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Will Tarantino prove his monkey style kung fu is the best with his next flick'

Published at:  Nov 01, 2004 6:57:45 PM CST

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with some very interesting words from Quentin Tarantino about his next flick. I got an email this morning right before I had to drive through about 150 miles of Buttfuck Nowhere, Texas that had a copy of the Total Film story. I just got back to my computer and boy has this story spread through the internet like wildfire via the AP wire. Here's Total Film's story:



Rather than a long-rumoured World War 2 epic, the auteur is set to film a kung-fu movie shot entirely in Mandarin, with a second version shot simultaneously with a kitsch out-of-sync English dubbed soundtrack.

Movie magazines and Internet sites across the world have reported that the award-winning Writer and Director’s next project would be “Inglorious Bastards,” but in an interview with Total Film, Tarantino revealed he would in fact be working on an entirely different and completely leftfield movie.

The news was revealed when unsuspecting Total Film journalist Mark Dinning visited Tarantino’s home to deliver two awards from the magazine’s 2004 Readers Awards for Tarantino’s Kill Bill series – Man Of The Year and Action Scene Of The Year: 

“Inglorious Bastards, Not yet, Man. My next movie is gonna be another kung fu that’s gonna blow your asses off. Everyone still thinks I’m doing Bastard’s next, but before I do that I want to do something much smaller.”

Tarantino continued: “The next movie will be in Mandarin! I enjoyed shooting all the Japanese stuff in Kill Bill, so much so that this whole film will be entirely in Mandarin. If you’re not up to watching it with subtitles I really want to do a full-on dubbed version. Maybe shooting two Kill Bill movies has spoiled me but f&*k it – sue me!”

Whilst no release date or plot details have been revealed for this as yet unnamed project, Total Film magazine’s Mark Dinning believes the film is set to be a true labour of love for the Director:

“I’m not surprised by this move to make a movie in a foreign language – the man is a walking encyclopaedia of weird and wonderful movies and he loves kung fu.   He’s not copying Mel Gibson, he just wants to make a genuine martial arts film with all the ideas he has spilling over from shooting Kill Bill.

“The more we think about this announcement – his new kung-fu project has Tarantino written all over it - a mix of the barmy and the brilliant that film fans will be excited about seeing.  The number of UK film fans who voted for Kill Bill in our awards shows that people love his work and will look forward to this next movie. ”

I'm not sure if this is truly what Quentin is going to go forward on first or just what has his excitement at the time this Total Film writer dropped off those awards, but if it is I'll definitely be excited to see it. If there's one American director out there that gets the kung fu genre (and all its subgenres) it's Tarantino. He understands the characters, the mythos and the action. Imagine stripping down KILL BILL to ONLY the chop sockey elements. Sure, that would make the KILL BILL flicks less impressive, especially without the spaghetti western influence, but imagine that style, that energy focused into a full blown kung fu flick. I'm giddy to see INGLORIOUS BASTARDS, but if he feels he needs to build up to it via another badass kung fu flick, then I'm game, too... as long as he gets his lazy ass back to Austin and puts on the next QT fest before he rolls film!!







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  • Nov 01, 2004 7:01:24 PM CST

    FIRST

    by d. tyranus

  • Nov 01, 2004 7:02:52 PM CST

    I'M A STAR!

    by d. tyranus

    DAMMIT I RULE, 5 YEARS ON THIS WEBSITE AND FINALLY FIRST I'D LIKE TO THANK HANNAH I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT W/O HER

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  • Nov 01, 2004 7:06:15 PM CST

    you are gay

    by schmiggy jk

    nuff said

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  • Nov 01, 2004 7:06:26 PM CST

    The most...

    by gluecifer

    overrated director of all time will do a 100% kung fu movie (will he steal 100% of his "ideas" from classics and obscure CHINESE martial arts flicks? Of course he will!) that will become of course the most overrated kung fu movie of all time...

    And of course, almost nobody (I mean BIG audiences) will give a shit about Kung Fu Hustle...

    This world sucks.

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  • Nov 01, 2004 7:07:00 PM CST

    Also...

    by d. tyranus

    Who the hell wants to see this? Stick to Inglorious and by the way, KB VOLUMES 1 AND 2 are overrated. Also, that new Star Wars poster is terrible, also, Anne Hathaway's getting naked in her next movie also, Peter o' Toole called Wolfgang Petersen a "kraut!" Go over to IMDB, it's all there!

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  • Nov 01, 2004 7:39:05 PM CST

    Great, another overrated Tarantino kung-fu fest...

    by durendal

    ...with shitty dialogue and just enough story to justify a bunch of "cool action". And of course, the Tarantino sicophants will such his cock until his asshole rumbles like a volcano and his brains come out of his peehole. KB 1 and 2 were very overrated. Try forgetting that Tarantino did it for a while and just watch the damn thing as another movie. It's not that good.

