Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with a look at the first trailer for THE LONGEST YARD, the remake of the classic Cons Vs Guards football spectacular starring one sweaty man-god at the top of his game.

You'd never think Adam Sandler could step into Burt Reynold's snakeskins, and you're probably right, but I for one think this looks like it MIGHT be a real fun time. Even if they have the most obvious casting in the world (Chris Rock as the wise-crackin' black sidekick and James Cromwell as the Warden), I'm still really interested in seeing this cast work together... plus the convicts look nice and pissed, especially the ringer... He looks like he could break me in half with a brief glance, and I'm very fat, so that's saying something! Anyway, take a gander at the trailer!!!

CLICK IT HERE FOR RETIRED SWEATY MAN GODS AND BIG SCARY CONVICT PEOPLE!!!