Jan. 19, 2005, 7:38 a.m. CST
by Monkey Butler
That pretty much describes anything on this green earth of ours, Harry... but yeah, kinda creepy posters - they remind me of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake poster. Make of that what you will.
Jan. 19, 2005, 7:52 a.m. CST
Seriously. Just look for the bulge. No, kidding... she's a hottie... but I don't think I'd want a poster of anyone with bright red eyes hanging over my bed... but maybe if it was Keira Knightley for real waking up after a good night out, I'd be thinking differently.
Jan. 19, 2005, 7:53 a.m. CST
Especially the first one.
Jan. 19, 2005, 8:05 a.m. CST
They look like Ben Templesmith's artwork, or at least some sort of influence, there. Very Nice. and creepy.
Jan. 19, 2005, 8:33 a.m. CST
by Osmosis Jones
...but this time, they're fuzzy!
Jan. 19, 2005, 8:43 a.m. CST
If so they sure went in a fucked up direction with it!!
Jan. 19, 2005, 8:44 a.m. CST
Jan. 19, 2005, 8:56 a.m. CST
by Fish Tank
Jan. 19, 2005, 10:01 a.m. CST
I never understood the tagline from that Jacob's Ladder poster ("the most frightening thing about Jacob Singer's nightmare is that he isn't dreaming"). It'd be a better line for a movie that didn't have Jacob Ladder's ending, don't you think? :)
Jan. 19, 2005, 10:58 a.m. CST
the cast picture of The Munsters. Red eyes . . . ooh, scary! Giger was right: no eyes is much, much creepier!
Jan. 19, 2005, 11:38 a.m. CST
C'mom....this is totally a Silent Hill Poster!! http://www.ebgames.com/ebx_assets/product_images/212504.jpg or http://www.dpluss.nl/silent3.jpg
Jan. 19, 2005, 12:11 p.m. CST
I am disturbed.
Jan. 19, 2005, 12:26 p.m. CST
I wouldn't want those things near my HOUSE. Scary as all get out.
Jan. 19, 2005, 12:45 p.m. CST
You hit the nail on the head there. Lets hope Roger Avary doesn't screw up like the Doom guys on the film though... although, lets face it, Jacobs Ladder got there first anyway. BRING ON THE MANNEQUINS! But not the ones from the famous '80's film... anyone think that bird from Sex and The City mings too?
Jan. 19, 2005, 3:05 p.m. CST
Jan. 19, 2005, 3:41 p.m. CST
Keira took a big hit with "King Arthur", here's hoping she gets back on her feet with this one.
Jan. 19, 2005, 6:46 p.m. CST
by Boris the Blade
Please squat on my hog.
Jan. 19, 2005, 10:37 p.m. CST
Just watched King Arthur not long ago. God that movie sucked and every single line she delivered in it was horrible. She cant act, and she doesnt even look that good. People are talking her up as if she's the hottest woman on the planet or something. I'm going to avoid this movie like the plague.
Jan. 19, 2005, 10:55 p.m. CST
Very nicely done.
Jan. 20, 2005, 1:22 a.m. CST
1. Release grungy-looking close-up posters of your two low-to-mid-tier 'stars', whilst giving no indication of what the hell the movie is about. 2. Sit back and watch as nobody sees it. 3. Well, there's always DVD money, right?
Jan. 20, 2005, 8:52 a.m. CST
by Lt. Columbo
...are done by Dave Mckean. S'all.
Jan. 20, 2005, 5:15 p.m. CST
and, yes, I do see the JACOB'S LADDER similarity
Jan. 21, 2005, 7:38 a.m. CST
by Lt. Columbo
What covers did Kent Williams do for Neil Gaiman? I can only think of the story Fear of Falling (or flying?) that he did.
Jan. 21, 2005, 5:20 p.m. CST
ANy shmuck w/ photoshop could probbaly do better...