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  • Nov 01, 2004 7:41:48 PM CST

    Casino Royale

    by splissken

    with Kung Fu IN MANDARIN. that would be sweet.

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  • No sarcasm, I'd much rather watch a Tarantino wank as opposed to Paul Thomas Anderson.

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  • Or just me.

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  • Nov 01, 2004 8:28:45 PM CST

    the passion of the fu man chu

    by dr.bulber

    the actors will be speaking in english but it will be dubbed in mandarin.

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  • Nov 01, 2004 8:30:01 PM CST

    Kill Bill V. 1&2 are Very overrated.

    by bigtuna

    I've heard a lot of people say Volume 2 is the best film of 2004. Yeah ok! I just don't see what was so great or "Cool" about the films. I know they are the type of films movie geeks will love, but geeze, the films just aren't that good.

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  • Nov 01, 2004 8:37:52 PM CST

    He's a pioneer! No, a rip-off artist! A floor wax! A desert t

    by immortal_fish

    Look, KB *was* overrated. Yet it was a fun piece of tripe. RESERVOIR DOGS meets kung fu theater. And so what? It was a fun time and very, very fun to watch. I see QT's works as a twisted, adult version of Pixar. Always branching out into new genres while keeping the same form. The only problem Isee here is that he's staying with the chop-saki. I'd love to see him do a superhero flick. Think PULP MYSTERY MEN FICTION and you get where I'm going. I want to see him do a RomCom, a retrospective war movie, . Whether you find his works innovative or derivative, he's always trying new things and acheiving favorable results overall. Kevin Smith, one of my other favorite directors, should take heed.

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  • Nov 01, 2004 8:53:16 PM CST

    HERMANOS! THE DEVIL HAS BUILT A ROBOT!

    by uncle stan

  • Nov 01, 2004 8:55:26 PM CST

    "...with a kitsch out-of-sync English dubbed soundtrack. "

    by triumph poops!

    So in searching far and wide for inspiration for his next film, Tarantino's settled on remaking the comedy KUNG POW: ENTER THE FIST from just the other year? Good going, Quentin. Little late on that idea -- Steve Oedekerk beat you to it AND has a sequel that'll hit long before your flick.

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  • Nov 01, 2004 9:08:43 PM CST

    Grasping At Straws

    by one9deuce

    Reservoir Dogs - was definately not original, but still pretty awesome. Pulp Fiction - is in my top 3 favorite films of all time. I think he absolutely peaked as a filmmaker at that moment and will never attain that kind of creative synergy again. Jackie Brown - not even Quentin's own story but taken from Elmore Leonard's Rum Punch, and a very forgetable film. Kill Bill - very, very overrated. Is there anything original in it? I can hardly quote anything from it. Is there a memorable line in either of them? And Jackie Brown and Kill Bill is all he has directed in over ten years!

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  • Nov 01, 2004 9:45:12 PM CST

    I'd like to see him do a...

    by trik

    SciFi / Space Opera flick. #### Screw WWII flicks. They're so 1940's

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  • Nov 01, 2004 10:40:47 PM CST

    A floor wax! A desert topping!

    by jaguart

    Holy shit! I just used that same reference today too. Right now I'm watching "Fire Walk with Me". I don't think I'll ever sleep well again.

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  • Nov 01, 2004 10:42:36 PM CST

    wow more campy insults to another culture

    by watashiwadare

    Hope it isn't as blithely racist and stupid as Kill Bill. It will doubtless be just as mass worshiped years in advance. Oh crap I'm already contributing to the hype.

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  • Nov 01, 2004 10:48:38 PM CST

    I wish Tarantino could have gotten that Bond flick

    by gheorghe zamfir

    THAT sounded like it'd be cool.

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  • Nov 01, 2004 10:58:00 PM CST

    TROLL MUCH?

    by topaz4206

    Seriously, step back from your player-hation for a moment. A guy that has lived and breathed kung-fu movies his whole life, is finally making a kung-fu movie! Not a collage, not an homage, not a "Spaghetti" Western-mish-mash movie. A KUNG FU MOVIE. If this doesn't get you excited, then YOU DON'T LIKE KUNG FU MOVIES. Take it from a true Kung Fu fan, THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR A KICK ASS KUNG-FU MOVIE. P.S. Hero and Crouching Tiger, although good films, DO NOT COUNT. I'm talking about "MASTER OF THE FLYING GUILLOTINE"-good. Those we don't get too often. The best pure martial arts movie of the last 5 years was probably ONG-BAK, from THAILAND!

