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Super Bowl: PACIFIER spot

Published at:  Feb 06, 2005 7:20:38 PM CST

Hey folks, Harry here with the latest V.D. grab for Ahnuldt glory - this time taking on the Oak's greatest film legacy, Kindergarten Cop. That's right, PACIFIER is literally that. And it seems funny. It'd actually be awesome if my nephew was there and actually had to take on the Diesel and destroy him. Here's the link:




MTV has it, here ya go!



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  • Feb 06, 2005 7:24:17 PM CST

    Blah

    by billemic

    This just looks God awful.

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  • Feb 06, 2005 7:24:44 PM CST

    dear god

    by redwask

    at least arnold had a fun voice, vin has.... oh right, nothing

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  • Feb 06, 2005 7:25:58 PM CST

    why are you wasting our time with this shit? bring on war of the

    by winterchili

  • Feb 06, 2005 7:37:16 PM CST

    may i just say how hard every other media player SUCKS compared

    by trader groucho 2

    Who does MTV use? Real? Man did that bite. And the trailer looked kind of silly too. BTW Vin, Ahnuld did a good half-dozen more action movies than you before he tried the Kindergarten Cop change-up. As the Commando Nanny himself might say, "Did you consider this career move carefully brother?" Hope it works out for him.

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  • Feb 06, 2005 8:17:09 PM CST

    ...

    by the thinker

    It was called 'Suburban Commando,' you ignorant 'tards.

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  • Feb 06, 2005 8:31:33 PM CST

    Constantine & Quicktime > you

    by alwaysthere

    That's the darn truth.

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  • Feb 06, 2005 8:37:05 PM CST

    I missed the fucking "Batman Begins" commercial

    by 007-11

    The only damn reason I bothered to haul myself out of bed today(besides the last day of the George Stubbs exhibit) and I missed it. Is it posted anywhere? Can a brother get a screencap?

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  • Feb 06, 2005 8:40:27 PM CST

    how DOES this qualify as "cool" news?

    by lou c.

    ... and did Harry actually say this flaming piece of shit looks funny? seriously? dude, get off the pain meds, they're fuckin' witcha. by the way, this trailer's been playing for months, so it's not even new.

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  • Feb 06, 2005 9:00:18 PM CST

    Who cares? Honestly?

    by pencil-man

    I saw the XXX squared trailer before this turd. Who cares? Talk back you pussies.

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  • Feb 06, 2005 9:09:20 PM CST

    BATMAN BEGINS TV SPOT

    by nappydugout

    If you wat to see the Batman Begins spot, it's right here

    http://www.themoviebox.net/movies/2005/0-9ABC/BatmanBegins/trailer.php

    And it looks friggin sweet!

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  • Feb 06, 2005 9:10:28 PM CST

    Looks GREAT!!!

    by godoffireinhell

    The gag with the duck was HYSTERICAL!! I pissed myself! And hey, this PACIFIER thing is bound to be a better career choice and much more successful than more RIDDICK nonsense or 3 FASTEST 3 FURIOUSEST.

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  • Feb 06, 2005 9:34:25 PM CST

    Even GAYER than the batman trailer

    by undead03

    but just as boring and unfunny.

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  • Feb 06, 2005 9:48:00 PM CST

    Which looks worse?

    by papa cavedweller

    The pacifier or the new XXX? Oh dear lord, please help out vin.

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  • Feb 06, 2005 10:21:15 PM CST

    "Prepare for bottle"

    by osmosis jones

    Worst. Tagline. EVER.

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  • Feb 06, 2005 10:54:14 PM CST

    i stand corrected. hulk hogan starred in MISTER NANNY. Commando

    by trader groucho 2

    but i think my point stands.

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  • Feb 06, 2005 11:04:17 PM CST

    Sure Oscar Winner

    by mr_furious

    Family of kids are babysat by a retarded man. If it worked in I am Sam, why can't it work here?

    www.theletterd.blogspot.com

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  • Feb 06, 2005 11:11:30 PM CST

    A better tagline would have been "The Pacifier - IT SUCKS!"

    by hiperaktiv

  • Feb 07, 2005 12:22:30 AM CST

    I saw the trailer for this before NATIONAL TREASURE and OCEAN'S

    by voice o. reason

    Why did I just admit ANY of that?

