must privatize Social Security to avert an imminent crisis has evidently fallen flat. So now he's playing the race card. This week, in a closed meeting with African-Americans, Bush asserted that Social Security was a bad deal for their race, repeating his earlier claim that "African-American males die sooner than other males do, which means the system is inherently unfair to a certain group of people." In other words, blacks don't live long enough to collect their fair share of benefits. This isn't a new argument; privatizers have been making it for years. But the claim that blacks get a bad deal from Social Security is false. And Bush's use of that false argument is doubly shameful, because he's exploiting the tragedy of high black mortality for political gain instead of treating it as a problem we should solve. [Times-Herald (CA), 2/3/05]

  • I mean okay, Bush is a tad stupid and doesn't read the papers or pretty much anything, but hey at least he is out there trying to make sure polluters, uh, pollute more! Did I say "Clear" Skies?

  • June 3, 2005, 10:13 p.m. CST

    Powermetal1 would know the correct usage of "semantics"...

    by Some Dude

    ...if the republicans would spend more on education and less on superstition-based initiatives.

  • June 3, 2005, 10:14 p.m. CST

    The people in the mideast (and much of the world as well) can&#3

    by classyfredblassy

    Yeah, but the sure whine for help when we aren't meddling (most of Africa) or take our money and then say we are stingy (Indonesia), even as the cash disappears and gets stuffed in the pockets of the Clerics. Speaking of Killer Bigots of Indonesia, where are the chantss of "War criminal" and the demands for justice from such puppet-communist groups like ANSWER, Moveon.hate. etc...4 years after the U.N.-supervised referendum on the future of East Timor and the scorched earth destruction that followed, not a single perpetrator has been brought to justice. What took place on September 1999 is not in serious dispute. On August 30, 1999 East Timorese overwhelmingly voted for independence. Immediately after U.N. officials announced the results on September 4, Indonesian army-backed militias began a campaign of murder, arson, and forced expulsions. Oh yeah, the militias were MUSLIM. East Timor mainly Christians. uh hello, hate crime any one?

  • June 3, 2005, 10:16 p.m. CST

    It's not a joke - It's a story of Atlantis

    by MermanPrince

    Indy IV is the story of Atlantis the the legend of the Merman Prince. Here is some art: http://meltingpot.fortunecity.com/congress/39/h_merman.jpg It's also the story of eternal youth again - but those who accept the gift must live beneath the sea. It's a good story.

  • June 3, 2005, 10:25 p.m. CST

    ACTUALLY, progressive/liberal groups were the ones criticizing I

    by tombseye

    Amnesty Int'l, Human Rights Watch and numerous other liberal groups regularly criticize Indonesia, Sudan, Nigeria, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Israel, Libya, Russia, and numerous other states all the time. Check their websites if you don't believe me. As for Moveon.org, well they are a domestica PAC and work within certain parameters so I don't know what that has to do with our stupid Mideast foreign policy. While Nixon, Raygun, Clinton (yes I can actually include a Dem in this list and still prefer him to the vast majority of Pubs comparatively speaking) and Dubya turned the other way. Why did the Iranian Revolution and the taking of the hostages take place? Hmm, our overthrow of a democratically elected regime of Mossadeq and installation of the repressive regime of the Shah for starters. And indeed, Indonesia's human rights record is godawful. As is the human rights record of the Saudis, Israelis and Egyptians, our good "friends" in the region. Meanwhile, Bush claims to be doing something about Iran's nuclear program (a lie since it's the Europeans who are negotiating even if they fail) and about North Korea (hard to do when you don't talk to them though).

  • June 3, 2005, 10:33 p.m. CST

    Atlantis?

    by The Pusher

    If this were a script about Atlantis, don't you think the title would be more accessible to the general public? "Lost Ark", "Last Crusade", those were pretty self explanatory. But this...what the hell IS this?

  • June 3, 2005, 10:37 p.m. CST

    These Talkbacks...

    by uberman

    I tried an interesting experiment. I just read a couple of posts and then, since it looked like alot of people were posting, skipped all the way to the end of the posts to see if it had degenerated into a name calling partisian bashing by the end of it. Yep. Sure did. Nobody will change their minds on these boards by anyones post. Right will always be right and left will always be left, so these rantings all turn out to be preaching to yourself and not about changing anyones viewpoint-certainly not mine, and certainloy not yours. A little civility ie NONVIOLENCE can go a looong way towards changing someones mind...and the words on the posts have alot of anger/violence behind them. Both sides would do well to remember this. Peace.

  • June 3, 2005, 10:37 p.m. CST

    Liberal groups criticize Indonesia?

    by classyfredblassy

    I am still waiting for the big, star-studded protest rally from those groups against ANYTHING that doesn't have to do with the U.S. Can you let let me know when one is coming up? Meantime, here is a photo that says it all when is comes to liberal in America: http://www.zombietime.com/sf_rally_november_3_2004/142-4277_IMG.JPG

  • June 3, 2005, 10:44 p.m. CST

    I'd rather have something about Aliens and the Cold war

    by Ingeld

    How the hell is Indy going to crack a whip under water or fire his gun? But I have to agree with some others the title sounds so lame, Luca$ just might have thought of it.

  • June 3, 2005, 10:53 p.m. CST

    I hope this is the title

    by Ribbons

    Just because it's the craziest frickin' thing I've ever read. "MerMAN. MerMAN!"

  • June 3, 2005, 10:59 p.m. CST

    Why not "Indiana Jones: The Original Tomb Raider - The Opal of t

    by zer0cool2k2

    I'm just sayin'

  • June 3, 2005, 11:19 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Director who Should Have Made a Fourth Ind

    by Forestal

  • June 3, 2005, 11:36 p.m. CST

    if this is really the title...

    by mcflytrap

    ...i will never watch net porn again. mark my words

  • June 3, 2005, 11:39 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones And The Fate Of Atlantis

    by Barry_Woodward

    I realize the title was used for the classic Lucasarts adventure game but still it's a solid title, as long as the rumors of it being about Atlantis are true. Although I'd take almost anything over OPAL OF THE MER-MAN PRINCE. *shudder*

  • June 3, 2005, 11:43 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and mystery of the mer-mans sea men

    by hiperaktiv

    nice try with the title there. Although i prefer Indiana Jones and the Pearl necklace of the mer man

  • June 4, 2005, 12:11 a.m. CST

    Republican whiners

    by robworld

    The right wing practically run every branch of government in the US, but all they do is whine. They always act out as the victim complaining that they are being oppressed by liberal Hollywood types like Harrison Ford, and Michael Moore. They cried last year about Fahrenheit 911, comparing Michael Moore to Joseph Goebbels (Which doesn

  • June 4, 2005, 12:13 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones 4: Indiana Joneser

    by moviemaniac-7

    This title sucks. "Mer man opal" What the fuck? Sounds more like some gay hardcore porn. Mad Magazine had a great article earlier this year with possible titles.

  • June 4, 2005, 12:37 a.m. CST

    remember when you used to watch movies for the fun of it..

    by warpspasm

    Now you're all sad, sad bastards giving your two cents on this forum. cynics rule the planet.

  • June 4, 2005, 1:14 a.m. CST

    Does Anyone Else Find It Hilarious That People Here Actually Bel

    by Freakemovie

    just wondering...

  • In case you need civics lesson jackass, the Vice President IS the President of the Senate. One of the spoils of victory. And yes the media IS liberal. There have been studies that track biases in newspapers and other publications that prove this fact. "Their Patriot Act" was passed to make you safer, even if you hate your country. Your assertion that only poor kids are dying is lame. That was the case during the draft during Vietnam, but not in an all VOLUNTEER armed forces. And before you flame on back, I have one question: How would you fight terrorsism? You can dissent all you want, but you are worthless if you posit no solutions yourself.

  • June 4, 2005, 1:27 a.m. CST

    Come on people!

    by Jaka

    It has to be biblical. It MUST be biblical at this point. Every one is old and wrinkly and...old. And there must be Nazis. Why the hell would Nazis want to steal the Mer Mans Opal. Please...p'shaw!

  • June 4, 2005, 1:32 a.m. CST

    51%? More like 26%.

    by Mostholy

    51% of America voted for Dubya? Not hardly. 51% of American VOTERS voted for Dubya, but, given that only 48% of Americans vote, that's only approx. 26% of the electorate. So, only 1 in 4 Americans voted for Bush, and a lot of 'em, frankly, were just plain misinformed (Evidence: http://www.pipa.org/OnlineReports/Pres_Election_04/html/new_10_21_04.html ) As far the right-wing freakshows in the talkback go, just take a page from the old adage -- Never waste time wrestling with a pig. You just get dirty, and the pig LOVES IT.

