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Tom Hanks Will Decipher THE DA VINCI CODE!!

Hi, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab...

Well, hooray. Looks like Tom Hanks is going to get a franchise finally. It’s about damn time, too. I fully expect that the film version of the gargantuan runaway holy shit best-seller THE DA VINCI CODE is going to be an equally massive movie hit, and you can attack the writer all you want, but he’s crafted a pretty spiffy little thriller ride out of some ridiculously fun historical and artistic footnotes. And if this first film works, I’d welcome any further Dan Brown adaptations that Hanks wanted to star in as well.

Here’s the story that COMING SOON ran about the news that broke originally in NEWSWEEK:

CLICK HERE TO DECIPHER THE CODE!!

Very cool. I hope the supporting cast is filled with great actors from all over Europe.

"Moriarty" out.





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Deciphering the Code?
by hipcheck13
Nov 14th, 2004
10:23:20 PM
I Like Tom Hanks. I Like The DaVinci Code.
by El Fuego
Nov 14th, 2004
10:41:07 PM
And the mediocrity of American movie making slouches onward...
by Jim Jam Bongs
Nov 14th, 2004
10:51:14 PM
Franchise? There's only one other Langdon book, and it's about
by FrankDrebin
Nov 14th, 2004
11:17:54 PM
Not Sure About Tom Hanks
by BitchNig
Nov 14th, 2004
11:20:09 PM
Wasn't this supposed to be Russell Crowe?
by heywood jablomie
Nov 14th, 2004
11:31:30 PM
Should have been Hugh Jackman.
by Cash Bailey
Nov 14th, 2004
11:33:42 PM
Noooooooooooo!
by scrivener
Nov 15th, 2004
12:10:05 AM

