I am – Hercules!!

I hate to put up pieces on the FX shows, because I get paid by the talkback, and there’s only nine people who care enough to post talkbacks on the FX shows.

Prove me wrong! There must be at least ten paid FX publicists! If five of you use more than one email account, I sense we can garner a record number of unique users to praise this “Nip/Tuck” show, especially on finale night!

Hi. Excuse me for a moment. "Moriarty" here.

Just wanted to interrupt to say that this is one of the few shows I watch with my wife each week. It's a shameless guilty pleasure of a show. Soapy as shit, sure. Compulsively watchable, though. And for those of you who do watch, and who have seen tonight's finale, allow me to calmly ask...

... WHAT IN THE BLUE FUCK KIND OF LAST FIVE MINUTES WAS THAT?!?!?

There are cliffhangers, and then there are massive gonad-punches, designed to leave the audience with a swollen sack from now until whenever the hell Julian McMahon's movie career calms down enough for them to schedule another season of the show. I am hereby formally ordering Shawn Murphy and FX to cancel all plans and get back to work. Now. I want a new season in December. You can have next month off, and then I'm going to get irritable.

And if you saw it, you know what I'm talking about. Jesus. That's no fair. No fair at all. I now return you to Hercules The Strong and his profound loathing of all things FX, already in progress...

Okay, let me provide a topic. Famke Janssen is the most fabulous woman alive, save for Natasha Richardson. 10 p.m. Tuesday. FX.