  • June 4, 2005, 1:50 a.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE WHO GIVES A CRAP ABOUT YOUR POLITICAL ALLE

    by wackybantha

    INDIANA JONES BELONGS TO ONLY ONE PARTY!!! THE ANTI-NAZI PARTY!!! DO YOU ALL THINK THAT JAR JAR BINKS COULD MAKE A CAMEO APPEARANCE IN THIS NEXT FLICK. HE IS KIND OF A MER-MAN, RIGHT? AND HIS EYES ARE KIND OF LIKE BIG OPALS. THINK ABOUT IT!!!

  • June 4, 2005, 2:26 a.m. CST

    Regardless of your political affiliation...

    by BurnHollywood

    ...We are all united in declaring how much that title sucks, and how worthless this story is. Truly, a small world after all...

  • June 4, 2005, 2:38 a.m. CST

    This is sh is bananas because I heard his fivelive interview

    by Dolmes

    they were thinking of a couple of titles, one of which was Indiana Jones and The Ninth Apocalypse

  • Seriously, what the fuck.

  • June 4, 2005, 3:06 a.m. CST

    Powermetal1: Knowing the definition of a word doesn't mean y

    by Some Dude

    You did not use the word correctly and so the sentence did not have the meaning you intended it to. Better luck next time.

  • June 4, 2005, 3:11 a.m. CST

    So your name's really Thurman Merman?

    by Mr Jingles

    Just came to mind.

  • June 4, 2005, 3:33 a.m. CST

    Momerath, that was awesome

    by SilentP

    "Indiana Jones and the Invisible Weapons of Mass Destruction" would be such an awesome name for the next Indy movie. It would have a hilarious double meaning, AND it sounds like the basis for a pretty interesting story. :P It doesn't even have to have anything to do with Iraq. It could just be, like... some Neo-Nazis... looking for some legendary... invisible weapons. From... Atlantis.

  • Jesus Tapdancin Christ

  • Just a thought.....maybe it's Moron Prince and it'll star Paris Hilton.

  • June 4, 2005, 4:25 a.m. CST

    The Republicans may have the majority, but they don't as far

    by iamnicksaicnsn

    The Democrats have more people per Senator and House Member than do Republicans. Also, the Republicans had the majority of the Senate at some point during Clinton's years, the exact years, I'm not sure, but I believe it was around '96. What we really need is a gigantic revolution that rids us of all the politicians, so we can start over, and be more specific about what we want. There's a ridiculous amount of corruption on both sides, and only a national political reboot could save us. Unfortunately we're just too lazy and complacent for that. At the very least, it would help to buy back our country from Saudi Arabia and Communist China.

  • June 4, 2005, 4:32 a.m. CST

    Man, that title would be hard for us Asians to spell or remember

    by DarthBakpao

    Just call it Indiana Jones Episode IV!!!

  • June 4, 2005, 4:33 a.m. CST

    *sigh*

    by DocPazuzu

    Another potentially interesting and/or hilarious talkback ruined by powermetal (aka ForeverTJ) and his off-topic trolling.

  • June 4, 2005, 4:40 a.m. CST

    Learning from history ...

    by Shan

    It was interesting to look back at the Attack of the Clones talkbacks about the name of the second film before it came out. They all turned out to be wrong. Anything's possible of course but it feels like a step down. Raiders of the Lost Ark (of the Covenant), The Last Crusade even Temple of Doom (well at least it's a temple of some sort). This name, the Opal of what and what what? Not very theologically profound is it?

  • June 4, 2005, 4:49 a.m. CST

    Shan

    by DocPazuzu

    I was hoping for something tied to Islam since the films so far have dealt with Judaism, Hinduism and Christianity. It would also be highly topical and provide a real easy way to get Sallah back in the picture. I just hope to God they don't use nazis again. Being set in the 1950s, it would scream too much of desperation. Indy can't simply be defined as a guy who constantly fights nazis. Have his main foes be the Soviets this time. It makes sense.

  • June 4, 2005, 5:03 a.m. CST

    the lost opal of ethel merman.

    by dr.bulber

    who was a backup singer for prince.

  • June 4, 2005, 5:08 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones on the Quest to Find a Man Among Democrats

    by vikingkitty

  • June 4, 2005, 5:10 a.m. CST

    fuuuuuck off

    by zabbadoo

    no way. why not something less lame like "Indiana Jones & The Fifty Foot Sandpapermen From Beyond 1/3rd of Infinity.

  • June 4, 2005, 5:10 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Temple of the DNC

    by vikingkitty

  • June 4, 2005, 5:11 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones - Raiders of the Lost Ballots

    by vikingkitty

  • June 4, 2005, 5:12 a.m. CST

    Sounds To Me Like . . .

    by DanteCubit

    . . . Harrison had a little fun tweaking some dumb college kid with a fake movie title. MER-MAN??? If he'd said that to me, I'd tell him to take his Maalox tablets and try again.

  • June 4, 2005, 5:12 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Lost Political Party

    by vikingkitty

  • June 4, 2005, 5:15 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the You Gonna See It No Mattah What It's T

    by DanteCubit

  • June 4, 2005, 5:16 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Temple of Socialized Medicine, Affirmative

    by vikingkitty

  • June 4, 2005, 5:21 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Movie Version of Firefly

    by Daddy Tones

    Because SERENITY is gonna kick it's lilly-ass.

  • June 4, 2005, 5:22 a.m. CST

    Raiders of the Lost Pensions Funds

    by vikingkitty

    Starring your local union goons and thugs.

  • June 4, 2005, 5:33 a.m. CST

    Wow, vikingkitty...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...that's really funny... In fact, the more you repeat the same joke, the funnier it gets. I have no doubts that you're the gifted one in your family.

  • June 4, 2005, 5:40 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Poli-Grip of Doom

    by ellid

    That title sounds like something out of a 1930s serial. Not a chance.

  • June 4, 2005, 5:43 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones - YEEEEEARRRRGH!

    by vikingkitty

    Featuring Howard Dean as the retarded sidekick.

  • June 4, 2005, 5:48 a.m. CST

    Idiana Jones vs. The New Deal

    by vikingkitty

    Unfortunately, the bad guys would win.

  • June 4, 2005, 6:21 a.m. CST

    You misheard the title!!!

    by ZeroCorpse

    It's "Indiana Jones and the Opal of ETHEL MERMAN and PRINCE" OOooow!

  • June 4, 2005, 6:45 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones & the Suicide bombers of Allah

    by classyfredblassy

    Lebanon's opposition has called for the resignation of pro-Syrian President Emile Lahoud and a general strike after a car bombing killed a prominent anti-Syrian journalist. Opposition leaders also called for a day of mourning Friday for Samir Kassir, who died Thursday when a bomb planted in his car went off. "The opposition sees the response to this new crime should be the resignation of the president as the effective head of the security and the intelligence regime," Elias Atallah, a senior official in Lebanon's Democratic Left Movement, told Al Arabiya television after an opposition meeting at a Beirut hotel. Kassir, 45, was a columnist for the Lebanese daily newspaper An Nahar, a publication often critical of Syrian influence in Lebanon.

  • June 4, 2005, 6:46 a.m. CST

    I pray to God that this is the correct title for two reasons

    by Man-in-the-Box

    1. Heathen will have to eat his left nut, and 2. Some other dude will have to give up internet porn.

  • June 4, 2005, 7:07 a.m. CST

    krullboy about filibuster & terrorism

    by tombseye

    Well, the filibuster having been used and abused by the GOP for the many decades they were out of office didn't gave the Dems cause to remove the voice of the minority in govt. Ironically, the record for the longest filibuster belongs to none other than Strum "I wish I could have owned slaves" Thurmond. This new brand of republican is neither moderate or rational or really conservative for that matter. It is a not status-quo they seek to maintain any longer as most classical conservatives have in the past. This group of radical rightwing religious fundamentalists seeks to eliminate any all safety nets that the majority of Americans have needed in the past. The judges that Bush nominated, well most were passed through. The few held up were extremists and against what most Americans support, such as abortion rights and civil liberties. Then Bush tries to get someone like that nutjob Bolton to head the UN and yet his nomination to the UN is like putting a pyromaniac in charge of America's forests (something I think Healthy Forests Initiative is one step away from). The GOP foolishly think that they will be in power forever and thus the drastic redistricting. I mean the tradition was a mutually beneficial redistricting every decade, but now it's let's redistrict the Dems out even if they have a majority somewhere. Wow, ain't that a great democratic attitude. The filibuster exists so to prevent the tyranny of the majority party in govt. and to prompt compromises. That's what is so draconian about Republicans today and why this govt. they've managed to beg, borrow and steal is one of the least democratic in history. As for the solution to this issue, let it alone. Enough of Republicans (the only real moderates left in the GOP including McCain & Snowe) realized that this kind of legisliation could one day come back to bite the GOP in the ass. Like I said, the party is run by extremist religious neoconservative unfettered and unregulated capitalist ideologues. The Dems are often quite corrupt via special interests and the like, but compared to the GOP definitely the lesser of two evils. As for terrorism, well how about we first address the real reason why it exists. We support the Saudi and Egyptian govts. who turn around and oppress the hell out of their populations,but we turn a blind eye. Meanwhile, the biggest irritant to our relations in the region is Israel, which refuses to leave the Palestinians alone while complaining of being threatened by 2 neighbors who have effectively demilitarized and signed peace treaties with them. Why does an economically vibrant tiny nation with the 4th most powerful military on earth and enough nukes to wipe out all of mankind still need US aid? And why does the US help without question? The solution to terrorism is to make our ties to Israel simply a matter of supporting their right to exist and leave it at that. Stop sending them aid, stop helping them at the UN. Iraq is not where the people implicated in 9/11 are. Anyone still buying that needs to stop drinking the coolaid. Afghanistan needs to be fixed and we need to also insist that Pakistan return to democracy at some point and that Uzbekistan should either follow suit or we stop backing yet another authoritarian regime. How's that for solutions?

