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Bud Rose challenges Hallenbeck to a Batting Duel over SOLDIER and Joe swings back. NOTE: STRONG TALK
"Opinions are like ass-holes everybody has one", and Bud here thinks Hallenbeck's smells pretty ripe, at least in regards to Joe's review of
Kurt Russell's SOLDIER. I personally hope Bud's right. Father Geek would like nothing better than for ol' Snake's latest to kick royal ass.
SOLDIER IS A GREAT MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe Hallenbeck were you born with your head up your ass or did you put it
there? Soldier is a great movie or so i and the other couple hundred
people who saw it in Pasadena tonight thought. when I read what you had
to say about it thought way cool man this dude is right on and Soldier must
be one huge piece of shit so when they asked me if I wanted to see Soldier
tonight I said yeah i MUST SEE how BAD this flick must be. Uh uh wrong
wrong wrong the Kurt man does it again this movie is the best movie I have
seen this year or at least the best movie since the last one you didn't
like and sorry Joe we are getting tired of your sorryassed opinions please
look at Private Ryan and Armagedon again and go back to UCS film school and
ask for a refund. Yes some of the fx were cheesy but so probably are your
underpants and like the man said ITS NOT DONE YET! so wait until there
done and maybe your balls will drop by then.
And while were giving notes to producers what does it mean when everyone
claps at the end? That they think you are a dickhead? No Joe they are
not thinking about you at all it means they liked the movie.
Bud Rose
The Mighty Joe may be a little battered, but he's not broken, here he is coming right back at Bud.
Okay, you lil' bitch. You wanna call out the Big, Bad Mighty Joe and try
to take him down with them fancy words of praise about a film that can
be best described as barely watchable? Fine. Let's
step outside the saloon so I can teach you lesson.
1. Soldier sucked shit...NOT because of the cheesey f/x(some of which
were still rough as mentioned in MY review), but because the script,
directing, and acting sucked dead donkey balls. It's an absolutely
wretched, cliched shit story that a fuckin Mongoloid child must have
written. It's Shane set on Garbage World. The trailer is even laughably
bad.
2. The test screening results for this movie are very bad. WB is worried
that yet again they have spent a shit load of mula on yet another
crapola bomb. Trust me on this, kiddo...the audience(a large majority)
hated this flick. I overheard at least 3 dozen people say how pissed off
they were that they wasted their time watching such a
"FUCKIN' PIECE OF SHIT!" And these quotes came from the main
DEMOGRAPHIC...I know that's a big word for ya, but hopefully you'll be
able to find out what it means in that large book full of words and
definitions.
BTW, when I say "TRUST ME ON THIS"...I mean it. I know what I'm talking
about.
Bang! I clipped ya. I don't feel like taking the soul of yet another
pre-pubesant little shitbird like yourself. Hopefully you learned a
valuable lesson. I know you were trying to be the bad ass in front of
all your friends. I know you think it's cool to try and dis' Joe, but
keep this in mind, "Many have gone up against me. Their tombstones only
read this: F.W.J. -- Translation: Fucked With Joe. I'm letting you off
easy, Kid. Don't try to beat the old gun slinger. Next time you open
that lil' bitch mouth of yours I may have to close it for good.
Class dismissed.
Joe Hallenbeck
Oh, by the way, Rose Bud -- It's natural for hair to grow down there.