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  • Feb 07, 2005 12:39:36 AM CST

    Weeeeeeeeeeak

    by awdh

    Hack to the extreme. Huge stinker. Yikes!

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  • Feb 07, 2005 12:42:55 AM CST

    can hooch 2 be far behind?

    by tal111

    this is a guy who started out with such promise and now here we are one film away from a k9 buddy movie...next stop oblivion

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  • Feb 07, 2005 3:36:45 AM CST

    "pacifier" in quicktime

    by atleastwebrits

    is available at http://www.apple.com/trailers/. Looks like a fun, solid movie. And just because you can watch and enjoy a movie with your little bro or sister doesn't make it bad...

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  • Feb 07, 2005 6:37:44 AM CST

    Pacifier??? Where did this come from...???

    by oh_riginal

    I thought Vin was doing that Hannibal movie next (not Lector, for those who would assume so).

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  • Feb 07, 2005 7:30:57 AM CST

    Dosen't look so bad..

    by jugs

    ...it's just hip to hate Vin at the moment.

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  • Feb 07, 2005 8:56:15 AM CST

    Looks good.

    by darksider

    As long as they don't overuse the duck like those dogs in a Ben Stiller comedy.

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  • Feb 07, 2005 11:07:09 AM CST

    SWEET BABY JESUS. YOU ARE ALL AWARE THAT A VIN DIESEL ACTION COM

    by taxman2001

    Two of the other signs being an Arnold Action Comedy with kids and a Stallone Action comedy with an old biddy. Let us pray that Nic Cage never does an Action Comedy film featuring animals, children or old fogies otherwise we are doomed. DOOMED I TELL YA!

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  • Feb 07, 2005 12:43:14 PM CST

    I bet you all..

    by jugs

    ...it makes more at the box office than, say, Alone in the Dark!

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  • Feb 07, 2005 2:25:54 PM CST

    Trader Groucho 2

    by monkeygod464

    Youre not that far off base. Yes he WAS in Mister Nanny but also another gem called Suburban Commando, co-starring Sherman Helmsley aka George Jefferson. What a classic THAT was.

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  • Feb 07, 2005 2:40:46 PM CST

    Vin Who?

    by lost skeleton

    What the hell happen to this guy's career? Oh, that's right, the Chronicles of Riddick. Good news for Vin...bad family movies make money (See Are we there yet?) P.S. Anyone remember when Cube was the wrong n#gg#r to fuck wit?

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  • Feb 07, 2005 3:29:37 PM CST

    Please make it stop...

    by whaleblubber

    thank you.

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  • Feb 07, 2005 3:30:30 PM CST

    Hulk Hogan, God I love this site!

    by emma peel

  • Feb 07, 2005 4:08:16 PM CST

    Vin Diesel's revolving door of suckage continues...

    by tv casualty

    XXX, Fast and the Furious, Chronicles of Riddick... good lord man, you had such potential in Pitch Black and Private Ryan...

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  • Feb 07, 2005 4:12:45 PM CST

    Are you kidding? It looks awful.

    by smurfette

    The last nail in Vin's casket?

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  • Feb 07, 2005 4:36:57 PM CST

    I can see this being a huge fucking hit!

    by bigtuna

    The trailer with the duck was funny.

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  • Feb 07, 2005 5:05:00 PM CST

    Saw this during Saturday Morning Cartoons

    by thebige

    Why is this news? They were showing this Saturday morning during "Winx Club" or whatever crap it is that my kids watch.

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  • Feb 07, 2005 9:12:37 PM CST

    Aint it Kiddie News

    by rupee88

    This is some lame kids movie that has no "genre" relevance at all. I agree that it doesn't belong on this site. How about news of the newest Julia Roberts romantic comedy? It would fit just as well here.

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