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  • Nov 01, 2004 11:12:53 PM CST

    I didn't even think about Mel Gibson, but now that you mention i

    by theginger twit

    Next he'll distribute a piece of shit home movie.

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  • Nov 01, 2004 11:23:24 PM CST

    What ever happened to the man doing a sequel to pulp fiction

    by theginger twit

    Wasn't it going to be set during the time of the first film, only more stories spaced out amoungst?

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  • Nov 02, 2004 1:21:03 AM CST

    sounds about right.

    by payton 34

    Just look at the amount of source material that he can blatently steal from.

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  • Nov 02, 2004 2:33:29 AM CST

    AntoniusBloc is posting OFF-TOPIC!

    by blahblahface

    This post was about Quentin Tarantino, not Michael Moore. You are totally in the wrong place for your political rant. It was a bit long-winded too.

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  • Nov 02, 2004 2:50:40 AM CST

    Idiotic. This movie will never happen.

    by heywood jablomie

    This Brit caught Q after one apple martini too many. It's bollocks.

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  • Nov 02, 2004 4:01:38 AM CST

    We'll all watch it anyway

    by mr sidney james

    Complain about QT if you like but all geeks will go out and watch this no matter how crappy it is.

    Thinking of voting G W Bush? Have a laugh see what the rest of the world thinks.

    http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/product.asp?id=12052

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  • Nov 02, 2004 9:04:23 AM CST

    GRAB YOUR LEFT NUT AND MAKE YOUR RIGHT ONE JEALOUS!

    by rcamacho2278

  • Nov 02, 2004 9:25:12 AM CST

    BAHAMUT

    by topaz4206

    Um, duh-rrrrrr....read my post carefully. I said ONG-BANK was a MARTIAL ARTS movie, not KungFu.

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  • Nov 02, 2004 9:49:08 AM CST

    I don't get it...if it's just a dubbed version, what about it ne

    by minderbinder

  • You look strong enough to pull the ears off a Gundark.

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  • Nov 02, 2004 12:01:47 PM CST

    Tarantino should hook up with Old Monkey and make a film about m

    by monkey_king

    I have a concept that will blow every action fans minds.

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  • now even Quint is getting "giddy". I thought it was only Harry who got "giddy". And, again, we have another American using that foreign word "whilst" when the perfectly good red-blooded American word "while" would have done.

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  • Nov 02, 2004 2:42:24 PM CST

    I should be getting LADY SNOWBLOOD from Netflix very soon

    by beamish13

    I want to see how much "inspiration" Quentin got from this film when he made KILL BILL

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  • Nov 02, 2004 2:43:12 PM CST

    TRUE ROMANCE was his best work, bar none

    by beamish13

    even that moron Tony Scott couldn't fuck the script up

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  • Nov 02, 2004 6:10:06 PM CST

    crippled masters

    by vicious_bastard

    Bring on the kung-fu amputees - no arms vs. no legs anyone?
    A bit of high-speed underground ninja-tunneling is always good as well.
    I wanna see some shit like that. Crazy monks with gnarly special powers can make any film good. FACT.

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  • Nov 02, 2004 8:14:32 PM CST

    he's gone nuts...

    by rawhead ralf

    ...actually he can rest easy. as long as he's got inglorious bastards in his back pocket he can do whatever he wants in the meantime. it's a qt filmfest and bastards is the main attraction, the movie the masses are waiting for. we'll just have to sit through his less commerical stuff first..

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  • Nov 02, 2004 10:56:28 PM CST

    Sigh... I though JACKIE BROWN was a sign of a new direction...

    by thekeenguy

    ...but it turns out that Tarantino was just that out of his system, I guess.

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  • Nov 03, 2004 9:35:26 AM CST

    Bye Bye Tarantino

    by farthead

    Thanks for playing, check out is at noon.

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  • Nov 03, 2004 2:20:07 PM CST

    ONE OF MY TOP THREE DREAM MOVIES...

    by cocolopez

    would be Tarantino doing a real Elektra movie- based on the Miller and Sienkiewicz miniseries and starring someone much more exotic than the corn-fed bird that is Jennifer Garner. Think Catherine Zeta-Jones only younger... Alas- with the spin-off flick from Daredevil on it's way- my dream is ruined :(

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  • Nov 04, 2004 5:09:12 PM CST

    stretch...groan...ugh...

    by frankentron5000

    You know that feeling that you get when you've been awake for 3 days in Vegas drinking straight shots of Jack Daniel's and you lost a couple hundy at the blackjack tables and you're on your way back to LA and it seems like you've been driving for 10 hours and you're only halfway and the giant BunBoy thermometer shows 121 degrees and your air conditioning is out and it feels like all your joints are filled with sand and all you want to do is sleep the rest of the month?

    that's the feeling i get when i read that QT is making another movie. of any kind.

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