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I am – One Happy Hercules!!

Again, the best possible news imaginable!

Have you, as I have, long craved an image of Aquaman’s bride, Mera Aquaman, going sapphic screwballs over Val Brown, the insatiably horny bassist in Josie and the Pussycats?

Long story short: cable’s Comedy Central has greenlit an ambitious new series that crosses Cartoon Network’s “Harvey Birdman” with VH1’s “The Surreal Life.”

It’s called “Drawn Together.” Learn more of this troubling concept here.

Because all American and Canadian males under the age of 49 (homosexuals inclusive) crave sex with at least one Saturday-morning cartoon character of yore, the days-away November issue of the poorly written yet compellingly super-smutty skin monthly Maxim (newly blonde TV goddess Laura Prepon graces the cover) features a fabulous pictorial of the “Drawn Together” gals taking an unnatural interest in each other. Note the teasy preview image:

Comedy Central debuts “Drawn Together” Oct. 27, minutes after an all-new installment of “South Park.”

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Oh!!! "Sopranos" ...

I warn you not to defy me!!

I am – Hercules!!