I’m trying to stay off the pipe, but I've got one so good my sponsors - my Spoiler Anonymous sponsors - are encouraging me to drop a hint. Here’s the 2004 edition, as we head into the big fall season:
Two – count ‘em – two regular characters on one of Herc’s very favorite TV series of all time will die before the 2004-05 season staggers to completion. Regulars, I say. Regular regulars. We're talking title credits. Die forever. And completely. Not back at all. Ever. Not a trick, hoax or imaginary story. Really gonna happen.
For those new to the site, just some of the Herc’s all-time favorite series:
Gilmore Girls
The O.C.
The Simpsons
Survivor
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The West Wing
For the record, I do not regard “Smallville” as one of my all-time favorite series, though it still stands head and shoulders above “Lois & Clark.”
That’s all you get, bitch. Hug it out, and if you think I lie, we’ll talk after Memorial Day.
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