  • June 4, 2005, 7:11 a.m. CST

    Or perhaps Ford was just having fun at his expense, eh?

    by SalvatoreGravano

    If some idiot came to me and started bothering me when I was having a good time with friends, I, too, would tell him something that would leave him scratching a hole in his skull. Or perhaps it's all made up, hmmm? Hey, yesterday I asked George Lucas about the title of Episode 0, and he told me the working title is "Yoda's Desktop Adventures - the Movie".

  • June 4, 2005, 7:14 a.m. CST

    Hmm, actually terrorism DOES go beyond Islamic fundies

    by tombseye

    Not just the Tim McVeigh incident, but the Tamil Tigers of Sri Lanka, the IRA and of course the organized militaries of various states such as Turkey, while secular, can and do oppress the Kurds. What 9/11 did was galvanize people who were looking to blame entire populations for what a handful of nutjobs did and so now it's all about the evils of all Muslims. Obviously, as an atheist myself, I'm about as favorable to Islam as a I am to Christianity and Odin worship, that is not at all. Yet I am actually able to remain aware that most Christians in the US aren't quite at Bush's fundamentalist zealotry level and still realize that most Muslims just live their lives without seeking to destroy the west b/c they hate (lol) America's freedom and democracy. The changes that the admin. have been taking credit for in places like Lebanon have been taking place b/c of the new Arab media that has been broadcasting what has transpired in the former Soviet Bloc as well as life in democratic states. Much as Bushco hate AlJazeera (for the same reason they hate a free press as they can't stand criticism regardless of its validity), it is networks like AlJazeera that have helped to reshape Arab thinking towards wanting their corrupt dictators gone moreso than the laughable attempts of US public diplomacy by this admin.

  • June 4, 2005, 7:15 a.m. CST

    Besides, the real title is "Indiana Jones and the Sons of Darkne

    by SalvatoreGravano

    Har, har. (Those who know - understand).

  • June 4, 2005, 7:42 a.m. CST

    No matter what the title,

    by numberface

    It's probably going to be about Indy meeting his long-lost son, Abner Ravenwood the Second or something. (Marion got knocked up and left Indy years ago). Then they go off on some adventure. Connery will probably show up in it. There'll be a monkey. And a chase of some sort. Whoopee!

  • June 4, 2005, 7:44 a.m. CST

    You got it wrong.

    by cookylamoo

    The title is "Indiana Jones Meets Ethyl Merman and Prince."

  • June 4, 2005, 8:31 a.m. CST

    Starring Greedo as the MerMan

    by deviloki

    Old Jones Chronicles

  • June 4, 2005, 8:36 a.m. CST

    DocPazuzu

    by Shan

    The problem these days doing anything religious in the movies is that anything contentious will probably get knocked on the head. Amongst other things, anything that could impact on the box office and find itself banned in an Islamic country (apparently Constantine was banned in Malaysia) will get chucked out. Possibly unfair but just the way things are.

  • June 4, 2005, 8:38 a.m. CST

    Sean Connery

    by Shan

    Has anyone mentioned anywhere whether they'd like to get him on board, even for a cameo or is he completely retired or not interested?

  • June 4, 2005, 8:42 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Monkey King's Crusade To Secure The Bl

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 8:48 a.m. CST

    I wonder

    by Wheel99

    if there will be a pivotal scene where Harrison Ford cuts of the Mer-Prince mid sentance by pointing at him.

  • June 4, 2005, 8:50 a.m. CST

    Sucks!

    by Eshu

    It's too long and clunky and I hope to god there aren't any fucking mer-men in the movie!

  • June 4, 2005, 8:55 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and Michael Moore's Fat Smelly Ass

    by classyfredblassy

    Comparing Tim McVeigh, the Tamil Tigers etc. to global Islamic Terrorism, in terms of financial backing, global scope and the carnage they commit, is a bit like comparing a local kid's lemonade stand to Coca-Cola. 68% percent of people in the Islamic world rate Osma Bendover as the "Word Leader" they most admire. Someone who calls for the killing of "infidel" women and children. Nice. Compare and contrast that with the Western World, were for the past twenty years Pope John Paul was the most admired .Owned, you bitches!!!

  • June 4, 2005, 8:58 a.m. CST

    World's Tough Job: Travel Agent for the Middel East

    by classyfredblassy

    Two veiled woman shot at a tourist bus, while a man blew himself up, in two attacks against tourists in Cairo that left the three assailants dead and seven people wounded. In the first attack on Saturday afternoon, a suicide bomber blew himself up near the Egyptian museum in the central part of the capital, killing himself and wounding seven others. Three Egyptians, two Israelis, a Swede and an Italian were hurt after the man jumped off an overpass and blew himself up with a nail-filled bomb at one of the most popular destinations in the capital. Remains of a body, covered with newspapers, were seen beneath the bridge a few minutes after the explosion was heard through downtown Cairo. News agency photos showed the body lying in a pool of blood, its head destroyed in the blast.

  • June 4, 2005, 9:04 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Creationist Moronic Monkey King.

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 9:09 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Monkey King's Fourth Reich

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 9:11 a.m. CST

    anyone remember...

    by tommydickfingers

    that old indiana jones graphic adventure game on the Amiga - "Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis"? How long's the script been around for this one?

  • June 4, 2005, 9:11 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Bombed Limbless Civilians.

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 9:15 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones, Dubya And Dummie.

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 9:20 a.m. CST

    circa 1980... get this.... the new indianna jones film is title

    by TheGinger Twit

    I doubt that this is the real title of the new indy film.

  • June 4, 2005, 9:23 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Monkey King Unable To Capture The Elusive

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 9:25 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Monkey King Who Was Planning To Invade Ira

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 9:28 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Powerful 51% Mandate.

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 9:31 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Turkish Boudouir of Passion

    by Spacesheik

  • June 4, 2005, 9:31 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the God-fearing Hypocrites.

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 9:33 a.m. CST

    Fake

    by MJAYACE

    As soon as he said Harrison Ford's a great guy I knew its a fake. The guy's been nothing but a jerk in most of the interviews I have ever seen.

  • It is about a young Indy when he went to a special school for archeologists. His friends Sallah and Marion round out a trio.

  • June 4, 2005, 9:50 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Cult of Scientology

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 9:50 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the joke of a lifetime.

    by Capt. Blackadder

  • June 4, 2005, 9:57 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Sinister Sprocket

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 9:58 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Death Camp on Oreo Street

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 9:59 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Magic Hills of Delicious Canyon

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:01 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Madness of Frankenstein

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:02 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Wand of Steel

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:02 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Blaze of Glory

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:04 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Glass Dome of the Secret Circus

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:06 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Bottomless Filibuster

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:07 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Return of Slandor Magma

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:07 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Death Ounce

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:09 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Monkey King's Brilliant Foreign Polici

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 10:09 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Hallucinations of Green

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:11 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Impenetrable Machines of Doctor Maxivox

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:12 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Steam Caverns of Mysterious Purpose

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:12 a.m. CST

    Global financing? You assume they all work together

    by tombseye

    Each group is not Al Qaeda just b/c someone in the admin. says so. The Chechens have been fighting the Russians based upon as much as anything their own ethno-linguistic identity for example. Whereas the US govts. of both Clinton and Bush called that conflict a civil conflict at any rate, the current Russian regime has decided to borrow a page from Bush and call them terrorists regardless of what they do and even if they only target Russian military personnel. And Beslan shows how this conflict is expanding outside of Chechnya as most of the perps were Ingush not Chechens (not something the media seemed to care to relate). And you assume that death by terrorism is worse that death by bombing or "friendly fire" or whatever other terms that collateral damage now refers to. Wrong. Terrorism is often the last refuge of the most powerless and does not sprout up without reason, sometimes foreseeable and other times not. And yes the elements in Egypt are hostile towards many foreigners, for the aforementioned reasons at any rate. One can still want them to be stopped AND not support Mubarak and not remotely support the Bush admin., which has now through its policies killed more civilians than all the terrorists they claim to oppose. The insurgents in Iraq no doubt represent the Sunni minority that is now out of power and won't be back moreso than "foreign fighters" at any rate. This admin. simply has no understanding of foreign affairs and blunders along cluelessly. We need to stop helping the authoritarian regimes in the region, stop helping Israel with their occupation and start thinking about actually backing human rights as opposed to pretending to do so or paying lip service to atrocities that are taking place in Sudan (where in Darfur both the victims and perps are Muslims). Now in Sudan it is more about language since the tribesmen involved in acts of murder tend to be Arabic-speakers as opposed to the locals in Darfur who aren't. Yet it is interesting that this can become a discussion about Muslims in general again.