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Reader Talkback
Joe might be an ass, but give
the guy some props by ranma | Aug 28th, 1998 02:36:36 AM | Joe H by Matski | Aug 28th, 1998 04:42:23 AM | Joe vs Rose by Mr Dylan | Aug 28th, 1998 05:10:30 AM | Shut the fxxx up Joe! by sk | Aug 28th, 1998 06:05:33 AM | Yeah BUD! by PATRICK | Aug 28th, 1998 06:15:41 AM | Joe by 433 | Aug 28th, 1998 06:20:24 AM | Oh! by Kurt Russell | Aug 28th, 1998 06:22:01 AM | Yes, let's kicks Joe's butt by Pacman | Aug 28th, 1998 06:54:21 AM | opine by DwDunphy | Aug 28th, 1998 07:45:11 AM | Hallenbeck doesn't know shit by Vogue | Aug 28th, 1998 07:50:47 AM | AICN by Dead Donkey Balls | Aug 28th, 1998 07:51:13 AM | Joe mama by Nefarious | Aug 28th, 1998 08:06:22 AM | MJH by Mr Fubar | Aug 28th, 1998 08:23:42 AM | Who gives? by Harlequin | Aug 28th, 1998 08:30:18 AM | ? by Joe | Aug 28th, 1998 08:38:37 AM | Ripping Hallenback a New
Asshole!!!!!! by Crash Davis | Aug 28th, 1998 08:48:07 AM | SOLDIER by Matt | Aug 28th, 1998 08:51:13 AM | Here..eat this you meatballs by shaman | Aug 28th, 1998 09:05:00 AM | The Elevated Tone Today by Kagemusha | Aug 28th, 1998 09:28:05 AM | random stuff about the posts by cracker | Aug 28th, 1998 10:14:11 AM | C'mon People by Alicia | Aug 28th, 1998 10:21:51 AM | joe vs. bud...gimme a break by Moe | Aug 28th, 1998 11:01:09 AM | Enough is enough by BadAshe | Aug 28th, 1998 11:03:55 AM | Hallenbeck is the man! by Marcello | Aug 28th, 1998 11:13:25 AM | Rants About Joe by The Shadow | Aug 28th, 1998 11:26:38 AM | Joe might not be right, but -- by Heckchap | Aug 28th, 1998 11:30:04 AM | You realize of course... by mc | Aug 28th, 1998 11:34:10 AM | Who cares? The movies is going
to suck ass anyways. by bitchass | Aug 28th, 1998 11:41:34 AM | Refund my ass! by Pips | Aug 28th, 1998 11:43:48 AM | no big deal by keke | Aug 28th, 1998 11:57:59 AM | Bud Rose is a jackass! by Pips | Aug 28th, 1998 12:13:23 PM | Pupose well served by Cosigliere | Aug 28th, 1998 12:23:44 PM | joe by Eve | Aug 28th, 1998 12:57:03 PM | joe by Eve | Aug 28th, 1998 01:05:08 PM | bla by bla bla bla | Aug 28th, 1998 02:32:34 PM | NO DOUBT by yassifar | Aug 28th, 1998 02:37:51 PM | Hallenbeck is a God!!!!!! by Mickey Rat | Aug 28th, 1998 03:17:14 PM | Joe Fucking Hallenbeck by Big Bad Mutha | Aug 28th, 1998 03:25:58 PM | Hallenbeck by Dash | Aug 28th, 1998 04:15:46 PM | Joe cracks me up by Billy Bob mm-hmm | Aug 28th, 1998 06:34:57 PM | FOR JOE AND HARRY by DocHorror | Aug 28th, 1998 11:20:02 PM | It Stinks! by doom | Aug 29th, 1998 03:16:48 AM | A Spellchecker, A Brain, And
A Little Proofreading... by iKon | Aug 29th, 1998 07:04:53 AM | Crtics fill a much needed gap. by Sparky Coletrain | Aug 29th, 1998 12:40:06 PM | hallenbeck and co. by Severen | Aug 30th, 1998 10:26:15 AM | sorry bud Joe just mopped your
ass up pussy. by Eli Dorsey | Aug 31st, 1998 08:33:29 AM | Joe Sucks Cock by Uncle Skip | Sep 4th, 1998 09:58:16 AM | Joe, you are dead by God Almighty | Sep 4th, 1998 10:03:23 AM | You could power a balloon with
all that hot air. by Wolfpack | May 26th, 2006 07:21:24 AM | Pity about getting Joe busted
and everything by seppukudkurosawa | Jun 16th, 2006 07:14:25 AM |
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