by Wanton
Nov 15th, 2004
12:24:35 AM
The Da Vince Code? I thought it was coming out this week starrin
by Grabthars_Hammer
Nov 15th, 2004
12:29:09 AM
He's Too Old
by howstone
Nov 15th, 2004
12:37:53 AM
Conservative Leaning?
by WoodyStiffer
Nov 15th, 2004
12:38:34 AM
Nicole21 - Huh?
by WoodyStiffer
Nov 15th, 2004
12:40:53 AM
I can go with this
by WoodyStiffer
Nov 15th, 2004
12:41:50 AM
The book was a huge disappointment
by Rcamacho2278
Nov 15th, 2004
12:48:31 AM
Wrong
by acebandage
Nov 15th, 2004
01:03:31 AM
Tom Hanks Noooooo!!!!
by JPA170478
Nov 15th, 2004
01:12:15 AM
Tom Hanks
by alexnivek
Nov 15th, 2004
01:31:32 AM
Jeff Goldblum or Hugh Grant. (Stop laughing.)
by FrankDrebin
Nov 15th, 2004
03:39:12 AM
Harrison Ford type character? Um, how about....oooohhhh, I don'
by J-Dizzle
Nov 15th, 2004
05:25:27 AM
Will it be as poorly written and researched as the book?
by rev_skarekroe
Nov 15th, 2004
08:20:28 AM
Oh, the pain, the pain of it all
by 007-11
Nov 15th, 2004
10:17:07 AM
Ludicrous statements presented as hard fact...
by cuttr
Nov 15th, 2004
10:19:52 AM
Nic, get a fucking clue already. This is a movie website, not a
by minderbinder
Nov 15th, 2004
10:20:44 AM
The Da Vinci Crap
by Itchy
Nov 15th, 2004
11:22:01 AM
DaVinci Code - horrible writing, horrible characters, atrocious
by TV CASUALTY
Nov 15th, 2004
11:50:03 AM
Bible thumper?
by rev_skarekroe
Nov 15th, 2004
11:50:04 AM
Come on, the book was fun.
by Lizzybeth
Nov 15th, 2004
12:00:41 PM
Nicole, you know not of whom you speak
by Homer Sexual
Nov 15th, 2004
12:17:14 PM
Hanky Panky in the most ridiculous book since "Mein Kampf". Whom
by SalvatoreGravano
Nov 15th, 2004
12:17:38 PM
Not enthused about this---the book was awful.
by JohnnyTremaine
Nov 15th, 2004
12:35:41 PM
seriously, nicole21, your meds ... take them.
by Lou C.
Nov 15th, 2004
12:52:51 PM
the problem
by perryfarrell
Nov 15th, 2004
01:35:06 PM
So Hudson Hawk 2 with Tom Hanks, eh?
by Big Bad Clone
Nov 15th, 2004
02:27:05 PM
How creative, Ron Howard and Tom Hanks...
by Spacesheik
Nov 15th, 2004
02:30:44 PM
007-11
by perryfarrell
Nov 15th, 2004
02:42:17 PM
Dumb dumb dumb cast
by Judge Doom
Nov 15th, 2004
03:41:25 PM
Hanks
by Mafu
Nov 15th, 2004
04:10:00 PM
moviemack
by perryfarrell
Nov 15th, 2004
04:14:23 PM
and also, moviemack
by perryfarrell
Nov 15th, 2004
04:27:27 PM
NICOLE 21 needs to get the fuck off of Michael Moore's nuts
by SCYTHEOFLUNA
Nov 15th, 2004
06:23:18 PM
Perry
by 007-11
Nov 15th, 2004
08:10:20 PM
'Polar Distress' Derails Bush-Hating Millionaire Bing
by Moore_and_Harry
Nov 15th, 2004
08:29:50 PM
Scytheofluna: "So shut the fuck up about Michael Moore. Half of
by Triumph poops!
Nov 15th, 2004
09:13:22 PM
Isn't Steven Bing the guy who knocked up Elizabeth Hurley?
by 007-11
Nov 16th, 2004
12:18:59 AM
Angelina Jolie
by txpollo
Nov 16th, 2004
12:51:21 AM
"This is a movie website, not a whine about politics website?"
by J-Dizzle
Nov 16th, 2004
03:06:05 AM
"So shut the fuck up about Michael Moore. Half of his appeal is
by J-Dizzle
Nov 16th, 2004
03:09:06 AM
More truth than Rome wants to admit....
by Hairy Nutsack
Nov 16th, 2004
04:23:56 AM
Viggo Mortensen for Robert Langdon!!!
by Roland of GIlead
Nov 16th, 2004
08:08:45 AM
So now this TB is onto Polar Express (and yet more politics)? W
by minderbinder
Nov 16th, 2004
08:23:19 AM
TRIUMPH POOPS, NEOCON? THAT'S A VERY SEXY TERM!
by bushsux
Nov 16th, 2004
09:52:22 AM
Hanks is wrong...
by Giant Fish
Nov 16th, 2004
12:16:23 PM
Where the fuck was Dennis Quaid
by Mr. Profit
Nov 16th, 2004
12:47:57 PM
And to brag about how fast you read the book is stupid. It's ext
by Mr. Profit
Nov 16th, 2004
12:57:04 PM
TRIUMPH POOPS
by SCYTHEOFLUNA
Nov 16th, 2004
03:32:44 PM
SCYTHE you're way off man......
by Hairy Nutsack
Nov 16th, 2004
07:54:50 PM
Uh actually the "moral" issues being homosexual marriage and ste
by SCYTHEOFLUNA
Nov 16th, 2004
09:13:15 PM
and that was supposed to be fundamentalists, not funamentalists
by SCYTHEOFLUNA
Nov 16th, 2004
09:37:14 PM
One other thing Mr Nutsack....
by SCYTHEOFLUNA
Nov 16th, 2004
11:35:48 PM
Scytheofluna
by Rain_Dog
Nov 17th, 2004
01:24:30 AM
Good man Luna.....
by Hairy Nutsack
Nov 17th, 2004
05:58:11 AM
I never thought...
by cocolopez
Nov 17th, 2004
09:31:58 AM
Hanks is all wrong for this Catholic-bashing film
by Fandude
Nov 17th, 2004
01:48:04 PM
Fair enough Mr. Sack
by SCYTHEOFLUNA
Nov 17th, 2004
02:25:59 PM
Raindog and beer
by SCYTHEOFLUNA
Nov 17th, 2004
03:49:52 PM
President Bush proves once and for all that any monkey CAN'T run
by Lost Skeleton
Nov 17th, 2004
03:59:35 PM
Oh, and Hanks is so wrong for this role
by Lost Skeleton
Nov 17th, 2004
04:00:09 PM
I dunno about you guys, but I prefer a President that doesn't be
by Mr. Profit
Nov 18th, 2004
08:48:23 AM

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