  • June 4, 2005, 10:13 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Greatest Nation On Earth.

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 10:14 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Third Lever Maneuver

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:15 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Bombed Wedding Guests.

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 10:16 a.m. CST

    RE:Indiana Jones and the Bombed Limbless Civilians.

    by classyfredblassy

    Good Titlem Faggot! Here is your opening scene:Ten Iraqis were killed in an overnight suicide bombing in a remote village north of Baghdad, officials said Friday, bringing to nearly 50 the number of people killed during a bloody day of violence in Iraq. Thursday's carnage claimed the lives of at least 49 people, including more than 30 in four suicide bombings across the country's north and a Shiite cleric in the southern city of Basra.

  • June 4, 2005, 10:16 a.m. CST

    It's a joke.

    by RezE11even

    Ford is a funny little bastard.

  • June 4, 2005, 10:17 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Cadavers Conspiracy

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:17 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Buckleberry Ferry

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:18 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Legend of Billie Jean

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:19 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Bellisarus Memorandum

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:19 a.m. CST

    Russian regime has decided to borrow a page from Bush and call t

    by classyfredblassy

    Actually, Osma Bend-Over talks about Russia and its fight with the Chechens all the time in his hate speech. Wrong again, Skippy!

  • June 4, 2005, 10:21 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Piss Stained Koran At Guantanamo Bay.

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 10:21 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the 13 Towers of Siffredi

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:21 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Mystery of Jar Jar's Sphynx

    by SongOfTheSausage

    ...

  • June 4, 2005, 10:22 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and local muslim terrorist cell

    by classyfredblassy

    Two U.S. citizens have been arrested on federal charges of conspiring to provide material support to al Qaeda, federal authorities announced Sunday. Such material support usually means donating money or other other resources. The one-count complaint was filed Friday in the Southern District of New York in Manhattan against Tarik Ibn Osman Shah, aka Tarik Jenkins or Abu Musab; and a Florida doctor, Rafiq Sabir, aka The Doctor, according to a joint statement by federal prosecutors and the FBI. Both men were recorded "allegedly pledging their support and loyalty to al Qaeda and Osama bin Laden," the statement said.

  • June 4, 2005, 10:22 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Dangers of the Cave Flute

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:22 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and your mom.

    by Man-in-the-Box

  • June 4, 2005, 10:23 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Chunche Platz

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:24 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Monkey King's Support For Israel Throu

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 10:25 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Reluctant Mongoose of Tongoo

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:25 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the the murdered middle-eastern christians

    by classyfredblassy

    Five churches in Iraq were targeted in car bomb attacks Sunday, Aug. 1; 11 people were killed and dozens were wounded in the first large-scale terrorist attacks against Iraq's Christian minority, an estimated 3 percent of the nation's 24 million people. Four churches in Baghdad were struck in the orchestrated attacks, along with a church in Mosul in northern Iraq. The churches trace their lineage back to the first century, long predating Muhammad's founding of Islam in 622 AD.

  • June 4, 2005, 10:25 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Storm of Foul

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:26 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Fur helmets of Hooker

    by SongOfTheSausage

    ...

  • June 4, 2005, 10:26 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Sting of Political Fire

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:28 a.m. CST

    Douche Alert!

    by Smint

    Once again, Harry trolls a newsgroup, finds an unsubstantiated rumour and posts it to the site as a "Scoop" sent to him by a top secret spy! What a complete Douche-Bag. This smells of "Grando" Calrissian.

  • June 4, 2005, 10:28 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Terrorists Who Started Operating In Iraq

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 10:31 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Blistering Fear of Mister Roundhouse

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:32 a.m. CST

    Powemetal...why are you comparing liberals/Democrats to Nazis?

    by Roger Thornhill

    Don't you understand that Democrats and liberals are about as far from National Socialism as one can get? Liberals are lefties whereas Nazis are extreme right wingers like you. Comparing liberals and democrats to Nazis makes absolutely no sense, it would make far more sense if you compared them to communists you awful jackass. You even said one liberal talkbacker is a fan of Hitler. My Lord are you ignorant, no wonder why you're a dumbass Bush supporter you right wing fascist neo-Nazi Hitler Youth loving uneducated homophobic xenophobic Jew hating pile of human excrement. You're the definition of a worthless human being. If you love Bush so much, why don't you volunteer to fight in Iraq so you can be a direct instrument of his wise foreign policy.

  • June 4, 2005, 10:32 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Appreciation Abroad For The Monkey King&#3

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 10:32 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Lauren and the Beth

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:33 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Oprah appearance of the Supreme Thetan

    by SongOfTheSausage

    ...

  • June 4, 2005, 10:33 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Hall of Grando

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:35 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Sixth Replicant

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:35 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Qui Gon Ghul

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:36 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Happy Atheist.

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 10:36 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Sunken Widowmaker

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:36 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Gonzo Canon of Lucifer's Lono

    by SongOfTheSausage

    .....

  • *Conan* Enough Politics! *Throws knife at gut of nearest Republicrat high priest. LIBERTARIANS DON'T RULE!!! But are still better. :-P

  • June 4, 2005, 10:37 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Curious Baldwin

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:38 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Piss Sprankled Banner. Uhhh I mean Koran.

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 10:38 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Man of Stool

    by Man of Stool

    Starring yours truly!

  • June 4, 2005, 10:39 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Streamlined Pucker

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:40 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Inbred Monkey King Dynasty.

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 10:40 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Polyp of the Last Raider

    by SongOfTheSausage

    ....

  • June 4, 2005, 10:40 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Lord of the Dance

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:42 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Master of Zamfir

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:43 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Evil Dream of Louis Cypher

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:43 a.m. CST

    Politics

    by williammunny

    Debating politics on a movie website, and for the most part on the internet, is useless. I would just encourage everyone to start looking beyond mindless party politics, and start realizing that both parties are screwing you, and that we are moving ever closer to plutocracy and fascism. It doesn't matter what party is in power, power and resources are being concentrated into fewer and fewer hands.

  • June 4, 2005, 10:44 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Homeopathic Hunter

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:45 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Voiceless Consonant Typo.

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 10:45 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Black Fever of Russel Stover

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:46 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and mystery Clarissa couldn't explain

    by SongOfTheSausage

    ...

  • June 4, 2005, 10:47 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Secret Chime of the Kool Aid Fruit

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:47 a.m. CST

    Indians Jones and the SACRED TULSA

    by Hexus

    The anagram server + Original Indy Titles creates some comedy gold. Also makes Indiana Jones and the Custard Seal.

  • June 4, 2005, 10:48 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Walk of Merciless Agony

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:49 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Decision at Nakatomi Tower

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:50 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the unnaturalness of a non-gay Batman movie

    by SongOfTheSausage

    ...

  • June 4, 2005, 10:52 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Discovery of the Traveling Pants

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:53 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Last of the Joy Luck Club

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:53 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Furnace of Sacramento

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:54 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the un-yielding Alba erection

    by SongOfTheSausage

    ...

  • June 4, 2005, 10:54 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Legend Of The Axis Of Evil Speech.

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 10:54 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Domain of Stank

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:55 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the grinding Flockhart Bones

    by SongOfTheSausage

    ...

  • June 4, 2005, 10:56 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Secrets of Bohemian Grove

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:57 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Monkey King's Baboon Ass.

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 10:57 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Vengeance of Peter Scolari

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 10:59 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the humorlesness of hip replacement surgery

    by SongOfTheSausage

    ...

  • June 4, 2005, 10:59 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Moss-Covered Family Credenza

    by Ingeld

  • June 4, 2005, 11 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Lost Symphony of Le Petomane

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 11 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Evangelical Rapture of THX-1138

    by Hexus

  • June 4, 2005, 11:01 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Last Ditch Bitch

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 11:02 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Shameless Profit

    by Ingeld

    Not funny, but the most accurate.

  • June 4, 2005, 11:02 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and Cocolopez' Poe Flick.

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 11:03 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and Baby Suicide Bomber

    by classyfredblassy

    Ahh, how cute! A photo of a Palestinian baby dressed as a suicide bomber that family members say was a joke has further escalated tensions between Israelis and Palestinians.The photograph was taken some time ago at a party when someone dressed up the cutest baby as a suicide bomber," a relative said. http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2002/WORLD/meast/06/28/baby.photo/story.baby.bomb.jpg

  • June 4, 2005, 11:03 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the monotony of Midichlorians

    by SongOfTheSausage

    ...

