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Hi, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab...
I want to give you something. In fact, thanks to the fine folks at Lions Gate, Universal, and MGM, we’re giving a whole lot of something away, and today’s the day you can start entering. All weekend long, send your entries to this address and tell me which contest you want to enter. Put “RAMBO,” “LYNCH,” or “RIDDICK” in the header of your e-mail to make it easy for me to keep track, okay?
For RAMBO fans, I’m giving away two complete sets of the new RAMBO COLLECTION, and one lucky winner will get a limited edition RAMBO poster signed by Sylvester Stallone!
If WILD AT HEART tickles your fancy, then I’ll be giving away copies of the DVD, including one that is signed by David Lynch himself.
And finally, for fans of THE CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK, I’ve got a stack of the Unrated Director’s Cut DVD to hand out.
So after you eat your turkey, drop me a line and tell me why I should choose you out of all the possible entries. Tell me why you picked the film you did. Tell me why you’d be thankful, especially for the signed specialty items. Convince me. You’ve got from now until Monday, November 29th, at 9:00 AM PST. And have a very, very happy holiday.
"Moriarty" out.
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Am I gonna end up on one of those CIA/FBI/Dept of Homeland Security/GOP/FCC watch lists if I submit info? If so....my Arizona Dept of Corrections ID number is DF5673-G7283...that should make it easier on them....And thus, can Stallone sign my copy of Italian Stallion too? - - - George, The 7th Chicken!!!!
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Well, I don't see much point in trying to impress Mori after he's put so much effort into banning me so many times. The term "snowball's chance in hell" seems to fit here.
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Nov 25, 2004 6:14:45 AM CST
it'd be nice if eraserhead was more readily available...
by acne scarface
rather than having 2 go to lynch's website 2 order it.
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Nov 25, 2004 3:04:23 PM CST
If you're going to quote lines from WAH, how could you leave out
by grabthars_hammer
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Everyone who is an action fan MUST OWN these three CLASSIC KICK ASS 80'S action/adventure spectaculars. RAMBO IV will be out in summer 2006 and now is the time to re-discover RAMBO!!!
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After Bobby Peru is offered a shot of Jack Daniels to calm him down he leers wickedly and says:
"Speakin' a' Jack - One Eyed Jack's yearnin' to go a'peepin' in a seafood store..."
Willem Dafoe's Bobby is one of his very finest characterisations I think - just a gleefully vulgar, disgusting and reprehensible character. All this and 'Take a bite of peach!', bufffalo huntin', Marcelo Santos's friendly advice on how to cause "irrepairable brain damage" to a potential hit, Marietta Fortune's general psycho-mama antics and so very much more. Fuckin' great flick! -
...Is a line from the original 'Shake, Rattle and Roll" as performed by Joe Turner
and written by Charles Calhoun, and later performed by Elvis Presley on the Ed Sullivan Show to a largely uncomprehending audience. Here are the full, filthy, lyrics.
"Get outta that bed, wash your face and hands
Get outta that bed, wash your face and hands
Well, you get in that kitchen, make some noise with the pots and pans
Well, you wear low dresses, the sun comes shining through
Well, you wear low dresses, the sun comes shining through
I can't believe my eyes all that mess belongs to you
I believe to my soul you're a devil in nylon hose
I believe to my soul you're a devil in nylon hose
Well, the harder I work, the faster my money goes
I said, shake, rattle and roll, shake, rattle and roll
Shake, rattle and roll, shake, rattle and roll
Well, you won't do right to save your doggone soul
I'm like a one-eyed cat peeping in a seafood store
I'm like a one-eyed cat peeping in a seafood store
Well, I can look at you and tell you ain't no child no more
Ah, shake, rattle and roll, shake, rattle and roll
Shake, rattle and roll, shake, rattle and roll
Well, you won't do right to save your doggone soul
I said, over the hill and way down underneath
I said, over the hill and way down underneath
You make me roll my eyes, Baby, make me grit my teeth
I said, shake, rattle and roll, shake, rattle and roll
Shake, rattle and roll, shake, rattle and roll
Well, you won't do right to save your doggone soul" *** And Scorched Planet gone from the internet forever? Yeah, and Jason Voorhees is really dead...
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If I don't win that Wild At Heart DVD, I'll cry. I'm not fucking kidding. I'll crawl into my room and cry like a child who's just been molested.
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