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Five By Five!! BIG BROTHER/ AMAZING_RACE Season Finales!!

Published at: Sept. 21, 2004, 8:27 p.m. CST

I am – Hercules!!

Did Drew sabotage his own nearly perfect game by choosing fellow horseman Michael over in-house girlfriend Diane?? Drew looked like he wanted to cry when Diane implied he used her. And is Jase disguising some newfound MPB? Did Cowboy just french his very fat mom? Did I say "almost" perfect? First place got $500,000, second got $50,000.

Did Brandon and Nicole screw the pooch by not shaving their beautiful heads? Will the really unattractive contestants crush their fitter competitors? The horrible bowling moms, the black parents, the virgin models and the undersized fornicaters are all who remain.

“Big Brother 5” Season Finale 8 p.m. Tuesday. CBS.
“Amazing Race 5” Season Finale 9 p.m. Tuesday. CBS.

I am – Hercules!!





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  • Sept. 21, 2004, 8:33 p.m. CST

    TAR

    by Canyda

    The Amazing Race is a very good reality show. I just wanted to say that. :-)

  • Sept. 21, 2004, 9:17 p.m. CST

    CBS

    by ryLRci

    Has some great reality shows. I'm pulling for the Bowling Moms or Chip and Kim on TAR, and despite my dislike for him, Drew on BB. Cowboy is a hick-ass nasty follower-not-leader ugly stupid redneck who we should have been spared from in favor of Lyle Lovett. But my true passion tonight goes to the new season of Gilmore Girls...freakin' finally.

  • Sept. 21, 2004, 9:33 p.m. CST

    Happy trails cowboy

    by SLEAZY DINOSAUR

    I live in Oklahoma, but even I didn't want my fellow Okie Michael to win, he was just so whiny and annoying, and seemed to think he was entitled to the money because he had a kid,

  • Sept. 21, 2004, 9:53 p.m. CST

    Amazing Race

    by stargirl

    If Colin and Christy lose to those "bottom feeders" (I still don't think he knows what that phrase means) I'm going to be very angry at my TV. They kick so much ass at this game, they HAVE to win it.

  • Sept. 21, 2004, 11:07 p.m. CST

    TAR spoilers

    by mjbok1

    Thank God Colin and Christy didn't win. In the history of reality TV, I don't know if I've seen a worse pair of human beings. It's not how they played the game, as far as I'm concerned what happens in these games are all fair game, but rather how they are just horrible, horrible people. They were incredible competitors, just nasty people. Like when she said to just run over the people that were in the way. Thank-God they didn't win.

  • Sept. 21, 2004, 11:38 p.m. CST

    TAR was quite exciting

    by carouselambra

    I don't know if the excitement is due to Amazing Editing or not. But still, I love the show. I'm glad Chip & Kim won, they really did enjoy the experience, it wasn't just a race to them. Christie is a hottie.

  • Sept. 22, 2004, 1:29 a.m. CST

    So overrated

    by ToxicEnema

    TAR is such a pile of crap. Fundamentally, the game is flawed. The produces make certain stops into "bottlenecks' so the laggers can catch up .... AND they have 3 or 4 shows where no one gets eliminated. So, I don't know how people can actually watch it all the way through. I have tried for 3 years now, and quit around the 4th week everytime.

  • Sept. 22, 2004, 2:24 a.m. CST

    FAITH

    by eghan

    i miss buffy. right?

  • Sept. 22, 2004, 9:49 a.m. CST

    MPB?

    by Gengar

  • Sept. 22, 2004, 9:49 a.m. CST

    MPB?

    by Gengar

    can someone please translate

  • Sept. 22, 2004, 10:38 a.m. CST

    opinions are like assholes

    by cornjob1

    tv, movies, music, religion, politics.....who cares what your opinion is? i have my own and you're never going to convince me you're within 2 miles of right....i like what i like and you like what you like. oh, and jase looks gay...men shouldn't pluck their eyebrows...

  • Sept. 22, 2004, 12:31 p.m. CST

    TAR - I was disappointed...

    by mbeemer

    ... the entire game came down to one incident of PURE LUCK. Kim was on the phone at the right moment to just happen to learn their flight was delayed. If they'd called 10 minutes earlier or the operator didn't mention it they wouldn't have gotten ahead of the others. Luck is a factor, yes, but this was the entire game just dropped into their lap through no effort of their own. Disappointing.

  • Sept. 22, 2004, 1:02 p.m. CST

    I love the amazing race

    by Eyegore

    Even though last night's finale didn't come down to the usual footrace, it was still very exciting and cool. I enjoyed the love-fest at the finish line where all the losing teams congradulated the winners like a big family reunion. This is one of the best shows on TV and I'm really looking forward to the next race.

  • Sept. 22, 2004, 2:08 p.m. CST

    I am so glad it came down to cowboy and drew

    by The Data

    Nakomis and her blonde cohort were righteous lying backstabbers. At least everyone else was just lying backstabbers or just backstabbers. I hate righteousness, and was so hapy when cowboy teamed up with drew and diane. Seriously what choice did he ave after his sister lied to him then stabbed him in the back. THen her and her li'l freind get all whiney , good ridance, that should teach you to try and be a mastermind.

  • Sept. 22, 2004, 2:23 p.m. CST

    tamethecunt

    by SLEAZY DINOSAUR

    I live in OKC

  • Sept. 22, 2004, 4:36 p.m. CST

    MPB =

    by MisterE

    MPB = Male Pattern Baldness. Amazing what a little Googling can turn up.