  • June 4, 2005, 11:04 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Apple of Discord!

    by Hexus

  • June 4, 2005, 11:04 a.m. CST

    RE: Indiana Jones and the un-yielding Alba erection

    by classyfredblassy

    Great Post! Very Funny! She is hot hot hot!

  • June 4, 2005, 11:04 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Temptations of the Easy Slide

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 11:05 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the mass appeal of Mikey Teutel

    by SongOfTheSausage

    ....

  • June 4, 2005, 11:05 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Dude's Koran That Really Tied The Room

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 11:06 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Acceleration of the Turbo Zoo

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 11:07 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Bloodbath at Moulin Rouge

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 11:09 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Parliment Funkadelic

    by Hexus

  • June 4, 2005, 11:09 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Sheer exctasy of Shapova's shreiking

    by SongOfTheSausage

    ...

  • June 4, 2005, 11:10 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Final Test of Adrian Zemed

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 11:10 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and Monkey King's "No Dummie, I Am Your Fathe

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 11:12 a.m. CST

    Free Your Mind and Your Ass Will Follow

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 11:13 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Blitzkrieg Taco

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 11:13 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Cruel and Unusual Panty

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 11:14 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Passion of the Christ

    by Hexus

  • June 4, 2005, 11:15 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and Monkey King's Hairy Nuts.

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 11:15 a.m. CST

    Star Wars: Episode VII - Indiana Jones and the Lord of the Onion

    by Forestal

  • June 4, 2005, 11:16 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and George's hot juicing Jedi

    by SongOfTheSausage

    ...

  • June 4, 2005, 11:16 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight

    by Hexus

  • June 4, 2005, 11:16 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Slickball Champion

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 11:18 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Land Of The Biggots And The Home Of The M

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 11:18 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Actor Who Might Die Before He Plays Indian

    by Forestal

  • June 4, 2005, 11:19 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Madness of King Mapother IV

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 11:20 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Endless Quest

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 11:21 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Friendship Between The Bin Ladens And The

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 11:21 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Eurythmics

    by SongOfTheSausage

    ....

  • June 4, 2005, 11:22 a.m. CST

    I don't know Hexus but let's give it our best shot.

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 11:23 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the What Fanboys? Who Me? Crowd.

    by Hexus

    And for that matter, Indiana Jones Muppet Babies.

  • June 4, 2005, 11:25 a.m. CST

    Weird, a gargantuan talkback where nobody rants.

    by scrumdiddly

    Also, people are taking this seriously? Um.

  • June 4, 2005, 11:26 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Cry of the Godless Slanderer

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 11:26 a.m. CST

    Oh, and quit making fun of Indy's age - he drank from the gr

    by scrumdiddly

    He's frickin' immortal!

  • June 4, 2005, 11:27 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Legislation That Makes Homosexuals Second

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 11:28 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Destiny of Shasta McNasty

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 11:29 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Sexual Paleosexual

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 11:31 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Hexus of Max Caty's Nexus and Sexus an

    by SongOfTheSausage

    ...

  • June 4, 2005, 11:32 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Knights That Say "NI"

    by Hexus

  • June 4, 2005, 11:32 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Gangrene Infected Left Testicle of the Ill

    by John-Locke

    Thats all I got to offer

  • ... and even I know that Indiana Jones would only not age if he remained where the grail was. If he left that area, he would start to age normally again ...

  • June 4, 2005, 11:34 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Rambunctious Tap Dancing Monkey King.

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 11:35 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Fiery Burn of the Tijuana Gulp

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 11:35 a.m. CST

    Tom Sellek and the inconsolable sadness

    by SongOfTheSausage

    ....

  • June 4, 2005, 11:37 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Silent Sting of Ass Cancer

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 11:39 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Boys of Backstreet

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 11:39 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Monkey King Take A Trip To Old Europe, The

    by bananasuperpower

  • This title is probably bull crapola, but I wouldn't be the least surprised if it were true. Steven Spielberg makes great films and I will go seet this no matter what, but Christ on a crutch with Lucas' effing love of mothereffing Saturday morning serials is almost as obnoxious as Tarantino's love of all things crap-from-the-70's (though I love HIS crap). Lucas has spent his whole life paying homage to those cruddy serials from his childhood. Yee.

  • FACT: Suicide terrorism is not primarily a product of Islamic fundamentalism. FACT: The world

  • June 4, 2005, 11:43 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Damnation of Desire

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 11:44 a.m. CST

    Raiders Of The Lost Hip Replacement

    by Masht

    Mer-Man Prince? Maybe Indiana Jones Vs Predator.

  • June 4, 2005, 11:45 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Eunics of Riverdale

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 11:45 a.m. CST

    Fanboys do Politix

    by jigzaw

    Wow, I wanna talk about Spielberg's balls and now I'm reading about Al Qaeda???

  • June 4, 2005, 11:46 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Space Pulsation

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 11:47 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the quest for love

    by SongOfTheSausage

    sweet

  • June 4, 2005, 11:48 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Treasure of Mount Lohan

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 11:48 a.m. CST

    william, I agree that the system sucks

    by tombseye

    power is indeed being concentrated into fewer and fewer hands. I frankly voted for Kerry just b/c he was infinitely preferable to a dummy like Bush, but Kerry was not even remotely my 1st choice. Half the time, the Dems go along with the GOP agenda at any rate and the differences between the two have faded considerably. As for debating on the board about politics, well I do b/c I have found that many of the so-called nerds etc. are amongst the most progressive, not unlike Harry, and yet many don't take part in the political process and that leads to inept leaders like Bush coming to power. I mostly talk entertainment stuff, but occassionally, especially when the cons/neocons are out in force, I have no problem debating the bizarre reality disconnect that the Republicans suffer from.

  • June 4, 2005, 11:50 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Appointment at Owl Farm

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 11:50 a.m. CST

    tombseye

    by jigzaw

    Agreed with your premise, but Osama bin Fucker doesn't want to just kick the Americans out of Saudi Arabia (we've gotten out pretty much by now) but to overthrow the U.S.-"friendly" regime and take over the oil and take over the region to stage a real WW3 on the infidels. They want Pakistan too with those nukes. And the worst they can say about is is we didn't worship their book the same way they do??? We accidentally put it too close to a toilet??? A freaking BOOK!!!!! AND THAT'S CALLED TORTURE????????!!!!!!!!!!

  • June 4, 2005, 11:50 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Resurrection of Bernie Lomax

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 11:51 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the ball-busting Vincent black Shadow

    by SongOfTheSausage

    ....

  • June 4, 2005, 11:52 a.m. CST

    To quote retard Powermetal1...

    by Some Dude

    "Homophobe is semantics" - That sentence is an example of retard speech. It is like saying "Tree is plants" or "Subtraction is mathematics." Go fuck yourself and then take a remedial English course. Also, you might want to come to grips with your latent homosexuality. Anyone who spends that much time describing men's assholes, while at the same time spewing forth anti-gay comments, must be a self-loathing, closeted homosexual. By accepting yourself for what you were born as, you will feel less need to hate others (which will give you more time to brush up on your "American").

  • June 4, 2005, noon CST

    tombseye's FACTs

    by classyfredblassy

    When is the last time you heard of a "Tamil Tiger" doing a bombing outside their country? Have you every heard of them trying to recruit in other countries? Have you have heard of them bombing another country that simply has relations with their enemy? Have they ever threaten to make "the streets run red with blood" in other countries that are nice enough to let them immigrate there, and a secular law is passed they don't like? Fact is, a lot of Islamic terrorism is not just a tactic to make foreign powers leave their countries. FACT: Three years ago, Islamic groups threaten to make it a "bloody christmas" for Christians living in the Philippines. They were true to their word, and blew up two churches during christmas mass. Now since Christians have been living there before there were Muslims, what "foreign occupier" were they trying to get to leave? Sounds like a hate crime to me. What is the point of attacking good will gestures like the Kashmire Peace Bus? Why bomb Beirut's Christian area? Don't they have a right to live there? I am pretty sure they date further back in that region that the Muslims do. Why blow Mosques of different sects of Islam? Why cut off a reporte's head?

  • June 4, 2005, 12:08 p.m. CST

    jigsaw, Bin Laden isn't the whole problem

    by tombseye

    And it's the Arabian peninsula and our presence in the region that bugs these guys, but that's still a side issue. During my travels in the region most of what I heard was that they love American individuals, these films (some of them really crappy) and those books etc., but they get really hot and bothered when our relationship with Israel comes up. It's our military presence and past machinations in the region and our unconditional support of Israel that have caused and sustained terrorism and anger towards the US, not just in the Mideast, but all over the world. with that said, i have no problem with Bin Laden being chased and brought to trial properly. the point is that the US has done lots of wrong and it doesn't help when people like Cheney just sit there and say the US has done nothing wrong ever. Even if we claim good intentions that's hard to swallow. The thing is that Bin Laden has no shot at anything. In Saudi, the Wahhabists have a chance at some power, but not necessarily with Bin Laden. It'd be more of an internal nightmare. Pakistan's military and secular establishment is most likely not going to fold AND their nukes were built in response to India which built theirs in response to China. Now Iran has yet to actually develop ANY, but their rationale is why does Israel get them and we don't since we are surrounded by nuclear powers? This inspite of most Iranians being very pro-American and they hate their clerical regime. Ultimately, we need to change our foreign policy in the region and stop acting like this will go away if we just fight and capture and kill Bin Laden and his cohorts. The disconnect between the US and the rest of the world has become quite disturbing and I'm no longer buying that the entire planet is wrong and we're right. Things have to change and it's gotta start with us. Much of the Mideast and Islamic world have different views of things. The Quran to them cannot touch the ground or be handled callously or disrespectfully. I'm not a fan of religion myself, but I'm not going to tell others how to worship either. Since we're over there we need to behave a bit better since now we're stuck in Iraq and Afghanistan as well for that matter. Our interests would be better served with something that changes this system that allows special interests to run our country instead of the people.

  • June 4, 2005, 12:10 p.m. CST

    Re:Classyfredblassy.

    by bananasuperpower

    Not every Palestinian kid is a suicide bomber. I remember seeing other television images of heartbroken Palestinian parents whose child was shot by Israeli soldiers while she was walking home from school.

  • June 4, 2005, 12:14 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and The The.

    by gopher

    Beat u all suckas

  • June 4, 2005, 12:15 p.m. CST

    actually Freddy, you are still getting it wrong

    by tombseye

    The point I was making was that the Tamil Tigers are active and have killed more people. In addition, it's a human nature issue and not simply about Islam or Muslim character which is nonsense. As for them bombing other countries, our relations with Israel, Egypt and Saudi are more than just relations. if that was the case you'd have a point. We back them militarily and politically with all we've got with Israel getting the lion's share. I believe what we're doing is wrong and that's what is creating terrorism, our flawed policies. We need to make the Israelis leave the Palestinians alone. We need to stop selling weapons to the Saudis. We need to get Mubarak to do some real democratic reform. As for the Moros of the Philippines, actually they were there b/f the Christians as Christianity came with the Spaniards who converted the locals over the centuries, although in some cases both religions came at the same time. The violence is aimed at the central govt. of the Philippines, but regardless it's wrong and yet it does have a political point to it as the Philippine govt. has sent troops who have committed atrocities in Mindanao. Violence begets violence ultimately. Rather than seeing this has a one sided "jihad" it is important to realize the reasons, rational or not, in order to come up with better foreign policies that are in the interests of Americans and human rights worldwide.

  • June 4, 2005, 12:25 p.m. CST

    tombseye's blind eye

    by classyfredblassy

    So if it is our policies that create Islamic violence wouldn't changing them to make them happy be rewarding them for their actions? Seems to me you just be asking for more of the same. "Those who stay in America should be open to society without melting, keeping Mosques open so anyone can come and learn about Islam. If you choose to live here, you have a responsibility to deliver the message of Islam ... Islam isn't in America to be equal to any other faiths, but to become dominant. The Koran, the Muslim book of scripture, should be the highest authority in America, and Islam the only accepted religion on Earth."

  • For example Indiana Jones will be known as Indiana Jonez, and will be played by Will Smith. Or, come to think about it, Hulk Hogan. "I'm making this up as I go, BROTHER."

  • June 4, 2005, 12:36 p.m. CST

    The The

    by Shan

    Aren't they a band?

  • June 4, 2005, 12:38 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Slaughter Of The Infidels In The Name Of T

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 12:41 p.m. CST

    I'm from Sri Lanka ...

    by Shan

    ... the important thing to remember is that the majority of Tamils are not involved in acts of terror against the national government. I'm not an apologist either as I come from the other ethnic group (Sinhalese) which makes up the majority of the populace.

  • June 4, 2005, 12:46 p.m. CST

    So ...

    by Shan

    In any situation, it's important to remember that you can't automatically attribute the behaviour of a few members of an ethnic and/or religious group to the entirity. The flipside always is that in what is effectively a guerilla war, often only a small percentage need to be involved to cause havoc.

  • June 4, 2005, 12:46 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Monkey King's Righteous Smirk.

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 12:49 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Monkey King's Comment That The Jury Is

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 12:50 p.m. CST

    Raiders Of The Lost Oil Fields

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 12:52 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and Sisterhood of the Traveling Girls I'l LIke

    by Forestal

  • June 4, 2005, 12:55 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Mysterious Rash on Short Round's Wang.

    by Mel Garga

  • June 4, 2005, 12:56 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Administration Of Chickenhawks.

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 1 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Temple Full Of Weapons Of Mass Destruction

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 1 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Jade Scorpion

    by Forestal

  • June 4, 2005, 1:02 p.m. CST

    Raiders Of Our Hard Won Freedoms.

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 1:03 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Not By A Long Shot Last Crusade For Oil.

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 1:05 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the White Temple Full Of Cowardly Chickenhawks

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 1:08 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones And The....

    by sundancekeed

    Aw hell, it doesn't matter what they call it, it's still going to be "the new Indiana Jones movie" to everyone. And will somebody ban Powermetal AGAIN? It's gotten where you can't have a talkback without his dumb homophobe on steroids ass showing up and turning a film discussion into an insult fest regarding religion and politics. If I need that shit, I'll go watch C-Span or Bill Maher.

  • June 4, 2005, 1:09 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Curse Of The Religeous Biggots Who Think I

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 1:13 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Legend Of Cocolopez.

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 1:18 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Monkey King's Ten Gallon Hat And Six S

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 1:21 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and Dick The Chickenhawk's Halliburton emergen

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 1:29 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the President Who Smoked Pot In College But Di

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 1:32 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Monkey King's Failed North Korea Polic

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 1:34 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Monkey King Who Turned His Country Into A

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 1:49 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Religeous Right Who Help Spread Aids By Th

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 1:53 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and This Is To Hoping Spielberg And Lucas Knock In

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 1:55 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Miracles Atributed To John Paul II That Wi

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 1:57 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Dumbass Who Lived His Life A Quarter Mile

    by Hell's Cigarette

  • June 4, 2005, 2:10 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Monkey King's Package Holiday To Sunny

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 2:28 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Dumb Cool News That Begged For An Equally

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 2:33 p.m. CST

    Religeous Right Who Help Spread Aid?

    by classyfredblassy

    Dude, how about some personal responsibility. Don't fuck some in the ass without a condom, don't use a dirty needle when shooting drugs. Geesh! If you could stop Cancer by following these rules, the world would be free from it in a year. Must be nice to have some group to blame for stupid choices you make in your life.

  • June 4, 2005, 2:34 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and Ward Churchill's nasty teeth

    by classyfredblassy

    oooh, scary!

  • June 4, 2005, 2:40 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Merchant of Venice

    by Forestal

  • June 4, 2005, 2:47 p.m. CST

    Sounds like...

    by tpstewart

    The next Harry Potter book.

  • June 4, 2005, 2:52 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Blade Runner Three Disc Special Edition Th

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 2:53 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and My Last Post In This Thread.

    by bananasuperpower

  • June 4, 2005, 3:08 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Fate of the Bigoted Turd King, BananasSupe

    by Spacesheik

  • June 4, 2005, 3:09 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and Who is Harry Kellerman and why is he saying th

    by Spacesheik

  • June 4, 2005, 3:09 p.m. CST

    RAIDERS OF THE LOST FINGER OF DOOM

    by Spacesheik

  • June 4, 2005, 3:35 p.m. CST

    thats the best indy title yet

    by abnormal

  • June 4, 2005, 3:50 p.m. CST

    That may be the working title but . . .

    by ransomz

    there's no way that's going to be the title for the movie. It totally sucks, but it has the stink of working title misdirection all over it.

  • June 4, 2005, 3:54 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones And The Crusaders Of The War On Terror

    by scrumdiddly

    too long?

  • June 4, 2005, 4:16 p.m. CST

    DNC Falls For New 'Deep Throat' Plot

    by Van Damned

    No other excuse, really; I can't imagine even fanboys lining up for something with a title like this.

  • June 4, 2005, 4:42 p.m. CST

    Not that Crossfire:AICN isn't terribly interesting

    by Mr_Furious

    but given Harrison Ford's age the real title is Indiana Jones and the Quest for a Solid Bowel Movement. http://theletterd.blogspot.com/2005/05/enough-with-geek-bashing.html

  • June 4, 2005, 4:45 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Occurence at Owl Creek Bridge

    by Mister Man

    ummmmm, Indiana Jones and The Bells of St. Mary's.....ummmmmmmm, Indiana Jones and the Children of the Damned.....ummmmmm, oh, who the fuck cares. Somebody let the yard apes in the chat room, again.

  • June 4, 2005, 4:51 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the half-blood prince.....

    by Deak the Geek

    Indy gets a scar on his forehead and his sidekick is dobby...

  • June 4, 2005, 4:54 p.m. CST

    And if you are gay....

    by Tony fucknuts

    ..always remember to Rubber up. Ah, Partridge.

  • June 4, 2005, 5:08 p.m. CST

    IT'S A WORKING TITLE!!!!

    by bubcus

    I don't think Paramount would release a film by that name, I think it's just a funky title the author chose. It's possible Lucas has nothing to do with the title at all. Let's worry about the title in the three months BEFORE the movie gets released. In the meantime: START SHOOTING THE MOVIE ALREADY!!! (I don't care what it's called, it's INDY. You know the titles of the previous three, the titles are SUPPOSED to be silly and fun).

  • June 4, 2005, 5:24 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Idiotic Talkbackers Who Can't Stop Mak

    by zacdilone

  • June 4, 2005, 5:44 p.m. CST

    Jet Li as Short Round

    by fanb0y

    Who takes care of the baddys with insane martial art action, while geezer Harrison stands back cracking his whip and sarcasm. Now that would be a cool Indy IV casting decision no matter what the title...

  • June 4, 2005, 5:51 p.m. CST

    Indian Jones and the Seemingly Endless Quest To Make A Tired Thi

    by kwisatzhaderach

    And I say great trlogy even although 40% of Last Crusade is a weak remake of Raiders.

  • June 4, 2005, 5:56 p.m. CST

    Hmm missed the a off of Indiana

    by kwisatzhaderach

  • June 4, 2005, 6:09 p.m. CST

    Wow...

    by ejcarter9

    ...I hate you all.

  • June 4, 2005, 6:15 p.m. CST

    Wow 2.

    by I Dunno

    I hate everone in this thread except ejcarter9.

  • June 4, 2005, 6:48 p.m. CST

    Indiana

    by zacdilone

  • June 4, 2005, 6:53 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Indian Indianian

    by Mister Man

  • June 4, 2005, 6:54 p.m. CST

    Make that......

    by Mister Man

    Indiana Jones and the Indian Indianian in India

  • June 4, 2005, 7:04 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Wrath of Oprah

    by zacdilone

    <shudder>

  • June 4, 2005, 7:09 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Soul of Xenu

    by la_sith

  • June 4, 2005, 7:12 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Specter of Tom Cruise on Oprah Mimicking a

    by Mister Man

    <bigger shudder>

  • June 4, 2005, 7:23 p.m. CST

    All kidding aside . . .

    by mascan

    The first 3 movies revolved around sacred artifacts of Judaism, Hinduism & Christianity, respectively. If he&#39;s going to follow the pattern, shouldn&#39;t this one be about some Muslim relic? * Stands back and waits for the jokes to start * :)

  • June 4, 2005, 7:34 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Neverland Ranch

    by Ingeld

    It&#39;s the scariest title of them all.

  • but aren&#39;t the original trilogy&#39;s titles the exact same...all nostalgia aside how are "attack of the clones" and "phantom menace" any worse then "Empire strikes back" or "return of the jedi"??

  • June 4, 2005, 7:55 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones vs MY Balls!!!

    by MOOMBA is HERE

    Yes! Ultimate movie project for Harrison Ford (like the car!) Havve Indiana Jones get nude, covered in indian villiager guana (thats CACA!) and have hoim have my balls for breakfast "oh mr. Jones, want mustard on those balls?" Indiana: Yes please... (Indiana begins to munch on balls) Indiana: Mmmm, tasty gourmet BALLS! So yummy! Me: Yes sir, the pecker is pretty good tooo, how abouts you take a few slices for the road? Indiaia: Dont mind if i do (Jones cuts my bone!) The End

  • June 4, 2005, 8:06 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and The Robot Monkey Ninjas

    by dominic_vobiscum

    I&#39;d pay damn good money to see that.

  • June 4, 2005, 8:23 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and All His Biaaatchs Coming Back with a Dozen of

    by DarthBakpao

    Seriously, isn&#39;t that the premise for Indy 4? All his past lovers coming back into his life?

  • June 4, 2005, 8:28 p.m. CST

    How about this for a title:

    by deadguy76

    "Indiana Jones is older than the holy grail." Harrison Ford isn&#39;t seriously going to star in this one at his age is he?

  • June 4, 2005, 8:54 p.m. CST

    This is the funniest thing on this site since Grando Calrissian

    by DarthCorleone

  • June 4, 2005, 9:17 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Razmataz of San Francisco

    by stlfilmwire

    Indy explores something he&#39;ll soon regret.

  • June 4, 2005, 9:18 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Lowest Steps of Hell

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 9:19 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Full Moon Sausage

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 9:20 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Rising of the S.S. Trautman

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 9:22 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Heat of Victor Volcano

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 9:22 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Dead End on Granola Trail

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 9:23 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Last Blast Door

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 9:24 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Teenage Rage

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 9:25 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Revenge of Yars

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 9:25 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Triple Thick Shamrock

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 9:26 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Slam Dance of the Morbidly Obese

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 9:27 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Hidden Reich of the Amazon

    by stlfilmwire

    Indy and a team go on an expedition to Brazil to study their land. An honest study. However someone mistakes their presence as spy work... as Indy stumbles onto a hidden Nazi army that is working on a special project: To put Hitler&#39;s brain in the body of the ultimate fighting machine - an adult Short-Round (Jet Li). Can Indy save him or will crazy kicking Hitler kick some butts?

  • June 4, 2005, 9:27 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Monkey Crimes of Watson Hammer

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 9:28 p.m. CST

    Are you done yet?

    by fanb0y

    You&#39;ve killed the talkback Leota Toombs....gooood....goood I can feel your multi-posting syndrome..it gives u focus, makes you stronger.

  • June 4, 2005, 9:28 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Mind Crime of the Missing Link

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 9:30 p.m. CST

    stlfilm wire

    by fanb0y

    LOL man thats hilarious...nice dig at how Lucas loves recycling the nazi idea.

  • June 4, 2005, 9:31 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and The House of Maxwell

    by stlfilmwire

    Can Indy resist the taste of Sanka? Or will he learn that his woman Willie is the reason why the House of Maxwell is good to the last drop?

  • June 4, 2005, 9:39 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Oreck Challenge

    by zacdilone

  • June 4, 2005, 9:46 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance

    by zacdilone

    Indy is forced to summon the help of Scotland&#39;s local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.

  • June 4, 2005, 9:50 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Law of Diminishing Returns

    by zacdilone

  • June 4, 2005, 9:51 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Heartbreak of Psoriasis

    by zacdilone

  • June 4, 2005, 9:52 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Neverending Talkback

    by zacdilone

  • June 4, 2005, 10 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Sticky Wicket from Hell

    by William Munny

    Three words: Magic Croquet Balls

  • June 4, 2005, 10:34 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones in Africa

    by zacdilone

    No ride camel. Ride ass!

  • June 4, 2005, 10:47 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Internal DVD Rip of Revenge of the Sith

    by Leota Toombs

  • June 4, 2005, 11:28 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Indiana Jones And The

    by Forestal

  • June 4, 2005, 11:58 p.m. CST

    The Rape of Childhood Magic and Indiana Jones

    by J. Pantsickle

    I want to die for alot of reasons. This is just yet another.

  • June 5, 2005, midnight CST

    This "Phantom Menace" confusion

    by CISCO Bunny

    Wow, I genuinely cannot believe that no one can figure out what the "Phantom Menace" title was, particularly in light of things going on in the world right now. I think of the 6 titles, it&#39;s probably the best one. The "Phantom Menace" was the fake crisis with the trade federation that Palpantine orchestrated to consolidate his power within the Senate. He had to create this fake crisis, this "phantom menace" as an excuse to take control of the Senate and give himself emergency powers.

  • June 5, 2005, 12:42 a.m. CST

    I was there too and I&#39;m 99% sure that what Ford said was "In

    by Darth_Inedible

    Why am I posting this? What the fuck is wrong with me?

  • June 5, 2005, 12:43 a.m. CST

    Phantom Menace Title Meaning

    by perfecto_fan

    WOW!! that title explanation makes a lot of sense actually, especially with the "The Revenge of the Sith" movie and the manipulation that Palapatine did in this film and through the entire series...I am never going to like the "Phantom Menace" movie though(Jar Jar) fucken killed it for me...but I hate to say it..I kinda like the title now...thanks Cisco Bunny..Lates

  • June 5, 2005, 1:16 a.m. CST

    Monkey King

    by cyberskunk

    I don&#39;t have much to say except the occasional post with Monkey King in the title made me think more of Sun Wukong from The Journey to the West than the current President of the U.S. I love The Journey to the West books.

  • June 5, 2005, 1:17 a.m. CST

    Yeah and Harrison

    by Ridge

    Would probably like you to believe that title too... Im betting its fake, it&#39;ll probably be some sort of original title from Lucas like "The Attack of the Phantom Clone Menace whilst The Revenge of the Nazis takes place whilst Indiana gives A New Hope to the American Empire Striking Back and occuring with the Return of the Archeologist"

  • June 5, 2005, 2:06 a.m. CST

    You are all a bunch of whining bitches

    by LeckoManiac

    democrats suck...republicans suck...none of them have the countries interest in mind...so to scratch and claw to support them only to allow them more power to screw us over...is pathetic on either side...and Indiana Jones will still be entertaining if nothing else...

  • June 5, 2005, 2:52 a.m. CST

    Powermetal

    by eclipsedman

    To get ROTS downloaded get Mirc, go to TMD-movieZ and there you will find 2 real ROTS files, download them from there

  • June 5, 2005, 3:15 a.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES HAS A BEER AND CHEETS ON HIS WIFE

    by Darth Philbin

    will explain how he lost his eye

  • June 5, 2005, 6:19 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the bureacratic fate of the Filibusters!

    by Spacesheik

  • June 5, 2005, 6:50 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and Therman Mermans pearls?

    by liljuniorbrown

    "Hey professor Jones you want me to make you some sandwiches?" Come on people Bad Santa is fucking funny. Therman Merman

  • June 5, 2005, 8:05 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and The Treasure of Sierra Madre

    by Spacesheik

    "badges?!! badges?! we got no stinking badges dr jones!!"

  • June 5, 2005, 8:09 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Silenced Scienceless Scientologist

    by Mister Man

  • June 5, 2005, 8:50 a.m. CST

    I was also at a big Hollywood party

    by K|LLDOZER

    and ran into Harrison, and he told me it would be called "Indiana Jones and the Return of the Curse of the Son of the Creatures Ghost." What the hell?? I thought we bonded over those scant 8 minutes of ass-kissing enough to where he would tell me the truth.

  • June 5, 2005, 9:08 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones And The Sweet Honey Jellies Of Spicy Al Kaboosh

    by RKO Classic

    Now that is a title!

  • June 5, 2005, 9:20 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and Powermetal1&#39;s repressed homosexuality.

    by TonyWilson

    And no I am not a liberal.

  • June 5, 2005, 9:34 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Taste of Death

    by stlfilmwire

    Indy learns Kung Fu. Indy learns Kung Fu.

  • June 5, 2005, 10:22 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and <insert your funny title here>

    by CuervoJones

  • June 5, 2005, 10:56 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Green-Nailed Toe of Nihilism

    by Karl Hungus

    Vee vant ze money, Jones.

  • June 5, 2005, 10:57 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Key to the City of Pasadena

    by Karl Hungus

    Excuse me. Thank you.

  • June 5, 2005, 10:59 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Ringer of Sobchak&#39;s Whites

    by Karl Hungus

    You know, the royal "we."

  • June 5, 2005, 11 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the White Russian

    by Karl Hungus

    The bar&#39;s over there.

  • June 5, 2005, 11:02 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Most Modestly-Priced Receptical

    by Karl Hungus

    Is there&#39;s a Ralph&#39;s around here?

  • June 5, 2005, 11:03 a.m. CST

    Indiana jones and the los pissed stained rug of tying rooms toge

    by TonyWilson

    Big Lebowski = a place in my all time to 10 movies

  • June 5, 2005, 11:05 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the World of Pain

    by Karl Hungus

    OVER THE LINE!!!

  • June 5, 2005, 11:06 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Mystery of the Knudsens

    by Karl Hungus

    Who the fuck are the Knudsens, man?

  • June 5, 2005, 11:08 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Creep Who Could Roll

    by Karl Hungus

    Eight year olds, Dude.

  • June 5, 2005, 11:10 a.m. CST

    This is not Nam smokey, this is bowling; there are rules

    by TonyWilson

  • June 5, 2005, 11:10 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Preferred Nomenclature

    by Karl Hungus

    "Asian-American," please.

  • June 5, 2005, 11:16 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the 3,000 Years of Beautiful Tradition from Mo

    by Karl Hungus

    You&#39;re goddamn right I&#39;m livin&#39; in the fuckin&#39; past!!!

  • June 5, 2005, 11:45 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the smell of the hillbilly anus.

    by mrfan

  • June 5, 2005, 11:48 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the attack of the loose bowels

    by mrfan

  • June 5, 2005, 12:38 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Curse of Lostzilla

    by zacdilone

    A two hour movie with only two minutes of plot advancement.

  • June 5, 2005, 1:30 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Ghost of Hitler

    by George Newman

  • June 5, 2005, 1:55 p.m. CST

    Or "Koufax", even...

    by Karl Hungus

    I beeleeve enn nosthing.

  • June 5, 2005, 3:59 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones 4

    by scrumdiddly

  • June 5, 2005, 6:06 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Rapist of Hitler

    by MOOMBA is HERE

    Have in the new movie Indiana going to Germany and finding Hitlers secret bbnker! Indiana kills off Eva Braun and has Hitler all to himself to rape! Indiana: Hey Hitler, you want the hat on or off? Hitler: On Indy! Mein Shiza!!! (slurping and sucking noises follow) The End.

  • Do you see what happens Indiana? Do you see what happens Indiana? This is what happens Indiana! This is what happens Indiana!!!

  • June 5, 2005, 8:14 p.m. CST

    Stolen Elections

    by Shaw

    I&#39;m with lynxpro. James Garfield "stole" the presidential election. Twice. Nonconsecutively.

  • June 6, 2005, 7:07 a.m. CST

    He was yanking this guy&#39;s chain....

    by Dragon Man

    Come on, he must have been. He probablt saw this young guy coming a mile away, turned to his buddy and said "Watch this!" That&#39;s the sickest name for a movie ever

  • June 6, 2005, 8:53 a.m. CST

    Moooommmmm

    by Mister Man

    The retarded kids are in the yard, again. Can I hit &#39;em with a stick???

  • June 6, 2005, 9:08 a.m. CST

    the big question is

    by ZO

    who actually joins the young democrats? you&#39;re in college. really. get a life

  • June 6, 2005, 10:23 a.m. CST

    Actually, I have it on good authority that it&#39;s going to be

    by minderbinder

    (anyone who knows that reference gets a cookie)

  • June 6, 2005, 12:45 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Talback Pirates

    by jim

    Indy, now very old and working for a website, spends his days perusing his website&#39;s boards and deleting anyone who strays off topic, like anyone who starts talking politics in a thread about a possible movie title.

  • June 6, 2005, 12:58 p.m. CST

    The (supposed) title is too awkward to be real

    by jim

    Someone else suggested the real title might be "Indiana Jones and the Opal of Atlantis". That is a lot less clunky when said out loud and is a better title.

  • so they may need to dumb-it-down so as not to risk confusing anyone (Sorcerer&#39;s Stone, anyone). Maybe "Orb of Atlantis"?

  • THAT&#39;S RIGHT MUTHERFECKERS, YOU&#39;RE ALL IDIOTS! HARRY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BAN THESE INGRATES.

  • June 7, 2005, 2:15 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Blue Harvest

    by LickMyBeets

    /got nothin.

  • June 7, 2005, 5:53 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and Me.

    by Stallion_Cornell

    Kind of a documentary, Michael Moore sort of thing.

  • June 7, 2005, 6:08 p.m. CST

    More like...

    by DouglasAH

    Indiana Jones & The Blue Harvest Indiana Jones & The Red Herring Indiana Jones & The Gullible Twats

  • June 7, 2005, 6:35 p.m. CST

    INDY IV

    by torc

    And I did&#39;nt think Harrison had a sense of humour,now lets all spell gul a b uuulllll

  • June 8, 2005, 9:02 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones IV: Attack of the Mer-man Prince Clones

    by Malx

    I&#39;ve heard worse titles in other places. Let&#39;s just hope Lucas doesn&#39;t even earn the right to stand downwind from this thing or we&#39;ll all be subjected to dorky slapstick sidekicks and a 20 minute explanation that Indy&#39;s archeological skills and bullwhip talents stem from tiny parasites living inside his cells.

  • June 8, 2005, 10:56 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and The Supremes

    by Xenophile2

    "I hate to paint liberals with a broad brush, but I will say this- Al Gore is pond scum for doing what he did to this country." and "...Nixon was big enough not to take the case to the Supreme Court. Fucking losers." Taking Election 2000 to the Supreme Court may have been an awful thing, or it might have been wise and courageous. But let&#39;s be truthful about who did it. It was Bush, not Gore, who took the case to the Supreme Court. Maybe that was the right thing for Bush to do. Maybe it was a horrible thing for Bush to do. But right or wrong, it was Bush, not Gore, who took Election 2000 to the Supreme Court.

  • June 8, 2005, 2:40 p.m. CST

    Pillar of Storge

    by JackBristow

    The rumored (and shot down amusingly by Rowling) title for Harry Potter 6. Now where&#39;s my cookie?!